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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico and the second variable is xkcd comics published about romance.  The chart goes from 2007 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The shortage of computer science teachers led to a decline in the creation of lovable algorithms, which in turn, affected the romantic content of xkcd comics. Without proper guidance, the binary hearts of the xkcd characters just couldn't find their true loops! With fewer professors to profess their love for coding, the comic strip's romantic subroutines experienced a syntax error, ultimately leading to a reduction in academia-influenced amorous illustrations. The diminishing supply of computer science mentors put a strain on the interconnectedness of xkcd's romantic plots, proving that in the algorithm of love, a lack of teaching can truly divide by zero hearts.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a cyber folk scene set in a classroom at the University of New Mexico. In the center of the image, a group of college computer science teachers are gathered around a desk, engaged in discussion about coding projects. The teachers are wearing modern and casual cyber-style clothing, reflecting their technological prowess. In the background, there is a wall adorned with a series of xkcd comics, with one particular comic displaying a humorous take on a romantic theme. The scene should exude a mix of seriousness and lightheartedness, capturing the unique atmosphere of a classroom where technology and humor collide. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico and xkcd comics published about romance. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A Discovery magazine cover image Photorealism Cyber folk Magic realism A scene from Skyrim
ChatGPT: Cyber folk

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico and xkcd comics published about romance together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a classroom at the University of New Mexico, a group of college computer science teachers gather around a desk, discussing coding projects. On the wall behind them, there's a series of xkcd comics, with one specifically highlighting a romantic theme, adding a touch of humor to the serious atmosphere.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cyber folk ] and depicting this scene: In a classroom at the University of New Mexico, a group of college computer science teachers gather around a desk, discussing coding projects. On the wall behind them, there's a series of xkcd comics, with one specifically highlighting a romantic theme, adding a touch of humor to the serious atmosphere. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a cyber folk scene set in a classroom at the University of New Mexico. In the center of the image, a group of college computer science teachers are gathered around a desk, engaged in discussion about coding projects. The teachers are wearing modern and casual cyber-style clothing, reflecting their technological prowess. In the background, there is a wall adorned with a series of xkcd comics, with one particular comic displaying a humorous take on a romantic theme. The scene should exude a mix of seriousness and lightheartedness, capturing the unique atmosphere of a classroom where technology and humor collide.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in The number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico caused xkcd comics published about romance to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Compiling Connections: An Examination of the Correlation Between College Computer Science Teachers in New Mexico and Romance-themed XKCD Comics

The Journal of Applied Comedic Computing

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico and xkcd comics published about romance. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and AI analysis of xkcd comics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8266996 and p < 0.01 for 2007 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Compiling Connections: An Examination of the Correlation Between College Computer Science Teachers in New Mexico and Romance-themed XKCD Comics"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the intriguing relationship between the number of college computer science teachers in the state of New Mexico and the publication of XKCD comics with a focus on romance from 2007 to 2022. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and employing advanced AI analysis of the popular webcomic XKCD, our research team identified a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8266996 with p < 0.01. Our findings provide compelling evidence that suggests a curious alignment between the presence of computer science educators and the comical musings of XKCD regarding matters of the heart. The implications of these results are sure to spark lively discussions among researchers, educators, and comic enthusiasts alike.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico and xkcd comics published about romance. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Compiling Connections: An Examination of the Correlation Between College Computer Science Teachers in New Mexico and Romance-themed XKCD Comics"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the intriguing relationship between the number of college computer science teachers in the state of New Mexico and the publication of XKCD comics with a focus on romance from 2007 to 2022. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and employing advanced AI analysis of the popular webcomic XKCD, our research team identified a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8266996 with p < 0.01. Our findings provide compelling evidence that suggests a curious alignment between the presence of computer science educators and the comical musings of XKCD regarding matters of the heart. The implications of these results are sure to spark lively discussions among researchers, educators, and comic enthusiasts alike.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

In the world of academic research, it is not uncommon to stumble upon and investigate unusual correlations that might seem, at first glance, as unlikely as finding a USB drive in a box of abandoned floppy disks. Yet, as scholars, it is our duty to explore the uncharted territories of knowledge, even if it means traversing the wild and wacky terrain of seemingly unrelated phenomena.

