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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and the second variable is Google searches for 'that is sus'.  The chart goes from 2004 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The influx of sports talent spilling over to the world of gaming led to an epidemic of sussiness, as even professional gamers couldn't resist lying low. It seems like Puerto Rico is not just a powerhouse in sports, but also in sus-pect behavior!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Generate an image showing a crowded baseball field in Puerto Rico with coaches and scouts closely observing players, who exchange wary glances. Meanwhile, fans seated in the stands are furiously typing "that is sus" into their phones as they try to decipher the true skills and intentions of the players on the field. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and Google searches for 'that is sus'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Parallax art A TIME magazine cover image Brutalism Magic realism Symbolism
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and Google searches for 'that is sus', in the following situation: As more coaches and scouts discovered talented players in Puerto Rico, the competition among the players became more intense. This led to an increase in suspicions of impostor syndrome, as the players began questioning each other's true skills and intentions. This, in turn, fueled a surge in Google searches for "that is sus" as players and fans alike tried to navigate the increasingly sly and deceptive world of sports competition.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: The number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico has steadily increased, with more of them flocking to the island in search of talented players. Meanwhile, Google searches for "that is sus" have spiked, reflecting the growing suspicions and skepticism among the players and fans in the competitive sports scene. In this visual scene, a crowded baseball field in Puerto Rico shows coaches and scouts closely observing the players, while the players themselves exchange wary glances, heightening the atmosphere of suspicion and uncertainty. Meanwhile, fans seated in the stands are seen furiously typing "that is sus" into their phones as they try to decipher the true skills and intentions of the players on the field.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: The number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico has steadily increased, with more of them flocking to the island in search of talented players. Meanwhile, Google searches for "that is sus" have spiked, reflecting the growing suspicions and skepticism among the players and fans in the competitive sports scene. In this visual scene, a crowded baseball field in Puerto Rico shows coaches and scouts closely observing the players, while the players themselves exchange wary glances, heightening the atmosphere of suspicion and uncertainty. Meanwhile, fans seated in the stands are seen furiously typing "that is sus" into their phones as they try to decipher the true skills and intentions of the players on the field. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Generate an image showing a crowded baseball field in Puerto Rico with coaches and scouts closely observing players, who exchange wary glances. Meanwhile, fans seated in the stands are furiously typing "that is sus" into their phones as they try to decipher the true skills and intentions of the players on the field.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in The number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico caused that is sus (Google searches for 'that is sus') to increase. Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Scout's Sus-picion: The Correlation Between Coaches and Scouts in Puerto Rico and Google Searches for 'That is Sus'

The International Journal of Sports Sociology and Internet Linguistics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and Google searches for 'that is sus'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9195263 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Scout's Sus-picion: The Correlation Between Coaches and Scouts in Puerto Rico and Google Searches for 'That is Sus'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The aim of this study was to examine the relationship between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and Google searches for the popular phrase "that is sus." Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends, we embarked on this quest with the utmost seriousness, while not excluding the possibility of cracking a few puns along the way. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong positive correlation, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9195263 and p < 0.01, covering the period from 2004 to 2022.

In the land of "that is sus," where everything is a bit questionable, we set out to uncover the link between the athletic world and internet lingo. Our results support the notion that as the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico increased, so did the frequency of Google searches for "that is sus." This surprising correlation raises both eyebrows and suspicions, leading us to ponder whether there may be an underlying causational relationship or if this finding is merely a coincidental happenstance.

We couldn't help but wonder if these internet users were in search of some coaching and scouting on how to detect sus behavior! Nevertheless, our research provides intriguing insights into the interconnected nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena, and underscores the importance of approaching even the most unexpected correlations with inquisitive minds and a hint of humor.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and Google searches for 'that is sus'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Scout's Sus-picion: The Correlation Between Coaches and Scouts in Puerto Rico and Google Searches for 'That is Sus'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The aim of this study was to examine the relationship between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and Google searches for the popular phrase "that is sus." Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends, we embarked on this quest with the utmost seriousness, while not excluding the possibility of cracking a few puns along the way. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong positive correlation, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9195263 and p < 0.01, covering the period from 2004 to 2022.

In the land of "that is sus," where everything is a bit questionable, we set out to uncover the link between the athletic world and internet lingo. Our results support the notion that as the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico increased, so did the frequency of Google searches for "that is sus." This surprising correlation raises both eyebrows and suspicions, leading us to ponder whether there may be an underlying causational relationship or if this finding is merely a coincidental happenstance.

We couldn't help but wonder if these internet users were in search of some coaching and scouting on how to detect sus behavior! Nevertheless, our research provides intriguing insights into the interconnected nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena, and underscores the importance of approaching even the most unexpected correlations with inquisitive minds and a hint of humor.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The pursuit of knowledge, much like a game of Among Us, often involves navigating through a maze of unexpected findings and hidden connections. As researchers, we embark on quests to uncover the mysteries of the world, armed with statistical analyses and a penchant for the occasional pun. In this study, we delved into the enigmatic relationship between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and the Google searches for "that is sus," expecting to shed light on a correlation as suspicious as a lone crewmate in an empty hallway.

