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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The distance between Saturn and the Sun and the second variable is Baidu's stock price (BIDU).  The chart goes from 2006 to 2023, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the gap widened, Saturn started to exude a new gravitational pull on Earth, leading to a rise in fortune for Baidu. It seems the farther Saturn shined, the more Baidu's stock aligned. This celestial separation somehow cosmically boosted Baidu's performance, proving that even in the stock market, space matters.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image with the style of a vintage black-and-white newspaper illustration. The scene should depict a sparkling model of Saturn in the center, with a depiction of the Sun's fiery glow on the left, illustrating the distance between Saturn and the Sun. On the right side, a digital display should show the fluctuating numbers of Baidu's stock price, with a little arrow indicating the current value. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the situation described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here is a situation: Because as the distance increased, Saturn's gravitational pull weakened, leading to a ripple effect on Earth's magnetic field. This altered the behavior of investors, causing a surge in demand for Baidu's stock and driving up the price.. Given that situation, which of the following image descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand and the tone of the explanation. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A scene from Skyrim Voxel art 3D Pixar Style A black-and-white newspaper illustration Art nouveau
ChatGPT: A black-and-white newspaper illustration

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated and the explanation described. Do not reference graphs or charts; describe physical objects.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The distance between Saturn and the Sun and Baidu's stock price Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A sparkling model of Saturn hanging in the center, with the Sun's fiery glow shining from the left side, depicting the distance between Saturn and the Sun. On the right side, a digital display shows the fluctuating numbers of Baidu's stock price, with a little arrow indicating the current value.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A black-and-white newspaper illustration ] and depicting this scene: A sparkling model of Saturn hanging in the center, with the Sun's fiery glow shining from the left side, depicting the distance between Saturn and the Sun. On the right side, a digital display shows the fluctuating numbers of Baidu's stock price, with a little arrow indicating the current value. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image with the style of a vintage black-and-white newspaper illustration. The scene should depict a sparkling model of Saturn in the center, with a depiction of the Sun's fiery glow on the left, illustrating the distance between Saturn and the Sun. On the right side, a digital display should show the fluctuating numbers of Baidu's stock price, with a little arrow indicating the current value.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in The distance between Saturn and the Sun caused Baidu's stock price (BIDU) to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Shining a Light on Stellar Stock Performance: The Celestial Connection Between Saturn's Distance and Baidu's Stock Price

Cosmic Finance Quarterly

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Saturn and the Sun and Baidu's stock price (BIDU). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from Caclculated using Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9086189 and p < 0.01 for 2006 to 2023.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Shining a Light on Stellar Stock Performance: The Celestial Connection Between Saturn's Distance and Baidu's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between celestial bodies and stock prices has long been a topic of interest, with previous research focusing on lunar phases and solar flares. Expanding upon this celestial financial frontier, our study delves into the correlation between the distance of Saturn from the Sun and the stock price of Baidu (BIDU). By harnessing data from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2006 to 2023, we employed rigorous statistical analysis to uncover surprising insights.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9086189, with a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a highly significant relationship. This celestial-terrestrial correlation suggests that as Saturn waxes and wanes in its orbit, so does the stock price of Baidu. Perhaps Saturn's rings offer a "stellar investment" opportunity!

In conclusion, this study not only enhances our understanding of celestial influences on financial markets, but also highlights the potential usefulness of astronomical data in informing investment strategies. As investors ponder their next moves, they may want to consider not only market trends, but also the celestial ballet of our solar system. After all, who wouldn't want their portfolio to reach for the stars?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Saturn and the Sun and Baidu's stock price (BIDU). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Shining a Light on Stellar Stock Performance: The Celestial Connection Between Saturn's Distance and Baidu's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between celestial bodies and stock prices has long been a topic of interest, with previous research focusing on lunar phases and solar flares. Expanding upon this celestial financial frontier, our study delves into the correlation between the distance of Saturn from the Sun and the stock price of Baidu (BIDU). By harnessing data from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2006 to 2023, we employed rigorous statistical analysis to uncover surprising insights.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9086189, with a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a highly significant relationship. This celestial-terrestrial correlation suggests that as Saturn waxes and wanes in its orbit, so does the stock price of Baidu. Perhaps Saturn's rings offer a "stellar investment" opportunity!

In conclusion, this study not only enhances our understanding of celestial influences on financial markets, but also highlights the potential usefulness of astronomical data in informing investment strategies. As investors ponder their next moves, they may want to consider not only market trends, but also the celestial ballet of our solar system. After all, who wouldn't want their portfolio to reach for the stars?

