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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The distance between Neptune and Uranus and the second variable is American Tower's stock price (AMT).  The chart goes from 2002 to 2023, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the gap widened, it created a gravitational pull on the stock market, propelling American Tower’s stock price to new heights.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image that depicts a cosmic scene resembling a space from 'Star Wars', where the planets Neptune and Uranus align in the distant corner of the universe. Their gravitational forces create a vibrant wave of energy and excitement, as if an interstellar phenomenon is taking place. In the background, amidst the celestial display, subtly emphasize the presence of American Tower's services symbolized in a futuristic, intergalactic communication tower. This depiction should convey the idea of a cosmic event influencing stock prices, encapsulating the surreal correlation between space and investment opportunities. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price (AMT). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' Vaporwave Realistic High-tech Cybernetic art
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars'

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price (AMT), in the following situation: Although Neptune and Uranus are distant, their gravitational pull created a tidal wave of excitement in the telecommunications industry. As the planets aligned, it boosted the demand for American Tower's services, propelling their stock price to new heights. It's like the cosmic forces conspired to dial up the profits for AMT, making investors over the moon with their stellar returns. This otherworldly correlation proves that even in the vast expanse of space, the universe can still "cell" a good investment opportunity.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a distant corner of space, Neptune and Uranus align, their gravitational pull creating a wave of excitement. This cosmic event boosts demand for American Tower's services, sending their stock price soaring. It's as if the planets conspired to dial up the profits, making investors over the moon with stellar returns. This otherworldly correlation proves that even in space, the universe can still "cell" a good investment opportunity.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' ] and depicting this scene: In a distant corner of space, Neptune and Uranus align, their gravitational pull creating a wave of excitement. This cosmic event boosts demand for American Tower's services, sending their stock price soaring. It's as if the planets conspired to dial up the profits, making investors over the moon with stellar returns. This otherworldly correlation proves that even in space, the universe can still "cell" a good investment opportunity. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image that depicts a cosmic scene resembling a space from 'Star Wars', where the planets Neptune and Uranus align in the distant corner of the universe. Their gravitational forces create a vibrant wave of energy and excitement, as if an interstellar phenomenon is taking place. In the background, amidst the celestial display, subtly emphasize the presence of American Tower's services symbolized in a futuristic, intergalactic communication tower. This depiction should convey the idea of a cosmic event influencing stock prices, encapsulating the surreal correlation between space and investment opportunities.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in The distance between Neptune and Uranus caused American Tower's stock price (AMT) to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Ringing the Stock Market: Exploring the Relationship between the Distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's Stock Price

Journal of Celestial Economics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price (AMT). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from Caclculated using Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9351152 and p < 0.01 for 2002 to 2023.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Ringing the Stock Market: Exploring the Relationship between the Distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the cosmic correlation between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price (AMT). By employing data from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we conducted a rigorous analysis to shed light on this celestial and financial curiosity. Remarkably, our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9351152, with a p-value of less than 0.01, spanning the years 2002 to 2023.

In this astronomical-stock market tango, our results suggest that as the distance between Neptune and Uranus changes, so does American Tower's stock price, indicating a potential otherworldly influence on earthly financial markets. It seems that the gravitational pull of the planets extends beyond the cosmos to impact the portfolio. Talk about a "stellar" investment strategy, right?

Furthermore, our study unmasks a cosmic dance that may provide insights for financial astrologers and cosmic investors alike. This research pushes the boundaries of traditional financial analysis into the celestial frontier, demonstrating that sometimes the stars align in more ways than one. As we navigate the intricate web of celestial and financial movements, it's clear that this relationship is not just a "nebulous" concept. Let's "raise the bar" and recognize the astronomical connections influencing our earthly pursuits.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price (AMT). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Ringing the Stock Market: Exploring the Relationship between the Distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the cosmic correlation between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price (AMT). By employing data from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we conducted a rigorous analysis to shed light on this celestial and financial curiosity. Remarkably, our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9351152, with a p-value of less than 0.01, spanning the years 2002 to 2023.

In this astronomical-stock market tango, our results suggest that as the distance between Neptune and Uranus changes, so does American Tower's stock price, indicating a potential otherworldly influence on earthly financial markets. It seems that the gravitational pull of the planets extends beyond the cosmos to impact the portfolio. Talk about a "stellar" investment strategy, right?

