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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is US birth rates of triplets or more and the second variable is Average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos.  The chart goes from 2015 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The demand for triple-segmented, baby-sized lock mechanisms plummeted, leading to a shortage in the market, and the LockPickingLawyer had to switch to showcasing shorter, single and double lock systems, in order to open up new opportunities for content. As the saying goes, "When one lock closes, another brief video opens."

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: An intriguing prompt for DALL·E-3 could be: Generate an image in the style of a comedic Reddit meme depicting a stack of baby-sized, triple-segmented lock mechanisms gathering dust on a shelf. The LockPickingLawyer stands next to the shelf, holding a single lock in one hand and a double lock in the other. Add a determined expression to his face. On his computer screen, show a graph displaying declining US birth rates of triplets or more. Capture the transition from the old supply of locks to the new, symbolizing the shift in the length of his YouTube videos. Ensure the image is visually compelling and thought-provoking. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: US birth rates of triplets or more and Average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: inspired by bauhaus Concept art inspired by bauhaus Cute cartoon a funny image you would see on reddit
ChatGPT: a funny image you would see on reddit

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both US birth rates of triplets or more and Average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos, in the following situation: The demand for triple-segmented, baby-sized lock mechanisms plummeted, leading to a shortage in the market, and the LockPickingLawyer had to switch to showcasing shorter, single and double lock systems, in order to open up new opportunities for content. As the saying goes, "When one lock closes, another brief video opens.". Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In the scene, we see a stack of baby-sized, triple-segmented lock mechanisms sitting on a shelf, gathering dust as they remain unsold. The LockPickingLawyer stands beside the shelf, holding a single lock in one hand and a double lock in the other, with a determined expression on his face. His computer screen shows a graph of declining US birth rates of triplets or more. The scene captures the transition from the old supply of locks to the new, while also symbolizing the shift in the length of his YouTube videos.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ a funny image you would see on reddit ] and depicting this scene: In the scene, we see a stack of baby-sized, triple-segmented lock mechanisms sitting on a shelf, gathering dust as they remain unsold. The LockPickingLawyer stands beside the shelf, holding a single lock in one hand and a double lock in the other, with a determined expression on his face. His computer screen shows a graph of declining US birth rates of triplets or more. The scene captures the transition from the old supply of locks to the new, while also symbolizing the shift in the length of his YouTube videos. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: An intriguing prompt for DALL·E-3 could be: Generate an image in the style of a comedic Reddit meme depicting a stack of baby-sized, triple-segmented lock mechanisms gathering dust on a shelf. The LockPickingLawyer stands next to the shelf, holding a single lock in one hand and a double lock in the other. Add a determined expression to his face. On his computer screen, show a graph displaying declining US birth rates of triplets or more. Capture the transition from the old supply of locks to the new, symbolizing the shift in the length of his YouTube videos. Ensure the image is visually compelling and thought-provoking.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in US birth rates of triplets or more caused Average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Locking Down the Connection: The Correlation between US Multiple Birth Rates and the Length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube Videos

The Journal of Quirky Sociological Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between US birth rates of triplets or more and Average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from CDC and YouTube to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9933572 and p < 0.01 for 2015 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Locking Down the Connection: The Correlation between US Multiple Birth Rates and the Length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube Videos

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we conduct an analysis of the relationship between the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. We aim to shed light on the intriguing correlation between the two seemingly unrelated variables and uncover any potential underlying mechanisms. With data from the CDC and YouTube, we embarked on this investigation to unlock the mysteries of this peculiar association, all while trying our best not to pick apart the findings.

Our meticulous analysis revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9933572 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2015 to 2021. These results hint at a connection between the length of LockPickingLawyer's videos and the incidence of multiple births, leaving us to ponder the notion that perhaps his content has an unforeseen influence on the reproductive decisions of the American population. One might say that his videos are quite "key" in understanding the factors at play here, although we must resist the urge to "lock" onto any hasty conclusions.

Furthermore, our findings suggest that the captivating narratives and meticulous demonstrations featured in LockPickingLawyer's videos may have an unexpected impact on family planning trends. It's almost as if his engaging content can unlock a surge in the birth rates of triplets or more, prompting us to quip that his videos may hold the "key" to a baby boom of multiples. However, we acknowledge the need for further research to untangle the precise causative links between lock picking and multiple births – a task that might prove more challenging than cracking a particularly stubborn padlock.

In conclusion, while our study sheds light on the intriguing correlation between US birth rates of triplets or more and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos, it also underscores the need for continued investigation into the underlying factors at play. We emphasize the importance of taking these findings with a grain of "skeleton key" and caution against rushing to conclusions before we have the "full set" of data to truly grasp these unexpected connections.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between US birth rates of triplets or more and Average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Locking Down the Connection: The Correlation between US Multiple Birth Rates and the Length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube Videos

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we conduct an analysis of the relationship between the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. We aim to shed light on the intriguing correlation between the two seemingly unrelated variables and uncover any potential underlying mechanisms. With data from the CDC and YouTube, we embarked on this investigation to unlock the mysteries of this peculiar association, all while trying our best not to pick apart the findings.

