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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The distance between Neptune and Uranus and the second variable is Crown Castle's stock price (CCI).  The chart goes from 2002 to 2023, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the gap between the ice giants widened, it created a ripple effect in the celestial stock market. This led to a surge in demand for cosmic communication infrastructure, causing an interplanetary expansion for Crown Castle. The gravitational pull of profits just couldn't be ignored, prompting investors on Earth to launch CCI stock to the moon - and beyond!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: An image that looks like it is a scene from a Disney Movie, depicting a serene night sky with two celestial bodies standing out - the blue-green planet Uranus and the deep blue Neptune, aligned in a breathtaking straight line. The stars twinkle around them, providing a magical backdrop. Below, a digital ticker tape displays the stock price of Crown Castle, steadily rising like a ladder reaching for the stars, adding an element of wonder and possibility to the scene. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The distance between Neptune and Uranus and Crown Castle's stock price. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Minimalism Cubism Psychedelic Hyper-realistic An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The distance between Neptune and Uranus and Crown Castle's stock price together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: Imagine looking up at the night sky and seeing the planets Uranus and Neptune lined up in a straight line, with Uranus closer to the Earth and Neptune further away. Meanwhile, on a digital ticker tape below, you see Crown Castle's stock price rising steadily, like a ladder reaching for the stars.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie ] and depicting this scene: Imagine looking up at the night sky and seeing the planets Uranus and Neptune lined up in a straight line, with Uranus closer to the Earth and Neptune further away. Meanwhile, on a digital ticker tape below, you see Crown Castle's stock price rising steadily, like a ladder reaching for the stars. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from a Disney Movie, depicting a serene night sky with two celestial bodies standing out - the blue-green planet Uranus and the deep blue Neptune, aligned in a breathtaking straight line. The stars twinkle around them, providing a magical backdrop. Below, a digital ticker tape displays the stock price of Crown Castle, steadily rising like a ladder reaching for the stars, adding an element of wonder and possibility to the scene.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in The distance between Neptune and Uranus caused Crown Castle's stock price (CCI) to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Neptune's Dance with Uranus: A Stellar Connection to Stock Price Romance?

The Interstellar Finance Review

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Neptune and Uranus and Crown Castle's stock price (CCI). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Rhyme words in the title.

Your research team used data from Caclculated using Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9433134 and p < 0.01 for 2002 to 2023.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Neptune's Dance with Uranus: A Stellar Connection to Stock Price Romance?"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study trots into unchartered territory, seeking to unveil the heartwarming waltz between the distant siblings Neptune and Uranus, and its subtle yet titillating influence on Crown Castle's stock price (CCI). Utilizing data from the galactic vaults of Astropy and the financial constellations of LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team unearthed an enthralling correlation coefficient of 0.9433134 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2002 to 2023. Our findings not only illuminate this cosmic connection, but also shed light on the elusive ways in which the celestial bodies might exert their gravitational pull on earthly investments. Join us in this cosmic masquerade, where the dance of the planets and the tango of stock prices converge in a captivating celestial symphony. Keep your eyes on the stars, and your portfolios in check!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Neptune and Uranus and Crown Castle's stock price (CCI). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Neptune's Dance with Uranus: A Stellar Connection to Stock Price Romance?"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study trots into unchartered territory, seeking to unveil the heartwarming waltz between the distant siblings Neptune and Uranus, and its subtle yet titillating influence on Crown Castle's stock price (CCI). Utilizing data from the galactic vaults of Astropy and the financial constellations of LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team unearthed an enthralling correlation coefficient of 0.9433134 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2002 to 2023. Our findings not only illuminate this cosmic connection, but also shed light on the elusive ways in which the celestial bodies might exert their gravitational pull on earthly investments. Join us in this cosmic masquerade, where the dance of the planets and the tango of stock prices converge in a captivating celestial symphony. Keep your eyes on the stars, and your portfolios in check!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
Introduction

The intersection of astronomy and finance has long been a subject of mild curiosity, mostly consigned to the back alleys of speculative discussions and whimsical musings. However, as we twirl our mental telescopes towards the heavens and the stock market indices, a peculiar notion arises: could there be an arcane connection, an ethereal bond, a cosmic tango between the celestial juggernauts Neptune and Uranus, and the worldly fortunes of Crown Castle International Corp. (CCI)?

The question, at first glance, seems preposterous, absurd even – akin to contemplating the gravitational pull of a black hole on a bar of gold. Yet, as we ponder this celestial caper, it provokes a mischievous grin, a glimmer of intrigue, and perhaps the faintest twinkle of statistical curiosity. For in the eyries of the astrophysical databases and the financial archives, we embarked on a vaudevillian quest to uncover the enigmatic relationship between the distant gaseous giants and the ever-fluctuating dance of CCI's stock price.

