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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Butter consumption and the second variable is Deere & Company's stock price (DE).  The chart goes from 2002 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As butter consumption rose, people's spirits were buttered up, leading to an increased demand for baked goods. This spike in demand put a lot of dough in the pockets of farmers, prompting them to invest in more Deere tractors and equipment. As a result, Deere & Company's stock price churned out some impressive gains, proving that when it comes to the market, it's not just about the bread, but also about the butter on top!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a sunlit meadow where a group of people are enjoying a picnic, spreading butter on freshly baked bread. In the background, a farmer uses a John Deere tractor to tend to the fields. Have one of the picnic-goers holding a smartphone showing the Deere & Company's stock price. The overall scene should exude a sense of warmth and relaxation, with an emphasis on the natural beauty of the landscape and the enjoyment of a simple, wholesome meal in the open air. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Butter consumption and Deere & Company's stock price. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Macabre Realistic Steampunk Celtic art Cutsy graphics
ChatGPT: Realistic

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Butter consumption and Deere & Company's stock price together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A group of people enjoying a picnic in a sunlit meadow, spreading butter on freshly baked bread, while in the background, a farmer uses a John Deere tractor to tend to the fields. The Deere & Company's stock price is displayed on a smartphone held by one of the picnic-goers.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Realistic ] and depicting this scene: A group of people enjoying a picnic in a sunlit meadow, spreading butter on freshly baked bread, while in the background, a farmer uses a John Deere tractor to tend to the fields. The Deere & Company's stock price is displayed on a smartphone held by one of the picnic-goers. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a sunlit meadow where a group of people are enjoying a picnic, spreading butter on freshly baked bread. In the background, a farmer uses a John Deere tractor to tend to the fields. Have one of the picnic-goers holding a smartphone showing the Deere & Company's stock price. The overall scene should exude a sense of warmth and relaxation, with an emphasis on the natural beauty of the landscape and the enjoyment of a simple, wholesome meal in the open air.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Butter consumption caused Deere & Company's stock price (DE) to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Butter and Deere & Company: Buttering Up Stock Prices

The Journal of Agricultural Finance and Butter Economics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and Deere & Company's stock price (DE). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8997447 and p < 0.01 for 2002 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Butter and Deere & Company: Buttering Up Stock Prices

[[ABSTRACT]]
The quest to understand the peculiar ties between butter consumption and the stock performance of Deere & Company has long perplexed investors and analysts alike. Our study delves deep into this unconventional relationship between a dairy staple and the stock price of one of the leading manufacturers of agricultural machinery. Leveraging data sourced from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) over the period of 2002 to 2021, we sought to unravel the mysterious correlation that has eluded scholars for decades.

Our findings reveal a startling correlation coefficient of 0.8997447 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, establishing a robust connection between butter consumption and the fluctuations in Deere & Company’s stock price. Evidently, when it comes to Deere & Company's success, butter must not be underestimated – quite a buttery discovery, one might say.

With unanticipated outcomes and quirky associations, this research sheds light on the unexpected variables that can influence stock market dynamics. Our study aims to encourage a broader exploration of unlikely connections in financial analyses, while simultaneously providing an amusing anecdote to ignite more interest in the interplay between everyday commodities and market performance. After all, who would have thought that butter could churn up stock prices in the world of financial markets?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and Deere & Company's stock price (DE). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Butter and Deere & Company: Buttering Up Stock Prices

[[ABSTRACT]]
The quest to understand the peculiar ties between butter consumption and the stock performance of Deere & Company has long perplexed investors and analysts alike. Our study delves deep into this unconventional relationship between a dairy staple and the stock price of one of the leading manufacturers of agricultural machinery. Leveraging data sourced from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) over the period of 2002 to 2021, we sought to unravel the mysterious correlation that has eluded scholars for decades.

Our findings reveal a startling correlation coefficient of 0.8997447 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, establishing a robust connection between butter consumption and the fluctuations in Deere & Company’s stock price. Evidently, when it comes to Deere & Company's success, butter must not be underestimated – quite a buttery discovery, one might say.

With unanticipated outcomes and quirky associations, this research sheds light on the unexpected variables that can influence stock market dynamics. Our study aims to encourage a broader exploration of unlikely connections in financial analyses, while simultaneously providing an amusing anecdote to ignite more interest in the interplay between everyday commodities and market performance. After all, who would have thought that butter could churn up stock prices in the world of financial markets?

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Butter. The creamy, golden elixir that elevates our taste buds while simultaneously stirring up a plethora of health debates. Deere & Company, on the other hand, is a stalwart in the realm of agricultural machinery, plowing its way through the stock market. But what if we told you that these two seemingly unrelated entities are actually entwined in an enigmatic dance of market influence?

Now, before you say we've churned out an utterly ridiculous hypothesis, let's consider this peculiar connection with an open mind. Butter may be the bread and butter of our culinary endeavors, but could it also have a knack for greasing the wheels of stock prices? We embarked on this quest armed with nothing but a spatula and a stock ticker, uncovering the intriguing correlation between butter consumption and the performance of Deere & Company's stock (DE). It's enough to make one wonder if investors and cows have more in common than meets the eye.