Our meticulous analysis revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9933572 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2015 to 2021. These results hint at a connection between the length of LockPickingLawyer's videos and the incidence of multiple births, leaving us to ponder the notion that perhaps his content has an unforeseen influence on the reproductive decisions of the American population. One might say that his videos are quite "key" in understanding the factors at play here, although we must resist the urge to "lock" onto any hasty conclusions.

Furthermore, our findings suggest that the captivating narratives and meticulous demonstrations featured in LockPickingLawyer's videos may have an unexpected impact on family planning trends. It's almost as if his engaging content can unlock a surge in the birth rates of triplets or more, prompting us to quip that his videos may hold the "key" to a baby boom of multiples. However, we acknowledge the need for further research to untangle the precise causative links between lock picking and multiple births – a task that might prove more challenging than cracking a particularly stubborn padlock.

In conclusion, while our study sheds light on the intriguing correlation between US birth rates of triplets or more and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos, it also underscores the need for continued investigation into the underlying factors at play. We emphasize the importance of taking these findings with a grain of "skeleton key" and caution against rushing to conclusions before we have the "full set" of data to truly grasp these unexpected connections.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

To the uninitiated, the correlation between the birth rates of multiple births in the United States and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos might seem as unexpected as finding a spare key under the doormat. However, for those who dabble in the enigmatic art of statistical analysis, this peculiar link opens the door to a labyrinth of questions and hypotheses. It's enough to make one wonder if there's a "master key" to unlock the mysteries of this seemingly unrelated convergence.

One cannot help but ponder the notion that LockPickingLawyer's videos, with their captivating demonstrations and engaging narratives, might hold the "key" to understanding the surprising connection with the incidence of multiple births. At the risk of sounding like a "dad" joke, it's as if his content has the uncanny ability to "lock in" a distinctive pattern in the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States.

Undoubtedly, this unexpected correlation has the research community collectively scratching their heads much like trying to pick a lock with a paperclip, in search of potential underlying mechanisms. It is the kind of conundrum that at first seems as impenetrable as a high-security padlock, but with the right approach, can be unravelled to reveal the intriguing relationships that lie within.

In conducting this study, we aimed to crack open new perspectives on the association between US birth rates of triplets or more and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. Our analysis leads us to consider that perhaps the mesmerizing quality of his content may have an unforeseen impact on the reproductive decisions of individuals and families across the nation. After all, it's not every day that one encounters such a "tumblers-turning" revelation in the realms of birth statistics and content consumption.

By unlocking the mysteries of this curious correlation, we hope to inform not only the research community but also the wider public about the fascinating interplay between seemingly unrelated phenomena. These findings might just be the "skeleton key" to understanding the unexpected connections between lock picking and the birth rates of multiples and should prompt us to explore future avenues of research with an open mind and a dash of humor.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between US birth rates of triplets or more and Average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Locking Down the Connection: The Correlation between US Multiple Birth Rates and the Length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube Videos

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we conduct an analysis of the relationship between the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. We aim to shed light on the intriguing correlation between the two seemingly unrelated variables and uncover any potential underlying mechanisms. With data from the CDC and YouTube, we embarked on this investigation to unlock the mysteries of this peculiar association, all while trying our best not to pick apart the findings.

Our meticulous analysis revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9933572 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2015 to 2021. These results hint at a connection between the length of LockPickingLawyer's videos and the incidence of multiple births, leaving us to ponder the notion that perhaps his content has an unforeseen influence on the reproductive decisions of the American population. One might say that his videos are quite "key" in understanding the factors at play here, although we must resist the urge to "lock" onto any hasty conclusions.

Furthermore, our findings suggest that the captivating narratives and meticulous demonstrations featured in LockPickingLawyer's videos may have an unexpected impact on family planning trends. It's almost as if his engaging content can unlock a surge in the birth rates of triplets or more, prompting us to quip that his videos may hold the "key" to a baby boom of multiples. However, we acknowledge the need for further research to untangle the precise causative links between lock picking and multiple births – a task that might prove more challenging than cracking a particularly stubborn padlock.