As we delved into the quizzical expanse of astrophysical orbits and financial market movements, we stumbled upon an implausible yet bewitching correlation. Our journey was studded with acronyms and codes, from the depths of Astropy and the expanse of LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). Our fingertips embraced the eldritch decimal strings of correlation coefficient - a beguiling 0.9433134 - and the tantalizing p-value of lesser than 0.01.

This alluring rendezvous between the celestial siblings and the corporeal stocks not only unraveled the clandestine whispers of the cosmos but also ponderously suggested a cosmic carousel interwoven with earthly fortune. Indeed, the cogs of finance, it seems, might unwittingly dance to the rhythm of the ethereal symphony, orchestrated by the motion of planets far beyond the terrestrial precincts.

Thus, dear reader, as we embark on this cosmic escapade, let us not merely gaze aloofly at the numerical charts and the baffling jargon. Rather, let us delve into this celestial tapestry and financial frolic with a robust spirit of inquiry and the nimbleness of curious investigation, for in the end, it's not just a matter of the stars aligning, but of our portfolios coming into alignment as well. Onward, then, to unravel the cosmic ballet, follow the trajectories of planets, and the vicissitudes of stock movements, and uncover the nebulous connections that elude the naked eye. Join us in this interstellar jamboree of statistical discovery and astro-financial synchrony!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Neptune and Uranus and Crown Castle's stock price (CCI). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Neptune's Dance with Uranus: A Stellar Connection to Stock Price Romance?"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study trots into unchartered territory, seeking to unveil the heartwarming waltz between the distant siblings Neptune and Uranus, and its subtle yet titillating influence on Crown Castle's stock price (CCI). Utilizing data from the galactic vaults of Astropy and the financial constellations of LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team unearthed an enthralling correlation coefficient of 0.9433134 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2002 to 2023. Our findings not only illuminate this cosmic connection, but also shed light on the elusive ways in which the celestial bodies might exert their gravitational pull on earthly investments. Join us in this cosmic masquerade, where the dance of the planets and the tango of stock prices converge in a captivating celestial symphony. Keep your eyes on the stars, and your portfolios in check!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introduction
The intersection of astronomy and finance has long been a subject of mild curiosity, mostly consigned to the back alleys of speculative discussions and whimsical musings. However, as we twirl our mental telescopes towards the heavens and the stock market indices, a peculiar notion arises: could there be an arcane connection, an ethereal bond, a cosmic tango between the celestial juggernauts Neptune and Uranus, and the worldly fortunes of Crown Castle International Corp. (CCI)?
The question, at first glance, seems preposterous, absurd even – akin to contemplating the gravitational pull of a black hole on a bar of gold. Yet, as we ponder this celestial caper, it provokes a mischievous grin, a glimmer of intrigue, and perhaps the faintest twinkle of statistical curiosity. For in the eyries of the astrophysical databases and the financial archives, we embarked on a vaudevillian quest to uncover the enigmatic relationship between the distant gaseous giants and the ever-fluctuating dance of CCI's stock price.
As we delved into the quizzical expanse of astrophysical orbits and financial market movements, we stumbled upon an implausible yet bewitching correlation. Our journey was studded with acronyms and codes, from the depths of Astropy and the expanse of LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). Our fingertips embraced the eldritch decimal strings of correlation coefficient - a beguiling 0.9433134 - and the tantalizing p-value of lesser than 0.01.
This alluring rendezvous between the celestial siblings and the corporeal stocks not only unraveled the clandestine whispers of the cosmos but also ponderously suggested a cosmic carousel interwoven with earthly fortune. Indeed, the cogs of finance, it seems, might unwittingly dance to the rhythm of the ethereal symphony, orchestrated by the motion of planets far beyond the terrestrial precincts.
Thus, dear reader, as we embark on this cosmic escapade, let us not merely gaze aloofly at the numerical charts and the baffling jargon. Rather, let us delve into this celestial tapestry and financial frolic with a robust spirit of inquiry and the nimbleness of curious investigation, for in the end, it's not just a matter of the stars aligning, but of our portfolios coming into alignment as well. Onward, then, to unravel the cosmic ballet, follow the trajectories of planets, and the vicissitudes of stock movements, and uncover the nebulous connections that elude the naked eye. Join us in this interstellar jamboree of statistical discovery and astro-financial synchrony!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The connection between the distance separating Neptune and Uranus and the stock price of Crown Castle International Corp. (CCI) has mystified scholars and amateur stargazers alike. The initial search for academic works on this topic led us to caveats, caveats, and more caveats about the importance of drawing any firm conclusions from such speculative research. However, as our quest for knowledge ventured deeper, we ventured into the dense archives of esoteric financial almanacs and the ethereal alleys of celestial journals. We must tread carefully in such uncharted realms, as the implications of our findings could potentially rock the very foundations of astrophysics and finance. In "Planetary Economics," the authors discuss the potential link between celestial events and economic fluctuations, albeit with a liberal sprinkling of skepticism and wry amusement. Nevertheless, their work provides a foundational framework for our own investigation, albeit in a manner that left us giggling like schoolchildren trying to understand rocket science.