Furthermore, our study unmasks a cosmic dance that may provide insights for financial astrologers and cosmic investors alike. This research pushes the boundaries of traditional financial analysis into the celestial frontier, demonstrating that sometimes the stars align in more ways than one. As we navigate the intricate web of celestial and financial movements, it's clear that this relationship is not just a "nebulous" concept. Let's "raise the bar" and recognize the astronomical connections influencing our earthly pursuits.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The relationship between celestial phenomena and financial markets has long intrigued scholars and investors alike. As we delve into the cosmic unknown, we are reminded of the infinite possibilities that exist beyond the boundaries of our terrestrial realm. In this captivating journey, we aim to explore the peculiar bond between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and the stock price of American Tower Corporation (AMT).

Speaking of celestial bonds, did you hear about the astronaut who broke up with his girlfriend? He needed space. Similarly, our study aims to uncover the "space" in the financial market influenced by celestial forces.

The notion that the movement of celestial bodies could impact stock prices may initially seem far-fetched, but our research aims to bring this concept down to Earth, offering tangible evidence of the cosmic connection. After all, who's to say that the gravitational pull of distant planets isn't also influencing the ebb and flow of financial markets? It's a cosmic dance worthy of attention, and we're here to "orbit" around this intriguing relationship.

Our investigation seeks to unravel the mysteries behind this celestial-financial entanglement through a comprehensive analysis of data extracted from Astropy and LSEG Analytics. Our findings not only highlight the statistical significance of the correlation but also offer a glimpse into the potential implications for investors and astrophysicists alike. So, while we're charting the celestial and financial realm, buckle up and get ready for a "cosmic" rollercoaster of findings.

However, before we delve further into our findings and methodology, let's take a moment to appreciate the cosmic jokes that our universe seems to naturally produce. For example, did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. Similarly, our results may have no atmosphere, but they are certainly serving up some tantalizing insights into the cosmic influence on financial markets.

In the following sections, we will navigate through the astronomical and financial data to unearth the intriguing relationship between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price. Get ready to join us in this cosmic adventure, and perhaps along the way, we might just "eclipse" some conventional notions about the interconnectedness of the universe and the stock market.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price (AMT). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Ringing the Stock Market: Exploring the Relationship between the Distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the cosmic correlation between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price (AMT). By employing data from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we conducted a rigorous analysis to shed light on this celestial and financial curiosity. Remarkably, our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9351152, with a p-value of less than 0.01, spanning the years 2002 to 2023.

In this astronomical-stock market tango, our results suggest that as the distance between Neptune and Uranus changes, so does American Tower's stock price, indicating a potential otherworldly influence on earthly financial markets. It seems that the gravitational pull of the planets extends beyond the cosmos to impact the portfolio. Talk about a "stellar" investment strategy, right?

Furthermore, our study unmasks a cosmic dance that may provide insights for financial astrologers and cosmic investors alike. This research pushes the boundaries of traditional financial analysis into the celestial frontier, demonstrating that sometimes the stars align in more ways than one. As we navigate the intricate web of celestial and financial movements, it's clear that this relationship is not just a "nebulous" concept. Let's "raise the bar" and recognize the astronomical connections influencing our earthly pursuits.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between celestial phenomena and financial markets has long intrigued scholars and investors alike. As we delve into the cosmic unknown, we are reminded of the infinite possibilities that exist beyond the boundaries of our terrestrial realm. In this captivating journey, we aim to explore the peculiar bond between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and the stock price of American Tower Corporation (AMT).
Speaking of celestial bonds, did you hear about the astronaut who broke up with his girlfriend? He needed space. Similarly, our study aims to uncover the "space" in the financial market influenced by celestial forces.
The notion that the movement of celestial bodies could impact stock prices may initially seem far-fetched, but our research aims to bring this concept down to Earth, offering tangible evidence of the cosmic connection. After all, who's to say that the gravitational pull of distant planets isn't also influencing the ebb and flow of financial markets? It's a cosmic dance worthy of attention, and we're here to "orbit" around this intriguing relationship.
Our investigation seeks to unravel the mysteries behind this celestial-financial entanglement through a comprehensive analysis of data extracted from Astropy and LSEG Analytics. Our findings not only highlight the statistical significance of the correlation but also offer a glimpse into the potential implications for investors and astrophysicists alike. So, while we're charting the celestial and financial realm, buckle up and get ready for a "cosmic" rollercoaster of findings.
However, before we delve further into our findings and methodology, let's take a moment to appreciate the cosmic jokes that our universe seems to naturally produce. For example, did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. Similarly, our results may have no atmosphere, but they are certainly serving up some tantalizing insights into the cosmic influence on financial markets.
In the following sections, we will navigate through the astronomical and financial data to unearth the intriguing relationship between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price. Get ready to join us in this cosmic adventure, and perhaps along the way, we might just "eclipse" some conventional notions about the interconnectedness of the universe and the stock market.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

First, we venture into the scholarly works of Smith and Doe (2010), who explored the celestial influences on financial markets. Their research delved into the potential connections between planetary movements and stock market fluctuations. It's as if the stars were aligning for this research! Speaking of planetary movements, did you hear about the restaurant on Mars? Great food, no atmosphere. Now, back to the serious scholarly discussion at hand.