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

As the famous proverb goes, "When Saturn's away, Baidu's stock will play," suggesting a celestial dance between the ringed planet and the stock price of the Chinese tech giant. In recent years, the intersection of astronomy and finance has gained attention, with scholars exploring the potential influence of celestial events on stock market dynamics. While some may view this interstellar connection with skepticism, our study seeks to bring clarity to this cosmic correlation.

It is well-known that stock prices can be influenced by a myriad of factors, from economic indicators to company performance. However, the idea that the distance between Saturn and the Sun could have any impact on Baidu's stock price might initially seem as outlandish as trying to sell telescopes to astronomers - it seems like a bit of a stretch!

Leveraging data from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we set out to investigate this celestial phenomenon with the seriousness of an astronomer focused on finding "Uranus." Our analysis covered the period from 2006 to 2023, spanning numerous celestial cycles and market fluctuations. Much like the erratic orbit of an asteroid, our hypothesis aimed to defy conventional wisdom and orbit the realms of uncharted financial territory.

Our findings unearthed a correlation as strong as the gravitational pull between Saturn and its illustrious rings. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9086189 and a p-value smaller than the chances of a solar eclipse during a leap year, the evidence suggested a robust relationship between Saturn's distance and Baidu's stock price. It appears that the stock market is indeed written in the stars, offering investors a celestial body of knowledge to navigate the financial cosmos.

One could say that our research has truly "illuminated" the connection between celestial events and financial markets, shedding light on an unexpected alliance between the distant allure of Saturn and the earthly endeavors of stock trading. And with these findings, we invite you to join us in exploring the heavens above for insights that may fuel more astronomical gains in the financial universe. After all, why not bet on the stars aligning in your investment portfolio?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Saturn and the Sun and Baidu's stock price (BIDU). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Shining a Light on Stellar Stock Performance: The Celestial Connection Between Saturn's Distance and Baidu's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between celestial bodies and stock prices has long been a topic of interest, with previous research focusing on lunar phases and solar flares. Expanding upon this celestial financial frontier, our study delves into the correlation between the distance of Saturn from the Sun and the stock price of Baidu (BIDU). By harnessing data from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2006 to 2023, we employed rigorous statistical analysis to uncover surprising insights.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9086189, with a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a highly significant relationship. This celestial-terrestrial correlation suggests that as Saturn waxes and wanes in its orbit, so does the stock price of Baidu. Perhaps Saturn's rings offer a "stellar investment" opportunity!

In conclusion, this study not only enhances our understanding of celestial influences on financial markets, but also highlights the potential usefulness of astronomical data in informing investment strategies. As investors ponder their next moves, they may want to consider not only market trends, but also the celestial ballet of our solar system. After all, who wouldn't want their portfolio to reach for the stars?

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the famous proverb goes, "When Saturn's away, Baidu's stock will play," suggesting a celestial dance between the ringed planet and the stock price of the Chinese tech giant. In recent years, the intersection of astronomy and finance has gained attention, with scholars exploring the potential influence of celestial events on stock market dynamics. While some may view this interstellar connection with skepticism, our study seeks to bring clarity to this cosmic correlation.
It is well-known that stock prices can be influenced by a myriad of factors, from economic indicators to company performance. However, the idea that the distance between Saturn and the Sun could have any impact on Baidu's stock price might initially seem as outlandish as trying to sell telescopes to astronomers - it seems like a bit of a stretch!
Leveraging data from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we set out to investigate this celestial phenomenon with the seriousness of an astronomer focused on finding "Uranus." Our analysis covered the period from 2006 to 2023, spanning numerous celestial cycles and market fluctuations. Much like the erratic orbit of an asteroid, our hypothesis aimed to defy conventional wisdom and orbit the realms of uncharted financial territory.
Our findings unearthed a correlation as strong as the gravitational pull between Saturn and its illustrious rings. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9086189 and a p-value smaller than the chances of a solar eclipse during a leap year, the evidence suggested a robust relationship between Saturn's distance and Baidu's stock price. It appears that the stock market is indeed written in the stars, offering investors a celestial body of knowledge to navigate the financial cosmos.
One could say that our research has truly "illuminated" the connection between celestial events and financial markets, shedding light on an unexpected alliance between the distant allure of Saturn and the earthly endeavors of stock trading. And with these findings, we invite you to join us in exploring the heavens above for insights that may fuel more astronomical gains in the financial universe. After all, why not bet on the stars aligning in your investment portfolio?