In this vein, our research delves into the peculiar intersection of college computer science teachers in the Land of Enchantment, also known as New Mexico, and the whimsical world of XKCD comics, specifically those touching upon matters of the heart. Much like the digital avatars navigating the labyrinth of code, we embarked on a quest to unravel any potential connections between these distinct realms, armed with statistical compasses and data-scouring algorithms.

At first blush, the concept of linking computer science educators with online comics about romance might prompt a raised eyebrow or a skeptical Snort[1]. However, beneath the surface, it unveils a riveting adventure, teeming with possibilities and surprises - not unlike stumbling upon a secret level in a classic video game.

As the digital era continues to unfold, manifesting new modes of communication and sparking peculiar cultural reverberations, it becomes increasingly evident that phenomena previously deemed unrelated may, in fact, be entangled in a web of unseen influences. In this light, we present our findings, aiming to shed light on the enigmatic correlation between the pedagogical landscape of computer science instruction in the state of New Mexico and the lighthearted scribblings of XKCD regarding matters of the heart.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico and xkcd comics published about romance. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Compiling Connections: An Examination of the Correlation Between College Computer Science Teachers in New Mexico and Romance-themed XKCD Comics"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the intriguing relationship between the number of college computer science teachers in the state of New Mexico and the publication of XKCD comics with a focus on romance from 2007 to 2022. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and employing advanced AI analysis of the popular webcomic XKCD, our research team identified a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8266996 with p < 0.01. Our findings provide compelling evidence that suggests a curious alignment between the presence of computer science educators and the comical musings of XKCD regarding matters of the heart. The implications of these results are sure to spark lively discussions among researchers, educators, and comic enthusiasts alike.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the world of academic research, it is not uncommon to stumble upon and investigate unusual correlations that might seem, at first glance, as unlikely as finding a USB drive in a box of abandoned floppy disks. Yet, as scholars, it is our duty to explore the uncharted territories of knowledge, even if it means traversing the wild and wacky terrain of seemingly unrelated phenomena.
In this vein, our research delves into the peculiar intersection of college computer science teachers in the Land of Enchantment, also known as New Mexico, and the whimsical world of XKCD comics, specifically those touching upon matters of the heart. Much like the digital avatars navigating the labyrinth of code, we embarked on a quest to unravel any potential connections between these distinct realms, armed with statistical compasses and data-scouring algorithms.
At first blush, the concept of linking computer science educators with online comics about romance might prompt a raised eyebrow or a skeptical Snort[1]. However, beneath the surface, it unveils a riveting adventure, teeming with possibilities and surprises - not unlike stumbling upon a secret level in a classic video game.
As the digital era continues to unfold, manifesting new modes of communication and sparking peculiar cultural reverberations, it becomes increasingly evident that phenomena previously deemed unrelated may, in fact, be entangled in a web of unseen influences. In this light, we present our findings, aiming to shed light on the enigmatic correlation between the pedagogical landscape of computer science instruction in the state of New Mexico and the lighthearted scribblings of XKCD regarding matters of the heart.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico and its connection to the frequency of XKCD comics published about romance has attracted a surprising amount of attention in recent years among researchers and enthusiasts alike. Smith et al. (2015) delved into the demographics of computer science faculty in various states, but stopped shy of exploring any potential link to online comic publications, let alone those centering on matters of the heart. Doe (2017) further investigated the impact of educational staff on regional cultural production, yet conspicuously omitted any mention of XKCD's musings on love and technology.

Turning attention to the broader contextual landscape, Jones (2019) offered a comprehensive assessment of societal trends in the digital age, but curiously skirted the intricacies of webcomics’ representation of romantic themes, leaving a notable gap in the scholarly dialogue.

Stepping into the literary arena, "Algorithms to Live By: The Computer Science of Human Decisions," by Brian Christian and Tom Griffiths, proposes intriguing parallels between computer algorithms and human decision-making, hinting at the potential convergence of these themes with XKCD's light-hearted commentary on love. In a similar vein, "Coding Freedom: The Ethics and Aesthetics of Hacking" by E. Gabriella Coleman subtly echoes the theme of digital culture's influence on human connections, though it inexplicably veers away from analyzing its potential imprint on webcomics about romance.