In "Planetary Portfolios: Unveiling the Cosmic Connections in Financial Markets" by Jones et al. (2015), the authors investigated the potential impact of planetary positions on stock market behavior. Their study provided interesting insights into the role of celestial bodies in shaping investment strategies and market trends. It seems as though the authors were truly reaching for the stars with their research!

Moving on to more tangential sources, "Astrology for Dummies" by Rock and Roll (2003) sheds light on the intricacies of astrological interpretations and their purported effects on individuals and, dare I say, financial markets. Who knew that the alignment of the planets could offer investment advice, right?

Turning to the fictional realm, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams (1979) humorously explores the intergalactic adventures of ordinary beings. Perhaps the infinite improbability drive in this tale can shed light on the seemingly improbable yet statistically significant relationship between the cosmic distance and stock prices.

Additionally, "The Martian" by Andy Weir (2011) presents a gripping account of survival and problem-solving on the Red Planet. While the challenges faced by the protagonist may be light-years away from financial markets, the tenacity and adaptability displayed in the story could inspire investors facing market uncertainties. Talk about astronomical resilience!

In a more cinematic exploration, "Interstellar" (2014) directed by Christopher Nolan, takes audiences on a mind-bending journey through space and time. As we contemplate the gravitational forces at play in this film, one can't help but wonder if similar forces are at work in the financial markets.

Our literature review encompasses a spectrum ranging from scholarly investigations to fictional narratives and cinematic experiences, reflecting the multidimensional nature of our exploration into the relationship between celestial events and American Tower's stock prices. It's clear that this research endeavor is not just a "planet-sized" jest; it's a serious cosmic inquiry that promises to shine a light on the unexpected connections between the celestial and the financial. We're ready to navigate this celestial maze of literature, armed with cosmic curiosity and a sprinkle of celestial puns.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price (AMT). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Caclculated using Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2002 to 2023

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Ringing the Stock Market: Exploring the Relationship between the Distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the cosmic correlation between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price (AMT). By employing data from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we conducted a rigorous analysis to shed light on this celestial and financial curiosity. Remarkably, our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9351152, with a p-value of less than 0.01, spanning the years 2002 to 2023.

In this astronomical-stock market tango, our results suggest that as the distance between Neptune and Uranus changes, so does American Tower's stock price, indicating a potential otherworldly influence on earthly financial markets. It seems that the gravitational pull of the planets extends beyond the cosmos to impact the portfolio. Talk about a "stellar" investment strategy, right?

Furthermore, our study unmasks a cosmic dance that may provide insights for financial astrologers and cosmic investors alike. This research pushes the boundaries of traditional financial analysis into the celestial frontier, demonstrating that sometimes the stars align in more ways than one. As we navigate the intricate web of celestial and financial movements, it's clear that this relationship is not just a "nebulous" concept. Let's "raise the bar" and recognize the astronomical connections influencing our earthly pursuits.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between celestial phenomena and financial markets has long intrigued scholars and investors alike. As we delve into the cosmic unknown, we are reminded of the infinite possibilities that exist beyond the boundaries of our terrestrial realm. In this captivating journey, we aim to explore the peculiar bond between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and the stock price of American Tower Corporation (AMT).
Speaking of celestial bonds, did you hear about the astronaut who broke up with his girlfriend? He needed space. Similarly, our study aims to uncover the "space" in the financial market influenced by celestial forces.
The notion that the movement of celestial bodies could impact stock prices may initially seem far-fetched, but our research aims to bring this concept down to Earth, offering tangible evidence of the cosmic connection. After all, who's to say that the gravitational pull of distant planets isn't also influencing the ebb and flow of financial markets? It's a cosmic dance worthy of attention, and we're here to "orbit" around this intriguing relationship.
Our investigation seeks to unravel the mysteries behind this celestial-financial entanglement through a comprehensive analysis of data extracted from Astropy and LSEG Analytics. Our findings not only highlight the statistical significance of the correlation but also offer a glimpse into the potential implications for investors and astrophysicists alike. So, while we're charting the celestial and financial realm, buckle up and get ready for a "cosmic" rollercoaster of findings.
However, before we delve further into our findings and methodology, let's take a moment to appreciate the cosmic jokes that our universe seems to naturally produce. For example, did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. Similarly, our results may have no atmosphere, but they are certainly serving up some tantalizing insights into the cosmic influence on financial markets.
In the following sections, we will navigate through the astronomical and financial data to unearth the intriguing relationship between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price. Get ready to join us in this cosmic adventure, and perhaps along the way, we might just "eclipse" some conventional notions about the interconnectedness of the universe and the stock market.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To investigate the celestial-financial entanglement between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price (AMT), we meticulously collected and analyzed data from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). Our data spans the years 2002 to 2023, providing a comprehensive view of this otherworldly connection. Speaking of comprehensive, why don't astronomers play hide and seek? Because good players are always "planet"!

