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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is UFO sightings in Alaska and the second variable is Patents granted in the US.  The chart goes from 1975 to 2020, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The UFOs were actually advanced technology created by a secret group of inventors in Alaska. Every time the UFOs made an appearance, it inspired the inventors to come up with new groundbreaking ideas, leading to a surge in patent applications and approvals. It turns out, the truth was out there, and it was also surprisingly innovative!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of an otherworldly UFO hovering in the night sky above a tranquil Alaskan landscape. The mesmerizing northern lights illuminate the scene as a group of jubilant scientists and inventors celebrate under the colorful display. They proudly hold up a patent certificate granted in the United States, symbolizing their groundbreaking invention. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: UFO sightings in Alaska and Patents granted in the US. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cutsy art illustration A Discovery magazine cover image Scalar art A Discovery magazine cover image An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars'
ChatGPT: A Discovery magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both UFO sightings in Alaska and Patents granted in the US together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a picturesque Alaskan landscape, amidst the stunning northern lights, a UFO hovers mysteriously in the sky. Below, a group of scientists and inventors celebrate as they hold up a patent certificate granted in the United States for a groundbreaking invention.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A Discovery magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In a picturesque Alaskan landscape, amidst the stunning northern lights, a UFO hovers mysteriously in the sky. Below, a group of scientists and inventors celebrate as they hold up a patent certificate granted in the United States for a groundbreaking invention. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of an otherworldly UFO hovering in the night sky above a tranquil Alaskan landscape. The mesmerizing northern lights illuminate the scene as a group of jubilant scientists and inventors celebrate under the colorful display. They proudly hold up a patent certificate granted in the United States, symbolizing their groundbreaking invention.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in UFO sightings in Alaska caused Patents granted in the US to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Out of this World Inventions: The UFO-niversal Language of Patents

The Extraterrestrial Engineering Review

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and Patents granted in the US. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from National UFO Reporting Center and USPTO to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8396697 and p < 0.01 for 1975 to 2020.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Out of this World Inventions: The UFO-niversal Language of Patents"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a galactic exploration into the perplexing relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and granted patents in the United States. Leveraging data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office, we set out to boldly go where no research has gone before in search of evidence for a potential connection. Our analysis reveals a correlation coefficient of 0.8396697 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1975 to 2020. In other words, our findings suggest a strong statistical association between the frequency of UFO sightings in the Last Frontier and the number of patents granted across the nation.

Furthermore, our investigation uncovers intriguing patterns, debunking the stereotype that only intelligent life forms from outer space possess innovative technology. It appears that terrestrial inventors may have been inspired by extraterrestrial phenomena, leading to an uptick in patent activity. This surprising revelation adds a whole new dimension to the notion of "alien technology," and shines a spotlight on the otherworldly impact of UFOs on human creativity.

In conclusion, our study signals that there may well be more than meets the eye when it comes to the relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the US. While the exact mechanism remains as enigmatic as a UFO in the night sky, our findings demonstrate that this cosmic correlation is not just a flight of fancy. In the words of our extraterrestrial friends, "We come in peace... and with a few invention ideas!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and Patents granted in the US. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Out of this World Inventions: The UFO-niversal Language of Patents"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a galactic exploration into the perplexing relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and granted patents in the United States. Leveraging data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office, we set out to boldly go where no research has gone before in search of evidence for a potential connection. Our analysis reveals a correlation coefficient of 0.8396697 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1975 to 2020. In other words, our findings suggest a strong statistical association between the frequency of UFO sightings in the Last Frontier and the number of patents granted across the nation.

Furthermore, our investigation uncovers intriguing patterns, debunking the stereotype that only intelligent life forms from outer space possess innovative technology. It appears that terrestrial inventors may have been inspired by extraterrestrial phenomena, leading to an uptick in patent activity. This surprising revelation adds a whole new dimension to the notion of "alien technology," and shines a spotlight on the otherworldly impact of UFOs on human creativity.

In conclusion, our study signals that there may well be more than meets the eye when it comes to the relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the US. While the exact mechanism remains as enigmatic as a UFO in the night sky, our findings demonstrate that this cosmic correlation is not just a flight of fancy. In the words of our extraterrestrial friends, "We come in peace... and with a few invention ideas!"

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

While the mere mention of UFO sightings may prompt eye rolls and skepticism from some, our research boldly ventures into uncharted territory to probe the cosmic connections between these sightings in Alaska and the fascinating world of patents. It's a study that's truly "out of this world," and we promise it's not just a "close encounters of the statistical kind"!

As we delve into this celestial endeavor, we aim to shed light on the somewhat nebulous relationship between extraterrestrial events and human innovation. It's a fusion of otherworldly intrigue and down-to-earth inventiveness. After all, who knew that little green beings from outer space might have had a hand in inspiring some of our most ground-breaking inventions? We're not talking about "alien technology," but rather the "unearthly" influence of UFOs on our collective creativity.

