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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Vincennes, Indiana and the second variable is Google searches for 'what is my zodiac sign'.  The chart goes from 2004 to 2011, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the air pollution in Vincennes, Indiana rises, it creates a mystical smog that shrouds the city. This smog is inadvertently tuned to the cosmic frequencies of the universe, leading to a surge in zodiac energy. Citizens find themselves inexplicably drawn to pondering their astrological identities amidst the hazy horizons, as if the pollution has cosmically charged the very essence of their being. So, while the skies may be unclear, one thing is certain - the stars have never been more in sync with Vincennes.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of Vincennes, Indiana, with a hazy, mystical atmosphere caused by rising air pollution. In the midst of the celestial haze, people are seen gazing at their smartphones, their faces illuminated by the faint glow of screens. The cosmic energy of the city is palpable as the allure of astrology is elevated in the hazy atmosphere. The scene should capture the mystical aura and the high-tech vibe of people using their smartphones in the cosmic fog. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in Vincennes, Indiana and Google searches for 'what is my zodiac sign'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Photorealism Cute cartoon High-tech Magic realism Futuristic
ChatGPT: High-tech

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in Vincennes, Indiana and Google searches for 'what is my zodiac sign', in the following situation: As the air pollution in Vincennes, Indiana rises, it creates a mystical smog that shrouds the city. This smog is inadvertently tuned to the cosmic frequencies of the universe, leading to a surge in zodiac energy. Citizens find themselves inexplicably drawn to pondering their astrological identities amidst the hazy horizons, as if the pollution has cosmically charged the very essence of their being. So, while the skies may be unclear, one thing is certain - the stars have never been more in sync with Vincennes.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A hazy smog blankets Vincennes, Indiana, as air pollution rises, casting a mystical aura over the city. Amidst the celestial haze, people are seen gazing at their smartphones, searching for their zodiac signs, their faces illuminated by the faint glow of screens amidst the cosmic fog. The city's cosmic energy is palpable, with the pollution inadvertently elevating the allure of astrology in the hazy atmosphere.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ High-tech ] and depicting this scene: A hazy smog blankets Vincennes, Indiana, as air pollution rises, casting a mystical aura over the city. Amidst the celestial haze, people are seen gazing at their smartphones, searching for their zodiac signs, their faces illuminated by the faint glow of screens amidst the cosmic fog. The city's cosmic energy is palpable, with the pollution inadvertently elevating the allure of astrology in the hazy atmosphere. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of Vincennes, Indiana, with a hazy, mystical atmosphere caused by rising air pollution. In the midst of the celestial haze, people are seen gazing at their smartphones, their faces illuminated by the faint glow of screens. The cosmic energy of the city is palpable as the allure of astrology is elevated in the hazy atmosphere. The scene should capture the mystical aura and the high-tech vibe of people using their smartphones in the cosmic fog.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Air pollution in Vincennes, Indiana caused what is my zodiac sign (Google searches for 'what is my zodiac sign') to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Starry-Eyed in Smoggy Skies: The Zodiac Sign Query and Air Pollution Association in Vincennes, Indiana

The Journal of Astrological Atmospheric Research

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Vincennes, Indiana and Google searches for 'what is my zodiac sign'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9416046 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2011.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Starry-Eyed in Smoggy Skies: The Zodiac Sign Query and Air Pollution Association in Vincennes, Indiana"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the surprising link between air pollution levels in Vincennes, Indiana, and Google searches for "what is my zodiac sign". By utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team uncovered a notable correlation coefficient of 0.9416046 and statistical significance with p < 0.01 for the time period from 2004 to 2011. While the relationship may initially seem as unlikely as the alignment of the planets, our findings suggest that there may indeed be a celestial connection between atmospheric pollutants and cosmic curiosity. This investigation sheds light on the interconnected nature of human behavior and environmental factors, reminding us that even amidst the haze of scientific inquiry, stargazing and whimsy can unexpectedly converge.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Vincennes, Indiana and Google searches for 'what is my zodiac sign'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Starry-Eyed in Smoggy Skies: The Zodiac Sign Query and Air Pollution Association in Vincennes, Indiana"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the surprising link between air pollution levels in Vincennes, Indiana, and Google searches for "what is my zodiac sign". By utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team uncovered a notable correlation coefficient of 0.9416046 and statistical significance with p < 0.01 for the time period from 2004 to 2011. While the relationship may initially seem as unlikely as the alignment of the planets, our findings suggest that there may indeed be a celestial connection between atmospheric pollutants and cosmic curiosity. This investigation sheds light on the interconnected nature of human behavior and environmental factors, reminding us that even amidst the haze of scientific inquiry, stargazing and whimsy can unexpectedly converge.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

In the realm of environmental research, one is often equipped with a sense of gravitas and an air of solemnity. The pursuit of knowledge regarding the intricate interactions between pollutants and human behaviors typically involves scrutinizing datasets, running statistical analyses, and debating the implications of various correlations. However, here in the heartland of Vincennes, Indiana, a peculiar connection has emerged from the haze – a celestial curiosity, if you will, that has left many scratching their heads and perhaps consulting the stars for guidance.

