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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The distance between Uranus and Earth and the second variable is Automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America.  The chart goes from 1975 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the distance between Uranus and Earth increased, the gravitational pull on the planet's gaseous atmosphere weakened. This led to a ripple effect in the space-time continuum, causing a slight disruption in the manufacturing process at Nissan North America. As a result, a few automobiles were inadvertently assembled with flux capacitors set to the wrong intergalactic coordinates, prompting the need for automotive recalls. Remember, always double-check your flux capacitors, and may the torque be with you.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a parallax art style map with Uranus and Earth at opposite ends, connected by a dotted line. A Nissan North America truck should be depicted traveling this distance, with the planet Uranus in the background and Earth in the foreground. The truck should be visually traveling through the cosmos, checking on automotive recalls along its journey. The colors should be deep and space-like, evoking a sense of interplanetary travel and exploration. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The distance between Uranus and Earth and Automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' Parallax art Oragami A photo-realistic image 3D Pixar Style
ChatGPT: Parallax art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The distance between Uranus and Earth and Automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A map showing the distance between Uranus and Earth, with a Nissan North America truck traveling the length of the distance to check on automotive recalls.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Parallax art ] and depicting this scene: A map showing the distance between Uranus and Earth, with a Nissan North America truck traveling the length of the distance to check on automotive recalls. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a parallax art style map with Uranus and Earth at opposite ends, connected by a dotted line. A Nissan North America truck should be depicted traveling this distance, with the planet Uranus in the background and Earth in the foreground. The truck should be visually traveling through the cosmos, checking on automotive recalls along its journey. The colors should be deep and space-like, evoking a sense of interplanetary travel and exploration.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in The distance between Uranus and Earth caused Automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America to increase.\Make it sound serious until the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Planetary Positioning and Automotive Anomalies: Unraveling the Unlikely Link between Uranus and Nissan North America Recalls

The Journal of Celestial Mechanics and Consumer Car Conundrums

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and Earth and Automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from Caclculated using Astropy and US DOT to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.6828516 and p < 0.01 for 1975 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Planetary Positioning and Automotive Anomalies: Unraveling the Unlikely Link between Uranus and Nissan North America Recalls

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the seemingly unrelated realms of celestial bodies and automotive industry mishaps to explore the peculiar connection between the distance between Uranus and Earth and automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America. Leveraging data from Astropy and US DOT spanning from 1975 to 2022, a correlation analysis was conducted, revealing a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.6828516 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While the research team initially approached this cosmic-automotive inquiry with skepticism, the findings demonstrate an unignorable relationship worthy of further investigation.

Amidst the galaxy of data, a celestial joke was observed: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Similarly, the correlation between the distant Uranus and automotive recalls underscores the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena, challenging traditional scientific boundaries and encouraging a cosmic perspective on earthly matters.

Furthermore, the findings disrupt conventional assumptions, prompting contemplation akin to pondering the stars: What drives this statistical alignment between cosmic movements and automotive setbacks, and how can it inform our understanding of cause-and-effect dynamics in the automotive domain?

Despite the gravity of the subject matter, the study also unearthed an unexpected aspect, much like discovering a new planet - a celestial dad joke: Did you hear about the restaurant on Uranus? Great food, no atmosphere! As the mystery continues to unfold, this research lays the groundwork for further interdisciplinary exploration, offering a celestial lens through which to scrutinize earthly occurrences with a nod to intergalactic humor.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and Earth and Automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Planetary Positioning and Automotive Anomalies: Unraveling the Unlikely Link between Uranus and Nissan North America Recalls

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the seemingly unrelated realms of celestial bodies and automotive industry mishaps to explore the peculiar connection between the distance between Uranus and Earth and automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America. Leveraging data from Astropy and US DOT spanning from 1975 to 2022, a correlation analysis was conducted, revealing a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.6828516 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While the research team initially approached this cosmic-automotive inquiry with skepticism, the findings demonstrate an unignorable relationship worthy of further investigation.

Amidst the galaxy of data, a celestial joke was observed: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Similarly, the correlation between the distant Uranus and automotive recalls underscores the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena, challenging traditional scientific boundaries and encouraging a cosmic perspective on earthly matters.

Furthermore, the findings disrupt conventional assumptions, prompting contemplation akin to pondering the stars: What drives this statistical alignment between cosmic movements and automotive setbacks, and how can it inform our understanding of cause-and-effect dynamics in the automotive domain?

Despite the gravity of the subject matter, the study also unearthed an unexpected aspect, much like discovering a new planet - a celestial dad joke: Did you hear about the restaurant on Uranus? Great food, no atmosphere! As the mystery continues to unfold, this research lays the groundwork for further interdisciplinary exploration, offering a celestial lens through which to scrutinize earthly occurrences with a nod to intergalactic humor.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The exploration of seemingly unrelated phenomena has long been a cornerstone of scientific inquiry, akin to the perennial attempt to decipher the enigmatic behavior of subatomic particles, or understanding the dynamics behind the operation of celestial bodies. In this vein, the current study delves into the unexpected linkage between the distance separating the planet Uranus from Earth and the frequency of automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America. Remarkably, this peculiar coupling has evinced a statistical relationship that defies conventional scientific expectations, akin to stumbling upon a cosmic joke amidst the solemnity of space.

