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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Butter consumption and the second variable is Google's annual advertising revenue.  The chart goes from 2001 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As people consumed more butter, their toast became increasingly delicious. This led to a surge in breakfast enjoyment, which put people in a slightly better mood. This small but widespread increase in morning happiness may have made people more receptive to online ads, ultimately boosting Google's annual advertising revenue.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate a digital pop art style image of a person seated at a computer, spreading butter on a piece of toast while using the device. As the person scrolls, the smooth motion resembles butter. Virtual dollar signs pop up around the screen as they navigate Google search results, symbolizing increased ad revenue. Capture the vibrant colors and bold graphical elements characteristic of pop art while portraying the scene in a visually striking and evocative way. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the situation described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here is a situation: Butter consumption increases led to smoother scrolling on devices, resulting in more time spent on Google and higher ad revenue.. Given that situation, which of the following image descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand and the tone of the explanation. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Celtic art Pop art A black-and-white newspaper illustration A black-and-white newspaper illustration Art nouveau
ChatGPT: Pop art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated and the explanation described. Do not reference graphs or charts; describe physical objects.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that depicts the following situation. Keep the description simple. Butter consumption increases led to smoother scrolling on devices, resulting in more time spent on Google and higher ad revenue.
ChatGPT: Imagine a person spreading butter on a piece of toast as they sit down at their computer. As they start using the device, you notice that the scrolling becomes incredibly smooth, almost like butter itself. This causes them to spend more time searching on Google, and as they click on different search results, you see virtual dollar signs popping up around the screen, signifying the increase in ad revenue.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Pop art ] and depicting this scene: Imagine a person spreading butter on a piece of toast as they sit down at their computer. As they start using the device, you notice that the scrolling becomes incredibly smooth, almost like butter itself. This causes them to spend more time searching on Google, and as they click on different search results, you see virtual dollar signs popping up around the screen, signifying the increase in ad revenue. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate a digital pop art style image of a person seated at a computer, spreading butter on a piece of toast while using the device. As the person scrolls, the smooth motion resembles butter. Virtual dollar signs pop up around the screen as they navigate Google search results, symbolizing increased ad revenue. Capture the vibrant colors and bold graphical elements characteristic of pop art while portraying the scene in a visually striking and evocative way.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Butter consumption caused Google's annual advertising revenue to increase. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Spreading the Wealth: The Butter-Google Ad Revenue Connection

Journal of Culinary Economics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from USDA and Statista to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9421683 and p < 0.01 for 2001 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Spreading the Wealth: The Butter-Google Ad Revenue Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we examine the unlikely yet delectably creamy relationship between butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue. Our research team, accompanied by a wealth of puns and a dab of skepticism, delved into USDA and Statista data to churn out empirical evidence regarding this unorthodox coupling.

Dad Joke Break: Why did the butter break up with the flour? It just couldn't seem to spread the love.

Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9421683, highlighting a buttery smooth relationship. Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 suggests that the association is not a mere fluke, but rather a substantive linkage worthy of further investigation.

Dad Joke Break: Did you hear about the mathematical butter? It always knows the measurement because it has a perfect spread.

As the aroma of freshly baked puns wafts through the air, we posit that there may be more to the butter-Google ad revenue connection than meets the eye. Could it be that buttery treats trigger an insatiable appetite for online browsing, ultimately driving up Google's ad revenue? Or perhaps the answer lies in the emergence of indulgent butter-based advertisements on the digital platform? The possibilities are as endless as a jar of Nutella in a college dorm room.

Our findings not only illuminate a tangy, yet savory aspect of economic behavior but also underscore the value of exploring unconventional correlations. In conclusion, this study encourages researchers to embrace the unexpected, to spread their investigative efforts across uncharted territories, and to indulge in a dollop of whimsy as they churn out novel economic insights.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Spreading the Wealth: The Butter-Google Ad Revenue Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we examine the unlikely yet delectably creamy relationship between butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue. Our research team, accompanied by a wealth of puns and a dab of skepticism, delved into USDA and Statista data to churn out empirical evidence regarding this unorthodox coupling.

Dad Joke Break: Why did the butter break up with the flour? It just couldn't seem to spread the love.

Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9421683, highlighting a buttery smooth relationship. Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 suggests that the association is not a mere fluke, but rather a substantive linkage worthy of further investigation.

Dad Joke Break: Did you hear about the mathematical butter? It always knows the measurement because it has a perfect spread.

As the aroma of freshly baked puns wafts through the air, we posit that there may be more to the butter-Google ad revenue connection than meets the eye. Could it be that buttery treats trigger an insatiable appetite for online browsing, ultimately driving up Google's ad revenue? Or perhaps the answer lies in the emergence of indulgent butter-based advertisements on the digital platform? The possibilities are as endless as a jar of Nutella in a college dorm room.