As we delve into the curdled depths of this relationship, we strive to approach our findings with the requisite sophistication and statistical scrutiny – no need to spread any thinly-veiled assumptions here! Our study plows through years of meticulously collected data, weeding out confounding variables to unearth a robust association between butter and the fluctuation in Deere & Company's stock price. It seems that, like a can of whipped cream, there's more to this correlation than meets the eye – a revelation that may butter up the financial world.

Skeptics may raise an eyebrow at this unconventional investigation, but rest assured, we have wielded the tools of statistics with utmost care and precision. Our findings boast a correlation coefficient that is nothing short of "gouda" – a whopping 0.8997447, to be exact. Pair that with a p-value of less than 0.01, and we've got a statistical concoction that even the staunchest research purists would be "butter off accepting." With such compelling evidence, it appears that whether in the kitchen or the stock market, butter commands a power that is not to be underestimated.

In the realm of financial analysis, our research stands as a reminder that even the most unexpected variables can hold sway over market dynamics. So, it's high time we embrace the peculiar, the offbeat, and the seemingly unrelated in our quest for deeper insights. Who knows? The world of finance may yet be filled with hidden correlations more surprising than finding jam in the butter churn – and as for our findings, well, they're certainly no mere "spread" of imagination!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and Deere & Company's stock price (DE). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Butter and Deere & Company: Buttering Up Stock Prices

[[ABSTRACT]]
The quest to understand the peculiar ties between butter consumption and the stock performance of Deere & Company has long perplexed investors and analysts alike. Our study delves deep into this unconventional relationship between a dairy staple and the stock price of one of the leading manufacturers of agricultural machinery. Leveraging data sourced from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) over the period of 2002 to 2021, we sought to unravel the mysterious correlation that has eluded scholars for decades.

Our findings reveal a startling correlation coefficient of 0.8997447 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, establishing a robust connection between butter consumption and the fluctuations in Deere & Company’s stock price. Evidently, when it comes to Deere & Company's success, butter must not be underestimated – quite a buttery discovery, one might say.

With unanticipated outcomes and quirky associations, this research sheds light on the unexpected variables that can influence stock market dynamics. Our study aims to encourage a broader exploration of unlikely connections in financial analyses, while simultaneously providing an amusing anecdote to ignite more interest in the interplay between everyday commodities and market performance. After all, who would have thought that butter could churn up stock prices in the world of financial markets?

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Butter. The creamy, golden elixir that elevates our taste buds while simultaneously stirring up a plethora of health debates. Deere & Company, on the other hand, is a stalwart in the realm of agricultural machinery, plowing its way through the stock market. But what if we told you that these two seemingly unrelated entities are actually entwined in an enigmatic dance of market influence?
Now, before you say we've churned out an utterly ridiculous hypothesis, let's consider this peculiar connection with an open mind. Butter may be the bread and butter of our culinary endeavors, but could it also have a knack for greasing the wheels of stock prices? We embarked on this quest armed with nothing but a spatula and a stock ticker, uncovering the intriguing correlation between butter consumption and the performance of Deere & Company's stock (DE). It's enough to make one wonder if investors and cows have more in common than meets the eye.
As we delve into the curdled depths of this relationship, we strive to approach our findings with the requisite sophistication and statistical scrutiny – no need to spread any thinly-veiled assumptions here! Our study plows through years of meticulously collected data, weeding out confounding variables to unearth a robust association between butter and the fluctuation in Deere & Company's stock price. It seems that, like a can of whipped cream, there's more to this correlation than meets the eye – a revelation that may butter up the financial world.
Skeptics may raise an eyebrow at this unconventional investigation, but rest assured, we have wielded the tools of statistics with utmost care and precision. Our findings boast a correlation coefficient that is nothing short of "gouda" – a whopping 0.8997447, to be exact. Pair that with a p-value of less than 0.01, and we've got a statistical concoction that even the staunchest research purists would be "butter off accepting." With such compelling evidence, it appears that whether in the kitchen or the stock market, butter commands a power that is not to be underestimated.
In the realm of financial analysis, our research stands as a reminder that even the most unexpected variables can hold sway over market dynamics. So, it's high time we embrace the peculiar, the offbeat, and the seemingly unrelated in our quest for deeper insights. Who knows? The world of finance may yet be filled with hidden correlations more surprising than finding jam in the butter churn – and as for our findings, well, they're certainly no mere "spread" of imagination!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Several studies have delved into the intricate web of relationships between consumer behavior and stock prices, but few have ventured into the uncharted territory of butter consumption and its curious impact on the stock performance of Deere & Company. In "Smith et al.'s Analysis of Unconventional Market Influences," the authors investigate a myriad of obscure connections within financial markets, yet fail to mention the potential sway of dairy products on agricultural machinery stocks. Similarly, Doe and Jones' "Financial Quirks and Mysteries Unveiled" offers an extensive analysis of unconventional market variables, but curiously overlooks the tantalizing allure of butter in the context of Deere & Company's stock price.

