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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia and the second variable is The divorce rate in Virginia.  The chart goes from 1999 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the air became cleaner, the love was literally easier to breathe.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create a black-and-white newspaper illustration style image of a couple standing in front of the Virginia Beach courthouse, surrounded by a hazy and grey atmospheric pollution. The separation of the couple is evident as they both sign divorce papers together, with a solemn and emotional atmosphere. The building and the surrounding environment should showcase the gloomy, overcast conditions caused by pollution. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Unhealthy air quality in Virginia Beach, Virginia and The divorce rate in Virginia. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cutsy art illustration A scene from Skyrim A black-and-white newspaper illustration Cute cartoon Art nouveau
ChatGPT: A black-and-white newspaper illustration

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Unhealthy air quality in Virginia Beach, Virginia and The divorce rate in Virginia together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Virginia Beach, Virginia, the air is hazy and grey with pollution, and couples can be seen signing divorce papers at the courthouse.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A black-and-white newspaper illustration ] and depicting this scene: In Virginia Beach, Virginia, the air is hazy and grey with pollution, and couples can be seen signing divorce papers at the courthouse. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create a black-and-white newspaper illustration style image of a couple standing in front of the Virginia Beach courthouse, surrounded by a hazy and grey atmospheric pollution. The separation of the couple is evident as they both sign divorce papers together, with a solemn and emotional atmosphere. The building and the surrounding environment should showcase the gloomy, overcast conditions caused by pollution.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia caused The divorce rate in Virginia to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Air Pollution in Virginia Beach and the Alarming Amalgamation with the Alimony Affair: An Alliterative Analysis.

The Journal of Quirky Environmental Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia and The divorce rate in Virginia. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8489365 and p < 0.01 for 1999 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution in Virginia Beach and the Alarming Amalgamation with the Alimony Affair: An Alliterative Analysis.

[[ABSTRACT]]
Air pollution is a pressing issue that has a wide range of impacts on public health and the environment. In this study, we sought to investigate the peculiar correlation between air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia, and the divorce rate in the state. We utilized data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics for the years 1999 to 2021 to conduct our analysis.

Our research team unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8489365 and p < 0.01 between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in Virginia. This robust statistical association calls for further examination and consideration. It's like the air pollution and divorces are in an unhealthy marriage of their own!

The findings of this study raise thought-provoking questions about the potential effects of environmental factors on social dynamics and relationships. The data suggests a strong link between poor air quality and an increase in divorce rates. Perhaps clean air is not just an environmental goal but also a marital one – after all, nobody wants to stay with someone who takes their breath away for all the wrong reasons!

In conclusion, our research illuminates an intriguing association between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in the state. Further research is warranted to delve into the underlying mechanisms and potential interventions. This study not only sheds light on the unanticipated consequences of air pollution but also reminds us that in the realm of ecology and human behavior, what goes up might just bring some a-marital trouble!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia and The divorce rate in Virginia. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution in Virginia Beach and the Alarming Amalgamation with the Alimony Affair: An Alliterative Analysis.

[[ABSTRACT]]
Air pollution is a pressing issue that has a wide range of impacts on public health and the environment. In this study, we sought to investigate the peculiar correlation between air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia, and the divorce rate in the state. We utilized data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics for the years 1999 to 2021 to conduct our analysis.

Our research team unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8489365 and p < 0.01 between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in Virginia. This robust statistical association calls for further examination and consideration. It's like the air pollution and divorces are in an unhealthy marriage of their own!

The findings of this study raise thought-provoking questions about the potential effects of environmental factors on social dynamics and relationships. The data suggests a strong link between poor air quality and an increase in divorce rates. Perhaps clean air is not just an environmental goal but also a marital one – after all, nobody wants to stay with someone who takes their breath away for all the wrong reasons!

In conclusion, our research illuminates an intriguing association between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in the state. Further research is warranted to delve into the underlying mechanisms and potential interventions. This study not only sheds light on the unanticipated consequences of air pollution but also reminds us that in the realm of ecology and human behavior, what goes up might just bring some a-marital trouble!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The intertwining of environmental factors and societal outcomes has long been a subject of fascination and concern for researchers and policymakers alike. One might say it's like trying to untangle headphones – a knotty endeavor with the potential for many twists and turns.

In recent years, the impact of air pollution on public health and well-being has garnered significant attention. Meanwhile, the state of matrimony, with its ups and downs, has also been a focal point of study. Now, what happens when you throw these two seemingly disparate topics together? You get a puzzle that makes "The Da Vinci Code" look like child's play – an enigma wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in smog.

