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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and the second variable is Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber'.  The chart goes from 2004 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image

AI explanation

Due to the high levels of pollution, the air in Hattiesburg has become charged with ions, creating the perfect conditions for conducting electricity. As a result, local Star Wars fans realized they had the potential to create a real buzz by constructing their own lightsabers. It seems the force of innovation is particularly strong in a mist of smog!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Create a minimalist depiction of a group of Star Wars fans in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, huddled together amidst a hazy, electrically charged atmosphere caused by air pollution. They are eagerly searching "how to build a lightsaber" on their smartphones, their excitement palpable in the charged environment. The scene should capture the anticipation and energy of the fans within a simple, yet impactful visual. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cute 2D animation Minimalism a Polaroid photo 3D Pixar Style An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie
ChatGPT: Minimalism

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber', in the following situation: Due to the high levels of pollution, the air in Hattiesburg has become charged with ions, creating the perfect conditions for conducting electricity. As a result, local Star Wars fans realized they had the potential to create a real buzz by constructing their own lightsabers. It seems the force of innovation is particularly strong in a mist of smog!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Hattiesburg, Mississippi, the hazy air is filled with charged ions from air pollution. Amidst the smog, Star Wars fans are huddled together, eagerly searching "how to build a lightsaber" on Google, their excitement sparking like the potential for a real lightsaber in the electrically charged atmosphere.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Minimalism ] and depicting this scene: In Hattiesburg, Mississippi, the hazy air is filled with charged ions from air pollution. Amidst the smog, Star Wars fans are huddled together, eagerly searching "how to build a lightsaber" on Google, their excitement sparking like the potential for a real lightsaber in the electrically charged atmosphere. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Create a minimalist depiction of a group of Star Wars fans in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, huddled together amidst a hazy, electrically charged atmosphere caused by air pollution. They are eagerly searching "how to build a lightsaber" on their smartphones, their excitement palpable in the charged environment. The scene should capture the anticipation and energy of the fans within a simple, yet impactful visual.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in Air pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi positively influenced how to build a lightsaber (Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber'). Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Force is Strong with This One: Exploring the Correlation between Air Pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google Searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber'

The Journal of Galactic Environmental Studies

Jan 2024
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9568506 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Force is Strong with This One: Exploring the Correlation between Air Pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google Searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing relationship between air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and the frequency of Google searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber'. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis of the 2004 to 2022 period. Surprisingly, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9568506 and p < 0.01 was observed, indicating a robust association between air pollution and lightsaber construction curiosity.

Our findings suggest that as air pollution levels in Hattiesburg rise, there is a corresponding surge in the number of individuals turning to the virtual realm for guidance on creating their own lightsabers. This peculiar relationship between environmental factors and galactic interests raises questions about the influence of pollution on pop culture trends. As Yoda might say, "Pollution, strong it is in this correlation, hmmm?"

In conclusion, this research sheds light on the unanticipated connection between environmental quality and the quest for constructing mythical energy weapons. The implications of this association extend beyond the realms of both environmental science and popular culture, inspiring further investigations into the intersection of pollution and whimsical technology. May the correlation be with you!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Force is Strong with This One: Exploring the Correlation between Air Pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google Searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing relationship between air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and the frequency of Google searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber'. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis of the 2004 to 2022 period. Surprisingly, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9568506 and p < 0.01 was observed, indicating a robust association between air pollution and lightsaber construction curiosity.

Our findings suggest that as air pollution levels in Hattiesburg rise, there is a corresponding surge in the number of individuals turning to the virtual realm for guidance on creating their own lightsabers. This peculiar relationship between environmental factors and galactic interests raises questions about the influence of pollution on pop culture trends. As Yoda might say, "Pollution, strong it is in this correlation, hmmm?"

In conclusion, this research sheds light on the unanticipated connection between environmental quality and the quest for constructing mythical energy weapons. The implications of this association extend beyond the realms of both environmental science and popular culture, inspiring further investigations into the intersection of pollution and whimsical technology. May the correlation be with you!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The intersection of science fiction and environmental science is not a galaxy far, far away, but rather, right here in the results of our research. As we explore the correlation between air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, and the frequency of Google searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber', we embark on a quest that would make even the most skilled Jedi Master intrigued.

But before we delve into this peculiar relationship, let's address the question on everyone's mind: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the dark side, of course. And speaking of crossing into unexpected territories, our investigation into the correlation between air pollution and lightsaber construction curiosity certainly takes us down an unconventional, yet enlightening, path.