As we navigate through the rich tapestry of finance and food, it becomes evident that the literature on this quizzical correlation is as sparse as a slice of butter in a low-fat diet. Nevertheless, we must not underestimate the power of unexpected variables, for as "Book" by Lorem and Ipsum attests, the most profound discoveries often stem from the most eccentric of hypotheses.

Turning to non-fiction works, "The Economics of Dairy Products" by Milk and Churn provides a scholarly exploration of the dairy industry, shedding light on the potential influence of butter consumption on the agricultural sector. On the other hand, "Agricultural Machinery: A Tale of Innovation" by Tractor and Plow recounts the evolution of farming equipment, prompting one to ponder if the greasy whims of butter have nestled their way into the gears of financial performance.

Venturing further into fictional realms, "The Butter Conspiracy" by Margarine Butterfield hints at clandestine machinations within the dairy sector, beckoning readers to contemplate if the plot is thicker than it seems. Additionally, "The Stock Price and the Scone" by Baker Yeast is a whimsical tale that, while seemingly unrelated, prompts one to consider the crossroads of food and finance in a palatable narrative.

In a bid to thoroughly exhaust the sources on this offbeat investigation, the authors left no stone unturned, treading to the fringes of absurdity in the pursuit of knowledge. In a surprising twist, it was discovered that even the backs of shampoo bottles held no yieldable secrets related to the confounding affair of butter and Deere & Company's stock price. It appears that this peculiar correlation may be destined to carve its own path through the annals of financial enigma, leaving researchers to churn out quirky hypotheses that may just butter up the conversation in future scholarly pursuits. After all, when it comes to unraveling the mysteries of the market, one must be willing to spread their net wide – or should we say, spread the butter thinly.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and Deere & Company's stock price (DE). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2002 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Butter and Deere & Company: Buttering Up Stock Prices

[[ABSTRACT]]
The quest to understand the peculiar ties between butter consumption and the stock performance of Deere & Company has long perplexed investors and analysts alike. Our study delves deep into this unconventional relationship between a dairy staple and the stock price of one of the leading manufacturers of agricultural machinery. Leveraging data sourced from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) over the period of 2002 to 2021, we sought to unravel the mysterious correlation that has eluded scholars for decades.

Our findings reveal a startling correlation coefficient of 0.8997447 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, establishing a robust connection between butter consumption and the fluctuations in Deere & Company’s stock price. Evidently, when it comes to Deere & Company's success, butter must not be underestimated – quite a buttery discovery, one might say.

With unanticipated outcomes and quirky associations, this research sheds light on the unexpected variables that can influence stock market dynamics. Our study aims to encourage a broader exploration of unlikely connections in financial analyses, while simultaneously providing an amusing anecdote to ignite more interest in the interplay between everyday commodities and market performance. After all, who would have thought that butter could churn up stock prices in the world of financial markets?

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Butter. The creamy, golden elixir that elevates our taste buds while simultaneously stirring up a plethora of health debates. Deere & Company, on the other hand, is a stalwart in the realm of agricultural machinery, plowing its way through the stock market. But what if we told you that these two seemingly unrelated entities are actually entwined in an enigmatic dance of market influence?
Now, before you say we've churned out an utterly ridiculous hypothesis, let's consider this peculiar connection with an open mind. Butter may be the bread and butter of our culinary endeavors, but could it also have a knack for greasing the wheels of stock prices? We embarked on this quest armed with nothing but a spatula and a stock ticker, uncovering the intriguing correlation between butter consumption and the performance of Deere & Company's stock (DE). It's enough to make one wonder if investors and cows have more in common than meets the eye.
As we delve into the curdled depths of this relationship, we strive to approach our findings with the requisite sophistication and statistical scrutiny – no need to spread any thinly-veiled assumptions here! Our study plows through years of meticulously collected data, weeding out confounding variables to unearth a robust association between butter and the fluctuation in Deere & Company's stock price. It seems that, like a can of whipped cream, there's more to this correlation than meets the eye – a revelation that may butter up the financial world.
Skeptics may raise an eyebrow at this unconventional investigation, but rest assured, we have wielded the tools of statistics with utmost care and precision. Our findings boast a correlation coefficient that is nothing short of "gouda" – a whopping 0.8997447, to be exact. Pair that with a p-value of less than 0.01, and we've got a statistical concoction that even the staunchest research purists would be "butter off accepting." With such compelling evidence, it appears that whether in the kitchen or the stock market, butter commands a power that is not to be underestimated.
In the realm of financial analysis, our research stands as a reminder that even the most unexpected variables can hold sway over market dynamics. So, it's high time we embrace the peculiar, the offbeat, and the seemingly unrelated in our quest for deeper insights. Who knows? The world of finance may yet be filled with hidden correlations more surprising than finding jam in the butter churn – and as for our findings, well, they're certainly no mere "spread" of imagination!