Branching into fictional realms with a whimsical ambiance, "Ready Player One" by Ernest Cline spins a tale of virtual reality and gaming culture, harboring hidden resonances with the quest-like nature of our investigation. Meanwhile, Douglas Adams’ "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" delivers a cosmic narrative, playfully mirrored by the cosmic dance between academia and webcomics in our research.

Sneaking into the territory of online phenomena, the meme "I Can Has Cheezburger?" bears a comical semblance to the themes explored in XKCD, albeit with a feline twist. Simultaneously, the "This is Fine" dog meme captures the essence of navigating through unexpected correlations in scholarly pursuits, perfectly encapsulating the juxtaposition of chaos and nonchalance in our quest for scholarly whimsy.

The convergence of these seemingly disparate elements illuminates a rich tapestry of connections, inviting further exploration into the intersection of academia, comics, and cultural dynamics, which lies at the heart of our current investigation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico and xkcd comics published about romance. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and AI analysis of xkcd comics . You used data from 2007 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Compiling Connections: An Examination of the Correlation Between College Computer Science Teachers in New Mexico and Romance-themed XKCD Comics"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the intriguing relationship between the number of college computer science teachers in the state of New Mexico and the publication of XKCD comics with a focus on romance from 2007 to 2022. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and employing advanced AI analysis of the popular webcomic XKCD, our research team identified a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8266996 with p < 0.01. Our findings provide compelling evidence that suggests a curious alignment between the presence of computer science educators and the comical musings of XKCD regarding matters of the heart. The implications of these results are sure to spark lively discussions among researchers, educators, and comic enthusiasts alike.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the world of academic research, it is not uncommon to stumble upon and investigate unusual correlations that might seem, at first glance, as unlikely as finding a USB drive in a box of abandoned floppy disks. Yet, as scholars, it is our duty to explore the uncharted territories of knowledge, even if it means traversing the wild and wacky terrain of seemingly unrelated phenomena.
In this vein, our research delves into the peculiar intersection of college computer science teachers in the Land of Enchantment, also known as New Mexico, and the whimsical world of XKCD comics, specifically those touching upon matters of the heart. Much like the digital avatars navigating the labyrinth of code, we embarked on a quest to unravel any potential connections between these distinct realms, armed with statistical compasses and data-scouring algorithms.
At first blush, the concept of linking computer science educators with online comics about romance might prompt a raised eyebrow or a skeptical Snort[1]. However, beneath the surface, it unveils a riveting adventure, teeming with possibilities and surprises - not unlike stumbling upon a secret level in a classic video game.
As the digital era continues to unfold, manifesting new modes of communication and sparking peculiar cultural reverberations, it becomes increasingly evident that phenomena previously deemed unrelated may, in fact, be entangled in a web of unseen influences. In this light, we present our findings, aiming to shed light on the enigmatic correlation between the pedagogical landscape of computer science instruction in the state of New Mexico and the lighthearted scribblings of XKCD regarding matters of the heart.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

As we embarked on our quest to uncover the mysterious link between the number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico and romance-themed XKCD comics, our methodology harnessed a blend of conventional statistical analysis and some unorthodox techniques, not unlike juggling floppy disks and USB drives while navigating through a digital labyrinth.

Data Collection:
The first step in our odyssey involved gathering data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS), which provided us with comprehensive information on the employment trends of computer science educators in the state of New Mexico from 2007 to 2022. These numbers, much like lines of code in a complex program, formed the foundation of our investigation.

Simultaneously, we delved into the anarchic world of XKCD, employing advanced AI algorithms to scrutinize over a decade's worth of comics, identifying those with a particular emphasis on matters of the heart. We affectionately refer to this process as "romantic comic strip mining." This involved careful consideration of the nuanced themes within each comic, from pixelated professions of love to binary banter on relationships.

Data Integration:
An essential aspect of our approach involved weaving together the disparate strands of statistical analysis and comic interpretation. We utilized intricate AI models to sift through the XKCD corpus, extracting and categorizing each comic to discern its thematic nuances. Our algorithms approached this task with a sense of humor, often quipping about the tangled web we were weaving as we integrated these digital threads.

Statistical Analysis:
Once we had amassed a trove of data from both the BLS and XKCD, we cast our statistical nets to ensnare any potential correlations. Employing robust correlation analysis, we calculated the correlation coefficient between the number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico and the prevalence of romance-themed XKCD comics. This rigorous statistical crunching, akin to debugging a complex program, revealed a surprising level of association that could not be dismissed as mere chance.