Nissan North America, a prominent player in the automotive industry, has been subject to a myriad of recalls over the years, prompting rigorous investigations into the root causes of these anomalies. Meanwhile, the planet Uranus, nestled within our solar system, orbits the sun at a considerable distance from Earth, its subtle movements a subject of fascination and inquiry for astronomers. Intersecting these divergent realms, the unexpected correlation between Uranus' orbital position and Nissan North America recalls has unfurled a scientific narrative of interconnection, rivaling the comedic complexity of a pun-laden universe.

The correlation between Uranus' distance from Earth and Nissan’s automotive tribulations presents a conundrum as befuddling as a cosmic jest: Why did the car break up with the planet? It needed more space! This unexpected finding challenges the conventional wisdom of disciplinary boundaries and underscores the imperative for an interdisciplinary approach in unraveling enigmatic scientific phenomena.

As the investigation unearths the improbable statistical harmony between celestial mechanics and earthly industrial complexities, it beckons further contemplation: much like pondering the potential for life on exoplanets. Through its incongruous juxtaposition of planetary movements and automotive tribulations, this study seeks to align the seemingly incongruous and instigate further galactic inquiry into the cosmic comedy of statistical concordance.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and Earth and Automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading CVS receipts.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Planetary Positioning and Automotive Anomalies: Unraveling the Unlikely Link between Uranus and Nissan North America Recalls

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the seemingly unrelated realms of celestial bodies and automotive industry mishaps to explore the peculiar connection between the distance between Uranus and Earth and automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America. Leveraging data from Astropy and US DOT spanning from 1975 to 2022, a correlation analysis was conducted, revealing a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.6828516 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While the research team initially approached this cosmic-automotive inquiry with skepticism, the findings demonstrate an unignorable relationship worthy of further investigation.

Amidst the galaxy of data, a celestial joke was observed: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Similarly, the correlation between the distant Uranus and automotive recalls underscores the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena, challenging traditional scientific boundaries and encouraging a cosmic perspective on earthly matters.

Furthermore, the findings disrupt conventional assumptions, prompting contemplation akin to pondering the stars: What drives this statistical alignment between cosmic movements and automotive setbacks, and how can it inform our understanding of cause-and-effect dynamics in the automotive domain?

Despite the gravity of the subject matter, the study also unearthed an unexpected aspect, much like discovering a new planet - a celestial dad joke: Did you hear about the restaurant on Uranus? Great food, no atmosphere! As the mystery continues to unfold, this research lays the groundwork for further interdisciplinary exploration, offering a celestial lens through which to scrutinize earthly occurrences with a nod to intergalactic humor.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The exploration of seemingly unrelated phenomena has long been a cornerstone of scientific inquiry, akin to the perennial attempt to decipher the enigmatic behavior of subatomic particles, or understanding the dynamics behind the operation of celestial bodies. In this vein, the current study delves into the unexpected linkage between the distance separating the planet Uranus from Earth and the frequency of automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America. Remarkably, this peculiar coupling has evinced a statistical relationship that defies conventional scientific expectations, akin to stumbling upon a cosmic joke amidst the solemnity of space.
Nissan North America, a prominent player in the automotive industry, has been subject to a myriad of recalls over the years, prompting rigorous investigations into the root causes of these anomalies. Meanwhile, the planet Uranus, nestled within our solar system, orbits the sun at a considerable distance from Earth, its subtle movements a subject of fascination and inquiry for astronomers. Intersecting these divergent realms, the unexpected correlation between Uranus' orbital position and Nissan North America recalls has unfurled a scientific narrative of interconnection, rivaling the comedic complexity of a pun-laden universe.
The correlation between Uranus' distance from Earth and Nissan’s automotive tribulations presents a conundrum as befuddling as a cosmic jest: Why did the car break up with the planet? It needed more space! This unexpected finding challenges the conventional wisdom of disciplinary boundaries and underscores the imperative for an interdisciplinary approach in unraveling enigmatic scientific phenomena.
As the investigation unearths the improbable statistical harmony between celestial mechanics and earthly industrial complexities, it beckons further contemplation: much like pondering the potential for life on exoplanets. Through its incongruous juxtaposition of planetary movements and automotive tribulations, this study seeks to align the seemingly incongruous and instigate further galactic inquiry into the cosmic comedy of statistical concordance.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Jones et al. (2015) in "Celestial Mechanics and Statistical Anomalies" uncover a surprising relationship between planetary distances and earthly phenomena, setting the stage for this investigation into the correlation between the distance of Uranus from Earth and automotive recalls by Nissan North America. Similarly, Smith and Doe (2018) in "Planetary Influences on Earthly Matters" present evidence of celestial bodies impacting human affairs, providing a theoretical framework for exploring the potential cosmic connections to automotive industry irregularities.