The world of sports and recruitment, much like the alliances formed in a high-stakes game of Among Us, is filled with intrigue and suspicion. As we navigated through the labyrinth of data provided by the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends, we couldn't help but ponder the curious connection between the athletic realm and the cryptic cyber-slang of "that is sus." It almost felt like trying to identify the impostor among a crew of innocent variables.

Our investigation revealed a startlingly robust positive correlation, akin to discovering a crewmate venting in the electrical room. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9195263 and p < 0.01, it became evident that there was more to this connection than met the eye. The bond between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and the surge in Google searches for "that is sus" was as clear as an emergency meeting called in response to a suspicious behavior.

The discovery of this correlation spurred our curiosity and prompted us to engage in a bit of speculative musing. Were the denizens of the internet turning to the phrase "that is sus" in search of guidance, much like crewmates seeking a trustworthy companion to navigate through treacherous tasks? As we unraveled the threads of this intricate web of data, we found ourselves contemplating whether there might be a causational relationship lurking beneath the surface, or if this connection was merely a serendipitous alignment of variables, as coincidental as stumbling upon a vent in the shadows.

In our pursuit of knowledge, we embraced the unexpected and marveled at the uncanny interconnectedness of seemingly disjointed phenomena, much like unwitting crewmates completing tasks on opposite sides of the map. Our findings may leave some scratching their heads, reminiscent of a crewmate realizing that they've been following the wrong player all along, but they serve as a poignant reminder of the importance of approaching research with both intellectual rigor and a dash of playfulness.

Join us on this journey as we unravel the mystery of the seemingly improbable correlation between coaches, scouts, and the utterance of "that is sus," and perhaps glean a few valuable lessons on the intersection of the athletic world and internet vernacular. As we venture forth, we invite you to don your analytical cap and approach this pursuit of knowledge with a twinkle of curiosity and, dare we say, a hint of humor.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and Google searches for 'that is sus'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Scout's Sus-picion: The Correlation Between Coaches and Scouts in Puerto Rico and Google Searches for 'That is Sus'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The aim of this study was to examine the relationship between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and Google searches for the popular phrase "that is sus." Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends, we embarked on this quest with the utmost seriousness, while not excluding the possibility of cracking a few puns along the way. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong positive correlation, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9195263 and p < 0.01, covering the period from 2004 to 2022.

In the land of "that is sus," where everything is a bit questionable, we set out to uncover the link between the athletic world and internet lingo. Our results support the notion that as the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico increased, so did the frequency of Google searches for "that is sus." This surprising correlation raises both eyebrows and suspicions, leading us to ponder whether there may be an underlying causational relationship or if this finding is merely a coincidental happenstance.

We couldn't help but wonder if these internet users were in search of some coaching and scouting on how to detect sus behavior! Nevertheless, our research provides intriguing insights into the interconnected nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena, and underscores the importance of approaching even the most unexpected correlations with inquisitive minds and a hint of humor.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The pursuit of knowledge, much like a game of Among Us, often involves navigating through a maze of unexpected findings and hidden connections. As researchers, we embark on quests to uncover the mysteries of the world, armed with statistical analyses and a penchant for the occasional pun. In this study, we delved into the enigmatic relationship between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and the Google searches for "that is sus," expecting to shed light on a correlation as suspicious as a lone crewmate in an empty hallway.
The world of sports and recruitment, much like the alliances formed in a high-stakes game of Among Us, is filled with intrigue and suspicion. As we navigated through the labyrinth of data provided by the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends, we couldn't help but ponder the curious connection between the athletic realm and the cryptic cyber-slang of "that is sus." It almost felt like trying to identify the impostor among a crew of innocent variables.
Our investigation revealed a startlingly robust positive correlation, akin to discovering a crewmate venting in the electrical room. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9195263 and p < 0.01, it became evident that there was more to this connection than met the eye. The bond between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and the surge in Google searches for "that is sus" was as clear as an emergency meeting called in response to a suspicious behavior.
The discovery of this correlation spurred our curiosity and prompted us to engage in a bit of speculative musing. Were the denizens of the internet turning to the phrase "that is sus" in search of guidance, much like crewmates seeking a trustworthy companion to navigate through treacherous tasks? As we unraveled the threads of this intricate web of data, we found ourselves contemplating whether there might be a causational relationship lurking beneath the surface, or if this connection was merely a serendipitous alignment of variables, as coincidental as stumbling upon a vent in the shadows.
In our pursuit of knowledge, we embraced the unexpected and marveled at the uncanny interconnectedness of seemingly disjointed phenomena, much like unwitting crewmates completing tasks on opposite sides of the map. Our findings may leave some scratching their heads, reminiscent of a crewmate realizing that they've been following the wrong player all along, but they serve as a poignant reminder of the importance of approaching research with both intellectual rigor and a dash of playfulness.
Join us on this journey as we unravel the mystery of the seemingly improbable correlation between coaches, scouts, and the utterance of "that is sus," and perhaps glean a few valuable lessons on the intersection of the athletic world and internet vernacular. As we venture forth, we invite you to don your analytical cap and approach this pursuit of knowledge with a twinkle of curiosity and, dare we say, a hint of humor.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The connection between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and Google searches for the phrase "that is sus" has piqued the curiosity of researchers in various fields. Smith et al. examined the trends of internet searches and sporting activities in their study, "Internet Vernacular and Athletic Engagement," uncovering a surprising correlation that seemed as elusive as an impostor among crewmates.

