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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the second variable is The number of animal control workers in New Mexico.  The chart goes from 2017 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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As the fidget spinner meme faded into obscurity, people found new ways to entertain themselves, including adopting pet hamsters. This unexpected surge in hamster ownership led to a higher demand for hamster control workers, but unfortunately, there weren't enough individuals with the specialized skills to handle these tiny, swift creatures. This in turn caused a shortage of animal control workers in New Mexico, creating a situation where the once-popular meme literally spun out of control, leaving the state scrambling to manage the influx of adorable but mischievous hamsters. It was a classic case of a viral trend leading to a small, furry crisis - a reminder that even the most seemingly harmless memes can have unforeseen consequences on the labor market, especially when hamsters are involved!

Create a meme inspired by the fidget spinner meme that in some way references The number of animal control workers in New Mexico. Try to emulate the style of the meme - don’t violate the copyright, just make it look and feel like the original meme.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme caused The number of animal control workers in New Mexico to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Spinning into Action: Exploring the Furry Link between Fidget Spinner Frenzy and Animal Control Workforce in New Mexico

Journal of Playful Behavior

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and The number of animal control workers in New Mexico. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from Google Trends and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9999897 and p < 0.01 for 2017 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Spinning into Action: Exploring the Furry Link between Fidget Spinner Frenzy and Animal Control Workforce in New Mexico

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the surprisingly interwoven relationship between the meteoric rise of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the employment dynamics of animal control workers in the charming state of New Mexico. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team has unearthed an intriguing correlation coefficient of 0.9999897 and a statistically robust p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2017 to 2022. Our findings not only underscore the remarkable interconnectedness of seemingly disparate societal phenomena but also provoke contemplation on the pervasive impact of internet-inspired fads on regional labor demographics. The implications of our investigation reach far beyond the confines of academic curiosity, shedding light on the curious forces shaping the labor landscape in the Land of Enchantment.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and The number of animal control workers in New Mexico. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Spinning into Action: Exploring the Furry Link between Fidget Spinner Frenzy and Animal Control Workforce in New Mexico

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the surprisingly interwoven relationship between the meteoric rise of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the employment dynamics of animal control workers in the charming state of New Mexico. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team has unearthed an intriguing correlation coefficient of 0.9999897 and a statistically robust p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2017 to 2022. Our findings not only underscore the remarkable interconnectedness of seemingly disparate societal phenomena but also provoke contemplation on the pervasive impact of internet-inspired fads on regional labor demographics. The implications of our investigation reach far beyond the confines of academic curiosity, shedding light on the curious forces shaping the labor landscape in the Land of Enchantment.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The 'fidget spinner' craze swept through the digital sphere in 2017, captivating the attention of internet denizens and spawning a plethora of memes and viral videos. Meanwhile, in the sunbathed expanse of New Mexico, a different kind of whirlwind was taking place - the steady hum of the animal control workforce as they navigated the challenges of ensuring human and animal coexistence. While these two phenomena may appear as incongruous as a cat and a fidget spinner, our research has taken a spin on the unexpected connection between them.

In the vast landscape of internet memes, the 'fidget spinner' garnered an unprecedented level of attention, simultaneously captivating curious individuals and evoking debates about its societal impact. Brands rushed to capitalize on the fad, churning out an array of spinners in various shapes and sizes, with some adorned with paw prints and animal motifs. The symbiotic relationship between the 'fidget spinner' and its animal-inspired iterations provides an intriguing backdrop for our exploration of its resonance with the animal control workforce in New Mexico.

The state of New Mexico, with its radiant landscapes and diverse wildlife, provides an optimal setting for our investigation. As the familiar hum of the 'fidget spinner' echoed through cyber channels, we turned our attention to the on-the-ground circumstances of animal control workers in the Land of Enchantment. This study endeavors to illuminate the entwined destinies of these seemingly unrelated phenomena, unraveling the threads that connect the glinting fidget spinner and the tireless efforts of animal control workers. As we delve into this unexpected correlation, we invite the reader to join us in this whimsical adventure through the realms of internet culture and labor dynamics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and The number of animal control workers in New Mexico. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Spinning into Action: Exploring the Furry Link between Fidget Spinner Frenzy and Animal Control Workforce in New Mexico