Turning to real non-fiction books related to the celestial and automotive realms, "Cosmic Collisions" by Dr. Stacy McGaugh delves into the interplay of celestial bodies, offering insights into the potential for planetary movements to influence Earthly events. "Recall Fever" by Douglas Brinkley and Michael T. Treglia provides a comprehensive historical overview of automotive recalls and their impacts on the industry, serving as a contextual backdrop for the current inquiry.

Furthermore, fictional works such as "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams present whimsical narratives of cosmic exploration, while "Car Trouble" by Robert Rorke captures the comedic complexities of automotive mishaps. These fictitious narratives, while not empirically grounded, add an imaginative dimension to the investigation, much like the unexpected twists of fate encountered in scholarly pursuits.

In the pursuit of diverse perspectives, the literature review extended to unconventional sources, including perusing CVS receipts, which, despite containing no discernible references to intergalactic matters, provided a refreshingly mundane backdrop to the gravity-defying statistical findings at hand.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and Earth and Automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Caclculated using Astropy and US DOT . You used data from 1975 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Planetary Positioning and Automotive Anomalies: Unraveling the Unlikely Link between Uranus and Nissan North America Recalls

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the seemingly unrelated realms of celestial bodies and automotive industry mishaps to explore the peculiar connection between the distance between Uranus and Earth and automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America. Leveraging data from Astropy and US DOT spanning from 1975 to 2022, a correlation analysis was conducted, revealing a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.6828516 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While the research team initially approached this cosmic-automotive inquiry with skepticism, the findings demonstrate an unignorable relationship worthy of further investigation.

Amidst the galaxy of data, a celestial joke was observed: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Similarly, the correlation between the distant Uranus and automotive recalls underscores the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena, challenging traditional scientific boundaries and encouraging a cosmic perspective on earthly matters.

Furthermore, the findings disrupt conventional assumptions, prompting contemplation akin to pondering the stars: What drives this statistical alignment between cosmic movements and automotive setbacks, and how can it inform our understanding of cause-and-effect dynamics in the automotive domain?

Despite the gravity of the subject matter, the study also unearthed an unexpected aspect, much like discovering a new planet - a celestial dad joke: Did you hear about the restaurant on Uranus? Great food, no atmosphere! As the mystery continues to unfold, this research lays the groundwork for further interdisciplinary exploration, offering a celestial lens through which to scrutinize earthly occurrences with a nod to intergalactic humor.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The exploration of seemingly unrelated phenomena has long been a cornerstone of scientific inquiry, akin to the perennial attempt to decipher the enigmatic behavior of subatomic particles, or understanding the dynamics behind the operation of celestial bodies. In this vein, the current study delves into the unexpected linkage between the distance separating the planet Uranus from Earth and the frequency of automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America. Remarkably, this peculiar coupling has evinced a statistical relationship that defies conventional scientific expectations, akin to stumbling upon a cosmic joke amidst the solemnity of space.
Nissan North America, a prominent player in the automotive industry, has been subject to a myriad of recalls over the years, prompting rigorous investigations into the root causes of these anomalies. Meanwhile, the planet Uranus, nestled within our solar system, orbits the sun at a considerable distance from Earth, its subtle movements a subject of fascination and inquiry for astronomers. Intersecting these divergent realms, the unexpected correlation between Uranus' orbital position and Nissan North America recalls has unfurled a scientific narrative of interconnection, rivaling the comedic complexity of a pun-laden universe.
The correlation between Uranus' distance from Earth and Nissan’s automotive tribulations presents a conundrum as befuddling as a cosmic jest: Why did the car break up with the planet? It needed more space! This unexpected finding challenges the conventional wisdom of disciplinary boundaries and underscores the imperative for an interdisciplinary approach in unraveling enigmatic scientific phenomena.
As the investigation unearths the improbable statistical harmony between celestial mechanics and earthly industrial complexities, it beckons further contemplation: much like pondering the potential for life on exoplanets. Through its incongruous juxtaposition of planetary movements and automotive tribulations, this study seeks to align the seemingly incongruous and instigate further galactic inquiry into the cosmic comedy of statistical concordance.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Data Collection:
To analyze the seemingly abstruse confluence of Uranus' distance from Earth and the occurrence of automotive recalls by Nissan North America, data was collected from the celestial databases of Astropy and the terrestrial archives of the US Department of Transportation. The celestial data encompassed the precise distances between Uranus and Earth from 1975 to 2022, while the terrestrial data comprised the occurrences and details of automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America during the same period.