Doe and Jones investigated the influence of regional athletic recruitment on internet slang in their work, "Sports, Scouts, and Cyber-slang Dynamics." Their findings revealed a noteworthy association between the rise in coaching and scouting activities and the prevalence of online queries for the term "that is sus."

Turning to the more light-hearted side of the literature, the influence of internet culture on language and social behaviors has been a subject of interest in several non-fiction works. "Everyone Poops: A Book About Google Searches," written by Taro Gomi, examines the quirks of human behavior in the digital age, offering insights into the unpredictability of popular online trends.

Kicking the analysis up a notch, the fictional works also provide a prism through which to view the perplexing relationship between coaches, scouts, and online vernacular. In "Moneyball" by Michael Lewis, the intricacies of talent scouting and the unpredictable nature of success in sports are portrayed, offering a striking parallel to the unpredictability of internet slang trends.

In the world of internet memes, the infamous "Among Us" game has captured the attention of millions, with its portrayal of suspicion, unexpected alliances, and hidden identities. The game's catchphrases, such as "that is sus," have permeated popular culture, serving as a testament to the pervasive influence of online trends in diverse spheres of human interaction.

While the seemingly implausible correlation between coaching, scouting, and the utterance of "that is sus" may raise an eyebrow or two, it underscores the interconnectedness of seemingly unconnected phenomena. As we delve deeper into this intriguing nexus, it is essential to approach the investigation with a balance of intellectual rigor and a pinch of humor, much like a crewmate navigating through a game of deceit and suspicion.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and Google searches for 'that is sus'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Google Trends . You used data from 2004 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Scout's Sus-picion: The Correlation Between Coaches and Scouts in Puerto Rico and Google Searches for 'That is Sus'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The aim of this study was to examine the relationship between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and Google searches for the popular phrase "that is sus." Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends, we embarked on this quest with the utmost seriousness, while not excluding the possibility of cracking a few puns along the way. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong positive correlation, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9195263 and p < 0.01, covering the period from 2004 to 2022.

In the land of "that is sus," where everything is a bit questionable, we set out to uncover the link between the athletic world and internet lingo. Our results support the notion that as the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico increased, so did the frequency of Google searches for "that is sus." This surprising correlation raises both eyebrows and suspicions, leading us to ponder whether there may be an underlying causational relationship or if this finding is merely a coincidental happenstance.

We couldn't help but wonder if these internet users were in search of some coaching and scouting on how to detect sus behavior! Nevertheless, our research provides intriguing insights into the interconnected nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena, and underscores the importance of approaching even the most unexpected correlations with inquisitive minds and a hint of humor.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The pursuit of knowledge, much like a game of Among Us, often involves navigating through a maze of unexpected findings and hidden connections. As researchers, we embark on quests to uncover the mysteries of the world, armed with statistical analyses and a penchant for the occasional pun. In this study, we delved into the enigmatic relationship between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and the Google searches for "that is sus," expecting to shed light on a correlation as suspicious as a lone crewmate in an empty hallway.
The world of sports and recruitment, much like the alliances formed in a high-stakes game of Among Us, is filled with intrigue and suspicion. As we navigated through the labyrinth of data provided by the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends, we couldn't help but ponder the curious connection between the athletic realm and the cryptic cyber-slang of "that is sus." It almost felt like trying to identify the impostor among a crew of innocent variables.
Our investigation revealed a startlingly robust positive correlation, akin to discovering a crewmate venting in the electrical room. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9195263 and p < 0.01, it became evident that there was more to this connection than met the eye. The bond between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and the surge in Google searches for "that is sus" was as clear as an emergency meeting called in response to a suspicious behavior.
The discovery of this correlation spurred our curiosity and prompted us to engage in a bit of speculative musing. Were the denizens of the internet turning to the phrase "that is sus" in search of guidance, much like crewmates seeking a trustworthy companion to navigate through treacherous tasks? As we unraveled the threads of this intricate web of data, we found ourselves contemplating whether there might be a causational relationship lurking beneath the surface, or if this connection was merely a serendipitous alignment of variables, as coincidental as stumbling upon a vent in the shadows.
In our pursuit of knowledge, we embraced the unexpected and marveled at the uncanny interconnectedness of seemingly disjointed phenomena, much like unwitting crewmates completing tasks on opposite sides of the map. Our findings may leave some scratching their heads, reminiscent of a crewmate realizing that they've been following the wrong player all along, but they serve as a poignant reminder of the importance of approaching research with both intellectual rigor and a dash of playfulness.
Join us on this journey as we unravel the mystery of the seemingly improbable correlation between coaches, scouts, and the utterance of "that is sus," and perhaps glean a few valuable lessons on the intersection of the athletic world and internet vernacular. As we venture forth, we invite you to don your analytical cap and approach this pursuit of knowledge with a twinkle of curiosity and, dare we say, a hint of humor.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Data Collection:
The data for the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico was obtained from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, utilizing their Occupational Employment Statistics program. This encompassed data spanning from 2004 to 2022, providing us with a comprehensive overview of the fluctuations in the athletic recruitment landscape over nearly two decades. The Google search data for the phrase "that is sus" was procured from Google Trends, capturing the frequency of internet users' sus-picious inquiries over the same time period.