Our first step involved obtaining precise measurements of the distance between Neptune and Uranus at regular intervals throughout the data collection period. This data was then cross-referenced with the daily stock prices of American Tower Corporation (AMT). It's a bit like searching for a needle in a celestial haystack, but someone's got to do it, right?!

Next, we employed a custom-built statistical model called the "Celestial Correlation Coefficient Calculator" (CCC) to determine the strength and significance of the relationship between the astronomical variable and the stock price. This model not only accounts for the vastness of space but also the intricacies of financial fluctuations, creating a cosmic fusion of statistical analysis. It's like blending galaxies and stock tickers – a true celestial mix.

Furthermore, we utilized a Bayesian approach to account for any hidden cosmic forces that may be influencing the relationship but are not visible in traditional statistical analyses. This Bayesian framework allowed us to navigate the cosmic uncertainties and bring them into the orbit of our analysis. It's like uncovering hidden planets in the vastness of space, except these planets happen to be statistical outliers.

In addition to the statistical modeling, we conducted a series of sensitivity analyses to test the robustness of our findings across different time frames and cosmic conditions. We didn't want our results to be as elusive as dark matter, so we put them to the test under various hypothetical cosmic scenarios. It's like making sure our cosmic dance moves are in sync across different celestial rhythms!

Finally, to ensure the reliability and validity of our findings, we subjected our data to rigorous quality checks, including assessing the accuracy of celestial measurements and verifying the consistency of stock price data. It's like making sure that we're not confusing cosmic interference with a glitch in the financial matrix – because when you're dealing with distant planets and stock prices, you've got to keep your data celestial-clear!

So, with the cosmic stage set and the financial spotlight shining, our methodology traversed the realms of celestial measurements, statistical modeling, and quality checks to unveil the intriguing connection between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price. It's a cosmic journey that took us light-years away from conventional financial analysis, but as they say in the cosmic world, "fortune favors the brave" – and we were brave enough to venture into the unknown space of celestial finance!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price (AMT). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Caclculated using Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2002 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.9351152, r-squared of 0.8744404, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Ringing the Stock Market: Exploring the Relationship between the Distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the cosmic correlation between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price (AMT). By employing data from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we conducted a rigorous analysis to shed light on this celestial and financial curiosity. Remarkably, our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9351152, with a p-value of less than 0.01, spanning the years 2002 to 2023.

In this astronomical-stock market tango, our results suggest that as the distance between Neptune and Uranus changes, so does American Tower's stock price, indicating a potential otherworldly influence on earthly financial markets. It seems that the gravitational pull of the planets extends beyond the cosmos to impact the portfolio. Talk about a "stellar" investment strategy, right?

Furthermore, our study unmasks a cosmic dance that may provide insights for financial astrologers and cosmic investors alike. This research pushes the boundaries of traditional financial analysis into the celestial frontier, demonstrating that sometimes the stars align in more ways than one. As we navigate the intricate web of celestial and financial movements, it's clear that this relationship is not just a "nebulous" concept. Let's "raise the bar" and recognize the astronomical connections influencing our earthly pursuits.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The relationship between celestial phenomena and financial markets has long intrigued scholars and investors alike. As we delve into the cosmic unknown, we are reminded of the infinite possibilities that exist beyond the boundaries of our terrestrial realm. In this captivating journey, we aim to explore the peculiar bond between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and the stock price of American Tower Corporation (AMT).
Speaking of celestial bonds, did you hear about the astronaut who broke up with his girlfriend? He needed space. Similarly, our study aims to uncover the "space" in the financial market influenced by celestial forces.
The notion that the movement of celestial bodies could impact stock prices may initially seem far-fetched, but our research aims to bring this concept down to Earth, offering tangible evidence of the cosmic connection. After all, who's to say that the gravitational pull of distant planets isn't also influencing the ebb and flow of financial markets? It's a cosmic dance worthy of attention, and we're here to "orbit" around this intriguing relationship.
Our investigation seeks to unravel the mysteries behind this celestial-financial entanglement through a comprehensive analysis of data extracted from Astropy and LSEG Analytics. Our findings not only highlight the statistical significance of the correlation but also offer a glimpse into the potential implications for investors and astrophysicists alike. So, while we're charting the celestial and financial realm, buckle up and get ready for a "cosmic" rollercoaster of findings.
However, before we delve further into our findings and methodology, let's take a moment to appreciate the cosmic jokes that our universe seems to naturally produce. For example, did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. Similarly, our results may have no atmosphere, but they are certainly serving up some tantalizing insights into the cosmic influence on financial markets.
In the following sections, we will navigate through the astronomical and financial data to unearth the intriguing relationship between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price. Get ready to join us in this cosmic adventure, and perhaps along the way, we might just "eclipse" some conventional notions about the interconnectedness of the universe and the stock market.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our investigation into the relationship between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price (AMT) have unveiled a remarkable correlation. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9351152, indicating a strong positive relationship between these celestial and financial variables. This correlation coefficient is truly out of this world!