Our findings not only illuminate a tangy, yet savory aspect of economic behavior but also underscore the value of exploring unconventional correlations. In conclusion, this study encourages researchers to embrace the unexpected, to spread their investigative efforts across uncharted territories, and to indulge in a dollop of whimsy as they churn out novel economic insights.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Butter has long been celebrated for its ability to enhance the flavor and texture of various culinary creations, from flaky pastries to tender cookies. However, could this seemingly innocent dairy product also hold the key to understanding the fluctuations in Google's annual advertising revenue? In this study, we embark on a journey that is both rich in data and rich in flavor, as we unravel the intriguing connection between butter consumption and Google's advertising earnings.

Dad Joke Break: Why don't butter dishes ever go hungry? Because they're always well-bread.

The allure of this investigation lies in its departure from traditional economic analyses, venturing into the realm of gastronomic influences on digital marketing trends. As we delve into this unexplored territory, we approach our findings with a pinch of curiosity and a dash of skepticism, eager to uncover the realities beneath the whipped cream of speculation.

Our research methodology hinged on obtaining comprehensive data sets from reputable sources, including the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Statista, in order to construct a robust empirical framework. By examining the annual butter consumption per capita and Google's advertising revenue over a span of 10 years, we sought to discern any meaningful relationship between these seemingly disparate variables.

Dad Joke Break: How do you make a gold bar with butter? You churn it.

The initial stages of our analysis revealed a promising correlation coefficient of 0.9421683, hinting at a potentially buttery smooth association between the two phenomena. With the p-value standing firmly below 0.01, the statistical significance of our results propelled our curiosity to greater heights, prompting us to consider the implications of this unlikely correlation in the landscape of digital commerce.

As we navigate our way through this metaphorical sea of butter and bytes, our findings compel us to ponder the impact of butter consumption on individuals' online behavior and, subsequently, on the revenue generated through digital advertising platforms such as Google. Could it be that the aroma of butter-laden pastries entices consumers to spend more time browsing the web, inadvertently boosting click-through rates and ad engagement? Or does the rise of visually tantalizing butter-based content contribute to the allure of online advertisements?

The entwined relationship between butter and Google's advertising revenue may seem fantastical at first glance, akin to a whimsical concoction whipped up by a mischievous culinary artist. However, our investigation encapsulates the essence of academic inquiry – to unearth connections where they seem implausible and to savor the unexpected flavors of empirical exploration.

In the pages that follow, we invite our fellow researchers to join us on this gastronomic and digital escapade, as we unravel the butter-Google ad revenue connection, slice through conventional economic paradigms, and serve up a delectable blend of data analysis, humor, and thought-provoking insights.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Spreading the Wealth: The Butter-Google Ad Revenue Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we examine the unlikely yet delectably creamy relationship between butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue. Our research team, accompanied by a wealth of puns and a dab of skepticism, delved into USDA and Statista data to churn out empirical evidence regarding this unorthodox coupling.

Dad Joke Break: Why did the butter break up with the flour? It just couldn't seem to spread the love.

Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9421683, highlighting a buttery smooth relationship. Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 suggests that the association is not a mere fluke, but rather a substantive linkage worthy of further investigation.

Dad Joke Break: Did you hear about the mathematical butter? It always knows the measurement because it has a perfect spread.

As the aroma of freshly baked puns wafts through the air, we posit that there may be more to the butter-Google ad revenue connection than meets the eye. Could it be that buttery treats trigger an insatiable appetite for online browsing, ultimately driving up Google's ad revenue? Or perhaps the answer lies in the emergence of indulgent butter-based advertisements on the digital platform? The possibilities are as endless as a jar of Nutella in a college dorm room.

Our findings not only illuminate a tangy, yet savory aspect of economic behavior but also underscore the value of exploring unconventional correlations. In conclusion, this study encourages researchers to embrace the unexpected, to spread their investigative efforts across uncharted territories, and to indulge in a dollop of whimsy as they churn out novel economic insights.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Butter has long been celebrated for its ability to enhance the flavor and texture of various culinary creations, from flaky pastries to tender cookies. However, could this seemingly innocent dairy product also hold the key to understanding the fluctuations in Google's annual advertising revenue? In this study, we embark on a journey that is both rich in data and rich in flavor, as we unravel the intriguing connection between butter consumption and Google's advertising earnings.
Dad Joke Break: Why don't butter dishes ever go hungry? Because they're always well-bread.
The allure of this investigation lies in its departure from traditional economic analyses, venturing into the realm of gastronomic influences on digital marketing trends. As we delve into this unexplored territory, we approach our findings with a pinch of curiosity and a dash of skepticism, eager to uncover the realities beneath the whipped cream of speculation.
Our research methodology hinged on obtaining comprehensive data sets from reputable sources, including the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Statista, in order to construct a robust empirical framework. By examining the annual butter consumption per capita and Google's advertising revenue over a span of 10 years, we sought to discern any meaningful relationship between these seemingly disparate variables.
Dad Joke Break: How do you make a gold bar with butter? You churn it.
The initial stages of our analysis revealed a promising correlation coefficient of 0.9421683, hinting at a potentially buttery smooth association between the two phenomena. With the p-value standing firmly below 0.01, the statistical significance of our results propelled our curiosity to greater heights, prompting us to consider the implications of this unlikely correlation in the landscape of digital commerce.
As we navigate our way through this metaphorical sea of butter and bytes, our findings compel us to ponder the impact of butter consumption on individuals' online behavior and, subsequently, on the revenue generated through digital advertising platforms such as Google. Could it be that the aroma of butter-laden pastries entices consumers to spend more time browsing the web, inadvertently boosting click-through rates and ad engagement? Or does the rise of visually tantalizing butter-based content contribute to the allure of online advertisements?
The entwined relationship between butter and Google's advertising revenue may seem fantastical at first glance, akin to a whimsical concoction whipped up by a mischievous culinary artist. However, our investigation encapsulates the essence of academic inquiry – to unearth connections where they seem implausible and to savor the unexpected flavors of empirical exploration.
In the pages that follow, we invite our fellow researchers to join us on this gastronomic and digital escapade, as we unravel the butter-Google ad revenue connection, slice through conventional economic paradigms, and serve up a delectable blend of data analysis, humor, and thought-provoking insights.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "The Butter Chronicles," Smith and Doe delve into the historical, cultural, and culinary significance of butter, laying the foundation for our understanding of its pervasive influence on human consumption patterns. Jones et al., in "The Economics of Dairy Products," highlight the economic impact of butter production and consumption, shedding light on its implications for various sectors, including agriculture, trade, and consumer behavior.

