AI explanation
As more people became qualified to provide emergency medical care, the number of beauty pageant contestants experiencing sudden health crises decreased. This led to a decrease in the demand for younger, quick-thinking Miss Americas who could administer first aid with precision and poise. As a result, the pageant committee adjusted its criteria, placing greater emphasis on life experience and maturity. This shift ultimately favored older, more seasoned contestants, leading to the crowning of Miss Americas who were not just beautiful, but also had a wealth of knowledge on handling medical emergencies, securing their sashes with expertise and their crowns with CPR proficiency.Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a dynamic Discovery magazine cover featuring an extraordinary scene: In a lively auditorium, a graduation ceremony unfolds. On one side, jubilant students in sapphire-colored caps and gowns proudly accept their Associate degrees in Emergency Medical Tech. Across the stage, a poised and seasoned Miss America, adorned with a regal crown and sash, exudes confidence as she expertly demonstrates first aid skills with finesse and composure, showcasing her proficiency in managing medical emergencies. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Associates degrees awarded in Emergency medical tech and Miss America's age. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A Discovery magazine cover image a funny image you would see on reddit Parallax art Voxel art An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie
ChatGPT: A Discovery magazine cover image
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Associates degrees awarded in Emergency medical tech and Miss America's age, in the following situation: As more people became qualified to provide emergency medical care, the number of beauty pageant contestants experiencing sudden health crises decreased. This led to a decrease in the demand for younger, quick-thinking Miss Americas who could administer first aid with precision and poise. As a result, the pageant committee adjusted its criteria, placing greater emphasis on life experience and maturity. This shift ultimately favored older, more seasoned contestants, leading to the crowning of Miss Americas who were not just beautiful, but also had a wealth of knowledge on handling medical emergencies, securing their sashes with expertise and their crowns with CPR proficiency.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling auditorium, a graduation ceremony took place. On one side, excited students in blue caps and gowns received their Associate degrees in Emergency Medical Tech. On the other side, a confident and mature Miss America, adorned with a crown and sash, confidently demonstrated first aid skills with precision and poise, showcasing her expertise in handling medical emergencies.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A Discovery magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling auditorium, a graduation ceremony took place. On one side, excited students in blue caps and gowns received their Associate degrees in Emergency Medical Tech. On the other side, a confident and mature Miss America, adorned with a crown and sash, confidently demonstrated first aid skills with precision and poise, showcasing her expertise in handling medical emergencies. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a dynamic Discovery magazine cover featuring an extraordinary scene: In a lively auditorium, a graduation ceremony unfolds. On one side, jubilant students in sapphire-colored caps and gowns proudly accept their Associate degrees in Emergency Medical Tech. Across the stage, a poised and seasoned Miss America, adorned with a regal crown and sash, exudes confidence as she expertly demonstrates first aid skills with finesse and composure, showcasing her proficiency in managing medical emergencies.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Associates degrees awarded in Emergency medical tech caused Miss America's age to increase.\Make it sound serious until the end.
AI academic paper
Ambulance Chasers: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship Between Associates Degrees Awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the Age of Miss America The Journal of Quirky Statistical Analyses Jan 2024 |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Emergency medical tech and Miss America's age. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.
Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and Wikipedia to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9258887 and p < 0.01 for 2011 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Ambulance Chasers: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship Between Associates Degrees Awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the Age of Miss America"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present our findings on the unlikely yet intriguing connection between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the age of Miss America. Through rigorous statistical analysis using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Wikipedia, we have uncovered a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.9258887 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period between 2011 and 2021. While the link between Miss America and emergency medical tech credentials may seem as improbable as a doctor making house calls on a unicycling giraffe, our findings reveal a surprisingly strong relationship. It appears that the awarding of Associates degrees in Emergency Medical Technology has been closely tied to the age of Miss America, begging the question: is there an underlying societal pattern or just a coincidental anomaly? We hope that our research provides a lighthearted yet thought-provoking angle to the otherwise serious world of statistical analyses.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Emergency medical tech and Miss America's age. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Ambulance Chasers: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship Between Associates Degrees Awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the Age of Miss America"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present our findings on the unlikely yet intriguing connection between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the age of Miss America. Through rigorous statistical analysis using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Wikipedia, we have uncovered a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.9258887 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period between 2011 and 2021. While the link between Miss America and emergency medical tech credentials may seem as improbable as a doctor making house calls on a unicycling giraffe, our findings reveal a surprisingly strong relationship. It appears that the awarding of Associates degrees in Emergency Medical Technology has been closely tied to the age of Miss America, begging the question: is there an underlying societal pattern or just a coincidental anomaly? We hope that our research provides a lighthearted yet thought-provoking angle to the otherwise serious world of statistical analyses.
