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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Apple's annual net income and the second variable is Google searches for 'ice bath'.  The chart goes from 2005 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

People were so excited about the new iPhone that they were taking ice baths to cool off from the hot deals. Looks like Apple's success really gave their competition the cold shoulder!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of people engaging in the icy craze after hearing about Apple's record net income. The scene features individuals excitedly browsing their smartphones to find ice baths, some hurriedly gathering ice cubes for DIY baths, and others leisurely enjoying the sensation of icy cold pools. This glitch art-style image should capture the worldwide surge for chilly relaxation, conveying the palpable excitement and need to cool off after the news of Apple's success. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the situation described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here is a situation: Experts attribute the surge in ice bath searches to Apple's record net income, as consumers' excitement over the company's success led to a sudden desire to cool off and chill out, resulting in a worldwide rush for icy relaxation.. Given that situation, which of the following image descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand and the tone of the explanation. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Glitch art Cutsy art illustration Cubism Cybernetic art 3D Pixar Style
ChatGPT: Glitch art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated and the explanation described. Do not reference graphs or charts; describe physical objects.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that depicts the following situation. Keep the description simple. Experts attribute the surge in ice bath searches to Apple's record net income, as consumers' excitement over the company's success led to a sudden desire to cool off and chill out, resulting in a worldwide rush for icy relaxation.
ChatGPT: In the scene, we see people eagerly searching for ice baths online on their smartphones. Their excited conversations fill the air as they discuss Apple's record net income. Some individuals are seen rushing to gather ice cubes to create their own DIY ice baths, while others are leisurely lounging in icy cold pools, enjoying the refreshing sensation. The worldwide surge for icy relaxation is palpable as people seek to cool off and chill out in response to the news of Apple's success.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Glitch art ] and depicting this scene: In the scene, we see people eagerly searching for ice baths online on their smartphones. Their excited conversations fill the air as they discuss Apple's record net income. Some individuals are seen rushing to gather ice cubes to create their own DIY ice baths, while others are leisurely lounging in icy cold pools, enjoying the refreshing sensation. The worldwide surge for icy relaxation is palpable as people seek to cool off and chill out in response to the news of Apple's success. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of people engaging in the icy craze after hearing about Apple's record net income. The scene features individuals excitedly browsing their smartphones to find ice baths, some hurriedly gathering ice cubes for DIY baths, and others leisurely enjoying the sensation of icy cold pools. This glitch art-style image should capture the worldwide surge for chilly relaxation, conveying the palpable excitement and need to cool off after the news of Apple's success.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Apple's annual net income caused ice bath (Google searches for 'ice bath') to increase. Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Chilling Relationship: An Examination of the Correlation Between Apple's Annual Net Income and Google Searches for 'Ice Bath'

Journal of Quirky Economic Research

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Apple's annual net income and Google searches for 'ice bath'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from Statista and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9694105 and p < 0.01 for 2005 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Chilling Relationship: An Examination of the Correlation Between Apple's Annual Net Income and Google Searches for 'Ice Bath'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
While many studies focus on the intricacies of economic indicators and market behavior, our research ventured into uncharted territories...or rather, frigid territories to be exact. With a chill in the air, our team set out to investigate the unexpected link between Apple's financial performance and the public interest in frosty recovery methods. Pardon the pun, but we plunged into the data pool to see if there was any cold hard evidence to support this unlikely relationship.

Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, we examined annual net income for Apple and the frequency of Google searches for 'ice bath' from 2005 to 2022. The results left us feeling icy cool, as we discovered a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9694105, with a p-value of less than 0.01. In other words, the association between these two seemingly unrelated variables is statistically significant, prompting a frosty reception from the research community.

In conclusion, our findings suggest that the financial success of Apple may indeed lead to an increased interest in ice bath therapy, whether as a metaphorical chill pill for investors or a literal post-workout recovery strategy. As the saying goes, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a chilly dip might also do the trick."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Apple's annual net income and Google searches for 'ice bath'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Chilling Relationship: An Examination of the Correlation Between Apple's Annual Net Income and Google Searches for 'Ice Bath'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
While many studies focus on the intricacies of economic indicators and market behavior, our research ventured into uncharted territories...or rather, frigid territories to be exact. With a chill in the air, our team set out to investigate the unexpected link between Apple's financial performance and the public interest in frosty recovery methods. Pardon the pun, but we plunged into the data pool to see if there was any cold hard evidence to support this unlikely relationship.

Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, we examined annual net income for Apple and the frequency of Google searches for 'ice bath' from 2005 to 2022. The results left us feeling icy cool, as we discovered a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9694105, with a p-value of less than 0.01. In other words, the association between these two seemingly unrelated variables is statistically significant, prompting a frosty reception from the research community.

In conclusion, our findings suggest that the financial success of Apple may indeed lead to an increased interest in ice bath therapy, whether as a metaphorical chill pill for investors or a literal post-workout recovery strategy. As the saying goes, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a chilly dip might also do the trick."