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

Methodology

The methodology employed in this study aimed to uncover the mysterious correlation between butter consumption and the stock performance of Deere & Company (DE). Our data collection process resembled a detective's pursuit of clues, combing through information from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) during the period from 2002 to 2021. We assembled an eclectic assortment of data points, much like a recipe for a peculiar financial stew – one that leaves you wondering if you accidentally added butter instead of broth. Did you hear about the scientist who got chilled by liquid nitrogen? He said he was zero K. But enough of these cold puns, let’s warm up to the methodological intricacies of our investigation.

To map out the trajectory of butter consumption, we acquired data from various sources, ensuring that our exploration of this creamy commodity was as comprehensive as a buffet spread. From per capita butter consumption in pounds to global production figures, we sieved through the data with the diligence of a pastry chef sifting flour, all in pursuit of the perfect pie crust – or in our case, the perfect correlation.

As for the stock price of Deere & Company (DE), we ventured into the labyrinthine world of financial data with the same fortitude as a farmer navigating a corn maze. Our team scrutinized daily stock prices, historical trends, and analyst reports, constructing a mosaic of market movements that rival even the most intricate agricultural patterns.

With an eye for statistical precision and a penchant for the unexpected, we unleashed the power of correlation analysis. Like alchemists fashioning gold from base metals, we sought to distill meaningful insights from the sea of data at our disposal. We wielded correlation coefficients and p-values like spells from an arcane tome, spinning an analytical web that not even Arachnophobia could match.

Our methodology also included the application of sophisticated statistical models to explore the nuances of this association. We unleashed the formidable might of regression analysis to disentangle the web of interconnections between butter consumption and DE stock performance, akin to unraveling a braided loaf of challah.

Beyond the quantitative vantage point, our study embraced a qualitative appraisal of market trends and consumer behaviors. We conducted interviews and focus groups with industry experts, consumers, and market analysts – a veritable chorus of voices contributing to the symphony of our findings. It's almost as though we gathered around a campfire, swapping stories about churning butter and turning market tides.

Our data set swelled like a rising soufflé, encompassing a multitude of variables such as economic indicators, global trade patterns, and consumer sentiments. We employed robust methodologies to control for confounding factors, sifting through the data with the discernment of a sommelier appraising a fine wine – though, in this case, the vintage was correlation, not Cabernet.

The data underwent rigorous scrutiny to ensure its reliability and integrity. We employed various statistical tests and diagnostic measures, scrutinizing the data for outliers and anomalies as detectives comb a crime scene for telltale clues. We weren't going to let any rogue butter churnil up the sanctity of our findings!

All analyses were conducted using state-of-the-art statistical software packages, guiding us through the mathematical labyrinth with the ease of a GPS in an unfamiliar neighborhood. Our statistical toolkit ranged from the humble t-test to the formidable multivariate regression, akin to wielding both a whisk and a flamethrower in the kitchen – a strange but effective combination.

With our methodology serving as the compass that charted our course through this unexplored territory, we navigated the chaotic seas of data with the steely resolve of intrepid explorers. We embraced the unexpected, the unusual, and the inexplicable, all in the pursuit of deeper understanding. As the saying goes, the butter may have been slippery, but it couldn't evade our meticulous scrutiny.

As the curtains draw on our exploration of the research methods, we stand at the brink of unveiling the intriguing connection between butter consumption and the stock price of Deere & Company. Stay tuned for the unraveling of this peculiar relationship, as we slice through the data with the precision of a butter knife – not to spread, but to reveal the delectable findings that lie within.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and Deere & Company's stock price (DE). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2002 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8997447, r-squared of 0.8095405, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Butter and Deere & Company: Buttering Up Stock Prices

[[ABSTRACT]]
The quest to understand the peculiar ties between butter consumption and the stock performance of Deere & Company has long perplexed investors and analysts alike. Our study delves deep into this unconventional relationship between a dairy staple and the stock price of one of the leading manufacturers of agricultural machinery. Leveraging data sourced from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) over the period of 2002 to 2021, we sought to unravel the mysterious correlation that has eluded scholars for decades.

Our findings reveal a startling correlation coefficient of 0.8997447 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, establishing a robust connection between butter consumption and the fluctuations in Deere & Company’s stock price. Evidently, when it comes to Deere & Company's success, butter must not be underestimated – quite a buttery discovery, one might say.

With unanticipated outcomes and quirky associations, this research sheds light on the unexpected variables that can influence stock market dynamics. Our study aims to encourage a broader exploration of unlikely connections in financial analyses, while simultaneously providing an amusing anecdote to ignite more interest in the interplay between everyday commodities and market performance. After all, who would have thought that butter could churn up stock prices in the world of financial markets?

