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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is UFO sightings in Maine and the second variable is Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion.  The chart goes from 1979 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The extraterrestrial visitors were actually big fans of competitive eating, and their telepathic cravings for processed meat products were inadvertently boosting the champion's consumption. It seems they were conducting a secret "snack and abduct" operation, leading to an unexpected alliance between the reigning hot dog hero and the outer space enthusiasts. It was a classic case of cosmic cravings leading to an unexpected wiener-take-all situation.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a bustling town in Maine, with residents looking up in awe as a mysterious UFO hovers over a potato field. Nearby, an exaggerated scene of the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition unfolds with Joey Chestnut eagerly consuming a towering stack of hotdog buns, surrounded by an abundance of uneaten hotdogs. The shortage of French fries is evident, with surplus hotdog buns becoming more noticeable. This image should capture the cyber folk aesthetic in a colorful and playful manner, maintaining a sense of wonder and adventure in the scene. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: UFO sightings in Maine and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cyber folk Hyper-realistic Art nouveau Woodblock painting Minimalism
ChatGPT: Cyber folk

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both UFO sightings in Maine and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion, in the following situation: The uptick in UFO sightings in Maine led to a decrease in the local potato population. As a result, there was a shortage of French fries, leading to a surplus of hot dog buns, thus prompting competitive eater Joey Chestnut to consume more hotdogs to help alleviate the bun surplus. "Looks like those UFOs really took the spud out of Maine's economy!". Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling town in Maine, residents gaze up in awe as a mysterious UFO hovers over a potato field. Meanwhile, at a nearby Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, Joey Chestnut eagerly consumes a towering stack of hotdog buns, surrounded by an abundance of uneaten hotdogs. The shortage of French fries due to the decrease in local potato population is evident as the surplus of hotdog buns becomes more noticeable.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cyber folk ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling town in Maine, residents gaze up in awe as a mysterious UFO hovers over a potato field. Meanwhile, at a nearby Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, Joey Chestnut eagerly consumes a towering stack of hotdog buns, surrounded by an abundance of uneaten hotdogs. The shortage of French fries due to the decrease in local potato population is evident as the surplus of hotdog buns becomes more noticeable. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a bustling town in Maine, with residents looking up in awe as a mysterious UFO hovers over a potato field. Nearby, an exaggerated scene of the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition unfolds with Joey Chestnut eagerly consuming a towering stack of hotdog buns, surrounded by an abundance of uneaten hotdogs. The shortage of French fries is evident, with surplus hotdog buns becoming more noticeable. This image should capture the cyber folk aesthetic in a colorful and playful manner, maintaining a sense of wonder and adventure in the scene.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in UFO sightings in Maine caused Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Flying Saucers and Meaty Wowsers: The Correlation Between UFO Sightings in Maine and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion

The Journal of Extraterrestrial Eats

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Maine and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Rhyme words in the title.

Your research team used data from National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8130201 and p < 0.01 for 1979 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Flying Saucers and Meaty Wowsers: The Correlation Between UFO Sightings in Maine and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion

[[ABSTRACT]]
Ever wondered if there's a link between unidentified flying objects and a competitive eater's hot dog consumption? Look no further! In this study, we sought to investigate the connection between reported UFO sightings in the state of Maine and the number of hotdogs devoured by the reigning champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. After crunching the numbers from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we were astounded to find a correlation coefficient of 0.8130201 and p < 0.01 from 1979 to 2021. Our findings suggest a strong positive relationship between extraterrestrial visitations and the insatiable hunger for franks. While skeptics may scoff at the idea, the evidence speaks for itself—perhaps there's more to these "meaty wowsers" than meets the eye! So, the next time you gaze at the stars and reach for a frank, remember, you might just be answering an otherworldly craving.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Maine and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Flying Saucers and Meaty Wowsers: The Correlation Between UFO Sightings in Maine and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion

[[ABSTRACT]]
Ever wondered if there's a link between unidentified flying objects and a competitive eater's hot dog consumption? Look no further! In this study, we sought to investigate the connection between reported UFO sightings in the state of Maine and the number of hotdogs devoured by the reigning champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. After crunching the numbers from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we were astounded to find a correlation coefficient of 0.8130201 and p < 0.01 from 1979 to 2021. Our findings suggest a strong positive relationship between extraterrestrial visitations and the insatiable hunger for franks. While skeptics may scoff at the idea, the evidence speaks for itself—perhaps there's more to these "meaty wowsers" than meets the eye! So, the next time you gaze at the stars and reach for a frank, remember, you might just be answering an otherworldly craving.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
Behold! The tantalizing tale of fiery UFO sightings and the delightful dance of hotdogs! As we delve into the intriguing world of cosmic encounters and insatiable hunger, we aim to uncover the oddly mesmerizing correlation between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Prepare to be mesmerized, mystified, and perhaps even mildly amused by the peculiar findings that we are about to present.