Insightful Interpretation and Thematic Chaos:
Emerging from the sea of data, we found ourselves amidst a whirlwind of thematic chaos, where comedic musings on love and the sobering realities of employment statistics collided in a spectacular display of intellectual fireworks. Amidst this tempest, we discerned patterns that ventured beyond mere coincidence, as though the ones and zeros of computer science and the illustrated pixels of XKCD had conspired to reveal a deeper truth.

Ultimately, our multifaceted methodology served as a robust compass, guiding us through the whimsical and sometimes tumultuous terrain of academia, leaving no expectation unchallenged and no data point unturned. This approach enabled us to uncover a compelling correlation that may, in time, inspire a chuckle from even the most skeptical observers.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico and xkcd comics published about romance. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and AI analysis of xkcd comics .

For the time period 2007 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8266996, r-squared of 0.6834322, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Compiling Connections: An Examination of the Correlation Between College Computer Science Teachers in New Mexico and Romance-themed XKCD Comics"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the intriguing relationship between the number of college computer science teachers in the state of New Mexico and the publication of XKCD comics with a focus on romance from 2007 to 2022. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and employing advanced AI analysis of the popular webcomic XKCD, our research team identified a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8266996 with p < 0.01. Our findings provide compelling evidence that suggests a curious alignment between the presence of computer science educators and the comical musings of XKCD regarding matters of the heart. The implications of these results are sure to spark lively discussions among researchers, educators, and comic enthusiasts alike.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the world of academic research, it is not uncommon to stumble upon and investigate unusual correlations that might seem, at first glance, as unlikely as finding a USB drive in a box of abandoned floppy disks. Yet, as scholars, it is our duty to explore the uncharted territories of knowledge, even if it means traversing the wild and wacky terrain of seemingly unrelated phenomena.
In this vein, our research delves into the peculiar intersection of college computer science teachers in the Land of Enchantment, also known as New Mexico, and the whimsical world of XKCD comics, specifically those touching upon matters of the heart. Much like the digital avatars navigating the labyrinth of code, we embarked on a quest to unravel any potential connections between these distinct realms, armed with statistical compasses and data-scouring algorithms.
At first blush, the concept of linking computer science educators with online comics about romance might prompt a raised eyebrow or a skeptical Snort[1]. However, beneath the surface, it unveils a riveting adventure, teeming with possibilities and surprises - not unlike stumbling upon a secret level in a classic video game.
As the digital era continues to unfold, manifesting new modes of communication and sparking peculiar cultural reverberations, it becomes increasingly evident that phenomena previously deemed unrelated may, in fact, be entangled in a web of unseen influences. In this light, we present our findings, aiming to shed light on the enigmatic correlation between the pedagogical landscape of computer science instruction in the state of New Mexico and the lighthearted scribblings of XKCD regarding matters of the heart.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data revealed a noteworthy correlation between the number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico and the abundance of XKCD comics focused on romance. The correlation coefficient, calculated to be 0.8266996, indicates a strong positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. This result was further supported by an r-squared value of 0.6834322, signifying that approximately 68.34% of the variance in the frequency of romance-themed XKCD comics can be explained by the number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico.

Notably, the significance level (p < 0.01) underscores the robustness of the observed correlation, providing compelling evidence that warrants further investigation into the curious connection between these domains. Fig. 1 depicts a scatterplot illustrating the striking alignment between the variables, showcasing the compelling nature of this relationship.

While the statistical rigor of our findings cannot be understated, it is important to recognize the inherent humor and serendipity embedded within this discovery. It appears that even in the realm of academia, unexpected connections can emerge, much like finding a hidden Easter egg in a complex computer program.

The implications of these results extend far beyond the confines of traditional research and academia, and are likely to incite spirited discussions that venture beyond the binary realms of data and delve into the entertaining and whimsical world of comic musings. The intersection between the practical domain of education and the comedic expressions of XKCD prompts contemplation of the ways in which the digital age has woven unlikely threads together, much like a cleverly crafted plot twist in a graphic novel.

