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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the second variable is Alphabet's stock price (GOOGL).  The chart goes from 2012 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the number of Parks & Recreation Master's degree holders rose, so did the demand for alphabetically organized activities in public spaces. This led to a surge in people seeking out leisurely pursuits like birdwatching, creating a higher need for Google searches. The correlation between these educated park planners and the stock price of Alphabet was in-tents, because when it comes to boosting Google, they really knew how to *recreate* some positive outcomes.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create an image inspired by a Discovery magazine cover, featuring a serene city park with vibrant green trees and children happily playing on a colorful playground. In the background, an impressive university building with a flag commemorates the awarding of Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation. Adding a touch of modernity, include a digital billboard on a skyscraper displaying Alphabet's stock price, fluctuating with the passage of time. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and Alphabet's stock price. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cutsy art illustration Cutsy graphics 3D Pixar Style Sci-fi fantacy A Discovery magazine cover image
ChatGPT: A Discovery magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and Alphabet's stock price together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: Imagine a serene city park with lush green trees and children playing on colorful swings. In the distance, a university building with a flag flying proudly above it signifies the awarding of Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation. Meanwhile, a digital billboard on the side of a skyscraper displays Alphabet's stock price, fluctuating with the passing of time.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A Discovery magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: Imagine a serene city park with lush green trees and children playing on colorful swings. In the distance, a university building with a flag flying proudly above it signifies the awarding of Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation. Meanwhile, a digital billboard on the side of a skyscraper displays Alphabet's stock price, fluctuating with the passing of time. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create an image inspired by a Discovery magazine cover, featuring a serene city park with vibrant green trees and children happily playing on a colorful playground. In the background, an impressive university building with a flag commemorates the awarding of Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation. Adding a touch of modernity, include a digital billboard on a skyscraper displaying Alphabet's stock price, fluctuating with the passage of time.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation caused Alphabet's stock price (GOOGL) to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Par-Fecting the Market: A Link Between Master's Degrees in Parks & Recreation and GOOGL Stock Price

The Journal of Irreverent Economics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and Alphabet's stock price (GOOGL). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9629246 and p < 0.01 for 2012 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Par-Fecting the Market: A Link Between Master's Degrees in Parks & Recreation and GOOGL Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious connection between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the years 2012 to 2021, our research team uncovered a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9629246 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While the data may seem to swing like a pendulum between what one might expect and the delightful unexpected, it meritoriously suggests that there is indeed a relationship between these seemingly disparate domains. The findings of this study not only contribute to the ongoing dialogue regarding the symbiotic dance between academic pursuits and financial market fluctuations, but also raise some intriguing questions about the intersection of leisure and investment trends. After all, who knew that the pursuit of finely manicured greens and the fluctuations of the stock market could be so intertwined? This paper serves as a testament to the notion that even the most unconventional pairings may hold surprising insights for both the scholarly and financial communities.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and Alphabet's stock price (GOOGL). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Par-Fecting the Market: A Link Between Master's Degrees in Parks & Recreation and GOOGL Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious connection between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the years 2012 to 2021, our research team uncovered a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9629246 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While the data may seem to swing like a pendulum between what one might expect and the delightful unexpected, it meritoriously suggests that there is indeed a relationship between these seemingly disparate domains. The findings of this study not only contribute to the ongoing dialogue regarding the symbiotic dance between academic pursuits and financial market fluctuations, but also raise some intriguing questions about the intersection of leisure and investment trends. After all, who knew that the pursuit of finely manicured greens and the fluctuations of the stock market could be so intertwined? This paper serves as a testament to the notion that even the most unconventional pairings may hold surprising insights for both the scholarly and financial communities.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
Introduction

The intersection of seemingly unrelated fields has always been a tantalizing area for scientific inquiry, prompting us to dig deeper into the curious connection between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL). While the correlation may at first glance seem as unlikely as finding an unpaired sock at the bottom of a laundry basket, our preliminary analysis has unraveled a connection that is as intriguing as it is unexpected.

As academic researchers, we often find ourselves navigating through uncharted territories, akin to intrepid explorers venturing into the unknown. However, amid the data tables and statistical analyses, we occasionally stumble upon surprising correlations that leave us as befuddled as a lab mouse in a maze of unexpected twists and turns. And so, armed with our trusty statistical models and the insatiable thirst for discovery, we embarked on a journey to uncover the hidden ties between the pursuit of scholarly achievement in the realm of leisure and the whims of the stock market.

In the realm of statistical analysis, we often find ourselves grappling with the enigmatic dance of p-values and correlation coefficients, seeking to unravel the cryptic messages hidden within the data. Our findings, akin to a good joke, are not just amusing but statistically significant, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9629246 and a p-value of less than 0.01, prompting us to raise our metaphorical eyebrows in pleasant surprise.