As we embark on this research journey, it is important to acknowledge the inherent whimsy in our subject matter. We are not simply probing the depths of air pollution measurements or conducting a typical analysis of internet search patterns; rather, we are navigating a world where the Force and scientific inquiry intersect. This unexpected crossover prompts us to consider how seemingly unrelated factors can converge in ways that defy our conventional understanding.

Now, why did Luke Skywalker refuse to fight during rush hour? He didn't want to use the force.

In light of the abstract's findings, we are compelled to consider the larger implications of our research. The striking correlation coefficient observed suggests that there is more to this connection than mere coincidence. It beckons us to contemplate the ways in which environmental conditions may influence the collective consciousness, leading individuals to seek solace in the realm of fiction and fantasy. It appears that the popular culture phenomenon of lightsaber construction holds a mirror to the environmental landscape, reflecting the impact of pollution on human behavior. It seems that even in a galaxy far, far away, environmental factors can reach across space and time to influence our earthly pursuits.

As we navigate through the context of this study, we must remain mindful of the potential for unexpected discoveries and insights. Just as the Force permeates the universe, our research endeavors to unveil the invisible connections between tangible environmental factors and the intangible allure of lightsabers. This correlation challenges us to broaden our perspectives and embrace the interplay of seemingly disparate elements, reminding us that truth can be found in the unlikeliest of places.

Why don't Jedi use email? Because attachments are forbidden. And yet, in this research, we are bringing together two seemingly separate entities – air pollution and lightsaber construction – to uncover a correlation that may just be the beginning of a larger, untold story. Join us as we embark on this scholarly adventure, where the Force is strong, and the correlations are unexpectedly illuminating.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading CVS receipts.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Force is Strong with This One: Exploring the Correlation between Air Pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google Searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing relationship between air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and the frequency of Google searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber'. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis of the 2004 to 2022 period. Surprisingly, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9568506 and p < 0.01 was observed, indicating a robust association between air pollution and lightsaber construction curiosity.

Our findings suggest that as air pollution levels in Hattiesburg rise, there is a corresponding surge in the number of individuals turning to the virtual realm for guidance on creating their own lightsabers. This peculiar relationship between environmental factors and galactic interests raises questions about the influence of pollution on pop culture trends. As Yoda might say, "Pollution, strong it is in this correlation, hmmm?"

In conclusion, this research sheds light on the unanticipated connection between environmental quality and the quest for constructing mythical energy weapons. The implications of this association extend beyond the realms of both environmental science and popular culture, inspiring further investigations into the intersection of pollution and whimsical technology. May the correlation be with you!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of science fiction and environmental science is not a galaxy far, far away, but rather, right here in the results of our research. As we explore the correlation between air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, and the frequency of Google searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber', we embark on a quest that would make even the most skilled Jedi Master intrigued.
But before we delve into this peculiar relationship, let's address the question on everyone's mind: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the dark side, of course. And speaking of crossing into unexpected territories, our investigation into the correlation between air pollution and lightsaber construction curiosity certainly takes us down an unconventional, yet enlightening, path.
As we embark on this research journey, it is important to acknowledge the inherent whimsy in our subject matter. We are not simply probing the depths of air pollution measurements or conducting a typical analysis of internet search patterns; rather, we are navigating a world where the Force and scientific inquiry intersect. This unexpected crossover prompts us to consider how seemingly unrelated factors can converge in ways that defy our conventional understanding.
Now, why did Luke Skywalker refuse to fight during rush hour? He didn't want to use the force.
In light of the abstract's findings, we are compelled to consider the larger implications of our research. The striking correlation coefficient observed suggests that there is more to this connection than mere coincidence. It beckons us to contemplate the ways in which environmental conditions may influence the collective consciousness, leading individuals to seek solace in the realm of fiction and fantasy. It appears that the popular culture phenomenon of lightsaber construction holds a mirror to the environmental landscape, reflecting the impact of pollution on human behavior. It seems that even in a galaxy far, far away, environmental factors can reach across space and time to influence our earthly pursuits.
As we navigate through the context of this study, we must remain mindful of the potential for unexpected discoveries and insights. Just as the Force permeates the universe, our research endeavors to unveil the invisible connections between tangible environmental factors and the intangible allure of lightsabers. This correlation challenges us to broaden our perspectives and embrace the interplay of seemingly disparate elements, reminding us that truth can be found in the unlikeliest of places.
Why don't Jedi use email? Because attachments are forbidden. And yet, in this research, we are bringing together two seemingly separate entities – air pollution and lightsaber construction – to uncover a correlation that may just be the beginning of a larger, untold story. Join us as we embark on this scholarly adventure, where the Force is strong, and the correlations are unexpectedly illuminating.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Smith et al.," the authors find a significant association between air pollution levels and various aspects of human health, including respiratory diseases and cardiovascular complications. This underscores the pervasive impact of environmental quality on human well-being.

