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The sudden surge in crypto coverage led to a nationwide obsession with mining virtual currencies, causing people to inadvertently leave their real-life engines running, consequently ramping up the demand for petroleum in Syria. Who knew that digital money could rev up the need for fossil fuels in such a tangible way? It's like they say, when it rains crypto, it pours petrol!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a TIME magazine cover featuring the bustling Syrian city scene. The cover should depict busy city streets filled with people huddled around glowing computer screens, engrossed in reading Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency. Meanwhile, the streets are lined with cars, their owners too consumed by virtual currency mining to notice, causing a surge in petroleum consumption. The image should capture the stark and ironic contrast between the digital frenzy and its real-life impact, offering a simple yet powerful visual narrative of both virtual and tangible currency coexisting in the city. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about crypto and Petroluem consumption in Syria. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Parallax art a funny image macro Oragami A TIME magazine cover image Art nouveau
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about crypto and Petroluem consumption in Syria, in the following situation: The sudden surge in crypto coverage led to a nationwide obsession with mining virtual currencies, causing people to inadvertently leave their real-life engines running, consequently ramping up the demand for petroleum in Syria. Who knew that digital money could rev up the need for fossil fuels in such a tangible way? It's like they say, when it rains crypto, it pours petrol! . Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling Syrian city, people are huddled around their glowing computer screens, consumed by Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about crypto. Meanwhile, outside on the busy streets, car engines hum endlessly as their owners are too engrossed in virtual currency mining to notice, causing a surge in petroleum consumption. The contrast of the digital frenzy and the real-life impact is stark and ironic, as the city becomes a whirlwind of both virtual and tangible currency.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling Syrian city, people are huddled around their glowing computer screens, consumed by Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about crypto. Meanwhile, outside on the busy streets, car engines hum endlessly as their owners are too engrossed in virtual currency mining to notice, causing a surge in petroleum consumption. The contrast of the digital frenzy and the real-life impact is stark and ironic, as the city becomes a whirlwind of both virtual and tangible currency. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a TIME magazine cover featuring the bustling Syrian city scene. The cover should depict busy city streets filled with people huddled around glowing computer screens, engrossed in reading Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency. Meanwhile, the streets are lined with cars, their owners too consumed by virtual currency mining to notice, causing a surge in petroleum consumption. The image should capture the stark and ironic contrast between the digital frenzy and its real-life impact, offering a simple yet powerful visual narrative of both virtual and tangible currency coexisting in the city.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about crypto caused Petroluem consumption in Syria to increase. Add a funny one-liner at the end.
AI academic paper
From Petro to Crypto: A Rhyme Between Bloomberg's Line and Syria's Oil and Gas Time The Journal of Energy Economics and Cryptocurrency Studies Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about crypto and Petroluem consumption in Syria. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Rhyme words in the title.
Your research team used data from Bloomberg and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9713676 and p < 0.01 for 2014 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
From Petro to Crypto: A Rhyme Between Bloomberg's Line and Syria's Oil and Gas Time
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unlikely but intriguing connection between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency and petroleum consumption in Syria. Drawing on data from Bloomberg and the Energy Information Administration, this study seeks to shed light on the correlation between these seemingly disparate topics. Our research team uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9713676, with a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2014 to 2021. Join us as we navigate through the twists and turns of petro and crypto, and attempt to unravel the enigmatic dance between digital currencies and fossil fuels.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about crypto and Petroluem consumption in Syria. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
From Petro to Crypto: A Rhyme Between Bloomberg's Line and Syria's Oil and Gas Time
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unlikely but intriguing connection between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency and petroleum consumption in Syria. Drawing on data from Bloomberg and the Energy Information Administration, this study seeks to shed light on the correlation between these seemingly disparate topics. Our research team uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9713676, with a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2014 to 2021. Join us as we navigate through the twists and turns of petro and crypto, and attempt to unravel the enigmatic dance between digital currencies and fossil fuels.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
INTRODUCTION
In the fast-paced world of finance and geopolitics, unexpected connections often emerge, much like finding a $20 bill in the pocket of your winter coat. As we dive into the cryptic realm of cryptocurrency and the volatile world of petroleum consumption in Syria, we find ourselves on an adventure akin to an academic version of "National Treasure," but instead of hunting for a fabled treasure, we are deciphering the link between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles and Syria's oil and gas consumption.
It's a curious union, akin to witnessing a penguin waltzing with a kangaroo – unexpected, but undeniably fascinating. Through the lens of data analysis and statistical scrutiny, we set out to unearth the hidden harmony between these seemingly incongruent entities. As we embark on this intellectual quest, we invite our readers to don their metaphorical fedoras and join us in this academic escapade.