Now, before you think we're taking you for a ride on the mothership of pseudoscience, let's bring the science back down to Earth. Our findings are, dare we say, statistically significant, with a correlation coefficient that's stronger than the gravitational pull of a black hole. This isn't just a fluke, folks - the numbers tell a compelling story of a cosmic dance between UFO sightings and patents granted in the US.

It's enough to make even the staunchest skeptic pause and ponder: could there really be a link between the enigmatic sightings in the Alaskan skies and the surge of innovative ideas making their way into patents? It's a quandary that's both puzzling and captivating, like a riddle from a distant galaxy that's begging to be solved. And if we can crack this cosmic code, who knows what new frontier of knowledge and insight we might unveil? It's a mystery that's as intriguing as the question of whether aliens prefer Earl Grey or Oolong tea.

So, buckle up, dear readers, as we embark on a journey that straddles the realms of science, innovation, and the unexplained. Whether you're a believer in the extraterrestrial or a skeptic through and through, our findings are sure to spark your curiosity and perhaps even leave you with a newfound appreciation for the "unearthly" influences that shape our world of inventions. After all, as the saying goes, "the truth is out there," and it just might be closer to home than we ever imagined!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and Patents granted in the US. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Out of this World Inventions: The UFO-niversal Language of Patents"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a galactic exploration into the perplexing relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and granted patents in the United States. Leveraging data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office, we set out to boldly go where no research has gone before in search of evidence for a potential connection. Our analysis reveals a correlation coefficient of 0.8396697 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1975 to 2020. In other words, our findings suggest a strong statistical association between the frequency of UFO sightings in the Last Frontier and the number of patents granted across the nation.

Furthermore, our investigation uncovers intriguing patterns, debunking the stereotype that only intelligent life forms from outer space possess innovative technology. It appears that terrestrial inventors may have been inspired by extraterrestrial phenomena, leading to an uptick in patent activity. This surprising revelation adds a whole new dimension to the notion of "alien technology," and shines a spotlight on the otherworldly impact of UFOs on human creativity.

In conclusion, our study signals that there may well be more than meets the eye when it comes to the relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the US. While the exact mechanism remains as enigmatic as a UFO in the night sky, our findings demonstrate that this cosmic correlation is not just a flight of fancy. In the words of our extraterrestrial friends, "We come in peace... and with a few invention ideas!"

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
While the mere mention of UFO sightings may prompt eye rolls and skepticism from some, our research boldly ventures into uncharted territory to probe the cosmic connections between these sightings in Alaska and the fascinating world of patents. It's a study that's truly "out of this world," and we promise it's not just a "close encounters of the statistical kind"!
As we delve into this celestial endeavor, we aim to shed light on the somewhat nebulous relationship between extraterrestrial events and human innovation. It's a fusion of otherworldly intrigue and down-to-earth inventiveness. After all, who knew that little green beings from outer space might have had a hand in inspiring some of our most ground-breaking inventions? We're not talking about "alien technology," but rather the "unearthly" influence of UFOs on our collective creativity.
Now, before you think we're taking you for a ride on the mothership of pseudoscience, let's bring the science back down to Earth. Our findings are, dare we say, statistically significant, with a correlation coefficient that's stronger than the gravitational pull of a black hole. This isn't just a fluke, folks - the numbers tell a compelling story of a cosmic dance between UFO sightings and patents granted in the US.
It's enough to make even the staunchest skeptic pause and ponder: could there really be a link between the enigmatic sightings in the Alaskan skies and the surge of innovative ideas making their way into patents? It's a quandary that's both puzzling and captivating, like a riddle from a distant galaxy that's begging to be solved. And if we can crack this cosmic code, who knows what new frontier of knowledge and insight we might unveil? It's a mystery that's as intriguing as the question of whether aliens prefer Earl Grey or Oolong tea.
So, buckle up, dear readers, as we embark on a journey that straddles the realms of science, innovation, and the unexplained. Whether you're a believer in the extraterrestrial or a skeptic through and through, our findings are sure to spark your curiosity and perhaps even leave you with a newfound appreciation for the "unearthly" influences that shape our world of inventions. After all, as the saying goes, "the truth is out there," and it just might be closer to home than we ever imagined!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

As we venture into the intersection of UFO sightings and patents, we begin by examining the work of Smith and Doe, who laid the groundwork for the study of unorthodox influences on innovative behavior. In "Extraterrestrial Innovations: Myths, Realities, and Patent Trends," the authors find a surprising uptick in patent applications related to technologies purportedly inspired by encounters with unidentified flying objects. This groundbreaking work sets the stage for our exploration into the celestial inspirations behind earthly inventions.

However, as we traverse the academic landscape, it becomes apparent that the literature on this niche topic is as scarce as UFO sightings in a sandstorm. Nevertheless, we draw upon the teachings of Jones in "Cosmic Creativity: Unraveling the Enigma of Alien Technologies" to uncover the underlying mechanisms linking extraterrestrial phenomena and human patent activity. Jones' work underscores the need for a more comprehensive investigation into the influence of UFO sightings on the inventive prowess of our species.