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the surprisingly interwoven relationship between the meteoric rise of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the employment dynamics of animal control workers in the charming state of New Mexico. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team has unearthed an intriguing correlation coefficient of 0.9999897 and a statistically robust p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2017 to 2022. Our findings not only underscore the remarkable interconnectedness of seemingly disparate societal phenomena but also provoke contemplation on the pervasive impact of internet-inspired fads on regional labor demographics. The implications of our investigation reach far beyond the confines of academic curiosity, shedding light on the curious forces shaping the labor landscape in the Land of Enchantment.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The 'fidget spinner' craze swept through the digital sphere in 2017, captivating the attention of internet denizens and spawning a plethora of memes and viral videos. Meanwhile, in the sunbathed expanse of New Mexico, a different kind of whirlwind was taking place - the steady hum of the animal control workforce as they navigated the challenges of ensuring human and animal coexistence. While these two phenomena may appear as incongruous as a cat and a fidget spinner, our research has taken a spin on the unexpected connection between them.
In the vast landscape of internet memes, the 'fidget spinner' garnered an unprecedented level of attention, simultaneously captivating curious individuals and evoking debates about its societal impact. Brands rushed to capitalize on the fad, churning out an array of spinners in various shapes and sizes, with some adorned with paw prints and animal motifs. The symbiotic relationship between the 'fidget spinner' and its animal-inspired iterations provides an intriguing backdrop for our exploration of its resonance with the animal control workforce in New Mexico.
The state of New Mexico, with its radiant landscapes and diverse wildlife, provides an optimal setting for our investigation. As the familiar hum of the 'fidget spinner' echoed through cyber channels, we turned our attention to the on-the-ground circumstances of animal control workers in the Land of Enchantment. This study endeavors to illuminate the entwined destinies of these seemingly unrelated phenomena, unraveling the threads that connect the glinting fidget spinner and the tireless efforts of animal control workers. As we delve into this unexpected correlation, we invite the reader to join us in this whimsical adventure through the realms of internet culture and labor dynamics.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In their seminal work, Smith and colleagues (2018) examine the societal impact of internet memes and viral phenomena, delving into the mechanisms that propel certain trends to the forefront of digital consciousness. Their study sheds light on the intricate dynamics between online fads and real-world implications, offering a robust framework for our exploration of the 'fidget spinner' meme and its unexpected connection to the labor force in New Mexico.

Doe (2019) contributes to the discourse by analyzing the intersection of digital culture and consumer behavior, offering compelling insights into the ways in which internet-inspired trends permeate various facets of society. The author's findings serve as an enlightening backdrop for our investigation of the resonance between the 'fidget spinner' meme and the employment patterns of animal control workers, pointing to the multifaceted influences that underpin seemingly unrelated phenomena.

Jones (2020) expands the scholarly conversation by examining the cultural symbolism of internet memes and their impact on consumer preferences. Through a comprehensive analysis of meme-centric merchandise and its market reception, the author highlights the subtle ways in which online trends manifest in consumer products, providing a compelling vantage point for our exploration of the interplay between 'fidget spinner' paraphernalia and its thematic alignment with animal-related motifs.

Turning to non-fiction literature that directly or tangentially relates to the subject matter at hand, "Animals in Translation" by Temple Grandin (2005) and "Spinning the Semantic Web" by Dieter Fensel and Henry Lieberman (2003) offer valuable perspectives on animal behavior and internet culture, respectively. While the former delves into the intricacies of animal cognition, the latter provides an intriguing parallel to our investigation, as it explores the semantic underpinnings of information exchange in digital environments.

In the realm of fiction, "The Tiger's Wife" by Téa Obreht (2011) and "Fidget Spinner, the Nebulous Chronicles" by G. W. Tweet (2020) project evocative imagery of animals and whirligig contraptions, albeit in vastly different narrative contexts. Although these works may not directly inform our empirical inquiry, their thematic resonances with the 'fidget spinner' meme and animal imagery add a layer of whimsical introspection to our scholarly pursuit.

A handful of films also provide tangential insights into the thematic landscape of our study. "Zootopia" (2016) and "The Secret Life of Pets" (2016) offer playful explorations of human-animal dynamics, infusing elements of humor and anthropomorphism that mirror the lighthearted essence of the 'fidget spinner' phenomenon.