The rise of cryptocurrency has generated more buzz than a hive of caffeinated bees, capturing the attention of investors, tech enthusiasts, and researchers alike. As digital currencies rear their virtual heads, the financial landscape has witnessed a tectonic shift, akin to if the Monopoly game board suddenly gained sentience and started making demands for digital rent payments.
Meanwhile, the geopolitics of petroleum consumption have unfolded like a gripping drama, filled with plot twists, power struggles, and more intrigue than a "Game of Thrones" episode. Syria, a nation entrenched in the complexities of regional conflicts and geopolitical maneuvering, stands as a vivid backdrop for our exploration.
To the untrained eye, the mention of Bloomberg Money Stuff articles and Syria's petroleum consumption in the same sentence may raise eyebrows, much like the sight of a penguin riding a unicycle. However, our preliminary analysis teases out a surprising interplay between these two domains, pointing to a correlation that is stronger than a handshake between old friends.
In this paper, we undertake a systematic examination of the data, navigating through the labyrinth of numerical values and statistical measures with a compass of academic rigor and a map of skepticism. Our findings, as cryptic as a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, promise to unveil a web of connections that may intrigue even the most stoic of scholars.
So, dear reader, prepare to embark on a journey through the realms of petro and crypto. Let us don our academic snorkels and dive into the depths of data, where we will uncover a tale that is both unexpected and intellectually tantalizing. Fasten your seatbelts – it's going to be a bumpy, yet undeniably exhilarating, ride.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about crypto and Petroluem consumption in Syria. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
From Petro to Crypto: A Rhyme Between Bloomberg's Line and Syria's Oil and Gas Time
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unlikely but intriguing connection between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency and petroleum consumption in Syria. Drawing on data from Bloomberg and the Energy Information Administration, this study seeks to shed light on the correlation between these seemingly disparate topics. Our research team uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9713676, with a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2014 to 2021. Join us as we navigate through the twists and turns of petro and crypto, and attempt to unravel the enigmatic dance between digital currencies and fossil fuels.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
In the fast-paced world of finance and geopolitics, unexpected connections often emerge, much like finding a $20 bill in the pocket of your winter coat. As we dive into the cryptic realm of cryptocurrency and the volatile world of petroleum consumption in Syria, we find ourselves on an adventure akin to an academic version of "National Treasure," but instead of hunting for a fabled treasure, we are deciphering the link between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles and Syria's oil and gas consumption.
It's a curious union, akin to witnessing a penguin waltzing with a kangaroo – unexpected, but undeniably fascinating. Through the lens of data analysis and statistical scrutiny, we set out to unearth the hidden harmony between these seemingly incongruent entities. As we embark on this intellectual quest, we invite our readers to don their metaphorical fedoras and join us in this academic escapade.
The rise of cryptocurrency has generated more buzz than a hive of caffeinated bees, capturing the attention of investors, tech enthusiasts, and researchers alike. As digital currencies rear their virtual heads, the financial landscape has witnessed a tectonic shift, akin to if the Monopoly game board suddenly gained sentience and started making demands for digital rent payments.
Meanwhile, the geopolitics of petroleum consumption have unfolded like a gripping drama, filled with plot twists, power struggles, and more intrigue than a "Game of Thrones" episode. Syria, a nation entrenched in the complexities of regional conflicts and geopolitical maneuvering, stands as a vivid backdrop for our exploration.
To the untrained eye, the mention of Bloomberg Money Stuff articles and Syria's petroleum consumption in the same sentence may raise eyebrows, much like the sight of a penguin riding a unicycle. However, our preliminary analysis teases out a surprising interplay between these two domains, pointing to a correlation that is stronger than a handshake between old friends.
In this paper, we undertake a systematic examination of the data, navigating through the labyrinth of numerical values and statistical measures with a compass of academic rigor and a map of skepticism. Our findings, as cryptic as a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, promise to unveil a web of connections that may intrigue even the most stoic of scholars.
So, dear reader, prepare to embark on a journey through the realms of petro and crypto. Let us don our academic snorkels and dive into the depths of data, where we will uncover a tale that is both unexpected and intellectually tantalizing. Fasten your seatbelts – it's going to be a bumpy, yet undeniably exhilarating, ride.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their study, Smith et al. (2018) unearthed the intricate relationship between cryptocurrency and financial markets, shedding light on the burgeoning impact of digital currencies on global economic landscapes. Likewise, Doe and Jones (2019) delved into the complexities of petroleum consumption in conflict-ridden regions, painting a vivid portrait of the geopolitical intricacies at play.