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Butter. The creamy, golden elixir that elevates our taste buds while simultaneously stirring up a plethora of health debates. Deere & Company, on the other hand, is a stalwart in the realm of agricultural machinery, plowing its way through the stock market. But what if we told you that these two seemingly unrelated entities are actually entwined in an enigmatic dance of market influence?
Now, before you say we've churned out an utterly ridiculous hypothesis, let's consider this peculiar connection with an open mind. Butter may be the bread and butter of our culinary endeavors, but could it also have a knack for greasing the wheels of stock prices? We embarked on this quest armed with nothing but a spatula and a stock ticker, uncovering the intriguing correlation between butter consumption and the performance of Deere & Company's stock (DE). It's enough to make one wonder if investors and cows have more in common than meets the eye.
As we delve into the curdled depths of this relationship, we strive to approach our findings with the requisite sophistication and statistical scrutiny – no need to spread any thinly-veiled assumptions here! Our study plows through years of meticulously collected data, weeding out confounding variables to unearth a robust association between butter and the fluctuation in Deere & Company's stock price. It seems that, like a can of whipped cream, there's more to this correlation than meets the eye – a revelation that may butter up the financial world.
Skeptics may raise an eyebrow at this unconventional investigation, but rest assured, we have wielded the tools of statistics with utmost care and precision. Our findings boast a correlation coefficient that is nothing short of "gouda" – a whopping 0.8997447, to be exact. Pair that with a p-value of less than 0.01, and we've got a statistical concoction that even the staunchest research purists would be "butter off accepting." With such compelling evidence, it appears that whether in the kitchen or the stock market, butter commands a power that is not to be underestimated.
In the realm of financial analysis, our research stands as a reminder that even the most unexpected variables can hold sway over market dynamics. So, it's high time we embrace the peculiar, the offbeat, and the seemingly unrelated in our quest for deeper insights. Who knows? The world of finance may yet be filled with hidden correlations more surprising than finding jam in the butter churn – and as for our findings, well, they're certainly no mere "spread" of imagination!

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our analysis revealed a remarkably strong positive correlation between butter consumption and the stock price of Deere & Company (DE) from 2002 to 2021, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8997447. This significant correlation indicates that as butter consumption increased, so did the stock price of Deere & Company. It’s clear that butter truly has the potential to churn up more than just baked goods and pancakes – it’s an unexpected force in the financial world too.

The r-squared value of 0.8095405 further underscores the robustness of the relationship observed between butter consumption and the stock performance of Deere & Company. This suggests that a substantial portion of the variability in DE stock prices can be attributed to fluctuations in butter consumption. Who would've thought that a dairy product could play such a pivotal role in the agricultural machinery market – it seems that butter truly does make everything better, even stock prices!

In support of our findings, the p-value of less than 0.01 firmly establishes the statistical significance of the observed correlation. This indicates that the likelihood of observing such a strong correlation by random chance is exceedingly low. It’s safe to say that the connection between butter and the stock price of Deere & Company is no fluke – if you have been skeptical, it's time to spread some acceptance like butter on hot toast!

Our findings are visually encapsulated in Figure 1, a scatterplot that visually conveys the striking correlation between butter consumption and the stock price of Deere & Company. Just like a perfectly timed butter joke, this figure highlights the unmistakable relationship between these seemingly disparate variables, leaving us not just with data, but with a belly full of laughter and a mind brimming with curiosity.

In conclusion, our results not only quell the skepticism surrounding the unlikely association between butter consumption and stock prices but also serve as a delightful reminder that in the world of financial markets, unexpected influencers can have a substantial impact. As we ponder the buttery mysteries of the market, it becomes abundantly clear that when it comes to the stock price of Deere & Company, butter is more than just a spread – it's an essential ingredient in the recipe for success!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and Deere & Company's stock price (DE). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Butter and Deere & Company: Buttering Up Stock Prices

[[ABSTRACT]]
The quest to understand the peculiar ties between butter consumption and the stock performance of Deere & Company has long perplexed investors and analysts alike. Our study delves deep into this unconventional relationship between a dairy staple and the stock price of one of the leading manufacturers of agricultural machinery. Leveraging data sourced from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) over the period of 2002 to 2021, we sought to unravel the mysterious correlation that has eluded scholars for decades.

Our findings reveal a startling correlation coefficient of 0.8997447 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, establishing a robust connection between butter consumption and the fluctuations in Deere & Company’s stock price. Evidently, when it comes to Deere & Company's success, butter must not be underestimated – quite a buttery discovery, one might say.

With unanticipated outcomes and quirky associations, this research sheds light on the unexpected variables that can influence stock market dynamics. Our study aims to encourage a broader exploration of unlikely connections in financial analyses, while simultaneously providing an amusing anecdote to ignite more interest in the interplay between everyday commodities and market performance. After all, who would have thought that butter could churn up stock prices in the world of financial markets?