-------
Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As researchers, we are constantly on the lookout for intriguing and unexpected correlations that may seem as unlikely as a lab rat performing stand-up comedy. In this paper, we delve into the quirky realm of statistical analysis to unearth the perplexing relationship between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the age of Miss America. While some may consider this topic as peculiar as a statistical outlier wearing a clown nose, our investigation has revealed a connection that is as robust as a weightlifter on a protein shake regimen.
The world of academia is often perceived as serious and solemn, with researchers poring over data points like a chef analyzing a recipe. However, we firmly believe that injecting a bit of humor into our scientific pursuits can add a dash of levity to the field. It's not every day that one gets to analyze the association between lifesaving credentials and beauty pageant ages, after all!
With the aid of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the trove of information housed within Wikipedia, we set out on this comical yet curiosity-driven quest to examine whether there exists a tangible link between the academic pursuits of emergency medical technicians and the crowning of Miss America. One might ask, "What do Associates degrees in Emergency Medical Technology have to do with Miss America's age?" Our response would be as esoteric as a statistician's inside joke, and it is precisely this enigma that we aim to unravel.
By exploring the period of 2011 to 2021, we embarked on a journey as improbable as a penguin teaching salsa, seeking to unravel an unexpected pairing that captivated our scientific imaginations. The statistical analysis we conducted yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.9258887, standing as a beacon of evidence as luminous as a glow-in-the-dark lab coat, and a p-value of less than 0.01. The results left us as stunned as a physicist realizing their experiments were sponsored by a rubber band company!
In the grand scheme of human knowledge and inquiry, our study may appear as quirky as a rocket scientist moonlighting as a professional juggler. Yet, we believe that shedding light on such seemingly whimsical relationships can lend an air of amusement to the often austere domain of statistical analyses. So, buckle up and prepare for a journey through the unexpected landscape of academia as we unravel the enthralling correlation between emergency medical tech credentials and the age of Miss America!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Emergency medical tech and Miss America's age. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Ambulance Chasers: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship Between Associates Degrees Awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the Age of Miss America"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present our findings on the unlikely yet intriguing connection between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the age of Miss America. Through rigorous statistical analysis using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Wikipedia, we have uncovered a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.9258887 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period between 2011 and 2021. While the link between Miss America and emergency medical tech credentials may seem as improbable as a doctor making house calls on a unicycling giraffe, our findings reveal a surprisingly strong relationship. It appears that the awarding of Associates degrees in Emergency Medical Technology has been closely tied to the age of Miss America, begging the question: is there an underlying societal pattern or just a coincidental anomaly? We hope that our research provides a lighthearted yet thought-provoking angle to the otherwise serious world of statistical analyses.
-------
And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As researchers, we are constantly on the lookout for intriguing and unexpected correlations that may seem as unlikely as a lab rat performing stand-up comedy. In this paper, we delve into the quirky realm of statistical analysis to unearth the perplexing relationship between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the age of Miss America. While some may consider this topic as peculiar as a statistical outlier wearing a clown nose, our investigation has revealed a connection that is as robust as a weightlifter on a protein shake regimen.
The world of academia is often perceived as serious and solemn, with researchers poring over data points like a chef analyzing a recipe. However, we firmly believe that injecting a bit of humor into our scientific pursuits can add a dash of levity to the field. It's not every day that one gets to analyze the association between lifesaving credentials and beauty pageant ages, after all!
With the aid of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the trove of information housed within Wikipedia, we set out on this comical yet curiosity-driven quest to examine whether there exists a tangible link between the academic pursuits of emergency medical technicians and the crowning of Miss America. One might ask, "What do Associates degrees in Emergency Medical Technology have to do with Miss America's age?" Our response would be as esoteric as a statistician's inside joke, and it is precisely this enigma that we aim to unravel.
By exploring the period of 2011 to 2021, we embarked on a journey as improbable as a penguin teaching salsa, seeking to unravel an unexpected pairing that captivated our scientific imaginations. The statistical analysis we conducted yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.9258887, standing as a beacon of evidence as luminous as a glow-in-the-dark lab coat, and a p-value of less than 0.01. The results left us as stunned as a physicist realizing their experiments were sponsored by a rubber band company!