Furthermore, this study blazes a trail into the uncharted territory of the symbiotic relationship between academic pursuits and financial market fluctuations, shedding light on the intricate web of connections that often elude the casual observer. As researchers, we find ourselves in a constant state of wonderment as we unravel the enigma of correlations, akin to a detective solving a complex mystery with nothing but a magnifying glass and a keen eye for patterns.

As we delve deeper into our analysis, we are reminded that sometimes the most unexpected pairings can yield the most fascinating insights, like the peculiar friendship between a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Our findings not only contribute to the ongoing scholarly dialogue but also open a door to a world of enchanting possibilities at the crossroads of leisure and investment trends. After all, who would have thought that the tranquil serenity of meticulously maintained parks and the rollercoaster ride of stock prices could share a correlation as tight as a bowl of spaghetti and a fork? This paper stands as a testament to the notion that unconventional pairings often hold the most surprising revelations, underscored by the rich tapestry of dualities that characterize the scientific and financial landscapes.

In the spirit of scientific exploration, join us as we unravel the entwined narrative of scholarly pursuits and market dynamics, showcasing that even the most unwieldy unions can hold the key to unlocking the hidden treasures of knowledge and insight.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and Alphabet's stock price (GOOGL). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Par-Fecting the Market: A Link Between Master's Degrees in Parks & Recreation and GOOGL Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious connection between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the years 2012 to 2021, our research team uncovered a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9629246 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While the data may seem to swing like a pendulum between what one might expect and the delightful unexpected, it meritoriously suggests that there is indeed a relationship between these seemingly disparate domains. The findings of this study not only contribute to the ongoing dialogue regarding the symbiotic dance between academic pursuits and financial market fluctuations, but also raise some intriguing questions about the intersection of leisure and investment trends. After all, who knew that the pursuit of finely manicured greens and the fluctuations of the stock market could be so intertwined? This paper serves as a testament to the notion that even the most unconventional pairings may hold surprising insights for both the scholarly and financial communities.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introduction
The intersection of seemingly unrelated fields has always been a tantalizing area for scientific inquiry, prompting us to dig deeper into the curious connection between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL). While the correlation may at first glance seem as unlikely as finding an unpaired sock at the bottom of a laundry basket, our preliminary analysis has unraveled a connection that is as intriguing as it is unexpected.
As academic researchers, we often find ourselves navigating through uncharted territories, akin to intrepid explorers venturing into the unknown. However, amid the data tables and statistical analyses, we occasionally stumble upon surprising correlations that leave us as befuddled as a lab mouse in a maze of unexpected twists and turns. And so, armed with our trusty statistical models and the insatiable thirst for discovery, we embarked on a journey to uncover the hidden ties between the pursuit of scholarly achievement in the realm of leisure and the whims of the stock market.
In the realm of statistical analysis, we often find ourselves grappling with the enigmatic dance of p-values and correlation coefficients, seeking to unravel the cryptic messages hidden within the data. Our findings, akin to a good joke, are not just amusing but statistically significant, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9629246 and a p-value of less than 0.01, prompting us to raise our metaphorical eyebrows in pleasant surprise.
Furthermore, this study blazes a trail into the uncharted territory of the symbiotic relationship between academic pursuits and financial market fluctuations, shedding light on the intricate web of connections that often elude the casual observer. As researchers, we find ourselves in a constant state of wonderment as we unravel the enigma of correlations, akin to a detective solving a complex mystery with nothing but a magnifying glass and a keen eye for patterns.
As we delve deeper into our analysis, we are reminded that sometimes the most unexpected pairings can yield the most fascinating insights, like the peculiar friendship between a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Our findings not only contribute to the ongoing scholarly dialogue but also open a door to a world of enchanting possibilities at the crossroads of leisure and investment trends. After all, who would have thought that the tranquil serenity of meticulously maintained parks and the rollercoaster ride of stock prices could share a correlation as tight as a bowl of spaghetti and a fork? This paper stands as a testament to the notion that unconventional pairings often hold the most surprising revelations, underscored by the rich tapestry of dualities that characterize the scientific and financial landscapes.
In the spirit of scientific exploration, join us as we unravel the entwined narrative of scholarly pursuits and market dynamics, showcasing that even the most unwieldy unions can hold the key to unlocking the hidden treasures of knowledge and insight.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In their seminal work, "Exploring the Nexus Between Academic Pursuits and Financial Markets," Smith and Doe delve into the intricate web of connections between seemingly disparate domains. Their rigorous analysis brings to light the unexpected correlation between educational pursuits in leisure studies and the capricious fluctuations of the stock market. This revelatory study sets the stage for our own exploration into the curious link between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL).

The whimsical intersection of academic pursuits and financial market dynamics has long captured the imagination of scholars and practitioners alike. In "Leisure Economics: Parks, Recreation, and Financial Landscapes," Jones provides a compelling overview of the economic dimensions of leisure activities, shedding light on the potential influence of recreational studies on market phenomena. The unearthing of such influences prompts one to ponder whether the serene tranquility of a well-maintained park can indeed sway the ebbs and flows of stock prices like a gentle breeze guiding a paper airplane.