In this study, we delve into the unexpected and eyebrow-raising relationship between air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia, and the divorce rate in the state. We're here to answer the question: can some fresh air save a failing romance? It's like the classic tale of Romeo and Juliet, but with fewer star-crossed lovers and more particulate matter.

By mining data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics, we embarked on a journey to uncover the link between air pollution and divorce rates. Lo and behold, we stumbled upon a correlation coefficient that would make even Shakespeare himself raise an eyebrow and exclaim, "To be, or not to be – near air pollution, that is the question!"

Our research team unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8489365 and p < 0.01 between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in Virginia. This robust statistical association calls for further examination and consideration. It's like the air pollution and divorces are in an unhealthy marriage of their own!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia and The divorce rate in Virginia. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution in Virginia Beach and the Alarming Amalgamation with the Alimony Affair: An Alliterative Analysis.

[[ABSTRACT]]
Air pollution is a pressing issue that has a wide range of impacts on public health and the environment. In this study, we sought to investigate the peculiar correlation between air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia, and the divorce rate in the state. We utilized data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics for the years 1999 to 2021 to conduct our analysis.

Our research team unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8489365 and p < 0.01 between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in Virginia. This robust statistical association calls for further examination and consideration. It's like the air pollution and divorces are in an unhealthy marriage of their own!

The findings of this study raise thought-provoking questions about the potential effects of environmental factors on social dynamics and relationships. The data suggests a strong link between poor air quality and an increase in divorce rates. Perhaps clean air is not just an environmental goal but also a marital one – after all, nobody wants to stay with someone who takes their breath away for all the wrong reasons!

In conclusion, our research illuminates an intriguing association between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in the state. Further research is warranted to delve into the underlying mechanisms and potential interventions. This study not only sheds light on the unanticipated consequences of air pollution but also reminds us that in the realm of ecology and human behavior, what goes up might just bring some a-marital trouble!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intertwining of environmental factors and societal outcomes has long been a subject of fascination and concern for researchers and policymakers alike. One might say it's like trying to untangle headphones – a knotty endeavor with the potential for many twists and turns.
In recent years, the impact of air pollution on public health and well-being has garnered significant attention. Meanwhile, the state of matrimony, with its ups and downs, has also been a focal point of study. Now, what happens when you throw these two seemingly disparate topics together? You get a puzzle that makes "The Da Vinci Code" look like child's play – an enigma wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in smog.
In this study, we delve into the unexpected and eyebrow-raising relationship between air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia, and the divorce rate in the state. We're here to answer the question: can some fresh air save a failing romance? It's like the classic tale of Romeo and Juliet, but with fewer star-crossed lovers and more particulate matter.
By mining data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics, we embarked on a journey to uncover the link between air pollution and divorce rates. Lo and behold, we stumbled upon a correlation coefficient that would make even Shakespeare himself raise an eyebrow and exclaim, "To be, or not to be – near air pollution, that is the question!"
Our research team unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8489365 and p < 0.01 between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in Virginia. This robust statistical association calls for further examination and consideration. It's like the air pollution and divorces are in an unhealthy marriage of their own!

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Smith et al. (2015) in "The Impact of Air Pollution on Human Health" provide a comprehensive analysis of the detrimental effects of air pollution on respiratory and cardiovascular health. Conversely, Doe and Jones (2018) in "Marriage and Divorce: A Sociological Perspective" offer insights into the sociocultural factors influencing marital stability and dissolution.

But let's take a breather from the serious stuff and mix things up a bit. How about we throw in "Love in the Time of Cholera" by Gabriel Garcia Marquez – because, you know, air pollution and love can be equally suffocating. And who can forget "Gone with the Wind" by Margaret Mitchell? It's like that feeling when a clean breeze becomes a distant memory.

In a not-so-scientific turn, I stumbled across a social media post that exclaimed, "The air in Virginia Beach is so polluted, it's like the marriages in this town – toxic and in need of fresh air!" Well, well, it seems like the Twitterverse has a knack for mixing environmental concerns with relationship drama.

Returning to the scholarly realm, "Economics of Love and Air" by Lorem Ipsum (2020) delves into the economic implications of romantic relationships, and how the quality of air can affect the value of the metaphorical "stock" of love. Then, let's not forget "The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald – because just like Jay Gatsby's elusive love for Daisy, clean air in Virginia Beach may seem equally unattainable.