Turning to the realm of non-fiction literature, we encountered "Astrophysics for People in a Hurry" by Neil deGrasse Tyson, where the author divulges the tantalizing intricacies of the cosmos in a manner that feels akin to a cosmic stand-up comedy routine. The book, while lacking any direct reference to stock prices, undoubtedly heightened our enthusiasm for the intersection of galactic phenomena and earthly processes. Additionally, "The Intelligent Investor" by Benjamin Graham offered astute observations on market fluctuations, prompting us to consider the speculative aspects of our own research with a dash of sardonic introspection.

Venturing into the whimsical corners of fiction, we stumbled upon "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams, a delightful romp through space and time that left us pondering the inconceivable notions of interstellar quirkiness and financial absurdity. On a more somber note, "The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald, while seemingly unrelated to the subject matter, implored us to contemplate the mercurial nature of wealth and the enigmatic allure of the stars, reminding us that even in the most mundane of settings, the celestial dance may hold sway.

Furthermore, it would be remiss not to mention the cinematic realm, where movies such as "The Big Short" and "Interstellar" provided both comic relief and existential ponderings on the mercurial nature of financial systems and the enigmatic allure of cosmic phenomena. The juxtaposition of these seemingly disparate themes offered an unexpected source of inspiration and a modicum of levity in our research pursuits.

Overall, the literature reviewed, while diverse and often divergent in focus, served to both guide and mirthfully bemuse our endeavors, urging us to embrace the whimsicality of our subject matter with a voracious appetite for discovery and a hearty dose of lightheartedness.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Neptune and Uranus and Crown Castle's stock price (CCI). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Caclculated using Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2002 to 2023

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Neptune's Dance with Uranus: A Stellar Connection to Stock Price Romance?"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study trots into unchartered territory, seeking to unveil the heartwarming waltz between the distant siblings Neptune and Uranus, and its subtle yet titillating influence on Crown Castle's stock price (CCI). Utilizing data from the galactic vaults of Astropy and the financial constellations of LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team unearthed an enthralling correlation coefficient of 0.9433134 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2002 to 2023. Our findings not only illuminate this cosmic connection, but also shed light on the elusive ways in which the celestial bodies might exert their gravitational pull on earthly investments. Join us in this cosmic masquerade, where the dance of the planets and the tango of stock prices converge in a captivating celestial symphony. Keep your eyes on the stars, and your portfolios in check!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introduction
The intersection of astronomy and finance has long been a subject of mild curiosity, mostly consigned to the back alleys of speculative discussions and whimsical musings. However, as we twirl our mental telescopes towards the heavens and the stock market indices, a peculiar notion arises: could there be an arcane connection, an ethereal bond, a cosmic tango between the celestial juggernauts Neptune and Uranus, and the worldly fortunes of Crown Castle International Corp. (CCI)?
The question, at first glance, seems preposterous, absurd even – akin to contemplating the gravitational pull of a black hole on a bar of gold. Yet, as we ponder this celestial caper, it provokes a mischievous grin, a glimmer of intrigue, and perhaps the faintest twinkle of statistical curiosity. For in the eyries of the astrophysical databases and the financial archives, we embarked on a vaudevillian quest to uncover the enigmatic relationship between the distant gaseous giants and the ever-fluctuating dance of CCI's stock price.
As we delved into the quizzical expanse of astrophysical orbits and financial market movements, we stumbled upon an implausible yet bewitching correlation. Our journey was studded with acronyms and codes, from the depths of Astropy and the expanse of LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). Our fingertips embraced the eldritch decimal strings of correlation coefficient - a beguiling 0.9433134 - and the tantalizing p-value of lesser than 0.01.
This alluring rendezvous between the celestial siblings and the corporeal stocks not only unraveled the clandestine whispers of the cosmos but also ponderously suggested a cosmic carousel interwoven with earthly fortune. Indeed, the cogs of finance, it seems, might unwittingly dance to the rhythm of the ethereal symphony, orchestrated by the motion of planets far beyond the terrestrial precincts.
Thus, dear reader, as we embark on this cosmic escapade, let us not merely gaze aloofly at the numerical charts and the baffling jargon. Rather, let us delve into this celestial tapestry and financial frolic with a robust spirit of inquiry and the nimbleness of curious investigation, for in the end, it's not just a matter of the stars aligning, but of our portfolios coming into alignment as well. Onward, then, to unravel the cosmic ballet, follow the trajectories of planets, and the vicissitudes of stock movements, and uncover the nebulous connections that elude the naked eye. Join us in this interstellar jamboree of statistical discovery and astro-financial synchrony!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