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

In the fast-paced world of finance and technology, it's not often that we can take a dip into the frosty waters of unexpected correlations. However, as researchers, we often find ourselves plunging into the most unanticipated statistical pools. Pardon the pun, but when an opportunity arises to explore the chilling relationship between Apple's annual net income and Google searches for 'ice bath', we simply couldn't resist taking the plunge into this icy statistical adventure.

The correlation between economic variables and seemingly unrelated consumer behavior has always been an area of intrigue in the field of economics. As we delved into this uncharted territory, we couldn't help but marvel at the frosty reception we received from our colleagues when we mentioned our chosen variables. It's not every day that one gets to discuss the fiscal success of a tech giant alongside the soothing benefits of submerging oneself in ice-cold water.

One might wonder what this peculiar duo could possibly have in common besides a love for innovation – or perhaps, the occasional brain freeze. As we navigated through the data from Statista and Google Trends, it became clear that there might be a cool connection waiting to be uncovered. Much like taking the plunge into a chilly tub, our analysis required us to keep our cool as we waded through the numerical depths, hoping to shed some light on this enigmatic correlation.

It's often said that correlation does not imply causation, but in this instance, we found ourselves pondering whether Apple's financial success might just be chillingly influential in driving up interest in cooling therapy. After all, what better way for investors to unwind than to explore the refreshing world of ice baths? With each step of our statistical analysis, we couldn't help but visualize the connection between market prosperity and the desire to immerse oneself in a cold, refreshing environment. If only statistical association could always provide such a crystal-clear view – but alas, much like ice, correlations can sometimes be slippery to interpret.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Apple's annual net income and Google searches for 'ice bath'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Chilling Relationship: An Examination of the Correlation Between Apple's Annual Net Income and Google Searches for 'Ice Bath'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
While many studies focus on the intricacies of economic indicators and market behavior, our research ventured into uncharted territories...or rather, frigid territories to be exact. With a chill in the air, our team set out to investigate the unexpected link between Apple's financial performance and the public interest in frosty recovery methods. Pardon the pun, but we plunged into the data pool to see if there was any cold hard evidence to support this unlikely relationship.

Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, we examined annual net income for Apple and the frequency of Google searches for 'ice bath' from 2005 to 2022. The results left us feeling icy cool, as we discovered a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9694105, with a p-value of less than 0.01. In other words, the association between these two seemingly unrelated variables is statistically significant, prompting a frosty reception from the research community.

In conclusion, our findings suggest that the financial success of Apple may indeed lead to an increased interest in ice bath therapy, whether as a metaphorical chill pill for investors or a literal post-workout recovery strategy. As the saying goes, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a chilly dip might also do the trick."

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the fast-paced world of finance and technology, it's not often that we can take a dip into the frosty waters of unexpected correlations. However, as researchers, we often find ourselves plunging into the most unanticipated statistical pools. Pardon the pun, but when an opportunity arises to explore the chilling relationship between Apple's annual net income and Google searches for 'ice bath', we simply couldn't resist taking the plunge into this icy statistical adventure.
The correlation between economic variables and seemingly unrelated consumer behavior has always been an area of intrigue in the field of economics. As we delved into this uncharted territory, we couldn't help but marvel at the frosty reception we received from our colleagues when we mentioned our chosen variables. It's not every day that one gets to discuss the fiscal success of a tech giant alongside the soothing benefits of submerging oneself in ice-cold water.
One might wonder what this peculiar duo could possibly have in common besides a love for innovation – or perhaps, the occasional brain freeze. As we navigated through the data from Statista and Google Trends, it became clear that there might be a cool connection waiting to be uncovered. Much like taking the plunge into a chilly tub, our analysis required us to keep our cool as we waded through the numerical depths, hoping to shed some light on this enigmatic correlation.
It's often said that correlation does not imply causation, but in this instance, we found ourselves pondering whether Apple's financial success might just be chillingly influential in driving up interest in cooling therapy. After all, what better way for investors to unwind than to explore the refreshing world of ice baths? With each step of our statistical analysis, we couldn't help but visualize the connection between market prosperity and the desire to immerse oneself in a cold, refreshing environment. If only statistical association could always provide such a crystal-clear view – but alas, much like ice, correlations can sometimes be slippery to interpret.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Previous research in the field of economics has predominantly focused on traditional indicators such as GDP, inflation, and employment rates. However, our investigation into the correlation between Apple's annual net income and Google searches for 'ice bath' has led us into uncharted, and frankly, unexpected territories. Smith and Doe (2018) have emphasized the importance of exploring unconventional variables to gain a comprehensive understanding of market dynamics. In a chillingly relevant study, Jones et al. (2020) delved into the influence of consumer behavior on stock performance, opening the door to unconventional linkages in the financial realm.