One particularly memorable social media post stated, "The divorce rate in Virginia is soaring higher than the air pollution levels in Virginia Beach!" Well, well, if only we could measure heartbreak in PM2.5 levels – now that would be an interesting study.

In "The Romance of Particles" by Lorem Ipsum (2017), the authors explore the romantic connotations of environmental particles, drawing connections between air pollution and the dissolution of relationships. And, of course, who can overlook "Pride and Prejudice" by Jane Austen? Because, really, when it comes to air pollution and marital issues, it's a truth universally acknowledged that a couple exposed to polluted air must be in want of a HEPA filter.

But wait, there's more! Imagine the connections we could make if we explored "Moby-Dick" by Herman Melville. Just as Captain Ahab relentlessly pursues the elusive white whale, we are on the hunt for the elusive link between air pollution and divorce rates. It's a quest that might just leave us feeling as isolated as Ishmael on a polluted sea of marital discord.

In "The Partnership Paradox" by Lorem Ipsum (2019), the authors dissect the intricate interplay between environmental factors and interpersonal relationships, shedding light on the underexplored territory of air pollution as not just a public health concern, but a potential marriage mediator. And how about "Anna Karenina" by Leo Tolstoy? Because, just like the ill-fated affair of Anna and Vronsky, the correlation between air pollution and divorce can spiral into tragic consequences.

One particularly profound social media post proclaimed, "The soot of air pollution is like the emotional residue clouding the skies of marital bliss in Virginia Beach." Well, isn't that a lyrical way to express the atmospheric and emotional burdens of polluted air and troubled relationships?

Now, back to the scholarly arena, "Environmental Exposures and Relationship Resilience" by Lorem Ipsum (2021) examines how environmental stressors, including air pollution, can erode the resilience of romantic partnerships. And last but not least, "To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee – because, much like the innocence and purity symbolized by the metaphorical mockingbird, clean air is a precious commodity that, if tainted, can lead to unforeseen complications in relationships.

With this medley of serious and not-so-serious literature, we set the stage for our own investigation into the curious case of air pollution in Virginia Beach and its curious connection to the divorce rate in the state. As we venture forth into this inexplicably intertwined realm of environmental and relational dynamics, remember, dear readers, that sometimes the most unexpected correlations can emerge from the most unlikely pairings. Let's hold our breath and dive deeper into this enigmatic amalgamation – just not too deep, lest the air pollution gets to us.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia and The divorce rate in Virginia. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics . You used data from 1999 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution in Virginia Beach and the Alarming Amalgamation with the Alimony Affair: An Alliterative Analysis.

[[ABSTRACT]]
Air pollution is a pressing issue that has a wide range of impacts on public health and the environment. In this study, we sought to investigate the peculiar correlation between air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia, and the divorce rate in the state. We utilized data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics for the years 1999 to 2021 to conduct our analysis.

Our research team unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8489365 and p < 0.01 between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in Virginia. This robust statistical association calls for further examination and consideration. It's like the air pollution and divorces are in an unhealthy marriage of their own!

The findings of this study raise thought-provoking questions about the potential effects of environmental factors on social dynamics and relationships. The data suggests a strong link between poor air quality and an increase in divorce rates. Perhaps clean air is not just an environmental goal but also a marital one – after all, nobody wants to stay with someone who takes their breath away for all the wrong reasons!

In conclusion, our research illuminates an intriguing association between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in the state. Further research is warranted to delve into the underlying mechanisms and potential interventions. This study not only sheds light on the unanticipated consequences of air pollution but also reminds us that in the realm of ecology and human behavior, what goes up might just bring some a-marital trouble!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intertwining of environmental factors and societal outcomes has long been a subject of fascination and concern for researchers and policymakers alike. One might say it's like trying to untangle headphones – a knotty endeavor with the potential for many twists and turns.
In recent years, the impact of air pollution on public health and well-being has garnered significant attention. Meanwhile, the state of matrimony, with its ups and downs, has also been a focal point of study. Now, what happens when you throw these two seemingly disparate topics together? You get a puzzle that makes "The Da Vinci Code" look like child's play – an enigma wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in smog.
In this study, we delve into the unexpected and eyebrow-raising relationship between air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia, and the divorce rate in the state. We're here to answer the question: can some fresh air save a failing romance? It's like the classic tale of Romeo and Juliet, but with fewer star-crossed lovers and more particulate matter.
By mining data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics, we embarked on a journey to uncover the link between air pollution and divorce rates. Lo and behold, we stumbled upon a correlation coefficient that would make even Shakespeare himself raise an eyebrow and exclaim, "To be, or not to be – near air pollution, that is the question!"
Our research team unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8489365 and p < 0.01 between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in Virginia. This robust statistical association calls for further examination and consideration. It's like the air pollution and divorces are in an unhealthy marriage of their own!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To conduct this study, our research team channeled our inner Sherlock Holmes and employed a blend of quantitative analysis and environmental sleuthing. Our data quest took us into the depths of the Environmental Protection Agency's treasure trove of air quality data and the CDC National Vital Statistics, where divorce rates and marital happenings were meticulously documented. It was like hunting for buried treasure, but instead of gold doubloons, we were after data points.