Adding to this discourse, "The Financial Follies of Frivolous Pursuits" by Green explores the enigmatic relationship between leisure-minded academic pursuits and investment trends. The author's astute observations lead one to contemplate the possibility that the pursuit of academic excellence in parks and recreation might hold hidden clues to understanding the perplexing gyrations of stock prices. It's as though the financial world and the world of leisure have been engaged in a clandestine tango, the rhythms of which are only now coming to light.

Turning now to non-fiction works that offer a tangential yet potentially insightful perspective on this enthralling topic, "The Economics of Happiness: Exploring the Joyful Path to Financial Prosperity" by Layard and "Investing in a Better Tomorrow: The Economic Impact of Environmental Conservation" by Williams resonate with the underlying themes of our investigation. Their exploration of the economic implications of happiness and environmental stewardship presents a thought-provoking backdrop against which to consider the interplay between leisure-focused education and stock market behavior.

In a lighthearted twist, the realm of fiction also offers intriguing narratives that could be construed as allegorical reflections of our research pursuits. Works such as "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" by F. Scott Fitzgerald and "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll, while far removed from the scholarly domain, nevertheless inspire contemplation on the curious and unexpected connections that pervade our understanding of the world. Much like the topsy-turvy wonderland Alice encounters, the correlation between Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and GOOGL stock price seems to lead us down a rabbit hole of delightful mysteries and perplexing revelations.

Finally, for a touch of levity and a nod to the popular culture that permeates our society, a select few television programs offer a whimsical perspective on the interplay between leisurely pursuits and market forces. "Parks and Recreation" and "Mad Money" are two such examples, depicting the dichotomous yet strangely harmonious coexistence of leisurely endeavors and financial intrigue. These shows, though far removed from the rigor of academic research, nevertheless attest to the enduring fascination with the intermingling of leisure and investment, much like the odd yet captivating pairing of peanut butter and chocolate in a delectable confection.

Thus, as we weave through the scholarly, fictional, and entertaining literary tapestries that offer angles on the interplay between leisure studies and financial markets, we are reminded that the pursuit of knowledge often leads us down unexpected paths, where the laughter of discovery mingles with the solemnity of insight. In the spirit of scientific inquiry and the pursuit of understanding, we approach our own examination of the link between Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL) with a blend of scholarly rigor and whimsical wonder, eager to unravel the captivating mysteries that await.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and Alphabet's stock price (GOOGL). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2012 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Par-Fecting the Market: A Link Between Master's Degrees in Parks & Recreation and GOOGL Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious connection between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the years 2012 to 2021, our research team uncovered a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9629246 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While the data may seem to swing like a pendulum between what one might expect and the delightful unexpected, it meritoriously suggests that there is indeed a relationship between these seemingly disparate domains. The findings of this study not only contribute to the ongoing dialogue regarding the symbiotic dance between academic pursuits and financial market fluctuations, but also raise some intriguing questions about the intersection of leisure and investment trends. After all, who knew that the pursuit of finely manicured greens and the fluctuations of the stock market could be so intertwined? This paper serves as a testament to the notion that even the most unconventional pairings may hold surprising insights for both the scholarly and financial communities.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introduction
The intersection of seemingly unrelated fields has always been a tantalizing area for scientific inquiry, prompting us to dig deeper into the curious connection between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL). While the correlation may at first glance seem as unlikely as finding an unpaired sock at the bottom of a laundry basket, our preliminary analysis has unraveled a connection that is as intriguing as it is unexpected.
As academic researchers, we often find ourselves navigating through uncharted territories, akin to intrepid explorers venturing into the unknown. However, amid the data tables and statistical analyses, we occasionally stumble upon surprising correlations that leave us as befuddled as a lab mouse in a maze of unexpected twists and turns. And so, armed with our trusty statistical models and the insatiable thirst for discovery, we embarked on a journey to uncover the hidden ties between the pursuit of scholarly achievement in the realm of leisure and the whims of the stock market.
In the realm of statistical analysis, we often find ourselves grappling with the enigmatic dance of p-values and correlation coefficients, seeking to unravel the cryptic messages hidden within the data. Our findings, akin to a good joke, are not just amusing but statistically significant, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9629246 and a p-value of less than 0.01, prompting us to raise our metaphorical eyebrows in pleasant surprise.
Furthermore, this study blazes a trail into the uncharted territory of the symbiotic relationship between academic pursuits and financial market fluctuations, shedding light on the intricate web of connections that often elude the casual observer. As researchers, we find ourselves in a constant state of wonderment as we unravel the enigma of correlations, akin to a detective solving a complex mystery with nothing but a magnifying glass and a keen eye for patterns.
As we delve deeper into our analysis, we are reminded that sometimes the most unexpected pairings can yield the most fascinating insights, like the peculiar friendship between a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Our findings not only contribute to the ongoing scholarly dialogue but also open a door to a world of enchanting possibilities at the crossroads of leisure and investment trends. After all, who would have thought that the tranquil serenity of meticulously maintained parks and the rollercoaster ride of stock prices could share a correlation as tight as a bowl of spaghetti and a fork? This paper stands as a testament to the notion that unconventional pairings often hold the most surprising revelations, underscored by the rich tapestry of dualities that characterize the scientific and financial landscapes.
In the spirit of scientific exploration, join us as we unravel the entwined narrative of scholarly pursuits and market dynamics, showcasing that even the most unwieldy unions can hold the key to unlocking the hidden treasures of knowledge and insight.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To investigate the perplexing relationship between the number of master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL), our research team employed a combination of statistical analyses, data collection, and more than a sprinkle of academic curiosity.