The aim of this study is to shed light on the unlikely correlation between air pollution levels and the Google searches for "what is my zodiac sign". It would appear that amidst the smoke and smog, there is a yearning for celestial guidance, a cosmic query seeking to penetrate the atmospheric barriers and transcend the earthly pollution that shrouds the sky. It is as though the residents of Vincennes, in their quest for clarity, have turned their eyes not only to the horizons but also to the heavens, seeking solace in the twinkling lights amidst the murkiness of airborne contaminants.

At first glance, the association between heavy metals and zodiac queries may appear as implausible as a zero gravity yoga class. However, through the rigorous analysis of EPA air quality data and the metrics of Google search trends, we have unearthed a correlation coefficient that is as striking as a shooting star streaking across a polluted urban sky.

The findings of this study may prompt a raised eyebrow or a fair bit of skepticism. Yet, they compel us to reconsider the intricate dance of the cosmos and the earthly concerns that occupy our minds. They nudge us to reflect on the subtle interplay of factors that shape human curiosity, from the whimsical queries about zodiac signs to the weighty influences of air pollution.

As we journey through this exploration, we invite you to join us in musing on the possibility that amidst the smoggy skies of Vincennes, the celestial and the terrestrial converge in a way that is as unexpected as it is thought-provoking. So, let us embark on this scholarly endeavor with open minds and perhaps a dash of stardust in our eyes.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Vincennes, Indiana and Google searches for 'what is my zodiac sign'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Starry-Eyed in Smoggy Skies: The Zodiac Sign Query and Air Pollution Association in Vincennes, Indiana"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the surprising link between air pollution levels in Vincennes, Indiana, and Google searches for "what is my zodiac sign". By utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team uncovered a notable correlation coefficient of 0.9416046 and statistical significance with p < 0.01 for the time period from 2004 to 2011. While the relationship may initially seem as unlikely as the alignment of the planets, our findings suggest that there may indeed be a celestial connection between atmospheric pollutants and cosmic curiosity. This investigation sheds light on the interconnected nature of human behavior and environmental factors, reminding us that even amidst the haze of scientific inquiry, stargazing and whimsy can unexpectedly converge.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the realm of environmental research, one is often equipped with a sense of gravitas and an air of solemnity. The pursuit of knowledge regarding the intricate interactions between pollutants and human behaviors typically involves scrutinizing datasets, running statistical analyses, and debating the implications of various correlations. However, here in the heartland of Vincennes, Indiana, a peculiar connection has emerged from the haze – a celestial curiosity, if you will, that has left many scratching their heads and perhaps consulting the stars for guidance.
The aim of this study is to shed light on the unlikely correlation between air pollution levels and the Google searches for "what is my zodiac sign". It would appear that amidst the smoke and smog, there is a yearning for celestial guidance, a cosmic query seeking to penetrate the atmospheric barriers and transcend the earthly pollution that shrouds the sky. It is as though the residents of Vincennes, in their quest for clarity, have turned their eyes not only to the horizons but also to the heavens, seeking solace in the twinkling lights amidst the murkiness of airborne contaminants.
At first glance, the association between heavy metals and zodiac queries may appear as implausible as a zero gravity yoga class. However, through the rigorous analysis of EPA air quality data and the metrics of Google search trends, we have unearthed a correlation coefficient that is as striking as a shooting star streaking across a polluted urban sky.
The findings of this study may prompt a raised eyebrow or a fair bit of skepticism. Yet, they compel us to reconsider the intricate dance of the cosmos and the earthly concerns that occupy our minds. They nudge us to reflect on the subtle interplay of factors that shape human curiosity, from the whimsical queries about zodiac signs to the weighty influences of air pollution.
As we journey through this exploration, we invite you to join us in musing on the possibility that amidst the smoggy skies of Vincennes, the celestial and the terrestrial converge in a way that is as unexpected as it is thought-provoking. So, let us embark on this scholarly endeavor with open minds and perhaps a dash of stardust in our eyes.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Numerous studies have delved into the intricate relationship between environmental factors and human behavior. Smith, Doe, and Jones (2015) conducted a thorough examination of the effects of air pollution on cognitive function, highlighting the cognitive impairments associated with exposure to particulate matter and nitrogen dioxide. The study drew attention to the consequences of poor air quality on decision-making processes and information processing, offering valuable insights into the potential impact of environmental pollutants on cognitive activities.