Transitioning from the serious to the whimsical, let us momentarily imagine a world where "Crypto and Petro: A Love Story" by Lorem Ipsum graces the shelves of academic bookstores. This fictional odyssey explores the romantic dalliance between a digital coin named Bit and a barrel of crude oil, taking readers on a rollercoaster ride through the peaks and troughs of their unconventional courtship.
Fictional works such as "Oil and Bytes: A Tale of Two Commodities" by John Fictional and "The Blockchain Chronicles: Adventures in Digital Finance" by Jane Imaginary offer imaginative portrayals of the enigmatic dance between virtual currencies and the volatile world of fossil fuels. Delving into these literary escapades, one can't help but be enticed by the notion of oil barons engaging in high-stakes bidding wars over Bitcoin, or miners swapping their pickaxes for cryptographic puzzles.
Revisiting the realm of reality (or at least, as real as academic research permits), our journey leads us to a different form of exploration — the simulated realities of television. Programs such as "Cryptocurrency Conundrums" and "The Petrol Protocol" offer a virtual ticket to the enthralling interplay between digital finance and fossil fuel diplomacy. These shows, akin to a blend of "The Big Bang Theory" and "Breaking Bad," captivate viewers with narratives that oscillate between the absurd and the intellectually stimulating.
As we momentarily depart from the traditional terra firma of academic literature, these imaginative forays serve as lighthearted reminders of the vast potential for creativity within the scholarly pursuit of knowledge. After all, in the corridors of academia, a dash of whimsy may serve as the proverbial cherry atop the research sundae, adding a sprinkle of light-heartedness and levity to an otherwise rigorous pursuit.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about crypto and Petroluem consumption in Syria. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bloomberg and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 2014 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
From Petro to Crypto: A Rhyme Between Bloomberg's Line and Syria's Oil and Gas Time
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unlikely but intriguing connection between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency and petroleum consumption in Syria. Drawing on data from Bloomberg and the Energy Information Administration, this study seeks to shed light on the correlation between these seemingly disparate topics. Our research team uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9713676, with a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2014 to 2021. Join us as we navigate through the twists and turns of petro and crypto, and attempt to unravel the enigmatic dance between digital currencies and fossil fuels.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
In the fast-paced world of finance and geopolitics, unexpected connections often emerge, much like finding a $20 bill in the pocket of your winter coat. As we dive into the cryptic realm of cryptocurrency and the volatile world of petroleum consumption in Syria, we find ourselves on an adventure akin to an academic version of "National Treasure," but instead of hunting for a fabled treasure, we are deciphering the link between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles and Syria's oil and gas consumption.
It's a curious union, akin to witnessing a penguin waltzing with a kangaroo – unexpected, but undeniably fascinating. Through the lens of data analysis and statistical scrutiny, we set out to unearth the hidden harmony between these seemingly incongruent entities. As we embark on this intellectual quest, we invite our readers to don their metaphorical fedoras and join us in this academic escapade.
The rise of cryptocurrency has generated more buzz than a hive of caffeinated bees, capturing the attention of investors, tech enthusiasts, and researchers alike. As digital currencies rear their virtual heads, the financial landscape has witnessed a tectonic shift, akin to if the Monopoly game board suddenly gained sentience and started making demands for digital rent payments.
Meanwhile, the geopolitics of petroleum consumption have unfolded like a gripping drama, filled with plot twists, power struggles, and more intrigue than a "Game of Thrones" episode. Syria, a nation entrenched in the complexities of regional conflicts and geopolitical maneuvering, stands as a vivid backdrop for our exploration.
To the untrained eye, the mention of Bloomberg Money Stuff articles and Syria's petroleum consumption in the same sentence may raise eyebrows, much like the sight of a penguin riding a unicycle. However, our preliminary analysis teases out a surprising interplay between these two domains, pointing to a correlation that is stronger than a handshake between old friends.
In this paper, we undertake a systematic examination of the data, navigating through the labyrinth of numerical values and statistical measures with a compass of academic rigor and a map of skepticism. Our findings, as cryptic as a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, promise to unveil a web of connections that may intrigue even the most stoic of scholars.
So, dear reader, prepare to embark on a journey through the realms of petro and crypto. Let us don our academic snorkels and dive into the depths of data, where we will uncover a tale that is both unexpected and intellectually tantalizing. Fasten your seatbelts – it's going to be a bumpy, yet undeniably exhilarating, ride.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
METHODOLOGY
To unravel the mysterious tango between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency and petroleum consumption in Syria, our research team embarked on a data-driven odyssey that would make Odysseus envious. We drew upon a peculiar blend of quantitative analysis, textual exegesis, and a dash of sheer audacity, reminiscent of a culinary experiment involving rare spices, a microwave, and a prayer.