Data Collection:
First and foremost, our intrepid research team scoured the vast expanse of the internet, much like a band of valiant knights on a quest for elusive data. The National Center for Education Statistics served as our trusty beacon, providing a trove of information on the awarding of master's degrees in the field of Parks & Recreation. Meanwhile, LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) illuminated our path with comprehensive data on the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL) for the years spanning from 2012 to 2021. Together, these data sources formed the backbone of our quest, guiding us through the labyrinth of information in pursuit of our scholarly grail.

Statistical Analysis:
Armed with our quivers full of statistical models and fervent determination, we ventured beyond the confines of conventional analysis to unravel the enigma of correlations. Our exploration took us through the terrain of correlation coefficients, where we unearthed a striking coefficient of 0.9629246. This coefficient, reminiscent of a beacon in a storm, guided us toward the heart of the relationship between academically enriched greens and the financial ebb and flow of Alphabet's stock price.

Furthermore, our journey into the realms of statistical significance led us to the discovery of a p-value that stood staunchly below 0.01. This statistical barricade not only validated our findings but also beckoned to us like a lighthouse in a sea of uncertainty, signaling that our discoveries were not mere mirages in the desert of data but robust, verifiable connections worthy of scholarly awe.

Integration of Unconventional Variables:
In this study, we delved into the unconventional pairing of academic pursuits and market dynamics with the fervor of alchemists striving to transmute base metals into gold. Through the careful integration of variables from seemingly disparate domains, we sought to decipher the underlying relationship between the pursuit of scholarly achievement in the realm of leisure and the capricious dance of stock prices. This unorthodox approach not only invigorated our research with a dash of academic eccentricity but also shed light on the intricate tapestry of connections between seemingly unrelated spheres.

Overall, our methodology weaved together the fine threads of data collection, statistical analysis, and strategic integration of variables to unravel the fascinating connection between the awarding of master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL). In the spirit of scholarly adventure, our methodology embodies the whimsical curiosity that fuels academic inquiry, where even the most unexpected pairings can yield the most remarkable insights.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and Alphabet's stock price (GOOGL). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2012 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9629246, r-squared of 0.9272238, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Par-Fecting the Market: A Link Between Master's Degrees in Parks & Recreation and GOOGL Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious connection between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the years 2012 to 2021, our research team uncovered a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9629246 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While the data may seem to swing like a pendulum between what one might expect and the delightful unexpected, it meritoriously suggests that there is indeed a relationship between these seemingly disparate domains. The findings of this study not only contribute to the ongoing dialogue regarding the symbiotic dance between academic pursuits and financial market fluctuations, but also raise some intriguing questions about the intersection of leisure and investment trends. After all, who knew that the pursuit of finely manicured greens and the fluctuations of the stock market could be so intertwined? This paper serves as a testament to the notion that even the most unconventional pairings may hold surprising insights for both the scholarly and financial communities.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Introduction
The intersection of seemingly unrelated fields has always been a tantalizing area for scientific inquiry, prompting us to dig deeper into the curious connection between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL). While the correlation may at first glance seem as unlikely as finding an unpaired sock at the bottom of a laundry basket, our preliminary analysis has unraveled a connection that is as intriguing as it is unexpected.
As academic researchers, we often find ourselves navigating through uncharted territories, akin to intrepid explorers venturing into the unknown. However, amid the data tables and statistical analyses, we occasionally stumble upon surprising correlations that leave us as befuddled as a lab mouse in a maze of unexpected twists and turns. And so, armed with our trusty statistical models and the insatiable thirst for discovery, we embarked on a journey to uncover the hidden ties between the pursuit of scholarly achievement in the realm of leisure and the whims of the stock market.
In the realm of statistical analysis, we often find ourselves grappling with the enigmatic dance of p-values and correlation coefficients, seeking to unravel the cryptic messages hidden within the data. Our findings, akin to a good joke, are not just amusing but statistically significant, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9629246 and a p-value of less than 0.01, prompting us to raise our metaphorical eyebrows in pleasant surprise.
Furthermore, this study blazes a trail into the uncharted territory of the symbiotic relationship between academic pursuits and financial market fluctuations, shedding light on the intricate web of connections that often elude the casual observer. As researchers, we find ourselves in a constant state of wonderment as we unravel the enigma of correlations, akin to a detective solving a complex mystery with nothing but a magnifying glass and a keen eye for patterns.
As we delve deeper into our analysis, we are reminded that sometimes the most unexpected pairings can yield the most fascinating insights, like the peculiar friendship between a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Our findings not only contribute to the ongoing scholarly dialogue but also open a door to a world of enchanting possibilities at the crossroads of leisure and investment trends. After all, who would have thought that the tranquil serenity of meticulously maintained parks and the rollercoaster ride of stock prices could share a correlation as tight as a bowl of spaghetti and a fork? This paper stands as a testament to the notion that unconventional pairings often hold the most surprising revelations, underscored by the rich tapestry of dualities that characterize the scientific and financial landscapes.
In the spirit of scientific exploration, join us as we unravel the entwined narrative of scholarly pursuits and market dynamics, showcasing that even the most unwieldy unions can hold the key to unlocking the hidden treasures of knowledge and insight.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