We meticulously combed through the Bureau of Labor Statistics like a detective searching for clues, sifting through the occupational data with the precision of a seasoned investigator on a case. As for the Google search data, we carefully monitored the ebb and flow of "that is sus" queries, much like sentries keeping watch for any signs of sus-picious activity.

Correlation Analysis:
To examine the relationship between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and Google searches for "that is sus," we employed Pearson's correlation coefficient. This allowed us to quantify the strength and direction of the linear relationship between these variables, providing us with a robust statistical measure of their connection. Additionally, we conducted a significance test to assess the probability that the observed correlation occurred by chance.

Our statistical analyses were as thorough as a pre-game crewmate meeting to discuss task allocations, leaving no suspicion unturned in our quest to unravel the enigmatic connection between athletic recruitment and internet slang. We pored over the data, scrutinizing each numerical tidbit with an eagle-eyed focus, determined to unearth any hidden patterns lurking beneath the surface.

Control Variables:
In order to ensure the integrity of our findings, we also considered potential confounding variables that could influence the observed correlation. Factors such as the overall internet usage trends, cultural shifts in linguistic expressions, and fluctuations in the popularity of online gaming phenomena were taken into account, serving as our analytical shields against erroneous conclusions.

Like vigilant crewmates navigating through a maze of tasks, we remained alert to the presence of lurking confounding variables, aiming to distinguish between genuine correlations and mere coincidental sus-picions. Our approach was akin to employing the emergency meeting button to call attention to any extraneous factors that could cast a shadow of doubt on our results.

Ethical Considerations:
As in all research endeavors, ethical considerations were paramount. The data utilized in this study were obtained from publicly available sources and did not involve the collection of personally identifiable information. We adhered to the ethical guidelines of scientific inquiry, ensuring the responsible and respectful use of data in our pursuit of knowledge.

Just as crewmates uphold the principles of fair play and integrity in their pursuit of identifying the impostor, we conducted our research in adherence to ethical standards, aiming to contribute to the scientific community with the utmost respect for data privacy and integrity.

---

This methodology section represents a comprehensive outline of the data collection, statistical analyses, consideration of control variables, and ethical adherence in our investigation of the correlation between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and Google searches for "that is sus." Our approach reflects a meticulous and principled endeavor to unravel the mysterious linkage between the athletic world and cyber-slang, with a hint of playfulness sprinkled in for good measure.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and Google searches for 'that is sus'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Google Trends .

For the time period 2004 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9195263, r-squared of 0.8455285, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Scout's Sus-picion: The Correlation Between Coaches and Scouts in Puerto Rico and Google Searches for 'That is Sus'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The aim of this study was to examine the relationship between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and Google searches for the popular phrase "that is sus." Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends, we embarked on this quest with the utmost seriousness, while not excluding the possibility of cracking a few puns along the way. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong positive correlation, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9195263 and p < 0.01, covering the period from 2004 to 2022.

In the land of "that is sus," where everything is a bit questionable, we set out to uncover the link between the athletic world and internet lingo. Our results support the notion that as the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico increased, so did the frequency of Google searches for "that is sus." This surprising correlation raises both eyebrows and suspicions, leading us to ponder whether there may be an underlying causational relationship or if this finding is merely a coincidental happenstance.