Data Collection:
We combed through the vast expanse of the internet, akin to intrepid adventurers navigating uncharted territory. Our quest for data led us to the hallowed halls of Bloomberg, where Money Stuff articles cast their elusive shadow, and to the abode of the Energy Information Administration, beckoning us with its siren call of energy statistics. We gathered information spanning the years 2014 to 2021, a period ripe with the promise of uncovering the entwined fate of petrol and crypto.
Cryptic Textual Analysis:
In a manner befitting a codebreaker deciphering ancient scripts, we meticulously dissected the textual content of Bloomberg Money Stuff articles related to cryptocurrency, employing a combination of keyword analysis, sentiment evaluation, and a sprinkle of literary flair. The goal was to distill the essence of these articles, much like extracting the subtle notes of a fine wine from a sea of oenological data.
Petroleum Consumption in Syria:
While navigating the labyrinthine maze of petroleum consumption statistics in Syria, we delved into the annals of data provided by the Energy Information Administration. With the tenacity of a bloodhound on the scent, we sought to unravel the intricate patterns of energy consumption and production, mindful of the political and economic undercurrents that define the Syrian energy landscape.
Statistical Alchemy:
Armed with data in hand and a penchant for statistical alchemy, we cast the die of correlation analysis upon the table of our inquiry. The correlation coefficient, our lodestar in this celestial dance of data, emerged as a guiding light, illuminating the hidden concordance between cryptocurrency mentions in Bloomberg Money Stuff articles and petroleum consumption in Syria.
The Art of Interpretation:
As we gazed upon the numerical tapestry woven by our statistical endeavors, we engaged in a dance of interpretation, akin to an art connoisseur discerning the subtle nuances of a cryptic masterpiece. The patterns and trends that emerged from our analysis formed the brushstrokes of our understanding, painting a picture of unexpected symbiosis between petro and crypto.
In sum, our methodology combined the rigor of quantitative analysis with the ingenuity of textual interpretation, creating a brew that was equal parts data-driven inquiry and Sherlock Holmes-esque deduction. As we set sail on this scholarly endeavor, we remained ever mindful that the pursuit of knowledge can be as whimsical as a magician's sleight of hand and as enlightening as a sudden burst of light in a darkened room.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about crypto and Petroluem consumption in Syria. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bloomberg and Energy Information Administration .
For the time period 2014 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9713676, r-squared of 0.9435550, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
From Petro to Crypto: A Rhyme Between Bloomberg's Line and Syria's Oil and Gas Time
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unlikely but intriguing connection between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency and petroleum consumption in Syria. Drawing on data from Bloomberg and the Energy Information Administration, this study seeks to shed light on the correlation between these seemingly disparate topics. Our research team uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9713676, with a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2014 to 2021. Join us as we navigate through the twists and turns of petro and crypto, and attempt to unravel the enigmatic dance between digital currencies and fossil fuels.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
INTRODUCTION
In the fast-paced world of finance and geopolitics, unexpected connections often emerge, much like finding a $20 bill in the pocket of your winter coat. As we dive into the cryptic realm of cryptocurrency and the volatile world of petroleum consumption in Syria, we find ourselves on an adventure akin to an academic version of "National Treasure," but instead of hunting for a fabled treasure, we are deciphering the link between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles and Syria's oil and gas consumption.
It's a curious union, akin to witnessing a penguin waltzing with a kangaroo – unexpected, but undeniably fascinating. Through the lens of data analysis and statistical scrutiny, we set out to unearth the hidden harmony between these seemingly incongruent entities. As we embark on this intellectual quest, we invite our readers to don their metaphorical fedoras and join us in this academic escapade.
The rise of cryptocurrency has generated more buzz than a hive of caffeinated bees, capturing the attention of investors, tech enthusiasts, and researchers alike. As digital currencies rear their virtual heads, the financial landscape has witnessed a tectonic shift, akin to if the Monopoly game board suddenly gained sentience and started making demands for digital rent payments.
Meanwhile, the geopolitics of petroleum consumption have unfolded like a gripping drama, filled with plot twists, power struggles, and more intrigue than a "Game of Thrones" episode. Syria, a nation entrenched in the complexities of regional conflicts and geopolitical maneuvering, stands as a vivid backdrop for our exploration.
To the untrained eye, the mention of Bloomberg Money Stuff articles and Syria's petroleum consumption in the same sentence may raise eyebrows, much like the sight of a penguin riding a unicycle. However, our preliminary analysis teases out a surprising interplay between these two domains, pointing to a correlation that is stronger than a handshake between old friends.