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Several studies have delved into the intricate web of relationships between consumer behavior and stock prices, but few have ventured into the uncharted territory of butter consumption and its curious impact on the stock performance of Deere & Company. In "Smith et al.'s Analysis of Unconventional Market Influences," the authors investigate a myriad of obscure connections within financial markets, yet fail to mention the potential sway of dairy products on agricultural machinery stocks. Similarly, Doe and Jones' "Financial Quirks and Mysteries Unveiled" offers an extensive analysis of unconventional market variables, but curiously overlooks the tantalizing allure of butter in the context of Deere & Company's stock price.
As we navigate through the rich tapestry of finance and food, it becomes evident that the literature on this quizzical correlation is as sparse as a slice of butter in a low-fat diet. Nevertheless, we must not underestimate the power of unexpected variables, for as "Book" by Lorem and Ipsum attests, the most profound discoveries often stem from the most eccentric of hypotheses.
Turning to non-fiction works, "The Economics of Dairy Products" by Milk and Churn provides a scholarly exploration of the dairy industry, shedding light on the potential influence of butter consumption on the agricultural sector. On the other hand, "Agricultural Machinery: A Tale of Innovation" by Tractor and Plow recounts the evolution of farming equipment, prompting one to ponder if the greasy whims of butter have nestled their way into the gears of financial performance.
Venturing further into fictional realms, "The Butter Conspiracy" by Margarine Butterfield hints at clandestine machinations within the dairy sector, beckoning readers to contemplate if the plot is thicker than it seems. Additionally, "The Stock Price and the Scone" by Baker Yeast is a whimsical tale that, while seemingly unrelated, prompts one to consider the crossroads of food and finance in a palatable narrative.
In a bid to thoroughly exhaust the sources on this offbeat investigation, the authors left no stone unturned, treading to the fringes of absurdity in the pursuit of knowledge. In a surprising twist, it was discovered that even the backs of shampoo bottles held no yieldable secrets related to the confounding affair of butter and Deere & Company's stock price. It appears that this peculiar correlation may be destined to carve its own path through the annals of financial enigma, leaving researchers to churn out quirky hypotheses that may just butter up the conversation in future scholarly pursuits. After all, when it comes to unraveling the mysteries of the market, one must be willing to spread their net wide – or should we say, spread the butter thinly.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis revealed a remarkably strong positive correlation between butter consumption and the stock price of Deere & Company (DE) from 2002 to 2021, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8997447. This significant correlation indicates that as butter consumption increased, so did the stock price of Deere & Company. It’s clear that butter truly has the potential to churn up more than just baked goods and pancakes – it’s an unexpected force in the financial world too.
The r-squared value of 0.8095405 further underscores the robustness of the relationship observed between butter consumption and the stock performance of Deere & Company. This suggests that a substantial portion of the variability in DE stock prices can be attributed to fluctuations in butter consumption. Who would've thought that a dairy product could play such a pivotal role in the agricultural machinery market – it seems that butter truly does make everything better, even stock prices!
In support of our findings, the p-value of less than 0.01 firmly establishes the statistical significance of the observed correlation. This indicates that the likelihood of observing such a strong correlation by random chance is exceedingly low. It’s safe to say that the connection between butter and the stock price of Deere & Company is no fluke – if you have been skeptical, it's time to spread some acceptance like butter on hot toast!
Our findings are visually encapsulated in Figure 1, a scatterplot that visually conveys the striking correlation between butter consumption and the stock price of Deere & Company. Just like a perfectly timed butter joke, this figure highlights the unmistakable relationship between these seemingly disparate variables, leaving us not just with data, but with a belly full of laughter and a mind brimming with curiosity.
In conclusion, our results not only quell the skepticism surrounding the unlikely association between butter consumption and stock prices but also serve as a delightful reminder that in the world of financial markets, unexpected influencers can have a substantial impact. As we ponder the buttery mysteries of the market, it becomes abundantly clear that when it comes to the stock price of Deere & Company, butter is more than just a spread – it's an essential ingredient in the recipe for success!

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study not only demonstrate a robust and statistically significant relationship between butter consumption and the stock price of Deere & Company, but also serve as a tantalizing reminder that in the realm of financial markets, the most unconventional influencers can hold significant sway. Our findings are in line with prior research, which has hinted at the potential impacts of unforeseen variables on stock performance.

Delving into the world of literature on unusual market connections, we were amused to find that despite taking a whimsical approach, our quirky investigation uncovered a correlation that underpins the power of unconventional influences on stock prices. Surprisingly enough, the buttering up of Deere & Company’s stock price is not just a charming idiosyncrasy but a significant factor that must be considered in financial analyses.

The strong positive correlation we observed is a testament to the unexpected interplay between butter consumption and stock prices. This finding is consistent with the literature that hints at the profound discoveries stemming from seemingly eccentric hypotheses. As we witness the buttery discovery unfold, it becomes evident that perhaps the most trivial of factors may hold the key to unraveling the mysteries of financial markets, just as a well-timed dad joke can lighten up a room.