**RESULTS**

The analysis of the data has unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.9629246, symbolizing a strong relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL). This remarkable correlation coefficient of such magnitude suggests a connection as robust as a well-anchored tent on a breezy day.

Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.9272238 indicates that approximately 92.72% of the variation in GOOGL stock price can be explained by changes in the number of Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation. It's as if the stock price is doing a graceful waltz, perfectly in sync with the number of academic accolades in the field of leisure.

The p-value, which boasts statistical significance of less than 0.01, underlines the legitimacy of this relationship. Much like finding a four-leaf clover in a field of three-leaf ones, this result is not merely a matter of chance, but rather a noteworthy revelation with implications that extend beyond the bounds of traditional scholarly inquiry.

This jovial union of data produced a scatterplot that is best described as a visual representation of harmony - a ballet of dots waltzing in perfect unison with the number of Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and the fluctuations in GOOGL stock price. Fig. 1 vividly illustrates the symphonic intertwining of these variables, much like an artistic masterpiece that captivates the mind and tickles the imagination.

The findings of this research open up a Pandora's box of questions and possibilities, reminiscent of a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat. The unexpected correlation prompts us to ponder the intricate connections between the pursuit of scholarly achievement in the realm of leisure and the capricious whims of the stock market. It seems that the tranquil world of parks and recreation holds more sway over financial markets than one might initially perceive, akin to the subtle but profound influence of a gentle breeze on a vast ocean.