Moving from the land of non-fiction to the realm of fiction, "Butter Dreams" by J.K. R. Tolkien and "The Creamy Chronicles" by George R.R. Martin offer whimsical narratives that blur the boundaries between gastronomic delight and fantastical imagination. These fictional works, while not empirical in nature, beckon us to consider the tantalizing allure of butter in shaping not only culinary destinies but also, dare we say, economic landscapes.

Dad Joke Break: Why did the butter go to the art show? It wanted to see the butter sculptures.

As we turn the pages of our literature search, we encounter "The Dankest Memes of the Internet" by M.E. Meisner and "Viral Ventures" by J. Terr. These works, while initially unrelated to our inquiry, unexpectedly reveal the resonance of certain internet memes with butter culture and digital advertising, prompting us to ponder the potential impact of humorous butter-related content on online engagement and, subsequently, on Google's advertising revenue.

Our juxtaposition of these disparate sources reflects the interdisciplinary nature of our investigation, challenging the conventional boundaries of economic research and embracing the unorthodox with a slathering of scholarly zest. Turning to the empirical findings, we observe a creamy correlation between butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue, suggesting a connection that defies the norms of traditional economic inquiry.

Dad Joke Break: Did you hear about the butter who won the marathon? It ran a butter mile.

As our analysis unfolds, the improbable coupling of butter and digital advertising revenue unfurls before us, much like a croissant rising in the oven of statistical exploration. Our results, drenched in a sauce of statistical significance, implore us to acknowledge the unexpected associations that may underpin economic phenomena. In doing so, we invite our scholarly contemporaries to embrace the whimsy, to savor the peculiar, and to spread their investigative efforts across uncharted terrains with a sprinkle of academic mirth.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Statista . You used data from 2001 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Spreading the Wealth: The Butter-Google Ad Revenue Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we examine the unlikely yet delectably creamy relationship between butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue. Our research team, accompanied by a wealth of puns and a dab of skepticism, delved into USDA and Statista data to churn out empirical evidence regarding this unorthodox coupling.

Dad Joke Break: Why did the butter break up with the flour? It just couldn't seem to spread the love.

Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9421683, highlighting a buttery smooth relationship. Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 suggests that the association is not a mere fluke, but rather a substantive linkage worthy of further investigation.

Dad Joke Break: Did you hear about the mathematical butter? It always knows the measurement because it has a perfect spread.

As the aroma of freshly baked puns wafts through the air, we posit that there may be more to the butter-Google ad revenue connection than meets the eye. Could it be that buttery treats trigger an insatiable appetite for online browsing, ultimately driving up Google's ad revenue? Or perhaps the answer lies in the emergence of indulgent butter-based advertisements on the digital platform? The possibilities are as endless as a jar of Nutella in a college dorm room.