The r-squared value of 0.8744404 further demonstrates that a substantial proportion of the variability in American Tower's stock price can be explained by changes in the distance between Neptune and Uranus. It appears that even the gravitational dance of the outer planets has an influence on earthly financial matters. Talk about a "cosmic balance" in the stock market!

Moreover, our analysis yielded a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a high level of statistical significance. This means that the likelihood of observing such a strong relationship between these two variables by mere chance is extremely low. It seems that even in the vastness of space, this connection is not just a "shot in the dark”.

Fig. 1 provides a visual representation of the relationship between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price. The scatterplot clearly illustrates the strong positive correlation between these variables. It appears that as the distance between these two distant planets fluctuates, so does the stock price of American Tower. It's as if the celestial bodies are signaling to investors, "Uranus need to pay attention to Neptune's movements!"

In conclusion, our findings support the existence of a compelling relationship between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price. This research opens up new avenues for exploring the potential impact of celestial phenomena on financial markets. As we continue to uncover the celestial and financial mysteries, it's evident that the influence of the cosmos extends far beyond the twinkling of stars in the night sky. Investing in the stock market truly takes on a whole new meaning when you consider the cosmic forces at play. It's like celestial navigation for investors – they might just need to consult the stars for their next investment move!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price (AMT). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Ringing the Stock Market: Exploring the Relationship between the Distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the cosmic correlation between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price (AMT). By employing data from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we conducted a rigorous analysis to shed light on this celestial and financial curiosity. Remarkably, our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9351152, with a p-value of less than 0.01, spanning the years 2002 to 2023.

In this astronomical-stock market tango, our results suggest that as the distance between Neptune and Uranus changes, so does American Tower's stock price, indicating a potential otherworldly influence on earthly financial markets. It seems that the gravitational pull of the planets extends beyond the cosmos to impact the portfolio. Talk about a "stellar" investment strategy, right?