In "Doe and Johnson," the researchers investigate the relationship between online search behavior and environmental factors, emphasizing the potential for digital data to unveil societal responses to ecological challenges.

Turning to non-fiction literature, "The Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Pollan and "Silent Spring" by Rachel Carson offer insightful perspectives on the intricate dynamics between human activity and the natural world. These works provide a foundation for understanding the interconnectedness of environmental phenomena and societal attitudes.

On the fictional front, "Dune" by Frank Herbert and "The Left Hand of Darkness" by Ursula K. Le Guin delve into speculative realms where planetary conditions shape cultural practices and individual pursuits. While these works are set in otherworldly contexts, they offer narratives that prompt contemplation of the complex interplay between the environment and human behavior.

Expanding the scope of our inquiry, the literature review encompasses unlikely sources of information, including, but not limited to, reading CVS receipts and deciphering the hidden messages within fortune cookies. While non-traditional in nature, these unconventional sources may hold cryptic clues that contribute to our understanding of the enigmatic correlation between air pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber'.

Furthermore, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams presents a satirical exploration of the universe, offering humorous insights into the inexplicable connections that permeate existence. As we navigate the quirks of this interdisciplinary investigation, the guidance of unexpected sources becomes increasingly valuable.

In "Jones et al.," the authors propose an integrative model that considers the intersection of environmental factors, technological advancements, and cultural phenomena. This framework broadens the lens through which we examine the relationship between air pollution in Hattiesburg and the online quest for lightsaber craftsmanship.

As we venture deeper into the realm of literature and scholarly discourse, it becomes evident that the correlation under investigation transcends traditional boundaries and infiltrates the realm of the absurd, akin to the antics of the elusive and enigmatic "Flying Spaghetti Monster". While its relevance may appear infinitesimal, the incorporation of a touch of absurdity enriches our academic pursuit with a sense of whimsy and unpredictability.

In conclusion, the multifaceted literature review positions our research at the juncture of empirical evidence, speculative fiction, and unorthodox sources of knowledge, allowing for a comprehensive examination of the correlation between air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and the seemingly disparate interest in constructing lightsabers.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends . You used data from 2004 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Force is Strong with This One: Exploring the Correlation between Air Pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google Searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing relationship between air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and the frequency of Google searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber'. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis of the 2004 to 2022 period. Surprisingly, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9568506 and p < 0.01 was observed, indicating a robust association between air pollution and lightsaber construction curiosity.

Our findings suggest that as air pollution levels in Hattiesburg rise, there is a corresponding surge in the number of individuals turning to the virtual realm for guidance on creating their own lightsabers. This peculiar relationship between environmental factors and galactic interests raises questions about the influence of pollution on pop culture trends. As Yoda might say, "Pollution, strong it is in this correlation, hmmm?"

In conclusion, this research sheds light on the unanticipated connection between environmental quality and the quest for constructing mythical energy weapons. The implications of this association extend beyond the realms of both environmental science and popular culture, inspiring further investigations into the intersection of pollution and whimsical technology. May the correlation be with you!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of science fiction and environmental science is not a galaxy far, far away, but rather, right here in the results of our research. As we explore the correlation between air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, and the frequency of Google searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber', we embark on a quest that would make even the most skilled Jedi Master intrigued.
But before we delve into this peculiar relationship, let's address the question on everyone's mind: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the dark side, of course. And speaking of crossing into unexpected territories, our investigation into the correlation between air pollution and lightsaber construction curiosity certainly takes us down an unconventional, yet enlightening, path.
As we embark on this research journey, it is important to acknowledge the inherent whimsy in our subject matter. We are not simply probing the depths of air pollution measurements or conducting a typical analysis of internet search patterns; rather, we are navigating a world where the Force and scientific inquiry intersect. This unexpected crossover prompts us to consider how seemingly unrelated factors can converge in ways that defy our conventional understanding.
Now, why did Luke Skywalker refuse to fight during rush hour? He didn't want to use the force.
In light of the abstract's findings, we are compelled to consider the larger implications of our research. The striking correlation coefficient observed suggests that there is more to this connection than mere coincidence. It beckons us to contemplate the ways in which environmental conditions may influence the collective consciousness, leading individuals to seek solace in the realm of fiction and fantasy. It appears that the popular culture phenomenon of lightsaber construction holds a mirror to the environmental landscape, reflecting the impact of pollution on human behavior. It seems that even in a galaxy far, far away, environmental factors can reach across space and time to influence our earthly pursuits.
As we navigate through the context of this study, we must remain mindful of the potential for unexpected discoveries and insights. Just as the Force permeates the universe, our research endeavors to unveil the invisible connections between tangible environmental factors and the intangible allure of lightsabers. This correlation challenges us to broaden our perspectives and embrace the interplay of seemingly disparate elements, reminding us that truth can be found in the unlikeliest of places.
Why don't Jedi use email? Because attachments are forbidden. And yet, in this research, we are bringing together two seemingly separate entities – air pollution and lightsaber construction – to uncover a correlation that may just be the beginning of a larger, untold story. Join us as we embark on this scholarly adventure, where the Force is strong, and the correlations are unexpectedly illuminating.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the enigmatic connection between air pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and the Google searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber', a series of methodological measures were undertaken. The air pollution data was collected from the Environmental Protection Agency's Air Quality System database, capturing a comprehensive timeline from 2004 to 2022. Concurrently, the frequency of Google searches for the aforementioned query was obtained through Google Trends, providing insights into the online curiosity surrounding lightsaber construction. This peculiar juxtaposition of environmental metrics and pop culture inquiries spurred the need for a methodological approach as unique as the correlation under investigation.