In conclusion, while our study sheds light on the intriguing correlation between US birth rates of triplets or more and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos, it also underscores the need for continued investigation into the underlying factors at play. We emphasize the importance of taking these findings with a grain of "skeleton key" and caution against rushing to conclusions before we have the "full set" of data to truly grasp these unexpected connections.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
To the uninitiated, the correlation between the birth rates of multiple births in the United States and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos might seem as unexpected as finding a spare key under the doormat. However, for those who dabble in the enigmatic art of statistical analysis, this peculiar link opens the door to a labyrinth of questions and hypotheses. It's enough to make one wonder if there's a "master key" to unlock the mysteries of this seemingly unrelated convergence.
One cannot help but ponder the notion that LockPickingLawyer's videos, with their captivating demonstrations and engaging narratives, might hold the "key" to understanding the surprising connection with the incidence of multiple births. At the risk of sounding like a "dad" joke, it's as if his content has the uncanny ability to "lock in" a distinctive pattern in the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States.
Undoubtedly, this unexpected correlation has the research community collectively scratching their heads much like trying to pick a lock with a paperclip, in search of potential underlying mechanisms. It is the kind of conundrum that at first seems as impenetrable as a high-security padlock, but with the right approach, can be unravelled to reveal the intriguing relationships that lie within.
In conducting this study, we aimed to crack open new perspectives on the association between US birth rates of triplets or more and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. Our analysis leads us to consider that perhaps the mesmerizing quality of his content may have an unforeseen impact on the reproductive decisions of individuals and families across the nation. After all, it's not every day that one encounters such a "tumblers-turning" revelation in the realms of birth statistics and content consumption.
By unlocking the mysteries of this curious correlation, we hope to inform not only the research community but also the wider public about the fascinating interplay between seemingly unrelated phenomena. These findings might just be the "skeleton key" to understanding the unexpected connections between lock picking and the birth rates of multiples and should prompt us to explore future avenues of research with an open mind and a dash of humor.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The analysis of the link between US birth rates of triplets or more and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos has led researchers down a path as twisty as a lock pick in a stubborn padlock. According to Smith et al., in their study "Unlocking the Mysteries: Exploring Unusual Correlations," the correlation coefficient between these two variables has raised eyebrows across the scientific community. However, it's important to note that correlation does not imply causation, although in this case, one might be tempted to say that it suggests "cau-skeleton."

Doe and Jones (2018) further investigated the potential influence of engaging online content on reproductive decisions in their groundbreaking paper "The YouTube Effect on Family Planning." Their findings offer compelling evidence for a connection between captivating video narratives and unexpected shifts in birth statistics. One cannot resist the pun that their results "unlocked" a new understanding of the impact of media consumption on demographic trends.

Shifting gears, non-fiction works such as Malcolm Gladwell's "Outliers" and Daniel Kahneman's "Thinking, Fast and Slow" shed light on the factors that shape human decision-making, providing a framework to analyze the potential psychological mechanisms at play in the correlation under scrutiny. It's almost as if these books hold the "key" to unlocking the human psyche and its relationship with seemingly unrelated phenomena.

In a fictional context, the works of Dan Brown, particularly "The Da Vinci Code," and Agatha Christie's mystery novels present engaging narratives that challenge readers to unravel complex connections, much like the puzzle of the correlation between lock picking and birth rates of multiples. It's as if these books hold a "lock"-ing narrative that mirrors the enigmatic correlation we seek to understand.

Turning to the world of cinema, movies like "The Italian Job," "Ocean's Eleven," and "National Treasure" offer a playful take on the art of lock picking, weaving thrilling narratives around the manipulation of locks and security systems. These films serve as a testament to the intrigue and entertainment value of such feats, perhaps hinting at the captivating allure that LockPickingLawyer's videos exude, leading to unforeseen consequences in birth statistics. After all, it's not every day that one encounters such unexpected "twists" and "turns" in the world of statistical analysis.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between US birth rates of triplets or more and Average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from CDC and YouTube . You used data from 2015 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Locking Down the Connection: The Correlation between US Multiple Birth Rates and the Length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube Videos

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we conduct an analysis of the relationship between the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. We aim to shed light on the intriguing correlation between the two seemingly unrelated variables and uncover any potential underlying mechanisms. With data from the CDC and YouTube, we embarked on this investigation to unlock the mysteries of this peculiar association, all while trying our best not to pick apart the findings.

Our meticulous analysis revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9933572 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2015 to 2021. These results hint at a connection between the length of LockPickingLawyer's videos and the incidence of multiple births, leaving us to ponder the notion that perhaps his content has an unforeseen influence on the reproductive decisions of the American population. One might say that his videos are quite "key" in understanding the factors at play here, although we must resist the urge to "lock" onto any hasty conclusions.

Furthermore, our findings suggest that the captivating narratives and meticulous demonstrations featured in LockPickingLawyer's videos may have an unexpected impact on family planning trends. It's almost as if his engaging content can unlock a surge in the birth rates of triplets or more, prompting us to quip that his videos may hold the "key" to a baby boom of multiples. However, we acknowledge the need for further research to untangle the precise causative links between lock picking and multiple births – a task that might prove more challenging than cracking a particularly stubborn padlock.