In conclusion, our study presents compelling evidence of a statistically significant correlation between the number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico and the prevalence of romance-themed XKCD comics, inviting further exploration into the intricate tapestry of influences that shape contemporary cultural phenomena.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico and xkcd comics published about romance. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Compiling Connections: An Examination of the Correlation Between College Computer Science Teachers in New Mexico and Romance-themed XKCD Comics"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the intriguing relationship between the number of college computer science teachers in the state of New Mexico and the publication of XKCD comics with a focus on romance from 2007 to 2022. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and employing advanced AI analysis of the popular webcomic XKCD, our research team identified a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8266996 with p < 0.01. Our findings provide compelling evidence that suggests a curious alignment between the presence of computer science educators and the comical musings of XKCD regarding matters of the heart. The implications of these results are sure to spark lively discussions among researchers, educators, and comic enthusiasts alike.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico and its connection to the frequency of XKCD comics published about romance has attracted a surprising amount of attention in recent years among researchers and enthusiasts alike. Smith et al. (2015) delved into the demographics of computer science faculty in various states, but stopped shy of exploring any potential link to online comic publications, let alone those centering on matters of the heart. Doe (2017) further investigated the impact of educational staff on regional cultural production, yet conspicuously omitted any mention of XKCD's musings on love and technology.
Turning attention to the broader contextual landscape, Jones (2019) offered a comprehensive assessment of societal trends in the digital age, but curiously skirted the intricacies of webcomics’ representation of romantic themes, leaving a notable gap in the scholarly dialogue.
Stepping into the literary arena, "Algorithms to Live By: The Computer Science of Human Decisions," by Brian Christian and Tom Griffiths, proposes intriguing parallels between computer algorithms and human decision-making, hinting at the potential convergence of these themes with XKCD's light-hearted commentary on love. In a similar vein, "Coding Freedom: The Ethics and Aesthetics of Hacking" by E. Gabriella Coleman subtly echoes the theme of digital culture's influence on human connections, though it inexplicably veers away from analyzing its potential imprint on webcomics about romance.
Branching into fictional realms with a whimsical ambiance, "Ready Player One" by Ernest Cline spins a tale of virtual reality and gaming culture, harboring hidden resonances with the quest-like nature of our investigation. Meanwhile, Douglas Adams’ "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" delivers a cosmic narrative, playfully mirrored by the cosmic dance between academia and webcomics in our research.
Sneaking into the territory of online phenomena, the meme "I Can Has Cheezburger?" bears a comical semblance to the themes explored in XKCD, albeit with a feline twist. Simultaneously, the "This is Fine" dog meme captures the essence of navigating through unexpected correlations in scholarly pursuits, perfectly encapsulating the juxtaposition of chaos and nonchalance in our quest for scholarly whimsy.
The convergence of these seemingly disparate elements illuminates a rich tapestry of connections, inviting further exploration into the intersection of academia, comics, and cultural dynamics, which lies at the heart of our current investigation.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data revealed a noteworthy correlation between the number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico and the abundance of XKCD comics focused on romance. The correlation coefficient, calculated to be 0.8266996, indicates a strong positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. This result was further supported by an r-squared value of 0.6834322, signifying that approximately 68.34% of the variance in the frequency of romance-themed XKCD comics can be explained by the number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico.
Notably, the significance level (p < 0.01) underscores the robustness of the observed correlation, providing compelling evidence that warrants further investigation into the curious connection between these domains. Fig. 1 depicts a scatterplot illustrating the striking alignment between the variables, showcasing the compelling nature of this relationship.
While the statistical rigor of our findings cannot be understated, it is important to recognize the inherent humor and serendipity embedded within this discovery. It appears that even in the realm of academia, unexpected connections can emerge, much like finding a hidden Easter egg in a complex computer program.
The implications of these results extend far beyond the confines of traditional research and academia, and are likely to incite spirited discussions that venture beyond the binary realms of data and delve into the entertaining and whimsical world of comic musings. The intersection between the practical domain of education and the comedic expressions of XKCD prompts contemplation of the ways in which the digital age has woven unlikely threads together, much like a cleverly crafted plot twist in a graphic novel.
In conclusion, our study presents compelling evidence of a statistically significant correlation between the number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico and the prevalence of romance-themed XKCD comics, inviting further exploration into the intricate tapestry of influences that shape contemporary cultural phenomena.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

The robustness of the correlation observed in our study provides strong support for the curious interplay between the presence of college computer science teachers in New Mexico and the publication frequency of romance-themed XKCD comics. This finding aligns with the prior works of Smith et al. (2015) and Doe (2017), who hinted at the potential influence of educational staff on regional cultural production without quite realizing they were on the cusp of uncovering the unexpected synergy between academia and web-based comic musings. The idiosyncrasies of Jones (2019) in skirting the representation of romantic themes in webcomics only seem to add a deeper layer of intrigue to the connection we have unearthed.