These results not only serve as a stimulating addition to the ever-evolving dialogue on unconventional pairings, but also offer a gentle nudge to both the academic and financial communities to consider the interplay of seemingly unrelated domains. After all, who knew that the path to financial enlightenment could wind through the lush greenery of academic pursuits in leisure? This revelation serves as a hearty reminder that the world of scholarly investigation is not always bound by convention, but rather thrives on the unearthing of wonderfully unexpected correlations that elevate the pursuit of knowledge to new, captivating heights.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and Alphabet's stock price (GOOGL). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Par-Fecting the Market: A Link Between Master's Degrees in Parks & Recreation and GOOGL Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious connection between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the years 2012 to 2021, our research team uncovered a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9629246 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While the data may seem to swing like a pendulum between what one might expect and the delightful unexpected, it meritoriously suggests that there is indeed a relationship between these seemingly disparate domains. The findings of this study not only contribute to the ongoing dialogue regarding the symbiotic dance between academic pursuits and financial market fluctuations, but also raise some intriguing questions about the intersection of leisure and investment trends. After all, who knew that the pursuit of finely manicured greens and the fluctuations of the stock market could be so intertwined? This paper serves as a testament to the notion that even the most unconventional pairings may hold surprising insights for both the scholarly and financial communities.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their seminal work, "Exploring the Nexus Between Academic Pursuits and Financial Markets," Smith and Doe delve into the intricate web of connections between seemingly disparate domains. Their rigorous analysis brings to light the unexpected correlation between educational pursuits in leisure studies and the capricious fluctuations of the stock market. This revelatory study sets the stage for our own exploration into the curious link between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL).
The whimsical intersection of academic pursuits and financial market dynamics has long captured the imagination of scholars and practitioners alike. In "Leisure Economics: Parks, Recreation, and Financial Landscapes," Jones provides a compelling overview of the economic dimensions of leisure activities, shedding light on the potential influence of recreational studies on market phenomena. The unearthing of such influences prompts one to ponder whether the serene tranquility of a well-maintained park can indeed sway the ebbs and flows of stock prices like a gentle breeze guiding a paper airplane.
Adding to this discourse, "The Financial Follies of Frivolous Pursuits" by Green explores the enigmatic relationship between leisure-minded academic pursuits and investment trends. The author's astute observations lead one to contemplate the possibility that the pursuit of academic excellence in parks and recreation might hold hidden clues to understanding the perplexing gyrations of stock prices. It's as though the financial world and the world of leisure have been engaged in a clandestine tango, the rhythms of which are only now coming to light.
Turning now to non-fiction works that offer a tangential yet potentially insightful perspective on this enthralling topic, "The Economics of Happiness: Exploring the Joyful Path to Financial Prosperity" by Layard and "Investing in a Better Tomorrow: The Economic Impact of Environmental Conservation" by Williams resonate with the underlying themes of our investigation. Their exploration of the economic implications of happiness and environmental stewardship presents a thought-provoking backdrop against which to consider the interplay between leisure-focused education and stock market behavior.
In a lighthearted twist, the realm of fiction also offers intriguing narratives that could be construed as allegorical reflections of our research pursuits. Works such as "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" by F. Scott Fitzgerald and "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll, while far removed from the scholarly domain, nevertheless inspire contemplation on the curious and unexpected connections that pervade our understanding of the world. Much like the topsy-turvy wonderland Alice encounters, the correlation between Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and GOOGL stock price seems to lead us down a rabbit hole of delightful mysteries and perplexing revelations.
Finally, for a touch of levity and a nod to the popular culture that permeates our society, a select few television programs offer a whimsical perspective on the interplay between leisurely pursuits and market forces. "Parks and Recreation" and "Mad Money" are two such examples, depicting the dichotomous yet strangely harmonious coexistence of leisurely endeavors and financial intrigue. These shows, though far removed from the rigor of academic research, nevertheless attest to the enduring fascination with the intermingling of leisure and investment, much like the odd yet captivating pairing of peanut butter and chocolate in a delectable confection.
Thus, as we weave through the scholarly, fictional, and entertaining literary tapestries that offer angles on the interplay between leisure studies and financial markets, we are reminded that the pursuit of knowledge often leads us down unexpected paths, where the laughter of discovery mingles with the solemnity of insight. In the spirit of scientific inquiry and the pursuit of understanding, we approach our own examination of the link between Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL) with a blend of scholarly rigor and whimsical wonder, eager to unravel the captivating mysteries that await.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data has unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.9629246, symbolizing a strong relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL). This remarkable correlation coefficient of such magnitude suggests a connection as robust as a well-anchored tent on a breezy day.
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.9272238 indicates that approximately 92.72% of the variation in GOOGL stock price can be explained by changes in the number of Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation. It's as if the stock price is doing a graceful waltz, perfectly in sync with the number of academic accolades in the field of leisure.
The p-value, which boasts statistical significance of less than 0.01, underlines the legitimacy of this relationship. Much like finding a four-leaf clover in a field of three-leaf ones, this result is not merely a matter of chance, but rather a noteworthy revelation with implications that extend beyond the bounds of traditional scholarly inquiry.
This jovial union of data produced a scatterplot that is best described as a visual representation of harmony - a ballet of dots waltzing in perfect unison with the number of Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and the fluctuations in GOOGL stock price. Fig. 1 vividly illustrates the symphonic intertwining of these variables, much like an artistic masterpiece that captivates the mind and tickles the imagination.
The findings of this research open up a Pandora's box of questions and possibilities, reminiscent of a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat. The unexpected correlation prompts us to ponder the intricate connections between the pursuit of scholarly achievement in the realm of leisure and the capricious whims of the stock market. It seems that the tranquil world of parks and recreation holds more sway over financial markets than one might initially perceive, akin to the subtle but profound influence of a gentle breeze on a vast ocean.
These results not only serve as a stimulating addition to the ever-evolving dialogue on unconventional pairings, but also offer a gentle nudge to both the academic and financial communities to consider the interplay of seemingly unrelated domains. After all, who knew that the path to financial enlightenment could wind through the lush greenery of academic pursuits in leisure? This revelation serves as a hearty reminder that the world of scholarly investigation is not always bound by convention, but rather thrives on the unearthing of wonderfully unexpected correlations that elevate the pursuit of knowledge to new, captivating heights.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

The results of our study have brought to light a remarkable correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL), further solidifying the notion that the arcane world of leisure studies may not be as detached from the complex ebbs and flows of financial markets as one might assume. The robust correlation coefficient and the statistically significant p-value provide compelling evidence of the intertwining of these seemingly incongruous realms, akin to the harmonious synchronization of a ballet performance.

Building upon the whimsical intersections explored in the literature review, our findings lend tangible support to the potentially profound influence of leisure-minded academic pursuits on market dynamics. The unexpected correlation, much like the discovery of a rare gem in an unexpected place, challenges traditional paradigms and beckons further exploration into the enigmatic tango between the pursuit of scholarly excellence in leisure studies and the vagaries of stock prices.

Moreover, the results underscore the importance of considering non-traditional variables in the analysis of financial phenomena, as the unmistakable link between Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and GOOGL stock price prompts a reconsideration of the factors that shape market behavior. This revelatory connection, not unlike the unearthing of buried treasure, calls for a reevaluation of the conventional boundaries that confine the discourse on financial market dynamics.

It is fascinating to contemplate the implications of this unexpected correlation, as it demands a reexamination of the potential influences that academic pursuits in the sphere of leisure may exert on market movements. The intersection of these domains, much like the confluence of seemingly disparate elements in a captivating magic trick, presents an enthralling avenue for further investigation and contemplation.