Now, turning to the world of non-fiction literature, books such as "UFOs and Innovation: A Close Encounter with Patents" and "The Patent Files of Area 51" offer tantalizing insights into the potential cosmic connections to human creativity. These works serve as a launchpad for our foray into the cosmic depths of technology and otherworldly stimuli.

But wait, here's where it gets "spaced-out": drawing inspiration from the realm of fiction, we find works such as "The Martian Inventor's Guide to Patenting Technologies" and "Starship Technologies: Beyond Earth or Beyond Imagination?" A whimsical twist, perhaps, but these titles serve as a playful nod to the speculative nature of our investigation, as we ponder the intergalactic influence on our earthly innovation.

And of course, we can't overlook the influence of popular board games such as "Cosmic Encounters of the Patent Kind" and "UFO-opoly: Monopolizing Extraterrestrial Ideas." While these may sound like the products of an overactive imagination, they speak to the broader cultural fascination with the intersection of UFO phenomena and human invention. After all, who wouldn't want to navigate the complexities of patent acquisition in a game that involves interstellar entities and mind-bending technologies?

In conclusion, while the link between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the US may seem as distant as a planet in another galaxy, our multidisciplinary exploration reveals an undeniable undercurrent of intrigue and possibility. With a wink to the unknown and a nod to the unconventional, we approach this cosmic correlation with a blend of scholarly rigor and interstellar humor, adding a touch of levity to the enigmatic dance of UFOs and earthly inventions. For as we unravel the mysteries of innovation, we might just find that the truth is not only out there but "patent"-ibly closer than we think.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and Patents granted in the US. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and USPTO . You used data from 1975 to 2020

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Out of this World Inventions: The UFO-niversal Language of Patents"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a galactic exploration into the perplexing relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and granted patents in the United States. Leveraging data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office, we set out to boldly go where no research has gone before in search of evidence for a potential connection. Our analysis reveals a correlation coefficient of 0.8396697 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1975 to 2020. In other words, our findings suggest a strong statistical association between the frequency of UFO sightings in the Last Frontier and the number of patents granted across the nation.

Furthermore, our investigation uncovers intriguing patterns, debunking the stereotype that only intelligent life forms from outer space possess innovative technology. It appears that terrestrial inventors may have been inspired by extraterrestrial phenomena, leading to an uptick in patent activity. This surprising revelation adds a whole new dimension to the notion of "alien technology," and shines a spotlight on the otherworldly impact of UFOs on human creativity.

In conclusion, our study signals that there may well be more than meets the eye when it comes to the relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the US. While the exact mechanism remains as enigmatic as a UFO in the night sky, our findings demonstrate that this cosmic correlation is not just a flight of fancy. In the words of our extraterrestrial friends, "We come in peace... and with a few invention ideas!"

[[INTRODUCTION]]
While the mere mention of UFO sightings may prompt eye rolls and skepticism from some, our research boldly ventures into uncharted territory to probe the cosmic connections between these sightings in Alaska and the fascinating world of patents. It's a study that's truly "out of this world," and we promise it's not just a "close encounters of the statistical kind"!
As we delve into this celestial endeavor, we aim to shed light on the somewhat nebulous relationship between extraterrestrial events and human innovation. It's a fusion of otherworldly intrigue and down-to-earth inventiveness. After all, who knew that little green beings from outer space might have had a hand in inspiring some of our most ground-breaking inventions? We're not talking about "alien technology," but rather the "unearthly" influence of UFOs on our collective creativity.
Now, before you think we're taking you for a ride on the mothership of pseudoscience, let's bring the science back down to Earth. Our findings are, dare we say, statistically significant, with a correlation coefficient that's stronger than the gravitational pull of a black hole. This isn't just a fluke, folks - the numbers tell a compelling story of a cosmic dance between UFO sightings and patents granted in the US.
It's enough to make even the staunchest skeptic pause and ponder: could there really be a link between the enigmatic sightings in the Alaskan skies and the surge of innovative ideas making their way into patents? It's a quandary that's both puzzling and captivating, like a riddle from a distant galaxy that's begging to be solved. And if we can crack this cosmic code, who knows what new frontier of knowledge and insight we might unveil? It's a mystery that's as intriguing as the question of whether aliens prefer Earl Grey or Oolong tea.
So, buckle up, dear readers, as we embark on a journey that straddles the realms of science, innovation, and the unexplained. Whether you're a believer in the extraterrestrial or a skeptic through and through, our findings are sure to spark your curiosity and perhaps even leave you with a newfound appreciation for the "unearthly" influences that shape our world of inventions. After all, as the saying goes, "the truth is out there," and it just might be closer to home than we ever imagined!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To uncover the celestial connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the United States, our research team embarked on a data-driven odyssey utilizing information from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office. We selected a time frame from 1975 to 2020 to capture the ebb and flow of both phenomena. It was a task that required both stellar perseverance and a penchant for extraterrestrial puns, but we were "ETremely" dedicated to the cause.

Our data gathering process began by combing through the reports of UFO sightings in Alaska, with a keen eye for patterns, frequencies, and any potential interstellar shenanigans. We meticulously documented the dates, times, and locations of each reported sighting, ensuring that no extraterrestrial event went unaccounted for. It was not "rocket science" but rather a meticulous endeavor that left little room for error - after all, we didn't want to make any "intergalactic miscalculations"!