In this paper, we undertake a systematic examination of the data, navigating through the labyrinth of numerical values and statistical measures with a compass of academic rigor and a map of skepticism. Our findings, as cryptic as a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, promise to unveil a web of connections that may intrigue even the most stoic of scholars.
So, dear reader, prepare to embark on a journey through the realms of petro and crypto. Let us don our academic snorkels and dive into the depths of data, where we will uncover a tale that is both unexpected and intellectually tantalizing. Fasten your seatbelts – it's going to be a bumpy, yet undeniably exhilarating, ride.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data revealed a robust correlation between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency and petroleum consumption in Syria. From 2014 to 2021, the correlation coefficient was calculated at a staggering 0.9713676, signifying a close relationship between the two variables. This correlation was further substantiated by an r-squared value of 0.9435550, indicating that approximately 94.35% of the variability in petroleum consumption in Syria can be explained by the variation in Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency. The p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the statistical significance of this relationship, suggesting that the observed correlation is unlikely to be a result of random chance – unlike finding a four-leaf clover in a field of three-leaf clovers.
Further cementing these findings is the scatterplot (Fig. 1) displaying the distribution of data points for Bloomberg Money Stuff articles and petroleum consumption in Syria. The scatterplot visually depicts a clear, linear trend, resembling the unmistakable trajectory of a homing pigeon returning to its coop – a direct and undeniable connection.
These results lay bare the unexpected yet compelling synchronization between the world of cryptocurrency and the intricate web of petroleum dynamics in Syria. Much like solving a complex puzzle, the revelation of this correlation offers a glimpse into the intricate interplay between seemingly disparate domains. Whether one perceives this correlation as extraordinary or as likely as encountering a talking parrot in a library, the statistical evidence remains unequivocal – there exists a coherent association between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency and petroleum consumption in Syria.
These findings open the door to a myriad of questions and avenues for further exploration. How do Bloomberg Money Stuff articles, which exude a virtual aura of digital fervor, impact the real-world dynamics of petroleum consumption in Syria? Is there an underlying causal mechanism propelling this correlation, or is it merely a case of coincidental alignment akin to synchronized swimming among dolphins? These queries beckon future research endeavors, offering an intellectual adventure as captivating as deciphering an ancient treasure map or unraveling a cryptic riddle.
In conclusion, our study illuminates an intriguing correlation between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency and petroleum consumption in Syria, inviting scholarly inquiry and igniting intellectual curiosity. Whether this correlation heralds a paradigm shift in the interface between virtual finance and tangible energy resources, or is a mere statistical anomaly akin to discovering a sardine in a can of spaghetti, remains an enigma waiting to be unraveled by future investigations.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about crypto and Petroluem consumption in Syria. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
From Petro to Crypto: A Rhyme Between Bloomberg's Line and Syria's Oil and Gas Time
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unlikely but intriguing connection between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency and petroleum consumption in Syria. Drawing on data from Bloomberg and the Energy Information Administration, this study seeks to shed light on the correlation between these seemingly disparate topics. Our research team uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9713676, with a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2014 to 2021. Join us as we navigate through the twists and turns of petro and crypto, and attempt to unravel the enigmatic dance between digital currencies and fossil fuels.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their study, Smith et al. (2018) unearthed the intricate relationship between cryptocurrency and financial markets, shedding light on the burgeoning impact of digital currencies on global economic landscapes. Likewise, Doe and Jones (2019) delved into the complexities of petroleum consumption in conflict-ridden regions, painting a vivid portrait of the geopolitical intricacies at play.
Transitioning from the serious to the whimsical, let us momentarily imagine a world where "Crypto and Petro: A Love Story" by Lorem Ipsum graces the shelves of academic bookstores. This fictional odyssey explores the romantic dalliance between a digital coin named Bit and a barrel of crude oil, taking readers on a rollercoaster ride through the peaks and troughs of their unconventional courtship.
Fictional works such as "Oil and Bytes: A Tale of Two Commodities" by John Fictional and "The Blockchain Chronicles: Adventures in Digital Finance" by Jane Imaginary offer imaginative portrayals of the enigmatic dance between virtual currencies and the volatile world of fossil fuels. Delving into these literary escapades, one can't help but be enticed by the notion of oil barons engaging in high-stakes bidding wars over Bitcoin, or miners swapping their pickaxes for cryptographic puzzles.
Revisiting the realm of reality (or at least, as real as academic research permits), our journey leads us to a different form of exploration — the simulated realities of television. Programs such as "Cryptocurrency Conundrums" and "The Petrol Protocol" offer a virtual ticket to the enthralling interplay between digital finance and fossil fuel diplomacy. These shows, akin to a blend of "The Big Bang Theory" and "Breaking Bad," captivate viewers with narratives that oscillate between the absurd and the intellectually stimulating.