In weaving together the diverse threads of academic research, literary imaginings, and cinematic anecdotes, our review of the literature forms a tapestry that sets the stage for our whimsical expedition into the intertwined domains of internet culture and labor dynamics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and The number of animal control workers in New Mexico. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Google Trends and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2017 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Spinning into Action: Exploring the Furry Link between Fidget Spinner Frenzy and Animal Control Workforce in New Mexico

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the surprisingly interwoven relationship between the meteoric rise of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the employment dynamics of animal control workers in the charming state of New Mexico. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team has unearthed an intriguing correlation coefficient of 0.9999897 and a statistically robust p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2017 to 2022. Our findings not only underscore the remarkable interconnectedness of seemingly disparate societal phenomena but also provoke contemplation on the pervasive impact of internet-inspired fads on regional labor demographics. The implications of our investigation reach far beyond the confines of academic curiosity, shedding light on the curious forces shaping the labor landscape in the Land of Enchantment.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The 'fidget spinner' craze swept through the digital sphere in 2017, captivating the attention of internet denizens and spawning a plethora of memes and viral videos. Meanwhile, in the sunbathed expanse of New Mexico, a different kind of whirlwind was taking place - the steady hum of the animal control workforce as they navigated the challenges of ensuring human and animal coexistence. While these two phenomena may appear as incongruous as a cat and a fidget spinner, our research has taken a spin on the unexpected connection between them.
In the vast landscape of internet memes, the 'fidget spinner' garnered an unprecedented level of attention, simultaneously captivating curious individuals and evoking debates about its societal impact. Brands rushed to capitalize on the fad, churning out an array of spinners in various shapes and sizes, with some adorned with paw prints and animal motifs. The symbiotic relationship between the 'fidget spinner' and its animal-inspired iterations provides an intriguing backdrop for our exploration of its resonance with the animal control workforce in New Mexico.
The state of New Mexico, with its radiant landscapes and diverse wildlife, provides an optimal setting for our investigation. As the familiar hum of the 'fidget spinner' echoed through cyber channels, we turned our attention to the on-the-ground circumstances of animal control workers in the Land of Enchantment. This study endeavors to illuminate the entwined destinies of these seemingly unrelated phenomena, unraveling the threads that connect the glinting fidget spinner and the tireless efforts of animal control workers. As we delve into this unexpected correlation, we invite the reader to join us in this whimsical adventure through the realms of internet culture and labor dynamics.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To investigate the enigmatic alignment of the 'fidget spinner' meme's popularity with the number of animal control workers in New Mexico, our research team employed a blend of data mining, statistical analysis, and a touch of whimsy. We harnessed the wily power of Google Trends to gauge the ebb and flow of 'fidget spinner' fervor across the internet and meticulously tracked the corresponding fluctuations in public interest over time. Additionally, we delved into the arcane depths of the Bureau of Labor Statistics to glean insights into the convoluted intricacies of the animal control workforce in the Land of Enchantment.

The dataset ranges from 2017 to 2022, combining a bevy of online metrics with labor force statistics to paint a comprehensive tableau of these seemingly disparate phenomena. Leveraging the intoxicating allure of big data, we conducted a robust correlation analysis and wielded the esteemed tools of regression modeling to unearth the hidden connections between 'fidget spinner' mania and the employment dynamics of animal control workers. Our methodology, while grounded in rigorous empirical inquiry, also embraced the freewheeling spirit of internet culture, recognizing the delightful unpredictability that underpins the arcane art of meme-watching and statistical juggling.

In this merry dance of digital anthropology and labor economics, our research team sought to untangle the multifaceted forces at play, all while keeping an astute eye on the capricious nature of online trends and the steadfast labor realities on the plains of New Mexico. Through an elaborate choreography of data collection, analysis, and interpretive nuance, we sashayed our way into the enigmatic heart of this curious correlation, embodying the spirited synergy of rigour and levity in our scholarly pursuits.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and The number of animal control workers in New Mexico. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Google Trends and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2017 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9999897, r-squared of 0.9999794, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Spinning into Action: Exploring the Furry Link between Fidget Spinner Frenzy and Animal Control Workforce in New Mexico