Next, our team homed in on the patents granted in the US during the same time period, scouring through an astronomical number of records for signs of innovation that may have been influenced by cosmic inspiration. It was like sifting through a "space junkyard" in search of hidden treasures, and we approached the task with the same enthusiasm as a group of astronomers trying to find a new comet. We sorted through patents related to a myriad of fields, from propulsion systems to communication devices, with the tenacity of a search party trying to locate a lost spaceship. Each patent brought us closer to unraveling the cosmic puzzle, and we were determined to "probe" into the depths of this enigmatic relationship.

With our datasets in hand, we employed sophisticated statistical methods, including correlation analysis and regression modeling, to scrutinize the potential link between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the US. We delved into the statistical "black hole" to find evidence of a strong association, all the while keeping our feet firmly planted on solid ground (or at least trying to, considering we were delving into the celestial realm).

Our analysis involved controlling for various terrestrial factors that could influence patent activity, such as technological advancements, economic trends, and public interest in space exploration. We sought to ensure that any observed connection between UFO sightings and patents was not merely a statistical "close encounter" arising from spurious correlations. Like astronauts navigating through a turbulent cosmic storm, we navigated through the statistical "space debris" to arrive at robust and reliable findings.

In addition, we employed spatial analysis techniques to map the geographic distribution of both UFO sightings in Alaska and the locations of inventors behind the granted patents. It was akin to creating a cosmic cartography of innovation, charting the celestial paths that may have intersected with earthly creativity.

Furthermore, to account for potential confounding variables, we conducted sensitivity analyses and robustness checks, ensuring that our results withstood the gravitational pull of alternative explanations. We were determined to leave no stone unturned or meteor unexamined in our quest for scientific rigor. We were statistically thorough, delving into the mysteries of the universe with a determination that bordered on the "astro-nomical."

Despite the myriad challenges, our methodology was as rigorous as a rocket launch, aiming to propel our research to new heights and unveil the cosmic secrets that may be shaping our world of patents. It was a journey that epitomized the essence of exploration - a fusion of scientific inquiry and intergalactic curiosity that led us, with statistical certainty, on a voyage to the outer reaches of empirical discovery.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and Patents granted in the US. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and USPTO .

For the time period 1975 to 2020, you found a correlation 0.8396697, r-squared of 0.7050451, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Out of this World Inventions: The UFO-niversal Language of Patents"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a galactic exploration into the perplexing relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and granted patents in the United States. Leveraging data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office, we set out to boldly go where no research has gone before in search of evidence for a potential connection. Our analysis reveals a correlation coefficient of 0.8396697 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1975 to 2020. In other words, our findings suggest a strong statistical association between the frequency of UFO sightings in the Last Frontier and the number of patents granted across the nation.

Furthermore, our investigation uncovers intriguing patterns, debunking the stereotype that only intelligent life forms from outer space possess innovative technology. It appears that terrestrial inventors may have been inspired by extraterrestrial phenomena, leading to an uptick in patent activity. This surprising revelation adds a whole new dimension to the notion of "alien technology," and shines a spotlight on the otherworldly impact of UFOs on human creativity.

In conclusion, our study signals that there may well be more than meets the eye when it comes to the relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the US. While the exact mechanism remains as enigmatic as a UFO in the night sky, our findings demonstrate that this cosmic correlation is not just a flight of fancy. In the words of our extraterrestrial friends, "We come in peace... and with a few invention ideas!"

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
While the mere mention of UFO sightings may prompt eye rolls and skepticism from some, our research boldly ventures into uncharted territory to probe the cosmic connections between these sightings in Alaska and the fascinating world of patents. It's a study that's truly "out of this world," and we promise it's not just a "close encounters of the statistical kind"!
As we delve into this celestial endeavor, we aim to shed light on the somewhat nebulous relationship between extraterrestrial events and human innovation. It's a fusion of otherworldly intrigue and down-to-earth inventiveness. After all, who knew that little green beings from outer space might have had a hand in inspiring some of our most ground-breaking inventions? We're not talking about "alien technology," but rather the "unearthly" influence of UFOs on our collective creativity.
Now, before you think we're taking you for a ride on the mothership of pseudoscience, let's bring the science back down to Earth. Our findings are, dare we say, statistically significant, with a correlation coefficient that's stronger than the gravitational pull of a black hole. This isn't just a fluke, folks - the numbers tell a compelling story of a cosmic dance between UFO sightings and patents granted in the US.
It's enough to make even the staunchest skeptic pause and ponder: could there really be a link between the enigmatic sightings in the Alaskan skies and the surge of innovative ideas making their way into patents? It's a quandary that's both puzzling and captivating, like a riddle from a distant galaxy that's begging to be solved. And if we can crack this cosmic code, who knows what new frontier of knowledge and insight we might unveil? It's a mystery that's as intriguing as the question of whether aliens prefer Earl Grey or Oolong tea.
So, buckle up, dear readers, as we embark on a journey that straddles the realms of science, innovation, and the unexplained. Whether you're a believer in the extraterrestrial or a skeptic through and through, our findings are sure to spark your curiosity and perhaps even leave you with a newfound appreciation for the "unearthly" influences that shape our world of inventions. After all, as the saying goes, "the truth is out there," and it just might be closer to home than we ever imagined!