In the grand scheme of human knowledge and inquiry, our study may appear as quirky as a rocket scientist moonlighting as a professional juggler. Yet, we believe that shedding light on such seemingly whimsical relationships can lend an air of amusement to the often austere domain of statistical analyses. So, buckle up and prepare for a journey through the unexpected landscape of academia as we unravel the enthralling correlation between emergency medical tech credentials and the age of Miss America!
-------
Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
While our investigation might initially seem as peculiar as a statistician with a fondness for puns, a closer examination of the existing literature reveals some surprising connections that are as unexpected as finding a stethoscope at a beauty pageant. In "The Association of Emergency Medical Technicians with Pop Culture Phenomena," Smith and Doe note the intriguing uptick in the number of Associate degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology coinciding with Miss America's age. This association, while as rare as a medical student who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, has sparked our curiosity to further explore this mysterious relationship.
In their seminal work, "Statistical Anomalies: Unraveling the Curious Cases," Jones and Johnson delve into the world of statistical phenomena, shedding light on unexpected correlations that are as eyebrow-raising as a synchronized swimming team made up entirely of penguins. Their analysis of educational trends and cultural events uncovers a link between the attainment of emergency medical tech credentials and the age at which Miss America is crowned. These findings have ignited our enthusiasm to dive deeper into this enigmatic union.
Taking a brief detour into non-fiction literature, "Emergency Medicine: A Comprehensive Guide" by Dr. John Smith provides valuable insights into the training and educational pathways for aspiring emergency medical technicians. While the book may not explicitly touch upon the age of beauty pageant winners, its detailed exploration of the field has laid the groundwork for our understanding of the academic landscape in emergency medical technology.
On the more whimsical side of literature, "A Tale of Two Sutures" by J.K. Healing, while a work of fiction, playfully intertwines the worlds of emergency medical care and beauty pageants in a narrative that is as lighthearted as a clown delivering a diagnosis. The fantastical yet thought-provoking elements of the story have piqued our imagination, serving as a lighthearted departure from the rigorous statistical analyses that form the crux of our research.
In the realm of television, "ER: Beauty Pageant Edition" and "Scrubs: Glamorous Hospital Edition" represent fictional scenarios that blend emergency medical settings and the glitz of beauty competitions. While these shows may be as far-fetched as a doctor donning a ball gown in the operating room, their portrayal of the medical world through a glamorous lens has offered us a light-hearted perspective as we navigate the unexpected connection between emergency medical tech credentials and Miss America's age.
By drawing upon this spectrum of literature and media, we aim to infuse a sense of amusement into our examination of the correlation between Associates degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the age of Miss America, proving that even the most unusual pairings can add a touch of delight to the scientific discourse.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Emergency medical tech and Miss America's age. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Wikipedia . You used data from 2011 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Ambulance Chasers: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship Between Associates Degrees Awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the Age of Miss America"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present our findings on the unlikely yet intriguing connection between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the age of Miss America. Through rigorous statistical analysis using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Wikipedia, we have uncovered a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.9258887 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period between 2011 and 2021. While the link between Miss America and emergency medical tech credentials may seem as improbable as a doctor making house calls on a unicycling giraffe, our findings reveal a surprisingly strong relationship. It appears that the awarding of Associates degrees in Emergency Medical Technology has been closely tied to the age of Miss America, begging the question: is there an underlying societal pattern or just a coincidental anomaly? We hope that our research provides a lighthearted yet thought-provoking angle to the otherwise serious world of statistical analyses.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As researchers, we are constantly on the lookout for intriguing and unexpected correlations that may seem as unlikely as a lab rat performing stand-up comedy. In this paper, we delve into the quirky realm of statistical analysis to unearth the perplexing relationship between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the age of Miss America. While some may consider this topic as peculiar as a statistical outlier wearing a clown nose, our investigation has revealed a connection that is as robust as a weightlifter on a protein shake regimen.
The world of academia is often perceived as serious and solemn, with researchers poring over data points like a chef analyzing a recipe. However, we firmly believe that injecting a bit of humor into our scientific pursuits can add a dash of levity to the field. It's not every day that one gets to analyze the association between lifesaving credentials and beauty pageant ages, after all!
With the aid of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the trove of information housed within Wikipedia, we set out on this comical yet curiosity-driven quest to examine whether there exists a tangible link between the academic pursuits of emergency medical technicians and the crowning of Miss America. One might ask, "What do Associates degrees in Emergency Medical Technology have to do with Miss America's age?" Our response would be as esoteric as a statistician's inside joke, and it is precisely this enigma that we aim to unravel.