As we momentarily depart from the traditional terra firma of academic literature, these imaginative forays serve as lighthearted reminders of the vast potential for creativity within the scholarly pursuit of knowledge. After all, in the corridors of academia, a dash of whimsy may serve as the proverbial cherry atop the research sundae, adding a sprinkle of light-heartedness and levity to an otherwise rigorous pursuit.
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data revealed a robust correlation between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency and petroleum consumption in Syria. From 2014 to 2021, the correlation coefficient was calculated at a staggering 0.9713676, signifying a close relationship between the two variables. This correlation was further substantiated by an r-squared value of 0.9435550, indicating that approximately 94.35% of the variability in petroleum consumption in Syria can be explained by the variation in Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency. The p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the statistical significance of this relationship, suggesting that the observed correlation is unlikely to be a result of random chance – unlike finding a four-leaf clover in a field of three-leaf clovers.
Further cementing these findings is the scatterplot (Fig. 1) displaying the distribution of data points for Bloomberg Money Stuff articles and petroleum consumption in Syria. The scatterplot visually depicts a clear, linear trend, resembling the unmistakable trajectory of a homing pigeon returning to its coop – a direct and undeniable connection.
These results lay bare the unexpected yet compelling synchronization between the world of cryptocurrency and the intricate web of petroleum dynamics in Syria. Much like solving a complex puzzle, the revelation of this correlation offers a glimpse into the intricate interplay between seemingly disparate domains. Whether one perceives this correlation as extraordinary or as likely as encountering a talking parrot in a library, the statistical evidence remains unequivocal – there exists a coherent association between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency and petroleum consumption in Syria.
These findings open the door to a myriad of questions and avenues for further exploration. How do Bloomberg Money Stuff articles, which exude a virtual aura of digital fervor, impact the real-world dynamics of petroleum consumption in Syria? Is there an underlying causal mechanism propelling this correlation, or is it merely a case of coincidental alignment akin to synchronized swimming among dolphins? These queries beckon future research endeavors, offering an intellectual adventure as captivating as deciphering an ancient treasure map or unraveling a cryptic riddle.
In conclusion, our study illuminates an intriguing correlation between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency and petroleum consumption in Syria, inviting scholarly inquiry and igniting intellectual curiosity. Whether this correlation heralds a paradigm shift in the interface between virtual finance and tangible energy resources, or is a mere statistical anomaly akin to discovering a sardine in a can of spaghetti, remains an enigma waiting to be unraveled by future investigations.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
The results of our study offer compelling evidence of a significant correlation between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency and petroleum consumption in Syria. This unexpected linkage may seem as unlikely as spotting a unicorn in a petting zoo, but the statistical rigor of our analysis leaves little room for doubt.
Our findings echo the sentiments of prior research by Smith et al. (2018) and Doe and Jones (2019), demonstrating an intricate relationship between cryptocurrency and financial markets, as well as the complexities of petroleum consumption in conflict-ridden regions. Our study not only supports their conclusions but also extends the conversation into the uncharted territory of digital currencies and fossil fuels.
Harkening back to the whimsical in the literature review, let us seriously ponder the hypothetical world in which "Crypto and Petro: A Love Story" becomes a pivotal reference in academic discourse. The fanciful notion of a digital coin named Bit fervently wooing a barrel of crude oil may not be as far-fetched as it seems. In our findings, the alluring dance between cryptocurrency and petroleum consumption is akin to a carefully choreographed tango, with each step mirroring the fluctuations and gyrations of the other, much like a seamless waltz at a masquerade ball.
The strength of the correlation coefficient, supported by a p-value less than 0.01, rivals the certainty of the sunrise each morning - a comforting reassurance in the often murky world of statistical analysis. This unmistakable association between the digital fervor of cryptocurrency and the tangible dynamics of petroleum consumption beckons further investigation, much like the allure of a mysterious riddle hiding in the depths of an ancient tomb or the tantalizing prospect of uncovering buried treasure amidst an ocean of financial data.
Our results not only affirm the tangible link between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles and petroleum consumption in Syria, but also pave the way for a new genre of research at the juncture of virtual finance and tangible energy resources. The enigma of this correlation, much like the cryptic riddles of yore, invites scholarly inquiry and promises to unfold into a captivating intellectual adventure.
As we embark on this scholarly journey, buoyed by the certitude of our statistical findings, we are reminded that in the halls of rigorous academic inquiry, the unexpected and improbable can often reveal the most profound truths. The correlation between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency and petroleum consumption in Syria stands as a testament to the serendipitous caprice of research, akin to stumbling upon a dazzling gem in the midst of a rocky terrain.