But let's not get cold feet just yet, as we delve into the exhilarating world of frosty financial-fitness connections. You might say this research has a snowball effect; the more we uncover, the cooler it gets. As for our approach, we didn't just skate on thin ice. We thoroughly examined the validity of the association between Apple's fiscal prosperity and the public's sudden interest in ice bath searches. "Freezing Finances: The Cool Economic Trends of the 21st Century" by Winter and Frost (2019) offers insights into the impact of unexpected consumer trends on corporate financial performance, providing a frosty foundation for our exploration.

Now, turning our attention to more unconventional sources, we found ourselves in a realm where the icy waters of economic analysis merge with the chilling embrace of therapeutic submersion. "The Frozen Fortune: A Cool Look at Winter-themed Economics" by Snowman and Icicle (2021) provided an unexpected, yet fitting, perspective on the potential influence of winter-related phenomena on market sentiment. But it doesn't stop there. "The Icy Interplay: Tales of Economic Chill" by Frostbite (2020) offered an intriguing narrative on the subtle connections between financial trends and the allure of frosty escapades.

Delving further, we couldn't help but consider the influence of pop culture on our perception of these frigid phenomena. Movies such as "The Big Chill" and "Frozen" might not seem directly related to our study, but the subtle undercurrents of icy undertones piqued our interest. While Elsa's magical ice-crafting abilities in "Frozen" may not hold the key to understanding Apple's financial triumphs, we found ourselves drawn to the captivating aura of wintry wonder encapsulated in these films.

In conclusion, although our research may initially seem like a snow-job, the findings suggest a compelling correlation between Apple's financial success and the public's interest in ice bath searches. As we navigate through this unusual terrain of financial frostiness, it's clear that there's much more to explore in the realm of offbeat economic correlations. And remember, folks, when it comes to statistical analysis, always stay chill!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Apple's annual net income and Google searches for 'ice bath'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Statista and Google Trends . You used data from 2005 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Chilling Relationship: An Examination of the Correlation Between Apple's Annual Net Income and Google Searches for 'Ice Bath'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
While many studies focus on the intricacies of economic indicators and market behavior, our research ventured into uncharted territories...or rather, frigid territories to be exact. With a chill in the air, our team set out to investigate the unexpected link between Apple's financial performance and the public interest in frosty recovery methods. Pardon the pun, but we plunged into the data pool to see if there was any cold hard evidence to support this unlikely relationship.

Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, we examined annual net income for Apple and the frequency of Google searches for 'ice bath' from 2005 to 2022. The results left us feeling icy cool, as we discovered a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9694105, with a p-value of less than 0.01. In other words, the association between these two seemingly unrelated variables is statistically significant, prompting a frosty reception from the research community.

In conclusion, our findings suggest that the financial success of Apple may indeed lead to an increased interest in ice bath therapy, whether as a metaphorical chill pill for investors or a literal post-workout recovery strategy. As the saying goes, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a chilly dip might also do the trick."

[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the fast-paced world of finance and technology, it's not often that we can take a dip into the frosty waters of unexpected correlations. However, as researchers, we often find ourselves plunging into the most unanticipated statistical pools. Pardon the pun, but when an opportunity arises to explore the chilling relationship between Apple's annual net income and Google searches for 'ice bath', we simply couldn't resist taking the plunge into this icy statistical adventure.
The correlation between economic variables and seemingly unrelated consumer behavior has always been an area of intrigue in the field of economics. As we delved into this uncharted territory, we couldn't help but marvel at the frosty reception we received from our colleagues when we mentioned our chosen variables. It's not every day that one gets to discuss the fiscal success of a tech giant alongside the soothing benefits of submerging oneself in ice-cold water.
One might wonder what this peculiar duo could possibly have in common besides a love for innovation – or perhaps, the occasional brain freeze. As we navigated through the data from Statista and Google Trends, it became clear that there might be a cool connection waiting to be uncovered. Much like taking the plunge into a chilly tub, our analysis required us to keep our cool as we waded through the numerical depths, hoping to shed some light on this enigmatic correlation.
It's often said that correlation does not imply causation, but in this instance, we found ourselves pondering whether Apple's financial success might just be chillingly influential in driving up interest in cooling therapy. After all, what better way for investors to unwind than to explore the refreshing world of ice baths? With each step of our statistical analysis, we couldn't help but visualize the connection between market prosperity and the desire to immerse oneself in a cold, refreshing environment. If only statistical association could always provide such a crystal-clear view – but alas, much like ice, correlations can sometimes be slippery to interpret.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Before embarking on our frosty statistical journey, we harnessed the creeping power of correlation, aiming to uncover the frosty relationship between Apple's annual net income and the frequency of Google searches for 'ice bath'. While our research couldn't freeze time, we managed to secure data from the chilly years of 2005 to 2022, allowing us to dive deep into the heart of this chilled conundrum.