In a process humorously reminiscent of planetary alignment, the celestial and terrestrial datasets were aligned to synchronize the temporal occurrences of astronomical positions and automotive anomalies. This alignment was crucial to ensure accurate temporal correspondence, akin to ensuring proper alignment for optimal performance - a pertinent consideration in both astronomical and automotive realms.

Statistical Analysis:
In a cosmic ballet of statistical inquiry, a correlation analysis was performed to elucidate the potential relationship between the distance separating Uranus and Earth and the frequency of Nissan North America's automotive recalls. The correlation coefficient was computed, allowing for the quantification of the strength and direction of the relationship, akin to elucidating the gravitational pull of celestial bodies.

As a nod to the intergalactic jests that seem to accompany this enigmatic connection, the statistical analysis was conducted with rigorous adherence to conventional methodologies, akin to ensuring precise orbital calculations. The process involved computing correlation coefficients and p-values to ascertain the statistical significance of the observed relationship, revealing a surprisingly robust correlation coefficient and a p-value that defied astronomical expectations.

Integration of Frameworks:
To comprehensively capture the multifaceted nature of this unexpected relationship, a theoretical framework was established to integrate celestial mechanics with automotive industry dynamics. This framework sought to reconcile the astronomical principles governing planetary motions with the operational intricacies and potential causal factors underlying automotive recalls, akin to harmonizing disparate cosmic forces.

The integration of celestial and terrestrial frameworks was as intricate as navigating the celestial complexities of planetary orbits, requiring deconstruction of disciplinary boundaries and formulation of novel analytical approaches. This interdisciplinary endeavor demonstrated that, much like gravitational forces, disciplinary boundaries can exert both binding constraints and expansive opportunities to illuminate unexpected connections - a realization that the research team found both scientifically gratifying and humorously amusing.

Limitations:
Despite the comprehensive nature of the research methodology, several limitations permeate this study, much like the faint traces of cosmic dust that elude meticulous observation. For instance, the study's reliance on primarily publicly available data sources may introduce potential confounding variables not accounted for in the analysis. Additionally, the complex interplay of myriad factors in the automotive industry necessitates caution in attributing causality solely to celestial distances.

In acknowledgment of these limitations, the research team approached the cosmic-automotive investigation with cautious optimism, recognizing the inherent complexity of encompassing celestial movements and automotive intricacies within a unified analytical framework. As with many scientific inquiries, the quest to unravel the unexpected connection between Uranus' distance and Nissan recalls is as boundless as the galaxy itself, sustained by a commitment to scientific rigor and occasional interstellar puns.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and Earth and Automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Caclculated using Astropy and US DOT .

For the time period 1975 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.6828516, r-squared of 0.4662863, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Planetary Positioning and Automotive Anomalies: Unraveling the Unlikely Link between Uranus and Nissan North America Recalls

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the seemingly unrelated realms of celestial bodies and automotive industry mishaps to explore the peculiar connection between the distance between Uranus and Earth and automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America. Leveraging data from Astropy and US DOT spanning from 1975 to 2022, a correlation analysis was conducted, revealing a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.6828516 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While the research team initially approached this cosmic-automotive inquiry with skepticism, the findings demonstrate an unignorable relationship worthy of further investigation.

Amidst the galaxy of data, a celestial joke was observed: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Similarly, the correlation between the distant Uranus and automotive recalls underscores the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena, challenging traditional scientific boundaries and encouraging a cosmic perspective on earthly matters.

Furthermore, the findings disrupt conventional assumptions, prompting contemplation akin to pondering the stars: What drives this statistical alignment between cosmic movements and automotive setbacks, and how can it inform our understanding of cause-and-effect dynamics in the automotive domain?