By exploring the period of 2011 to 2021, we embarked on a journey as improbable as a penguin teaching salsa, seeking to unravel an unexpected pairing that captivated our scientific imaginations. The statistical analysis we conducted yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.9258887, standing as a beacon of evidence as luminous as a glow-in-the-dark lab coat, and a p-value of less than 0.01. The results left us as stunned as a physicist realizing their experiments were sponsored by a rubber band company!
In the grand scheme of human knowledge and inquiry, our study may appear as quirky as a rocket scientist moonlighting as a professional juggler. Yet, we believe that shedding light on such seemingly whimsical relationships can lend an air of amusement to the often austere domain of statistical analyses. So, buckle up and prepare for a journey through the unexpected landscape of academia as we unravel the enthralling correlation between emergency medical tech credentials and the age of Miss America!
-------
Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To unravel the perplexing association between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the age of Miss America, we employed a methodology as intricate as a Rubik's cube and as whimsical as a stand-up comedy routine at a mathematics convention.
Data Collection:
Our research team scoured the internet for a wide range of data sources, skirting through the digital landscape like konzoologists on the hunt for peculiar correlations. The primary repositories for our data were the National Center for Education Statistics and Wikipedia, which provided a treasure trove of information covering the period from 2011 to 2021. We gathered statistics on the number of Associates degrees conferred in Emergency Medical Technology and meticulously assembled a chronicle of the ages of Miss America winners during this decade.
Data Analysis:
With our data in hand, we navigated through the sea of statistical techniques like intrepid sailors on a quest for the buried treasure of correlation. Employing the sophisticated tools of regression analysis, we sought to unveil the elusive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. We turned to our trusty statistical software, treating it as our Sherpa through the treacherous terrain of data crunching.
Correlation Coefficient Calculation:
In a manner as precise as a laser surgeon, we calculated the correlation coefficient using Pearson's method. The resulting coefficient of 0.9258887 sparkled like a diamond in the statistical rough, revealing a noteworthy bond between emergency medical tech credentials and the age of Miss America. This correlation stood as firm as a biochemist's hypothesis, lending credence to the intriguing link we sought to explore.
P-value Determination:
The calculation of the p-value was as nail-biting as a game of statistical poker, with the stakes set at a significance level of 0.01. When the dust settled, the p-value emerged victorious, ringing in at less than 0.01. This outcome left us as astonished as a statistician discovering an anomaly in a sea of data points, affirming the statistical significance of our findings.
Limitations and Caveats:
While our methodology was as thorough as a field guide to anomalous correlations, it is important to acknowledge the potential limitations of our approach. The reliance on publicly available data from disparate sources introduces the possibility of data discrepancies and inaccuracies, akin to navigating a jungle of data with a compass made of statistical assumptions.
In conclusion, our methodology was as rigorous as a mathematical proof and as entertaining as a science-themed comedy show, enabling us to ferret out the unlikely yet compelling relationship between Associates degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the age of Miss America.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Emergency medical tech and Miss America's age. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Wikipedia .
For the time period 2011 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9258887, r-squared of 0.8572700, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Ambulance Chasers: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship Between Associates Degrees Awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the Age of Miss America"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present our findings on the unlikely yet intriguing connection between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the age of Miss America. Through rigorous statistical analysis using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Wikipedia, we have uncovered a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.9258887 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period between 2011 and 2021. While the link between Miss America and emergency medical tech credentials may seem as improbable as a doctor making house calls on a unicycling giraffe, our findings reveal a surprisingly strong relationship. It appears that the awarding of Associates degrees in Emergency Medical Technology has been closely tied to the age of Miss America, begging the question: is there an underlying societal pattern or just a coincidental anomaly? We hope that our research provides a lighthearted yet thought-provoking angle to the otherwise serious world of statistical analyses.
-------
And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
As researchers, we are constantly on the lookout for intriguing and unexpected correlations that may seem as unlikely as a lab rat performing stand-up comedy. In this paper, we delve into the quirky realm of statistical analysis to unearth the perplexing relationship between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the age of Miss America. While some may consider this topic as peculiar as a statistical outlier wearing a clown nose, our investigation has revealed a connection that is as robust as a weightlifter on a protein shake regimen.
The world of academia is often perceived as serious and solemn, with researchers poring over data points like a chef analyzing a recipe. However, we firmly believe that injecting a bit of humor into our scientific pursuits can add a dash of levity to the field. It's not every day that one gets to analyze the association between lifesaving credentials and beauty pageant ages, after all!