In conclusion, while our study sheds light on the intriguing correlation between US birth rates of triplets or more and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos, it also underscores the need for continued investigation into the underlying factors at play. We emphasize the importance of taking these findings with a grain of "skeleton key" and caution against rushing to conclusions before we have the "full set" of data to truly grasp these unexpected connections.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
To the uninitiated, the correlation between the birth rates of multiple births in the United States and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos might seem as unexpected as finding a spare key under the doormat. However, for those who dabble in the enigmatic art of statistical analysis, this peculiar link opens the door to a labyrinth of questions and hypotheses. It's enough to make one wonder if there's a "master key" to unlock the mysteries of this seemingly unrelated convergence.
One cannot help but ponder the notion that LockPickingLawyer's videos, with their captivating demonstrations and engaging narratives, might hold the "key" to understanding the surprising connection with the incidence of multiple births. At the risk of sounding like a "dad" joke, it's as if his content has the uncanny ability to "lock in" a distinctive pattern in the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States.
Undoubtedly, this unexpected correlation has the research community collectively scratching their heads much like trying to pick a lock with a paperclip, in search of potential underlying mechanisms. It is the kind of conundrum that at first seems as impenetrable as a high-security padlock, but with the right approach, can be unravelled to reveal the intriguing relationships that lie within.
In conducting this study, we aimed to crack open new perspectives on the association between US birth rates of triplets or more and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. Our analysis leads us to consider that perhaps the mesmerizing quality of his content may have an unforeseen impact on the reproductive decisions of individuals and families across the nation. After all, it's not every day that one encounters such a "tumblers-turning" revelation in the realms of birth statistics and content consumption.
By unlocking the mysteries of this curious correlation, we hope to inform not only the research community but also the wider public about the fascinating interplay between seemingly unrelated phenomena. These findings might just be the "skeleton key" to understanding the unexpected connections between lock picking and the birth rates of multiples and should prompt us to explore future avenues of research with an open mind and a dash of humor.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To begin our investigation into the intriguing correlation between US birth rates of triplets or more and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos, we combed through a plethora of data sources, chiefly relying on information from the CDC's National Center for Health Statistics and the extensive collection of lock-picking demonstrations and reviews available on the LockPickingLawyer's YouTube channel.

We employed a mixed-methods approach, combining quantitative analysis with qualitative observations to ensure that we didn't just pick the "surface" of this unique association. In other words, we delved deep into the data, much like picking a lock requires patience, precision, and a keen understanding of the underlying mechanisms. One might even say we attempted to unlock the hidden truths in the most "key-ful" manner.

Our quantitative analysis involved gathering birth rate data on triplets or more from the CDC's Multiple Births Surveillance System for the period spanning from 2015 to 2021. Concurrently, we meticulously recorded the duration of all LockPickingLawyer's YouTube videos released during the same time frame, analyzing how the average length of his videos correlated with the fluctuations in the birth rates of multiples. We did not "pick and choose" our methods here, aiming to encompass the full breadth of lock-picking content and birth statistics, leaving no "tumbler" unturned.

In addition to quantitative analysis, we conducted qualitative observations of the content featured in LockPickingLawyer's videos. We scrutinized the captivating narratives, meticulous demonstrations, and engaging storytelling techniques used by the LockPickingLawyer to discern any underlying factors that might captivate viewers and potentially influence family planning decisions. It's as if we peered through the "keyhole" of his content to unlock the underlying mechanisms at play, all the while remaining cognizant of the need for objective scrutiny.

Furthermore, to complement our data analysis, we engaged in informal discussions and survey-based research to gauge public perceptions and potential influences of lock-picking content on family planning. While this approach may seem unconventional, it allowed us to capture qualitative insights and anecdotal evidence, much like finding the right angle to insert a lock-picking tool and gain access to a lock's inner workings. Our aim was not just to "tumble" through the statistics but to gain a comprehensive understanding of the intriguing dynamics at play in this unexpected correlation.

In summary, our methodology incorporated a blend of quantitative analysis, qualitative observations of content, and informal discussions to unravel the multifaceted relationship between US birth rates of triplets or more and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. This approach allowed us to peel back the layers of this curious connection – much like the steps involved in picking a complex lock – and provided a comprehensive exploration that extends far beyond a mere "pick and go" method.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between US birth rates of triplets or more and Average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from CDC and YouTube .

For the time period 2015 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9933572, r-squared of 0.9867586, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Locking Down the Connection: The Correlation between US Multiple Birth Rates and the Length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube Videos

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we conduct an analysis of the relationship between the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. We aim to shed light on the intriguing correlation between the two seemingly unrelated variables and uncover any potential underlying mechanisms. With data from the CDC and YouTube, we embarked on this investigation to unlock the mysteries of this peculiar association, all while trying our best not to pick apart the findings.

Our meticulous analysis revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9933572 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2015 to 2021. These results hint at a connection between the length of LockPickingLawyer's videos and the incidence of multiple births, leaving us to ponder the notion that perhaps his content has an unforeseen influence on the reproductive decisions of the American population. One might say that his videos are quite "key" in understanding the factors at play here, although we must resist the urge to "lock" onto any hasty conclusions.

Furthermore, our findings suggest that the captivating narratives and meticulous demonstrations featured in LockPickingLawyer's videos may have an unexpected impact on family planning trends. It's almost as if his engaging content can unlock a surge in the birth rates of triplets or more, prompting us to quip that his videos may hold the "key" to a baby boom of multiples. However, we acknowledge the need for further research to untangle the precise causative links between lock picking and multiple births – a task that might prove more challenging than cracking a particularly stubborn padlock.

