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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin and the second variable is Jet fuel used in Niue.  The chart goes from 2000 to 2007, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

Perhaps the smog wafted all the way to Niue, prompting the need for extra jet fuel to power through the polluted air!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a small town with quaint houses and streets in Wausau, Wisconsin, blanketed by a thick layer of smog. The smog should create a hazy, ethereal sky that casts a magical glow over the town. At the local airport in Niue, showcase airplanes preparing for departure, surrounded by a surreal, dreamlike atmosphere. Pilots ensure that extra jet fuel is loaded into the planes, creating an otherworldly scene of enchanting realism amid the pollution. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin and Jet fuel used in Niue. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: a Polaroid photo Magic realism A scene from Skyrim Cutsy graphics Magic realism
ChatGPT: Magic realism

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin and Jet fuel used in Niue, in the following situation: Perhaps the smog wafted all the way to Niue, prompting the need for extra jet fuel to power through the polluted air!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a small town in Wausau, Wisconsin, a thick layer of smog hovers over the streets, creating a hazy sky. At the local airport in Niue, airplanes are getting ready to depart, with the pilots ensuring extra jet fuel is loaded into the planes to power through the polluted air on their journey.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Magic realism ] and depicting this scene: In a small town in Wausau, Wisconsin, a thick layer of smog hovers over the streets, creating a hazy sky. At the local airport in Niue, airplanes are getting ready to depart, with the pilots ensuring extra jet fuel is loaded into the planes to power through the polluted air on their journey. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a small town with quaint houses and streets in Wausau, Wisconsin, blanketed by a thick layer of smog. The smog should create a hazy, ethereal sky that casts a magical glow over the town. At the local airport in Niue, showcase airplanes preparing for departure, surrounded by a surreal, dreamlike atmosphere. Pilots ensure that extra jet fuel is loaded into the planes, creating an otherworldly scene of enchanting realism amid the pollution.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin caused Jet fuel used in Niue to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Air No Laughing Matter: Uncovering the Unexpected Link between Air Pollution in Wausau and Jet Fuel Usage in Niue

Journal of Ecological Connections

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin and Jet fuel used in Niue. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9632764 and p < 0.01 for 2000 to 2007.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Air No Laughing Matter: Uncovering the Unexpected Link between Air Pollution in Wausau and Jet Fuel Usage in Niue

[[ABSTRACT]]
Air pollution is a serious global issue that has significant implications for public health and environmental sustainability. Numerous studies have investigated the sources and impacts of air pollution, but little attention has been paid to the potential connection between air pollution in seemingly unrelated locales. This study delves into the surprising correlation between air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin, and the usage of jet fuel in Niue, a tiny island nation in the South Pacific. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, our research team employed rigorous statistical analysis to unravel this seemingly incongruous connection. The findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9632764 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2000 to 2007. These results prompt a reevaluation of our understanding of air pollution sources and transmission, as well as the intricacies of global atmospheric dynamics. Additionally, they underscore the need for further investigation into seemingly distant and disparate factors that could influence air quality. This study offers a novel perspective on air pollution research, demonstrating the value of exploring unanticipated connections and encouraging future inquiries into the whimsical idiosyncrasies of our interconnected world.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin and Jet fuel used in Niue. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Air No Laughing Matter: Uncovering the Unexpected Link between Air Pollution in Wausau and Jet Fuel Usage in Niue

[[ABSTRACT]]
Air pollution is a serious global issue that has significant implications for public health and environmental sustainability. Numerous studies have investigated the sources and impacts of air pollution, but little attention has been paid to the potential connection between air pollution in seemingly unrelated locales. This study delves into the surprising correlation between air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin, and the usage of jet fuel in Niue, a tiny island nation in the South Pacific. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, our research team employed rigorous statistical analysis to unravel this seemingly incongruous connection. The findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9632764 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2000 to 2007. These results prompt a reevaluation of our understanding of air pollution sources and transmission, as well as the intricacies of global atmospheric dynamics. Additionally, they underscore the need for further investigation into seemingly distant and disparate factors that could influence air quality. This study offers a novel perspective on air pollution research, demonstrating the value of exploring unanticipated connections and encouraging future inquiries into the whimsical idiosyncrasies of our interconnected world.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The study of air pollution is no walk in the park. It involves complex interactions between various pollutants, atmospheric conditions, and anthropogenic activities. While the detrimental impacts of air pollution on human health and the environment have been well-documented, there remain enigmatic connections waiting to be uncovered. Our research aims to shed light on one such unexpected link: the relationship between air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin, and the usage of jet fuel in Niue, a remote speck of paradise in the South Pacific. We recognize that this unusual pairing may seem as mismatched as a tutu in a weightlifting competition, but our findings will show that the connection is as real as a double rainbow on a sunny day.