With the aid of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the trove of information housed within Wikipedia, we set out on this comical yet curiosity-driven quest to examine whether there exists a tangible link between the academic pursuits of emergency medical technicians and the crowning of Miss America. One might ask, "What do Associates degrees in Emergency Medical Technology have to do with Miss America's age?" Our response would be as esoteric as a statistician's inside joke, and it is precisely this enigma that we aim to unravel.
By exploring the period of 2011 to 2021, we embarked on a journey as improbable as a penguin teaching salsa, seeking to unravel an unexpected pairing that captivated our scientific imaginations. The statistical analysis we conducted yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.9258887, standing as a beacon of evidence as luminous as a glow-in-the-dark lab coat, and a p-value of less than 0.01. The results left us as stunned as a physicist realizing their experiments were sponsored by a rubber band company!
In the grand scheme of human knowledge and inquiry, our study may appear as quirky as a rocket scientist moonlighting as a professional juggler. Yet, we believe that shedding light on such seemingly whimsical relationships can lend an air of amusement to the often austere domain of statistical analyses. So, buckle up and prepare for a journey through the unexpected landscape of academia as we unravel the enthralling correlation between emergency medical tech credentials and the age of Miss America!
-------
Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a lively and robust correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the age of Miss America. The scatterplot (Fig. 1) encapsulates this remarkable association, akin to a snapshot of a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat – surprising and delightful.
From 2011 to 2021, the correlation coefficient was a staggering 0.9258887, leaving us as amazed as a chemist discovering a new element in their afternoon tea. The relationship was further evidenced by an r-squared value of 0.8572700, solidifying this unexpected correlation as firmly as a physicist hugging their favorite theory.
To put it in simpler terms, the connection we discovered was as strong as a cup of coffee at 9 a.m. – undeniable and uplifting. Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 underscored the statistical significance of this association, cementing it as resolutely as a bricklayer on a mission.
Our findings not only ignited a spark of curiosity but also tickled our scientific sensibilities, much like a mathematician encountering a particularly amusing equation. The unexpected link between emergency medical tech credentials and the age of Miss America has certainly infused a sense of whimsy into the otherwise serious realm of statistical analyses.
In conclusion, our results have illuminated a peculiar relationship that is as compelling as a soap opera plot twist and as baffling as a magician's disappearing act. Through this lighthearted yet thought-provoking study, we hope to encourage a playful perspective within the scholarly discourse, fostering a spirit of curiosity and amusement amidst the rigors of statistical exploration.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Emergency medical tech and Miss America's age. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
"Ambulance Chasers: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship Between Associates Degrees Awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the Age of Miss America"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present our findings on the unlikely yet intriguing connection between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the age of Miss America. Through rigorous statistical analysis using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Wikipedia, we have uncovered a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.9258887 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period between 2011 and 2021. While the link between Miss America and emergency medical tech credentials may seem as improbable as a doctor making house calls on a unicycling giraffe, our findings reveal a surprisingly strong relationship. It appears that the awarding of Associates degrees in Emergency Medical Technology has been closely tied to the age of Miss America, begging the question: is there an underlying societal pattern or just a coincidental anomaly? We hope that our research provides a lighthearted yet thought-provoking angle to the otherwise serious world of statistical analyses.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
While our investigation might initially seem as peculiar as a statistician with a fondness for puns, a closer examination of the existing literature reveals some surprising connections that are as unexpected as finding a stethoscope at a beauty pageant. In "The Association of Emergency Medical Technicians with Pop Culture Phenomena," Smith and Doe note the intriguing uptick in the number of Associate degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology coinciding with Miss America's age. This association, while as rare as a medical student who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, has sparked our curiosity to further explore this mysterious relationship.
In their seminal work, "Statistical Anomalies: Unraveling the Curious Cases," Jones and Johnson delve into the world of statistical phenomena, shedding light on unexpected correlations that are as eyebrow-raising as a synchronized swimming team made up entirely of penguins. Their analysis of educational trends and cultural events uncovers a link between the attainment of emergency medical tech credentials and the age at which Miss America is crowned. These findings have ignited our enthusiasm to dive deeper into this enigmatic union.
Taking a brief detour into non-fiction literature, "Emergency Medicine: A Comprehensive Guide" by Dr. John Smith provides valuable insights into the training and educational pathways for aspiring emergency medical technicians. While the book may not explicitly touch upon the age of beauty pageant winners, its detailed exploration of the field has laid the groundwork for our understanding of the academic landscape in emergency medical technology.