In capturing the air pollution data, a specialized protocol was employed to ensure the inclusion of all relevant pollutants and their respective concentrations. This involved aggregating information on particulate matter (PM 2.5 and PM 10), ozone (O3), nitrogen dioxide (NO2), carbon monoxide (CO), sulfur dioxide (SO2), and lead (Pb) levels. Additionally, meteorological data, including temperature, wind speed, and humidity, was gathered to contextualize the pollutant concentrations within the broader atmospheric conditions. The extensive dataset allowed for a comprehensive analysis of the air quality dynamics in Hattiesburg, enabling a robust exploration of the potential linkages with lightsaber-themed cyber quests.

Not unlike a Jedi assembling their lightsaber, the process of collecting Google search data involved precision and finesse. Leveraging the Google Trends platform, search interest in 'How to Build a Lightsaber' was quantified using a normalized scale, offering a glimpse into the temporal fluctuations of lightsaber construction inquiries. The search interest was calibrated geographically to include data specific to Hattiesburg, ensuring the regional relevance of the online engagement with lightsaber fabrication. This meticulous curation of cyber-exploration trends laid the groundwork for an intriguing juxtaposition with the atmospheric quality metrics, forming the crux of our correlation analysis.

Now, why don't lightsabers ever go extinct? Because they always have a new 'force' of users. As we maneuvered through the labyrinth of data retrieval and organization, the whimsical nature of this investigation became increasingly apparent. Despite the unconventional fusion of pollution data and virtual searches for mythical weapon construction, the methodological rigor upheld the scholarly integrity necessary for probing this uncharted territory.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends .

For the time period 2004 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9568506, r-squared of 0.9155631, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Force is Strong with This One: Exploring the Correlation between Air Pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google Searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing relationship between air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and the frequency of Google searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber'. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis of the 2004 to 2022 period. Surprisingly, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9568506 and p < 0.01 was observed, indicating a robust association between air pollution and lightsaber construction curiosity.

Our findings suggest that as air pollution levels in Hattiesburg rise, there is a corresponding surge in the number of individuals turning to the virtual realm for guidance on creating their own lightsabers. This peculiar relationship between environmental factors and galactic interests raises questions about the influence of pollution on pop culture trends. As Yoda might say, "Pollution, strong it is in this correlation, hmmm?"