In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Similarly, the work of Brown (2017) explored the psychological effects of environmental degradation, emphasizing the influence of pollution on emotional well-being and mental health. The study underscored the pervasive impact of air pollution on mood and psychological states, elucidating the complex interplay between environmental stressors and human emotional responses.

As the scholarly pursuit of understanding human behavior in the context of environmental conditions continues, it is important to consider the unexpected connections that may arise. This brings us to the unconventional and enigmatic correlation between air pollution in Vincennes, Indiana, and the Google searches for "what is my zodiac sign".

While the topic at hand may seem as whimsical as a fortune cookie prediction, our investigation leads us to intertwine the serious nature of atmospheric pollutants with the cosmic curiosity that seems to beckon amidst the haze. As we venture into the realm of celestial contemplation, it is pertinent to acknowledge the influence of cultural and societal elements on individual inquiries into the metaphysical and astrological realms.

Drawing inspiration from real-life non-fiction accounts, such as "The Secret Language of Birthdays" and "Astrology for the Soul," one cannot discount the widespread fascination with zodiac signs and the profound impact of celestial beliefs on personal identities and decision-making processes. These works shed light on the enduring allure of astrology and its role in shaping human perceptions, offering an intriguing backdrop to our investigation.

Furthermore, fictional narratives such as "The Alchemist" by Paulo Coelho and "The Celestine Prophecy" by James Redfield, though not empirical in nature, present imaginative portrayals of humanity's quest for spiritual enlightenment and cosmic understanding. While these literary works may not offer empirical evidence, they serve as a reminder of the enduring fascination with the mystical and the transcendental, providing a backdrop to our exploration of celestial queries amidst environmental concerns.

In addition to literary sources, popular culture has also embedded celestial themes in cinematic productions, with films like "Stardust" and "Interstellar" capturing the allure of cosmic mysteries and the quest for transcendence. While these movies may not provide direct insights into our research endeavor, they serve as a whimsical reflection of humanity's enduring enchantment with the celestial realm, infusing our inquiry with a touch of cinematic wonder.

As we navigate through the scholarly landscape, it becomes apparent that the intertwining of environmental factors and celestial musings presents an unexpectedly whimsical avenue for inquiry, reminding us that even amidst the fog of research, a sprinkle of stardust can illuminate the path to discovery.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Vincennes, Indiana and Google searches for 'what is my zodiac sign'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends . You used data from 2004 to 2011

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Starry-Eyed in Smoggy Skies: The Zodiac Sign Query and Air Pollution Association in Vincennes, Indiana"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the surprising link between air pollution levels in Vincennes, Indiana, and Google searches for "what is my zodiac sign". By utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team uncovered a notable correlation coefficient of 0.9416046 and statistical significance with p < 0.01 for the time period from 2004 to 2011. While the relationship may initially seem as unlikely as the alignment of the planets, our findings suggest that there may indeed be a celestial connection between atmospheric pollutants and cosmic curiosity. This investigation sheds light on the interconnected nature of human behavior and environmental factors, reminding us that even amidst the haze of scientific inquiry, stargazing and whimsy can unexpectedly converge.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the realm of environmental research, one is often equipped with a sense of gravitas and an air of solemnity. The pursuit of knowledge regarding the intricate interactions between pollutants and human behaviors typically involves scrutinizing datasets, running statistical analyses, and debating the implications of various correlations. However, here in the heartland of Vincennes, Indiana, a peculiar connection has emerged from the haze – a celestial curiosity, if you will, that has left many scratching their heads and perhaps consulting the stars for guidance.
The aim of this study is to shed light on the unlikely correlation between air pollution levels and the Google searches for "what is my zodiac sign". It would appear that amidst the smoke and smog, there is a yearning for celestial guidance, a cosmic query seeking to penetrate the atmospheric barriers and transcend the earthly pollution that shrouds the sky. It is as though the residents of Vincennes, in their quest for clarity, have turned their eyes not only to the horizons but also to the heavens, seeking solace in the twinkling lights amidst the murkiness of airborne contaminants.
At first glance, the association between heavy metals and zodiac queries may appear as implausible as a zero gravity yoga class. However, through the rigorous analysis of EPA air quality data and the metrics of Google search trends, we have unearthed a correlation coefficient that is as striking as a shooting star streaking across a polluted urban sky.
The findings of this study may prompt a raised eyebrow or a fair bit of skepticism. Yet, they compel us to reconsider the intricate dance of the cosmos and the earthly concerns that occupy our minds. They nudge us to reflect on the subtle interplay of factors that shape human curiosity, from the whimsical queries about zodiac signs to the weighty influences of air pollution.
As we journey through this exploration, we invite you to join us in musing on the possibility that amidst the smoggy skies of Vincennes, the celestial and the terrestrial converge in a way that is as unexpected as it is thought-provoking. So, let us embark on this scholarly endeavor with open minds and perhaps a dash of stardust in our eyes.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Data Collection:
The data for this study was collected from multiple sources, as diverse as the constellation of the night sky. The primary source of air pollution data was the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) database, which provided measurements of various pollutants, including particulate matter, ozone, nitrogen dioxide, and sulfur dioxide, in Vincennes, Indiana from 2004 to 2011. The Google search data for "what is my zodiac sign" was obtained from Google Trends, capturing the search volume index for the same time period. It should be duly noted that while the EPA data was as solid as a lead shield, the Google Trends data required a bit more astronomical observance for extraction and interpretation.

