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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Fargo and the second variable is Miss America's age.  The chart goes from 1996 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As air pollution in Fargo increased, it led to the creation of an anti-aging aerosol that inadvertently affected only former Miss America pageant winners, causing them to age at an accelerated rate.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create an image with the style of a Polaroid photo, depicting downtown Fargo at sunset. The city is bathed in an orange hue from the setting sun, with buildings silhouetted against the sky. On the sidewalk, Miss America, 28 years old, walks briskly while wearing a mask to shield herself from the polluted air. The scene captures the atmosphere of a city struggling with environmental challenges but also the determination of its people to persevere. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Unhealthy air quality in Fargo and Miss America's age. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cybernetic art Cute cartoon Concept art Oragami a Polaroid photo
ChatGPT: a Polaroid photo

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Unhealthy air quality in Fargo and Miss America's age together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In downtown Fargo, the air hangs heavy with pollution as the sun sets, casting an orange hue over the city. On the sidewalk, Miss America, who is 28 years old, walks briskly, wearing a mask to protect herself from the unhealthy air.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ a Polaroid photo ] and depicting this scene: In downtown Fargo, the air hangs heavy with pollution as the sun sets, casting an orange hue over the city. On the sidewalk, Miss America, who is 28 years old, walks briskly, wearing a mask to protect herself from the unhealthy air. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create an image with the style of a Polaroid photo, depicting downtown Fargo at sunset. The city is bathed in an orange hue from the setting sun, with buildings silhouetted against the sky. On the sidewalk, Miss America, 28 years old, walks briskly while wearing a mask to shield herself from the polluted air. The scene captures the atmosphere of a city struggling with environmental challenges but also the determination of its people to persevere.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in Air pollution in Fargo negatively influenced Miss America's age.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Aerosol Adversity: Air Pollution in Fargo and Miss America’s Age

Journal of Eclectic Environmental Research

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Fargo and Miss America's age. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Rhyme words in the title.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Wikipedia to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of -0.8707669 and p < 0.01 for 1996 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Aerosol Adversity: Air Pollution in Fargo and Miss America’s Age

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examines the curious correlation between air pollution in Fargo, North Dakota, and the age of Miss America. Delving into the EPA's air quality data and Miss America pageant history from 1996 to 2022, our research team discovered a statistically significant relationship with a correlation coefficient of -0.8707669 and p < 0.01. The findings suggest that as air quality worsens in Fargo, the age of Miss America tends to decrease. This unexpected connection raises intriguing questions about the impact of environmental factors on societal trends and the potential influence of air pollution on beauty pageant outcomes. The study not only sheds light on the unusual relationship between seemingly unrelated variables but also highlights the need for further investigation into the interplay between environmental factors and cultural phenomena.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Fargo and Miss America's age. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Aerosol Adversity: Air Pollution in Fargo and Miss America’s Age

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examines the curious correlation between air pollution in Fargo, North Dakota, and the age of Miss America. Delving into the EPA's air quality data and Miss America pageant history from 1996 to 2022, our research team discovered a statistically significant relationship with a correlation coefficient of -0.8707669 and p < 0.01. The findings suggest that as air quality worsens in Fargo, the age of Miss America tends to decrease. This unexpected connection raises intriguing questions about the impact of environmental factors on societal trends and the potential influence of air pollution on beauty pageant outcomes. The study not only sheds light on the unusual relationship between seemingly unrelated variables but also highlights the need for further investigation into the interplay between environmental factors and cultural phenomena.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The world of research has often been the stage for unexpected connections and surprising correlations. In a similar vein, our study unveils an anomalous relationship between two seemingly disparate realms: air pollution in Fargo, North Dakota, and the age of Miss America. While one may expect these subjects to have as much in common as a fish and a bicycle, our investigation has uncovered a statistically significant link that is, to put it mildly, quite extraordinary.

As the winds of curiosity propelled our research, we found ourselves blowing in the direction of Fargo's air quality data, compiled with meticulous care by the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA). Simultaneously, we took a trip down the glittering memory lane of the Miss America pageant, arduously examining the age of the crowned queens from 1996 to 2022. What we unearthed was nothing short of a breath of fresh air—well, not quite, as air pollution was involved. Our analysis yielded a correlation coefficient of -0.8707669 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a robust and, dare I say, breathtaking connection.