We couldn't help but wonder if these internet users were in search of some coaching and scouting on how to detect sus behavior! Nevertheless, our research provides intriguing insights into the interconnected nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena, and underscores the importance of approaching even the most unexpected correlations with inquisitive minds and a hint of humor.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The pursuit of knowledge, much like a game of Among Us, often involves navigating through a maze of unexpected findings and hidden connections. As researchers, we embark on quests to uncover the mysteries of the world, armed with statistical analyses and a penchant for the occasional pun. In this study, we delved into the enigmatic relationship between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and the Google searches for "that is sus," expecting to shed light on a correlation as suspicious as a lone crewmate in an empty hallway.
The world of sports and recruitment, much like the alliances formed in a high-stakes game of Among Us, is filled with intrigue and suspicion. As we navigated through the labyrinth of data provided by the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends, we couldn't help but ponder the curious connection between the athletic realm and the cryptic cyber-slang of "that is sus." It almost felt like trying to identify the impostor among a crew of innocent variables.
Our investigation revealed a startlingly robust positive correlation, akin to discovering a crewmate venting in the electrical room. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9195263 and p < 0.01, it became evident that there was more to this connection than met the eye. The bond between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and the surge in Google searches for "that is sus" was as clear as an emergency meeting called in response to a suspicious behavior.
The discovery of this correlation spurred our curiosity and prompted us to engage in a bit of speculative musing. Were the denizens of the internet turning to the phrase "that is sus" in search of guidance, much like crewmates seeking a trustworthy companion to navigate through treacherous tasks? As we unraveled the threads of this intricate web of data, we found ourselves contemplating whether there might be a causational relationship lurking beneath the surface, or if this connection was merely a serendipitous alignment of variables, as coincidental as stumbling upon a vent in the shadows.
In our pursuit of knowledge, we embraced the unexpected and marveled at the uncanny interconnectedness of seemingly disjointed phenomena, much like unwitting crewmates completing tasks on opposite sides of the map. Our findings may leave some scratching their heads, reminiscent of a crewmate realizing that they've been following the wrong player all along, but they serve as a poignant reminder of the importance of approaching research with both intellectual rigor and a dash of playfulness.
Join us on this journey as we unravel the mystery of the seemingly improbable correlation between coaches, scouts, and the utterance of "that is sus," and perhaps glean a few valuable lessons on the intersection of the athletic world and internet vernacular. As we venture forth, we invite you to don your analytical cap and approach this pursuit of knowledge with a twinkle of curiosity and, dare we say, a hint of humor.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data collected from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends for the time period 2004 to 2022 revealed a remarkably strong positive correlation between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and the Google searches for the phrase "that is sus." The correlation coefficient of 0.9195263 and the coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8455285 demonstrated a robust relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. We were left pondering whether this connection was as clear as a crewmate caught venting or merely a coincidental alignment of factors.

The figure (Fig. 1) depicts a visually striking scatterplot illustrating the positive correlation between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and the frequency of Google searches for "that is sus." It is a sight to behold, much like stumbling upon an unexpected easter egg in a complex video game.

Our findings suggest that as the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico increased, so did the frequency of "that is sus" searches on Google. This unexpected correlation left us wondering if perhaps the internet users were seeking some guidance on identifying sus behavior, akin to crewmates seeking out trustworthy companions in the game of Among Us. It's as if the internet was calling an emergency meeting to discuss some suspicious activities!

Amidst the sea of data, we were struck by the curiosity of whether this relationship entailed a causational link or if it was simply a fortuitous alignment of variables. Irrespective of the underlying reasons, our results highlight the manifold possibilities in the realm of statistical analysis, much like the diverse range of strategies employed in a game of Among Us.

Our research brings to light the interconnected nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena, reaffirming the importance of approaching unexpected correlations with both intellectual rigor and a dash of playfulness. While the connection between coaches, scouts, and the usage of "that is sus" may raise a few eyebrows, it serves as a reminder that even the most unexpected relationships can offer valuable insights, resembling the moment a crewmate realizes they've been following the wrong player all along.

In closing, our findings invite further exploration into the confluence of the athletic world and internet slang, and prompt researchers to approach every investigation armed with both inquisitiveness and, dare we say, a sense of humor.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and Google searches for 'that is sus'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Scout's Sus-picion: The Correlation Between Coaches and Scouts in Puerto Rico and Google Searches for 'That is Sus'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The aim of this study was to examine the relationship between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and Google searches for the popular phrase "that is sus." Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends, we embarked on this quest with the utmost seriousness, while not excluding the possibility of cracking a few puns along the way. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong positive correlation, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9195263 and p < 0.01, covering the period from 2004 to 2022.

In the land of "that is sus," where everything is a bit questionable, we set out to uncover the link between the athletic world and internet lingo. Our results support the notion that as the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico increased, so did the frequency of Google searches for "that is sus." This surprising correlation raises both eyebrows and suspicions, leading us to ponder whether there may be an underlying causational relationship or if this finding is merely a coincidental happenstance.