First, we gathered air pollution data from various monitoring stations in Virginia Beach, Virginia, because a good researcher knows that data collection is nothing to sneeze at – especially when air quality is the culprit! We then scrutinized these data like a detective examining clues at a crime scene, searching for trends and patterns that could shed light on the relationship between air pollution and marital discord. It's like playing a game of "Clue," but instead of Colonel Mustard in the library with a candlestick, it's PM2.5 in the atmosphere with an SUV.

Simultaneously, we delved into the realm of divorce rates in Virginia, carefully cataloging and analyzing demographic information with the same precision as a botanist examining the rings of a tree. We utilized time-series analysis to capture the nuances of divorce rates over the years, because when it comes to unraveling the mysteries of love and pollution, a simple snapshot won't do – you need the whole album.

Next, we engaged in a statistical tango, performing a rigorous correlation analysis to tease out the potential connections between air pollution and divorce rates. It's like analyzing a dance between two partners – in this case, nitrogen dioxide and marital dissolution. We employed robust statistical techniques to ensure our findings were as rock-solid as a prenuptial agreement.

Additionally, we conducted a series of sensitivity analyses to test the resilience of our results. We wanted to make sure our findings could withstand the gusts of skepticism like a sturdy windmill in a cyclone. We also incorporated various control variables to account for other potential influences on divorce rates, because in the world of statistics, it's essential to rule out unwanted third wheels – sorry, variables.

Finally, we leveraged advanced modeling techniques to explore the potential causal pathways between air pollution and divorces. We crafted models with the precision of a master builder constructing a bridge, aiming to elucidate how changes in air quality might lead to changes in marital bliss. It's like building a LEGO set, but the blocks are data points, and the end result is a clearer understanding of the interplay between environmental factors and relationship status.

In summary, our research methodology combined meticulous data collection, rigorous statistical analysis, and a dash of investigative flair, much like a daring escape artist combining precision, showmanship, and a touch of mischief. Because at the intersection of air pollution and divorce rates, only a methodology with a sense of humor can truly clear the air and untangle the web of connections.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia and The divorce rate in Virginia. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics .

For the time period 1999 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8489365, r-squared of 0.7206932, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution in Virginia Beach and the Alarming Amalgamation with the Alimony Affair: An Alliterative Analysis.

[[ABSTRACT]]
Air pollution is a pressing issue that has a wide range of impacts on public health and the environment. In this study, we sought to investigate the peculiar correlation between air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia, and the divorce rate in the state. We utilized data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics for the years 1999 to 2021 to conduct our analysis.

Our research team unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8489365 and p < 0.01 between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in Virginia. This robust statistical association calls for further examination and consideration. It's like the air pollution and divorces are in an unhealthy marriage of their own!

The findings of this study raise thought-provoking questions about the potential effects of environmental factors on social dynamics and relationships. The data suggests a strong link between poor air quality and an increase in divorce rates. Perhaps clean air is not just an environmental goal but also a marital one – after all, nobody wants to stay with someone who takes their breath away for all the wrong reasons!

In conclusion, our research illuminates an intriguing association between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in the state. Further research is warranted to delve into the underlying mechanisms and potential interventions. This study not only sheds light on the unanticipated consequences of air pollution but also reminds us that in the realm of ecology and human behavior, what goes up might just bring some a-marital trouble!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The intertwining of environmental factors and societal outcomes has long been a subject of fascination and concern for researchers and policymakers alike. One might say it's like trying to untangle headphones – a knotty endeavor with the potential for many twists and turns.
In recent years, the impact of air pollution on public health and well-being has garnered significant attention. Meanwhile, the state of matrimony, with its ups and downs, has also been a focal point of study. Now, what happens when you throw these two seemingly disparate topics together? You get a puzzle that makes "The Da Vinci Code" look like child's play – an enigma wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in smog.
In this study, we delve into the unexpected and eyebrow-raising relationship between air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia, and the divorce rate in the state. We're here to answer the question: can some fresh air save a failing romance? It's like the classic tale of Romeo and Juliet, but with fewer star-crossed lovers and more particulate matter.
By mining data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics, we embarked on a journey to uncover the link between air pollution and divorce rates. Lo and behold, we stumbled upon a correlation coefficient that would make even Shakespeare himself raise an eyebrow and exclaim, "To be, or not to be – near air pollution, that is the question!"
Our research team unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8489365 and p < 0.01 between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in Virginia. This robust statistical association calls for further examination and consideration. It's like the air pollution and divorces are in an unhealthy marriage of their own!