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

To date, the connection between astronomical phenomena and financial markets has been a subject of intrigue, with a plethora of research focusing on lunar phases, solar flares, and Mercury's retrograde motion. The study by Smith et al. (2017) delved into the impact of lunar cycles on stock performance, while Doe and Jones (2019) examined the influence of solar activity on market volatility. However, the correlation between Saturn's distance from the Sun and Baidu's stock price remains a relatively unexplored celestial financial frontier.

In "Astrophysics for People in a Hurry," author Neil deGrasse Tyson provides a comprehensive overview of celestial phenomena, including the intricate movements of Saturn in its orbit. Additionally, "Finance for Dummies" by Eric Tyson delves into the fundamental principles of stock market analysis, encompassing the influence of various factors on stock prices. While seemingly unrelated, these works prompt the question of whether an intersection exists between the celestial movements of Saturn and the financial realm of Baidu's stock performance.

Shifting towards the realm of fiction, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams presents a whimsical exploration of the cosmos, offering a satirical lens through which to ponder the celestial alignment of financial markets. Similarly, "The Martian" by Andy Weir, though predominantly focused on space survival, offers a captivating narrative that weaves the intricacies of celestial bodies with human endeavors. While these works may seem light-years away from the topic at hand, they serve as a reminder of the potential interconnectedness between the celestial and financial spheres.

On a more lighthearted note, the researchers engaged in a thorough investigation of popular science fiction TV shows, including "Star Trek" and "The Expanse," to glean insights into the portrayal of celestial dynamics and their potential impact on intergalactic economies. While these shows may embody the realms of fantasy, their imaginative portrayal of celestial interactions challenges us to contemplate the potential influence of Saturn's distance on the earthly domain of Baidu's stock price.

In the spirit of embracing celestial humor, we present a relevant dad joke: Why did the stock portfolio invest in a telescope? Because it wanted to see its investments skyrocket! This light-hearted jest serves as a reminder of the uncharted territory we tread when exploring the celestial connection to financial markets.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Saturn and the Sun and Baidu's stock price (BIDU). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Caclculated using Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2006 to 2023

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Shining a Light on Stellar Stock Performance: The Celestial Connection Between Saturn's Distance and Baidu's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between celestial bodies and stock prices has long been a topic of interest, with previous research focusing on lunar phases and solar flares. Expanding upon this celestial financial frontier, our study delves into the correlation between the distance of Saturn from the Sun and the stock price of Baidu (BIDU). By harnessing data from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2006 to 2023, we employed rigorous statistical analysis to uncover surprising insights.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9086189, with a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a highly significant relationship. This celestial-terrestrial correlation suggests that as Saturn waxes and wanes in its orbit, so does the stock price of Baidu. Perhaps Saturn's rings offer a "stellar investment" opportunity!

In conclusion, this study not only enhances our understanding of celestial influences on financial markets, but also highlights the potential usefulness of astronomical data in informing investment strategies. As investors ponder their next moves, they may want to consider not only market trends, but also the celestial ballet of our solar system. After all, who wouldn't want their portfolio to reach for the stars?

[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the famous proverb goes, "When Saturn's away, Baidu's stock will play," suggesting a celestial dance between the ringed planet and the stock price of the Chinese tech giant. In recent years, the intersection of astronomy and finance has gained attention, with scholars exploring the potential influence of celestial events on stock market dynamics. While some may view this interstellar connection with skepticism, our study seeks to bring clarity to this cosmic correlation.
It is well-known that stock prices can be influenced by a myriad of factors, from economic indicators to company performance. However, the idea that the distance between Saturn and the Sun could have any impact on Baidu's stock price might initially seem as outlandish as trying to sell telescopes to astronomers - it seems like a bit of a stretch!
Leveraging data from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we set out to investigate this celestial phenomenon with the seriousness of an astronomer focused on finding "Uranus." Our analysis covered the period from 2006 to 2023, spanning numerous celestial cycles and market fluctuations. Much like the erratic orbit of an asteroid, our hypothesis aimed to defy conventional wisdom and orbit the realms of uncharted financial territory.
Our findings unearthed a correlation as strong as the gravitational pull between Saturn and its illustrious rings. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9086189 and a p-value smaller than the chances of a solar eclipse during a leap year, the evidence suggested a robust relationship between Saturn's distance and Baidu's stock price. It appears that the stock market is indeed written in the stars, offering investors a celestial body of knowledge to navigate the financial cosmos.
One could say that our research has truly "illuminated" the connection between celestial events and financial markets, shedding light on an unexpected alliance between the distant allure of Saturn and the earthly endeavors of stock trading. And with these findings, we invite you to join us in exploring the heavens above for insights that may fuel more astronomical gains in the financial universe. After all, why not bet on the stars aligning in your investment portfolio?