Moreover, the serendipitous resonances identified in our results bring to mind the whimsical ambiance of Douglas Adams’ "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". As Adams playfully intertwined cosmic narratives, our findings weave a cosmic dance between academia and webcomics, revealing unexpected correlations in scholarly pursuits that would fit right into the pages of a science fiction rom-com.

The statistical significance (p < 0.01) of our observed correlation underscores the robustness of our findings, but it also beckons the recognition of the delightfully unexpected nature of our discovery. It is as if we stumbled upon a hidden Easter egg in a complex computer program, teasing us with a mix of amusement and intellectual satisfaction. This study serves as a reminder that even in the sometimes austere realm of academia, there are hidden layers of whimsy waiting to be unveiled, not unlike the surprise twist in a graphic novel.

Our findings open the door to a diverse array of discussions, venturing beyond the constraints of data and embracing the entertaining and whimsical world of comic musings. The unexpected merging of the practical domain of education with the light-hearted expressions of XKCD prompts contemplation of the ways in which the digital age has woven unlikely threads together, akin to a cleverly crafted plot twist in a graphic novel. It is as though we have stumbled upon the fabled "I Can Has Cheezburger?" of scholarly research, simultaneously comical and profound in its revelations.

The delightful and incongruous connections our study has unearthed stand as a testament to the rich tapestry of influences that weave through our contemporary cultural phenomena, inviting continued exploration into the unexpected and entertaining intersections of academia, comics, and cultural dynamics.


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Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico and xkcd comics published about romance. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

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[[TITLE]]
"Compiling Connections: An Examination of the Correlation Between College Computer Science Teachers in New Mexico and Romance-themed XKCD Comics"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the intriguing relationship between the number of college computer science teachers in the state of New Mexico and the publication of XKCD comics with a focus on romance from 2007 to 2022. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and employing advanced AI analysis of the popular webcomic XKCD, our research team identified a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8266996 with p < 0.01. Our findings provide compelling evidence that suggests a curious alignment between the presence of computer science educators and the comical musings of XKCD regarding matters of the heart. The implications of these results are sure to spark lively discussions among researchers, educators, and comic enthusiasts alike.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the world of academic research, it is not uncommon to stumble upon and investigate unusual correlations that might seem, at first glance, as unlikely as finding a USB drive in a box of abandoned floppy disks. Yet, as scholars, it is our duty to explore the uncharted territories of knowledge, even if it means traversing the wild and wacky terrain of seemingly unrelated phenomena.
In this vein, our research delves into the peculiar intersection of college computer science teachers in the Land of Enchantment, also known as New Mexico, and the whimsical world of XKCD comics, specifically those touching upon matters of the heart. Much like the digital avatars navigating the labyrinth of code, we embarked on a quest to unravel any potential connections between these distinct realms, armed with statistical compasses and data-scouring algorithms.
At first blush, the concept of linking computer science educators with online comics about romance might prompt a raised eyebrow or a skeptical Snort[1]. However, beneath the surface, it unveils a riveting adventure, teeming with possibilities and surprises - not unlike stumbling upon a secret level in a classic video game.
As the digital era continues to unfold, manifesting new modes of communication and sparking peculiar cultural reverberations, it becomes increasingly evident that phenomena previously deemed unrelated may, in fact, be entangled in a web of unseen influences. In this light, we present our findings, aiming to shed light on the enigmatic correlation between the pedagogical landscape of computer science instruction in the state of New Mexico and the lighthearted scribblings of XKCD regarding matters of the heart.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data revealed a noteworthy correlation between the number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico and the abundance of XKCD comics focused on romance. The correlation coefficient, calculated to be 0.8266996, indicates a strong positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. This result was further supported by an r-squared value of 0.6834322, signifying that approximately 68.34% of the variance in the frequency of romance-themed XKCD comics can be explained by the number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico.
Notably, the significance level (p < 0.01) underscores the robustness of the observed correlation, providing compelling evidence that warrants further investigation into the curious connection between these domains. Fig. 1 depicts a scatterplot illustrating the striking alignment between the variables, showcasing the compelling nature of this relationship.
While the statistical rigor of our findings cannot be understated, it is important to recognize the inherent humor and serendipity embedded within this discovery. It appears that even in the realm of academia, unexpected connections can emerge, much like finding a hidden Easter egg in a complex computer program.
The implications of these results extend far beyond the confines of traditional research and academia, and are likely to incite spirited discussions that venture beyond the binary realms of data and delve into the entertaining and whimsical world of comic musings. The intersection between the practical domain of education and the comedic expressions of XKCD prompts contemplation of the ways in which the digital age has woven unlikely threads together, much like a cleverly crafted plot twist in a graphic novel.
In conclusion, our study presents compelling evidence of a statistically significant correlation between the number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico and the prevalence of romance-themed XKCD comics, inviting further exploration into the intricate tapestry of influences that shape contemporary cultural phenomena.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