The statistically significant p-value reinforces the notion that the association between butter consumption and Deere & Company’s stock price is no fluky happenstance. This validation breathes new life into the notion that in the complex dynamics of financial markets, the least expected influencers can wield significant impact.

As seen in Figure 1, the scatterplot visually exemplifies the striking correlation between butter consumption and the stock price of Deere & Company, a visual representation that elicits not only data but a hearty laugh at the unanticipated nature of their connection. This reinforces the idea that in the world of financial markets, unlikely variables can indeed churn up substantial impacts – not unlike the way butter transforms a plain slice of bread into a delightful treat.

In closing, our findings endorse not only the compelling relationship between butter consumption and stock prices but also underscore the need to explore and embrace the unexpected influencers that can sway market dynamics. Thus, when it comes to deciphering the enigmatic stock price of Deere & Company, we might just find that butter isn't merely a spread – it's a critical ingredient in the recipe for success.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and Deere & Company's stock price (DE). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Butter and Deere & Company: Buttering Up Stock Prices

[[ABSTRACT]]
The quest to understand the peculiar ties between butter consumption and the stock performance of Deere & Company has long perplexed investors and analysts alike. Our study delves deep into this unconventional relationship between a dairy staple and the stock price of one of the leading manufacturers of agricultural machinery. Leveraging data sourced from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) over the period of 2002 to 2021, we sought to unravel the mysterious correlation that has eluded scholars for decades.

Our findings reveal a startling correlation coefficient of 0.8997447 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, establishing a robust connection between butter consumption and the fluctuations in Deere & Company’s stock price. Evidently, when it comes to Deere & Company's success, butter must not be underestimated – quite a buttery discovery, one might say.

With unanticipated outcomes and quirky associations, this research sheds light on the unexpected variables that can influence stock market dynamics. Our study aims to encourage a broader exploration of unlikely connections in financial analyses, while simultaneously providing an amusing anecdote to ignite more interest in the interplay between everyday commodities and market performance. After all, who would have thought that butter could churn up stock prices in the world of financial markets?

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Butter. The creamy, golden elixir that elevates our taste buds while simultaneously stirring up a plethora of health debates. Deere & Company, on the other hand, is a stalwart in the realm of agricultural machinery, plowing its way through the stock market. But what if we told you that these two seemingly unrelated entities are actually entwined in an enigmatic dance of market influence?
Now, before you say we've churned out an utterly ridiculous hypothesis, let's consider this peculiar connection with an open mind. Butter may be the bread and butter of our culinary endeavors, but could it also have a knack for greasing the wheels of stock prices? We embarked on this quest armed with nothing but a spatula and a stock ticker, uncovering the intriguing correlation between butter consumption and the performance of Deere & Company's stock (DE). It's enough to make one wonder if investors and cows have more in common than meets the eye.
As we delve into the curdled depths of this relationship, we strive to approach our findings with the requisite sophistication and statistical scrutiny – no need to spread any thinly-veiled assumptions here! Our study plows through years of meticulously collected data, weeding out confounding variables to unearth a robust association between butter and the fluctuation in Deere & Company's stock price. It seems that, like a can of whipped cream, there's more to this correlation than meets the eye – a revelation that may butter up the financial world.
Skeptics may raise an eyebrow at this unconventional investigation, but rest assured, we have wielded the tools of statistics with utmost care and precision. Our findings boast a correlation coefficient that is nothing short of "gouda" – a whopping 0.8997447, to be exact. Pair that with a p-value of less than 0.01, and we've got a statistical concoction that even the staunchest research purists would be "butter off accepting." With such compelling evidence, it appears that whether in the kitchen or the stock market, butter commands a power that is not to be underestimated.
In the realm of financial analysis, our research stands as a reminder that even the most unexpected variables can hold sway over market dynamics. So, it's high time we embrace the peculiar, the offbeat, and the seemingly unrelated in our quest for deeper insights. Who knows? The world of finance may yet be filled with hidden correlations more surprising than finding jam in the butter churn – and as for our findings, well, they're certainly no mere "spread" of imagination!

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis revealed a remarkably strong positive correlation between butter consumption and the stock price of Deere & Company (DE) from 2002 to 2021, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8997447. This significant correlation indicates that as butter consumption increased, so did the stock price of Deere & Company. It’s clear that butter truly has the potential to churn up more than just baked goods and pancakes – it’s an unexpected force in the financial world too.
The r-squared value of 0.8095405 further underscores the robustness of the relationship observed between butter consumption and the stock performance of Deere & Company. This suggests that a substantial portion of the variability in DE stock prices can be attributed to fluctuations in butter consumption. Who would've thought that a dairy product could play such a pivotal role in the agricultural machinery market – it seems that butter truly does make everything better, even stock prices!
In support of our findings, the p-value of less than 0.01 firmly establishes the statistical significance of the observed correlation. This indicates that the likelihood of observing such a strong correlation by random chance is exceedingly low. It’s safe to say that the connection between butter and the stock price of Deere & Company is no fluke – if you have been skeptical, it's time to spread some acceptance like butter on hot toast!
Our findings are visually encapsulated in Figure 1, a scatterplot that visually conveys the striking correlation between butter consumption and the stock price of Deere & Company. Just like a perfectly timed butter joke, this figure highlights the unmistakable relationship between these seemingly disparate variables, leaving us not just with data, but with a belly full of laughter and a mind brimming with curiosity.
In conclusion, our results not only quell the skepticism surrounding the unlikely association between butter consumption and stock prices but also serve as a delightful reminder that in the world of financial markets, unexpected influencers can have a substantial impact. As we ponder the buttery mysteries of the market, it becomes abundantly clear that when it comes to the stock price of Deere & Company, butter is more than just a spread – it's an essential ingredient in the recipe for success!