Data Preprocessing:
Before venturing into the celestial enigma of air pollution and zodiac queries, the collected data underwent rigorous preprocessing. This involved cleansing the air pollution data of any outliers or extraterrestrial interferences, as well as aligning the Google search data with the lunar cycles and retrograde movements. Of course, we also had to ensure that the data was aligned in both temporal and spatial dimensions, akin to mapping our course through the cosmic atmosphere.

Statistical Analysis:
To uncover the hidden harmony between the terrestrial and the celestial, a series of statistical analyses was conducted. We employed a variety of regression models, including both linear and non-linear formulations, to unravel the nuanced relationship between air pollution levels and the prevalence of zodiac sign queries. Additionally, Fourier transforms were used to decipher any periodic oscillations in the data, reminiscent of the cosmic dance of the planets and stars. We also considered employing astral charts and horoscopic techniques but ultimately deemed them too farfetched, even for this study.

Correlation Analysis:
The crux of our investigation centered on assessing the correlation between air pollution levels and the frequency of Google searches for zodiac signs. We computed Pearson correlation coefficients, Spearman rank correlations, and perhaps even consulted the oracles, to measure the strength and direction of any association, all the while contemplating the celestial forces at play.

Hypothesis Testing:
Having embarked on this journey into the cosmos of data analysis, we sought to test the hypothesis that there exists a significant relationship between air pollution and the curiosity about zodiac signs. Utilizing a battery of hypothesis tests, we sought to determine whether our findings were merely chance alignments or whether they truly reflected the gravitational pull of the heavens amidst the earthly pollutants.

Ethical Considerations:
As we delved into this quirky inquiry, we adhered to the ethical standards of scientific inquiry. The data was handled with utmost care, much like a fragile star cluster, and any inferences drawn were not made lightly but with due consideration for the scholarly norms, even as we marveled at the cosmic whimsy of our findings.

Limitations:
While our study sought to unravel the celestial connection between air pollution and zodiac queries, it is not without its limitations. The temporal and geographic scope of the study was confined to a specific time period and location, akin to peering through a telescope with a narrow field of vision. Furthermore, inherent to any research undertaking, there were complexities and intricacies that could not be fully captured within the confines of our methodology, much like the elusive movements of the planets themselves.

In conclusion, the methodology adopted in this study not only navigated the terrestrial terrain of air pollution data but also traversed the celestial expanse of cosmic curiosity. While the journey was indeed filled with scientific rigor, it also embraced the wonder and fascination of the cosmic ballet that intertwined with the everyday concerns of the earthly realm.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Vincennes, Indiana and Google searches for 'what is my zodiac sign'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends .

For the time period 2004 to 2011, you found a correlation 0.9416046, r-squared of 0.8866192, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Starry-Eyed in Smoggy Skies: The Zodiac Sign Query and Air Pollution Association in Vincennes, Indiana"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the surprising link between air pollution levels in Vincennes, Indiana, and Google searches for "what is my zodiac sign". By utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team uncovered a notable correlation coefficient of 0.9416046 and statistical significance with p < 0.01 for the time period from 2004 to 2011. While the relationship may initially seem as unlikely as the alignment of the planets, our findings suggest that there may indeed be a celestial connection between atmospheric pollutants and cosmic curiosity. This investigation sheds light on the interconnected nature of human behavior and environmental factors, reminding us that even amidst the haze of scientific inquiry, stargazing and whimsy can unexpectedly converge.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the realm of environmental research, one is often equipped with a sense of gravitas and an air of solemnity. The pursuit of knowledge regarding the intricate interactions between pollutants and human behaviors typically involves scrutinizing datasets, running statistical analyses, and debating the implications of various correlations. However, here in the heartland of Vincennes, Indiana, a peculiar connection has emerged from the haze – a celestial curiosity, if you will, that has left many scratching their heads and perhaps consulting the stars for guidance.
The aim of this study is to shed light on the unlikely correlation between air pollution levels and the Google searches for "what is my zodiac sign". It would appear that amidst the smoke and smog, there is a yearning for celestial guidance, a cosmic query seeking to penetrate the atmospheric barriers and transcend the earthly pollution that shrouds the sky. It is as though the residents of Vincennes, in their quest for clarity, have turned their eyes not only to the horizons but also to the heavens, seeking solace in the twinkling lights amidst the murkiness of airborne contaminants.
At first glance, the association between heavy metals and zodiac queries may appear as implausible as a zero gravity yoga class. However, through the rigorous analysis of EPA air quality data and the metrics of Google search trends, we have unearthed a correlation coefficient that is as striking as a shooting star streaking across a polluted urban sky.
The findings of this study may prompt a raised eyebrow or a fair bit of skepticism. Yet, they compel us to reconsider the intricate dance of the cosmos and the earthly concerns that occupy our minds. They nudge us to reflect on the subtle interplay of factors that shape human curiosity, from the whimsical queries about zodiac signs to the weighty influences of air pollution.
As we journey through this exploration, we invite you to join us in musing on the possibility that amidst the smoggy skies of Vincennes, the celestial and the terrestrial converge in a way that is as unexpected as it is thought-provoking. So, let us embark on this scholarly endeavor with open minds and perhaps a dash of stardust in our eyes.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The statistical analysis of the data revealed a remarkably strong correlation between air pollution levels and Google searches for "what is my zodiac sign" in Vincennes, Indiana from 2004 to 2011. The correlation coefficient of 0.9416046 indicates a close relationship between these seemingly disparate factors, akin to the unlikely conjunction of constellations in the night sky.

Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.8866192 suggests that approximately 88.7% of the variability in zodiac sign searches can be explained by the variability in air pollution levels. It appears that the murkiness of the sky from atmospheric pollutants may indeed influence the residents of Vincennes to seek clarity in the celestial sphere, as though they are attempting to pierce through the haze and connect with the cosmic realm beyond.

Our analysis also determined that the association between air pollution and zodiac sign queries is statistically significant, with a p-value of less than 0.01. This level of significance underscores the robustness of the relationship between these factors and lends support to the notion that the celestial and terrestrial realms are not as disconnected as they may initially seem.

The scatterplot in Fig. 1 visually illustrates the strong positive correlation between air pollution levels and Google searches for zodiac signs, depicting a cloud of data points that align with near-astrological precision. With each data point, the connection between the smoggy skies and the quest for celestial guidance becomes increasingly apparent, almost like the alignment of cosmic bodies heralding a rare astral event.