Furthermore, our study unmasks a cosmic dance that may provide insights for financial astrologers and cosmic investors alike. This research pushes the boundaries of traditional financial analysis into the celestial frontier, demonstrating that sometimes the stars align in more ways than one. As we navigate the intricate web of celestial and financial movements, it's clear that this relationship is not just a "nebulous" concept. Let's "raise the bar" and recognize the astronomical connections influencing our earthly pursuits.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
First, we venture into the scholarly works of Smith and Doe (2010), who explored the celestial influences on financial markets. Their research delved into the potential connections between planetary movements and stock market fluctuations. It's as if the stars were aligning for this research! Speaking of planetary movements, did you hear about the restaurant on Mars? Great food, no atmosphere. Now, back to the serious scholarly discussion at hand.
In "Planetary Portfolios: Unveiling the Cosmic Connections in Financial Markets" by Jones et al. (2015), the authors investigated the potential impact of planetary positions on stock market behavior. Their study provided interesting insights into the role of celestial bodies in shaping investment strategies and market trends. It seems as though the authors were truly reaching for the stars with their research!
Moving on to more tangential sources, "Astrology for Dummies" by Rock and Roll (2003) sheds light on the intricacies of astrological interpretations and their purported effects on individuals and, dare I say, financial markets. Who knew that the alignment of the planets could offer investment advice, right?
Turning to the fictional realm, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams (1979) humorously explores the intergalactic adventures of ordinary beings. Perhaps the infinite improbability drive in this tale can shed light on the seemingly improbable yet statistically significant relationship between the cosmic distance and stock prices.
Additionally, "The Martian" by Andy Weir (2011) presents a gripping account of survival and problem-solving on the Red Planet. While the challenges faced by the protagonist may be light-years away from financial markets, the tenacity and adaptability displayed in the story could inspire investors facing market uncertainties. Talk about astronomical resilience!
In a more cinematic exploration, "Interstellar" (2014) directed by Christopher Nolan, takes audiences on a mind-bending journey through space and time. As we contemplate the gravitational forces at play in this film, one can't help but wonder if similar forces are at work in the financial markets.
Our literature review encompasses a spectrum ranging from scholarly investigations to fictional narratives and cinematic experiences, reflecting the multidimensional nature of our exploration into the relationship between celestial events and American Tower's stock prices. It's clear that this research endeavor is not just a "planet-sized" jest; it's a serious cosmic inquiry that promises to shine a light on the unexpected connections between the celestial and the financial. We're ready to navigate this celestial maze of literature, armed with cosmic curiosity and a sprinkle of celestial puns.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the relationship between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price (AMT) have unveiled a remarkable correlation. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9351152, indicating a strong positive relationship between these celestial and financial variables. This correlation coefficient is truly out of this world!
The r-squared value of 0.8744404 further demonstrates that a substantial proportion of the variability in American Tower's stock price can be explained by changes in the distance between Neptune and Uranus. It appears that even the gravitational dance of the outer planets has an influence on earthly financial matters. Talk about a "cosmic balance" in the stock market!
Moreover, our analysis yielded a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a high level of statistical significance. This means that the likelihood of observing such a strong relationship between these two variables by mere chance is extremely low. It seems that even in the vastness of space, this connection is not just a "shot in the dark”.
Fig. 1 provides a visual representation of the relationship between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price. The scatterplot clearly illustrates the strong positive correlation between these variables. It appears that as the distance between these two distant planets fluctuates, so does the stock price of American Tower. It's as if the celestial bodies are signaling to investors, "Uranus need to pay attention to Neptune's movements!"
In conclusion, our findings support the existence of a compelling relationship between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price. This research opens up new avenues for exploring the potential impact of celestial phenomena on financial markets. As we continue to uncover the celestial and financial mysteries, it's evident that the influence of the cosmos extends far beyond the twinkling of stars in the night sky. Investing in the stock market truly takes on a whole new meaning when you consider the cosmic forces at play. It's like celestial navigation for investors – they might just need to consult the stars for their next investment move!

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

Our study has shed light on an intriguing relationship between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price. Much like the gravitational pull of celestial bodies, our findings suggest a strong tug-of-war between the cosmic and financial realms, indicating a deeper connection that extends beyond our earthly calculations. It's as if the stock market is looking to the heavens for its next move!

Our results align with prior research by Smith and Doe (2010) and Jones et al. (2015), who also explored the potential influence of planetary movements on stock market fluctuations. While their work might have seemed a bit "out there," our findings provide empirical support for the idea that celestial events can indeed impact financial markets. It turns out that the stars might not just be for navigation; they might also offer insights for investment strategies. Talk about a "stellar" revelation, right?

Furthermore, our study corroborates the cosmic curiosities presented in "Astrology for Dummies" (Rock and Roll, 2003), as well as the fictional narratives of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (Adams, 1979) and "The Martian" (Weir, 2011). While these sources offered a more whimsical take on the cosmic influence, our findings lend empirical weight to the notion that celestial events, albeit light-years away, can have a tangible impact on earthly investments. It seems that sometimes, reality is even stranger than fiction, especially when it comes to the interplay between the celestial and the financial.

Moving to a more cinematic dimension, "Interstellar" (2014) served as a mind-bending exploration of space and time, offering a visual spectacle that paralleled our research in uncovering the potential gravitational forces at play in financial markets. Our study, in a sense, extends the cosmic narrative to the stock market, revealing that the gravitational dance of the planets might indeed have real-world implications for investors. It's as if the stock market is engaging in its own cosmic journey, echoing the trials and tribulations of the characters in the film. Investing truly becomes a cosmic odyssey!

In essence, our findings not only bolster the scholarly and fictional conjectures surrounding the cosmic connections to financial markets but also usher in a new era of celestial financial inquiry. By empirically demonstrating the profound impact of the distance between Neptune and Uranus on American Tower's stock price, we've unraveled a celestial mystery that could potentially transform how we perceive the relationship between the cosmos and the market. It's a "nebulous" revelation that hints at a gravitational pull between the celestial and the financial, challenging traditional notions of market dynamics. Who knew the stock market could be this "out of this world"?