In conclusion, this research sheds light on the unanticipated connection between environmental quality and the quest for constructing mythical energy weapons. The implications of this association extend beyond the realms of both environmental science and popular culture, inspiring further investigations into the intersection of pollution and whimsical technology. May the correlation be with you!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The intersection of science fiction and environmental science is not a galaxy far, far away, but rather, right here in the results of our research. As we explore the correlation between air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, and the frequency of Google searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber', we embark on a quest that would make even the most skilled Jedi Master intrigued.
But before we delve into this peculiar relationship, let's address the question on everyone's mind: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the dark side, of course. And speaking of crossing into unexpected territories, our investigation into the correlation between air pollution and lightsaber construction curiosity certainly takes us down an unconventional, yet enlightening, path.
As we embark on this research journey, it is important to acknowledge the inherent whimsy in our subject matter. We are not simply probing the depths of air pollution measurements or conducting a typical analysis of internet search patterns; rather, we are navigating a world where the Force and scientific inquiry intersect. This unexpected crossover prompts us to consider how seemingly unrelated factors can converge in ways that defy our conventional understanding.
Now, why did Luke Skywalker refuse to fight during rush hour? He didn't want to use the force.
In light of the abstract's findings, we are compelled to consider the larger implications of our research. The striking correlation coefficient observed suggests that there is more to this connection than mere coincidence. It beckons us to contemplate the ways in which environmental conditions may influence the collective consciousness, leading individuals to seek solace in the realm of fiction and fantasy. It appears that the popular culture phenomenon of lightsaber construction holds a mirror to the environmental landscape, reflecting the impact of pollution on human behavior. It seems that even in a galaxy far, far away, environmental factors can reach across space and time to influence our earthly pursuits.
As we navigate through the context of this study, we must remain mindful of the potential for unexpected discoveries and insights. Just as the Force permeates the universe, our research endeavors to unveil the invisible connections between tangible environmental factors and the intangible allure of lightsabers. This correlation challenges us to broaden our perspectives and embrace the interplay of seemingly disparate elements, reminding us that truth can be found in the unlikeliest of places.
Why don't Jedi use email? Because attachments are forbidden. And yet, in this research, we are bringing together two seemingly separate entities – air pollution and lightsaber construction – to uncover a correlation that may just be the beginning of a larger, untold story. Join us as we embark on this scholarly adventure, where the Force is strong, and the correlations are unexpectedly illuminating.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of data collected from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends revealed a remarkably high correlation between air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, and Google searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber'. The correlation coefficient of 0.9568506 indicated a strong positive relationship between the two variables. This finding suggests that as air pollution levels increased, there was a corresponding surge in the frequency of Google searches related to constructing lightsabers. As the famed droid once said, "R2-D2, we are definitely seeing a connection here!"

Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.9155631 indicated that approximately 91.56% of the variability in the frequency of 'how to build a lightsaber' searches could be explained by changes in air pollution levels. This substantial proportion of explained variance underscores the robustness of the relationship between the two variables.

The significance level (p < 0.01) further supported the strength of the observed association, indicating that the correlation between air pollution and lightsaber construction curiosity was unlikely to have occurred by chance. It seems that the Force was truly at play in this unexpected correlation.

As a result of these findings, it becomes evident that air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, have a pronounced influence on the virtual quest for lightsaber construction knowledge. This association raises thought-provoking questions about the ways in which environmental conditions can impact the collective interests and pursuits of individuals. Indeed, it seems that the allure of lightsabers is not insulated from the environmental landscape; rather, it is intricately intertwined with it. Like a good lightsaber, this correlation may just be cutting through the darkness to reveal unexpected truths.

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually presents the strong correlation identified in the analysis. The plot beautifully depicts the positive linear relationship between air pollution levels and the frequency of Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber', further emphasizing the significance of this unanticipated connection. It seems that when it comes to understanding the influence of air pollution on popular culture interests, the plot thickens – quite literally.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Force is Strong with This One: Exploring the Correlation between Air Pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google Searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing relationship between air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and the frequency of Google searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber'. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis of the 2004 to 2022 period. Surprisingly, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9568506 and p < 0.01 was observed, indicating a robust association between air pollution and lightsaber construction curiosity.

Our findings suggest that as air pollution levels in Hattiesburg rise, there is a corresponding surge in the number of individuals turning to the virtual realm for guidance on creating their own lightsabers. This peculiar relationship between environmental factors and galactic interests raises questions about the influence of pollution on pop culture trends. As Yoda might say, "Pollution, strong it is in this correlation, hmmm?"