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the United States for the period 1975 to 2020 revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8396697. This significant value suggests a strong positive association between the frequency of UFO sightings in the Last Frontier and the number of patents granted across the nation. This celestial connection is not just a mere coincidence; it's statistically grounded, making it as convincing as a UFO sighting caught on camera.

The r-squared value of 0.7050451 indicates that approximately 70.5% of the variability in the number of patents granted can be explained by the variability in UFO sightings in Alaska. This finding highlights the considerable influence of otherworldly phenomena on our earthly endeavors, prompting us to ponder whether the spark of extraterrestrial inspiration might have contributed to some of our most ingenious inventions. As they say, truth is stranger than science fiction, but here it seems to be a fusion of both!

Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis that there is no relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the US. This suggests that the observed correlation is unlikely to have occurred by random chance, affirming the cosmic significance of our findings. It's as if our statistical analysis has unveiled the not-so-hidden hand of cosmic forces guiding the trajectory of human innovation.

To visually capture the essence of this cosmic correlation, we present Figure 1, a scatterplot illustrating the strong positive relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the United States. This figure serves as a testament to the cosmic dance between the two variables, reminding us that scientific discoveries can emerge from the most unexpected places, much like an alien spacecraft making a surprise appearance in the night sky.

In summary, our findings convey an intriguing narrative of a cosmic connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the US. It seems that the allure of the unknown and the mysteries of the universe may have ignited the flames of inventive genius in the minds of earthly innovators. Our research not only sheds light on this enigmatic relationship but also invites us to ponder the interstellar influences that may have shaped the trajectory of human creativity. As we conclude, it's clear that the impact of UFO sightings on patented inventions is not just a fluke – it's a statistically grounded phenomenon that sparks wonder and curiosity in equal measure. Who knew that the secrets of the universe might also hold the key to unlocking our most ingenious ideas?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and Patents granted in the US. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Out of this World Inventions: The UFO-niversal Language of Patents"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a galactic exploration into the perplexing relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and granted patents in the United States. Leveraging data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office, we set out to boldly go where no research has gone before in search of evidence for a potential connection. Our analysis reveals a correlation coefficient of 0.8396697 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1975 to 2020. In other words, our findings suggest a strong statistical association between the frequency of UFO sightings in the Last Frontier and the number of patents granted across the nation.

Furthermore, our investigation uncovers intriguing patterns, debunking the stereotype that only intelligent life forms from outer space possess innovative technology. It appears that terrestrial inventors may have been inspired by extraterrestrial phenomena, leading to an uptick in patent activity. This surprising revelation adds a whole new dimension to the notion of "alien technology," and shines a spotlight on the otherworldly impact of UFOs on human creativity.

In conclusion, our study signals that there may well be more than meets the eye when it comes to the relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the US. While the exact mechanism remains as enigmatic as a UFO in the night sky, our findings demonstrate that this cosmic correlation is not just a flight of fancy. In the words of our extraterrestrial friends, "We come in peace... and with a few invention ideas!"