In light of these intriguing results, it is evident that the relationship between air pollution and zodiac sign queries in Vincennes, Indiana merits further investigation. While the causative mechanisms underlying this association remain shrouded in an enigmatic celestial fog, our findings illuminate an unexpected aspect of human behavior that transcends the terrestrial concerns of pollutant-laden skies. The convergence of air pollution levels and queries about zodiac signs invites us to consider the whimsical and the weighty in tandem, reminding us that even in the realm of scientific inquiry, the unexpected can emerge from the haze like a sparkling comet in the night sky.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Vincennes, Indiana and Google searches for 'what is my zodiac sign'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Starry-Eyed in Smoggy Skies: The Zodiac Sign Query and Air Pollution Association in Vincennes, Indiana"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the surprising link between air pollution levels in Vincennes, Indiana, and Google searches for "what is my zodiac sign". By utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team uncovered a notable correlation coefficient of 0.9416046 and statistical significance with p < 0.01 for the time period from 2004 to 2011. While the relationship may initially seem as unlikely as the alignment of the planets, our findings suggest that there may indeed be a celestial connection between atmospheric pollutants and cosmic curiosity. This investigation sheds light on the interconnected nature of human behavior and environmental factors, reminding us that even amidst the haze of scientific inquiry, stargazing and whimsy can unexpectedly converge.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Numerous studies have delved into the intricate relationship between environmental factors and human behavior. Smith, Doe, and Jones (2015) conducted a thorough examination of the effects of air pollution on cognitive function, highlighting the cognitive impairments associated with exposure to particulate matter and nitrogen dioxide. The study drew attention to the consequences of poor air quality on decision-making processes and information processing, offering valuable insights into the potential impact of environmental pollutants on cognitive activities.
In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Similarly, the work of Brown (2017) explored the psychological effects of environmental degradation, emphasizing the influence of pollution on emotional well-being and mental health. The study underscored the pervasive impact of air pollution on mood and psychological states, elucidating the complex interplay between environmental stressors and human emotional responses.
As the scholarly pursuit of understanding human behavior in the context of environmental conditions continues, it is important to consider the unexpected connections that may arise. This brings us to the unconventional and enigmatic correlation between air pollution in Vincennes, Indiana, and the Google searches for "what is my zodiac sign".
While the topic at hand may seem as whimsical as a fortune cookie prediction, our investigation leads us to intertwine the serious nature of atmospheric pollutants with the cosmic curiosity that seems to beckon amidst the haze. As we venture into the realm of celestial contemplation, it is pertinent to acknowledge the influence of cultural and societal elements on individual inquiries into the metaphysical and astrological realms.
Drawing inspiration from real-life non-fiction accounts, such as "The Secret Language of Birthdays" and "Astrology for the Soul," one cannot discount the widespread fascination with zodiac signs and the profound impact of celestial beliefs on personal identities and decision-making processes. These works shed light on the enduring allure of astrology and its role in shaping human perceptions, offering an intriguing backdrop to our investigation.
Furthermore, fictional narratives such as "The Alchemist" by Paulo Coelho and "The Celestine Prophecy" by James Redfield, though not empirical in nature, present imaginative portrayals of humanity's quest for spiritual enlightenment and cosmic understanding. While these literary works may not offer empirical evidence, they serve as a reminder of the enduring fascination with the mystical and the transcendental, providing a backdrop to our exploration of celestial queries amidst environmental concerns.
In addition to literary sources, popular culture has also embedded celestial themes in cinematic productions, with films like "Stardust" and "Interstellar" capturing the allure of cosmic mysteries and the quest for transcendence. While these movies may not provide direct insights into our research endeavor, they serve as a whimsical reflection of humanity's enduring enchantment with the celestial realm, infusing our inquiry with a touch of cinematic wonder.
As we navigate through the scholarly landscape, it becomes apparent that the intertwining of environmental factors and celestial musings presents an unexpectedly whimsical avenue for inquiry, reminding us that even amidst the fog of research, a sprinkle of stardust can illuminate the path to discovery.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data revealed a remarkably strong correlation between air pollution levels and Google searches for "what is my zodiac sign" in Vincennes, Indiana from 2004 to 2011. The correlation coefficient of 0.9416046 indicates a close relationship between these seemingly disparate factors, akin to the unlikely conjunction of constellations in the night sky.
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.8866192 suggests that approximately 88.7% of the variability in zodiac sign searches can be explained by the variability in air pollution levels. It appears that the murkiness of the sky from atmospheric pollutants may indeed influence the residents of Vincennes to seek clarity in the celestial sphere, as though they are attempting to pierce through the haze and connect with the cosmic realm beyond.
Our analysis also determined that the association between air pollution and zodiac sign queries is statistically significant, with a p-value of less than 0.01. This level of significance underscores the robustness of the relationship between these factors and lends support to the notion that the celestial and terrestrial realms are not as disconnected as they may initially seem.
The scatterplot in Fig. 1 visually illustrates the strong positive correlation between air pollution levels and Google searches for zodiac signs, depicting a cloud of data points that align with near-astrological precision. With each data point, the connection between the smoggy skies and the quest for celestial guidance becomes increasingly apparent, almost like the alignment of cosmic bodies heralding a rare astral event.
In light of these intriguing results, it is evident that the relationship between air pollution and zodiac sign queries in Vincennes, Indiana merits further investigation. While the causative mechanisms underlying this association remain shrouded in an enigmatic celestial fog, our findings illuminate an unexpected aspect of human behavior that transcends the terrestrial concerns of pollutant-laden skies. The convergence of air pollution levels and queries about zodiac signs invites us to consider the whimsical and the weighty in tandem, reminding us that even in the realm of scientific inquiry, the unexpected can emerge from the haze like a sparkling comet in the night sky.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our investigation into the correlation between air pollution levels in Vincennes, Indiana and Google searches for "what is my zodiac sign" have unearthed a remarkable relationship that may initially seem as improbable as finding a four-leaf clover in a polluted field. Our findings align with prior research that examined the influence of environmental factors on cognitive activities and emotional well-being, highlighting the multifaceted impact of air pollution on human behavior.

As we traverse the scholarly firmament, it becomes evident that the fascination with celestial musings is not merely a passing cultural comet but a pervasive force that permeates human consciousness. Drawing inspiration from literary works and cinematic marvels, we sought to emphasize the enduring allure of astrology and its role in shaping individual perceptions. As we navigate the celestial landscape in this discussion, it is crucial to acknowledge the underlying currents of cultural, psychological, and environmental influences that shape such ethereal inquiries.

Our statistical analysis revealed a striking correlation between air pollution and zodiac sign queries, akin to the alignment of stars heralding an impending cosmic event. This finding resonates with prior studies that elucidated the cognitive impairments and emotional perturbations stemming from exposure to environmental pollutants, underscoring the profound influence of air quality on human thought processes and emotional states. Just as the alignment of planets can foreshadow significant celestial phenomena, our results hint at the mysterious interplay between atmospheric pollutants and the human quest for celestial insight.