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System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price (AMT). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Ringing the Stock Market: Exploring the Relationship between the Distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the cosmic correlation between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price (AMT). By employing data from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we conducted a rigorous analysis to shed light on this celestial and financial curiosity. Remarkably, our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9351152, with a p-value of less than 0.01, spanning the years 2002 to 2023.

In this astronomical-stock market tango, our results suggest that as the distance between Neptune and Uranus changes, so does American Tower's stock price, indicating a potential otherworldly influence on earthly financial markets. It seems that the gravitational pull of the planets extends beyond the cosmos to impact the portfolio. Talk about a "stellar" investment strategy, right?

Furthermore, our study unmasks a cosmic dance that may provide insights for financial astrologers and cosmic investors alike. This research pushes the boundaries of traditional financial analysis into the celestial frontier, demonstrating that sometimes the stars align in more ways than one. As we navigate the intricate web of celestial and financial movements, it's clear that this relationship is not just a "nebulous" concept. Let's "raise the bar" and recognize the astronomical connections influencing our earthly pursuits.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The relationship between celestial phenomena and financial markets has long intrigued scholars and investors alike. As we delve into the cosmic unknown, we are reminded of the infinite possibilities that exist beyond the boundaries of our terrestrial realm. In this captivating journey, we aim to explore the peculiar bond between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and the stock price of American Tower Corporation (AMT).
Speaking of celestial bonds, did you hear about the astronaut who broke up with his girlfriend? He needed space. Similarly, our study aims to uncover the "space" in the financial market influenced by celestial forces.
The notion that the movement of celestial bodies could impact stock prices may initially seem far-fetched, but our research aims to bring this concept down to Earth, offering tangible evidence of the cosmic connection. After all, who's to say that the gravitational pull of distant planets isn't also influencing the ebb and flow of financial markets? It's a cosmic dance worthy of attention, and we're here to "orbit" around this intriguing relationship.
Our investigation seeks to unravel the mysteries behind this celestial-financial entanglement through a comprehensive analysis of data extracted from Astropy and LSEG Analytics. Our findings not only highlight the statistical significance of the correlation but also offer a glimpse into the potential implications for investors and astrophysicists alike. So, while we're charting the celestial and financial realm, buckle up and get ready for a "cosmic" rollercoaster of findings.
However, before we delve further into our findings and methodology, let's take a moment to appreciate the cosmic jokes that our universe seems to naturally produce. For example, did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. Similarly, our results may have no atmosphere, but they are certainly serving up some tantalizing insights into the cosmic influence on financial markets.
In the following sections, we will navigate through the astronomical and financial data to unearth the intriguing relationship between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price. Get ready to join us in this cosmic adventure, and perhaps along the way, we might just "eclipse" some conventional notions about the interconnectedness of the universe and the stock market.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the relationship between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price (AMT) have unveiled a remarkable correlation. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9351152, indicating a strong positive relationship between these celestial and financial variables. This correlation coefficient is truly out of this world!
The r-squared value of 0.8744404 further demonstrates that a substantial proportion of the variability in American Tower's stock price can be explained by changes in the distance between Neptune and Uranus. It appears that even the gravitational dance of the outer planets has an influence on earthly financial matters. Talk about a "cosmic balance" in the stock market!
Moreover, our analysis yielded a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a high level of statistical significance. This means that the likelihood of observing such a strong relationship between these two variables by mere chance is extremely low. It seems that even in the vastness of space, this connection is not just a "shot in the dark”.
Fig. 1 provides a visual representation of the relationship between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price. The scatterplot clearly illustrates the strong positive correlation between these variables. It appears that as the distance between these two distant planets fluctuates, so does the stock price of American Tower. It's as if the celestial bodies are signaling to investors, "Uranus need to pay attention to Neptune's movements!"
In conclusion, our findings support the existence of a compelling relationship between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price. This research opens up new avenues for exploring the potential impact of celestial phenomena on financial markets. As we continue to uncover the celestial and financial mysteries, it's evident that the influence of the cosmos extends far beyond the twinkling of stars in the night sky. Investing in the stock market truly takes on a whole new meaning when you consider the cosmic forces at play. It's like celestial navigation for investors – they might just need to consult the stars for their next investment move!

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, it's clear that the celestial dance between Neptune and Uranus has some serious pull when it comes to American Tower's stock price. Our findings have revealed a correlation coefficient reaching for the stars at 0.9351152, with a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that this cosmic connection is not just a shot in the dark. It seems that even in the vastness of space, there's no escaping the influence of celestial bodies on earthly matters. Talk about planetary power moves in the stock market!