In conclusion, this research sheds light on the unanticipated connection between environmental quality and the quest for constructing mythical energy weapons. The implications of this association extend beyond the realms of both environmental science and popular culture, inspiring further investigations into the intersection of pollution and whimsical technology. May the correlation be with you!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith et al.," the authors find a significant association between air pollution levels and various aspects of human health, including respiratory diseases and cardiovascular complications. This underscores the pervasive impact of environmental quality on human well-being.
In "Doe and Johnson," the researchers investigate the relationship between online search behavior and environmental factors, emphasizing the potential for digital data to unveil societal responses to ecological challenges.
Turning to non-fiction literature, "The Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Pollan and "Silent Spring" by Rachel Carson offer insightful perspectives on the intricate dynamics between human activity and the natural world. These works provide a foundation for understanding the interconnectedness of environmental phenomena and societal attitudes.
On the fictional front, "Dune" by Frank Herbert and "The Left Hand of Darkness" by Ursula K. Le Guin delve into speculative realms where planetary conditions shape cultural practices and individual pursuits. While these works are set in otherworldly contexts, they offer narratives that prompt contemplation of the complex interplay between the environment and human behavior.
Expanding the scope of our inquiry, the literature review encompasses unlikely sources of information, including, but not limited to, reading CVS receipts and deciphering the hidden messages within fortune cookies. While non-traditional in nature, these unconventional sources may hold cryptic clues that contribute to our understanding of the enigmatic correlation between air pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber'.
Furthermore, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams presents a satirical exploration of the universe, offering humorous insights into the inexplicable connections that permeate existence. As we navigate the quirks of this interdisciplinary investigation, the guidance of unexpected sources becomes increasingly valuable.
In "Jones et al.," the authors propose an integrative model that considers the intersection of environmental factors, technological advancements, and cultural phenomena. This framework broadens the lens through which we examine the relationship between air pollution in Hattiesburg and the online quest for lightsaber craftsmanship.
As we venture deeper into the realm of literature and scholarly discourse, it becomes evident that the correlation under investigation transcends traditional boundaries and infiltrates the realm of the absurd, akin to the antics of the elusive and enigmatic "Flying Spaghetti Monster". While its relevance may appear infinitesimal, the incorporation of a touch of absurdity enriches our academic pursuit with a sense of whimsy and unpredictability.
In conclusion, the multifaceted literature review positions our research at the juncture of empirical evidence, speculative fiction, and unorthodox sources of knowledge, allowing for a comprehensive examination of the correlation between air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and the seemingly disparate interest in constructing lightsabers.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of data collected from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends revealed a remarkably high correlation between air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, and Google searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber'. The correlation coefficient of 0.9568506 indicated a strong positive relationship between the two variables. This finding suggests that as air pollution levels increased, there was a corresponding surge in the frequency of Google searches related to constructing lightsabers. As the famed droid once said, "R2-D2, we are definitely seeing a connection here!"
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.9155631 indicated that approximately 91.56% of the variability in the frequency of 'how to build a lightsaber' searches could be explained by changes in air pollution levels. This substantial proportion of explained variance underscores the robustness of the relationship between the two variables.
The significance level (p < 0.01) further supported the strength of the observed association, indicating that the correlation between air pollution and lightsaber construction curiosity was unlikely to have occurred by chance. It seems that the Force was truly at play in this unexpected correlation.
As a result of these findings, it becomes evident that air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, have a pronounced influence on the virtual quest for lightsaber construction knowledge. This association raises thought-provoking questions about the ways in which environmental conditions can impact the collective interests and pursuits of individuals. Indeed, it seems that the allure of lightsabers is not insulated from the environmental landscape; rather, it is intricately intertwined with it. Like a good lightsaber, this correlation may just be cutting through the darkness to reveal unexpected truths.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually presents the strong correlation identified in the analysis. The plot beautifully depicts the positive linear relationship between air pollution levels and the frequency of Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber', further emphasizing the significance of this unanticipated connection. It seems that when it comes to understanding the influence of air pollution on popular culture interests, the plot thickens – quite literally.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study reaffirm the earlier work of Smith et al., underscoring the profound impact of environmental factors on human behavior and interests. The significant correlation between air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and the frequency of Google searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber' aligns with the broader literature on the influence of environmental quality on societal phenomena. As Yoda might say, "Serious this correlation is, hmmm?"

The research by Smith et al. emphasized the repercussions of air pollution on respiratory and cardiovascular health, highlighting the tangible effects of environmental degradation on human well-being. Similarly, our findings point to a less tangible but equally compelling outcome: the surge in lightsaber construction curiosity as an unexpected response to elevated pollution levels. It appears that amidst the haze of air pollution, individuals in Hattiesburg turn to the digital realm with an unusual yet imaginative quest. One might even say that they are not only inhaling air pollutants but also breathing in a new hope for mastering the art of lightsaber creation.

In a similar vein, the literature review also referenced "Dune" by Frank Herbert and "The Left Hand of Darkness" by Ursula K. Le Guin, highlighting the ways in which planetary conditions can shape cultural practices and individual pursuits. Though these works are rooted in speculative fiction, our study's findings lend empirical support to the notion that environmental factors can influence the collective fascination with mythical energy weapons. It appears that the interplay between pollution and lightsaber aspirations is not confined to galaxies far, far away; rather, it resonates right here on terrestrial soil, offering a peculiar parallel to the imaginative constructs of speculative fiction.

Notably, the robust correlation coefficient and r-squared value underscore the strength of the relationship between air pollution and lightsaber construction curiosity. This statistical evidence aligns with the framework proposed by Jones et al., which emphasizes the intersection of environmental factors, technological advancements, and cultural phenomena. Our study's results provide empirical validation of this integrated model, revealing the intricate interconnections between environmental conditions and the virtual pursuit of lightsaber craftsmanship. It seems that the search for 'how to build a lightsaber' may be more than just a digital query; it is a reflection of the subtle ways in which environmental influences permeate online behavior.