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the cosmic mystery surrounding the correlation between Saturn's distance from the Sun and Baidu's stock price, we employed a methodological approach as complex as a black hole's gravitational pull. Our research team, fueled by an insatiable curiosity about celestial influences on stock markets and a few cups of strong coffee, embarked on a journey of data collection and analysis that would make even the most intrepid astronaut envious.

First, we gathered historical data on Saturn's distance from the Sun and Baidu's stock price from 2006 to 2023. The distance between Saturn and the Sun was calculated with Astropy, embracing the precision of an astronomer mapping the celestial sphere, while the stock price of Baidu (BIDU) was obtained from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), navigating the choppy waters of financial data with the agility of a seasoned sailor. Our data collection process was as meticulous as sifting through stardust in search of hidden cosmic treasures.

After acquiring the necessary data, we embarked on a statistical odyssey, using a multifaceted approach to uncover the underlying relationship between these seemingly disparate entities. We utilized a combination of time series analysis, correlation tests, and regression models, weaving together a tapestry of statistical techniques as intricate as the orbits of Saturn's many moons.

The statistical analysis encompassed calculating correlation coefficients with the precision of a cosmonaut navigating their spacecraft through the vastness of space. We also conducted regression analyses to explore potential causal relationships, akin to charting a course through the celestial expanse, seeking patterns amidst the twinkling stars.

In addition, we employed advanced time series modelling techniques to capture the dynamic interplay between Saturn's celestial movements and Baidu's stock price fluctuations. Our time series analysis was as rigorous as verifying the laws of planetary motion formulated by the great astronomer Johannes Kepler himself, leaving no celestial stone unturned in our quest for understanding.

In order to validate the robustness of our findings, we performed sensitivity analyses, stress-testing our models with the meticulousness of an engineer fortifying a spaceship before a daring mission. This involved examining the stability of our results across different time frames and identifying potential outliers, ensuring that our conclusions were as sturdy as the foundations of the International Space Station.

It's no secret that conducting research at the intersection of astronomy and finance can be as challenging as trying to convince Pluto to regain its status as a planet. Nonetheless, our methodology reflects the dedication of explorers charting new territories, blending the precision of astronomical observation with the rigor of statistical analysis.

Just as Saturn's rings encircle the planet in an elegant dance, our methodology encapsulates the intricate interplay between celestial movements and financial markets, shedding light on the cosmic forces that shape our earthly investments.

Once completed, the task felt "light years" removed from our initial data collection.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Saturn and the Sun and Baidu's stock price (BIDU). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Caclculated using Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2006 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.9086189, r-squared of 0.8255883, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Shining a Light on Stellar Stock Performance: The Celestial Connection Between Saturn's Distance and Baidu's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between celestial bodies and stock prices has long been a topic of interest, with previous research focusing on lunar phases and solar flares. Expanding upon this celestial financial frontier, our study delves into the correlation between the distance of Saturn from the Sun and the stock price of Baidu (BIDU). By harnessing data from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2006 to 2023, we employed rigorous statistical analysis to uncover surprising insights.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9086189, with a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a highly significant relationship. This celestial-terrestrial correlation suggests that as Saturn waxes and wanes in its orbit, so does the stock price of Baidu. Perhaps Saturn's rings offer a "stellar investment" opportunity!

In conclusion, this study not only enhances our understanding of celestial influences on financial markets, but also highlights the potential usefulness of astronomical data in informing investment strategies. As investors ponder their next moves, they may want to consider not only market trends, but also the celestial ballet of our solar system. After all, who wouldn't want their portfolio to reach for the stars?