The fascination with UFO sightings has long captivated the minds of both skeptics and believers, igniting a spark of curiosity in the realm of the unexplained. Meanwhile, in the realm of gastronomy, the annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition continues to astound and delight audiences with the remarkable feats of stomach-stretching prowess. But what if we were to tell you that these two seemingly disparate realms share a bizarre, yet statistically significant connection? Yes, dear readers, it's time to join us on a whimsical journey through the cosmos and the concourse of culinary conquests!

Firstly, the state of Maine, with its picturesque landscapes and coastal charm, has earned a peculiar reputation as a hotspot for reported UFO sightings. Whether it's the allure of the vast, starry skies or the seductive scent of freshly steamed lobsters luring alien tourists, Maine has undeniably become a beacon for extraterrestrial visitors. But what could possibly link these ethereal escapades to the heart-pounding, bun-stretching drama of the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition?

Our quest for enlightenment led us to meticulously scour through the archives of the National UFO Reporting Center, where reports of otherworldly encounters have been painstakingly documented. Coupled with the monumental hot dog consumption data culled from the annals of Wikipedia, we embarked on a statistical odyssey that would make even the most seasoned data analyst tremble with anticipation. And tremble they did, as the numbers painted a portrait of cosmic correlation that would make any scientist's heart skip a beat.

As we twirl the tangy relish of our research and savor the spicy mustard of statistical significance, it quickly became apparent that there is more to this enigmatic union than meets the gaze of an alien spacecraft. The evidence unfurled before our astonished eyes, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.8130201 and a p-value of less than 0.01 from 1979 to 2021. Yes, you read that right—statistical titans and UFO enthusiasts alike, brace yourselves, for this is no mere flight of fancy!

Intriguing, perplexing, and undoubtedly thought-provoking, our findings invite us to ponder the cosmic conundrum that lies beyond the realm of conventional wisdom. So, dear readers, buckle up and fasten your seatbelts (or should we say condiment belts?), for the nexus of UFO sightings and the pursuit of hot dog glory awaits. It's a journey that will make your neurons sizzle and your curiosity soar to the farthest reaches of the universe. So, without further ado, let us embark on a quest to unravel the cosmic synergy between flying saucers and meaty wowsers!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Maine and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Flying Saucers and Meaty Wowsers: The Correlation Between UFO Sightings in Maine and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion

[[ABSTRACT]]
Ever wondered if there's a link between unidentified flying objects and a competitive eater's hot dog consumption? Look no further! In this study, we sought to investigate the connection between reported UFO sightings in the state of Maine and the number of hotdogs devoured by the reigning champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. After crunching the numbers from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we were astounded to find a correlation coefficient of 0.8130201 and p < 0.01 from 1979 to 2021. Our findings suggest a strong positive relationship between extraterrestrial visitations and the insatiable hunger for franks. While skeptics may scoff at the idea, the evidence speaks for itself—perhaps there's more to these "meaty wowsers" than meets the eye! So, the next time you gaze at the stars and reach for a frank, remember, you might just be answering an otherworldly craving.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Behold! The tantalizing tale of fiery UFO sightings and the delightful dance of hotdogs! As we delve into the intriguing world of cosmic encounters and insatiable hunger, we aim to uncover the oddly mesmerizing correlation between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Prepare to be mesmerized, mystified, and perhaps even mildly amused by the peculiar findings that we are about to present.
The fascination with UFO sightings has long captivated the minds of both skeptics and believers, igniting a spark of curiosity in the realm of the unexplained. Meanwhile, in the realm of gastronomy, the annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition continues to astound and delight audiences with the remarkable feats of stomach-stretching prowess. But what if we were to tell you that these two seemingly disparate realms share a bizarre, yet statistically significant connection? Yes, dear readers, it's time to join us on a whimsical journey through the cosmos and the concourse of culinary conquests!
Firstly, the state of Maine, with its picturesque landscapes and coastal charm, has earned a peculiar reputation as a hotspot for reported UFO sightings. Whether it's the allure of the vast, starry skies or the seductive scent of freshly steamed lobsters luring alien tourists, Maine has undeniably become a beacon for extraterrestrial visitors. But what could possibly link these ethereal escapades to the heart-pounding, bun-stretching drama of the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition?
Our quest for enlightenment led us to meticulously scour through the archives of the National UFO Reporting Center, where reports of otherworldly encounters have been painstakingly documented. Coupled with the monumental hot dog consumption data culled from the annals of Wikipedia, we embarked on a statistical odyssey that would make even the most seasoned data analyst tremble with anticipation. And tremble they did, as the numbers painted a portrait of cosmic correlation that would make any scientist's heart skip a beat.
As we twirl the tangy relish of our research and savor the spicy mustard of statistical significance, it quickly became apparent that there is more to this enigmatic union than meets the gaze of an alien spacecraft. The evidence unfurled before our astonished eyes, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.8130201 and a p-value of less than 0.01 from 1979 to 2021. Yes, you read that right—statistical titans and UFO enthusiasts alike, brace yourselves, for this is no mere flight of fancy!
Intriguing, perplexing, and undoubtedly thought-provoking, our findings invite us to ponder the cosmic conundrum that lies beyond the realm of conventional wisdom. So, dear readers, buckle up and fasten your seatbelts (or should we say condiment belts?), for the nexus of UFO sightings and the pursuit of hot dog glory awaits. It's a journey that will make your neurons sizzle and your curiosity soar to the farthest reaches of the universe. So, without further ado, let us embark on a quest to unravel the cosmic synergy between flying saucers and meaty wowsers!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Smith et al." the authors find a multitude of documented UFO sightings in the state of Maine, attributing the phenomenon to a variety of factors such as atmospheric conditions, astronomical events, and, of course, the occasional misidentified aircraft. Meanwhile, "Doe and Jones" discuss the cultural significance of competitive eating events and the impact of such competitions on societal norms and gastronomic trends. The juxtaposition of these two seemingly disparate subjects sets the stage for a delightful romp through the annals of cosmic curiosity and culinary capers.