In light of these findings, it becomes evident that the pursuit of knowledge often leads us down unanticipated paths, where the laughter of discovery mingles with the solemnity of insight, just as the pursuit of scholarly excellence in parks and recreation holds surprising implications for financial market fluctuations. Our research serves as a whimsical yet substantial addition to the ever-evolving dialogue on the interplay of unconventional variables in market analysis, inviting scholars and practitioners to approach their inquiries with a keen eye for unexpected correlations, akin to an enthusiastic treasure hunter unearthing hidden wonders that enrich our understanding of the world.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and Alphabet's stock price (GOOGL). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Par-Fecting the Market: A Link Between Master's Degrees in Parks & Recreation and GOOGL Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious connection between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the years 2012 to 2021, our research team uncovered a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9629246 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While the data may seem to swing like a pendulum between what one might expect and the delightful unexpected, it meritoriously suggests that there is indeed a relationship between these seemingly disparate domains. The findings of this study not only contribute to the ongoing dialogue regarding the symbiotic dance between academic pursuits and financial market fluctuations, but also raise some intriguing questions about the intersection of leisure and investment trends. After all, who knew that the pursuit of finely manicured greens and the fluctuations of the stock market could be so intertwined? This paper serves as a testament to the notion that even the most unconventional pairings may hold surprising insights for both the scholarly and financial communities.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Introduction
The intersection of seemingly unrelated fields has always been a tantalizing area for scientific inquiry, prompting us to dig deeper into the curious connection between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL). While the correlation may at first glance seem as unlikely as finding an unpaired sock at the bottom of a laundry basket, our preliminary analysis has unraveled a connection that is as intriguing as it is unexpected.
As academic researchers, we often find ourselves navigating through uncharted territories, akin to intrepid explorers venturing into the unknown. However, amid the data tables and statistical analyses, we occasionally stumble upon surprising correlations that leave us as befuddled as a lab mouse in a maze of unexpected twists and turns. And so, armed with our trusty statistical models and the insatiable thirst for discovery, we embarked on a journey to uncover the hidden ties between the pursuit of scholarly achievement in the realm of leisure and the whims of the stock market.
In the realm of statistical analysis, we often find ourselves grappling with the enigmatic dance of p-values and correlation coefficients, seeking to unravel the cryptic messages hidden within the data. Our findings, akin to a good joke, are not just amusing but statistically significant, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9629246 and a p-value of less than 0.01, prompting us to raise our metaphorical eyebrows in pleasant surprise.
Furthermore, this study blazes a trail into the uncharted territory of the symbiotic relationship between academic pursuits and financial market fluctuations, shedding light on the intricate web of connections that often elude the casual observer. As researchers, we find ourselves in a constant state of wonderment as we unravel the enigma of correlations, akin to a detective solving a complex mystery with nothing but a magnifying glass and a keen eye for patterns.
As we delve deeper into our analysis, we are reminded that sometimes the most unexpected pairings can yield the most fascinating insights, like the peculiar friendship between a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Our findings not only contribute to the ongoing scholarly dialogue but also open a door to a world of enchanting possibilities at the crossroads of leisure and investment trends. After all, who would have thought that the tranquil serenity of meticulously maintained parks and the rollercoaster ride of stock prices could share a correlation as tight as a bowl of spaghetti and a fork? This paper stands as a testament to the notion that unconventional pairings often hold the most surprising revelations, underscored by the rich tapestry of dualities that characterize the scientific and financial landscapes.
In the spirit of scientific exploration, join us as we unravel the entwined narrative of scholarly pursuits and market dynamics, showcasing that even the most unwieldy unions can hold the key to unlocking the hidden treasures of knowledge and insight.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data has unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.9629246, symbolizing a strong relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL). This remarkable correlation coefficient of such magnitude suggests a connection as robust as a well-anchored tent on a breezy day.
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.9272238 indicates that approximately 92.72% of the variation in GOOGL stock price can be explained by changes in the number of Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation. It's as if the stock price is doing a graceful waltz, perfectly in sync with the number of academic accolades in the field of leisure.
The p-value, which boasts statistical significance of less than 0.01, underlines the legitimacy of this relationship. Much like finding a four-leaf clover in a field of three-leaf ones, this result is not merely a matter of chance, but rather a noteworthy revelation with implications that extend beyond the bounds of traditional scholarly inquiry.
This jovial union of data produced a scatterplot that is best described as a visual representation of harmony - a ballet of dots waltzing in perfect unison with the number of Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and the fluctuations in GOOGL stock price. Fig. 1 vividly illustrates the symphonic intertwining of these variables, much like an artistic masterpiece that captivates the mind and tickles the imagination.
The findings of this research open up a Pandora's box of questions and possibilities, reminiscent of a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat. The unexpected correlation prompts us to ponder the intricate connections between the pursuit of scholarly achievement in the realm of leisure and the capricious whims of the stock market. It seems that the tranquil world of parks and recreation holds more sway over financial markets than one might initially perceive, akin to the subtle but profound influence of a gentle breeze on a vast ocean.
These results not only serve as a stimulating addition to the ever-evolving dialogue on unconventional pairings, but also offer a gentle nudge to both the academic and financial communities to consider the interplay of seemingly unrelated domains. After all, who knew that the path to financial enlightenment could wind through the lush greenery of academic pursuits in leisure? This revelation serves as a hearty reminder that the world of scholarly investigation is not always bound by convention, but rather thrives on the unearthing of wonderfully unexpected correlations that elevate the pursuit of knowledge to new, captivating heights.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, the findings of this study boldly unveil an astonishingly robust correlation between Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL). The correlation coefficient of 0.9629246 stands as a testament to the unforeseen intertwining of seemingly unrelated facets, reminiscent of the awe-inspiring alliance between a pair of mismatched socks that ultimately find common ground.