The revelation that as air quality takes a downward turn in Fargo, the age of Miss America follows suit presents a conundrum that may leave even the most seasoned researchers scratching their heads. Could it be that the winds of change blowing through the prairies of North Dakota have a secret hand in the choice of Miss America? Or is this merely a case of statistical sleight of hand, leading us down a garden path of whimsy and wonder?

In delving into this enigmatic entanglement, we not only aim to captivate the hearts and minds of our esteemed colleagues but secure a firmer grasp on the potential societal impact of environmental factors. So, dear reader, buckle up as we embark on a journey of discovery that promises to be as fascinating as trying to solve a jigsaw puzzle with missing pieces.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Fargo and Miss America's age. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading CVS receipts.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Aerosol Adversity: Air Pollution in Fargo and Miss America’s Age

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examines the curious correlation between air pollution in Fargo, North Dakota, and the age of Miss America. Delving into the EPA's air quality data and Miss America pageant history from 1996 to 2022, our research team discovered a statistically significant relationship with a correlation coefficient of -0.8707669 and p < 0.01. The findings suggest that as air quality worsens in Fargo, the age of Miss America tends to decrease. This unexpected connection raises intriguing questions about the impact of environmental factors on societal trends and the potential influence of air pollution on beauty pageant outcomes. The study not only sheds light on the unusual relationship between seemingly unrelated variables but also highlights the need for further investigation into the interplay between environmental factors and cultural phenomena.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The world of research has often been the stage for unexpected connections and surprising correlations. In a similar vein, our study unveils an anomalous relationship between two seemingly disparate realms: air pollution in Fargo, North Dakota, and the age of Miss America. While one may expect these subjects to have as much in common as a fish and a bicycle, our investigation has uncovered a statistically significant link that is, to put it mildly, quite extraordinary.
As the winds of curiosity propelled our research, we found ourselves blowing in the direction of Fargo's air quality data, compiled with meticulous care by the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA). Simultaneously, we took a trip down the glittering memory lane of the Miss America pageant, arduously examining the age of the crowned queens from 1996 to 2022. What we unearthed was nothing short of a breath of fresh air—well, not quite, as air pollution was involved. Our analysis yielded a correlation coefficient of -0.8707669 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a robust and, dare I say, breathtaking connection.
The revelation that as air quality takes a downward turn in Fargo, the age of Miss America follows suit presents a conundrum that may leave even the most seasoned researchers scratching their heads. Could it be that the winds of change blowing through the prairies of North Dakota have a secret hand in the choice of Miss America? Or is this merely a case of statistical sleight of hand, leading us down a garden path of whimsy and wonder?
In delving into this enigmatic entanglement, we not only aim to captivate the hearts and minds of our esteemed colleagues but secure a firmer grasp on the potential societal impact of environmental factors. So, dear reader, buckle up as we embark on a journey of discovery that promises to be as fascinating as trying to solve a jigsaw puzzle with missing pieces.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Smith et al. (2017)," the authors find that air pollution has been linked to numerous adverse health effects, including respiratory and cardiovascular diseases. This comprehensive review of the literature provides a robust foundation for understanding the detrimental impact of poor air quality on human health. Similarly, "Doe and Jones (2019)" highlight the far-reaching consequences of air pollution, emphasizing its role as a significant environmental risk factor.

Venturing into the realms of environmental psychology, "Breathe In, Breathe Out: The Psychology of Air Pollution" by Clear Air examines the psychological implications of living in polluted environments. Their work uncovers the cognitive and emotional effects of air pollution, shedding light on the potential societal repercussions. On a lighter note, "The Air Up There: A Love Story" by Fresh Air explores the metaphorical connection between love and air, providing a whimsical look at the intertwining of human relationships and atmospheric conditions.

As we dig deeper into the literature, we encounter the unexpected and downright bizarre. "Clear as Mud: A Critical Analysis of Air Pollution in Fictional Works" by Novel Insights delves into the portrayal of air pollution in literature, offering a thought-provoking exploration of its symbolic significance in fictional narratives. Furthermore, "Beauty and the Smog: A Tale of Environmental Romance" by Fictional Fantasies presents an imaginative account of love amidst a backdrop of polluted skies, further blurring the lines between reality and fiction.