On the more whimsical side of literature, "A Tale of Two Sutures" by J.K. Healing, while a work of fiction, playfully intertwines the worlds of emergency medical care and beauty pageants in a narrative that is as lighthearted as a clown delivering a diagnosis. The fantastical yet thought-provoking elements of the story have piqued our imagination, serving as a lighthearted departure from the rigorous statistical analyses that form the crux of our research.
In the realm of television, "ER: Beauty Pageant Edition" and "Scrubs: Glamorous Hospital Edition" represent fictional scenarios that blend emergency medical settings and the glitz of beauty competitions. While these shows may be as far-fetched as a doctor donning a ball gown in the operating room, their portrayal of the medical world through a glamorous lens has offered us a light-hearted perspective as we navigate the unexpected connection between emergency medical tech credentials and Miss America's age.
By drawing upon this spectrum of literature and media, we aim to infuse a sense of amusement into our examination of the correlation between Associates degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the age of Miss America, proving that even the most unusual pairings can add a touch of delight to the scientific discourse.
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a lively and robust correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the age of Miss America. The scatterplot (Fig. 1) encapsulates this remarkable association, akin to a snapshot of a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat – surprising and delightful.
From 2011 to 2021, the correlation coefficient was a staggering 0.9258887, leaving us as amazed as a chemist discovering a new element in their afternoon tea. The relationship was further evidenced by an r-squared value of 0.8572700, solidifying this unexpected correlation as firmly as a physicist hugging their favorite theory.
To put it in simpler terms, the connection we discovered was as strong as a cup of coffee at 9 a.m. – undeniable and uplifting. Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 underscored the statistical significance of this association, cementing it as resolutely as a bricklayer on a mission.
Our findings not only ignited a spark of curiosity but also tickled our scientific sensibilities, much like a mathematician encountering a particularly amusing equation. The unexpected link between emergency medical tech credentials and the age of Miss America has certainly infused a sense of whimsy into the otherwise serious realm of statistical analyses.
In conclusion, our results have illuminated a peculiar relationship that is as compelling as a soap opera plot twist and as baffling as a magician's disappearing act. Through this lighthearted yet thought-provoking study, we hope to encourage a playful perspective within the scholarly discourse, fostering a spirit of curiosity and amusement amidst the rigors of statistical exploration.
-------
Your response should start like this:
[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
The robust correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the age of Miss America revealed in our study has left us as dazzled as a lab technician discovering glow-in-the-dark bacteria. Harking back to the literature review, our findings not only substantiate but also elevate the previously uncovered link between these seemingly unrelated variables. As whimsical as a physicist pondering the gravitational pull of a clown, the relationship between emergency medical tech credentials and the age of Miss America has proven to be as undeniable as a pendulum's swing.
The unexpected association we unraveled has piqued our scientific curiosity and tickled our research-aroused funny bone, akin to a mathematician encountering a particularly amusing equation. Just as Jones and Johnson illuminated statistical anomalies that are as eyebrow-raising as a synchronized swimming team of penguins, our results add further weight to the peculiar yet captivating bond between educational achievements in emergency medical technology and the crowning of Miss America. This correlation is as as firm as a physicist hugging their favorite theory.
Furthermore, in "The Association of Emergency Medical Technicians with Pop Culture Phenomena," Smith and Doe's observation on the intriguing uptick in the number of Associate degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology coinciding with Miss America's age is solidified by our findings. This association, as rare as a medical student who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, has now been substantiated statistically.
While the connection we discovered might initially seem as improbable as a doctor making house calls on a unicycling giraffe, our results have firmly established the statistical significance of this seemingly whimsical relationship. It's as though we've uncovered a hidden quirk of the statistical universe, akin to a zoologist discovering a chameleon in a bowl of fruit loops.
Through this lighthearted yet thought-provoking study, we aim to encase our scholarly discourse with a playful spirit, fostering curiosity and amusement amidst the rigors of statistical exploration. Just as a surge of caffeine at 3 p.m. lifts the spirits, so too do our findings inject a touch of delight and whimsy into the otherwise serious field of statistical analyses.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Emergency medical tech and Miss America's age. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Ambulance Chasers: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship Between Associates Degrees Awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the Age of Miss America"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present our findings on the unlikely yet intriguing connection between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the age of Miss America. Through rigorous statistical analysis using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Wikipedia, we have uncovered a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.9258887 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period between 2011 and 2021. While the link between Miss America and emergency medical tech credentials may seem as improbable as a doctor making house calls on a unicycling giraffe, our findings reveal a surprisingly strong relationship. It appears that the awarding of Associates degrees in Emergency Medical Technology has been closely tied to the age of Miss America, begging the question: is there an underlying societal pattern or just a coincidental anomaly? We hope that our research provides a lighthearted yet thought-provoking angle to the otherwise serious world of statistical analyses.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
As researchers, we are constantly on the lookout for intriguing and unexpected correlations that may seem as unlikely as a lab rat performing stand-up comedy. In this paper, we delve into the quirky realm of statistical analysis to unearth the perplexing relationship between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the age of Miss America. While some may consider this topic as peculiar as a statistical outlier wearing a clown nose, our investigation has revealed a connection that is as robust as a weightlifter on a protein shake regimen.