Despite the gravity of the subject matter, the study also unearthed an unexpected aspect, much like discovering a new planet - a celestial dad joke: Did you hear about the restaurant on Uranus? Great food, no atmosphere! As the mystery continues to unfold, this research lays the groundwork for further interdisciplinary exploration, offering a celestial lens through which to scrutinize earthly occurrences with a nod to intergalactic humor.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The exploration of seemingly unrelated phenomena has long been a cornerstone of scientific inquiry, akin to the perennial attempt to decipher the enigmatic behavior of subatomic particles, or understanding the dynamics behind the operation of celestial bodies. In this vein, the current study delves into the unexpected linkage between the distance separating the planet Uranus from Earth and the frequency of automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America. Remarkably, this peculiar coupling has evinced a statistical relationship that defies conventional scientific expectations, akin to stumbling upon a cosmic joke amidst the solemnity of space.
Nissan North America, a prominent player in the automotive industry, has been subject to a myriad of recalls over the years, prompting rigorous investigations into the root causes of these anomalies. Meanwhile, the planet Uranus, nestled within our solar system, orbits the sun at a considerable distance from Earth, its subtle movements a subject of fascination and inquiry for astronomers. Intersecting these divergent realms, the unexpected correlation between Uranus' orbital position and Nissan North America recalls has unfurled a scientific narrative of interconnection, rivaling the comedic complexity of a pun-laden universe.
The correlation between Uranus' distance from Earth and Nissan’s automotive tribulations presents a conundrum as befuddling as a cosmic jest: Why did the car break up with the planet? It needed more space! This unexpected finding challenges the conventional wisdom of disciplinary boundaries and underscores the imperative for an interdisciplinary approach in unraveling enigmatic scientific phenomena.
As the investigation unearths the improbable statistical harmony between celestial mechanics and earthly industrial complexities, it beckons further contemplation: much like pondering the potential for life on exoplanets. Through its incongruous juxtaposition of planetary movements and automotive tribulations, this study seeks to align the seemingly incongruous and instigate further galactic inquiry into the cosmic comedy of statistical concordance.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of the correlation analysis revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.6828516 (p < 0.01) between the distance separating Uranus from Earth and the frequency of automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America for the period of 1975 to 2022. This correlation coefficient, with an r-squared of 0.4662863, indicates a strong positive linear relationship, affirming the unexpected connection between these seemingly disparate phenomena. It seems that even in the vast expanse of space, the influence of celestial bodies resonates with the earthly machinations of automotive industry anomalies.

Amidst the revelation of this unlikely cosmic-automotive correlation, a celestial peculiarity emerged: What did the car say to the motorcycle? "You turn me on." Similarly, the statistical alignment between the distant planet Uranus and automotive recalls offers a delightful interplay of scientific inquiry and cosmic humor, prompting contemplation about the interconnectedness of the universe and the unexpected ways in which celestial movements may influence terrestrial events.

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) further illustrates the robust correlation between the distance from Uranus and the frequency of automotive recalls by Nissan North America. Like the orbits of celestial bodies, the data points align themselves in a manner that suggests a gravitational pull between these disparate variables, capturing the attention of researchers and stargazers alike. The correlation is as evident as the phases of the moon, prompting pondering about the astronomical forces at play in the automotive industry.

In line with the statistical findings, the correlation between Uranus-Earth distance and automotive recalls challenges traditional scientific boundaries, triggering contemplation similar to gazing at the cosmos: What unseen forces are at play to yield this unexpected coherence between planetary motion and automotive setbacks? The study lays the groundwork for further interdisciplinary exploration, much like unveiling a new celestial phenomenon, fostering a cosmic perspective that tempers scientific rigor with intergalactic whimsy.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and Earth and Automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Planetary Positioning and Automotive Anomalies: Unraveling the Unlikely Link between Uranus and Nissan North America Recalls

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the seemingly unrelated realms of celestial bodies and automotive industry mishaps to explore the peculiar connection between the distance between Uranus and Earth and automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America. Leveraging data from Astropy and US DOT spanning from 1975 to 2022, a correlation analysis was conducted, revealing a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.6828516 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While the research team initially approached this cosmic-automotive inquiry with skepticism, the findings demonstrate an unignorable relationship worthy of further investigation.

Amidst the galaxy of data, a celestial joke was observed: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Similarly, the correlation between the distant Uranus and automotive recalls underscores the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena, challenging traditional scientific boundaries and encouraging a cosmic perspective on earthly matters.

Furthermore, the findings disrupt conventional assumptions, prompting contemplation akin to pondering the stars: What drives this statistical alignment between cosmic movements and automotive setbacks, and how can it inform our understanding of cause-and-effect dynamics in the automotive domain?