As it is well known among astrophysicists, financial analysts, and connoisseurs of cosmic capers, the methodologies employed in our quest to unravel the enigmatic dance between Neptune and Uranus and Crown Castle's stock price (CCI) were as intricate as the celestial orbits they sought to elucidate. Our approach combined elements from the fields of astrophysics, statistical analysis, and financial market research, resulting in a concoction as tantalizing as a cosmic cocktail.

To determine the distance between Neptune and Uranus, we utilized data sets sourced from reputable astronomical databases, chiefly Astropy, renowned for its celestial precision and heavenly accuracy. The data spanning from 2002 to 2023, like the cosmic archives, was as vast and complex as the expanse of space itself. The distances measured were not merely figures, but waypoints in the galactic voyage we embarked upon, akin to mapping the ethereal footsteps of the celestial siblings.

As for the fluctuating constellation of CCI's stock price, data was predominantly sourced from the financial constellations of LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). This repository of financial data, akin to the nebulae of the cosmos, held within it the enigmatic ebb and flow of stock prices, interwoven with a tapestry of economic interactions and market movements.

Employing the power of statistical analysis, we summoned the arcane forces of correlation coefficient calculations and p-values to decipher the cosmic choreography. The correlation coefficient emerged as our lodestar, guiding us through the celestial and financial mazes, eventually revealing an enthralling correlation coefficient of 0.9433134, with a p-value less than 0.01. These statistical constellations, though initially esoteric, became our guiding stars, leading the way through the labyrinth of data and elucidating the cosmic tango between Neptune, Uranus, and CCI's stock price.

It is essential to note that while our methods may have bordered on the avant-garde, the results stand as a testament to the fruitful marriage of celestial whimsy and financial scrutiny. The confluence of these diverse disciplines has illuminated a cosmic correlation that transcends mere statistical jargon, shedding light on the celestial symphony that inexplicably harmonizes with the earthly fortunes of CCI. In conclusion, as we reflect on the methodology, it is evident that this research journey proved as riveting as an interstellar jamboree, showcasing a harmonious convergence of science, statistics, and financial exuberance.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Neptune and Uranus and Crown Castle's stock price (CCI). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Caclculated using Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2002 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.9433134, r-squared of 0.8898402, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Neptune's Dance with Uranus: A Stellar Connection to Stock Price Romance?"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study trots into unchartered territory, seeking to unveil the heartwarming waltz between the distant siblings Neptune and Uranus, and its subtle yet titillating influence on Crown Castle's stock price (CCI). Utilizing data from the galactic vaults of Astropy and the financial constellations of LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team unearthed an enthralling correlation coefficient of 0.9433134 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2002 to 2023. Our findings not only illuminate this cosmic connection, but also shed light on the elusive ways in which the celestial bodies might exert their gravitational pull on earthly investments. Join us in this cosmic masquerade, where the dance of the planets and the tango of stock prices converge in a captivating celestial symphony. Keep your eyes on the stars, and your portfolios in check!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Introduction
The intersection of astronomy and finance has long been a subject of mild curiosity, mostly consigned to the back alleys of speculative discussions and whimsical musings. However, as we twirl our mental telescopes towards the heavens and the stock market indices, a peculiar notion arises: could there be an arcane connection, an ethereal bond, a cosmic tango between the celestial juggernauts Neptune and Uranus, and the worldly fortunes of Crown Castle International Corp. (CCI)?
The question, at first glance, seems preposterous, absurd even – akin to contemplating the gravitational pull of a black hole on a bar of gold. Yet, as we ponder this celestial caper, it provokes a mischievous grin, a glimmer of intrigue, and perhaps the faintest twinkle of statistical curiosity. For in the eyries of the astrophysical databases and the financial archives, we embarked on a vaudevillian quest to uncover the enigmatic relationship between the distant gaseous giants and the ever-fluctuating dance of CCI's stock price.
As we delved into the quizzical expanse of astrophysical orbits and financial market movements, we stumbled upon an implausible yet bewitching correlation. Our journey was studded with acronyms and codes, from the depths of Astropy and the expanse of LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). Our fingertips embraced the eldritch decimal strings of correlation coefficient - a beguiling 0.9433134 - and the tantalizing p-value of lesser than 0.01.
This alluring rendezvous between the celestial siblings and the corporeal stocks not only unraveled the clandestine whispers of the cosmos but also ponderously suggested a cosmic carousel interwoven with earthly fortune. Indeed, the cogs of finance, it seems, might unwittingly dance to the rhythm of the ethereal symphony, orchestrated by the motion of planets far beyond the terrestrial precincts.
Thus, dear reader, as we embark on this cosmic escapade, let us not merely gaze aloofly at the numerical charts and the baffling jargon. Rather, let us delve into this celestial tapestry and financial frolic with a robust spirit of inquiry and the nimbleness of curious investigation, for in the end, it's not just a matter of the stars aligning, but of our portfolios coming into alignment as well. Onward, then, to unravel the cosmic ballet, follow the trajectories of planets, and the vicissitudes of stock movements, and uncover the nebulous connections that elude the naked eye. Join us in this interstellar jamboree of statistical discovery and astro-financial synchrony!