Historically, studies on air pollution have focused on local sources such as vehicular emissions, industrial activities, and, dare I say, flatulent cows. Few ventures have ventured into the uncharted territory of investigating potential long-distance relationships between air quality in far-flung locales. However, as our research will demonstrate, the atmospheric ballet of gases and particles knows no borders—it's a regular Casanova, mingling with elements from near and afar.

The impetus for this research sprang from the mischievous curiosity of several scientists who, after a hearty debate at the local brewpub, hypothesized that there might be a hidden connection between the Green Bay Packers' penchant for scoring touchdowns and the nitrous oxide levels in the atmosphere. While this particular theory turned out to be more far-fetched than a unicorn sighting, it did lead us down a path that eventually unearthed the enthralling correlation between air pollution in Wausau and jet fuel usage in Niue.

Through meticulous data collection and rigorously robust statistical analyses, we unveil a correlation coefficient so strong, it could bench-press a small sedan. With a statistically significant p-value that would make any self-respecting mathematician raise an eyebrow, our findings beckon the scientific community to expand their field of vision and ponder the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena. Our study serves as a gentle nudge to embrace the whimsical idiosyncrasies of our intertwined planet and embrace the wacky revelations that await us in the most unexpected of places.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin and Jet fuel used in Niue. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading CVS receipts.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Air No Laughing Matter: Uncovering the Unexpected Link between Air Pollution in Wausau and Jet Fuel Usage in Niue

[[ABSTRACT]]
Air pollution is a serious global issue that has significant implications for public health and environmental sustainability. Numerous studies have investigated the sources and impacts of air pollution, but little attention has been paid to the potential connection between air pollution in seemingly unrelated locales. This study delves into the surprising correlation between air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin, and the usage of jet fuel in Niue, a tiny island nation in the South Pacific. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, our research team employed rigorous statistical analysis to unravel this seemingly incongruous connection. The findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9632764 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2000 to 2007. These results prompt a reevaluation of our understanding of air pollution sources and transmission, as well as the intricacies of global atmospheric dynamics. Additionally, they underscore the need for further investigation into seemingly distant and disparate factors that could influence air quality. This study offers a novel perspective on air pollution research, demonstrating the value of exploring unanticipated connections and encouraging future inquiries into the whimsical idiosyncrasies of our interconnected world.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The study of air pollution is no walk in the park. It involves complex interactions between various pollutants, atmospheric conditions, and anthropogenic activities. While the detrimental impacts of air pollution on human health and the environment have been well-documented, there remain enigmatic connections waiting to be uncovered. Our research aims to shed light on one such unexpected link: the relationship between air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin, and the usage of jet fuel in Niue, a remote speck of paradise in the South Pacific. We recognize that this unusual pairing may seem as mismatched as a tutu in a weightlifting competition, but our findings will show that the connection is as real as a double rainbow on a sunny day.
Historically, studies on air pollution have focused on local sources such as vehicular emissions, industrial activities, and, dare I say, flatulent cows. Few ventures have ventured into the uncharted territory of investigating potential long-distance relationships between air quality in far-flung locales. However, as our research will demonstrate, the atmospheric ballet of gases and particles knows no borders—it's a regular Casanova, mingling with elements from near and afar.
The impetus for this research sprang from the mischievous curiosity of several scientists who, after a hearty debate at the local brewpub, hypothesized that there might be a hidden connection between the Green Bay Packers' penchant for scoring touchdowns and the nitrous oxide levels in the atmosphere. While this particular theory turned out to be more far-fetched than a unicorn sighting, it did lead us down a path that eventually unearthed the enthralling correlation between air pollution in Wausau and jet fuel usage in Niue.
Through meticulous data collection and rigorously robust statistical analyses, we unveil a correlation coefficient so strong, it could bench-press a small sedan. With a statistically significant p-value that would make any self-respecting mathematician raise an eyebrow, our findings beckon the scientific community to expand their field of vision and ponder the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena. Our study serves as a gentle nudge to embrace the whimsical idiosyncrasies of our intertwined planet and embrace the wacky revelations that await us in the most unexpected of places.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In their seminal work, Smith (2010) examines the sources and impacts of air pollution in urban environments. The study highlights the role of vehicular emissions, industrial activities, and natural factors in contributing to air pollution, providing a comprehensive overview of local pollution sources. Similarly, Doe (2015) delves into the complexities of global atmospheric dynamics, elucidating the intricate interactions between various pollutants and meteorological conditions. Jones (2018) expands on this understanding by exploring the long-term trends in air quality and the potential implications for public health and regulatory policies.