To determine Apple's financial success, we obtained annual net income figures from the enchanting realm of Statista. The data, while not as crunchy as an apple, provided us with the core financial metrics necessary to capture the essence of the company's fiscal performance.

Simultaneously, we set our sights on the search radar of Google Trends, seeking out the frequency of searches for 'ice bath' as a proxy for public interest in this chilling practice. Like a pair of ice cubes clinking in a glass, the keyword data resonated with the frosty waves of online activity, offering a glimpse into the icy curiosity of the digital populace.

In amalgamating these data sets, we tastefully employed statistical software that wielded the power of correlation analysis with the finesse of an expert mixologist. With a sprinkle of descriptive statistics and a dash of inferential strategies, we immersed ourselves in the art of quantifying and elucidating the relationship between these two distinct yet oddly entwined variables.

Perhaps akin to the crisp bite of a fresh apple, we deployed a Pearson correlation coefficient to measure the strength and direction of the association. Wielding the trusty correlation coefficient, we plumbed the depths of numerical entanglement and emerged with a coefficient of 0.9694105, suggesting a robust link between Apple's financial fortunes and the search interest in icy plunges – a revelation as refreshing as a cold dip on a scorching day.

Furthermore, we summoned the elusive p-value from the statistical ether, and much to our delight, it revealed itself to be less than 0.01. This infernal value fortified our belief in the statistical significance of the association, as if whispering to us, "Ice to see you, statistical significance!"

In our rigorous pursuit of statistical truth, we also congealed the data into a visually appetizing scatter plot, allowing us to visualize the frosty dance of the variables in their numerical ballet. This plot not only served as an aesthetically pleasing addition to our research, but also as a chilly reminder of the interconnectedness between Apple's financial endeavors and the public's inclination toward the proverbial plunge into cool waters.

With our frosty findings in hand, we exhaled a chilly breath of statistical satisfaction, marveling at the unexpected connection between these disparate elements. After all, who would have thought that the financial successes of Apple could influence public interest in submerging oneself in frigid waters? Just like that, the correlation coefficient whispered a cold statistical truth – level up your net income and watch the internet go ice-bound!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Apple's annual net income and Google searches for 'ice bath'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Statista and Google Trends .

For the time period 2005 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9694105, r-squared of 0.9397568, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Chilling Relationship: An Examination of the Correlation Between Apple's Annual Net Income and Google Searches for 'Ice Bath'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
While many studies focus on the intricacies of economic indicators and market behavior, our research ventured into uncharted territories...or rather, frigid territories to be exact. With a chill in the air, our team set out to investigate the unexpected link between Apple's financial performance and the public interest in frosty recovery methods. Pardon the pun, but we plunged into the data pool to see if there was any cold hard evidence to support this unlikely relationship.

Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, we examined annual net income for Apple and the frequency of Google searches for 'ice bath' from 2005 to 2022. The results left us feeling icy cool, as we discovered a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9694105, with a p-value of less than 0.01. In other words, the association between these two seemingly unrelated variables is statistically significant, prompting a frosty reception from the research community.

In conclusion, our findings suggest that the financial success of Apple may indeed lead to an increased interest in ice bath therapy, whether as a metaphorical chill pill for investors or a literal post-workout recovery strategy. As the saying goes, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a chilly dip might also do the trick."

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the fast-paced world of finance and technology, it's not often that we can take a dip into the frosty waters of unexpected correlations. However, as researchers, we often find ourselves plunging into the most unanticipated statistical pools. Pardon the pun, but when an opportunity arises to explore the chilling relationship between Apple's annual net income and Google searches for 'ice bath', we simply couldn't resist taking the plunge into this icy statistical adventure.
The correlation between economic variables and seemingly unrelated consumer behavior has always been an area of intrigue in the field of economics. As we delved into this uncharted territory, we couldn't help but marvel at the frosty reception we received from our colleagues when we mentioned our chosen variables. It's not every day that one gets to discuss the fiscal success of a tech giant alongside the soothing benefits of submerging oneself in ice-cold water.
One might wonder what this peculiar duo could possibly have in common besides a love for innovation – or perhaps, the occasional brain freeze. As we navigated through the data from Statista and Google Trends, it became clear that there might be a cool connection waiting to be uncovered. Much like taking the plunge into a chilly tub, our analysis required us to keep our cool as we waded through the numerical depths, hoping to shed some light on this enigmatic correlation.
It's often said that correlation does not imply causation, but in this instance, we found ourselves pondering whether Apple's financial success might just be chillingly influential in driving up interest in cooling therapy. After all, what better way for investors to unwind than to explore the refreshing world of ice baths? With each step of our statistical analysis, we couldn't help but visualize the connection between market prosperity and the desire to immerse oneself in a cold, refreshing environment. If only statistical association could always provide such a crystal-clear view – but alas, much like ice, correlations can sometimes be slippery to interpret.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

In our exploration of the potential link between Apple's annual net income and Google searches for 'ice bath', we discovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9694105, with an r-squared value of 0.9397568. The p-value was found to be less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant association. It seems that when it comes to these two seemingly unrelated variables, there's more than meets the eye – or should we say, more than meets the ice?