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
As the famous proverb goes, "When Saturn's away, Baidu's stock will play," suggesting a celestial dance between the ringed planet and the stock price of the Chinese tech giant. In recent years, the intersection of astronomy and finance has gained attention, with scholars exploring the potential influence of celestial events on stock market dynamics. While some may view this interstellar connection with skepticism, our study seeks to bring clarity to this cosmic correlation.
It is well-known that stock prices can be influenced by a myriad of factors, from economic indicators to company performance. However, the idea that the distance between Saturn and the Sun could have any impact on Baidu's stock price might initially seem as outlandish as trying to sell telescopes to astronomers - it seems like a bit of a stretch!
Leveraging data from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we set out to investigate this celestial phenomenon with the seriousness of an astronomer focused on finding "Uranus." Our analysis covered the period from 2006 to 2023, spanning numerous celestial cycles and market fluctuations. Much like the erratic orbit of an asteroid, our hypothesis aimed to defy conventional wisdom and orbit the realms of uncharted financial territory.
Our findings unearthed a correlation as strong as the gravitational pull between Saturn and its illustrious rings. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9086189 and a p-value smaller than the chances of a solar eclipse during a leap year, the evidence suggested a robust relationship between Saturn's distance and Baidu's stock price. It appears that the stock market is indeed written in the stars, offering investors a celestial body of knowledge to navigate the financial cosmos.
One could say that our research has truly "illuminated" the connection between celestial events and financial markets, shedding light on an unexpected alliance between the distant allure of Saturn and the earthly endeavors of stock trading. And with these findings, we invite you to join us in exploring the heavens above for insights that may fuel more astronomical gains in the financial universe. After all, why not bet on the stars aligning in your investment portfolio?

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our investigation into the connection between the distance of Saturn from the Sun and the stock price of Baidu (BIDU) are nothing short of astronomical! Our data analysis unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.9086189, suggesting a strong positive relationship between these celestial and financial phenomena. It's as if Saturn were whispering stock tips to Baidu from across the solar system - talk about reaching for the stars!

The r-squared value of 0.8255883 indicated that approximately 82.6% of the variation in Baidu's stock price could be explained by the distance of Saturn from the Sun. That's nearly as impressive as the gravitational pull keeping Saturn's rings in orbit!

Our findings also revealed a remarkable p-value of less than 0.01, providing strong evidence in support of the relationship between Saturn's distance and Baidu's stock price. This correlation is more statistically significant than finding a shooting star on a clear night. It seems that Saturn has truly made its mark on the stock market, becoming a celestial symbol for savvy investment decisions.

Lastly, through Fig. 1, our scatterplot visually illustrates the robust correlation between the distance of Saturn from the Sun and Baidu's stock price. The data points cascade across the plot like a cosmic ballet, showcasing the undeniable connection between these seemingly disparate realms – who knew that the universe could hold the secret to stock market success?

In closing, our research not only illuminates this celestial-terrestrial connection but also provides a celestial compendium of potential investment indicators. So, the next time you're considering your investment portfolio, remember to look to the skies and ask yourself, "What would Saturn do?"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Saturn and the Sun and Baidu's stock price (BIDU). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Shining a Light on Stellar Stock Performance: The Celestial Connection Between Saturn's Distance and Baidu's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between celestial bodies and stock prices has long been a topic of interest, with previous research focusing on lunar phases and solar flares. Expanding upon this celestial financial frontier, our study delves into the correlation between the distance of Saturn from the Sun and the stock price of Baidu (BIDU). By harnessing data from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2006 to 2023, we employed rigorous statistical analysis to uncover surprising insights.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9086189, with a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a highly significant relationship. This celestial-terrestrial correlation suggests that as Saturn waxes and wanes in its orbit, so does the stock price of Baidu. Perhaps Saturn's rings offer a "stellar investment" opportunity!

In conclusion, this study not only enhances our understanding of celestial influences on financial markets, but also highlights the potential usefulness of astronomical data in informing investment strategies. As investors ponder their next moves, they may want to consider not only market trends, but also the celestial ballet of our solar system. After all, who wouldn't want their portfolio to reach for the stars?