We couldn't help but wonder if these internet users were in search of some coaching and scouting on how to detect sus behavior! Nevertheless, our research provides intriguing insights into the interconnected nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena, and underscores the importance of approaching even the most unexpected correlations with inquisitive minds and a hint of humor.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The connection between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and Google searches for the phrase "that is sus" has piqued the curiosity of researchers in various fields. Smith et al. examined the trends of internet searches and sporting activities in their study, "Internet Vernacular and Athletic Engagement," uncovering a surprising correlation that seemed as elusive as an impostor among crewmates.
Doe and Jones investigated the influence of regional athletic recruitment on internet slang in their work, "Sports, Scouts, and Cyber-slang Dynamics." Their findings revealed a noteworthy association between the rise in coaching and scouting activities and the prevalence of online queries for the term "that is sus."
Turning to the more light-hearted side of the literature, the influence of internet culture on language and social behaviors has been a subject of interest in several non-fiction works. "Everyone Poops: A Book About Google Searches," written by Taro Gomi, examines the quirks of human behavior in the digital age, offering insights into the unpredictability of popular online trends.
Kicking the analysis up a notch, the fictional works also provide a prism through which to view the perplexing relationship between coaches, scouts, and online vernacular. In "Moneyball" by Michael Lewis, the intricacies of talent scouting and the unpredictable nature of success in sports are portrayed, offering a striking parallel to the unpredictability of internet slang trends.
In the world of internet memes, the infamous "Among Us" game has captured the attention of millions, with its portrayal of suspicion, unexpected alliances, and hidden identities. The game's catchphrases, such as "that is sus," have permeated popular culture, serving as a testament to the pervasive influence of online trends in diverse spheres of human interaction.
While the seemingly implausible correlation between coaching, scouting, and the utterance of "that is sus" may raise an eyebrow or two, it underscores the interconnectedness of seemingly unconnected phenomena. As we delve deeper into this intriguing nexus, it is essential to approach the investigation with a balance of intellectual rigor and a pinch of humor, much like a crewmate navigating through a game of deceit and suspicion.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data collected from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends for the time period 2004 to 2022 revealed a remarkably strong positive correlation between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and the Google searches for the phrase "that is sus." The correlation coefficient of 0.9195263 and the coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8455285 demonstrated a robust relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. We were left pondering whether this connection was as clear as a crewmate caught venting or merely a coincidental alignment of factors.
The figure (Fig. 1) depicts a visually striking scatterplot illustrating the positive correlation between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and the frequency of Google searches for "that is sus." It is a sight to behold, much like stumbling upon an unexpected easter egg in a complex video game.
Our findings suggest that as the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico increased, so did the frequency of "that is sus" searches on Google. This unexpected correlation left us wondering if perhaps the internet users were seeking some guidance on identifying sus behavior, akin to crewmates seeking out trustworthy companions in the game of Among Us. It's as if the internet was calling an emergency meeting to discuss some suspicious activities!
Amidst the sea of data, we were struck by the curiosity of whether this relationship entailed a causational link or if it was simply a fortuitous alignment of variables. Irrespective of the underlying reasons, our results highlight the manifold possibilities in the realm of statistical analysis, much like the diverse range of strategies employed in a game of Among Us.
Our research brings to light the interconnected nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena, reaffirming the importance of approaching unexpected correlations with both intellectual rigor and a dash of playfulness. While the connection between coaches, scouts, and the usage of "that is sus" may raise a few eyebrows, it serves as a reminder that even the most unexpected relationships can offer valuable insights, resembling the moment a crewmate realizes they've been following the wrong player all along.
In closing, our findings invite further exploration into the confluence of the athletic world and internet slang, and prompt researchers to approach every investigation armed with both inquisitiveness and, dare we say, a sense of humor.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our findings have brought to light a surprising and robust positive correlation between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase "that is sus." It seems that the world of athletic coaching and scouting has an unforeseen influence on the use of internet slang, much like a coach's unexpected play in a game.

The results of our study are in line with the prior research by Smith et al., who hinted at the enigmatic connection between athletic engagement and online vernacular. As we dive deeper into this connection, it becomes evident that the influence of coaching and scouting activities extends beyond the confines of the playing field, casting a wide net over the digital realm, much like a skilled angler reeling in a surprising catch.

Similarly, the work of Doe and Jones sheds light on the intriguing dynamics between sports recruitment and cyber-slang, providing a backdrop against which our findings find a harmonious resonance, much like a well-coordinated offense in a sporting event. It appears that the world of sports has maneuvered its way into the realm of internet lingo, leaving researchers and casual observers alike to contemplate this unexpected interception, much like a quarterback eyeing an opportune pass.