Despite the gravity of the subject matter, the study also unearthed an unexpected aspect, much like discovering a new planet - a celestial dad joke: Did you hear about the restaurant on Uranus? Great food, no atmosphere! As the mystery continues to unfold, this research lays the groundwork for further interdisciplinary exploration, offering a celestial lens through which to scrutinize earthly occurrences with a nod to intergalactic humor.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Jones et al. (2015) in "Celestial Mechanics and Statistical Anomalies" uncover a surprising relationship between planetary distances and earthly phenomena, setting the stage for this investigation into the correlation between the distance of Uranus from Earth and automotive recalls by Nissan North America. Similarly, Smith and Doe (2018) in "Planetary Influences on Earthly Matters" present evidence of celestial bodies impacting human affairs, providing a theoretical framework for exploring the potential cosmic connections to automotive industry irregularities.
Turning to real non-fiction books related to the celestial and automotive realms, "Cosmic Collisions" by Dr. Stacy McGaugh delves into the interplay of celestial bodies, offering insights into the potential for planetary movements to influence Earthly events. "Recall Fever" by Douglas Brinkley and Michael T. Treglia provides a comprehensive historical overview of automotive recalls and their impacts on the industry, serving as a contextual backdrop for the current inquiry.
Furthermore, fictional works such as "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams present whimsical narratives of cosmic exploration, while "Car Trouble" by Robert Rorke captures the comedic complexities of automotive mishaps. These fictitious narratives, while not empirically grounded, add an imaginative dimension to the investigation, much like the unexpected twists of fate encountered in scholarly pursuits.
In the pursuit of diverse perspectives, the literature review extended to unconventional sources, including perusing CVS receipts, which, despite containing no discernible references to intergalactic matters, provided a refreshingly mundane backdrop to the gravity-defying statistical findings at hand.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of the correlation analysis revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.6828516 (p < 0.01) between the distance separating Uranus from Earth and the frequency of automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America for the period of 1975 to 2022. This correlation coefficient, with an r-squared of 0.4662863, indicates a strong positive linear relationship, affirming the unexpected connection between these seemingly disparate phenomena. It seems that even in the vast expanse of space, the influence of celestial bodies resonates with the earthly machinations of automotive industry anomalies.
Amidst the revelation of this unlikely cosmic-automotive correlation, a celestial peculiarity emerged: What did the car say to the motorcycle? "You turn me on." Similarly, the statistical alignment between the distant planet Uranus and automotive recalls offers a delightful interplay of scientific inquiry and cosmic humor, prompting contemplation about the interconnectedness of the universe and the unexpected ways in which celestial movements may influence terrestrial events.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) further illustrates the robust correlation between the distance from Uranus and the frequency of automotive recalls by Nissan North America. Like the orbits of celestial bodies, the data points align themselves in a manner that suggests a gravitational pull between these disparate variables, capturing the attention of researchers and stargazers alike. The correlation is as evident as the phases of the moon, prompting pondering about the astronomical forces at play in the automotive industry.
In line with the statistical findings, the correlation between Uranus-Earth distance and automotive recalls challenges traditional scientific boundaries, triggering contemplation similar to gazing at the cosmos: What unseen forces are at play to yield this unexpected coherence between planetary motion and automotive setbacks? The study lays the groundwork for further interdisciplinary exploration, much like unveiling a new celestial phenomenon, fostering a cosmic perspective that tempers scientific rigor with intergalactic whimsy.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of this study not only affirm the unlikely correlation between the distance separating Uranus and automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America, but also provide empirical support for the prior research findings. Jones et al. (2015) and Smith and Doe (2018) laid the foundation for this investigation by highlighting the potential impact of celestial mechanics on earthly phenomena, and the correlation coefficient of 0.6828516 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 solidifies their theoretical assertions. Such findings demonstrate the cosmic humor that underlies the intersection of celestial bodies and terrestrial affairs, reminding us that even in the vast expanse of space, statistical anomalies can elicit a chuckle, akin to the humor found in a well-timed dad joke.

Moreover, the unexpected connection between the distant Uranus and automotive recalls echoes the sentiment expressed in Dr. Stacy McGaugh's "Cosmic Collisions" and reinforces the notion of planetary movements influencing earthly events. This unexpected alignment serves as a celestial wink, prompting us to entertain the interplay of cosmic forces and human activities, not unlike the whimsical narratives of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams, where the ludicrous meets the empirical.

The statistically robust correlation coefficient and the r-squared value of 0.4662863 further substantiate the unexpected coherence between planetary motion and automotive setbacks, echoing the gravitational pull of Uranus with the reliability of an astrophysical principle. As researchers traverse the galaxy of data, the unexpected peculiarity unveiled in this study is reminiscent of a cosmic mystery waiting to be unraveled, much like pondering the enigmatic nature of Uranus itself.

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually encapsulates the celestial witticism inherent in this correlation, reminding us that statistical relationships can charm and captivate, much like the playful phases of the moon. The alignment of data points showcases an interstellar dance between the distant Uranus and automotive recalls, captivating researchers and celestial enthusiasts alike, akin to the allure of a nebula shimmering in the night sky.

In conclusion, the correlation uncovered in this investigation challenges traditional scientific boundaries, much like the dizzying allure of outer space. This study draws attention to the interconnectedness of the universe and the unexpected ways in which celestial movements may influence terrestrial events, offering a cosmic lens through which to scrutinize earthly occurrences with a nod to intergalactic humor. As researchers continue to probe the depths of the universe for answers, the unexpected cosmic-automotive correlation serves as a gentle reminder that even in the gravitas of scientific pursuit, there is always room for cosmic whimsy and a well-placed dad joke.


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Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and Earth and Automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Planetary Positioning and Automotive Anomalies: Unraveling the Unlikely Link between Uranus and Nissan North America Recalls

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the seemingly unrelated realms of celestial bodies and automotive industry mishaps to explore the peculiar connection between the distance between Uranus and Earth and automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America. Leveraging data from Astropy and US DOT spanning from 1975 to 2022, a correlation analysis was conducted, revealing a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.6828516 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While the research team initially approached this cosmic-automotive inquiry with skepticism, the findings demonstrate an unignorable relationship worthy of further investigation.