In a similar vein, the literature review playfully incorporated unconventional sources of information, such as deciphering the hidden messages within fortune cookies, as potential contributors to understanding the enigmatic correlation under investigation. However, our study's findings have demonstrated the legitimacy of probing unexpected connections. It appears that amidst the lightheartedness and whimsy, there may indeed be profound insights waiting to be unearthed. Just like a well-crafted lightsaber, the allure of uncovering the unexpected beckons us to explore the unexplored terrain of unconventional knowledge sources.

In conclusion, our research has brought to light the unexpected yet robust connection between air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and the virtual quest for lightsaber construction knowledge. This correlation challenges conventional dichotomies between environmental science and popular culture, inviting scholars to seek new frontiers in interdisciplinary exploration. As we navigate this uncharted territory, we are reminded of the sage words of Obi-Wan Kenobi, "In my experience, there's no such thing as luck." Indeed, our journey has been guided not by chance, but by the compelling force of empirical evidence and the allure of the unexpected.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Force is Strong with This One: Exploring the Correlation between Air Pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google Searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing relationship between air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and the frequency of Google searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber'. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis of the 2004 to 2022 period. Surprisingly, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9568506 and p < 0.01 was observed, indicating a robust association between air pollution and lightsaber construction curiosity.

Our findings suggest that as air pollution levels in Hattiesburg rise, there is a corresponding surge in the number of individuals turning to the virtual realm for guidance on creating their own lightsabers. This peculiar relationship between environmental factors and galactic interests raises questions about the influence of pollution on pop culture trends. As Yoda might say, "Pollution, strong it is in this correlation, hmmm?"

In conclusion, this research sheds light on the unanticipated connection between environmental quality and the quest for constructing mythical energy weapons. The implications of this association extend beyond the realms of both environmental science and popular culture, inspiring further investigations into the intersection of pollution and whimsical technology. May the correlation be with you!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The intersection of science fiction and environmental science is not a galaxy far, far away, but rather, right here in the results of our research. As we explore the correlation between air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, and the frequency of Google searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber', we embark on a quest that would make even the most skilled Jedi Master intrigued.
But before we delve into this peculiar relationship, let's address the question on everyone's mind: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the dark side, of course. And speaking of crossing into unexpected territories, our investigation into the correlation between air pollution and lightsaber construction curiosity certainly takes us down an unconventional, yet enlightening, path.
As we embark on this research journey, it is important to acknowledge the inherent whimsy in our subject matter. We are not simply probing the depths of air pollution measurements or conducting a typical analysis of internet search patterns; rather, we are navigating a world where the Force and scientific inquiry intersect. This unexpected crossover prompts us to consider how seemingly unrelated factors can converge in ways that defy our conventional understanding.
Now, why did Luke Skywalker refuse to fight during rush hour? He didn't want to use the force.
In light of the abstract's findings, we are compelled to consider the larger implications of our research. The striking correlation coefficient observed suggests that there is more to this connection than mere coincidence. It beckons us to contemplate the ways in which environmental conditions may influence the collective consciousness, leading individuals to seek solace in the realm of fiction and fantasy. It appears that the popular culture phenomenon of lightsaber construction holds a mirror to the environmental landscape, reflecting the impact of pollution on human behavior. It seems that even in a galaxy far, far away, environmental factors can reach across space and time to influence our earthly pursuits.
As we navigate through the context of this study, we must remain mindful of the potential for unexpected discoveries and insights. Just as the Force permeates the universe, our research endeavors to unveil the invisible connections between tangible environmental factors and the intangible allure of lightsabers. This correlation challenges us to broaden our perspectives and embrace the interplay of seemingly disparate elements, reminding us that truth can be found in the unlikeliest of places.
Why don't Jedi use email? Because attachments are forbidden. And yet, in this research, we are bringing together two seemingly separate entities – air pollution and lightsaber construction – to uncover a correlation that may just be the beginning of a larger, untold story. Join us as we embark on this scholarly adventure, where the Force is strong, and the correlations are unexpectedly illuminating.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of data collected from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends revealed a remarkably high correlation between air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, and Google searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber'. The correlation coefficient of 0.9568506 indicated a strong positive relationship between the two variables. This finding suggests that as air pollution levels increased, there was a corresponding surge in the frequency of Google searches related to constructing lightsabers. As the famed droid once said, "R2-D2, we are definitely seeing a connection here!"
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.9155631 indicated that approximately 91.56% of the variability in the frequency of 'how to build a lightsaber' searches could be explained by changes in air pollution levels. This substantial proportion of explained variance underscores the robustness of the relationship between the two variables.
The significance level (p < 0.01) further supported the strength of the observed association, indicating that the correlation between air pollution and lightsaber construction curiosity was unlikely to have occurred by chance. It seems that the Force was truly at play in this unexpected correlation.
As a result of these findings, it becomes evident that air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, have a pronounced influence on the virtual quest for lightsaber construction knowledge. This association raises thought-provoking questions about the ways in which environmental conditions can impact the collective interests and pursuits of individuals. Indeed, it seems that the allure of lightsabers is not insulated from the environmental landscape; rather, it is intricately intertwined with it. Like a good lightsaber, this correlation may just be cutting through the darkness to reveal unexpected truths.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually presents the strong correlation identified in the analysis. The plot beautifully depicts the positive linear relationship between air pollution levels and the frequency of Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber', further emphasizing the significance of this unanticipated connection. It seems that when it comes to understanding the influence of air pollution on popular culture interests, the plot thickens – quite literally.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has unveiled a compelling correlation between air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, and the frequency of Google searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber'. The strength of the association, as indicated by the remarkably high correlation coefficient and the significance level, suggests that pollution's impact extends beyond environmental and health consequences to spark an expanding interest in fictional weaponry. It appears that even in a galaxy not so far away, air pollution influences the quest for constructing mythical energy weapons.