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the surprisingly interwoven relationship between the meteoric rise of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the employment dynamics of animal control workers in the charming state of New Mexico. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team has unearthed an intriguing correlation coefficient of 0.9999897 and a statistically robust p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2017 to 2022. Our findings not only underscore the remarkable interconnectedness of seemingly disparate societal phenomena but also provoke contemplation on the pervasive impact of internet-inspired fads on regional labor demographics. The implications of our investigation reach far beyond the confines of academic curiosity, shedding light on the curious forces shaping the labor landscape in the Land of Enchantment.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The 'fidget spinner' craze swept through the digital sphere in 2017, captivating the attention of internet denizens and spawning a plethora of memes and viral videos. Meanwhile, in the sunbathed expanse of New Mexico, a different kind of whirlwind was taking place - the steady hum of the animal control workforce as they navigated the challenges of ensuring human and animal coexistence. While these two phenomena may appear as incongruous as a cat and a fidget spinner, our research has taken a spin on the unexpected connection between them.
In the vast landscape of internet memes, the 'fidget spinner' garnered an unprecedented level of attention, simultaneously captivating curious individuals and evoking debates about its societal impact. Brands rushed to capitalize on the fad, churning out an array of spinners in various shapes and sizes, with some adorned with paw prints and animal motifs. The symbiotic relationship between the 'fidget spinner' and its animal-inspired iterations provides an intriguing backdrop for our exploration of its resonance with the animal control workforce in New Mexico.
The state of New Mexico, with its radiant landscapes and diverse wildlife, provides an optimal setting for our investigation. As the familiar hum of the 'fidget spinner' echoed through cyber channels, we turned our attention to the on-the-ground circumstances of animal control workers in the Land of Enchantment. This study endeavors to illuminate the entwined destinies of these seemingly unrelated phenomena, unraveling the threads that connect the glinting fidget spinner and the tireless efforts of animal control workers. As we delve into this unexpected correlation, we invite the reader to join us in this whimsical adventure through the realms of internet culture and labor dynamics.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The statistical analysis revealed a strikingly strong correlation between the popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the number of animal control workers in New Mexico for the period of 2017 to 2022. The correlation coefficient of 0.9999897 indicates an almost perfect positive linear relationship between the two variables. This finding is further supported by a high r-squared value of 0.9999794, demonstrating that approximately 99.99% of the variability in the number of animal control workers can be explained by the popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme. Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides strong evidence against the null hypothesis, confirming the significance of this correlation.

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts this robust association, with the data points aligning in a near-perfect linear pattern. The near-vertical clustering of the data points reflects the close correspondence between the surge of interest in the 'fidget spinner' meme and the expansion of the animal control workforce in New Mexico. The sheer alignment of these two seemingly unrelated phenomena is as surprising as stumbling upon a well-concealed Easter egg in a digital labyrinth.

It is worth noting that while correlation does not imply causation, the compelling consistency of the relationship observed in this study beckons further exploration. The undeniable synchrony between the fad of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the employment patterns of animal control workers prompts contemplation on the hidden currents shaping labor dynamics amidst the ever-changing zeitgeist of internet-driven phenomena. This uncanny correlation serves as a reminder that beneath the surface of seemingly disparate societal trends, there may be hidden connections waiting to be unraveled.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and The number of animal control workers in New Mexico. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Spinning into Action: Exploring the Furry Link between Fidget Spinner Frenzy and Animal Control Workforce in New Mexico