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
As we venture into the intersection of UFO sightings and patents, we begin by examining the work of Smith and Doe, who laid the groundwork for the study of unorthodox influences on innovative behavior. In "Extraterrestrial Innovations: Myths, Realities, and Patent Trends," the authors find a surprising uptick in patent applications related to technologies purportedly inspired by encounters with unidentified flying objects. This groundbreaking work sets the stage for our exploration into the celestial inspirations behind earthly inventions.
However, as we traverse the academic landscape, it becomes apparent that the literature on this niche topic is as scarce as UFO sightings in a sandstorm. Nevertheless, we draw upon the teachings of Jones in "Cosmic Creativity: Unraveling the Enigma of Alien Technologies" to uncover the underlying mechanisms linking extraterrestrial phenomena and human patent activity. Jones' work underscores the need for a more comprehensive investigation into the influence of UFO sightings on the inventive prowess of our species.
Now, turning to the world of non-fiction literature, books such as "UFOs and Innovation: A Close Encounter with Patents" and "The Patent Files of Area 51" offer tantalizing insights into the potential cosmic connections to human creativity. These works serve as a launchpad for our foray into the cosmic depths of technology and otherworldly stimuli.
But wait, here's where it gets "spaced-out": drawing inspiration from the realm of fiction, we find works such as "The Martian Inventor's Guide to Patenting Technologies" and "Starship Technologies: Beyond Earth or Beyond Imagination?" A whimsical twist, perhaps, but these titles serve as a playful nod to the speculative nature of our investigation, as we ponder the intergalactic influence on our earthly innovation.
And of course, we can't overlook the influence of popular board games such as "Cosmic Encounters of the Patent Kind" and "UFO-opoly: Monopolizing Extraterrestrial Ideas." While these may sound like the products of an overactive imagination, they speak to the broader cultural fascination with the intersection of UFO phenomena and human invention. After all, who wouldn't want to navigate the complexities of patent acquisition in a game that involves interstellar entities and mind-bending technologies?
In conclusion, while the link between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the US may seem as distant as a planet in another galaxy, our multidisciplinary exploration reveals an undeniable undercurrent of intrigue and possibility. With a wink to the unknown and a nod to the unconventional, we approach this cosmic correlation with a blend of scholarly rigor and interstellar humor, adding a touch of levity to the enigmatic dance of UFOs and earthly inventions. For as we unravel the mysteries of innovation, we might just find that the truth is not only out there but "patent"-ibly closer than we think.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the United States for the period 1975 to 2020 revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8396697. This significant value suggests a strong positive association between the frequency of UFO sightings in the Last Frontier and the number of patents granted across the nation. This celestial connection is not just a mere coincidence; it's statistically grounded, making it as convincing as a UFO sighting caught on camera.
The r-squared value of 0.7050451 indicates that approximately 70.5% of the variability in the number of patents granted can be explained by the variability in UFO sightings in Alaska. This finding highlights the considerable influence of otherworldly phenomena on our earthly endeavors, prompting us to ponder whether the spark of extraterrestrial inspiration might have contributed to some of our most ingenious inventions. As they say, truth is stranger than science fiction, but here it seems to be a fusion of both!
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis that there is no relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the US. This suggests that the observed correlation is unlikely to have occurred by random chance, affirming the cosmic significance of our findings. It's as if our statistical analysis has unveiled the not-so-hidden hand of cosmic forces guiding the trajectory of human innovation.
To visually capture the essence of this cosmic correlation, we present Figure 1, a scatterplot illustrating the strong positive relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the United States. This figure serves as a testament to the cosmic dance between the two variables, reminding us that scientific discoveries can emerge from the most unexpected places, much like an alien spacecraft making a surprise appearance in the night sky.
In summary, our findings convey an intriguing narrative of a cosmic connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the US. It seems that the allure of the unknown and the mysteries of the universe may have ignited the flames of inventive genius in the minds of earthly innovators. Our research not only sheds light on this enigmatic relationship but also invites us to ponder the interstellar influences that may have shaped the trajectory of human creativity. As we conclude, it's clear that the impact of UFO sightings on patented inventions is not just a fluke – it's a statistically grounded phenomenon that sparks wonder and curiosity in equal measure. Who knew that the secrets of the universe might also hold the key to unlocking our most ingenious ideas?

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our findings robustly affirm the empirical conundrum at the confluence of UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the US. The statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8396697 offers compelling evidence for a connection that is not merely a result of happenstance, but rather a striking cosmic relationship worthy of serious scrutiny. It appears that the celestial ballet of UFOs in Alaska has waltzed its way into the realm of human ingenuity, leaving an indelible mark on innovative pursuits. As we unpack the implications of this unearthly association, it becomes apparent that the cosmos may have surreptitiously whispered inspiration into the ears of terrestrial inventors, fueling their inventive endeavors with a dash of intergalactic flair. It brings to mind the joke: Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny!

Our results bolster the pioneering work of Smith and Doe, who first unveiled the tantalizing prospect of extraterrestrial influences on human innovation. Indeed, these findings not only echo but also amplify the gravitational pull of the cosmos on the creative energy of our species. It's as if the universe, with all its celestial mysteries, has surreptitiously woven its cosmic threads into the fabric of our inventive pursuits, leading to a tapestry of ingenuity that is as diverse and enigmatic as the cosmos itself.

The substantial r-squared value of 0.7050451 further underscores the cosmic significance of our findings, suggesting that a considerable proportion of the variability in patents granted can be attributed to the ebb and flow of UFO sightings in Alaska. It's almost as if the UFO sightings served as a cosmic catalyst for inventive strides, propelling our species to reach for the stars in pursuit of groundbreaking technologies. One might say, this correlation is truly out of this world!

Moreover, the p-value of less than 0.01 enshrines our findings in the hallowed halls of statistical certainty, casting aside any lingering doubts about the legitimacy of this cosmic association. It's a statistical touchdown, proving that the relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the US transcends mere happenstance and ventures into the realm of a statistically grounded phenomenon. If only statistical significance could help us decode the mysterious language of the universe, we might finally crack open the cosmic code!

As we reflect on the implications of our findings, it is evident that the study of UFO sightings and patents represents an unconventional avenue for probing the enigmatic dance of celestial forces and human ingenuity. Our research does not merely chronicle an intriguing statistical link but also tantalizes the mind with the prospect of unearthly influences quietly shaping the tapestry of human invention. After all, who would have thought that an otherworldly flyby in the Last Frontier could have such far-reaching implications for our earthly innovations? It's as if the universe has sent us a cosmic postcard with a cryptic message: "Greetings from the galaxy – we've been 'patent'-ing technology all along!"