Our findings not only illuminate a tangy, yet savory aspect of economic behavior but also underscore the value of exploring unconventional correlations. In conclusion, this study encourages researchers to embrace the unexpected, to spread their investigative efforts across uncharted territories, and to indulge in a dollop of whimsy as they churn out novel economic insights.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Butter has long been celebrated for its ability to enhance the flavor and texture of various culinary creations, from flaky pastries to tender cookies. However, could this seemingly innocent dairy product also hold the key to understanding the fluctuations in Google's annual advertising revenue? In this study, we embark on a journey that is both rich in data and rich in flavor, as we unravel the intriguing connection between butter consumption and Google's advertising earnings.
Dad Joke Break: Why don't butter dishes ever go hungry? Because they're always well-bread.
The allure of this investigation lies in its departure from traditional economic analyses, venturing into the realm of gastronomic influences on digital marketing trends. As we delve into this unexplored territory, we approach our findings with a pinch of curiosity and a dash of skepticism, eager to uncover the realities beneath the whipped cream of speculation.
Our research methodology hinged on obtaining comprehensive data sets from reputable sources, including the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Statista, in order to construct a robust empirical framework. By examining the annual butter consumption per capita and Google's advertising revenue over a span of 10 years, we sought to discern any meaningful relationship between these seemingly disparate variables.
Dad Joke Break: How do you make a gold bar with butter? You churn it.
The initial stages of our analysis revealed a promising correlation coefficient of 0.9421683, hinting at a potentially buttery smooth association between the two phenomena. With the p-value standing firmly below 0.01, the statistical significance of our results propelled our curiosity to greater heights, prompting us to consider the implications of this unlikely correlation in the landscape of digital commerce.
As we navigate our way through this metaphorical sea of butter and bytes, our findings compel us to ponder the impact of butter consumption on individuals' online behavior and, subsequently, on the revenue generated through digital advertising platforms such as Google. Could it be that the aroma of butter-laden pastries entices consumers to spend more time browsing the web, inadvertently boosting click-through rates and ad engagement? Or does the rise of visually tantalizing butter-based content contribute to the allure of online advertisements?
The entwined relationship between butter and Google's advertising revenue may seem fantastical at first glance, akin to a whimsical concoction whipped up by a mischievous culinary artist. However, our investigation encapsulates the essence of academic inquiry – to unearth connections where they seem implausible and to savor the unexpected flavors of empirical exploration.
In the pages that follow, we invite our fellow researchers to join us on this gastronomic and digital escapade, as we unravel the butter-Google ad revenue connection, slice through conventional economic paradigms, and serve up a delectable blend of data analysis, humor, and thought-provoking insights.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To investigate the relationship between butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue, our research team employed a robust and multifaceted methodology befitting the magnitude of our inquiry. Our approach combined elements of statistical analysis, econometric modeling, and a sprinkle of buttery delight to produce empirical findings that are as rich in flavor as they are in significance.

First, we meticulously gathered data spanning the years 2001 to 2021 from reputable sources, including the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Statista. Our data collection process was as thorough as sieving flour for a delicate soufflé, ensuring that our dataset was of the highest quality and encompassed the variations in both butter consumption per capita and Google's annual advertising revenue over the specified time period.

Once our dataset resembled a well-kneaded dough, we dove into the heart of our analysis by employing time series analysis to examine the temporal patterns and fluctuations in butter consumption and Google's advertising revenue. This allowed us to discern any recurring trends or seasonal influences that may have contributed to the observed relationship between these two variables.

Dad Joke Break: Why did the baker go to therapy? Because he kneaded it.

In addition to time series analysis, our methodology featured the use of econometric techniques, including regression analysis, to quantitatively assess the strength and significance of the association between butter consumption and Google's advertising revenue. As our regression models took shape, we meticulously accounted for potential confounding variables and external factors, ensuring that our findings were as pure as the churned cream in a batch of homemade butter.

Moreover, recognizing the need for a multidimensional approach, we indulged in exploratory data analysis to uncover any nuanced nuances and potential outliers within our dataset. This process allowed us to tease out subtle, yet impactful insights that added depth and richness to our understanding of the butter-Google ad revenue connection.

Dad Joke Break: Why did the cooking website go offline? It couldn't handle the traffic.

Finally, to complement our quantitative analyses, we incorporated qualitative research methods which involved conducting interviews with industry experts and online marketing professionals. By tapping into the experiential knowledge and insights of these individuals, we gained a deeper understanding of the potential mechanisms through which butter consumption may influence online behaviors and, consequently, Google's advertising revenue.

Through this comprehensive and eclectic blend of methodologies, we endeavored to churn out a nuanced and comprehensive understanding of the intricate relationship between butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue. As our findings emerged from the oven of inquiry, we remained vigilant in maintaining the integrity and rigor of our methodology, ensuring that our conclusions were as delectable as a perfectly buttered slice of toast.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Statista .

For the time period 2001 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9421683, r-squared of 0.8876811, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Spreading the Wealth: The Butter-Google Ad Revenue Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we examine the unlikely yet delectably creamy relationship between butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue. Our research team, accompanied by a wealth of puns and a dab of skepticism, delved into USDA and Statista data to churn out empirical evidence regarding this unorthodox coupling.

Dad Joke Break: Why did the butter break up with the flour? It just couldn't seem to spread the love.

Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9421683, highlighting a buttery smooth relationship. Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 suggests that the association is not a mere fluke, but rather a substantive linkage worthy of further investigation.

Dad Joke Break: Did you hear about the mathematical butter? It always knows the measurement because it has a perfect spread.

As the aroma of freshly baked puns wafts through the air, we posit that there may be more to the butter-Google ad revenue connection than meets the eye. Could it be that buttery treats trigger an insatiable appetite for online browsing, ultimately driving up Google's ad revenue? Or perhaps the answer lies in the emergence of indulgent butter-based advertisements on the digital platform? The possibilities are as endless as a jar of Nutella in a college dorm room.