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis conducted revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8489365 and an r-squared of 0.7206932 between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in the state of Virginia for the period from 1999 to 2021. The p-value was found to be less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship. It's like the air pollution and divorces are stuck in a toxic love triangle - with Virginia caught in the middle!

Figure 1 displays a scatterplot illustrating the strong correlation between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in Virginia. The plot provides a visual representation of the intriguing relationship uncovered in this study. It's like a match made in statistical heaven – or perhaps statistical hell, given the implications for marital bliss in the presence of polluted air!

These results highlight the need for further investigation into the potential influence of air quality on social phenomena such as divorce rates. The association observed raises thought-provoking questions about the interplay between environmental factors and human behavior. It's like the air pollution is whispering poisonous nothings into the ears of married couples, leading them to irreconcilable differences.

In conclusion, our findings underscore an unexpected linkage between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in the state, calling for continued exploration and consideration. This study not only sheds light on the unanticipated consequences of air pollution but also serves as a timely reminder that clean air is not just a matter of environmental stewardship but also a potential safeguard for marital harmony. After all, when it comes to relationships, it's better to breathe easy than to wheeze through tumultuous times!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia and The divorce rate in Virginia. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution in Virginia Beach and the Alarming Amalgamation with the Alimony Affair: An Alliterative Analysis.

[[ABSTRACT]]
Air pollution is a pressing issue that has a wide range of impacts on public health and the environment. In this study, we sought to investigate the peculiar correlation between air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia, and the divorce rate in the state. We utilized data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics for the years 1999 to 2021 to conduct our analysis.

Our research team unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8489365 and p < 0.01 between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in Virginia. This robust statistical association calls for further examination and consideration. It's like the air pollution and divorces are in an unhealthy marriage of their own!

The findings of this study raise thought-provoking questions about the potential effects of environmental factors on social dynamics and relationships. The data suggests a strong link between poor air quality and an increase in divorce rates. Perhaps clean air is not just an environmental goal but also a marital one – after all, nobody wants to stay with someone who takes their breath away for all the wrong reasons!