The world of academia is often perceived as serious and solemn, with researchers poring over data points like a chef analyzing a recipe. However, we firmly believe that injecting a bit of humor into our scientific pursuits can add a dash of levity to the field. It's not every day that one gets to analyze the association between lifesaving credentials and beauty pageant ages, after all!
With the aid of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the trove of information housed within Wikipedia, we set out on this comical yet curiosity-driven quest to examine whether there exists a tangible link between the academic pursuits of emergency medical technicians and the crowning of Miss America. One might ask, "What do Associates degrees in Emergency Medical Technology have to do with Miss America's age?" Our response would be as esoteric as a statistician's inside joke, and it is precisely this enigma that we aim to unravel.
By exploring the period of 2011 to 2021, we embarked on a journey as improbable as a penguin teaching salsa, seeking to unravel an unexpected pairing that captivated our scientific imaginations. The statistical analysis we conducted yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.9258887, standing as a beacon of evidence as luminous as a glow-in-the-dark lab coat, and a p-value of less than 0.01. The results left us as stunned as a physicist realizing their experiments were sponsored by a rubber band company!
In the grand scheme of human knowledge and inquiry, our study may appear as quirky as a rocket scientist moonlighting as a professional juggler. Yet, we believe that shedding light on such seemingly whimsical relationships can lend an air of amusement to the often austere domain of statistical analyses. So, buckle up and prepare for a journey through the unexpected landscape of academia as we unravel the enthralling correlation between emergency medical tech credentials and the age of Miss America!
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a lively and robust correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the age of Miss America. The scatterplot (Fig. 1) encapsulates this remarkable association, akin to a snapshot of a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat – surprising and delightful.
From 2011 to 2021, the correlation coefficient was a staggering 0.9258887, leaving us as amazed as a chemist discovering a new element in their afternoon tea. The relationship was further evidenced by an r-squared value of 0.8572700, solidifying this unexpected correlation as firmly as a physicist hugging their favorite theory.
To put it in simpler terms, the connection we discovered was as strong as a cup of coffee at 9 a.m. – undeniable and uplifting. Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 underscored the statistical significance of this association, cementing it as resolutely as a bricklayer on a mission.
Our findings not only ignited a spark of curiosity but also tickled our scientific sensibilities, much like a mathematician encountering a particularly amusing equation. The unexpected link between emergency medical tech credentials and the age of Miss America has certainly infused a sense of whimsy into the otherwise serious realm of statistical analyses.
In conclusion, our results have illuminated a peculiar relationship that is as compelling as a soap opera plot twist and as baffling as a magician's disappearing act. Through this lighthearted yet thought-provoking study, we hope to encourage a playful perspective within the scholarly discourse, fostering a spirit of curiosity and amusement amidst the rigors of statistical exploration.
-------
Your response should start like this:
[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In the wacky world of statistical analyses, our investigation into the connection between Associates degrees in Emergency Medical Technology and the age of Miss America has unveiled a correlation that's as startling as a physicist realizing they left their lab coat in the freezer. Our findings have illuminated a relationship so surprisingly strong, it's as if the data itself decided to do a tap dance routine for our amusement.
The correlation coefficient of 0.9258887 left us as dumbfounded as a researcher realizing they've been pronouncing "p-value" wrong their entire career. The results were as clear as a microscope focused on a tardigrade, with a p-value of less than 0.01, underscoring the statistical significance of this unexpected association.