Moving beyond the academic realm, "Air Pollution and Its Effects on Public Health" by Brown et al. (2017) offers a comprehensive analysis of the health impacts associated with air pollution, emphasizing the need for stringent air quality regulations and proactive public health interventions. Additionally, "The Atmosphere: An Illustrated History" by Green (2019) provides an engaging narrative of the evolution of atmospheric science, shedding light on the historical developments and contemporary challenges in understanding air quality and pollution.

In the realm of fiction, the dystopian novel "Smoke and Mirrors" by Grayson (2013) presents a gripping narrative of a world grappling with a polluted atmosphere, offering a thought-provoking exploration of societal and environmental repercussions. Similarly, "The Air We Breathe" by Wells (2016) weaves a tale of romance and resilience amidst a backdrop of worsening air quality, providing a captivating portrayal of human perseverance in the face of environmental adversity.

Venturing into the unconventional, our literature review also considers findings from sources as varied as obscure graffiti on bathroom walls, the whispered words of fortune cookies, and the enigmatic musings of grocery store receipts. While these unconventional sources may raise eyebrows in traditional academic circles, they have provided unexpected insights that have, if nothing else, kept our research team thoroughly entertained.

As we synthesize these diverse perspectives, it becomes evident that the intricacies of air pollution and its unexpected connections demand a broader, more imaginative lens through which to interpret our findings. This literature review serves as a lighthearted reminder of the value of exploring unconventional sources of inspiration and allowing the occasional whimsical detour in the pursuit of scholarly inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin and Jet fuel used in Niue. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 2000 to 2007

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Air No Laughing Matter: Uncovering the Unexpected Link between Air Pollution in Wausau and Jet Fuel Usage in Niue

[[ABSTRACT]]
Air pollution is a serious global issue that has significant implications for public health and environmental sustainability. Numerous studies have investigated the sources and impacts of air pollution, but little attention has been paid to the potential connection between air pollution in seemingly unrelated locales. This study delves into the surprising correlation between air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin, and the usage of jet fuel in Niue, a tiny island nation in the South Pacific. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, our research team employed rigorous statistical analysis to unravel this seemingly incongruous connection. The findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9632764 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2000 to 2007. These results prompt a reevaluation of our understanding of air pollution sources and transmission, as well as the intricacies of global atmospheric dynamics. Additionally, they underscore the need for further investigation into seemingly distant and disparate factors that could influence air quality. This study offers a novel perspective on air pollution research, demonstrating the value of exploring unanticipated connections and encouraging future inquiries into the whimsical idiosyncrasies of our interconnected world.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The study of air pollution is no walk in the park. It involves complex interactions between various pollutants, atmospheric conditions, and anthropogenic activities. While the detrimental impacts of air pollution on human health and the environment have been well-documented, there remain enigmatic connections waiting to be uncovered. Our research aims to shed light on one such unexpected link: the relationship between air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin, and the usage of jet fuel in Niue, a remote speck of paradise in the South Pacific. We recognize that this unusual pairing may seem as mismatched as a tutu in a weightlifting competition, but our findings will show that the connection is as real as a double rainbow on a sunny day.
Historically, studies on air pollution have focused on local sources such as vehicular emissions, industrial activities, and, dare I say, flatulent cows. Few ventures have ventured into the uncharted territory of investigating potential long-distance relationships between air quality in far-flung locales. However, as our research will demonstrate, the atmospheric ballet of gases and particles knows no borders—it's a regular Casanova, mingling with elements from near and afar.
The impetus for this research sprang from the mischievous curiosity of several scientists who, after a hearty debate at the local brewpub, hypothesized that there might be a hidden connection between the Green Bay Packers' penchant for scoring touchdowns and the nitrous oxide levels in the atmosphere. While this particular theory turned out to be more far-fetched than a unicorn sighting, it did lead us down a path that eventually unearthed the enthralling correlation between air pollution in Wausau and jet fuel usage in Niue.
Through meticulous data collection and rigorously robust statistical analyses, we unveil a correlation coefficient so strong, it could bench-press a small sedan. With a statistically significant p-value that would make any self-respecting mathematician raise an eyebrow, our findings beckon the scientific community to expand their field of vision and ponder the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena. Our study serves as a gentle nudge to embrace the whimsical idiosyncrasies of our intertwined planet and embrace the wacky revelations that await us in the most unexpected of places.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To approach the confounding conundrum of the potential relationship between air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin, and jet fuel usage in Niue, we undertook a methodological framework that was as intricate as a Rube Goldberg machine, but hopefully with fewer comical misfires. Our intrepid journey into unraveling this mystical connection involved a melding of quantitative data analysis, geospatial modeling, and a touch of interpretative dance (metaphorically speaking, of course).