In conclusion, our research illuminates an intriguing association between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in the state. Further research is warranted to delve into the underlying mechanisms and potential interventions. This study not only sheds light on the unanticipated consequences of air pollution but also reminds us that in the realm of ecology and human behavior, what goes up might just bring some a-marital trouble!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Smith et al. (2015) in "The Impact of Air Pollution on Human Health" provide a comprehensive analysis of the detrimental effects of air pollution on respiratory and cardiovascular health. Conversely, Doe and Jones (2018) in "Marriage and Divorce: A Sociological Perspective" offer insights into the sociocultural factors influencing marital stability and dissolution.
But let's take a breather from the serious stuff and mix things up a bit. How about we throw in "Love in the Time of Cholera" by Gabriel Garcia Marquez – because, you know, air pollution and love can be equally suffocating. And who can forget "Gone with the Wind" by Margaret Mitchell? It's like that feeling when a clean breeze becomes a distant memory.
In a not-so-scientific turn, I stumbled across a social media post that exclaimed, "The air in Virginia Beach is so polluted, it's like the marriages in this town – toxic and in need of fresh air!" Well, well, it seems like the Twitterverse has a knack for mixing environmental concerns with relationship drama.
Returning to the scholarly realm, "Economics of Love and Air" by Lorem Ipsum (2020) delves into the economic implications of romantic relationships, and how the quality of air can affect the value of the metaphorical "stock" of love. Then, let's not forget "The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald – because just like Jay Gatsby's elusive love for Daisy, clean air in Virginia Beach may seem equally unattainable.
One particularly memorable social media post stated, "The divorce rate in Virginia is soaring higher than the air pollution levels in Virginia Beach!" Well, well, if only we could measure heartbreak in PM2.5 levels – now that would be an interesting study.
In "The Romance of Particles" by Lorem Ipsum (2017), the authors explore the romantic connotations of environmental particles, drawing connections between air pollution and the dissolution of relationships. And, of course, who can overlook "Pride and Prejudice" by Jane Austen? Because, really, when it comes to air pollution and marital issues, it's a truth universally acknowledged that a couple exposed to polluted air must be in want of a HEPA filter.
But wait, there's more! Imagine the connections we could make if we explored "Moby-Dick" by Herman Melville. Just as Captain Ahab relentlessly pursues the elusive white whale, we are on the hunt for the elusive link between air pollution and divorce rates. It's a quest that might just leave us feeling as isolated as Ishmael on a polluted sea of marital discord.
In "The Partnership Paradox" by Lorem Ipsum (2019), the authors dissect the intricate interplay between environmental factors and interpersonal relationships, shedding light on the underexplored territory of air pollution as not just a public health concern, but a potential marriage mediator. And how about "Anna Karenina" by Leo Tolstoy? Because, just like the ill-fated affair of Anna and Vronsky, the correlation between air pollution and divorce can spiral into tragic consequences.
One particularly profound social media post proclaimed, "The soot of air pollution is like the emotional residue clouding the skies of marital bliss in Virginia Beach." Well, isn't that a lyrical way to express the atmospheric and emotional burdens of polluted air and troubled relationships?
Now, back to the scholarly arena, "Environmental Exposures and Relationship Resilience" by Lorem Ipsum (2021) examines how environmental stressors, including air pollution, can erode the resilience of romantic partnerships. And last but not least, "To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee – because, much like the innocence and purity symbolized by the metaphorical mockingbird, clean air is a precious commodity that, if tainted, can lead to unforeseen complications in relationships.
With this medley of serious and not-so-serious literature, we set the stage for our own investigation into the curious case of air pollution in Virginia Beach and its curious connection to the divorce rate in the state. As we venture forth into this inexplicably intertwined realm of environmental and relational dynamics, remember, dear readers, that sometimes the most unexpected correlations can emerge from the most unlikely pairings. Let's hold our breath and dive deeper into this enigmatic amalgamation – just not too deep, lest the air pollution gets to us.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis conducted revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8489365 and an r-squared of 0.7206932 between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in the state of Virginia for the period from 1999 to 2021. The p-value was found to be less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship. It's like the air pollution and divorces are stuck in a toxic love triangle - with Virginia caught in the middle!
Figure 1 displays a scatterplot illustrating the strong correlation between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in Virginia. The plot provides a visual representation of the intriguing relationship uncovered in this study. It's like a match made in statistical heaven – or perhaps statistical hell, given the implications for marital bliss in the presence of polluted air!
These results highlight the need for further investigation into the potential influence of air quality on social phenomena such as divorce rates. The association observed raises thought-provoking questions about the interplay between environmental factors and human behavior. It's like the air pollution is whispering poisonous nothings into the ears of married couples, leading them to irreconcilable differences.
In conclusion, our findings underscore an unexpected linkage between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in the state, calling for continued exploration and consideration. This study not only sheds light on the unanticipated consequences of air pollution but also serves as a timely reminder that clean air is not just a matter of environmental stewardship but also a potential safeguard for marital harmony. After all, when it comes to relationships, it's better to breathe easy than to wheeze through tumultuous times!

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study provide compelling evidence of a significant association between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in the state. Our findings support prior research that has highlighted the profound impact of environmental factors on human behavior and social dynamics. It appears that the polluted air in Virginia Beach is not just causing respiratory distress but also inciting relational unrest, creating a situation where couples might be feeling more than just a little "hot" under the collar.

Our robust correlation coefficient, like a cupid's arrow, points to a strong relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. This echoes the sentiment expressed in "The Great Gatsby" that clean air in Virginia Beach, much like Gatsby's love for Daisy, may seem equally elusive. It's like the insistence of air pollution to make its presence felt in the most unexpected areas, much like an unwanted in-law showing up at a family gathering.

When considering the magnitude and statistical significance of the association uncovered, one cannot help but reflect on the satirical comparison to "Anna Karenina," where the correlation between air pollution and divorce may spiral into tragic consequences. It's as if the polluted air is creating an invisible barrier akin to the societal norms and expectations that constrained Anna in Tolstoy's novel.

The compelling link identified in our study is a gentle nudge to further delve into the underlying mechanisms that might explain how air pollution could influence marital stability. This correlation is reminiscent of the relentless pursuit of the elusive white whale in "Moby-Dick," leaving us feeling as isolated as Ishmael in a sea of marital discord, with air pollution serving as the tumultuous waves that threaten to capsize the vessel of relationships.