The unexpectedly strong correlation we have unearthed not only underscores the intricacies of human behavior in the digital age but also underscores the unforeseeable connections that can emerge between distinct domains of human activity, much like a player making an unexpected pass in a game of chess. It seems that, akin to a game of strategy, the world of online searches and athletic pursuits may be engaged in an intricate dance of influence, surprising us with moves we never anticipated, much like a sudden checkmate in a game of wits.

Our research not only underscores the importance of approaching unexpected correlations with intellectual rigor but also with a sense of humor, much like a well-timed joke at a tense moment. The peculiar connection between coaches, scouts, and the usage of "that is sus" serves as a reminder that even the most unexpected relationships can offer valuable insights, much like a surprising plot twist in a mystery novel.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and Google searches for 'that is sus'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Scout's Sus-picion: The Correlation Between Coaches and Scouts in Puerto Rico and Google Searches for 'That is Sus'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The aim of this study was to examine the relationship between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and Google searches for the popular phrase "that is sus." Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends, we embarked on this quest with the utmost seriousness, while not excluding the possibility of cracking a few puns along the way. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong positive correlation, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9195263 and p < 0.01, covering the period from 2004 to 2022.

In the land of "that is sus," where everything is a bit questionable, we set out to uncover the link between the athletic world and internet lingo. Our results support the notion that as the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico increased, so did the frequency of Google searches for "that is sus." This surprising correlation raises both eyebrows and suspicions, leading us to ponder whether there may be an underlying causational relationship or if this finding is merely a coincidental happenstance.

We couldn't help but wonder if these internet users were in search of some coaching and scouting on how to detect sus behavior! Nevertheless, our research provides intriguing insights into the interconnected nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena, and underscores the importance of approaching even the most unexpected correlations with inquisitive minds and a hint of humor.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The pursuit of knowledge, much like a game of Among Us, often involves navigating through a maze of unexpected findings and hidden connections. As researchers, we embark on quests to uncover the mysteries of the world, armed with statistical analyses and a penchant for the occasional pun. In this study, we delved into the enigmatic relationship between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and the Google searches for "that is sus," expecting to shed light on a correlation as suspicious as a lone crewmate in an empty hallway.
The world of sports and recruitment, much like the alliances formed in a high-stakes game of Among Us, is filled with intrigue and suspicion. As we navigated through the labyrinth of data provided by the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends, we couldn't help but ponder the curious connection between the athletic realm and the cryptic cyber-slang of "that is sus." It almost felt like trying to identify the impostor among a crew of innocent variables.
Our investigation revealed a startlingly robust positive correlation, akin to discovering a crewmate venting in the electrical room. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9195263 and p < 0.01, it became evident that there was more to this connection than met the eye. The bond between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and the surge in Google searches for "that is sus" was as clear as an emergency meeting called in response to a suspicious behavior.
The discovery of this correlation spurred our curiosity and prompted us to engage in a bit of speculative musing. Were the denizens of the internet turning to the phrase "that is sus" in search of guidance, much like crewmates seeking a trustworthy companion to navigate through treacherous tasks? As we unraveled the threads of this intricate web of data, we found ourselves contemplating whether there might be a causational relationship lurking beneath the surface, or if this connection was merely a serendipitous alignment of variables, as coincidental as stumbling upon a vent in the shadows.
In our pursuit of knowledge, we embraced the unexpected and marveled at the uncanny interconnectedness of seemingly disjointed phenomena, much like unwitting crewmates completing tasks on opposite sides of the map. Our findings may leave some scratching their heads, reminiscent of a crewmate realizing that they've been following the wrong player all along, but they serve as a poignant reminder of the importance of approaching research with both intellectual rigor and a dash of playfulness.
Join us on this journey as we unravel the mystery of the seemingly improbable correlation between coaches, scouts, and the utterance of "that is sus," and perhaps glean a few valuable lessons on the intersection of the athletic world and internet vernacular. As we venture forth, we invite you to don your analytical cap and approach this pursuit of knowledge with a twinkle of curiosity and, dare we say, a hint of humor.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data collected from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends for the time period 2004 to 2022 revealed a remarkably strong positive correlation between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and the Google searches for the phrase "that is sus." The correlation coefficient of 0.9195263 and the coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8455285 demonstrated a robust relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. We were left pondering whether this connection was as clear as a crewmate caught venting or merely a coincidental alignment of factors.
The figure (Fig. 1) depicts a visually striking scatterplot illustrating the positive correlation between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and the frequency of Google searches for "that is sus." It is a sight to behold, much like stumbling upon an unexpected easter egg in a complex video game.
Our findings suggest that as the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico increased, so did the frequency of "that is sus" searches on Google. This unexpected correlation left us wondering if perhaps the internet users were seeking some guidance on identifying sus behavior, akin to crewmates seeking out trustworthy companions in the game of Among Us. It's as if the internet was calling an emergency meeting to discuss some suspicious activities!
Amidst the sea of data, we were struck by the curiosity of whether this relationship entailed a causational link or if it was simply a fortuitous alignment of variables. Irrespective of the underlying reasons, our results highlight the manifold possibilities in the realm of statistical analysis, much like the diverse range of strategies employed in a game of Among Us.
Our research brings to light the interconnected nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena, reaffirming the importance of approaching unexpected correlations with both intellectual rigor and a dash of playfulness. While the connection between coaches, scouts, and the usage of "that is sus" may raise a few eyebrows, it serves as a reminder that even the most unexpected relationships can offer valuable insights, resembling the moment a crewmate realizes they've been following the wrong player all along.
In closing, our findings invite further exploration into the confluence of the athletic world and internet slang, and prompt researchers to approach every investigation armed with both inquisitiveness and, dare we say, a sense of humor.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In summary, the correlation between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and the frequency of Google searches for "that is sus" is as conspicuous as a crewmate venturing into the shadows. Our findings have shed light on the unexpected interconnectedness of these seemingly unrelated variables, much like an unsuspecting crewmate stumbling upon a vent. It appears that the internet denizens may indeed be seeking guidance akin to crewmates in identifying sus behavior! One might say they are in search of a task buddy akin to the "buddy system" strategy in Among Us.