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[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has unearthed a remarkable correlation between the pedagogical landscape of computer science in New Mexico and the lighthearted musings of romance-themed XKCD comics. The robust statistical evidence presented in this study, akin to a well-crafted punchline, underscores the unexpected interplay between these seemingly unrelated domains. It seems that even in the realm of academia, the universe enjoys a good joke, weaving unexpected narratives like a skilled improv comedian.

While the implications of this study might sound as unlikely as encountering a "404 Not Found" in the midst of an engaging webcomic saga, our findings urge further exploration into the unconventional intersections that define our digital era. It is as though the whimsical saga of academia and comic relief has converged in a delightful crescendo, prompting contemplation of the interconnectedness of seemingly incongruous phenomena. However, with the undeniable evidence unveiled by our study, it seems that this particular comedic chapter can be considered closed. There are no more sequels or spin-offs required in this area of research – the punchline has been delivered, and it is one that is sure to leave the audience chuckling for some time to come.


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The Journal of Applied Comedic Computing


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The Society for Interdisciplinary Research on Relationship Dynamics and Humor in Technology Education (SIRRDHTE)


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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Compiling Connections: An Examination of the Correlation Between College Computer Science Teachers in New Mexico and Romance-themed XKCD Comics with an abstract of This study investigates the intriguing relationship between the number of college computer science teachers in the state of New Mexico and the publication of XKCD comics with a focus on romance from 2007 to 2022. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and employing advanced AI analysis of the popular webcomic XKCD, our research team identified a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8266996 with p < 0.01. Our findings provide compelling evidence that suggests a curious alignment between the presence of computer science educators and the comical musings of XKCD regarding matters of the heart. The implications of these results are sure to spark lively discussions among researchers, educators, and comic enthusiasts alike.

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college computer science teachers, New Mexico, XKCD comics, romance, correlation, Bureau of Labor Statistics, AI analysis, webcomic, correlation coefficient, statistical significance, educators, comic enthusiasts, research, implications

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Data details

The number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of computer science teachers, postsecondary in New Mexico
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico

xkcd comics published about romance
Detailed data title: The number of xkcd comics published each year about romance
Source: AI analysis of xkcd comics
Additional Info: I designed a Python workflow to perform OCR on every xkcd comic, feed that text into a large language model, and ask the model whether this comic was about the category named in the title.

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Correlation r = 0.8266996 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6834322 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 68.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., xkcd comics published about romance) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico) over the 16 years from 2007 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 7.9E-5. 0.0000785571295826528900000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.83 in 0.0079% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 12,730 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 15 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 15 because we have two variables measured over a period of 16 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.56, 0.94 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
The number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico (Laborers)6205705904301209090250260270130110110130150150
xkcd comics published about romance (xkcd comics)3835212811183432311563




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([620,570,590,430,120,90,90,250,260,270,130,110,110,130,150,150,])
array_2 = np.array([38,35,21,28,11,18,3,4,3,2,3,1,1,5,6,3,])
array_1_name = "The number of college computer science teachers in New Mexico"
array_2_name = "xkcd comics published about romance"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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