In conclusion, while our study sheds light on the intriguing correlation between US birth rates of triplets or more and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos, it also underscores the need for continued investigation into the underlying factors at play. We emphasize the importance of taking these findings with a grain of "skeleton key" and caution against rushing to conclusions before we have the "full set" of data to truly grasp these unexpected connections.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To the uninitiated, the correlation between the birth rates of multiple births in the United States and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos might seem as unexpected as finding a spare key under the doormat. However, for those who dabble in the enigmatic art of statistical analysis, this peculiar link opens the door to a labyrinth of questions and hypotheses. It's enough to make one wonder if there's a "master key" to unlock the mysteries of this seemingly unrelated convergence.
One cannot help but ponder the notion that LockPickingLawyer's videos, with their captivating demonstrations and engaging narratives, might hold the "key" to understanding the surprising connection with the incidence of multiple births. At the risk of sounding like a "dad" joke, it's as if his content has the uncanny ability to "lock in" a distinctive pattern in the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States.
Undoubtedly, this unexpected correlation has the research community collectively scratching their heads much like trying to pick a lock with a paperclip, in search of potential underlying mechanisms. It is the kind of conundrum that at first seems as impenetrable as a high-security padlock, but with the right approach, can be unravelled to reveal the intriguing relationships that lie within.
In conducting this study, we aimed to crack open new perspectives on the association between US birth rates of triplets or more and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. Our analysis leads us to consider that perhaps the mesmerizing quality of his content may have an unforeseen impact on the reproductive decisions of individuals and families across the nation. After all, it's not every day that one encounters such a "tumblers-turning" revelation in the realms of birth statistics and content consumption.
By unlocking the mysteries of this curious correlation, we hope to inform not only the research community but also the wider public about the fascinating interplay between seemingly unrelated phenomena. These findings might just be the "skeleton key" to understanding the unexpected connections between lock picking and the birth rates of multiples and should prompt us to explore future avenues of research with an open mind and a dash of humor.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis conducted revealed a remarkably strong correlation between the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9933572 and an r-squared value of 0.9867586. The p-value of less than 0.01 further reinforced the statistical significance of this association, leaving little room for doubt about the substantial link between these seemingly disparate variables.

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) illustrates the robust correlation between the variables, showcasing the striking pattern that emerged from the data. It's almost as if each point on the plot tells a story of its own, with the length of each video intricately intertwined with the birth rates of multiples, much like the intricate workings of a well-crafted lock.

One might wonder if the captivating nature of LockPickingLawyer's videos has a magnetic pull that draws one to pondering and contemplating the mysteries of life, including the decision to expand one’s family to include triplets or more. It's as if the allure of his content plays a pivotal role in unlocking a surge in the birth rates of multiples across the nation. One could jest that his videos might hold the "key" to igniting this unforeseen correlation, although we must be cautious not to "lock" ourselves into conclusions before fully understanding the underlying mechanisms.

In summary, the results of this investigation bring to light an unexpected and robust relationship between the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. While our findings raise more questions than they answer, they underscore the need for continued exploration of the complex interplay between content consumption and reproductive decisions. It leaves us pondering if the length of his videos is not just a "tumblers-turning" revelation but also an enigmatic force influencing the realm of birth statistics and family planning trends. This may well be the "skeleton key" to unlocking a new understanding of the surprising connections between what seems like the unrelated worlds of lock picking and multiple births.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between US birth rates of triplets or more and Average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Locking Down the Connection: The Correlation between US Multiple Birth Rates and the Length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube Videos

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we conduct an analysis of the relationship between the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. We aim to shed light on the intriguing correlation between the two seemingly unrelated variables and uncover any potential underlying mechanisms. With data from the CDC and YouTube, we embarked on this investigation to unlock the mysteries of this peculiar association, all while trying our best not to pick apart the findings.

Our meticulous analysis revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9933572 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2015 to 2021. These results hint at a connection between the length of LockPickingLawyer's videos and the incidence of multiple births, leaving us to ponder the notion that perhaps his content has an unforeseen influence on the reproductive decisions of the American population. One might say that his videos are quite "key" in understanding the factors at play here, although we must resist the urge to "lock" onto any hasty conclusions.

Furthermore, our findings suggest that the captivating narratives and meticulous demonstrations featured in LockPickingLawyer's videos may have an unexpected impact on family planning trends. It's almost as if his engaging content can unlock a surge in the birth rates of triplets or more, prompting us to quip that his videos may hold the "key" to a baby boom of multiples. However, we acknowledge the need for further research to untangle the precise causative links between lock picking and multiple births – a task that might prove more challenging than cracking a particularly stubborn padlock.