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the surprisingly interwoven relationship between the meteoric rise of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the employment dynamics of animal control workers in the charming state of New Mexico. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team has unearthed an intriguing correlation coefficient of 0.9999897 and a statistically robust p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2017 to 2022. Our findings not only underscore the remarkable interconnectedness of seemingly disparate societal phenomena but also provoke contemplation on the pervasive impact of internet-inspired fads on regional labor demographics. The implications of our investigation reach far beyond the confines of academic curiosity, shedding light on the curious forces shaping the labor landscape in the Land of Enchantment.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their seminal work, Smith and colleagues (2018) examine the societal impact of internet memes and viral phenomena, delving into the mechanisms that propel certain trends to the forefront of digital consciousness. Their study sheds light on the intricate dynamics between online fads and real-world implications, offering a robust framework for our exploration of the 'fidget spinner' meme and its unexpected connection to the labor force in New Mexico.
Doe (2019) contributes to the discourse by analyzing the intersection of digital culture and consumer behavior, offering compelling insights into the ways in which internet-inspired trends permeate various facets of society. The author's findings serve as an enlightening backdrop for our investigation of the resonance between the 'fidget spinner' meme and the employment patterns of animal control workers, pointing to the multifaceted influences that underpin seemingly unrelated phenomena.
Jones (2020) expands the scholarly conversation by examining the cultural symbolism of internet memes and their impact on consumer preferences. Through a comprehensive analysis of meme-centric merchandise and its market reception, the author highlights the subtle ways in which online trends manifest in consumer products, providing a compelling vantage point for our exploration of the interplay between 'fidget spinner' paraphernalia and its thematic alignment with animal-related motifs.
Turning to non-fiction literature that directly or tangentially relates to the subject matter at hand, "Animals in Translation" by Temple Grandin (2005) and "Spinning the Semantic Web" by Dieter Fensel and Henry Lieberman (2003) offer valuable perspectives on animal behavior and internet culture, respectively. While the former delves into the intricacies of animal cognition, the latter provides an intriguing parallel to our investigation, as it explores the semantic underpinnings of information exchange in digital environments.
In the realm of fiction, "The Tiger's Wife" by Téa Obreht (2011) and "Fidget Spinner, the Nebulous Chronicles" by G. W. Tweet (2020) project evocative imagery of animals and whirligig contraptions, albeit in vastly different narrative contexts. Although these works may not directly inform our empirical inquiry, their thematic resonances with the 'fidget spinner' meme and animal imagery add a layer of whimsical introspection to our scholarly pursuit.
A handful of films also provide tangential insights into the thematic landscape of our study. "Zootopia" (2016) and "The Secret Life of Pets" (2016) offer playful explorations of human-animal dynamics, infusing elements of humor and anthropomorphism that mirror the lighthearted essence of the 'fidget spinner' phenomenon.
In weaving together the diverse threads of academic research, literary imaginings, and cinematic anecdotes, our review of the literature forms a tapestry that sets the stage for our whimsical expedition into the intertwined domains of internet culture and labor dynamics.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis revealed a strikingly strong correlation between the popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the number of animal control workers in New Mexico for the period of 2017 to 2022. The correlation coefficient of 0.9999897 indicates an almost perfect positive linear relationship between the two variables. This finding is further supported by a high r-squared value of 0.9999794, demonstrating that approximately 99.99% of the variability in the number of animal control workers can be explained by the popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme. Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides strong evidence against the null hypothesis, confirming the significance of this correlation.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts this robust association, with the data points aligning in a near-perfect linear pattern. The near-vertical clustering of the data points reflects the close correspondence between the surge of interest in the 'fidget spinner' meme and the expansion of the animal control workforce in New Mexico. The sheer alignment of these two seemingly unrelated phenomena is as surprising as stumbling upon a well-concealed Easter egg in a digital labyrinth.
It is worth noting that while correlation does not imply causation, the compelling consistency of the relationship observed in this study beckons further exploration. The undeniable synchrony between the fad of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the employment patterns of animal control workers prompts contemplation on the hidden currents shaping labor dynamics amidst the ever-changing zeitgeist of internet-driven phenomena. This uncanny correlation serves as a reminder that beneath the surface of seemingly disparate societal trends, there may be hidden connections waiting to be unraveled.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The robust correlation uncovered in our investigation aligns with the prior research that has delved into the undercurrents of internet memes and their curious resonance with real-world phenomena. Smith and colleagues (2018) set the stage for our exploration by highlighting the intricate dynamics between online fads and tangible implications, laying the foundation for our striking findings. Indeed, much like the unexpected animal control call in the dead of night, the connection between the 'fidget spinner' meme and the labor force in New Mexico emerged into the spotlight, demanding attention despite its initial elusiveness.

Moreover, the whimsical exploration of meme-centric merchandise and its thematic alignment with animal-related motifs, as emphasized by Jones (2020), finds an unexpected parallel in our revelation of the synchronous surge in 'fidget spinner' interest and the expansion of the animal control workforce. The uncanny convergence between these ostensibly unrelated domains appears as intriguing as observing a playful kitten chasing a spinning toy, with the same element of delightful surprise intertwined in our empirical discovery.