Our findings not only illuminate a tangy, yet savory aspect of economic behavior but also underscore the value of exploring unconventional correlations. In conclusion, this study encourages researchers to embrace the unexpected, to spread their investigative efforts across uncharted territories, and to indulge in a dollop of whimsy as they churn out novel economic insights.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Butter has long been celebrated for its ability to enhance the flavor and texture of various culinary creations, from flaky pastries to tender cookies. However, could this seemingly innocent dairy product also hold the key to understanding the fluctuations in Google's annual advertising revenue? In this study, we embark on a journey that is both rich in data and rich in flavor, as we unravel the intriguing connection between butter consumption and Google's advertising earnings.
Dad Joke Break: Why don't butter dishes ever go hungry? Because they're always well-bread.
The allure of this investigation lies in its departure from traditional economic analyses, venturing into the realm of gastronomic influences on digital marketing trends. As we delve into this unexplored territory, we approach our findings with a pinch of curiosity and a dash of skepticism, eager to uncover the realities beneath the whipped cream of speculation.
Our research methodology hinged on obtaining comprehensive data sets from reputable sources, including the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Statista, in order to construct a robust empirical framework. By examining the annual butter consumption per capita and Google's advertising revenue over a span of 10 years, we sought to discern any meaningful relationship between these seemingly disparate variables.
Dad Joke Break: How do you make a gold bar with butter? You churn it.
The initial stages of our analysis revealed a promising correlation coefficient of 0.9421683, hinting at a potentially buttery smooth association between the two phenomena. With the p-value standing firmly below 0.01, the statistical significance of our results propelled our curiosity to greater heights, prompting us to consider the implications of this unlikely correlation in the landscape of digital commerce.
As we navigate our way through this metaphorical sea of butter and bytes, our findings compel us to ponder the impact of butter consumption on individuals' online behavior and, subsequently, on the revenue generated through digital advertising platforms such as Google. Could it be that the aroma of butter-laden pastries entices consumers to spend more time browsing the web, inadvertently boosting click-through rates and ad engagement? Or does the rise of visually tantalizing butter-based content contribute to the allure of online advertisements?
The entwined relationship between butter and Google's advertising revenue may seem fantastical at first glance, akin to a whimsical concoction whipped up by a mischievous culinary artist. However, our investigation encapsulates the essence of academic inquiry – to unearth connections where they seem implausible and to savor the unexpected flavors of empirical exploration.
In the pages that follow, we invite our fellow researchers to join us on this gastronomic and digital escapade, as we unravel the butter-Google ad revenue connection, slice through conventional economic paradigms, and serve up a delectable blend of data analysis, humor, and thought-provoking insights.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our study unveil a surprisingly robust correlation between butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue over the period of 2001 to 2021. We found a correlation coefficient of 0.9421683, indicating a strong positive relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. This relationship is further supported by an r-squared value of 0.8876811, suggesting that approximately 88.77% of the variability in Google's advertising revenue can be explained by changes in butter consumption. The p-value of less than 0.01 reinforces the statistical significance of this relationship, quelling any doubts about its validity.

Dad Joke Break: Why did the butter go to art school? Because it wanted to be a master butter.

Fig. 1: {Include the scatterplot here}

The scatterplot in Fig. 1 visually depicts the unmistakable correlation between butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue. The data points form a positively sloped line, accentuating the strong association between the two variables. This graphical representation further bolsters the empirical evidence of a buttery smooth connection driving Google's ad revenue.

Our analysis prompts us to ponder the implications of this unexpected correlation. Could it be that the aroma of sizzling butter on a freshly baked croissant triggers an unconscious urge to engage with online advertisements? Or perhaps the indulgent allure of butter-centric content enhances consumer receptivity to digital marketing, propelling Google's ad revenue to delectable new heights?

Dad Joke Break: What did the movie theater attendant say to the butter? Go ahead, take a seat, the movie's about to start.

In conclusion, our findings shed light on a hitherto unexplored relationship between butter consumption and Google's advertising revenue. This study beckons researchers to embrace the unexpected and to savor the flavors of unconventional correlations, reminding us that in the world of empirical inquiry, there's always room for a dash of creativity and a dollop of curiosity.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Spreading the Wealth: The Butter-Google Ad Revenue Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we examine the unlikely yet delectably creamy relationship between butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue. Our research team, accompanied by a wealth of puns and a dab of skepticism, delved into USDA and Statista data to churn out empirical evidence regarding this unorthodox coupling.

Dad Joke Break: Why did the butter break up with the flour? It just couldn't seem to spread the love.

Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9421683, highlighting a buttery smooth relationship. Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 suggests that the association is not a mere fluke, but rather a substantive linkage worthy of further investigation.

Dad Joke Break: Did you hear about the mathematical butter? It always knows the measurement because it has a perfect spread.

As the aroma of freshly baked puns wafts through the air, we posit that there may be more to the butter-Google ad revenue connection than meets the eye. Could it be that buttery treats trigger an insatiable appetite for online browsing, ultimately driving up Google's ad revenue? Or perhaps the answer lies in the emergence of indulgent butter-based advertisements on the digital platform? The possibilities are as endless as a jar of Nutella in a college dorm room.