In conclusion, while our study sheds light on the intriguing correlation between US birth rates of triplets or more and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos, it also underscores the need for continued investigation into the underlying factors at play. We emphasize the importance of taking these findings with a grain of "skeleton key" and caution against rushing to conclusions before we have the "full set" of data to truly grasp these unexpected connections.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The analysis of the link between US birth rates of triplets or more and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos has led researchers down a path as twisty as a lock pick in a stubborn padlock. According to Smith et al., in their study "Unlocking the Mysteries: Exploring Unusual Correlations," the correlation coefficient between these two variables has raised eyebrows across the scientific community. However, it's important to note that correlation does not imply causation, although in this case, one might be tempted to say that it suggests "cau-skeleton."
Doe and Jones (2018) further investigated the potential influence of engaging online content on reproductive decisions in their groundbreaking paper "The YouTube Effect on Family Planning." Their findings offer compelling evidence for a connection between captivating video narratives and unexpected shifts in birth statistics. One cannot resist the pun that their results "unlocked" a new understanding of the impact of media consumption on demographic trends.
Shifting gears, non-fiction works such as Malcolm Gladwell's "Outliers" and Daniel Kahneman's "Thinking, Fast and Slow" shed light on the factors that shape human decision-making, providing a framework to analyze the potential psychological mechanisms at play in the correlation under scrutiny. It's almost as if these books hold the "key" to unlocking the human psyche and its relationship with seemingly unrelated phenomena.
In a fictional context, the works of Dan Brown, particularly "The Da Vinci Code," and Agatha Christie's mystery novels present engaging narratives that challenge readers to unravel complex connections, much like the puzzle of the correlation between lock picking and birth rates of multiples. It's as if these books hold a "lock"-ing narrative that mirrors the enigmatic correlation we seek to understand.
Turning to the world of cinema, movies like "The Italian Job," "Ocean's Eleven," and "National Treasure" offer a playful take on the art of lock picking, weaving thrilling narratives around the manipulation of locks and security systems. These films serve as a testament to the intrigue and entertainment value of such feats, perhaps hinting at the captivating allure that LockPickingLawyer's videos exude, leading to unforeseen consequences in birth statistics. After all, it's not every day that one encounters such unexpected "twists" and "turns" in the world of statistical analysis.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis conducted revealed a remarkably strong correlation between the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9933572 and an r-squared value of 0.9867586. The p-value of less than 0.01 further reinforced the statistical significance of this association, leaving little room for doubt about the substantial link between these seemingly disparate variables.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) illustrates the robust correlation between the variables, showcasing the striking pattern that emerged from the data. It's almost as if each point on the plot tells a story of its own, with the length of each video intricately intertwined with the birth rates of multiples, much like the intricate workings of a well-crafted lock.
One might wonder if the captivating nature of LockPickingLawyer's videos has a magnetic pull that draws one to pondering and contemplating the mysteries of life, including the decision to expand one’s family to include triplets or more. It's as if the allure of his content plays a pivotal role in unlocking a surge in the birth rates of multiples across the nation. One could jest that his videos might hold the "key" to igniting this unforeseen correlation, although we must be cautious not to "lock" ourselves into conclusions before fully understanding the underlying mechanisms.
In summary, the results of this investigation bring to light an unexpected and robust relationship between the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. While our findings raise more questions than they answer, they underscore the need for continued exploration of the complex interplay between content consumption and reproductive decisions. It leaves us pondering if the length of his videos is not just a "tumblers-turning" revelation but also an enigmatic force influencing the realm of birth statistics and family planning trends. This may well be the "skeleton key" to unlocking a new understanding of the surprising connections between what seems like the unrelated worlds of lock picking and multiple births.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study present a compelling case for the unexpected correlation between the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. The robust correlation coefficient and statistically significant p-value reaffirm the substantial linkage between these seemingly disparate variables, culminating in an association that demands further investigation and analysis. It's almost as if the length of his videos serves as a "tumbler" in unlocking the enigmatic relationship between lock picking and multiple births, leaving us to ponder the narrative twists and turns that led to this intriguing revelation.

Our findings are in agreement with prior research by Smith et al., who first brought attention to the eyebrow-raising correlation coefficient between these variables. The strength of the association we uncovered echoes the importance of their initial observations, suggesting a deeper connection that extends beyond mere coincidence. One could say that our study "picks" up where their work left off, delving into the intricate mechanics of this unusual relationship without "locking" ourselves into hasty assumptions.

The insights offered by Doe and Jones (2018) in their exploration of the YouTube effect on family planning resonate with our own findings, pointing to the potential influence of engaging online content on reproductive decisions. The captivating narratives and meticulous demonstrations featured in LockPickingLawyer's videos may indeed hold unforeseen influence on family planning trends, as our analysis has now "unlocked" the statistical support for this notion. It's as if the impact of online media consumption on demographic trends extends beyond the realms of predictability, taking us through a labyrinthine journey of unexpected relationships.

Drawing from the world of literature, the works of Malcolm Gladwell and Daniel Kahneman offer a valuable framework for understanding the psychological mechanisms at play in the correlation under examination. The human decision-making processes that they elucidate provide a lens through which we can begin to unravel the factors driving this unlikely association. In a delightful twist, it's almost as if their books serve as the "skeleton key" to comprehending the psychological landscapes influencing the birth rates of multiples and the length of LockPickingLawyer's videos.