The results, akin to a delightful surprise in a box of chocolates, suggest a remarkably snug relationship between the pursuit of scholarly achievement in leisure and the capricious whims of the stock market. It appears that the tranquil world of parks and recreation holds more sway over the financial markets than one might initially fathom, much like the quiet but potent influence of a stealthy ninja.

With an r-squared value of 0.9272238, approximately 92.72% of the variation in GOOGL stock price can be attributed to changes in the number of Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation, indicating a bond as steadfast as the roots of a centuries-old oak tree.

The statistical significance of the p-value, less than 0.01, further accentuates the legitimacy of this unexpectedly delightful correlation. It's akin to finding a pearl in an oyster – a rare discovery with resounding implications that transcend the conventional boundaries of academic and financial realms.

This research not only reiterates the enchanting nature of serendipitous discoveries in scholarly pursuits but also beckons the academic and financial communities to ponder the hidden associations amidst seemingly disparate domains. After all, who could have predicted that the pursuit of leisurely scholarly pursuits could mirror the undulations of the stock market with such finesse?

Therefore, in the whimsical spirit of scholarly exploration, it is safe to assert that no further research is warranted in this area. This investigation has not only left us marveling at the unpredictably delightful correlations but also serves as a jubilant reminder that in the world of research, as in life, sometimes the most captivating insights stem from the most unexpected connections.

So, let the bow be tied on this scholarly partnership between parks and stock prices, leaving us with the heartwarming notion that even in the statistical realm, the unpredictable can lead to the most illuminating discoveries. After all, who knew that statistical analysis and quirky correlations could be as entertaining as a circus of whimsical wonders?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Par-Fecting the Market: A Link Between Master's Degrees in Parks & Recreation and GOOGL Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Irreverent Economics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Par-Fecting the Market: A Link Between Master's Degrees in Parks & Recreation and GOOGL Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Leisure Studies and Economic Impact Analysts


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Par-Fecting the Market: A Link Between Master's Degrees in Parks & Recreation and GOOGL Stock Price with an abstract of This study delves into the curious connection between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the stock price of Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the years 2012 to 2021, our research team uncovered a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9629246 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While the data may seem to swing like a pendulum between what one might expect and the delightful unexpected, it meritoriously suggests that there is indeed a relationship between these seemingly disparate domains. The findings of this study not only contribute to the ongoing dialogue regarding the symbiotic dance between academic pursuits and financial market fluctuations, but also raise some intriguing questions about the intersection of leisure and investment trends. After all, who knew that the pursuit of finely manicured greens and the fluctuations of the stock market could be so intertwined? This paper serves as a testament to the notion that even the most unconventional pairings may hold surprising insights for both the scholarly and financial communities.

ChatGPT:

"Masters degrees in Parks & Recreation", "Alphabet Inc. stock price correlation", "National Center for Education Statistics data", "LSEG Analytics Refinitiv data", "Financial market fluctuations", "Academic pursuits and stock price", "Leisure and investment trends", "Symbiotic relationship between academics and finance"

*There is a bunch of Python happening behind the scenes to turn this prompt sequence into a PDF.



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Data details

Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation
Detailed data title: Master's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions in Parks, recreation, leisure, fitness, and kinesiology
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation

Alphabet's stock price (GOOGL)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Alphabet (GOOGL) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

See what else correlates with Alphabet's stock price (GOOGL)

Correlation r = 0.9629246 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9272238 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 92.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Alphabet's stock price (GOOGL)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation) over the 10 years from 2012 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 7.9E-6. 0.0000079043754501366470000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.96 in 0.00079% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 126,512 random variables You don't actually need 126 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.85, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation (Degrees awarded)7047713976097654826886519010896391089880
Alphabet's stock price (GOOGL) (Stock price)16.341827.9126.6338.1140.0352.6551.3667.4288




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([7047,7139,7609,7654,8268,8651,9010,8963,9108,9880,])
array_2 = np.array([16.34,18,27.91,26.63,38.11,40.03,52.65,51.36,67.42,88,])
array_1_name = "Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation"
array_2_name = "Alphabet's stock price (GOOGL)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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