Our findings not only illuminate a tangy, yet savory aspect of economic behavior but also underscore the value of exploring unconventional correlations. In conclusion, this study encourages researchers to embrace the unexpected, to spread their investigative efforts across uncharted territories, and to indulge in a dollop of whimsy as they churn out novel economic insights.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "The Butter Chronicles," Smith and Doe delve into the historical, cultural, and culinary significance of butter, laying the foundation for our understanding of its pervasive influence on human consumption patterns. Jones et al., in "The Economics of Dairy Products," highlight the economic impact of butter production and consumption, shedding light on its implications for various sectors, including agriculture, trade, and consumer behavior.
Moving from the land of non-fiction to the realm of fiction, "Butter Dreams" by J.K. R. Tolkien and "The Creamy Chronicles" by George R.R. Martin offer whimsical narratives that blur the boundaries between gastronomic delight and fantastical imagination. These fictional works, while not empirical in nature, beckon us to consider the tantalizing allure of butter in shaping not only culinary destinies but also, dare we say, economic landscapes.
Dad Joke Break: Why did the butter go to the art show? It wanted to see the butter sculptures.
As we turn the pages of our literature search, we encounter "The Dankest Memes of the Internet" by M.E. Meisner and "Viral Ventures" by J. Terr. These works, while initially unrelated to our inquiry, unexpectedly reveal the resonance of certain internet memes with butter culture and digital advertising, prompting us to ponder the potential impact of humorous butter-related content on online engagement and, subsequently, on Google's advertising revenue.
Our juxtaposition of these disparate sources reflects the interdisciplinary nature of our investigation, challenging the conventional boundaries of economic research and embracing the unorthodox with a slathering of scholarly zest. Turning to the empirical findings, we observe a creamy correlation between butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue, suggesting a connection that defies the norms of traditional economic inquiry.
Dad Joke Break: Did you hear about the butter who won the marathon? It ran a butter mile.
As our analysis unfolds, the improbable coupling of butter and digital advertising revenue unfurls before us, much like a croissant rising in the oven of statistical exploration. Our results, drenched in a sauce of statistical significance, implore us to acknowledge the unexpected associations that may underpin economic phenomena. In doing so, we invite our scholarly contemporaries to embrace the whimsy, to savor the peculiar, and to spread their investigative efforts across uncharted terrains with a sprinkle of academic mirth.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our study unveil a surprisingly robust correlation between butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue over the period of 2001 to 2021. We found a correlation coefficient of 0.9421683, indicating a strong positive relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. This relationship is further supported by an r-squared value of 0.8876811, suggesting that approximately 88.77% of the variability in Google's advertising revenue can be explained by changes in butter consumption. The p-value of less than 0.01 reinforces the statistical significance of this relationship, quelling any doubts about its validity.
Dad Joke Break: Why did the butter go to art school? Because it wanted to be a master butter.
Fig. 1: {Include the scatterplot here}
The scatterplot in Fig. 1 visually depicts the unmistakable correlation between butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue. The data points form a positively sloped line, accentuating the strong association between the two variables. This graphical representation further bolsters the empirical evidence of a buttery smooth connection driving Google's ad revenue.
Our analysis prompts us to ponder the implications of this unexpected correlation. Could it be that the aroma of sizzling butter on a freshly baked croissant triggers an unconscious urge to engage with online advertisements? Or perhaps the indulgent allure of butter-centric content enhances consumer receptivity to digital marketing, propelling Google's ad revenue to delectable new heights?
Dad Joke Break: What did the movie theater attendant say to the butter? Go ahead, take a seat, the movie's about to start.
In conclusion, our findings shed light on a hitherto unexplored relationship between butter consumption and Google's advertising revenue. This study beckons researchers to embrace the unexpected and to savor the flavors of unconventional correlations, reminding us that in the world of empirical inquiry, there's always room for a dash of creativity and a dollop of curiosity.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The robust correlation unveiled in our study between butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue offers a lusciously intriguing insight into the potential influence of culinary indulgence on digital marketing. Our findings resonate with the historical and economic implications of butter consumption documented by Smith and Doe, as well as Jones et al.'s exploration of the economic impact of dairy products. They also corroborate the unexpected resonance of butter culture with internet memes and digital advertising, as highlighted in "The Dankest Memes of the Internet" by M.E. Meisner and "Viral Ventures" by J. Terr.

Furthermore, our results align with the whimsical narratives in "Butter Dreams" by J.K. R. Tolkien and "The Creamy Chronicles" by George R.R. Martin, urging us to consider the potential economic interplay of butter's allure. Our study serves as an empirical testament to the unconventional correlations hinted at by these diverse sources, emphasizing the interdisciplinary nature of our investigation and challenging the traditional boundaries of economic research.

Our unexpected correlation underscores the value of exploring uncharted territories in economic inquiry, much like venturing into a new bakery for a fresh perspective on market dynamics. The implications of our findings hint at a tantalizing interplay between sensory indulgence and online engagement, offering a novel avenue for understanding consumer behavior and its effects on digital advertising revenue.

At its core, this study urges researchers to spread their investigative efforts generously, akin to a lavish butter spread on warm toast, and to embrace the unorthodox with a dollop of scholarly zest. It emphasizes the importance of indulging in a dash of creativity and a pinch of curiosity in empirical inquiry, reminding us that in the world of economics, there is always room for a dab of whimsy.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Spreading the Wealth: The Butter-Google Ad Revenue Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we examine the unlikely yet delectably creamy relationship between butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue. Our research team, accompanied by a wealth of puns and a dab of skepticism, delved into USDA and Statista data to churn out empirical evidence regarding this unorthodox coupling.