Essentially, our results support and extend previous findings, advancing our understanding of the intricate interplay between seemingly unrelated phenomena. The unexpected connection between the birth rates of triplets or more and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos opens the door to a realm of curiosity and inquiry, prompting us to view this correlation not just as a statistical oddity, but as a compelling avenue for further exploration. It's almost as if our study is the "key" that unlocks the potential for a deeper understanding of the narrative twists and turns that have led us to this intriguing and unexpected linkage. After all, when it comes to uncovering peculiar correlations, it's best to approach the research with a good sense of "lock" humor.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between US birth rates of triplets or more and Average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Locking Down the Connection: The Correlation between US Multiple Birth Rates and the Length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube Videos

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we conduct an analysis of the relationship between the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. We aim to shed light on the intriguing correlation between the two seemingly unrelated variables and uncover any potential underlying mechanisms. With data from the CDC and YouTube, we embarked on this investigation to unlock the mysteries of this peculiar association, all while trying our best not to pick apart the findings.

Our meticulous analysis revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9933572 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2015 to 2021. These results hint at a connection between the length of LockPickingLawyer's videos and the incidence of multiple births, leaving us to ponder the notion that perhaps his content has an unforeseen influence on the reproductive decisions of the American population. One might say that his videos are quite "key" in understanding the factors at play here, although we must resist the urge to "lock" onto any hasty conclusions.

Furthermore, our findings suggest that the captivating narratives and meticulous demonstrations featured in LockPickingLawyer's videos may have an unexpected impact on family planning trends. It's almost as if his engaging content can unlock a surge in the birth rates of triplets or more, prompting us to quip that his videos may hold the "key" to a baby boom of multiples. However, we acknowledge the need for further research to untangle the precise causative links between lock picking and multiple births – a task that might prove more challenging than cracking a particularly stubborn padlock.

In conclusion, while our study sheds light on the intriguing correlation between US birth rates of triplets or more and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos, it also underscores the need for continued investigation into the underlying factors at play. We emphasize the importance of taking these findings with a grain of "skeleton key" and caution against rushing to conclusions before we have the "full set" of data to truly grasp these unexpected connections.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
To the uninitiated, the correlation between the birth rates of multiple births in the United States and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos might seem as unexpected as finding a spare key under the doormat. However, for those who dabble in the enigmatic art of statistical analysis, this peculiar link opens the door to a labyrinth of questions and hypotheses. It's enough to make one wonder if there's a "master key" to unlock the mysteries of this seemingly unrelated convergence.
One cannot help but ponder the notion that LockPickingLawyer's videos, with their captivating demonstrations and engaging narratives, might hold the "key" to understanding the surprising connection with the incidence of multiple births. At the risk of sounding like a "dad" joke, it's as if his content has the uncanny ability to "lock in" a distinctive pattern in the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States.
Undoubtedly, this unexpected correlation has the research community collectively scratching their heads much like trying to pick a lock with a paperclip, in search of potential underlying mechanisms. It is the kind of conundrum that at first seems as impenetrable as a high-security padlock, but with the right approach, can be unravelled to reveal the intriguing relationships that lie within.
In conducting this study, we aimed to crack open new perspectives on the association between US birth rates of triplets or more and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. Our analysis leads us to consider that perhaps the mesmerizing quality of his content may have an unforeseen impact on the reproductive decisions of individuals and families across the nation. After all, it's not every day that one encounters such a "tumblers-turning" revelation in the realms of birth statistics and content consumption.
By unlocking the mysteries of this curious correlation, we hope to inform not only the research community but also the wider public about the fascinating interplay between seemingly unrelated phenomena. These findings might just be the "skeleton key" to understanding the unexpected connections between lock picking and the birth rates of multiples and should prompt us to explore future avenues of research with an open mind and a dash of humor.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis conducted revealed a remarkably strong correlation between the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9933572 and an r-squared value of 0.9867586. The p-value of less than 0.01 further reinforced the statistical significance of this association, leaving little room for doubt about the substantial link between these seemingly disparate variables.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) illustrates the robust correlation between the variables, showcasing the striking pattern that emerged from the data. It's almost as if each point on the plot tells a story of its own, with the length of each video intricately intertwined with the birth rates of multiples, much like the intricate workings of a well-crafted lock.
One might wonder if the captivating nature of LockPickingLawyer's videos has a magnetic pull that draws one to pondering and contemplating the mysteries of life, including the decision to expand one’s family to include triplets or more. It's as if the allure of his content plays a pivotal role in unlocking a surge in the birth rates of multiples across the nation. One could jest that his videos might hold the "key" to igniting this unforeseen correlation, although we must be cautious not to "lock" ourselves into conclusions before fully understanding the underlying mechanisms.
In summary, the results of this investigation bring to light an unexpected and robust relationship between the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. While our findings raise more questions than they answer, they underscore the need for continued exploration of the complex interplay between content consumption and reproductive decisions. It leaves us pondering if the length of his videos is not just a "tumblers-turning" revelation but also an enigmatic force influencing the realm of birth statistics and family planning trends. This may well be the "skeleton key" to unlocking a new understanding of the surprising connections between what seems like the unrelated worlds of lock picking and multiple births.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has undeniably opened doors to the intricate and unexpected connections between US birth rates of triplets or more and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. The statistically significant correlation suggests that there may be more to these phenomena than meets the eye – or, in this case, the lock. As we consider the implications of our findings, one cannot help but contemplate the potential impact of captivating content on the choices individuals make, especially when it comes to expanding their families.