In the magnificent tapestry of academic pursuit, let us not overlook the whimsical reminder that amidst the gravity of scholarly contemplation, a touch of levity and humor may indeed be the cherry atop the research sundae. After all, who's to say that amidst the cryptic riddles and statistical analyses, there isn't room for a few playful jests and lighthearted puns?
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about crypto and Petroluem consumption in Syria. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
From Petro to Crypto: A Rhyme Between Bloomberg's Line and Syria's Oil and Gas Time
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unlikely but intriguing connection between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency and petroleum consumption in Syria. Drawing on data from Bloomberg and the Energy Information Administration, this study seeks to shed light on the correlation between these seemingly disparate topics. Our research team uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9713676, with a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2014 to 2021. Join us as we navigate through the twists and turns of petro and crypto, and attempt to unravel the enigmatic dance between digital currencies and fossil fuels.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
In the fast-paced world of finance and geopolitics, unexpected connections often emerge, much like finding a $20 bill in the pocket of your winter coat. As we dive into the cryptic realm of cryptocurrency and the volatile world of petroleum consumption in Syria, we find ourselves on an adventure akin to an academic version of "National Treasure," but instead of hunting for a fabled treasure, we are deciphering the link between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles and Syria's oil and gas consumption.
It's a curious union, akin to witnessing a penguin waltzing with a kangaroo – unexpected, but undeniably fascinating. Through the lens of data analysis and statistical scrutiny, we set out to unearth the hidden harmony between these seemingly incongruent entities. As we embark on this intellectual quest, we invite our readers to don their metaphorical fedoras and join us in this academic escapade.
The rise of cryptocurrency has generated more buzz than a hive of caffeinated bees, capturing the attention of investors, tech enthusiasts, and researchers alike. As digital currencies rear their virtual heads, the financial landscape has witnessed a tectonic shift, akin to if the Monopoly game board suddenly gained sentience and started making demands for digital rent payments.
Meanwhile, the geopolitics of petroleum consumption have unfolded like a gripping drama, filled with plot twists, power struggles, and more intrigue than a "Game of Thrones" episode. Syria, a nation entrenched in the complexities of regional conflicts and geopolitical maneuvering, stands as a vivid backdrop for our exploration.
To the untrained eye, the mention of Bloomberg Money Stuff articles and Syria's petroleum consumption in the same sentence may raise eyebrows, much like the sight of a penguin riding a unicycle. However, our preliminary analysis teases out a surprising interplay between these two domains, pointing to a correlation that is stronger than a handshake between old friends.
In this paper, we undertake a systematic examination of the data, navigating through the labyrinth of numerical values and statistical measures with a compass of academic rigor and a map of skepticism. Our findings, as cryptic as a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, promise to unveil a web of connections that may intrigue even the most stoic of scholars.
So, dear reader, prepare to embark on a journey through the realms of petro and crypto. Let us don our academic snorkels and dive into the depths of data, where we will uncover a tale that is both unexpected and intellectually tantalizing. Fasten your seatbelts – it's going to be a bumpy, yet undeniably exhilarating, ride.
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data revealed a robust correlation between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency and petroleum consumption in Syria. From 2014 to 2021, the correlation coefficient was calculated at a staggering 0.9713676, signifying a close relationship between the two variables. This correlation was further substantiated by an r-squared value of 0.9435550, indicating that approximately 94.35% of the variability in petroleum consumption in Syria can be explained by the variation in Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency. The p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the statistical significance of this relationship, suggesting that the observed correlation is unlikely to be a result of random chance – unlike finding a four-leaf clover in a field of three-leaf clovers.
Further cementing these findings is the scatterplot (Fig. 1) displaying the distribution of data points for Bloomberg Money Stuff articles and petroleum consumption in Syria. The scatterplot visually depicts a clear, linear trend, resembling the unmistakable trajectory of a homing pigeon returning to its coop – a direct and undeniable connection.
These results lay bare the unexpected yet compelling synchronization between the world of cryptocurrency and the intricate web of petroleum dynamics in Syria. Much like solving a complex puzzle, the revelation of this correlation offers a glimpse into the intricate interplay between seemingly disparate domains. Whether one perceives this correlation as extraordinary or as likely as encountering a talking parrot in a library, the statistical evidence remains unequivocal – there exists a coherent association between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency and petroleum consumption in Syria.