The strong positive correlation we unearthed suggests that as Apple's financial performance soared, so did the public interest in the frosty world of ice baths. It's as if investors were seeking a cooling sensation to counter the heat of market volatility – talk about taking a "chill pill" to the next level! It's not every day that we get to wax lyrical about the chill vibes emanating from a tech giant's balance sheet and their potential impact on consumer behavior. This finding certainly raises the cool factor in our understanding of market dynamics.

While it may seem improbable that the success of a tech company like Apple could influence the popularity of ice baths, our results speak volumes – or should we say, they "scream" from the freezer? It's a stark reminder that in the world of statistics, even the most unexpected associations can emerge from the data – much like an ice cube floating to the surface in a swirling statistical cocktail.

Looking at the scatterplot (Fig. 1), there is a clear linear relationship between Apple's annual net income and the volume of Google searches for 'ice bath'. The data points cluster closely around the regression line, painting a picture of remarkable coherence between these two variables. It's as if they were dancing together on a frosty dance floor, moving in perfect synchronization – a statistical tango, if you will.

Our results not only highlight the statistical significance of the relationship but also spark fascination with the broader implications. Could this association reflect a deeper psychological connection between financial prosperity and the pursuit of refreshing, rejuvenating experiences? It's as if investors are not just seeking monetary rewards, but also a refreshing dip into the soothing waters of ice bath therapy. Where cold, hard cash meets a cold, invigorating soak – it's definitely a unique pairing that deserves further research attention.

In conclusion, our research has uncovered a chilling connection between Apple's financial success and the surge in public interest in ice baths. The evidence is as crystal clear as a fresh block of ice. We invite fellow researchers to join us in further exploring this cool correlation, as we dive deeper into the frosty waters of statistical inquiry. As the saying goes, "When the data gets chilly, it's time for a statistical icebreaker!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Apple's annual net income and Google searches for 'ice bath'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Chilling Relationship: An Examination of the Correlation Between Apple's Annual Net Income and Google Searches for 'Ice Bath'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
While many studies focus on the intricacies of economic indicators and market behavior, our research ventured into uncharted territories...or rather, frigid territories to be exact. With a chill in the air, our team set out to investigate the unexpected link between Apple's financial performance and the public interest in frosty recovery methods. Pardon the pun, but we plunged into the data pool to see if there was any cold hard evidence to support this unlikely relationship.

Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, we examined annual net income for Apple and the frequency of Google searches for 'ice bath' from 2005 to 2022. The results left us feeling icy cool, as we discovered a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9694105, with a p-value of less than 0.01. In other words, the association between these two seemingly unrelated variables is statistically significant, prompting a frosty reception from the research community.

In conclusion, our findings suggest that the financial success of Apple may indeed lead to an increased interest in ice bath therapy, whether as a metaphorical chill pill for investors or a literal post-workout recovery strategy. As the saying goes, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a chilly dip might also do the trick."

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Previous research in the field of economics has predominantly focused on traditional indicators such as GDP, inflation, and employment rates. However, our investigation into the correlation between Apple's annual net income and Google searches for 'ice bath' has led us into uncharted, and frankly, unexpected territories. Smith and Doe (2018) have emphasized the importance of exploring unconventional variables to gain a comprehensive understanding of market dynamics. In a chillingly relevant study, Jones et al. (2020) delved into the influence of consumer behavior on stock performance, opening the door to unconventional linkages in the financial realm.
But let's not get cold feet just yet, as we delve into the exhilarating world of frosty financial-fitness connections. You might say this research has a snowball effect; the more we uncover, the cooler it gets. As for our approach, we didn't just skate on thin ice. We thoroughly examined the validity of the association between Apple's fiscal prosperity and the public's sudden interest in ice bath searches. "Freezing Finances: The Cool Economic Trends of the 21st Century" by Winter and Frost (2019) offers insights into the impact of unexpected consumer trends on corporate financial performance, providing a frosty foundation for our exploration.
Now, turning our attention to more unconventional sources, we found ourselves in a realm where the icy waters of economic analysis merge with the chilling embrace of therapeutic submersion. "The Frozen Fortune: A Cool Look at Winter-themed Economics" by Snowman and Icicle (2021) provided an unexpected, yet fitting, perspective on the potential influence of winter-related phenomena on market sentiment. But it doesn't stop there. "The Icy Interplay: Tales of Economic Chill" by Frostbite (2020) offered an intriguing narrative on the subtle connections between financial trends and the allure of frosty escapades.
Delving further, we couldn't help but consider the influence of pop culture on our perception of these frigid phenomena. Movies such as "The Big Chill" and "Frozen" might not seem directly related to our study, but the subtle undercurrents of icy undertones piqued our interest. While Elsa's magical ice-crafting abilities in "Frozen" may not hold the key to understanding Apple's financial triumphs, we found ourselves drawn to the captivating aura of wintry wonder encapsulated in these films.
In conclusion, although our research may initially seem like a snow-job, the findings suggest a compelling correlation between Apple's financial success and the public's interest in ice bath searches. As we navigate through this unusual terrain of financial frostiness, it's clear that there's much more to explore in the realm of offbeat economic correlations. And remember, folks, when it comes to statistical analysis, always stay chill!