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data collected from 2002 to 2023 revealed a remarkably strong correlation between the distance separating Neptune and Uranus and the stock price of Crown Castle International Corp. (CCI). The correlation coefficient of 0.9433134 indicates a high positive linear relationship between the variables. Furthermore, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8898402 attests that approximately 89% of the variability in CCI's stock price can be explained by the distance between these two celestial giants. Indeed, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis, supporting the existence of a statistically significant relationship between the variables.

Upon the celestial canvas of our scatterplot (Fig. 1), the entwined dance of Neptune and Uranus unfolds in harmony with the ebbs and flows of CCI's stock price. This captivating visual representation aptly captures the gravitational embrace of the gaseous siblings and the tenacious tango of stock price movements. The data points align themselves with a cosmic cadence, echoing the rhythmic passage of time and the whims of celestial mechanics.

These findings not only uncover a bewitching correlation between distant celestial bodies and earthly financial metrics but also call for a renewed appreciation of the intertwined nature of the cosmos and the markets. As we reflect on the statistical symphony of these distant dance partners and the terrestrial stocks, we are confronted with the enigmatic and often whimsical ways in which the universe may exert its influence on our investments. The gravitational interplay between distant planets and earthly assets, it seems, may transcend the customary boundaries of space and time, leaving us to marvel at the unseen cosmic choreography that dictates the ebb and flow of financial markets.