In an audacious display of academic rigor, our research team scoured the most unconventional of sources, including but not limited to fortune cookies, horoscopes, and even the esoteric wisdom of the local grocery store receipts. While the latter might seem far-fetched, the revelations hidden among the mundane purchases of shampoo and marshmallows proved to be surprisingly enlightening. Who would have thought that the key to unraveling the mystery lay amidst a jumble of aisle numbers and discounts?

Stay tuned as we journey through the hazy landscape of literature, embracing the unexpected and the absurd in our valiant quest for insight and amusement.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Fargo and Miss America's age. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Wikipedia . You used data from 1996 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Aerosol Adversity: Air Pollution in Fargo and Miss America’s Age

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examines the curious correlation between air pollution in Fargo, North Dakota, and the age of Miss America. Delving into the EPA's air quality data and Miss America pageant history from 1996 to 2022, our research team discovered a statistically significant relationship with a correlation coefficient of -0.8707669 and p < 0.01. The findings suggest that as air quality worsens in Fargo, the age of Miss America tends to decrease. This unexpected connection raises intriguing questions about the impact of environmental factors on societal trends and the potential influence of air pollution on beauty pageant outcomes. The study not only sheds light on the unusual relationship between seemingly unrelated variables but also highlights the need for further investigation into the interplay between environmental factors and cultural phenomena.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The world of research has often been the stage for unexpected connections and surprising correlations. In a similar vein, our study unveils an anomalous relationship between two seemingly disparate realms: air pollution in Fargo, North Dakota, and the age of Miss America. While one may expect these subjects to have as much in common as a fish and a bicycle, our investigation has uncovered a statistically significant link that is, to put it mildly, quite extraordinary.
As the winds of curiosity propelled our research, we found ourselves blowing in the direction of Fargo's air quality data, compiled with meticulous care by the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA). Simultaneously, we took a trip down the glittering memory lane of the Miss America pageant, arduously examining the age of the crowned queens from 1996 to 2022. What we unearthed was nothing short of a breath of fresh air—well, not quite, as air pollution was involved. Our analysis yielded a correlation coefficient of -0.8707669 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a robust and, dare I say, breathtaking connection.
The revelation that as air quality takes a downward turn in Fargo, the age of Miss America follows suit presents a conundrum that may leave even the most seasoned researchers scratching their heads. Could it be that the winds of change blowing through the prairies of North Dakota have a secret hand in the choice of Miss America? Or is this merely a case of statistical sleight of hand, leading us down a garden path of whimsy and wonder?
In delving into this enigmatic entanglement, we not only aim to captivate the hearts and minds of our esteemed colleagues but secure a firmer grasp on the potential societal impact of environmental factors. So, dear reader, buckle up as we embark on a journey of discovery that promises to be as fascinating as trying to solve a jigsaw puzzle with missing pieces.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the mysterious link between air pollution in Fargo and the age of Miss America, our research team embarked on an unconventional and daring journey. Our methodology can best be described as a hybrid blend of statistical wizardry, digital spelunking, and a touch of old-fashioned serendipity.

First and foremost, we embarked on an intrepid quest across the digital realm, scouring the vast expanse of the internet for data gold. We pillaged the Environmental Protection Agency’s treasure trove of air quality information, diving headfirst into the depths of their meticulously curated datasets. Armed with spreadsheets and a keen eye for detail, we tirelessly sifted through the sea of data, breathing in the numbers with the same vigor one might exhibit when inhaling the crisp Fargo air on a clear day.

Simultaneously, we ventured into the glamorous world of beauty pageants, where we tapped into the wealth of knowledge stored within the hallowed archives of Miss America pageant history. Casting a wide net across the interwebs, we cast our gaze upon Wikipedia and similar sources, allowing the shimmering trail of digital breadcrumbs to lead us through the annals of Miss America winners and their ages. As we traipsed through the glittering timeline of pageantry, our hearts swelled with a heady mix of curiosity and determination, much like a contestant on the cusp of a crowning moment.

Having dutifully assembled our datasets, we donned our metaphorical lab coats and armed ourselves with an array of statistical tools, including but not limited to correlation analysis, regression models, and time series analysis. With these potent weapons in hand, we charted a course through the labyrinth of numbers, navigating the statistical terrain with the same finesse one might employ while waltzing through a ballroom packed with data points.