To shed light on the quirkier side of UFO culture and the enigmatic allure of competitive eating, we turn to "The UFO Experience" by J. Allen Hynek and "Chew on This: Everything You Don't Want to Know About Fast Food" by Eric Schlosser and Charles Wilson. These works provide insightful perspectives on the extraterrestrial enigma and the delectable world of processed meats. Furthermore, the fictional accounts of alien visitations and gastronomic feats in works such as "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams and "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" by Judi Barrett offer a whimsical lens through which to ponder the peculiar correlation under investigation.

In the realm of internet culture, the viral meme "Aliens Guy" and the "Hotdog Vine" have playfully perpetuated the fascination with both UFO phenomena and the culinary spectacle of competitive hot dog consumption. These sources of pop culture wisdom add a dash of levity to the scientific inquiry at hand and invite us to consider the interconnectedness of the cosmic and the carnivorous.

As we indulge in this boisterous expedition of eccentric correlations, we embrace the absurdity of our quest and celebrate the joy of uncovering unexpected parallels in the universe. With a wink to the whimsical, we beckon the reader to join us in this rollicking exploration of flying saucers and meaty wowsers.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Maine and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia . You used data from 1979 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Flying Saucers and Meaty Wowsers: The Correlation Between UFO Sightings in Maine and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion

[[ABSTRACT]]
Ever wondered if there's a link between unidentified flying objects and a competitive eater's hot dog consumption? Look no further! In this study, we sought to investigate the connection between reported UFO sightings in the state of Maine and the number of hotdogs devoured by the reigning champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. After crunching the numbers from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we were astounded to find a correlation coefficient of 0.8130201 and p < 0.01 from 1979 to 2021. Our findings suggest a strong positive relationship between extraterrestrial visitations and the insatiable hunger for franks. While skeptics may scoff at the idea, the evidence speaks for itself—perhaps there's more to these "meaty wowsers" than meets the eye! So, the next time you gaze at the stars and reach for a frank, remember, you might just be answering an otherworldly craving.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Behold! The tantalizing tale of fiery UFO sightings and the delightful dance of hotdogs! As we delve into the intriguing world of cosmic encounters and insatiable hunger, we aim to uncover the oddly mesmerizing correlation between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Prepare to be mesmerized, mystified, and perhaps even mildly amused by the peculiar findings that we are about to present.
The fascination with UFO sightings has long captivated the minds of both skeptics and believers, igniting a spark of curiosity in the realm of the unexplained. Meanwhile, in the realm of gastronomy, the annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition continues to astound and delight audiences with the remarkable feats of stomach-stretching prowess. But what if we were to tell you that these two seemingly disparate realms share a bizarre, yet statistically significant connection? Yes, dear readers, it's time to join us on a whimsical journey through the cosmos and the concourse of culinary conquests!
Firstly, the state of Maine, with its picturesque landscapes and coastal charm, has earned a peculiar reputation as a hotspot for reported UFO sightings. Whether it's the allure of the vast, starry skies or the seductive scent of freshly steamed lobsters luring alien tourists, Maine has undeniably become a beacon for extraterrestrial visitors. But what could possibly link these ethereal escapades to the heart-pounding, bun-stretching drama of the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition?
Our quest for enlightenment led us to meticulously scour through the archives of the National UFO Reporting Center, where reports of otherworldly encounters have been painstakingly documented. Coupled with the monumental hot dog consumption data culled from the annals of Wikipedia, we embarked on a statistical odyssey that would make even the most seasoned data analyst tremble with anticipation. And tremble they did, as the numbers painted a portrait of cosmic correlation that would make any scientist's heart skip a beat.
As we twirl the tangy relish of our research and savor the spicy mustard of statistical significance, it quickly became apparent that there is more to this enigmatic union than meets the gaze of an alien spacecraft. The evidence unfurled before our astonished eyes, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.8130201 and a p-value of less than 0.01 from 1979 to 2021. Yes, you read that right—statistical titans and UFO enthusiasts alike, brace yourselves, for this is no mere flight of fancy!
Intriguing, perplexing, and undoubtedly thought-provoking, our findings invite us to ponder the cosmic conundrum that lies beyond the realm of conventional wisdom. So, dear readers, buckle up and fasten your seatbelts (or should we say condiment belts?), for the nexus of UFO sightings and the pursuit of hot dog glory awaits. It's a journey that will make your neurons sizzle and your curiosity soar to the farthest reaches of the universe. So, without further ado, let us embark on a quest to unravel the cosmic synergy between flying saucers and meaty wowsers!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