It seems that the length and content of LockPickingLawyer's videos may hold sway over more than just lock-picking enthusiasts; it may also be influencing the most unexpected decisions – such as whether to opt for three tiny tots instead of just one. And we have to admit, it's quite a "lock-ota" responsibility to consider.

Given the strength of the correlation we've uncovered, one could jest that LockPickingLawyer's videos are causing a real "locktoberfest" of multiples. However, the need for further research is no joke – there might be more to these findings than initially meets the eye, much like deciphering an intricate lock mechanism. Nonetheless, it might be a "lock" to suppose that this correlation opens the door to a new understanding of the pervasive influence of captivating content on unexpected aspects of human behavior, with a "key" role to play in shaping societal trends.

Ultimately, this study emphasizes the need for continued investigation into the fascinating interplay between seemingly unrelated phenomena. As we are all 'keyed' up about these findings, we encourage future researchers to explore the 'lock-tric' influence of engaging content on unexpected societal trends and to 'pick' up where we left off in unlocking the mysteries of lock picking and unexpected birth rates. And as for the need for more research in this area? It seems clear that "the jig is up" – there's no need for further investigation, the conclusions of this paper are a "lock" solid.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Locking Down the Connection: The Correlation between US Multiple Birth Rates and the Length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube Videos. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Quirky Sociological Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Locking Down the Connection: The Correlation between US Multiple Birth Rates and the Length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube Videos. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

Society for the Advancement of Unconventional Research (SAUR)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Locking Down the Connection: The Correlation between US Multiple Birth Rates and the Length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube Videos with an abstract of In this study, we conduct an analysis of the relationship between the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos. We aim to shed light on the intriguing correlation between the two seemingly unrelated variables and uncover any potential underlying mechanisms. With data from the CDC and YouTube, we embarked on this investigation to unlock the mysteries of this peculiar association, all while trying our best not to pick apart the findings.
Our meticulous analysis revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9933572 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2015 to 2021. These results hint at a connection between the length of LockPickingLawyer's videos and the incidence of multiple births, leaving us to ponder the notion that perhaps his content has an unforeseen influence on the reproductive decisions of the American population. One might say that his videos are quite "key" in understanding the factors at play here, although we must resist the urge to "lock" onto any hasty conclusions.
Furthermore, our findings suggest that the captivating narratives and meticulous demonstrations featured in LockPickingLawyer's videos may have an unexpected impact on family planning trends. It's almost as if his engaging content can unlock a surge in the birth rates of triplets or more, prompting us to quip that his videos may hold the "key" to a baby boom of multiples. However, we acknowledge the need for further research to untangle the precise causative links between lock picking and multiple births – a task that might prove more challenging than cracking a particularly stubborn padlock.
In conclusion, while our study sheds light on the intriguing correlation between US birth rates of triplets or more and the average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos, it also underscores the need for continued investigation into the underlying factors at play. We emphasize the importance of taking these findings with a grain of "skeleton key" and caution against rushing to conclusions before we have the "full set" of data to truly grasp these unexpected connections.

ChatGPT:

LockPickingLawyer, US birth rates, multiple births, correlation, YouTube videos, analysis, CDC data, statistical significance, family planning trends, reproductive decisions, lock picking, causative links, baby boom, underlying mechanisms, padlock symbolism

*There is a bunch of Python happening behind the scenes to turn this prompt sequence into a PDF.



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Data details

US birth rates of triplets or more
Source: CDC
See what else correlates with US birth rates of triplets or more

Average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos
Detailed data title: Average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos.
Source: YouTube
See what else correlates with Average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos

Correlation r = 0.9933572 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9867586 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 98.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., US birth rates of triplets or more) over the 7 years from 2015 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 6.9E-6. 0.0000068830188372214725000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.99 in 0.00069% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 145,285 random variables You don't actually need 145 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 6 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 6 because we have two variables measured over a period of 7 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.95, 1 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2015201620172018201920202021
US birth rates of triplets or more (Birth rate per 100,000)103.6101.4101.69387.779.680
Average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos (Length in seconds)397.409373.927380.293295.327212.837167.683168.584




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Very low n: There are not many data points included in this analysis. Even if the p-value is high, we should be suspicious of using so few datapoints in a correlation.
  5. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([103.6,101.4,101.6,93,87.7,79.6,80,])
array_2 = np.array([397.409,373.927,380.293,295.327,212.837,167.683,168.584,])
array_1_name = "US birth rates of triplets or more"
array_2_name = "Average length of LockPickingLawyer YouTube videos"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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