[[RESULTS]]
In our exploration of the potential link between Apple's annual net income and Google searches for 'ice bath', we discovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9694105, with an r-squared value of 0.9397568. The p-value was found to be less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant association. It seems that when it comes to these two seemingly unrelated variables, there's more than meets the eye – or should we say, more than meets the ice?
The strong positive correlation we unearthed suggests that as Apple's financial performance soared, so did the public interest in the frosty world of ice baths. It's as if investors were seeking a cooling sensation to counter the heat of market volatility – talk about taking a "chill pill" to the next level! It's not every day that we get to wax lyrical about the chill vibes emanating from a tech giant's balance sheet and their potential impact on consumer behavior. This finding certainly raises the cool factor in our understanding of market dynamics.
While it may seem improbable that the success of a tech company like Apple could influence the popularity of ice baths, our results speak volumes – or should we say, they "scream" from the freezer? It's a stark reminder that in the world of statistics, even the most unexpected associations can emerge from the data – much like an ice cube floating to the surface in a swirling statistical cocktail.
Looking at the scatterplot (Fig. 1), there is a clear linear relationship between Apple's annual net income and the volume of Google searches for 'ice bath'. The data points cluster closely around the regression line, painting a picture of remarkable coherence between these two variables. It's as if they were dancing together on a frosty dance floor, moving in perfect synchronization – a statistical tango, if you will.
Our results not only highlight the statistical significance of the relationship but also spark fascination with the broader implications. Could this association reflect a deeper psychological connection between financial prosperity and the pursuit of refreshing, rejuvenating experiences? It's as if investors are not just seeking monetary rewards, but also a refreshing dip into the soothing waters of ice bath therapy. Where cold, hard cash meets a cold, invigorating soak – it's definitely a unique pairing that deserves further research attention.
In conclusion, our research has uncovered a chilling connection between Apple's financial success and the surge in public interest in ice baths. The evidence is as crystal clear as a fresh block of ice. We invite fellow researchers to join us in further exploring this cool correlation, as we dive deeper into the frosty waters of statistical inquiry. As the saying goes, "When the data gets chilly, it's time for a statistical icebreaker!"

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our results have undoubtedly thawed the conventional understanding of economic indicators and consumer behavior. The exceptionally high correlation coefficient of 0.9694105 between Apple's annual net income and Google searches for 'ice bath' provides compelling evidence for a surprising relationship. It's as if the financial success of Apple had the entire market feeling like they needed to take a dip – talk about a liquidity pool! This finding reinforces the importance of exploring unconventional variables in economic analysis, echoing the sentiment expressed by Smith and Doe (2018) and Jones et al. (2020). It's a chilling yet intriguing reminder that the landscape of economic influence can extend far beyond the familiar realms of GDP and employment rates.

The association we've uncovered not only adds a frosty twist to traditional market dynamics but also opens the door to a whole new world of potential psychological and consumer behavior research. It's as though investors are using the popularity of ice bath searches to "cool off" after navigating the complexities of the financial markets – now that's what we call a "liquid asset"! This finding supports the notion presented by Winter and Frost (2019) that unexpected consumer trends can have a tangible impact on corporate financial performance. It seems we've stumbled upon a captivating new avenue in the exploration of market sentiment and consumer psychology – or should we say, "chill sentiment" and "frosty psychology"?

Delving deeper into this frosty financial-fitness connection, our study corroborates the underlying theme presented in "The Icy Interplay: Tales of Economic Chill" by Frostbite (2020). The unexpected synergy between Apple's fiscal prosperity and the public's growing interest in ice bath therapy not only provides a chilly thrill but also pushes the boundaries of economic analysis into uncharted, arctic territories. Our results give credence to the notion forwarded by Snowman and Icicle (2021) that winter-related phenomena could indeed influence market sentiment, albeit in a less conventional manner than initially imagined.

Consistent with the research by Snowman and Icicle (2021) on winter-themed economics, our findings highlight the potential impact of unconventional factors on market sentiment and consumer behavior. It's as if the financial markets are experiencing a sudden frosty breeze, introducing an unexpected yet captivating layer of complexity to economic analysis. As we break the ice on this chilly correlation, it becomes evident that the interplay between economic trends and consumer interests holds a myriad of untapped potential – much like a deep, untouched snowdrift waiting to be explored.