In conclusion, this study pioneers a whimsical venture into the unexplored intersection of celestial mechanics and financial analytics. It not only sheds light on the heretofore unnoticed link between Neptune, Uranus, and CCI's stock price but also invites further exploration into the enigmatic cosmic ballet that may sway the currents of financial fortune. Let us keep our eyes on the stars, not only for guidance but also for a potential celestial nudge in the ever-undulating realm of investments. Thus, our research playfully reveals the hidden astronomical forces at play in the world of financial markets, reminding us that sometimes, the sky truly is the limit in unraveling the mysteries of stock price dynamics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Neptune and Uranus and Crown Castle's stock price (CCI). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Neptune's Dance with Uranus: A Stellar Connection to Stock Price Romance?"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study trots into unchartered territory, seeking to unveil the heartwarming waltz between the distant siblings Neptune and Uranus, and its subtle yet titillating influence on Crown Castle's stock price (CCI). Utilizing data from the galactic vaults of Astropy and the financial constellations of LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team unearthed an enthralling correlation coefficient of 0.9433134 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2002 to 2023. Our findings not only illuminate this cosmic connection, but also shed light on the elusive ways in which the celestial bodies might exert their gravitational pull on earthly investments. Join us in this cosmic masquerade, where the dance of the planets and the tango of stock prices converge in a captivating celestial symphony. Keep your eyes on the stars, and your portfolios in check!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The connection between the distance separating Neptune and Uranus and the stock price of Crown Castle International Corp. (CCI) has mystified scholars and amateur stargazers alike. The initial search for academic works on this topic led us to caveats, caveats, and more caveats about the importance of drawing any firm conclusions from such speculative research. However, as our quest for knowledge ventured deeper, we ventured into the dense archives of esoteric financial almanacs and the ethereal alleys of celestial journals. We must tread carefully in such uncharted realms, as the implications of our findings could potentially rock the very foundations of astrophysics and finance. In "Planetary Economics," the authors discuss the potential link between celestial events and economic fluctuations, albeit with a liberal sprinkling of skepticism and wry amusement. Nevertheless, their work provides a foundational framework for our own investigation, albeit in a manner that left us giggling like schoolchildren trying to understand rocket science.
Turning to the realm of non-fiction literature, we encountered "Astrophysics for People in a Hurry" by Neil deGrasse Tyson, where the author divulges the tantalizing intricacies of the cosmos in a manner that feels akin to a cosmic stand-up comedy routine. The book, while lacking any direct reference to stock prices, undoubtedly heightened our enthusiasm for the intersection of galactic phenomena and earthly processes. Additionally, "The Intelligent Investor" by Benjamin Graham offered astute observations on market fluctuations, prompting us to consider the speculative aspects of our own research with a dash of sardonic introspection.
Venturing into the whimsical corners of fiction, we stumbled upon "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams, a delightful romp through space and time that left us pondering the inconceivable notions of interstellar quirkiness and financial absurdity. On a more somber note, "The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald, while seemingly unrelated to the subject matter, implored us to contemplate the mercurial nature of wealth and the enigmatic allure of the stars, reminding us that even in the most mundane of settings, the celestial dance may hold sway.
Furthermore, it would be remiss not to mention the cinematic realm, where movies such as "The Big Short" and "Interstellar" provided both comic relief and existential ponderings on the mercurial nature of financial systems and the enigmatic allure of cosmic phenomena. The juxtaposition of these seemingly disparate themes offered an unexpected source of inspiration and a modicum of levity in our research pursuits.
Overall, the literature reviewed, while diverse and often divergent in focus, served to both guide and mirthfully bemuse our endeavors, urging us to embrace the whimsicality of our subject matter with a voracious appetite for discovery and a hearty dose of lightheartedness.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data collected from 2002 to 2023 revealed a remarkably strong correlation between the distance separating Neptune and Uranus and the stock price of Crown Castle International Corp. (CCI). The correlation coefficient of 0.9433134 indicates a high positive linear relationship between the variables. Furthermore, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8898402 attests that approximately 89% of the variability in CCI's stock price can be explained by the distance between these two celestial giants. Indeed, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis, supporting the existence of a statistically significant relationship between the variables.
Upon the celestial canvas of our scatterplot (Fig. 1), the entwined dance of Neptune and Uranus unfolds in harmony with the ebbs and flows of CCI's stock price. This captivating visual representation aptly captures the gravitational embrace of the gaseous siblings and the tenacious tango of stock price movements. The data points align themselves with a cosmic cadence, echoing the rhythmic passage of time and the whims of celestial mechanics.
These findings not only uncover a bewitching correlation between distant celestial bodies and earthly financial metrics but also call for a renewed appreciation of the intertwined nature of the cosmos and the markets. As we reflect on the statistical symphony of these distant dance partners and the terrestrial stocks, we are confronted with the enigmatic and often whimsical ways in which the universe may exert its influence on our investments. The gravitational interplay between distant planets and earthly assets, it seems, may transcend the customary boundaries of space and time, leaving us to marvel at the unseen cosmic choreography that dictates the ebb and flow of financial markets.
In conclusion, this study pioneers a whimsical venture into the unexplored intersection of celestial mechanics and financial analytics. It not only sheds light on the heretofore unnoticed link between Neptune, Uranus, and CCI's stock price but also invites further exploration into the enigmatic cosmic ballet that may sway the currents of financial fortune. Let us keep our eyes on the stars, not only for guidance but also for a potential celestial nudge in the ever-undulating realm of investments. Thus, our research playfully reveals the hidden astronomical forces at play in the world of financial markets, reminding us that sometimes, the sky truly is the limit in unraveling the mysteries of stock price dynamics.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of this study unveil a fascinating correlation between the celestial positioning of Neptune and Uranus and the stock price of Crown Castle International Corp. (CCI), reaffirming the speculative ponderings of previous research and potentially turning the astrological world on its head. Much like a cosmic game of tug-of-war, the gravitational interplay of these distant giants seems to exert a tangible influence on earthly investments, painting a whimsical picture of celestial choreography guiding financial markets.

The literature review, while a vibrant tapestry of diverse insights, laid the groundwork for our research journey with a twinkle in its eye. The lighthearted exploration of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and the cosmic comedy of "Astrophysics for People in a Hurry" inadvertently stoked our curiosity and added a playful bounce to our investigative steps. It seems as though the stars themselves were aligned in favor of our lighthearted approach, as the findings of this study mirthfully embraced the possibility of celestial musings shaping earthly fortunes.

The strong correlation coefficient and the minuscule p-value in our analysis not only validate the existence of a compelling connection between distant planets and stock prices but also invite a jovial nod to the whimsical power of the universe. It's as if the celestial bodies, in their infinite playfulness, have conspired to infuse the financial markets with an unseen cosmic dance, prompting us to marvel at the celestial intricacies influencing our earthly endeavors.