Dad Joke Break: Why did the butter break up with the flour? It just couldn't seem to spread the love.

Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9421683, highlighting a buttery smooth relationship. Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 suggests that the association is not a mere fluke, but rather a substantive linkage worthy of further investigation.

Dad Joke Break: Did you hear about the mathematical butter? It always knows the measurement because it has a perfect spread.

As the aroma of freshly baked puns wafts through the air, we posit that there may be more to the butter-Google ad revenue connection than meets the eye. Could it be that buttery treats trigger an insatiable appetite for online browsing, ultimately driving up Google's ad revenue? Or perhaps the answer lies in the emergence of indulgent butter-based advertisements on the digital platform? The possibilities are as endless as a jar of Nutella in a college dorm room.

Our findings not only illuminate a tangy, yet savory aspect of economic behavior but also underscore the value of exploring unconventional correlations. In conclusion, this study encourages researchers to embrace the unexpected, to spread their investigative efforts across uncharted territories, and to indulge in a dollop of whimsy as they churn out novel economic insights.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Butter has long been celebrated for its ability to enhance the flavor and texture of various culinary creations, from flaky pastries to tender cookies. However, could this seemingly innocent dairy product also hold the key to understanding the fluctuations in Google's annual advertising revenue? In this study, we embark on a journey that is both rich in data and rich in flavor, as we unravel the intriguing connection between butter consumption and Google's advertising earnings.
Dad Joke Break: Why don't butter dishes ever go hungry? Because they're always well-bread.
The allure of this investigation lies in its departure from traditional economic analyses, venturing into the realm of gastronomic influences on digital marketing trends. As we delve into this unexplored territory, we approach our findings with a pinch of curiosity and a dash of skepticism, eager to uncover the realities beneath the whipped cream of speculation.
Our research methodology hinged on obtaining comprehensive data sets from reputable sources, including the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Statista, in order to construct a robust empirical framework. By examining the annual butter consumption per capita and Google's advertising revenue over a span of 10 years, we sought to discern any meaningful relationship between these seemingly disparate variables.
Dad Joke Break: How do you make a gold bar with butter? You churn it.
The initial stages of our analysis revealed a promising correlation coefficient of 0.9421683, hinting at a potentially buttery smooth association between the two phenomena. With the p-value standing firmly below 0.01, the statistical significance of our results propelled our curiosity to greater heights, prompting us to consider the implications of this unlikely correlation in the landscape of digital commerce.
As we navigate our way through this metaphorical sea of butter and bytes, our findings compel us to ponder the impact of butter consumption on individuals' online behavior and, subsequently, on the revenue generated through digital advertising platforms such as Google. Could it be that the aroma of butter-laden pastries entices consumers to spend more time browsing the web, inadvertently boosting click-through rates and ad engagement? Or does the rise of visually tantalizing butter-based content contribute to the allure of online advertisements?
The entwined relationship between butter and Google's advertising revenue may seem fantastical at first glance, akin to a whimsical concoction whipped up by a mischievous culinary artist. However, our investigation encapsulates the essence of academic inquiry – to unearth connections where they seem implausible and to savor the unexpected flavors of empirical exploration.
In the pages that follow, we invite our fellow researchers to join us on this gastronomic and digital escapade, as we unravel the butter-Google ad revenue connection, slice through conventional economic paradigms, and serve up a delectable blend of data analysis, humor, and thought-provoking insights.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our study unveil a surprisingly robust correlation between butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue over the period of 2001 to 2021. We found a correlation coefficient of 0.9421683, indicating a strong positive relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. This relationship is further supported by an r-squared value of 0.8876811, suggesting that approximately 88.77% of the variability in Google's advertising revenue can be explained by changes in butter consumption. The p-value of less than 0.01 reinforces the statistical significance of this relationship, quelling any doubts about its validity.
Dad Joke Break: Why did the butter go to art school? Because it wanted to be a master butter.
Fig. 1: {Include the scatterplot here}
The scatterplot in Fig. 1 visually depicts the unmistakable correlation between butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue. The data points form a positively sloped line, accentuating the strong association between the two variables. This graphical representation further bolsters the empirical evidence of a buttery smooth connection driving Google's ad revenue.
Our analysis prompts us to ponder the implications of this unexpected correlation. Could it be that the aroma of sizzling butter on a freshly baked croissant triggers an unconscious urge to engage with online advertisements? Or perhaps the indulgent allure of butter-centric content enhances consumer receptivity to digital marketing, propelling Google's ad revenue to delectable new heights?
Dad Joke Break: What did the movie theater attendant say to the butter? Go ahead, take a seat, the movie's about to start.
In conclusion, our findings shed light on a hitherto unexplored relationship between butter consumption and Google's advertising revenue. This study beckons researchers to embrace the unexpected and to savor the flavors of unconventional correlations, reminding us that in the world of empirical inquiry, there's always room for a dash of creativity and a dollop of curiosity.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has churned out compelling evidence of a buttery smooth relationship between butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue. The correlation coefficient of 0.9421683, supported by an r-squared value of 0.8876811, underscores the surprisingly strong positive link between these seemingly disparate variables. Presenting our findings in a manner as light and airy as a flaky croissant, we have demonstrated that the impact of butter extends beyond the culinary realm, leaving a detectable imprint on the digital landscape.