It's undeniable that our study has sparked more curiosity than a cat encountering a laser pointer, and the link between emergency medical tech credentials and Miss America's age has injected a healthy dose of whimsy into the otherwise stoic world of academia. Nonetheless, we assert that no further research is needed in this area. After all, we'd hate for our future endeavors to be as nonsensical as a biologist trying to teach a goldfish to play piano!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Ambulance Chasers: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship Between Associates Degrees Awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the Age of Miss America. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Quirky Statistical Analyses
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Ambulance Chasers: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship Between Associates Degrees Awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the Age of Miss America. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Institute for Quantitative Studies in Beauty Pageant Statistics
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Ambulance Chasers: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship Between Associates Degrees Awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the Age of Miss America with an abstract of In this paper, we present our findings on the unlikely yet intriguing connection between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the age of Miss America. Through rigorous statistical analysis using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Wikipedia, we have uncovered a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.9258887 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period between 2011 and 2021. While the link between Miss America and emergency medical tech credentials may seem as improbable as a doctor making house calls on a unicycling giraffe, our findings reveal a surprisingly strong relationship. It appears that the awarding of Associates degrees in Emergency Medical Technology has been closely tied to the age of Miss America, begging the question: is there an underlying societal pattern or just a coincidental anomaly? We hope that our research provides a lighthearted yet thought-provoking angle to the otherwise serious world of statistical analyses.
ChatGPT:
Ambulance Chasers, Statistical Analysis, Associates Degrees, Emergency Medical Technology, Age of Miss America, Correlation Coefficient, P-value, National Center for Education Statistics, Wikipedia, Societal Pattern, Coincidental Anomaly, Research Study
*There is a bunch of Python happening behind the scenes to turn this prompt sequence into a PDF.
Discover a new correlation
View all correlations
View all research papers
Report an error
Data details
Associates degrees awarded in Emergency medical techDetailed data title: Associate's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions with a field of study of Emergency medical technician (EMT paramedic)
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Associates degrees awarded in Emergency medical tech
Miss America's age
Source: Wikipedia
See what else correlates with Miss America's age
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.8572700 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 85.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Miss America's age) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Associates degrees awarded in Emergency medical tech) over the 10 years from 2011 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.000121. 0.0001206029905697165400000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.93 in 0.0121% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 8,292 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.71, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | |
Associates degrees awarded in Emergency medical tech (Degrees awarded) | 2895 | 3352 | 3520 | 3521 | 3456 | 3380 | 3453 | 3413 | 3648 | 3527 |
Miss America's age (Age in years) | 17 | 23 | 24 | 24 | 23 | 21 | 21 | 23 | 25 | 24 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data.
In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.
For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.
(This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([2895,3352,3520,3521,3456,3380,3453,3413,3648,3527,])
array_2 = np.array([17,23,24,24,23,21,21,23,25,24,])
array_1_name = "Associates degrees awarded in Emergency medical tech"
array_2_name = "Miss America's age"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
Reuseable content
You may re-use the images on this page for any purpose, even commercial purposes, without asking for permission. The only requirement is that you attribute Tyler Vigen. Attribution can take many different forms. If you leave the "tylervigen.com" link in the image, that satisfies it just fine. If you remove it and move it to a footnote, that's fine too. You can also just write "Charts courtesy of Tyler Vigen" at the bottom of an article.You do not need to attribute "the spurious correlations website," and you don't even need to link here if you don't want to. I don't gain anything from pageviews. There are no ads on this site, there is nothing for sale, and I am not for hire.
For the record, I am just one person. Tyler Vigen, he/him/his. I do have degrees, but they should not go after my name unless you want to annoy my wife. If that is your goal, then go ahead and cite me as "Tyler Vigen, A.A. A.A.S. B.A. J.D." Otherwise it is just "Tyler Vigen."
When spoken, my last name is pronounced "vegan," like I don't eat meat.
Full license details.
For more on re-use permissions, or to get a signed release form, see tylervigen.com/permission.
Download images for these variables:
- High resolution line chart
The image linked here is a Scalable Vector Graphic (SVG). It is the highest resolution that is possible to achieve. It scales up beyond the size of the observable universe without pixelating. You do not need to email me asking if I have a higher resolution image. I do not. The physical limitations of our universe prevent me from providing you with an image that is any higher resolution than this one.
If you insert it into a PowerPoint presentation (a tool well-known for managing things that are the scale of the universe), you can right-click > "Ungroup" or "Create Shape" and then edit the lines and text directly. You can also change the colors this way.
Alternatively you can use a tool like Inkscape. - High resolution line chart, optimized for mobile
- Alternative high resolution line chart
- Scatterplot
- Portable line chart (png)
- Portable line chart (png), optimized for mobile
- Line chart for only Associates degrees awarded in Emergency medical tech
- Line chart for only Miss America's age
- AI-generated correlation image
- The spurious research paper: Ambulance Chasers: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship Between Associates Degrees Awarded in Emergency Medical Technology and the Age of Miss America
I'm genuinely thankful for your rating!
Correlation ID: 5918 · Black Variable ID: 1231 · Red Variable ID: 525