In a similar vein, our empirical inquiry resonates with the thematic underpinnings of non-fiction works such as "Animals in Translation" by Temple Grandin (2005) and "Spinning the Semantic Web" by Dieter Fensel and Henry Lieberman (2003). While the former delves into the complexities of animal cognition, and the latter unravels the intricacies of information exchange in digital environments, our study playfully weaves together these themes, much like a mischievous yarn intertwining through the fabric of our findings.

Moving beyond the staid confines of empirical inquiries, our study embraces the whimsical resonances with fiction and cinematic works, infusing an element of playful curiosity into the realm of scholarly exploration. The thematic echoes of "The Tiger's Wife" by Téa Obreht (2011) and "Fidget Spinner, the Nebulous Chronicles" by G. W. Tweet (2020) ripple through our scholarly discourse as subtly as a furry creature tiptoeing through a meme-strewn landscape, adding a layer of delight to our otherwise serious endeavor.

In essence, our investigation not only corroborates the unforeseen link between the 'fidget spinner' meme and the labor landscape in New Mexico but also underscores the whimsical interconnectedness that thrums beneath the surface of seemingly incongruous societal trends. As we navigate the labyrinthine realms of internet culture and labor dynamics, the laughter of discovery and the joy of unexpected connections infuse our scholarly pursuit with a charm as captivating as a twirling fidget spinner on a sunny day.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and The number of animal control workers in New Mexico. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Spinning into Action: Exploring the Furry Link between Fidget Spinner Frenzy and Animal Control Workforce in New Mexico

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the surprisingly interwoven relationship between the meteoric rise of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the employment dynamics of animal control workers in the charming state of New Mexico. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team has unearthed an intriguing correlation coefficient of 0.9999897 and a statistically robust p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2017 to 2022. Our findings not only underscore the remarkable interconnectedness of seemingly disparate societal phenomena but also provoke contemplation on the pervasive impact of internet-inspired fads on regional labor demographics. The implications of our investigation reach far beyond the confines of academic curiosity, shedding light on the curious forces shaping the labor landscape in the Land of Enchantment.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The 'fidget spinner' craze swept through the digital sphere in 2017, captivating the attention of internet denizens and spawning a plethora of memes and viral videos. Meanwhile, in the sunbathed expanse of New Mexico, a different kind of whirlwind was taking place - the steady hum of the animal control workforce as they navigated the challenges of ensuring human and animal coexistence. While these two phenomena may appear as incongruous as a cat and a fidget spinner, our research has taken a spin on the unexpected connection between them.
In the vast landscape of internet memes, the 'fidget spinner' garnered an unprecedented level of attention, simultaneously captivating curious individuals and evoking debates about its societal impact. Brands rushed to capitalize on the fad, churning out an array of spinners in various shapes and sizes, with some adorned with paw prints and animal motifs. The symbiotic relationship between the 'fidget spinner' and its animal-inspired iterations provides an intriguing backdrop for our exploration of its resonance with the animal control workforce in New Mexico.
The state of New Mexico, with its radiant landscapes and diverse wildlife, provides an optimal setting for our investigation. As the familiar hum of the 'fidget spinner' echoed through cyber channels, we turned our attention to the on-the-ground circumstances of animal control workers in the Land of Enchantment. This study endeavors to illuminate the entwined destinies of these seemingly unrelated phenomena, unraveling the threads that connect the glinting fidget spinner and the tireless efforts of animal control workers. As we delve into this unexpected correlation, we invite the reader to join us in this whimsical adventure through the realms of internet culture and labor dynamics.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis revealed a strikingly strong correlation between the popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the number of animal control workers in New Mexico for the period of 2017 to 2022. The correlation coefficient of 0.9999897 indicates an almost perfect positive linear relationship between the two variables. This finding is further supported by a high r-squared value of 0.9999794, demonstrating that approximately 99.99% of the variability in the number of animal control workers can be explained by the popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme. Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides strong evidence against the null hypothesis, confirming the significance of this correlation.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts this robust association, with the data points aligning in a near-perfect linear pattern. The near-vertical clustering of the data points reflects the close correspondence between the surge of interest in the 'fidget spinner' meme and the expansion of the animal control workforce in New Mexico. The sheer alignment of these two seemingly unrelated phenomena is as surprising as stumbling upon a well-concealed Easter egg in a digital labyrinth.
It is worth noting that while correlation does not imply causation, the compelling consistency of the relationship observed in this study beckons further exploration. The undeniable synchrony between the fad of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the employment patterns of animal control workers prompts contemplation on the hidden currents shaping labor dynamics amidst the ever-changing zeitgeist of internet-driven phenomena. This uncanny correlation serves as a reminder that beneath the surface of seemingly disparate societal trends, there may be hidden connections waiting to be unraveled.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our investigation has revealed an uncannily strong correlation between the popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the number of animal control workers in the enchanting state of New Mexico. This intriguing association, akin to discovering a diamond in the rough of statistical analyses, prompts contemplation on the whimsical intertwining of internet culture and labor dynamics.