While our study focused on the specific case of Virginia Beach, it is important to acknowledge that the implications of our findings extend beyond this locale. The correlation we observed may be indicative of a broader trend, reminiscent of "Love in the Time of Cholera," where environmental factors seemingly play a role in shaping romantic destinies. It's as if the polluted air is playing the role of a mischievous matchmaker, pairing couples with discord and discontent.

In summary, our investigation into the connection between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in the state has provided valuable insights into the interplay between environmental factors and relational stability. The findings not only underscore the unexpected consequences of air pollution but also emphasize the need for further research into this intriguing amalgamation. It's like the polluted air is not just clouding the skies but also casting a shadow on the institution of marriage, leaving us with the reminder that when it comes to relationships, clean air is not just a breath of fresh air – it's a breath of marital harmony.


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System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia and The divorce rate in Virginia. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution in Virginia Beach and the Alarming Amalgamation with the Alimony Affair: An Alliterative Analysis.

[[ABSTRACT]]
Air pollution is a pressing issue that has a wide range of impacts on public health and the environment. In this study, we sought to investigate the peculiar correlation between air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia, and the divorce rate in the state. We utilized data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics for the years 1999 to 2021 to conduct our analysis.

Our research team unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8489365 and p < 0.01 between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in Virginia. This robust statistical association calls for further examination and consideration. It's like the air pollution and divorces are in an unhealthy marriage of their own!

The findings of this study raise thought-provoking questions about the potential effects of environmental factors on social dynamics and relationships. The data suggests a strong link between poor air quality and an increase in divorce rates. Perhaps clean air is not just an environmental goal but also a marital one – after all, nobody wants to stay with someone who takes their breath away for all the wrong reasons!

In conclusion, our research illuminates an intriguing association between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in the state. Further research is warranted to delve into the underlying mechanisms and potential interventions. This study not only sheds light on the unanticipated consequences of air pollution but also reminds us that in the realm of ecology and human behavior, what goes up might just bring some a-marital trouble!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The intertwining of environmental factors and societal outcomes has long been a subject of fascination and concern for researchers and policymakers alike. One might say it's like trying to untangle headphones – a knotty endeavor with the potential for many twists and turns.
In recent years, the impact of air pollution on public health and well-being has garnered significant attention. Meanwhile, the state of matrimony, with its ups and downs, has also been a focal point of study. Now, what happens when you throw these two seemingly disparate topics together? You get a puzzle that makes "The Da Vinci Code" look like child's play – an enigma wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in smog.
In this study, we delve into the unexpected and eyebrow-raising relationship between air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia, and the divorce rate in the state. We're here to answer the question: can some fresh air save a failing romance? It's like the classic tale of Romeo and Juliet, but with fewer star-crossed lovers and more particulate matter.
By mining data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics, we embarked on a journey to uncover the link between air pollution and divorce rates. Lo and behold, we stumbled upon a correlation coefficient that would make even Shakespeare himself raise an eyebrow and exclaim, "To be, or not to be – near air pollution, that is the question!"
Our research team unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8489365 and p < 0.01 between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in Virginia. This robust statistical association calls for further examination and consideration. It's like the air pollution and divorces are in an unhealthy marriage of their own!

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis conducted revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8489365 and an r-squared of 0.7206932 between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in the state of Virginia for the period from 1999 to 2021. The p-value was found to be less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship. It's like the air pollution and divorces are stuck in a toxic love triangle - with Virginia caught in the middle!
Figure 1 displays a scatterplot illustrating the strong correlation between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in Virginia. The plot provides a visual representation of the intriguing relationship uncovered in this study. It's like a match made in statistical heaven – or perhaps statistical hell, given the implications for marital bliss in the presence of polluted air!
These results highlight the need for further investigation into the potential influence of air quality on social phenomena such as divorce rates. The association observed raises thought-provoking questions about the interplay between environmental factors and human behavior. It's like the air pollution is whispering poisonous nothings into the ears of married couples, leading them to irreconcilable differences.
In conclusion, our findings underscore an unexpected linkage between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in the state, calling for continued exploration and consideration. This study not only sheds light on the unanticipated consequences of air pollution but also serves as a timely reminder that clean air is not just a matter of environmental stewardship but also a potential safeguard for marital harmony. After all, when it comes to relationships, it's better to breathe easy than to wheeze through tumultuous times!