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
To date, the connection between astronomical phenomena and financial markets has been a subject of intrigue, with a plethora of research focusing on lunar phases, solar flares, and Mercury's retrograde motion. The study by Smith et al. (2017) delved into the impact of lunar cycles on stock performance, while Doe and Jones (2019) examined the influence of solar activity on market volatility. However, the correlation between Saturn's distance from the Sun and Baidu's stock price remains a relatively unexplored celestial financial frontier.
In "Astrophysics for People in a Hurry," author Neil deGrasse Tyson provides a comprehensive overview of celestial phenomena, including the intricate movements of Saturn in its orbit. Additionally, "Finance for Dummies" by Eric Tyson delves into the fundamental principles of stock market analysis, encompassing the influence of various factors on stock prices. While seemingly unrelated, these works prompt the question of whether an intersection exists between the celestial movements of Saturn and the financial realm of Baidu's stock performance.
Shifting towards the realm of fiction, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams presents a whimsical exploration of the cosmos, offering a satirical lens through which to ponder the celestial alignment of financial markets. Similarly, "The Martian" by Andy Weir, though predominantly focused on space survival, offers a captivating narrative that weaves the intricacies of celestial bodies with human endeavors. While these works may seem light-years away from the topic at hand, they serve as a reminder of the potential interconnectedness between the celestial and financial spheres.
On a more lighthearted note, the researchers engaged in a thorough investigation of popular science fiction TV shows, including "Star Trek" and "The Expanse," to glean insights into the portrayal of celestial dynamics and their potential impact on intergalactic economies. While these shows may embody the realms of fantasy, their imaginative portrayal of celestial interactions challenges us to contemplate the potential influence of Saturn's distance on the earthly domain of Baidu's stock price.
In the spirit of embracing celestial humor, we present a relevant dad joke: Why did the stock portfolio invest in a telescope? Because it wanted to see its investments skyrocket! This light-hearted jest serves as a reminder of the uncharted territory we tread when exploring the celestial connection to financial markets.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the connection between the distance of Saturn from the Sun and the stock price of Baidu (BIDU) are nothing short of astronomical! Our data analysis unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.9086189, suggesting a strong positive relationship between these celestial and financial phenomena. It's as if Saturn were whispering stock tips to Baidu from across the solar system - talk about reaching for the stars!
The r-squared value of 0.8255883 indicated that approximately 82.6% of the variation in Baidu's stock price could be explained by the distance of Saturn from the Sun. That's nearly as impressive as the gravitational pull keeping Saturn's rings in orbit!
Our findings also revealed a remarkable p-value of less than 0.01, providing strong evidence in support of the relationship between Saturn's distance and Baidu's stock price. This correlation is more statistically significant than finding a shooting star on a clear night. It seems that Saturn has truly made its mark on the stock market, becoming a celestial symbol for savvy investment decisions.
Lastly, through Fig. 1, our scatterplot visually illustrates the robust correlation between the distance of Saturn from the Sun and Baidu's stock price. The data points cascade across the plot like a cosmic ballet, showcasing the undeniable connection between these seemingly disparate realms – who knew that the universe could hold the secret to stock market success?
In closing, our research not only illuminates this celestial-terrestrial connection but also provides a celestial compendium of potential investment indicators. So, the next time you're considering your investment portfolio, remember to look to the skies and ask yourself, "What would Saturn do?"

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The empirical findings of our study shed light on the previously unexplored correlation between the distance of Saturn from the Sun and the stock price of Baidu (BIDU). These results not only contribute to the burgeoning field of celestial finance but also bolster the existing body of research on the influence of astronomical phenomena on financial markets.

Our study echoes the findings of Smith et al. (2017) and Doe and Jones (2019), who delved into the impact of lunar cycles and solar activity on stock performance, respectively. The significant correlation coefficient of 0.9086189 in our study supports the notion that celestial movements can indeed exert a tangible influence on stock prices. It's as if the cosmic dance of Saturn's orbit has a direct sway on the earthly performances of Baidu's stocks, offering a whole new meaning to the term "stellar returns."

Drawing from the literature review, the lighthearted investigation into popular science fiction TV shows proves to be more than just a flight of fancy. The imaginings of celestial dynamics portrayed in "Star Trek" and "The Expanse" whimsically parallel the unexpected connection between Saturn's distance and Baidu's stock price that we have uncovered. Who would have thought that the fictitious intergalactic economies portrayed in these television shows would mirror the potential impact of real celestial movements on earthly financial markets?

The statistically significant relationship between Saturn's distance from the Sun and Baidu's stock price, supported by a p-value of less than 0.01, underscores the robustness and reliability of our findings. This correlation is stronger than the gravitational pull holding Saturn's rings in place, affirming that celestial mechanics can extend their influence to the terrestrial realm of financial markets. It's as if Saturn is not just a planet in our solar system, but a celestial financial advisor providing insights from across the cosmic expanse.

Additionally, the r-squared value of 0.8255883 in our study denotes that approximately 82.6% of the variation in Baidu's stock price can be elucidated by the distance of Saturn from the Sun. This strong explanatory power further corroborates the substantial impact of celestial movements on the stock performance of Baidu, presenting a compelling case for considering astronomical data in investment strategies. It seems that Saturn's rings might just hold the key to unlocking stellar investment opportunities in the stock market!

In jesting parallel to our lighthearted literature review, the unearthed celestial-terrestrial correlation invites a relevant dad joke: Why did the stock portfolio invest in a telescope? Because it wanted to see its investments skyrocket – much like the potential of incorporating celestial phenomena into investment decision-making! This playful quip serves to illuminate the novel and unexpected correlation we have unveiled, offering a celestial twist to the world of finance.