In summary, our investigation into the connection between Apple's financial success and the surge in public interest in ice baths has not only provided tantalizing food for thought but has also illuminated an intriguing dimension of market dynamics. The icy waters of economic analysis present a captivating backdrop for further inquiry, beckoning researchers to venture into this uncharted wilderness of frosty financial connections. After all, in the world of statistics, when it comes to unexpected correlations, one must always remember to stay cool – both figuratively and literally.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Apple's annual net income and Google searches for 'ice bath'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Chilling Relationship: An Examination of the Correlation Between Apple's Annual Net Income and Google Searches for 'Ice Bath'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
While many studies focus on the intricacies of economic indicators and market behavior, our research ventured into uncharted territories...or rather, frigid territories to be exact. With a chill in the air, our team set out to investigate the unexpected link between Apple's financial performance and the public interest in frosty recovery methods. Pardon the pun, but we plunged into the data pool to see if there was any cold hard evidence to support this unlikely relationship.

Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, we examined annual net income for Apple and the frequency of Google searches for 'ice bath' from 2005 to 2022. The results left us feeling icy cool, as we discovered a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9694105, with a p-value of less than 0.01. In other words, the association between these two seemingly unrelated variables is statistically significant, prompting a frosty reception from the research community.

In conclusion, our findings suggest that the financial success of Apple may indeed lead to an increased interest in ice bath therapy, whether as a metaphorical chill pill for investors or a literal post-workout recovery strategy. As the saying goes, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a chilly dip might also do the trick."

[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the fast-paced world of finance and technology, it's not often that we can take a dip into the frosty waters of unexpected correlations. However, as researchers, we often find ourselves plunging into the most unanticipated statistical pools. Pardon the pun, but when an opportunity arises to explore the chilling relationship between Apple's annual net income and Google searches for 'ice bath', we simply couldn't resist taking the plunge into this icy statistical adventure.
The correlation between economic variables and seemingly unrelated consumer behavior has always been an area of intrigue in the field of economics. As we delved into this uncharted territory, we couldn't help but marvel at the frosty reception we received from our colleagues when we mentioned our chosen variables. It's not every day that one gets to discuss the fiscal success of a tech giant alongside the soothing benefits of submerging oneself in ice-cold water.
One might wonder what this peculiar duo could possibly have in common besides a love for innovation – or perhaps, the occasional brain freeze. As we navigated through the data from Statista and Google Trends, it became clear that there might be a cool connection waiting to be uncovered. Much like taking the plunge into a chilly tub, our analysis required us to keep our cool as we waded through the numerical depths, hoping to shed some light on this enigmatic correlation.
It's often said that correlation does not imply causation, but in this instance, we found ourselves pondering whether Apple's financial success might just be chillingly influential in driving up interest in cooling therapy. After all, what better way for investors to unwind than to explore the refreshing world of ice baths? With each step of our statistical analysis, we couldn't help but visualize the connection between market prosperity and the desire to immerse oneself in a cold, refreshing environment. If only statistical association could always provide such a crystal-clear view – but alas, much like ice, correlations can sometimes be slippery to interpret.

[[RESULTS]]
In our exploration of the potential link between Apple's annual net income and Google searches for 'ice bath', we discovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9694105, with an r-squared value of 0.9397568. The p-value was found to be less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant association. It seems that when it comes to these two seemingly unrelated variables, there's more than meets the eye – or should we say, more than meets the ice?
The strong positive correlation we unearthed suggests that as Apple's financial performance soared, so did the public interest in the frosty world of ice baths. It's as if investors were seeking a cooling sensation to counter the heat of market volatility – talk about taking a "chill pill" to the next level! It's not every day that we get to wax lyrical about the chill vibes emanating from a tech giant's balance sheet and their potential impact on consumer behavior. This finding certainly raises the cool factor in our understanding of market dynamics.
While it may seem improbable that the success of a tech company like Apple could influence the popularity of ice baths, our results speak volumes – or should we say, they "scream" from the freezer? It's a stark reminder that in the world of statistics, even the most unexpected associations can emerge from the data – much like an ice cube floating to the surface in a swirling statistical cocktail.
Looking at the scatterplot (Fig. 1), there is a clear linear relationship between Apple's annual net income and the volume of Google searches for 'ice bath'. The data points cluster closely around the regression line, painting a picture of remarkable coherence between these two variables. It's as if they were dancing together on a frosty dance floor, moving in perfect synchronization – a statistical tango, if you will.
Our results not only highlight the statistical significance of the relationship but also spark fascination with the broader implications. Could this association reflect a deeper psychological connection between financial prosperity and the pursuit of refreshing, rejuvenating experiences? It's as if investors are not just seeking monetary rewards, but also a refreshing dip into the soothing waters of ice bath therapy. Where cold, hard cash meets a cold, invigorating soak – it's definitely a unique pairing that deserves further research attention.
In conclusion, our research has uncovered a chilling connection between Apple's financial success and the surge in public interest in ice baths. The evidence is as crystal clear as a fresh block of ice. We invite fellow researchers to join us in further exploring this cool correlation, as we dive deeper into the frosty waters of statistical inquiry. As the saying goes, "When the data gets chilly, it's time for a statistical icebreaker!"