Amidst the galaxy of data, a celestial joke was observed: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Similarly, the correlation between the distant Uranus and automotive recalls underscores the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena, challenging traditional scientific boundaries and encouraging a cosmic perspective on earthly matters.

Furthermore, the findings disrupt conventional assumptions, prompting contemplation akin to pondering the stars: What drives this statistical alignment between cosmic movements and automotive setbacks, and how can it inform our understanding of cause-and-effect dynamics in the automotive domain?

Despite the gravity of the subject matter, the study also unearthed an unexpected aspect, much like discovering a new planet - a celestial dad joke: Did you hear about the restaurant on Uranus? Great food, no atmosphere! As the mystery continues to unfold, this research lays the groundwork for further interdisciplinary exploration, offering a celestial lens through which to scrutinize earthly occurrences with a nod to intergalactic humor.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The exploration of seemingly unrelated phenomena has long been a cornerstone of scientific inquiry, akin to the perennial attempt to decipher the enigmatic behavior of subatomic particles, or understanding the dynamics behind the operation of celestial bodies. In this vein, the current study delves into the unexpected linkage between the distance separating the planet Uranus from Earth and the frequency of automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America. Remarkably, this peculiar coupling has evinced a statistical relationship that defies conventional scientific expectations, akin to stumbling upon a cosmic joke amidst the solemnity of space.
Nissan North America, a prominent player in the automotive industry, has been subject to a myriad of recalls over the years, prompting rigorous investigations into the root causes of these anomalies. Meanwhile, the planet Uranus, nestled within our solar system, orbits the sun at a considerable distance from Earth, its subtle movements a subject of fascination and inquiry for astronomers. Intersecting these divergent realms, the unexpected correlation between Uranus' orbital position and Nissan North America recalls has unfurled a scientific narrative of interconnection, rivaling the comedic complexity of a pun-laden universe.
The correlation between Uranus' distance from Earth and Nissan’s automotive tribulations presents a conundrum as befuddling as a cosmic jest: Why did the car break up with the planet? It needed more space! This unexpected finding challenges the conventional wisdom of disciplinary boundaries and underscores the imperative for an interdisciplinary approach in unraveling enigmatic scientific phenomena.
As the investigation unearths the improbable statistical harmony between celestial mechanics and earthly industrial complexities, it beckons further contemplation: much like pondering the potential for life on exoplanets. Through its incongruous juxtaposition of planetary movements and automotive tribulations, this study seeks to align the seemingly incongruous and instigate further galactic inquiry into the cosmic comedy of statistical concordance.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of the correlation analysis revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.6828516 (p < 0.01) between the distance separating Uranus from Earth and the frequency of automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America for the period of 1975 to 2022. This correlation coefficient, with an r-squared of 0.4662863, indicates a strong positive linear relationship, affirming the unexpected connection between these seemingly disparate phenomena. It seems that even in the vast expanse of space, the influence of celestial bodies resonates with the earthly machinations of automotive industry anomalies.
Amidst the revelation of this unlikely cosmic-automotive correlation, a celestial peculiarity emerged: What did the car say to the motorcycle? "You turn me on." Similarly, the statistical alignment between the distant planet Uranus and automotive recalls offers a delightful interplay of scientific inquiry and cosmic humor, prompting contemplation about the interconnectedness of the universe and the unexpected ways in which celestial movements may influence terrestrial events.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) further illustrates the robust correlation between the distance from Uranus and the frequency of automotive recalls by Nissan North America. Like the orbits of celestial bodies, the data points align themselves in a manner that suggests a gravitational pull between these disparate variables, capturing the attention of researchers and stargazers alike. The correlation is as evident as the phases of the moon, prompting pondering about the astronomical forces at play in the automotive industry.
In line with the statistical findings, the correlation between Uranus-Earth distance and automotive recalls challenges traditional scientific boundaries, triggering contemplation similar to gazing at the cosmos: What unseen forces are at play to yield this unexpected coherence between planetary motion and automotive setbacks? The study lays the groundwork for further interdisciplinary exploration, much like unveiling a new celestial phenomenon, fostering a cosmic perspective that tempers scientific rigor with intergalactic whimsy.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, the study has unveiled a robust statistical relationship between the distance separating Uranus from Earth and the frequency of automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America, challenging traditional disciplinary boundaries and prompting contemplation akin to stargazing on a clear night. The unexpected alignment between celestial mechanics and industrial anomalies offers a cosmic perspective on earthly occurrences, reminiscent of a physicist’s take on comedic timing.

The statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.6828516 (p < 0.01) suggests a strong positive linear relationship, mirroring the engaging interplay of a cosmic jest among celestial bodies. The findings prompt consideration akin to unraveling the mysteries of the universe: Why did the automotive industry take a sudden interest in celestial mechanics? It found a planetary pull!