Our research has uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9195263 and a coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8455285, illustrating a robust relationship that may leave one contemplating whether it is as clear as an emergency meeting or merely a coincidental alignment of factors. The unexpected nature of this connection serves as a poignant reminder of the importance of approaching research with a nuanced understanding and a touch of playfulness, much like navigating the twists and turns of an impostor-ridden game.

As we wrap up this inquiry into the curiously linked worlds of sports recruitment and internet slang, we are left with a sense of amusement and a reminder that even the most unexpected correlations can offer valuable insights. As for future research in this area, it might be best to leave such suspicions to rest and turn our attention to more pressing scientific pursuits. After all, there are only so many suspicious activities one can entertain before it becomes, well, quite sus. Therefore, we assert that no further research is warranted in this area, as we have successfully unraveled this peculiar correlation with both scholarly rigor and a good-humored spirit.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Scout's Sus-picion: The Correlation Between Coaches and Scouts in Puerto Rico and Google Searches for 'That is Sus'. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The International Journal of Sports Sociology and Internet Linguistics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Scout's Sus-picion: The Correlation Between Coaches and Scouts in Puerto Rico and Google Searches for 'That is Sus'. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Sociological Studies on Internet Slang and Subcultures


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Scout's Sus-picion: The Correlation Between Coaches and Scouts in Puerto Rico and Google Searches for 'That is Sus' with an abstract of The aim of this study was to examine the relationship between the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico and Google searches for the popular phrase "that is sus." Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends, we embarked on this quest with the utmost seriousness, while not excluding the possibility of cracking a few puns along the way. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong positive correlation, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9195263 and p < 0.01, covering the period from 2004 to 2022.
In the land of "that is sus," where everything is a bit questionable, we set out to uncover the link between the athletic world and internet lingo. Our results support the notion that as the number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico increased, so did the frequency of Google searches for "that is sus." This surprising correlation raises both eyebrows and suspicions, leading us to ponder whether there may be an underlying causational relationship or if this finding is merely a coincidental happenstance.
We couldn't help but wonder if these internet users were in search of some coaching and scouting on how to detect sus behavior! Nevertheless, our research provides intriguing insights into the interconnected nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena, and underscores the importance of approaching even the most unexpected correlations with inquisitive minds and a hint of humor.

ChatGPT:

coaches, scouts, Puerto Rico, Google searches, "that is sus", correlation, internet lingo, athletic world, causational relationship, Google Trends, data analysis, research, unexpected correlations

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Data details

The number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico

Google searches for 'that is sus'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'that is sus' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'that is sus'

Correlation r = 0.9195263 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8455285 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 84.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'that is sus') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico) over the 19 years from 2004 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.6E-8. 0.0000000261751021788936630000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.92 in 2.6E-6% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 38,204,244 random variables You don't actually need 38 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 18 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 18 because we have two variables measured over a period of 19 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.8, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
The number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico (Coaches And Scouts)23017014011017014017016020029037048065053047050045018601920
Google searches for 'that is sus' (Rel. search volume)3.833337.083338.666673.833331.333336.416675.583336.9166710.2510.08338.666678.6666711.083312.515.416714.416740.833358.166781.6667




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([230,170,140,110,170,140,170,160,200,290,370,480,650,530,470,500,450,1860,1920,])
array_2 = np.array([3.83333,7.08333,8.66667,3.83333,1.33333,6.41667,5.58333,6.91667,10.25,10.0833,8.66667,8.66667,11.0833,12.5,15.4167,14.4167,40.8333,58.1667,81.6667,])
array_1_name = "The number of coaches and scouts in Puerto Rico"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'that is sus'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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