In order to investigate the correlation between UFO sightings in Maine and the amount of hotdogs consumed by the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion, our research team employed a blend of rigorous analysis and a dash of cosmic curiosity. With a twinkle in our eyes and a hunger for knowledge, we set out on a journey that would put even the most daring of UFO hunters to shame.

Data Collection: To capture the enigmatic essence of UFO sightings, we turned to the depths of the internet, sweeping through the archives of the National UFO Reporting Center. Rumor has it that even the most mysterious of extraterrestrial visitors have a soft spot for online reporting! Likewise, for the hotdog consumption data, the hallowed halls of Wikipedia served as our beacon of bratwurst knowledge. We gathered data spanning from 1979 to 2021, ensuring that no extraterrestrial encounter or bun-eating feat went unnoticed.

Cosmic Calibration: The multifaceted nature of our research called for a strategy as robust and tantalizing as a UFO sighting. Utilizing a mix of statistical techniques and cosmic calibration, we refined our data to illuminate the celestial connections that lay hidden within the numbers. Our approach combined rigorous regression analyses with a sprinkle of stardust, seeking to unveil the tantalizing ties that bind UFO sightings and hotdog indulgence.

Statistical Sorcery: With our data in hand and the spirit of scientific adventure guiding us, we embarked on a statistical odyssey that could rival even the most epic of extraterrestrial escapades. Armed with correlation coefficients and p-values, we wielded the tools of the trade to unlock the cosmic mysteries that danced between UFO sightings and the consumption of encased meats. The resulting statistical tomfoolery unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.8130201 and a p-value of less than 0.01, leaving us both astounded and mildly alarmed at the cosmic significance of our findings.

Ethical Considerations: As we delved into the nexus of interstellar wanderings and gustatory accomplishments, we remained steadfast in our commitment to the principles of ethical research. While the temptation to don tinfoil hats and cook up conspiracy theories was strong, we resisted with all our might, opting instead for a diet of empirical rigor and statistical probity. Our findings reflect the sincerity of our pursuit—no aliens were harmed, and no hotdogs were left unaccounted for in the pursuit of scientific truth.

In closing, our methodology melded the esoteric allure of UFO sightings with the tantalizing aroma of hotdog consumption, resulting in a concoction of statistical whimsy that has left us hungry for more cosmic conundrums to unravel. It is our hope that future research will continue to explore the improbable intersections of the celestial and the culinary, forever expanding the frontiers of scientific inquiry and intergalactic gastronomy.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Maine and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia .

For the time period 1979 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8130201, r-squared of 0.6610017, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Flying Saucers and Meaty Wowsers: The Correlation Between UFO Sightings in Maine and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion

[[ABSTRACT]]
Ever wondered if there's a link between unidentified flying objects and a competitive eater's hot dog consumption? Look no further! In this study, we sought to investigate the connection between reported UFO sightings in the state of Maine and the number of hotdogs devoured by the reigning champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. After crunching the numbers from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we were astounded to find a correlation coefficient of 0.8130201 and p < 0.01 from 1979 to 2021. Our findings suggest a strong positive relationship between extraterrestrial visitations and the insatiable hunger for franks. While skeptics may scoff at the idea, the evidence speaks for itself—perhaps there's more to these "meaty wowsers" than meets the eye! So, the next time you gaze at the stars and reach for a frank, remember, you might just be answering an otherworldly craving.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Behold! The tantalizing tale of fiery UFO sightings and the delightful dance of hotdogs! As we delve into the intriguing world of cosmic encounters and insatiable hunger, we aim to uncover the oddly mesmerizing correlation between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Prepare to be mesmerized, mystified, and perhaps even mildly amused by the peculiar findings that we are about to present.
The fascination with UFO sightings has long captivated the minds of both skeptics and believers, igniting a spark of curiosity in the realm of the unexplained. Meanwhile, in the realm of gastronomy, the annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition continues to astound and delight audiences with the remarkable feats of stomach-stretching prowess. But what if we were to tell you that these two seemingly disparate realms share a bizarre, yet statistically significant connection? Yes, dear readers, it's time to join us on a whimsical journey through the cosmos and the concourse of culinary conquests!
Firstly, the state of Maine, with its picturesque landscapes and coastal charm, has earned a peculiar reputation as a hotspot for reported UFO sightings. Whether it's the allure of the vast, starry skies or the seductive scent of freshly steamed lobsters luring alien tourists, Maine has undeniably become a beacon for extraterrestrial visitors. But what could possibly link these ethereal escapades to the heart-pounding, bun-stretching drama of the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition?
Our quest for enlightenment led us to meticulously scour through the archives of the National UFO Reporting Center, where reports of otherworldly encounters have been painstakingly documented. Coupled with the monumental hot dog consumption data culled from the annals of Wikipedia, we embarked on a statistical odyssey that would make even the most seasoned data analyst tremble with anticipation. And tremble they did, as the numbers painted a portrait of cosmic correlation that would make any scientist's heart skip a beat.
As we twirl the tangy relish of our research and savor the spicy mustard of statistical significance, it quickly became apparent that there is more to this enigmatic union than meets the gaze of an alien spacecraft. The evidence unfurled before our astonished eyes, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.8130201 and a p-value of less than 0.01 from 1979 to 2021. Yes, you read that right—statistical titans and UFO enthusiasts alike, brace yourselves, for this is no mere flight of fancy!
Intriguing, perplexing, and undoubtedly thought-provoking, our findings invite us to ponder the cosmic conundrum that lies beyond the realm of conventional wisdom. So, dear readers, buckle up and fasten your seatbelts (or should we say condiment belts?), for the nexus of UFO sightings and the pursuit of hot dog glory awaits. It's a journey that will make your neurons sizzle and your curiosity soar to the farthest reaches of the universe. So, without further ado, let us embark on a quest to unravel the cosmic synergy between flying saucers and meaty wowsers!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our research have unveiled a tantalizing tale of cosmic correlation between UFO sightings in Maine and the prodigious consumption of hotdogs by the reigning champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. From 1979 to 2021, our analysis revealed a remarkably strong positive relationship, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8130201, an r-squared of 0.6610017, and a p-value of less than 0.01. In other words, there's more to these "meaty wowsers" than meets the eye!

To visually capture this unexpected connection, we present Fig. 1, a scatterplot demonstrating the robust correlation between reported UFO sightings in Maine and the number of hotdogs devoured by the illustrious champion. The graph speaks volumes, showcasing the undeniable link that has left us spellbound and eager to explore the cosmic implications of this peculiar partnership.

In conclusion, our findings present a conundrum that challenges preconceived notions and prompts us to contemplate the curious interplay between celestial visitations and voracious hot dog indulgence. This captivating revelation serves as a testament to the enigmatic nature of the universe, urging us to embrace the uncharted territories of statistical surprises and cosmic curiosities. So, the next time you witness a streak across the night sky and hear the sizzle of a hotdog on the grill, perhaps it's not merely a coincidence—perhaps it's a cosmic conspiracy of extraterrestrial cravings and gastronomic greatness!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Maine and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Flying Saucers and Meaty Wowsers: The Correlation Between UFO Sightings in Maine and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion

[[ABSTRACT]]
Ever wondered if there's a link between unidentified flying objects and a competitive eater's hot dog consumption? Look no further! In this study, we sought to investigate the connection between reported UFO sightings in the state of Maine and the number of hotdogs devoured by the reigning champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. After crunching the numbers from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we were astounded to find a correlation coefficient of 0.8130201 and p < 0.01 from 1979 to 2021. Our findings suggest a strong positive relationship between extraterrestrial visitations and the insatiable hunger for franks. While skeptics may scoff at the idea, the evidence speaks for itself—perhaps there's more to these "meaty wowsers" than meets the eye! So, the next time you gaze at the stars and reach for a frank, remember, you might just be answering an otherworldly craving.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith et al." the authors find a multitude of documented UFO sightings in the state of Maine, attributing the phenomenon to a variety of factors such as atmospheric conditions, astronomical events, and, of course, the occasional misidentified aircraft. Meanwhile, "Doe and Jones" discuss the cultural significance of competitive eating events and the impact of such competitions on societal norms and gastronomic trends. The juxtaposition of these two seemingly disparate subjects sets the stage for a delightful romp through the annals of cosmic curiosity and culinary capers.
To shed light on the quirkier side of UFO culture and the enigmatic allure of competitive eating, we turn to "The UFO Experience" by J. Allen Hynek and "Chew on This: Everything You Don't Want to Know About Fast Food" by Eric Schlosser and Charles Wilson. These works provide insightful perspectives on the extraterrestrial enigma and the delectable world of processed meats. Furthermore, the fictional accounts of alien visitations and gastronomic feats in works such as "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams and "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" by Judi Barrett offer a whimsical lens through which to ponder the peculiar correlation under investigation.
In the realm of internet culture, the viral meme "Aliens Guy" and the "Hotdog Vine" have playfully perpetuated the fascination with both UFO phenomena and the culinary spectacle of competitive hot dog consumption. These sources of pop culture wisdom add a dash of levity to the scientific inquiry at hand and invite us to consider the interconnectedness of the cosmic and the carnivorous.
As we indulge in this boisterous expedition of eccentric correlations, we embrace the absurdity of our quest and celebrate the joy of uncovering unexpected parallels in the universe. With a wink to the whimsical, we beckon the reader to join us in this rollicking exploration of flying saucers and meaty wowsers.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our research have unveiled a tantalizing tale of cosmic correlation between UFO sightings in Maine and the prodigious consumption of hotdogs by the reigning champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. From 1979 to 2021, our analysis revealed a remarkably strong positive relationship, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8130201, an r-squared of 0.6610017, and a p-value of less than 0.01. In other words, there's more to these "meaty wowsers" than meets the eye!
To visually capture this unexpected connection, we present Fig. 1, a scatterplot demonstrating the robust correlation between reported UFO sightings in Maine and the number of hotdogs devoured by the illustrious champion. The graph speaks volumes, showcasing the undeniable link that has left us spellbound and eager to explore the cosmic implications of this peculiar partnership.
In conclusion, our findings present a conundrum that challenges preconceived notions and prompts us to contemplate the curious interplay between celestial visitations and voracious hot dog indulgence. This captivating revelation serves as a testament to the enigmatic nature of the universe, urging us to embrace the uncharted territories of statistical surprises and cosmic curiosities. So, the next time you witness a streak across the night sky and hear the sizzle of a hotdog on the grill, perhaps it's not merely a coincidence—perhaps it's a cosmic conspiracy of extraterrestrial cravings and gastronomic greatness!

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

The correlation uncovered in our study between UFO sightings in Maine and the hot dog consumption of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion is truly out of this world. Building on the quirky observations from the literature review, we were able to verify a statistically significant positive relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena, supporting the prior research with compelling evidence.

First, let's address the sightings of UFOs in Maine. As noted by "Smith et al.," the state has seen its fair share of extraterrestrial activity, from glowing orbs to perplexing lights zipping across the night sky. While some skeptics may dismiss these sightings as mere weather balloons or misidentified aircraft, our findings suggest a tantalizing connection between these cosmic apparitions and the insatiable appetite for hot dogs.

In addition, the literature review highlighted the cultural significance of competitive eating events, shedding light on the societal fascination with these gastronomic feats. "Doe and Jones" discussed the impact of such competitions on culinary trends, and our results provided empirical support for their intriguing insights. It seems that the cosmic and the carnivorous are more intertwined than we could have possibly imagined.

Drawing from the whimsical perspectives of "The UFO Experience" by J. Allen Hynek and "Chew on This" by Schlosser and Wilson, our study dared to venture into the absurd and emerged with a tantalizing tale of cosmic correlation. We have reckoned with the unpredictable and embraced the unexpected parallel universes of UFO phenomena and competitive hot dog consumption.

Our findings bring to light a conundrum that challenges conventional wisdom and invites us to ponder the mysterious interplay between otherworldly visitations and ravenous hot dog indulgence. The robust correlation coefficient, r-squared value, and p-value all point to a cosmic conspiracy of extraterrestrial cravings and gastronomic greatness. It's a statistical surprise that might just make you wonder if those "meaty wowsers" have been calling to us from the stars all along.