Dad Joke Break: Why was the butter spending time on the computer? It wanted to improve its spread sheet skills.

The visual representation in Fig. 1 serves as a poignant reminder that statistical relationships can sometimes emerge from the unlikeliest of pairings, much like a love story between a stick of butter and a search engine algorithm. Our findings tantalizingly propose that the aroma of butter-laden delicacies might unwittingly inspire individuals to click, explore, and ultimately, contribute to Google's advertising revenue. It seems that butter truly is an unsung hero in the digital age, silently but swiftly influencing our online habits.

Dad Joke Break: What's a butter's favorite game? Spread-er Solitaire.

As we wrap up this culinary odyssey through the digital realm, we call upon researchers to acknowledge the existence of unforeseen connections and to embrace the idiosyncratic flavor of empirical investigation. We advocate for a sprinkle of whimsy, a dash of skepticism, and a dollop of curiosity in exploring the uncharted territories of economic influences. In doing so, we also emphasize the importance of enjoying the often-unexpected humor and delight that arise from investigating unconventional correlations.

It is our firmest belief that no further research is needed in this area, and that we've spread enough butter-based puns and whimsy to last a lifetime.

Stay creamy, my fellow researchers.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Spreading the Wealth: The Butter-Google Ad Revenue Connection. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Culinary Economics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Spreading the Wealth: The Butter-Google Ad Revenue Connection. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Dairy Economics and Technology


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Spreading the Wealth: The Butter-Google Ad Revenue Connection with an abstract of In this study, we examine the unlikely yet delectably creamy relationship between butter consumption and Google's annual advertising revenue. Our research team, accompanied by a wealth of puns and a dab of skepticism, delved into USDA and Statista data to churn out empirical evidence regarding this unorthodox coupling.
Dad Joke Break: Why did the butter break up with the flour? It just couldn't seem to spread the love.
Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9421683, highlighting a buttery smooth relationship. Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 suggests that the association is not a mere fluke, but rather a substantive linkage worthy of further investigation.
Dad Joke Break: Did you hear about the mathematical butter? It always knows the measurement because it has a perfect spread.
As the aroma of freshly baked puns wafts through the air, we posit that there may be more to the butter-Google ad revenue connection than meets the eye. Could it be that buttery treats trigger an insatiable appetite for online browsing, ultimately driving up Google's ad revenue? Or perhaps the answer lies in the emergence of indulgent butter-based advertisements on the digital platform? The possibilities are as endless as a jar of Nutella in a college dorm room.
Our findings not only illuminate a tangy, yet savory aspect of economic behavior but also underscore the value of exploring unconventional correlations. In conclusion, this study encourages researchers to embrace the unexpected, to spread their investigative efforts across uncharted territories, and to indulge in a dollop of whimsy as they churn out novel economic insights.

ChatGPT:

butter consumption, Google ad revenue, relationship, correlation coefficient, empirical evidence, USDA data, Statista data, unconventional correlation, economic behavior, indulgent advertisements, online browsing, puns, skepticism, investigation, surprising findings, value of exploring, whimsy in research

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Data details

Butter consumption
Detailed data title: Per capita consumption of Butter in the US
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with Butter consumption

Google's annual advertising revenue
Source: Statista
See what else correlates with Google's annual advertising revenue

Correlation r = 0.9421683 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8876811 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 88.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google's annual advertising revenue) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Butter consumption) over the 21 years from 2001 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.8E-10. 0.0000000001817366642022652500
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.94 in 1.8E-8% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 5,502,467,014 random variables You don't actually need 5 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 20 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 20 because we have two variables measured over a period of 21 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.86, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Butter consumption (Pounds per person)4.34.44.54.54.54.74.7554.95.45.55.55.55.65.75.766.26.36.5
Google's annual advertising revenue (Dollars)700000000004100000000001420000000000314000000000060700000000001049000000000016410000000000211300000000002289000000000028240000000000365300000000004369000000000051070000000000596200000000006739000000000079380000000000955800000000001.1646E+141.3481E+141.4692E+142.0949E+14




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([4.3,4.4,4.5,4.5,4.5,4.7,4.7,5,5,4.9,5.4,5.5,5.5,5.5,5.6,5.7,5.7,6,6.2,6.3,6.5,])
array_2 = np.array([70000000000,410000000000,1420000000000,3140000000000,6070000000000,10490000000000,16410000000000,21130000000000,22890000000000,28240000000000,36530000000000,43690000000000,51070000000000,59620000000000,67390000000000,79380000000000,95580000000000,1.1646E+14,1.3481E+14,1.4692E+14,2.0949E+14,])
array_1_name = "Butter consumption"
array_2_name = "Google's annual advertising revenue"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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