Through a series of intricate analyses and robust statistical tests, we disentangled the web of correlations, scrutinizing the relationship between air quality measures and the ages of the esteemed Miss America titleholders. The revelation of a correlation coefficient of -0.8707669 and a p-value of less than 0.01 left us breathless (though not as breathless as the air in Fargo, one might quip).

In essence, our methodology danced on the precipice of scientific rigor and whimsical exploration, much like a tightrope walker teetering between solemnity and merriment. With a twinkle in our eyes and a touch of statistical wizardry up our sleeves, we endeavored to shed light on this atypical association while keeping our senses sharp and our wits about us in the face of such unexpected correlations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Fargo and Miss America's age. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Wikipedia .

For the time period 1996 to 2022, you found a correlation -0.8707669, r-squared of 0.7582350, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Aerosol Adversity: Air Pollution in Fargo and Miss America’s Age

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examines the curious correlation between air pollution in Fargo, North Dakota, and the age of Miss America. Delving into the EPA's air quality data and Miss America pageant history from 1996 to 2022, our research team discovered a statistically significant relationship with a correlation coefficient of -0.8707669 and p < 0.01. The findings suggest that as air quality worsens in Fargo, the age of Miss America tends to decrease. This unexpected connection raises intriguing questions about the impact of environmental factors on societal trends and the potential influence of air pollution on beauty pageant outcomes. The study not only sheds light on the unusual relationship between seemingly unrelated variables but also highlights the need for further investigation into the interplay between environmental factors and cultural phenomena.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The world of research has often been the stage for unexpected connections and surprising correlations. In a similar vein, our study unveils an anomalous relationship between two seemingly disparate realms: air pollution in Fargo, North Dakota, and the age of Miss America. While one may expect these subjects to have as much in common as a fish and a bicycle, our investigation has uncovered a statistically significant link that is, to put it mildly, quite extraordinary.
As the winds of curiosity propelled our research, we found ourselves blowing in the direction of Fargo's air quality data, compiled with meticulous care by the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA). Simultaneously, we took a trip down the glittering memory lane of the Miss America pageant, arduously examining the age of the crowned queens from 1996 to 2022. What we unearthed was nothing short of a breath of fresh air—well, not quite, as air pollution was involved. Our analysis yielded a correlation coefficient of -0.8707669 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a robust and, dare I say, breathtaking connection.
The revelation that as air quality takes a downward turn in Fargo, the age of Miss America follows suit presents a conundrum that may leave even the most seasoned researchers scratching their heads. Could it be that the winds of change blowing through the prairies of North Dakota have a secret hand in the choice of Miss America? Or is this merely a case of statistical sleight of hand, leading us down a garden path of whimsy and wonder?
In delving into this enigmatic entanglement, we not only aim to captivate the hearts and minds of our esteemed colleagues but secure a firmer grasp on the potential societal impact of environmental factors. So, dear reader, buckle up as we embark on a journey of discovery that promises to be as fascinating as trying to solve a jigsaw puzzle with missing pieces.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The data analysis revealed a striking correlation between air pollution in Fargo, North Dakota, and the age of Miss America. The correlation coefficient of -0.8707669 and the r-squared value of 0.7582350 indicated a strong and statistically significant relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 provided compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis and support the alternative hypothesis that air pollution in Fargo is associated with the age of Miss America.

Figure 1 presents a scatterplot illustrating the inverse relationship between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. The scatterplot unmistakably portrays the downward trend in Miss America's age as air pollution worsens in Fargo. While it may not be a "beauty vs. smog" contest, the visual representation of the data undeniably captures the essence of this unexpected correlation.

These results not only raise eyebrows but also prompt questions about the potential impact of environmental factors on cultural phenomena. The curious connection between air pollution in Fargo and the age of Miss America challenges conventional wisdom, inspiring further exploration into the interplay of seemingly unrelated variables. This revelation underscores the need for continued investigation to elucidate the underlying mechanisms and implications of this peculiar association.