So, the next time you find yourself gazing at the night sky and savoring a hot dog, remember that you might just be partaking in a cosmic communion of intergalactic intrigue and mouthwatering merriment. Our research has only scratched the surface of this enigmatic connection, and we eagerly await further exploration into the delicious cosmic conundrum of flying saucers and meaty wowsers.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Maine and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Flying Saucers and Meaty Wowsers: The Correlation Between UFO Sightings in Maine and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion

[[ABSTRACT]]
Ever wondered if there's a link between unidentified flying objects and a competitive eater's hot dog consumption? Look no further! In this study, we sought to investigate the connection between reported UFO sightings in the state of Maine and the number of hotdogs devoured by the reigning champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. After crunching the numbers from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we were astounded to find a correlation coefficient of 0.8130201 and p < 0.01 from 1979 to 2021. Our findings suggest a strong positive relationship between extraterrestrial visitations and the insatiable hunger for franks. While skeptics may scoff at the idea, the evidence speaks for itself—perhaps there's more to these "meaty wowsers" than meets the eye! So, the next time you gaze at the stars and reach for a frank, remember, you might just be answering an otherworldly craving.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Behold! The tantalizing tale of fiery UFO sightings and the delightful dance of hotdogs! As we delve into the intriguing world of cosmic encounters and insatiable hunger, we aim to uncover the oddly mesmerizing correlation between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Prepare to be mesmerized, mystified, and perhaps even mildly amused by the peculiar findings that we are about to present.
The fascination with UFO sightings has long captivated the minds of both skeptics and believers, igniting a spark of curiosity in the realm of the unexplained. Meanwhile, in the realm of gastronomy, the annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition continues to astound and delight audiences with the remarkable feats of stomach-stretching prowess. But what if we were to tell you that these two seemingly disparate realms share a bizarre, yet statistically significant connection? Yes, dear readers, it's time to join us on a whimsical journey through the cosmos and the concourse of culinary conquests!
Firstly, the state of Maine, with its picturesque landscapes and coastal charm, has earned a peculiar reputation as a hotspot for reported UFO sightings. Whether it's the allure of the vast, starry skies or the seductive scent of freshly steamed lobsters luring alien tourists, Maine has undeniably become a beacon for extraterrestrial visitors. But what could possibly link these ethereal escapades to the heart-pounding, bun-stretching drama of the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition?
Our quest for enlightenment led us to meticulously scour through the archives of the National UFO Reporting Center, where reports of otherworldly encounters have been painstakingly documented. Coupled with the monumental hot dog consumption data culled from the annals of Wikipedia, we embarked on a statistical odyssey that would make even the most seasoned data analyst tremble with anticipation. And tremble they did, as the numbers painted a portrait of cosmic correlation that would make any scientist's heart skip a beat.
As we twirl the tangy relish of our research and savor the spicy mustard of statistical significance, it quickly became apparent that there is more to this enigmatic union than meets the gaze of an alien spacecraft. The evidence unfurled before our astonished eyes, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.8130201 and a p-value of less than 0.01 from 1979 to 2021. Yes, you read that right—statistical titans and UFO enthusiasts alike, brace yourselves, for this is no mere flight of fancy!
Intriguing, perplexing, and undoubtedly thought-provoking, our findings invite us to ponder the cosmic conundrum that lies beyond the realm of conventional wisdom. So, dear readers, buckle up and fasten your seatbelts (or should we say condiment belts?), for the nexus of UFO sightings and the pursuit of hot dog glory awaits. It's a journey that will make your neurons sizzle and your curiosity soar to the farthest reaches of the universe. So, without further ado, let us embark on a quest to unravel the cosmic synergy between flying saucers and meaty wowsers!

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our research have unveiled a tantalizing tale of cosmic correlation between UFO sightings in Maine and the prodigious consumption of hotdogs by the reigning champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. From 1979 to 2021, our analysis revealed a remarkably strong positive relationship, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8130201, an r-squared of 0.6610017, and a p-value of less than 0.01. In other words, there's more to these "meaty wowsers" than meets the eye!
To visually capture this unexpected connection, we present Fig. 1, a scatterplot demonstrating the robust correlation between reported UFO sightings in Maine and the number of hotdogs devoured by the illustrious champion. The graph speaks volumes, showcasing the undeniable link that has left us spellbound and eager to explore the cosmic implications of this peculiar partnership.
In conclusion, our findings present a conundrum that challenges preconceived notions and prompts us to contemplate the curious interplay between celestial visitations and voracious hot dog indulgence. This captivating revelation serves as a testament to the enigmatic nature of the universe, urging us to embrace the uncharted territories of statistical surprises and cosmic curiosities. So, the next time you witness a streak across the night sky and hear the sizzle of a hotdog on the grill, perhaps it's not merely a coincidence—perhaps it's a cosmic conspiracy of extraterrestrial cravings and gastronomic greatness!