In essence, this study shines a light on the ethereal dance between the known and the unknown, the tangible and the transcendent, the earthly and the extraterrestrial. As we grapple with the implications of this cosmic correlation, one thing remains clear – the enigmatic relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the US is not just a flight of fancy; it's a statistical truth that beckons us to contemplate the cosmic mysteries that may have sparked some of our most profound inventions. And as we navigate this cosmic landscape of innovation, we do so with a touch of interstellar humor and scholarly rigor, for as they say, in the vast expanse of the universe, even the most improbable cosmic coincidences may just be waiting to be discovered!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and Patents granted in the US. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Out of this World Inventions: The UFO-niversal Language of Patents"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a galactic exploration into the perplexing relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and granted patents in the United States. Leveraging data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office, we set out to boldly go where no research has gone before in search of evidence for a potential connection. Our analysis reveals a correlation coefficient of 0.8396697 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1975 to 2020. In other words, our findings suggest a strong statistical association between the frequency of UFO sightings in the Last Frontier and the number of patents granted across the nation.

Furthermore, our investigation uncovers intriguing patterns, debunking the stereotype that only intelligent life forms from outer space possess innovative technology. It appears that terrestrial inventors may have been inspired by extraterrestrial phenomena, leading to an uptick in patent activity. This surprising revelation adds a whole new dimension to the notion of "alien technology," and shines a spotlight on the otherworldly impact of UFOs on human creativity.

In conclusion, our study signals that there may well be more than meets the eye when it comes to the relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the US. While the exact mechanism remains as enigmatic as a UFO in the night sky, our findings demonstrate that this cosmic correlation is not just a flight of fancy. In the words of our extraterrestrial friends, "We come in peace... and with a few invention ideas!"

[[INTRDUCTION]]
While the mere mention of UFO sightings may prompt eye rolls and skepticism from some, our research boldly ventures into uncharted territory to probe the cosmic connections between these sightings in Alaska and the fascinating world of patents. It's a study that's truly "out of this world," and we promise it's not just a "close encounters of the statistical kind"!
As we delve into this celestial endeavor, we aim to shed light on the somewhat nebulous relationship between extraterrestrial events and human innovation. It's a fusion of otherworldly intrigue and down-to-earth inventiveness. After all, who knew that little green beings from outer space might have had a hand in inspiring some of our most ground-breaking inventions? We're not talking about "alien technology," but rather the "unearthly" influence of UFOs on our collective creativity.
Now, before you think we're taking you for a ride on the mothership of pseudoscience, let's bring the science back down to Earth. Our findings are, dare we say, statistically significant, with a correlation coefficient that's stronger than the gravitational pull of a black hole. This isn't just a fluke, folks - the numbers tell a compelling story of a cosmic dance between UFO sightings and patents granted in the US.
It's enough to make even the staunchest skeptic pause and ponder: could there really be a link between the enigmatic sightings in the Alaskan skies and the surge of innovative ideas making their way into patents? It's a quandary that's both puzzling and captivating, like a riddle from a distant galaxy that's begging to be solved. And if we can crack this cosmic code, who knows what new frontier of knowledge and insight we might unveil? It's a mystery that's as intriguing as the question of whether aliens prefer Earl Grey or Oolong tea.
So, buckle up, dear readers, as we embark on a journey that straddles the realms of science, innovation, and the unexplained. Whether you're a believer in the extraterrestrial or a skeptic through and through, our findings are sure to spark your curiosity and perhaps even leave you with a newfound appreciation for the "unearthly" influences that shape our world of inventions. After all, as the saying goes, "the truth is out there," and it just might be closer to home than we ever imagined!

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the United States for the period 1975 to 2020 revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8396697. This significant value suggests a strong positive association between the frequency of UFO sightings in the Last Frontier and the number of patents granted across the nation. This celestial connection is not just a mere coincidence; it's statistically grounded, making it as convincing as a UFO sighting caught on camera.
The r-squared value of 0.7050451 indicates that approximately 70.5% of the variability in the number of patents granted can be explained by the variability in UFO sightings in Alaska. This finding highlights the considerable influence of otherworldly phenomena on our earthly endeavors, prompting us to ponder whether the spark of extraterrestrial inspiration might have contributed to some of our most ingenious inventions. As they say, truth is stranger than science fiction, but here it seems to be a fusion of both!
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis that there is no relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the US. This suggests that the observed correlation is unlikely to have occurred by random chance, affirming the cosmic significance of our findings. It's as if our statistical analysis has unveiled the not-so-hidden hand of cosmic forces guiding the trajectory of human innovation.
To visually capture the essence of this cosmic correlation, we present Figure 1, a scatterplot illustrating the strong positive relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the United States. This figure serves as a testament to the cosmic dance between the two variables, reminding us that scientific discoveries can emerge from the most unexpected places, much like an alien spacecraft making a surprise appearance in the night sky.
In summary, our findings convey an intriguing narrative of a cosmic connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the US. It seems that the allure of the unknown and the mysteries of the universe may have ignited the flames of inventive genius in the minds of earthly innovators. Our research not only sheds light on this enigmatic relationship but also invites us to ponder the interstellar influences that may have shaped the trajectory of human creativity. As we conclude, it's clear that the impact of UFO sightings on patented inventions is not just a fluke – it's a statistically grounded phenomenon that sparks wonder and curiosity in equal measure. Who knew that the secrets of the universe might also hold the key to unlocking our most ingenious ideas?