Our research not only enhances our understanding of celestial influences on financial markets but also underscores the potential utility of astronomical data in informing investment strategies. As investors ponder their next moves, our study suggests that they may want to consider not only market trends, but also the celestial ballet of our solar system. After all, when Saturn's influence extends as far as earthly stock markets, it's worth considering whether the cosmos might hold the key to unlocking profitable investments. So, the next time you gaze at the night sky, remember to look for Saturn – it might just be sending you subtle stock tips from across the expanse of space!


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System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Saturn and the Sun and Baidu's stock price (BIDU). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Shining a Light on Stellar Stock Performance: The Celestial Connection Between Saturn's Distance and Baidu's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between celestial bodies and stock prices has long been a topic of interest, with previous research focusing on lunar phases and solar flares. Expanding upon this celestial financial frontier, our study delves into the correlation between the distance of Saturn from the Sun and the stock price of Baidu (BIDU). By harnessing data from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2006 to 2023, we employed rigorous statistical analysis to uncover surprising insights.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9086189, with a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a highly significant relationship. This celestial-terrestrial correlation suggests that as Saturn waxes and wanes in its orbit, so does the stock price of Baidu. Perhaps Saturn's rings offer a "stellar investment" opportunity!

In conclusion, this study not only enhances our understanding of celestial influences on financial markets, but also highlights the potential usefulness of astronomical data in informing investment strategies. As investors ponder their next moves, they may want to consider not only market trends, but also the celestial ballet of our solar system. After all, who wouldn't want their portfolio to reach for the stars?

[[INTRDUCTION]]
As the famous proverb goes, "When Saturn's away, Baidu's stock will play," suggesting a celestial dance between the ringed planet and the stock price of the Chinese tech giant. In recent years, the intersection of astronomy and finance has gained attention, with scholars exploring the potential influence of celestial events on stock market dynamics. While some may view this interstellar connection with skepticism, our study seeks to bring clarity to this cosmic correlation.
It is well-known that stock prices can be influenced by a myriad of factors, from economic indicators to company performance. However, the idea that the distance between Saturn and the Sun could have any impact on Baidu's stock price might initially seem as outlandish as trying to sell telescopes to astronomers - it seems like a bit of a stretch!
Leveraging data from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we set out to investigate this celestial phenomenon with the seriousness of an astronomer focused on finding "Uranus." Our analysis covered the period from 2006 to 2023, spanning numerous celestial cycles and market fluctuations. Much like the erratic orbit of an asteroid, our hypothesis aimed to defy conventional wisdom and orbit the realms of uncharted financial territory.
Our findings unearthed a correlation as strong as the gravitational pull between Saturn and its illustrious rings. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9086189 and a p-value smaller than the chances of a solar eclipse during a leap year, the evidence suggested a robust relationship between Saturn's distance and Baidu's stock price. It appears that the stock market is indeed written in the stars, offering investors a celestial body of knowledge to navigate the financial cosmos.
One could say that our research has truly "illuminated" the connection between celestial events and financial markets, shedding light on an unexpected alliance between the distant allure of Saturn and the earthly endeavors of stock trading. And with these findings, we invite you to join us in exploring the heavens above for insights that may fuel more astronomical gains in the financial universe. After all, why not bet on the stars aligning in your investment portfolio?

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the connection between the distance of Saturn from the Sun and the stock price of Baidu (BIDU) are nothing short of astronomical! Our data analysis unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.9086189, suggesting a strong positive relationship between these celestial and financial phenomena. It's as if Saturn were whispering stock tips to Baidu from across the solar system - talk about reaching for the stars!
The r-squared value of 0.8255883 indicated that approximately 82.6% of the variation in Baidu's stock price could be explained by the distance of Saturn from the Sun. That's nearly as impressive as the gravitational pull keeping Saturn's rings in orbit!
Our findings also revealed a remarkable p-value of less than 0.01, providing strong evidence in support of the relationship between Saturn's distance and Baidu's stock price. This correlation is more statistically significant than finding a shooting star on a clear night. It seems that Saturn has truly made its mark on the stock market, becoming a celestial symbol for savvy investment decisions.
Lastly, through Fig. 1, our scatterplot visually illustrates the robust correlation between the distance of Saturn from the Sun and Baidu's stock price. The data points cascade across the plot like a cosmic ballet, showcasing the undeniable connection between these seemingly disparate realms – who knew that the universe could hold the secret to stock market success?
In closing, our research not only illuminates this celestial-terrestrial connection but also provides a celestial compendium of potential investment indicators. So, the next time you're considering your investment portfolio, remember to look to the skies and ask yourself, "What would Saturn do?"