Our results suggest that as the distance between Neptune and Uranus changes, so does the stock price of American Tower. This otherworldly influence on financial markets might just make investors reconsider consulting their horoscopes before making investment decisions. After all, it seems the cosmos is signaling to investors, "Uranus need to pay attention to Neptune's movements!"

While our research sheds light on this curious celestial and financial correlation, it also raises questions about the interplay between the celestial and the economic. As we navigate the cosmic and financial milieu, it's evident that this relationship is not just a nebulous concept. Perhaps it's time for stockbrokers to consider a new investment strategy – interstellar portfolio management, anyone?

In light of our findings, it's evident that no more research is needed in this area. The celestial forces at play in the stock market have been brought down to earth, and it's high time for investors to recognize the astronomical connections influencing their earthly pursuits. This research opens up new avenues for exploring the potential impact of celestial phenomena on financial markets, and it's clear that the influence of the cosmos extends far beyond the twinkling of stars in the night sky. So, as we wrap up this cosmic adventure, let's just say that investing truly is a celestial navigation – investors might just need to consult the stars for their next financial move!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Ringing the Stock Market: Exploring the Relationship between the Distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Celestial Economics


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System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Ringing the Stock Market: Exploring the Relationship between the Distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Astrophysical Finance Institute


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System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Ringing the Stock Market: Exploring the Relationship between the Distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's Stock Price with an abstract of This paper investigates the cosmic correlation between the distance between Neptune and Uranus and American Tower's stock price (AMT). By employing data from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we conducted a rigorous analysis to shed light on this celestial and financial curiosity. Remarkably, our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9351152, with a p-value of less than 0.01, spanning the years 2002 to 2023.
In this astronomical-stock market tango, our results suggest that as the distance between Neptune and Uranus changes, so does American Tower's stock price, indicating a potential otherworldly influence on earthly financial markets. It seems that the gravitational pull of the planets extends beyond the cosmos to impact the portfolio. Talk about a "stellar" investment strategy, right?
Furthermore, our study unmasks a cosmic dance that may provide insights for financial astrologers and cosmic investors alike. This research pushes the boundaries of traditional financial analysis into the celestial frontier, demonstrating that sometimes the stars align in more ways than one. As we navigate the intricate web of celestial and financial movements, it's clear that this relationship is not just a "nebulous" concept. Let's "raise the bar" and recognize the astronomical connections influencing our earthly pursuits.

ChatGPT:

Neptune, Uranus, American Tower stock price, celestial correlation, financial astrology, planetary distance, stock market influence, Astropy, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv, correlation coefficient, cosmic investment, celestial frontier, financial analysis, gravitational pull, portfolio impact, celestial movements, financial insight

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The distance between Neptune and Uranus
Detailed data title: The average distance between Neptune and Uranus as measured on the first day of each month
Source: Caclculated using Astropy
Additional Info: I wrote a Python script using Astropy to calculate the distance between the named planets on the first day of each month for every year.

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American Tower's stock price (AMT)
Detailed data title: Opening price of American Tower (AMT) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

See what else correlates with American Tower's stock price (AMT)

Correlation r = 0.9351152 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8744404 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 87.4% of the change in the one variable (i.e., American Tower's stock price (AMT)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The distance between Neptune and Uranus) over the 22 years from 2002 through 2023.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.8E-10. 0.0000000001823221972729603400
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.94 in 1.8E-8% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 5,484,795,680 random variables You don't actually need 5 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 21 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 21 because we have two variables measured over a period of 22 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.85, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2002200320042005200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020202120222023
The distance between Neptune and Uranus (Planetary distance (AU))12.394712.811913.257913.727514.21814.72715.253215.792516.343816.90617.479118.059718.647619.242319.844320.450721.061621.676822.297322.920423.546524.1757
American Tower's stock price (AMT) (Stock price)9.573.6310.851827.2737.3442.4929.9643.4951.9160.4578.3979.5199.1696.29106.73143.16157.11229.68226.07292.37214




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([12.3947,12.8119,13.2579,13.7275,14.218,14.727,15.2532,15.7925,16.3438,16.906,17.4791,18.0597,18.6476,19.2423,19.8443,20.4507,21.0616,21.6768,22.2973,22.9204,23.5465,24.1757,])
array_2 = np.array([9.57,3.63,10.85,18,27.27,37.34,42.49,29.96,43.49,51.91,60.45,78.39,79.51,99.16,96.29,106.73,143.16,157.11,229.68,226.07,292.37,214,])
array_1_name = "The distance between Neptune and Uranus"
array_2_name = "American Tower's stock price (AMT)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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