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

To infinity and beyond sauerkraut! Our research has unearthed a link between UFO sightings in Maine and the hotdog consumption of the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating champ that's truly out of this world. The statistical correlation coefficient of 0.8130201 we uncovered leaves no room for skepticism, indicating a cosmic craving for franks that defies earthly explanation.

As we bid adieu to this eccentric escapade into the universe of unusual connections, we can't help but marvel at the cosmic dance between flying saucers and meaty wowsers. The tantalizing correlation we've unraveled serves as a delicious reminder that the universe is full of surprises, some of which can be relished with a side of mustard and a dash of stardust.

So, let our findings be a beacon of delight for those who seek to spice up their scientific inquiries with a splash of cosmic whimsy. After all, why settle for ordinary correlations when you can explore the cosmic conundrums that make the universe a more flavorful place?

In light of our revelatory findings, we assert with utmost certainty that no further research is needed in this area. The enigmatic union of UFO sightings in Maine and hotdog consumption is a cosmic comedy that has tickled our statistical taste buds and left us craving for a different flavor of statistical surprise.

It seems our journey has reached its final destination, and we bid farewell to the cosmic conundrum of sausages and saucers. As we close this chapter, let us raise a toast to the cosmic chefs and celestial gourmets who sprinkle a dash of interstellar spice into the mundane tapestry of statistical analysis. Cheers to the universe—may it always surprise us with a side of extraterrestrial relish! Remember, when it comes to statistical mysteries, we should always keep an open mind and perhaps, a well-stocked condiment belt.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Flying Saucers and Meaty Wowsers: The Correlation Between UFO Sightings in Maine and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Extraterrestrial Eats


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Flying Saucers and Meaty Wowsers: The Correlation Between UFO Sightings in Maine and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The International Institute for the Study of Extraterrestrial Encounters


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Flying Saucers and Meaty Wowsers: The Correlation Between UFO Sightings in Maine and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion with an abstract of Ever wondered if there's a link between unidentified flying objects and a competitive eater's hot dog consumption? Look no further! In this study, we sought to investigate the connection between reported UFO sightings in the state of Maine and the number of hotdogs devoured by the reigning champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. After crunching the numbers from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we were astounded to find a correlation coefficient of 0.8130201 and p < 0.01 from 1979 to 2021. Our findings suggest a strong positive relationship between extraterrestrial visitations and the insatiable hunger for franks. While skeptics may scoff at the idea, the evidence speaks for itself—perhaps there's more to these "meaty wowsers" than meets the eye! So, the next time you gaze at the stars and reach for a frank, remember, you might just be answering an otherworldly craving.

ChatGPT:

UFO sightings Maine, Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, correlation UFO sightings hot dog consumption, unidentified flying objects Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition champion, Maine UFO reports, hot dog consumption competitive eater UFO sightings.

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UFO sightings in Maine
Detailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Maine
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
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Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
Detailed data title: Hotdog Consumption by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
Source: Wikipedia
See what else correlates with Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion

Correlation r = 0.8130201 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6610017 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 66.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., UFO sightings in Maine) over the 43 years from 1979 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.5E-11. 0.0000000000352215239653738500
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.81 in 3.5E-9% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 28,391,730,039 random variables You don't actually need 28 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 42 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 42 because we have two variables measured over a period of 43 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.68, 0.89 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1979198019811982198319841985198619871988198919901991199219931994199519961997199819992000200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
UFO sightings in Maine (UFO sightings)241204002443263746101816191826351723232726412941101755255633226557125
Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion (Hotdogs eaten)99.5111110.59.511.7515.513.51015.51621.519172019.522.2524.51920.25255050.544.553.334953.75665968546268696162707274717576




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([2,4,1,2,0,4,0,0,2,4,4,3,2,6,3,7,4,6,10,18,16,19,18,26,35,17,23,23,27,26,41,29,41,101,75,52,55,63,32,26,55,71,25,])
array_2 = np.array([9,9.5,11,11,10.5,9.5,11.75,15.5,13.5,10,15.5,16,21.5,19,17,20,19.5,22.25,24.5,19,20.25,25,50,50.5,44.5,53.33,49,53.75,66,59,68,54,62,68,69,61,62,70,72,74,71,75,76,])
array_1_name = "UFO sightings in Maine"
array_2_name = "Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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