The statistical significance of our results further bolsters the credibility of our findings, mirroring the certainty of the constellations' cyclic paths through the night sky. The robust relationship between air pollution and zodiac sign queries beckons further scientific inquiry, inviting us to unravel the enigmatic mechanisms that underlie this unexpected correlation. While the causative pathways remain shrouded in the celestial fog, our study imparts the whimsy of cosmic contemplation into the realm of empirical investigation, reminding us that even in the serious pursuit of scientific inquiry, the unexpected may manifest like a shooting star in the night sky.

In conclusion, our investigation has not only unveiled a startling association between air pollution and queries about zodiac signs but has also illuminated the intertwined nature of environmental factors and human behavior. Much like the unpredictability of celestial phenomena, our findings highlight the unexpected convergences that can emerge from the cosmos of scientific inquiry, reminding us that even amidst the smoggy skies, there may be a glimmer of celestial wonder waiting to be discovered.


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System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Vincennes, Indiana and Google searches for 'what is my zodiac sign'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Starry-Eyed in Smoggy Skies: The Zodiac Sign Query and Air Pollution Association in Vincennes, Indiana"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the surprising link between air pollution levels in Vincennes, Indiana, and Google searches for "what is my zodiac sign". By utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team uncovered a notable correlation coefficient of 0.9416046 and statistical significance with p < 0.01 for the time period from 2004 to 2011. While the relationship may initially seem as unlikely as the alignment of the planets, our findings suggest that there may indeed be a celestial connection between atmospheric pollutants and cosmic curiosity. This investigation sheds light on the interconnected nature of human behavior and environmental factors, reminding us that even amidst the haze of scientific inquiry, stargazing and whimsy can unexpectedly converge.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the realm of environmental research, one is often equipped with a sense of gravitas and an air of solemnity. The pursuit of knowledge regarding the intricate interactions between pollutants and human behaviors typically involves scrutinizing datasets, running statistical analyses, and debating the implications of various correlations. However, here in the heartland of Vincennes, Indiana, a peculiar connection has emerged from the haze – a celestial curiosity, if you will, that has left many scratching their heads and perhaps consulting the stars for guidance.
The aim of this study is to shed light on the unlikely correlation between air pollution levels and the Google searches for "what is my zodiac sign". It would appear that amidst the smoke and smog, there is a yearning for celestial guidance, a cosmic query seeking to penetrate the atmospheric barriers and transcend the earthly pollution that shrouds the sky. It is as though the residents of Vincennes, in their quest for clarity, have turned their eyes not only to the horizons but also to the heavens, seeking solace in the twinkling lights amidst the murkiness of airborne contaminants.
At first glance, the association between heavy metals and zodiac queries may appear as implausible as a zero gravity yoga class. However, through the rigorous analysis of EPA air quality data and the metrics of Google search trends, we have unearthed a correlation coefficient that is as striking as a shooting star streaking across a polluted urban sky.
The findings of this study may prompt a raised eyebrow or a fair bit of skepticism. Yet, they compel us to reconsider the intricate dance of the cosmos and the earthly concerns that occupy our minds. They nudge us to reflect on the subtle interplay of factors that shape human curiosity, from the whimsical queries about zodiac signs to the weighty influences of air pollution.
As we journey through this exploration, we invite you to join us in musing on the possibility that amidst the smoggy skies of Vincennes, the celestial and the terrestrial converge in a way that is as unexpected as it is thought-provoking. So, let us embark on this scholarly endeavor with open minds and perhaps a dash of stardust in our eyes.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data revealed a remarkably strong correlation between air pollution levels and Google searches for "what is my zodiac sign" in Vincennes, Indiana from 2004 to 2011. The correlation coefficient of 0.9416046 indicates a close relationship between these seemingly disparate factors, akin to the unlikely conjunction of constellations in the night sky.
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.8866192 suggests that approximately 88.7% of the variability in zodiac sign searches can be explained by the variability in air pollution levels. It appears that the murkiness of the sky from atmospheric pollutants may indeed influence the residents of Vincennes to seek clarity in the celestial sphere, as though they are attempting to pierce through the haze and connect with the cosmic realm beyond.
Our analysis also determined that the association between air pollution and zodiac sign queries is statistically significant, with a p-value of less than 0.01. This level of significance underscores the robustness of the relationship between these factors and lends support to the notion that the celestial and terrestrial realms are not as disconnected as they may initially seem.
The scatterplot in Fig. 1 visually illustrates the strong positive correlation between air pollution levels and Google searches for zodiac signs, depicting a cloud of data points that align with near-astrological precision. With each data point, the connection between the smoggy skies and the quest for celestial guidance becomes increasingly apparent, almost like the alignment of cosmic bodies heralding a rare astral event.
In light of these intriguing results, it is evident that the relationship between air pollution and zodiac sign queries in Vincennes, Indiana merits further investigation. While the causative mechanisms underlying this association remain shrouded in an enigmatic celestial fog, our findings illuminate an unexpected aspect of human behavior that transcends the terrestrial concerns of pollutant-laden skies. The convergence of air pollution levels and queries about zodiac signs invites us to consider the whimsical and the weighty in tandem, reminding us that even in the realm of scientific inquiry, the unexpected can emerge from the haze like a sparkling comet in the night sky.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has unearthed a celestial conundrum nestled within the smoggy skies of Vincennes, Indiana. The robust correlation between air pollution levels and the quest for zodiac sign knowledge has left us pondering whether the stars above are truly exerting their influence on the earthly activities below – or if perhaps, a cosmic curiosity has simply wafted its way through the haze of pollution. As we wrap up this investigation, it seems that the celestial and terrestrial have indeed intertwined in a manner both unexpected and thought-provoking.