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In summary, our research has unveiled a compelling correlation between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in the state, establishing a link that's as strong as the odor of a skunk on a summer night – unmistakable and hard to ignore. This discovery opens up a whole new world of implications, proving that even the air we breathe can play a role in the dynamics of our relationships. It's like the air pollution and divorces are the ultimate odd couple – they just can't seem to untangle from each other!

Our findings aren't just a breath of fresh air in the research world; they also breathe life into the idea that environmental factors can deeply impact our personal lives, much like a reality show that exposes the dirty laundry of air pollution's influence on marital discord. It's like the "Real Housewives" of Virginia Beach meeting "The Polluted Air Professionals" for a drama-filled crossover episode.

With a correlation coefficient that's stronger than a marriage proposal on Valentine's Day, and a p-value lower than the chances of finding a quiet moment in a household with kids, our results leave no room for doubt about the relationship between air pollution and divorce rates. It's like they say, "Where there's smog, there's trouble in foggy paradise."

Therefore, it is with utmost confidence that we assert that no further research on this topic is needed. The evidence is as clear as the air we should all be breathing – reducing air pollution isn't just about saving the planet, it's about safeguarding our love lives too. Let's clear the air and clear the way to happier marriages!



Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Air Pollution in Virginia Beach and the Alarming Amalgamation with the Alimony Affair: An Alliterative Analysis.. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Quirky Environmental Studies


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System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Air Pollution in Virginia Beach and the Alarming Amalgamation with the Alimony Affair: An Alliterative Analysis.. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Center for Coastal Conservation and Climate Change Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Air Pollution in Virginia Beach and the Alarming Amalgamation with the Alimony Affair: An Alliterative Analysis. with an abstract of Air pollution is a pressing issue that has a wide range of impacts on public health and the environment. In this study, we sought to investigate the peculiar correlation between air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia, and the divorce rate in the state. We utilized data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics for the years 1999 to 2021 to conduct our analysis.
Our research team unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8489365 and p < 0.01 between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in Virginia. This robust statistical association calls for further examination and consideration. It's like the air pollution and divorces are in an unhealthy marriage of their own!
The findings of this study raise thought-provoking questions about the potential effects of environmental factors on social dynamics and relationships. The data suggests a strong link between poor air quality and an increase in divorce rates. Perhaps clean air is not just an environmental goal but also a marital one – after all, nobody wants to stay with someone who takes their breath away for all the wrong reasons!
In conclusion, our research illuminates an intriguing association between air pollution in Virginia Beach and the divorce rate in the state. Further research is warranted to delve into the underlying mechanisms and potential interventions. This study not only sheds light on the unanticipated consequences of air pollution but also reminds us that in the realm of ecology and human behavior, what goes up might just bring some a-marital trouble!

ChatGPT:

Air pollution, Virginia Beach, Virginia, divorce rate, correlation, environmental impact, public health, environmental protection agency data, CDC National Vital Statistics, air quality, social dynamics, relationship, environmental factors, clean air, marital relationships, intervention, ecological impact, marriage, statistical association, research analysis

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Data details

Air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia
Detailed data title: Percentage of days with air quality at 'unhealthy for sensitive groups' or worse in Virginia Beach-Norfolk-Newport News, VA-NC
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia

The divorce rate in Virginia
Source: CDC National Vital Statistics
See what else correlates with The divorce rate in Virginia

Correlation r = 0.8489365 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7206932 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 72.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The divorce rate in Virginia) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia) over the 23 years from 1999 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.04E-7. 0.0000003044989640503400000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.85 in 3.04E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 3,284,083 random variables You don't actually need 3 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 22 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 22 because we have two variables measured over a period of 23 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.67, 0.93 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19992000200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia (Bad air quality days)12.054810.65578.4931511.50684.945063.278695.479454.931515.205486.830604.383564.109591.912570.821918000.81967200000
The divorce rate in Virginia (Divorce rate)4.44.34.24.243.9443.83.83.73.83.83.73.558913.481623.300973.373953.035773.079712.901522.567123.08773




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([12.0548,10.6557,8.49315,11.5068,4.94506,3.27869,5.47945,4.93151,5.20548,6.8306,0,4.38356,4.10959,1.91257,0.821918,0,0,0.819672,0,0,0,0,0,])
array_2 = np.array([4.4,4.3,4.2,4.2,4,3.9,4,4,3.8,3.8,3.7,3.8,3.8,3.7,3.55891,3.48162,3.30097,3.37395,3.03577,3.07971,2.90152,2.56712,3.08773,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Virginia Beach, Virginia"
array_2_name = "The divorce rate in Virginia"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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