Our study indicates that approximately 91.56% of the variability in the frequency of 'how to build a lightsaber' searches can be explained by changes in air pollution levels. This substantial proportion of explained variance is as surprising as discovering a Sith Lord at a Jedi convention.

Furthermore, the visually compelling scatterplot (Fig. 1) illustrates the strong positive linear relationship between air pollution levels and lightsaber construction curiosity, adding a touch of humor to the otherwise serious discussion. It's like finding R2-D2 in an oil bath – unexpected but oddly fitting.

Overall, our findings prompt us to reflect on the broader implications of this correlation and its potential influence on the intersection of environmental factors and popular culture. As the saying goes, "May the course be with you," but in this case, it seems that 'correlation' is truly with us.

In the spirit of shedding light on this unanticipated connection, we suggest that no more research is needed in this area. The Force has spoken, and its message is clear – the correlation between air pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber' is a force to be reckoned with.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Force is Strong with This One: Exploring the Correlation between Air Pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google Searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber'. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Galactic Environmental Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Force is Strong with This One: Exploring the Correlation between Air Pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google Searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber'. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Center for Extraordinary Phenomena Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Force is Strong with This One: Exploring the Correlation between Air Pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and Google Searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber' with an abstract of This study delves into the intriguing relationship between air pollution levels in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and the frequency of Google searches for 'How to Build a Lightsaber'. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis of the 2004 to 2022 period. Surprisingly, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9568506 and p < 0.01 was observed, indicating a robust association between air pollution and lightsaber construction curiosity.
Our findings suggest that as air pollution levels in Hattiesburg rise, there is a corresponding surge in the number of individuals turning to the virtual realm for guidance on creating their own lightsabers. This peculiar relationship between environmental factors and galactic interests raises questions about the influence of pollution on pop culture trends. As Yoda might say, "Pollution, strong it is in this correlation, hmmm?"
In conclusion, this research sheds light on the unanticipated connection between environmental quality and the quest for constructing mythical energy weapons. The implications of this association extend beyond the realms of both environmental science and popular culture, inspiring further investigations into the intersection of pollution and whimsical technology. May the correlation be with you!

ChatGPT:

air pollution, Hattiesburg Mississippi, Google searches, lightsaber, correlation, environmental quality, pollution, Google Trends, EPA, mythical energy weapons

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Data details

Air pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi
Detailed data title: Percentage of days with air quality at 'unhealthy for sensitive groups' or worse in Hattiesburg, MS
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi

Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber'

Correlation r = 0.9568506 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9155631 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 91.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi) over the 19 years from 2004 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.5E-10. 0.0000000001489116962268130800
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.96 in 1.5E-8% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 6,715,389,223 random variables You don't actually need 6 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 18 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 18 because we have two variables measured over a period of 19 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.89, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Air pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi (Bad air quality days)0.008333330.036697200000000.0027700800000.002785520000.00273973
Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber' (Rel. search volume)5.9166722.91674.754.083334.333333.833334.252.51.833331.916671.8333332.416671.31.111112.363643.166672.333332.91667




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0.00833333,0.0366972,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0.00277008,0,0,0,0,0.00278552,0,0,0,0.00273973,])
array_2 = np.array([5.91667,22.9167,4.75,4.08333,4.33333,3.83333,4.25,2.5,1.83333,1.91667,1.83333,3,2.41667,1.3,1.11111,2.36364,3.16667,2.33333,2.91667,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Hattiesburg, Mississippi"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'how to build a lightsaber'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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