As we continue to unpack the enigmatic link between the celestial waltz and financial fervor, it becomes clear that the cosmic ballet of Neptune and Uranus may hold more sway over earthly matters than previously acknowledged. Through a quirky lens, this study not only offers a delightful diversion into the uncharted territories of astrological finance but also beckons researchers to embrace the whimsicality of the universe's influence on our economic arenas. Oh, what a celestial masquerade it is, where the stellar ballet and stock market tango meet, inviting us to pirouette through the ethereal cosmos of financial astrology.


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System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Neptune and Uranus and Crown Castle's stock price (CCI). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Neptune's Dance with Uranus: A Stellar Connection to Stock Price Romance?"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study trots into unchartered territory, seeking to unveil the heartwarming waltz between the distant siblings Neptune and Uranus, and its subtle yet titillating influence on Crown Castle's stock price (CCI). Utilizing data from the galactic vaults of Astropy and the financial constellations of LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team unearthed an enthralling correlation coefficient of 0.9433134 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2002 to 2023. Our findings not only illuminate this cosmic connection, but also shed light on the elusive ways in which the celestial bodies might exert their gravitational pull on earthly investments. Join us in this cosmic masquerade, where the dance of the planets and the tango of stock prices converge in a captivating celestial symphony. Keep your eyes on the stars, and your portfolios in check!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Introduction
The intersection of astronomy and finance has long been a subject of mild curiosity, mostly consigned to the back alleys of speculative discussions and whimsical musings. However, as we twirl our mental telescopes towards the heavens and the stock market indices, a peculiar notion arises: could there be an arcane connection, an ethereal bond, a cosmic tango between the celestial juggernauts Neptune and Uranus, and the worldly fortunes of Crown Castle International Corp. (CCI)?
The question, at first glance, seems preposterous, absurd even – akin to contemplating the gravitational pull of a black hole on a bar of gold. Yet, as we ponder this celestial caper, it provokes a mischievous grin, a glimmer of intrigue, and perhaps the faintest twinkle of statistical curiosity. For in the eyries of the astrophysical databases and the financial archives, we embarked on a vaudevillian quest to uncover the enigmatic relationship between the distant gaseous giants and the ever-fluctuating dance of CCI's stock price.
As we delved into the quizzical expanse of astrophysical orbits and financial market movements, we stumbled upon an implausible yet bewitching correlation. Our journey was studded with acronyms and codes, from the depths of Astropy and the expanse of LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). Our fingertips embraced the eldritch decimal strings of correlation coefficient - a beguiling 0.9433134 - and the tantalizing p-value of lesser than 0.01.
This alluring rendezvous between the celestial siblings and the corporeal stocks not only unraveled the clandestine whispers of the cosmos but also ponderously suggested a cosmic carousel interwoven with earthly fortune. Indeed, the cogs of finance, it seems, might unwittingly dance to the rhythm of the ethereal symphony, orchestrated by the motion of planets far beyond the terrestrial precincts.
Thus, dear reader, as we embark on this cosmic escapade, let us not merely gaze aloofly at the numerical charts and the baffling jargon. Rather, let us delve into this celestial tapestry and financial frolic with a robust spirit of inquiry and the nimbleness of curious investigation, for in the end, it's not just a matter of the stars aligning, but of our portfolios coming into alignment as well. Onward, then, to unravel the cosmic ballet, follow the trajectories of planets, and the vicissitudes of stock movements, and uncover the nebulous connections that elude the naked eye. Join us in this interstellar jamboree of statistical discovery and astro-financial synchrony!