In conclusion, our findings demonstrate a compelling statistical link between air pollution in Fargo and the age of Miss America, providing a thought-provoking insight into the potential influence of environmental factors on societal trends. As we continue to unravel the mysteries of this unexpected relationship, we invite fellow researchers to join us in exploring the captivating interconnections between environmental conditions and cultural phenomena.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Fargo and Miss America's age. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Aerosol Adversity: Air Pollution in Fargo and Miss America’s Age

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examines the curious correlation between air pollution in Fargo, North Dakota, and the age of Miss America. Delving into the EPA's air quality data and Miss America pageant history from 1996 to 2022, our research team discovered a statistically significant relationship with a correlation coefficient of -0.8707669 and p < 0.01. The findings suggest that as air quality worsens in Fargo, the age of Miss America tends to decrease. This unexpected connection raises intriguing questions about the impact of environmental factors on societal trends and the potential influence of air pollution on beauty pageant outcomes. The study not only sheds light on the unusual relationship between seemingly unrelated variables but also highlights the need for further investigation into the interplay between environmental factors and cultural phenomena.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith et al. (2017)," the authors find that air pollution has been linked to numerous adverse health effects, including respiratory and cardiovascular diseases. This comprehensive review of the literature provides a robust foundation for understanding the detrimental impact of poor air quality on human health. Similarly, "Doe and Jones (2019)" highlight the far-reaching consequences of air pollution, emphasizing its role as a significant environmental risk factor.
Venturing into the realms of environmental psychology, "Breathe In, Breathe Out: The Psychology of Air Pollution" by Clear Air examines the psychological implications of living in polluted environments. Their work uncovers the cognitive and emotional effects of air pollution, shedding light on the potential societal repercussions. On a lighter note, "The Air Up There: A Love Story" by Fresh Air explores the metaphorical connection between love and air, providing a whimsical look at the intertwining of human relationships and atmospheric conditions.
As we dig deeper into the literature, we encounter the unexpected and downright bizarre. "Clear as Mud: A Critical Analysis of Air Pollution in Fictional Works" by Novel Insights delves into the portrayal of air pollution in literature, offering a thought-provoking exploration of its symbolic significance in fictional narratives. Furthermore, "Beauty and the Smog: A Tale of Environmental Romance" by Fictional Fantasies presents an imaginative account of love amidst a backdrop of polluted skies, further blurring the lines between reality and fiction.
In an audacious display of academic rigor, our research team scoured the most unconventional of sources, including but not limited to fortune cookies, horoscopes, and even the esoteric wisdom of the local grocery store receipts. While the latter might seem far-fetched, the revelations hidden among the mundane purchases of shampoo and marshmallows proved to be surprisingly enlightening. Who would have thought that the key to unraveling the mystery lay amidst a jumble of aisle numbers and discounts?
Stay tuned as we journey through the hazy landscape of literature, embracing the unexpected and the absurd in our valiant quest for insight and amusement.

[[RESULTS]]
The data analysis revealed a striking correlation between air pollution in Fargo, North Dakota, and the age of Miss America. The correlation coefficient of -0.8707669 and the r-squared value of 0.7582350 indicated a strong and statistically significant relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 provided compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis and support the alternative hypothesis that air pollution in Fargo is associated with the age of Miss America.
Figure 1 presents a scatterplot illustrating the inverse relationship between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. The scatterplot unmistakably portrays the downward trend in Miss America's age as air pollution worsens in Fargo. While it may not be a "beauty vs. smog" contest, the visual representation of the data undeniably captures the essence of this unexpected correlation.
These results not only raise eyebrows but also prompt questions about the potential impact of environmental factors on cultural phenomena. The curious connection between air pollution in Fargo and the age of Miss America challenges conventional wisdom, inspiring further exploration into the interplay of seemingly unrelated variables. This revelation underscores the need for continued investigation to elucidate the underlying mechanisms and implications of this peculiar association.
In conclusion, our findings demonstrate a compelling statistical link between air pollution in Fargo and the age of Miss America, providing a thought-provoking insight into the potential influence of environmental factors on societal trends. As we continue to unravel the mysteries of this unexpected relationship, we invite fellow researchers to join us in exploring the captivating interconnections between environmental conditions and cultural phenomena.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our study unraveled a curious correlation between air pollution in Fargo and the age of Miss America, demonstrating a connection that's as unexpected as finding a soggy umbrella in the desert. Building on the hazy foundation laid out by previous research, our results not only supported the prior findings but also shed new light on the entangled web of environmental factors and cultural phenomena.

As we harken back to the literature review, the work of "Breathe In, Breathe Out: The Psychology of Air Pollution" by Clear Air takes on a newfound significance. The psychological ramifications of polluted environments suddenly seem more pertinent when pondering how air quality might play a role in Miss America pageant outcomes. We can't help but wonder if the decision-making processes of judges might be subconsciously affected by the atmospheric conditions of Fargo.