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study provides compelling evidence for a cosmic correlation between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the US, making it as solid as a meteorite crashing into statistical significance. It's clear that this extraterrestrial influence on our earthly inventions is not just a "flying saucer" of fancy but a statistically grounded phenomenon that deserves further investigation. Our findings suggest that the exchange of "alien technology" may be more than just a sci-fi trope – it might be a statistical reality that's as astonishing as a UFO sighting at a stargazing party.

Our research opens up a whole new dimension to the world of patents, demonstrating that the cosmic mystery of UFO sightings may have sparked innovation in ways we never imagined. It seems that the "X-Files" may hold more than just secrets – they may also contain the blueprints for groundbreaking inventions. This study not only challenges our preconceived notions about extraterrestrial encounters but also invites us to ponder the celestial forces at play in our earthly inventiveness. It's as if the cosmos has been silently whispering invention ideas to us all along, like a cosmic game of charades where the answer is always "alien-inspired patents."

At this point, you might be asking, "do we need more research in this area?" Well, the answer is as clear as a starlit night sky: our findings indicate a strong connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the US, and any further research might just feel like we're beating a dead "space horse." So, let's heed the cosmic signs and close the book on this extraterrestrial chapter of research. After all, as they say, "why did the alien break up with his girlfriend? Because he wanted space!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Out of this World Inventions: The UFO-niversal Language of Patents. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Extraterrestrial Engineering Review


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Out of this World Inventions: The UFO-niversal Language of Patents. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Consortium for Extraterrestrial Technology Advancement


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Out of this World Inventions: The UFO-niversal Language of Patents with an abstract of This paper presents a galactic exploration into the perplexing relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and granted patents in the United States. Leveraging data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office, we set out to boldly go where no research has gone before in search of evidence for a potential connection. Our analysis reveals a correlation coefficient of 0.8396697 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1975 to 2020. In other words, our findings suggest a strong statistical association between the frequency of UFO sightings in the Last Frontier and the number of patents granted across the nation.
Furthermore, our investigation uncovers intriguing patterns, debunking the stereotype that only intelligent life forms from outer space possess innovative technology. It appears that terrestrial inventors may have been inspired by extraterrestrial phenomena, leading to an uptick in patent activity. This surprising revelation adds a whole new dimension to the notion of "alien technology," and shines a spotlight on the otherworldly impact of UFOs on human creativity.
In conclusion, our study signals that there may well be more than meets the eye when it comes to the relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and patents granted in the US. While the exact mechanism remains as enigmatic as a UFO in the night sky, our findings demonstrate that this cosmic correlation is not just a flight of fancy. In the words of our extraterrestrial friends, "We come in peace... and with a few invention ideas!

ChatGPT:

UFO sightings, Alaska, patents, United States, National UFO Reporting Center, correlation coefficient, p-value, extraterrestrial technology, alien technology, terrestrial inventors, innovation inspiration, cosmic correlation, UFO impact, human creativity

*There is a bunch of Python happening behind the scenes to turn this prompt sequence into a PDF.



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Data details

UFO sightings in Alaska
Detailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Alaska
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in Alaska

Patents granted in the US
Detailed data title: Total number of patents granted in the US
Source: USPTO
See what else correlates with Patents granted in the US

Correlation r = 0.8396697 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7050451 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 70.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Patents granted in the US) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., UFO sightings in Alaska) over the 46 years from 1975 through 2020.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.051E-13. 0.0000000000003050648853461474
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.84 in 3.051E-11% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 3,277,991,168,552 random variables You don't actually need 3 trillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 45 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 45 because we have two variables measured over a period of 46 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.73, 0.91 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1975197619771978197919801981198219831984198519861987198819891990199119921993199419951996199719981999200020012002200320042005200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020
UFO sightings in Alaska (UFO sightings)14130101122332230012635141711151014102113713161318435041343921231924
Patents granted in the US (Patents granted)768107538869781705145241366170710646327661982726507724576862893858427210253399077106696107394109746113587113834121696124069163142169085175979183970184375187012181299157718196405182899185224191927244341247713276788302948326032325980333583351403339992391103388900




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([1,4,1,3,0,1,0,1,1,2,2,3,3,2,2,3,0,0,1,2,6,3,5,14,17,11,15,10,14,10,21,13,7,13,16,13,18,43,50,41,34,39,21,23,19,24,])
array_2 = np.array([76810,75388,69781,70514,52413,66170,71064,63276,61982,72650,77245,76862,89385,84272,102533,99077,106696,107394,109746,113587,113834,121696,124069,163142,169085,175979,183970,184375,187012,181299,157718,196405,182899,185224,191927,244341,247713,276788,302948,326032,325980,333583,351403,339992,391103,388900,])
array_1_name = "UFO sightings in Alaska"
array_2_name = "Patents granted in the US"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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