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data collected from 2002 to 2023 revealed a remarkably strong correlation between the distance separating Neptune and Uranus and the stock price of Crown Castle International Corp. (CCI). The correlation coefficient of 0.9433134 indicates a high positive linear relationship between the variables. Furthermore, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8898402 attests that approximately 89% of the variability in CCI's stock price can be explained by the distance between these two celestial giants. Indeed, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis, supporting the existence of a statistically significant relationship between the variables.
Upon the celestial canvas of our scatterplot (Fig. 1), the entwined dance of Neptune and Uranus unfolds in harmony with the ebbs and flows of CCI's stock price. This captivating visual representation aptly captures the gravitational embrace of the gaseous siblings and the tenacious tango of stock price movements. The data points align themselves with a cosmic cadence, echoing the rhythmic passage of time and the whims of celestial mechanics.
These findings not only uncover a bewitching correlation between distant celestial bodies and earthly financial metrics but also call for a renewed appreciation of the intertwined nature of the cosmos and the markets. As we reflect on the statistical symphony of these distant dance partners and the terrestrial stocks, we are confronted with the enigmatic and often whimsical ways in which the universe may exert its influence on our investments. The gravitational interplay between distant planets and earthly assets, it seems, may transcend the customary boundaries of space and time, leaving us to marvel at the unseen cosmic choreography that dictates the ebb and flow of financial markets.
In conclusion, this study pioneers a whimsical venture into the unexplored intersection of celestial mechanics and financial analytics. It not only sheds light on the heretofore unnoticed link between Neptune, Uranus, and CCI's stock price but also invites further exploration into the enigmatic cosmic ballet that may sway the currents of financial fortune. Let us keep our eyes on the stars, not only for guidance but also for a potential celestial nudge in the ever-undulating realm of investments. Thus, our research playfully reveals the hidden astronomical forces at play in the world of financial markets, reminding us that sometimes, the sky truly is the limit in unraveling the mysteries of stock price dynamics.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In the ever-enchanting interplay between the celestial and the corporeal, our study has unveiled a delightfully captivating correlation between the distance separating Neptune and Uranus and the stock price of Crown Castle International Corp. (CCI). The statistically significant relationship, symbolized by the impressive correlation coefficient of 0.9433134 and the tantalizing p-value of less than 0.01, has flung open the cosmic curtains to reveal the celestial ballet's clandestine influence on earthly investments. Our findings not only emphasize the cosmic symphony's potential sway over financial markets but also tickle the imagination with the whimsical notion of celestial bodies nudging stock prices. It seems that in the grand cosmic tango, even Neptune and Uranus can't help but waltz their way into the terrestrial realm of investments, leaving us to marvel at the unseen dance partners guiding our portfolios. Therefore, in light of these revelatory findings, we assert with cosmic confidence that further research in this serendipitous intersection is as unnecessary as a telescope in the dark depths of the stock exchange.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Neptune's Dance with Uranus: A Stellar Connection to Stock Price Romance?. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Interstellar Finance Review


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
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User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Neptune's Dance with Uranus: A Stellar Connection to Stock Price Romance?. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Interstellar Planetary Research Institute


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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Neptune's Dance with Uranus: A Stellar Connection to Stock Price Romance? with an abstract of This study trots into unchartered territory, seeking to unveil the heartwarming waltz between the distant siblings Neptune and Uranus, and its subtle yet titillating influence on Crown Castle's stock price (CCI). Utilizing data from the galactic vaults of Astropy and the financial constellations of LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team unearthed an enthralling correlation coefficient of 0.9433134 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2002 to 2023. Our findings not only illuminate this cosmic connection, but also shed light on the elusive ways in which the celestial bodies might exert their gravitational pull on earthly investments. Join us in this cosmic masquerade, where the dance of the planets and the tango of stock prices converge in a captivating celestial symphony. Keep your eyes on the stars, and your portfolios in check!

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Neptune, Uranus, planetary dance, stock price, Crown Castle, CCI, Astropy, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv, correlation coefficient, cosmic connection, celestial bodies, gravitational pull, investments, planetary influence on stock price

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Data details

The distance between Neptune and Uranus
Detailed data title: The average distance between Neptune and Uranus as measured on the first day of each month
Source: Caclculated using Astropy
Additional Info: I wrote a Python script using Astropy to calculate the distance between the named planets on the first day of each month for every year.

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Crown Castle's stock price (CCI)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Crown Castle (CCI) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

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Correlation r = 0.9433134 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8898402 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 89% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Crown Castle's stock price (CCI)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The distance between Neptune and Uranus) over the 22 years from 2002 through 2023.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 4.9E-11. 0.0000000000488832231119972800
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.94 in 4.9E-9% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 20,456,916,225 random variables You don't actually need 20 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 21 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 21 because we have two variables measured over a period of 22 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.87, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2002200320042005200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020202120222023
The distance between Neptune and Uranus (Planetary distance (AU))12.394712.811913.257913.727514.21814.72715.253215.792516.343816.90617.479118.059718.647619.242319.844320.450721.061621.676822.297322.920423.546524.1757
Crown Castle's stock price (CCI) (Stock price)10.373.811.0216.6326.9132.4941.217.4739.4143.945.2973.2873.1478.8685.6487.25110.53107.62142.33158.35209136.91




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
  5. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([12.3947,12.8119,13.2579,13.7275,14.218,14.727,15.2532,15.7925,16.3438,16.906,17.4791,18.0597,18.6476,19.2423,19.8443,20.4507,21.0616,21.6768,22.2973,22.9204,23.5465,24.1757,])
array_2 = np.array([10.37,3.8,11.02,16.63,26.91,32.49,41.2,17.47,39.41,43.9,45.29,73.28,73.14,78.86,85.64,87.25,110.53,107.62,142.33,158.35,209,136.91,])
array_1_name = "The distance between Neptune and Uranus"
array_2_name = "Crown Castle's stock price (CCI)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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