Moreover, revisiting "Beauty and the Smog: A Tale of Environmental Romance" by Fictional Fantasies now feels less fantastical and more prophetic. The intertwining of love and pollution could be more than just a fictional storyline; it might be a hidden theme in the real-world pageant dynamics.

In terms of our results, the statistical significance of the correlation coefficient and p-value provides solid evidence that the age of Miss America is indeed influenced by the air quality in Fargo, turning the spotlight on a surprisingly breezy connection. The scatterplot showcasing the inverse relationship between air pollution and Miss America's age is a visual reminder that sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction.

This discovery challenges conventions and opens Pandora's box of further inquiries. Who would have thought that the environmental conditions of Fargo could hold sway over the age of Miss America? Our findings invite additional exploration into the potential impact of environmental factors on societal trends and inspire researchers to unravel the captivating riddle of these seemingly unrelated variables. As we embark on this whimsical journey, we hope you'll join us in embracing the unexpected and the absurd.

So, buckle up and don your gas masks, because the air of inquiry is ripe with possibilities and—dare we say—might carry a whiff of unexpected glamour.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Fargo and Miss America's age. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Aerosol Adversity: Air Pollution in Fargo and Miss America’s Age

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examines the curious correlation between air pollution in Fargo, North Dakota, and the age of Miss America. Delving into the EPA's air quality data and Miss America pageant history from 1996 to 2022, our research team discovered a statistically significant relationship with a correlation coefficient of -0.8707669 and p < 0.01. The findings suggest that as air quality worsens in Fargo, the age of Miss America tends to decrease. This unexpected connection raises intriguing questions about the impact of environmental factors on societal trends and the potential influence of air pollution on beauty pageant outcomes. The study not only sheds light on the unusual relationship between seemingly unrelated variables but also highlights the need for further investigation into the interplay between environmental factors and cultural phenomena.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The world of research has often been the stage for unexpected connections and surprising correlations. In a similar vein, our study unveils an anomalous relationship between two seemingly disparate realms: air pollution in Fargo, North Dakota, and the age of Miss America. While one may expect these subjects to have as much in common as a fish and a bicycle, our investigation has uncovered a statistically significant link that is, to put it mildly, quite extraordinary.
As the winds of curiosity propelled our research, we found ourselves blowing in the direction of Fargo's air quality data, compiled with meticulous care by the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA). Simultaneously, we took a trip down the glittering memory lane of the Miss America pageant, arduously examining the age of the crowned queens from 1996 to 2022. What we unearthed was nothing short of a breath of fresh air—well, not quite, as air pollution was involved. Our analysis yielded a correlation coefficient of -0.8707669 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a robust and, dare I say, breathtaking connection.
The revelation that as air quality takes a downward turn in Fargo, the age of Miss America follows suit presents a conundrum that may leave even the most seasoned researchers scratching their heads. Could it be that the winds of change blowing through the prairies of North Dakota have a secret hand in the choice of Miss America? Or is this merely a case of statistical sleight of hand, leading us down a garden path of whimsy and wonder?
In delving into this enigmatic entanglement, we not only aim to captivate the hearts and minds of our esteemed colleagues but secure a firmer grasp on the potential societal impact of environmental factors. So, dear reader, buckle up as we embark on a journey of discovery that promises to be as fascinating as trying to solve a jigsaw puzzle with missing pieces.

[[RESULTS]]
The data analysis revealed a striking correlation between air pollution in Fargo, North Dakota, and the age of Miss America. The correlation coefficient of -0.8707669 and the r-squared value of 0.7582350 indicated a strong and statistically significant relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 provided compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis and support the alternative hypothesis that air pollution in Fargo is associated with the age of Miss America.
Figure 1 presents a scatterplot illustrating the inverse relationship between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. The scatterplot unmistakably portrays the downward trend in Miss America's age as air pollution worsens in Fargo. While it may not be a "beauty vs. smog" contest, the visual representation of the data undeniably captures the essence of this unexpected correlation.
These results not only raise eyebrows but also prompt questions about the potential impact of environmental factors on cultural phenomena. The curious connection between air pollution in Fargo and the age of Miss America challenges conventional wisdom, inspiring further exploration into the interplay of seemingly unrelated variables. This revelation underscores the need for continued investigation to elucidate the underlying mechanisms and implications of this peculiar association.
In conclusion, our findings demonstrate a compelling statistical link between air pollution in Fargo and the age of Miss America, providing a thought-provoking insight into the potential influence of environmental factors on societal trends. As we continue to unravel the mysteries of this unexpected relationship, we invite fellow researchers to join us in exploring the captivating interconnections between environmental conditions and cultural phenomena.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In closing, our research has uncovered a correlation that is as surprising as finding a pair of stilettos in a coal mine—the connection between air pollution in Fargo and the age of Miss America. It seems that as the air quality in Fargo deteriorates, the age of Miss America tends to decrease faster than a contestant sprinting down the runway in heels. The statistical significance of this association is more astounding than a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat at a science fair.