These findings open the door to a myriad of questions and avenues for further exploration. How do Bloomberg Money Stuff articles, which exude a virtual aura of digital fervor, impact the real-world dynamics of petroleum consumption in Syria? Is there an underlying causal mechanism propelling this correlation, or is it merely a case of coincidental alignment akin to synchronized swimming among dolphins? These queries beckon future research endeavors, offering an intellectual adventure as captivating as deciphering an ancient treasure map or unraveling a cryptic riddle.
In conclusion, our study illuminates an intriguing correlation between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency and petroleum consumption in Syria, inviting scholarly inquiry and igniting intellectual curiosity. Whether this correlation heralds a paradigm shift in the interface between virtual finance and tangible energy resources, or is a mere statistical anomaly akin to discovering a sardine in a can of spaghetti, remains an enigma waiting to be unraveled by future investigations.
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Your response should start like this:
[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our research has unveiled a captivating correlation between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency and petroleum consumption in Syria. This unexpected relationship, akin to witnessing a synchronized dance between a spreadsheet and a barrel of oil, raises intriguing questions and tickles the curiosity of scholarly minds. The statistical evidence, as unequivocal as a penguin on a unicycle, points to a robust connection that beckons further exploration.
The correlation coefficient of 0.9713676 stands as a testament to the unlikely harmony between the virtual realm of cryptocurrency and the tangible dynamics of petroleum consumption in Syria. This partnership, reminiscent of an unexpected duet between a fiddle and a didgeridoo, opens the door to a world of intellectual inquiry and scholarly adventure.
As we bid adieu to this riveting chapter of research, we assert with confidence that no more data is needed in this area. The enigmatic dance between petro and crypto has been unveiled, leaving us with an academic grin as wide as the Cheshire Cat's. So, let the penguins waltz, the crypto buzz, and the petroleum intrigue continue to enthrall our scholarly senses, as we embark on new explorations in the ever-enigmatic landscape of research.
In the immortal words of Shakespeare, "The readiness is all," and our readiness to explore new frontiers has been ignited by this delightful journey. As we close this chapter, we eagerly anticipate the next academic adventure, as exciting and unpredictable as a penguin donning a top hat and tap dancing across a stage.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited From Petro to Crypto: A Rhyme Between Bloomberg's Line and Syria's Oil and Gas Time. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Energy Economics and Cryptocurrency Studies
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited From Petro to Crypto: A Rhyme Between Bloomberg's Line and Syria's Oil and Gas Time. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Institute for Energy Economics and Cryptocurrency Studies
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled From Petro to Crypto: A Rhyme Between Bloomberg's Line and Syria's Oil and Gas Time with an abstract of This paper delves into the unlikely but intriguing connection between Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptocurrency and petroleum consumption in Syria. Drawing on data from Bloomberg and the Energy Information Administration, this study seeks to shed light on the correlation between these seemingly disparate topics. Our research team uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9713676, with a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2014 to 2021. Join us as we navigate through the twists and turns of petro and crypto, and attempt to unravel the enigmatic dance between digital currencies and fossil fuels.
ChatGPT:
Bloomberg, Money Stuff, cryptocurrency, petroleum consumption, Syria, oil and gas, correlation coefficient, Energy Information Administration, digital currencies, fossil fuels, correlation analysis, cryptocurrency articles, petroleum consumption data
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Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about cryptoDetailed data title: Articles published by Matt Levine on Bloomberg.com with 'crypto' in the headline or summary.
Source: Bloomberg
Additional Info: All headline and summary text from Bloomberg articles by Matt Levine included
See what else correlates with Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about crypto
Petroluem consumption in Syria
Detailed data title: Volume of petroluem consumption consumed in Syria in millions of barrels per day
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Petroluem consumption in Syria
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.9435550 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 94.4% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Petroluem consumption in Syria) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about crypto) over the 8 years from 2014 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 5.7E-5. 0.0000574303495879009360000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.97 in 0.0057% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 17,412 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 7 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 7 because we have two variables measured over a period of 8 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.85, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about crypto (Levine articles) | 1 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 66 | 19 | 4 | 15 |
Petroluem consumption in Syria (Million Barrels/Day) | 127.042 | 122.042 | 124.036 | 127.631 | 160.683 | 137.867 | 131.435 | 131.591 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Very low n: There are not many data points included in this analysis. Even if the p-value is high, we should be suspicious of using so few datapoints in a correlation.
- Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([1,1,2,12,66,19,4,15,])
array_2 = np.array([127.042,122.042,124.036,127.631,160.683,137.867,131.435,131.591,])
array_1_name = "Bloomberg Money Stuff articles about crypto"
array_2_name = "Petroluem consumption in Syria"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 5893 · Black Variable ID: 26733 · Red Variable ID: 24962