The implications of these findings, while undoubtedly intriguing, offer a note of whimsy amid the weighty discourse of environmental research. It seems that even amidst the industrial fog, the residents of Vincennes have cast their eyes skyward, seeking guidance or perhaps a bit of astral allure amidst the particulate matter.

Furthermore, the statistical significance of this correlation points to a connection that surpasses mere coincidence, reminding us that sometimes, the unexpected can emerge from the haze like a sparkling comet in the night sky. It prompts us to ponder the interconnectedness of the world around us, from the mundane to the mystical.

However, it is important to approach these findings with a healthy dose of skepticism and an open mind. While the correlation is striking, it is crucial not to leap to celestial conclusions without further exploration. It may very well be that the celestial and the terrestrial have harmonized in ways previously unimagined, but additional research is needed to confirm and elucidate these unexpected findings.

In the end, it seems that the cosmic dance of the zodiac has nudged its way into the empirical realm of air pollution research, inviting us to consider the whimsical and the weighty in parallel. But for now, it might be best to set aside the telescope and the particulate matter monitor and bask in the enigmatic glow of this unusual correlation. And who knows, perhaps the stars have a comically quirky way of influencing our earthly pursuits. Nonetheless, no further research is needed in this area.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Starry-Eyed in Smoggy Skies: The Zodiac Sign Query and Air Pollution Association in Vincennes, Indiana. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Astrological Atmospheric Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Starry-Eyed in Smoggy Skies: The Zodiac Sign Query and Air Pollution Association in Vincennes, Indiana. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Celestial Epidemiology and Environmental Health


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Starry-Eyed in Smoggy Skies: The Zodiac Sign Query and Air Pollution Association in Vincennes, Indiana with an abstract of This paper investigates the surprising link between air pollution levels in Vincennes, Indiana, and Google searches for "what is my zodiac sign". By utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team uncovered a notable correlation coefficient of 0.9416046 and statistical significance with p < 0.01 for the time period from 2004 to 2011. While the relationship may initially seem as unlikely as the alignment of the planets, our findings suggest that there may indeed be a celestial connection between atmospheric pollutants and cosmic curiosity. This investigation sheds light on the interconnected nature of human behavior and environmental factors, reminding us that even amidst the haze of scientific inquiry, stargazing and whimsy can unexpectedly converge.

ChatGPT:

Vincennes Indiana, air pollution, Google Trends, zodiac sign, celestial connection, atmospheric pollutants, environmental factors, correlation coefficient, statistical significance, Environmental Protection Agency, scientific inquiry

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Air pollution in Vincennes, Indiana
Detailed data title: Percentage of days 'unhealthy' or worse air quality in Vincennes, IN
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
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Google searches for 'what is my zodiac sign'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'what is my zodiac sign' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

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Correlation r = 0.9416046 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8866192 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 88.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'what is my zodiac sign') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Vincennes, Indiana) over the 8 years from 2004 through 2011.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00048. 0.0004762759643920433000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.94 in 0.048% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 2,100 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 7 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 7 because we have two variables measured over a period of 8 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.7, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20042005200620072008200920102011
Air pollution in Vincennes, Indiana (Bad air quality days)00000000.00566572
Google searches for 'what is my zodiac sign' (Rel. search volume)3.3333333.583333.083333.756.833338.1666719.75




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  1. Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Very low n: There are not many data points included in this analysis. Even if the p-value is high, we should be suspicious of using so few datapoints in a correlation.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0.00566572,])
array_2 = np.array([3.33333,3,3.58333,3.08333,3.75,6.83333,8.16667,19.75,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Vincennes, Indiana"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'what is my zodiac sign'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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