The results of our study not only raise eyebrows but also open the floodgates of absurdity, prompting us to ponder whether Miss America is being chosen by a panel of environmental activists rather than beauty pageant judges. However, as humorous as it may sound, the implications of this correlation extend far beyond the realm of comedy as they support the need to consider environmental influences on seemingly unrelated societal phenomena.

As we bid adieu to this captivating conundrum, we firmly advocate for a pause in further research in this area. The findings from our study have left us in a state of bemusement, and we believe that any more investigation into this peculiar relationship would be akin to trying to solve a puzzle with a piece missing—futile and frustrating. This unexpected association may forever remain an enigma, a delightful anomaly in the annals of research, reminding us that sometimes, science can be as unpredictable as a beauty pageant contestant's talent portion.


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System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Aerosol Adversity: Air Pollution in Fargo and Miss America’s Age. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Eclectic Environmental Research


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User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Aerosol Adversity: Air Pollution in Fargo and Miss America’s Age. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Unconventional Environmental Research and Discovery


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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Aerosol Adversity: Air Pollution in Fargo and Miss America’s Age with an abstract of This paper examines the curious correlation between air pollution in Fargo, North Dakota, and the age of Miss America. Delving into the EPA's air quality data and Miss America pageant history from 1996 to 2022, our research team discovered a statistically significant relationship with a correlation coefficient of -0.8707669 and p < 0.01. The findings suggest that as air quality worsens in Fargo, the age of Miss America tends to decrease. This unexpected connection raises intriguing questions about the impact of environmental factors on societal trends and the potential influence of air pollution on beauty pageant outcomes. The study not only sheds light on the unusual relationship between seemingly unrelated variables but also highlights the need for further investigation into the interplay between environmental factors and cultural phenomena.

ChatGPT:

air pollution fargo, miss america age, EPA air quality data, miss america pageant history, correlation coefficient, environmental factors, societal trends, beauty pageant outcomes, interplay between environmental factors and cultural phenomena

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Data details

Air pollution in Fargo
Detailed data title: Percentage of days with air quality at 'unhealthy for sensitive groups' or worse in Fargo, ND-MN
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
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Miss America's age
Source: Wikipedia
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Correlation r = -0.8707669 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7582350 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 75.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Miss America's age) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Fargo) over the 27 years from 1996 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.5E-9. 0.0000000035168065588435216000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as -0.87 in 3.5E-7% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 284,348,878 random variables You don't actually need 284 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 26 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 26 because we have two variables measured over a period of 27 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ -0.94, -0.73 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Air pollution in Fargo (Bad air quality days)0.002732240.00273973000.002732240.0027397300.0027397300.002762430.002747250.008241760.002732240.005479450.002739730000.002739730.00821918000.002777780.0055096400.0468320.00273973
Miss America's age (Age in years)24232124242421222124222019222217232424232121232524020




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Inverted Y-axis: I inverted the Y-axis on the chart above so that the lines would move together. This is visually pleasing, but not at all intuitive. Below is a line graph that does not invert the Y-axis and starts at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0.00273224,0.00273973,0,0,0.00273224,0.00273973,0,0.00273973,0,0.00276243,0.00274725,0.00824176,0.00273224,0.00547945,0.00273973,0,0,0,0.00273973,0.00821918,0,0,0.00277778,0.00550964,0,0.046832,0.00273973,])
array_2 = np.array([24,23,21,24,24,24,21,22,21,24,22,20,19,22,22,17,23,24,24,23,21,21,23,25,24,0,20,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Fargo"
array_2_name = "Miss America's age"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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