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In the course of our research, we've plunged into the depths of statistical inquiry and emerged with a frosty revelation: the surprising correlation between Apple's annual net income and the public's fascination with 'ice bath' searches. It seems like Apple's financial success isn't just making cold, hard cash – it's also making consumers chill out in a different way!

Our findings reveal a strikingly high correlation coefficient, akin to the seamless harmony between a double rainbow and a unicorn sighting. The strength of this association leaves no room for doubt – it's colder than a polar bear's toe nails! This correlation is indeed as cool as they come, making us wonder if Apple is secretly in the business of selling ice packs alongside iPhones.

This unexpected connection prompts us to consider the psychological underpinnings of consumer behavior. Could it be that as Apple's profits rise, people are subconsciously drawn to the idea of cooling down – a sort of financial brain freeze, if you will? It's a chilling thought that certainly warrants additional exploration, despite the occasional shiver it sends down our spines.

In light of these findings, we are confident in asserting that no further research is needed in this area. It's safe to say that our statistical sleuthing has cracked open the icy mystery of this connection, leaving us with more than enough food for thought – or should we say, ice for thought?

As we turn our attention from the wintry depths of this correlation, we can't help but appreciate the laughter that comes from uncovering unexpected data pairings. After all, in the world of research, a good punchline can be just as enlightening as a statistically significant result. Or should we say, as refreshing as a post-workout ice bath?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Chilling Relationship: An Examination of the Correlation Between Apple's Annual Net Income and Google Searches for 'Ice Bath'. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Quirky Economic Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Chilling Relationship: An Examination of the Correlation Between Apple's Annual Net Income and Google Searches for 'Ice Bath'. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Eccentric Economic Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Chilling Relationship: An Examination of the Correlation Between Apple's Annual Net Income and Google Searches for 'Ice Bath' with an abstract of While many studies focus on the intricacies of economic indicators and market behavior, our research ventured into uncharted territories...or rather, frigid territories to be exact. With a chill in the air, our team set out to investigate the unexpected link between Apple's financial performance and the public interest in frosty recovery methods. Pardon the pun, but we plunged into the data pool to see if there was any cold hard evidence to support this unlikely relationship.
Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, we examined annual net income for Apple and the frequency of Google searches for 'ice bath' from 2005 to 2022. The results left us feeling icy cool, as we discovered a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9694105, with a p-value of less than 0.01. In other words, the association between these two seemingly unrelated variables is statistically significant, prompting a frosty reception from the research community.
In conclusion, our findings suggest that the financial success of Apple may indeed lead to an increased interest in ice bath therapy, whether as a metaphorical chill pill for investors or a literal post-workout recovery strategy. As the saying goes, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a chilly dip might also do the trick.

ChatGPT:

Apple, Net Income, Google Searches, Ice Bath, Financial Performance, Market Behavior, Statista, Google Trends, Correlation Coefficient, P-Value, Post-Workout Recovery Strategy

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Data details

Apple's annual net income
Source: Statista
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Google searches for 'ice bath'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'ice bath' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'ice bath'

Correlation r = 0.9694105 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9397568 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 94% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'ice bath') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Apple's annual net income) over the 18 years from 2005 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.5E-11. 0.0000000000350203405991214450
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.97 in 3.5E-9% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 28,554,833,645 random variables You don't actually need 28 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 17 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 17 because we have two variables measured over a period of 18 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.92, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Apple's annual net income (US Dollars)1330000000000199000000000035000000000006120000000000824000000000014010000000000259200000000004173000000000037040000000000395100000000005339000000000045690000000000483500000000005953000000000055260000000000574100000000009468000000000099800000000000
Google searches for 'ice bath' (Rel. search volume)8.758.0833399.666679.8333312.2513.666717.166717.51919.916720.333320.916721.833323.523.7527.083338.3333




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([1330000000000,1990000000000,3500000000000,6120000000000,8240000000000,14010000000000,25920000000000,41730000000000,37040000000000,39510000000000,53390000000000,45690000000000,48350000000000,59530000000000,55260000000000,57410000000000,94680000000000,99800000000000,])
array_2 = np.array([8.75,8.08333,9,9.66667,9.83333,12.25,13.6667,17.1667,17.5,19,19.9167,20.3333,20.9167,21.8333,23.5,23.75,27.0833,38.3333,])
array_1_name = "Apple's annual net income"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'ice bath'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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