While we must tread cautiously in inferring causation from correlation, the pervasiveness of this relationship beckons consideration of the profound influence of internet fads on the labor landscape. The undeniable synergy between the hypnotic whirl of the 'fidget spinner' and the expansion of the animal control workforce hints at the invisible strings that tether seemingly unrelated phenomena together, much like discovering a secret passage in a labyrinthine puzzle.

Our findings evoke curiosity and a touch of amusement, akin to stumbling upon a hidden treasure map in the digital expanse. However, amidst the allure of this unexpected correlation, it is crucial to exercise discretion in drawing definitive conclusions. As we bid farewell to this curious foray into the furry link between fidget spinner frenzy and animal control workforce, we are compelled to acknowledge that further research in this delightful realm unveils diminishing returns, much like attempting to spin an already spinning fidget spinner. Thus, it is with the sobering wisdom of statistical rigor that we assert no further exploration is warranted in this area.


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System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Spinning into Action: Exploring the Furry Link between Fidget Spinner Frenzy and Animal Control Workforce in New Mexico. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Playful Behavior


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System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Spinning into Action: Exploring the Furry Link between Fidget Spinner Frenzy and Animal Control Workforce in New Mexico. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Center for Furry Fad Studies


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System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Spinning into Action: Exploring the Furry Link between Fidget Spinner Frenzy and Animal Control Workforce in New Mexico with an abstract of This study delves into the surprisingly interwoven relationship between the meteoric rise of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the employment dynamics of animal control workers in the charming state of New Mexico. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team has unearthed an intriguing correlation coefficient of 0.9999897 and a statistically robust p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2017 to 2022. Our findings not only underscore the remarkable interconnectedness of seemingly disparate societal phenomena but also provoke contemplation on the pervasive impact of internet-inspired fads on regional labor demographics. The implications of our investigation reach far beyond the confines of academic curiosity, shedding light on the curious forces shaping the labor landscape in the Land of Enchantment.

ChatGPT:

Fidget spinner meme, animal control workforce, New Mexico, Google Trends, Bureau of Labor Statistics, correlation coefficient, p-value, labor demographics, internet-inspired fads, New Mexico labor landscape

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Data details

Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'fidget spinner' (without quotes, in the United States)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume is a unique Google thing; the shape of the chart is accurate but the actual numbers are meaningless.

See what else correlates with Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme

The number of animal control workers in New Mexico
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of animal control workers in New Mexico
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of animal control workers in New Mexico

Correlation r = 0.9999897 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9999794 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 100% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of animal control workers in New Mexico) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme) over the 6 years from 2017 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.6E-10. 0.0000000001593248431929610800
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 1 in 1.6E-8% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 6,276,485,073 random variables You don't actually need 6 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 5 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 5 because we have two variables measured over a period of 6 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 1, 1 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme (Relative popularity)191.083331111
The number of animal control workers in New Mexico (Animal Control Workers)190150150150150150




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Very low n: There are not many data points included in this analysis. Even if the p-value is high, we should be suspicious of using so few datapoints in a correlation.
  5. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([19,1.08333,1,1,1,1,])
array_2 = np.array([190,150,150,150,150,150,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme"
array_2_name = "The number of animal control workers in New Mexico"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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