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has not just spread knowledge but also churned up a deeper understanding of the intricate relationship between butter consumption and Deere & Company's stock price. The correlation coefficient of 0.8997447 and a p-value of less than 0.01 provide undeniable evidence of the buttery influence on market dynamics. It's safe to say that when it comes to the stock price of Deere & Company, butter truly makes everything "butter".

Our study has buttered up the financial world with a surprising discovery that underscores the need to embrace the unexpected in market analyses. As the saying goes, "the mousse-t unlikely variables can hold the key to solid market insights" - and if butter's role in stock prices isn't a testament to that, then we may be barking up the wrong tree. With our findings, we hope to have sparked a "butter" curiosity in exploring more unconventional connections in financial markets.

Furthermore, our r-squared value of 0.8095405 solidifies the importance of butter consumption as a significant influencer of DE stock prices. It seems that when it comes to the world of dairy and financial analysis, butter truly does "butter" the bread.

In light of these findings, it's clear that no more research in this area is needed. We have successfully "spread" awareness of this unique correlation and leave it to future researchers to explore other culinary delights that might hold the secret to market movements!

After all, if there's one thing our research has shown, it's that, in the world of finance, sometimes the most "butterly" discoveries are the most enriching ones.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Butter and Deere & Company: Buttering Up Stock Prices. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Agricultural Finance and Butter Economics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Butter and Deere & Company: Buttering Up Stock Prices. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Dairy Economics and Agricultural Innovation


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Butter and Deere & Company: Buttering Up Stock Prices with an abstract of The quest to understand the peculiar ties between butter consumption and the stock performance of Deere & Company has long perplexed investors and analysts alike. Our study delves deep into this unconventional relationship between a dairy staple and the stock price of one of the leading manufacturers of agricultural machinery. Leveraging data sourced from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) over the period of 2002 to 2021, we sought to unravel the mysterious correlation that has eluded scholars for decades.
Our findings reveal a startling correlation coefficient of 0.8997447 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, establishing a robust connection between butter consumption and the fluctuations in Deere & Company’s stock price. Evidently, when it comes to Deere & Company's success, butter must not be underestimated – quite a buttery discovery, one might say.
With unanticipated outcomes and quirky associations, this research sheds light on the unexpected variables that can influence stock market dynamics. Our study aims to encourage a broader exploration of unlikely connections in financial analyses, while simultaneously providing an amusing anecdote to ignite more interest in the interplay between everyday commodities and market performance. After all, who would have thought that butter could churn up stock prices in the world of financial markets?

ChatGPT:

Butter consumption, Deere & Company, stock price, dairy staple, agricultural machinery, USDA data, LSEG Analytics, correlation coefficient, p-value, financial analysis, market performance, stock market dynamics, unusual connections, everyday commodities, financial markets

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Data details

Butter consumption
Detailed data title: Per capita consumption of Butter in the US
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with Butter consumption

Deere & Company's stock price (DE)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Deere & Company (DE) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

See what else correlates with Deere & Company's stock price (DE)

Correlation r = 0.8997447 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8095405 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 81% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Deere & Company's stock price (DE)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Butter consumption) over the 20 years from 2002 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 6.7E-8. 0.0000000672046714254603800000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.9 in 6.7E-6% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 14,879,918 random variables You don't actually need 14 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.76, 0.96 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Butter consumption (Pounds per person)4.44.54.54.54.74.7554.95.45.55.55.55.65.75.766.26.36.5
Deere & Company's stock price (DE) (Stock price)22.182332.4837.2134.0147.8594.0138.7454.7483.9379.1287.9790.9588.7975.78103.68156.67146.23174.24271.81




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
  5. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([4.4,4.5,4.5,4.5,4.7,4.7,5,5,4.9,5.4,5.5,5.5,5.5,5.6,5.7,5.7,6,6.2,6.3,6.5,])
array_2 = np.array([22.18,23,32.48,37.21,34.01,47.85,94.01,38.74,54.74,83.93,79.12,87.97,90.95,88.79,75.78,103.68,156.67,146.23,174.24,271.81,])
array_1_name = "Butter consumption"
array_2_name = "Deere & Company's stock price (DE)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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