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has "reached for the stars" and uncovered a compelling celestial connection between the distance of Saturn from the Sun and Baidu's stock price. The correlation coefficient of 0.9086189 twinkles like the North Star, highlighting the strong positive relationship between these astronomical and financial variables. It seems like Saturn truly has a "stellar" influence on Baidu's stock performance.

The r-squared value of 0.8255883 further emphasizes the astronomical impact of Saturn on Baidu's stock price, explaining around 82.6% of its variation. It's as if Saturn's influence extends beyond its orbit, casting a celestial shadow over Baidu's market movements. One might say that Saturn is the "satellite" providing guidance for Baidu's stock trajectory!

The visually stunning scatterplot in Fig. 1 truly captures the cosmic dance between Saturn's distance and Baidu's stock price. It's like watching a celestial ballet, with each data point pirouetting across the plot in perfect harmony. This unexpected correlation has truly "eclipsed" traditional notions of financial indicators!

With these findings, investors may want to consider adding a telescopic lens to their financial analysis toolkit and keep an "eye on the stars." After all, who knows what other celestial secrets of the stock market are waiting to be discovered? As for the connection between the distance of Saturn from the Sun and Baidu's stock price, it seems we've "closed the astronomical loop" on that one!

Ultimately, it seems that no more research in this area is needed, as our findings have "apparently" proven the celestial influence on Baidu's stock price once and for all!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Shining a Light on Stellar Stock Performance: The Celestial Connection Between Saturn's Distance and Baidu's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Cosmic Finance Quarterly


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Shining a Light on Stellar Stock Performance: The Celestial Connection Between Saturn's Distance and Baidu's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Cosmic Economics Institute


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Shining a Light on Stellar Stock Performance: The Celestial Connection Between Saturn's Distance and Baidu's Stock Price with an abstract of The relationship between celestial bodies and stock prices has long been a topic of interest, with previous research focusing on lunar phases and solar flares. Expanding upon this celestial financial frontier, our study delves into the correlation between the distance of Saturn from the Sun and the stock price of Baidu (BIDU). By harnessing data from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2006 to 2023, we employed rigorous statistical analysis to uncover surprising insights.
Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9086189, with a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a highly significant relationship. This celestial-terrestrial correlation suggests that as Saturn waxes and wanes in its orbit, so does the stock price of Baidu. Perhaps Saturn's rings offer a "stellar investment" opportunity!
In conclusion, this study not only enhances our understanding of celestial influences on financial markets, but also highlights the potential usefulness of astronomical data in informing investment strategies. As investors ponder their next moves, they may want to consider not only market trends, but also the celestial ballet of our solar system. After all, who wouldn't want their portfolio to reach for the stars?

ChatGPT:

Saturn distance, Baidu stock price, celestial influence, stock performance, Saturn orbit, statistical analysis, celestial financial influence, astrophysics, investment strategy, astronomical data, Saturn's rings, market trends, solar system influence

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The distance between Saturn and the Sun
Detailed data title: The average distance between Saturn and the Sun as measured on the first day of each month
Source: Caclculated using Astropy
Additional Info: I wrote a Python script using Astropy to calculate the distance between the named planets on the first day of each month for every year.

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Baidu's stock price (BIDU)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Baidu (BIDU) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

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Correlation r = 0.9086189 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8255883 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 82.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Baidu's stock price (BIDU)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The distance between Saturn and the Sun) over the 18 years from 2006 through 2023.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.8E-7. 0.0000001829577458984436800000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.91 in 1.8E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 5,465,743 random variables You don't actually need 5 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 17 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 17 because we have two variables measured over a period of 18 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.77, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020202120222023
The distance between Saturn and the Sun (Planetary distance (AU))9.13769.216689.311519.416439.526079.635229.739339.833859.915489.9814610.029610.057810.06510.050510.01449.957869.88289.79216
Baidu's stock price (BIDU) (Stock price)6.4311.839.4513.241.697.95120103.33177.49229.46181.29166.3236.49156.18129.49219.51148.91118.86




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([9.1376,9.21668,9.31151,9.41643,9.52607,9.63522,9.73933,9.83385,9.91548,9.98146,10.0296,10.0578,10.065,10.0505,10.0144,9.95786,9.8828,9.79216,])
array_2 = np.array([6.43,11.8,39.45,13.2,41.6,97.95,120,103.33,177.49,229.46,181.29,166.3,236.49,156.18,129.49,219.51,148.91,118.86,])
array_1_name = "The distance between Saturn and the Sun"
array_2_name = "Baidu's stock price (BIDU)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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