The scatterplot visually captures the gravitational pull between Uranus' distance from Earth and Nissan North America's automotive tribulations, paralleling the captivating orbits of celestial bodies. The unexpected coherence parallels a quirk of the cosmos - much like a dad joke with interstellar flair: Why don't astronomers trust atoms? They make up everything, just like this statistically robust correlation!

This research paves the way for interdisciplinary exploration, much like discovering a new planet, and offers a celestial lens through which to scrutinize terrestrial nuances with a nod to intergalactic humor. As such, it is evident that no further research in this area is needed. The juxtaposition of Nissan North America recalls and the distance between Uranus and Earth has been thoroughly--and humorously--explored.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Planetary Positioning and Automotive Anomalies: Unraveling the Unlikely Link between Uranus and Nissan North America Recalls. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

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The Journal of Celestial Mechanics and Consumer Car Conundrums


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The Cosmic Conjunction Consortium


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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Planetary Positioning and Automotive Anomalies: Unraveling the Unlikely Link between Uranus and Nissan North America Recalls with an abstract of This study investigates the seemingly unrelated realms of celestial bodies and automotive industry mishaps to explore the peculiar connection between the distance between Uranus and Earth and automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America. Leveraging data from Astropy and US DOT spanning from 1975 to 2022, a correlation analysis was conducted, revealing a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.6828516 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While the research team initially approached this cosmic-automotive inquiry with skepticism, the findings demonstrate an unignorable relationship worthy of further investigation.
Amidst the galaxy of data, a celestial joke was observed: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Similarly, the correlation between the distant Uranus and automotive recalls underscores the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena, challenging traditional scientific boundaries and encouraging a cosmic perspective on earthly matters.
Furthermore, the findings disrupt conventional assumptions, prompting contemplation akin to pondering the stars: What drives this statistical alignment between cosmic movements and automotive setbacks, and how can it inform our understanding of cause-and-effect dynamics in the automotive domain?
Despite the gravity of the subject matter, the study also unearthed an unexpected aspect, much like discovering a new planet - a celestial dad joke: Did you hear about the restaurant on Uranus? Great food, no atmosphere! As the mystery continues to unfold, this research lays the groundwork for further interdisciplinary exploration, offering a celestial lens through which to scrutinize earthly occurrences with a nod to intergalactic humor.

ChatGPT:

planetary positioning, automotive anomalies, Uranus, Nissan North America recalls, correlation analysis, Astropy data, US DOT data, automotive industry mishaps, celestial bodies, Earth, cosmic-automotive connection, statistical alignment, cause-and-effect dynamics, interdisciplinary exploration, intergalactic humor

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The distance between Uranus and Earth
Detailed data title: The average distance between Uranus and Earth as measured on the first day of each month
Source: Caclculated using Astropy
Additional Info: I wrote a Python script using Astropy to calculate the distance between the named planets on the first day of each month for every year.

See what else correlates with The distance between Uranus and Earth

Automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America
Detailed data title: Automotive recals issued by Nissan North America
Source: US DOT
See what else correlates with Automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America

Correlation r = 0.6828516 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.4662863 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 46.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The distance between Uranus and Earth) over the 48 years from 1975 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 9.0E-8. 0.0000000895659687152245600000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.68 in 9.0E-6% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 11,164,955 random variables You don't actually need 11 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 47 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 47 because we have two variables measured over a period of 48 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.49, 0.81 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
197519761977197819791980198119821983198419851986198719881989199019911992199319941995199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
The distance between Uranus and Earth (Planetary distance (AU))18.472418.519118.565318.618718.675918.738818.79918.863218.928118.995519.059119.124619.190219.257219.321919.387719.453219.518519.581319.642319.700419.754719.805419.851519.893319.9319.964819.99520.02220.04420.06620.082820.095520.101420.106620.104220.096320.080220.064220.040920.013519.979619.948319.911419.871719.826219.783319.7342
Automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America (Recalls)110113133222400223186649476141389169106178131617201917145122815




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
  5. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([18.4724,18.5191,18.5653,18.6187,18.6759,18.7388,18.799,18.8632,18.9281,18.9955,19.0591,19.1246,19.1902,19.2572,19.3219,19.3877,19.4532,19.5185,19.5813,19.6423,19.7004,19.7547,19.8054,19.8515,19.8933,19.93,19.9648,19.995,20.022,20.044,20.066,20.0828,20.0955,20.1014,20.1066,20.1042,20.0963,20.0802,20.0642,20.0409,20.0135,19.9796,19.9483,19.9114,19.8717,19.8262,19.7833,19.7342,])
array_2 = np.array([1,1,0,1,1,3,1,3,3,2,2,2,4,0,0,2,2,3,1,8,6,6,4,9,4,7,6,14,13,8,9,16,9,10,6,17,8,13,16,17,20,19,17,14,5,12,28,15,])
array_1_name = "The distance between Uranus and Earth"
array_2_name = "Automotive recalls issued by Nissan North America"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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