First and foremost, our research team scoured the digital realms, navigating the labyrinthine corridors of the internet to gather datasets pertaining to air pollutant emissions in Wausau and jet fuel consumption in Niue. The primary sources of our data were the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, which have more statistics than a mathlete has pi memorized. The data spanned from 2000 to 2007, providing a substantial temporal window to capture the elusive nuances of the interwoven phenomena.

Once we corralled the data into our virtual paddock, we embarked on a rigorous statistical analysis that would make a bean counter proud. Employing advanced statistical software, we calculated correlation coefficients, regression analyses, and other mathematical machinations to discern any semblance of a connection between the air pollution levels in Wausau and the jet fuel usage in Niue. We ensured that our statistical methods were as robust as a bank vault, employing techniques to mitigate potential confounding variables and spurious correlations – we didn't want any false leads sneaking into our research like a sneaky cat burglar.

In parallel, we delved into the realm of geospatial modeling, utilizing geographic information systems (GIS) to map out the dispersion patterns of air pollutants and, metaphorically speaking, trace the whimsical waltz of jet fuel emissions across the globe. This multidimensional approach allowed us to visualize the potential pathways of dispersion and discern any spatial congruence between the two seemingly distant locales.

Finally, acknowledging the need to interpret our findings within the broader context of atmospheric dynamics and global air quality, we engaged in extensive consultations with experts in meteorology, atmospheric science, and, dare I say, aficionados of airborne esoterica. These consultations facilitated a comprehensive understanding of the atmospheric interplay between Wausau and Niue, providing insights akin to a wise elder's musings at a cosmic campfire.

In summation, our methodological endeavor encompassed a fusion of statistical sorcery, spatial cartography, and interdisciplinary discourse, culminating in a compendium of data-driven elucidations and, dare I say, a few unexpected eurekas hidden in the empirical haystack.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin and Jet fuel used in Niue. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Energy Information Administration .

For the time period 2000 to 2007, you found a correlation 0.9632764, r-squared of 0.9279015, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Air No Laughing Matter: Uncovering the Unexpected Link between Air Pollution in Wausau and Jet Fuel Usage in Niue

[[ABSTRACT]]
Air pollution is a serious global issue that has significant implications for public health and environmental sustainability. Numerous studies have investigated the sources and impacts of air pollution, but little attention has been paid to the potential connection between air pollution in seemingly unrelated locales. This study delves into the surprising correlation between air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin, and the usage of jet fuel in Niue, a tiny island nation in the South Pacific. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, our research team employed rigorous statistical analysis to unravel this seemingly incongruous connection. The findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9632764 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2000 to 2007. These results prompt a reevaluation of our understanding of air pollution sources and transmission, as well as the intricacies of global atmospheric dynamics. Additionally, they underscore the need for further investigation into seemingly distant and disparate factors that could influence air quality. This study offers a novel perspective on air pollution research, demonstrating the value of exploring unanticipated connections and encouraging future inquiries into the whimsical idiosyncrasies of our interconnected world.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The study of air pollution is no walk in the park. It involves complex interactions between various pollutants, atmospheric conditions, and anthropogenic activities. While the detrimental impacts of air pollution on human health and the environment have been well-documented, there remain enigmatic connections waiting to be uncovered. Our research aims to shed light on one such unexpected link: the relationship between air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin, and the usage of jet fuel in Niue, a remote speck of paradise in the South Pacific. We recognize that this unusual pairing may seem as mismatched as a tutu in a weightlifting competition, but our findings will show that the connection is as real as a double rainbow on a sunny day.
Historically, studies on air pollution have focused on local sources such as vehicular emissions, industrial activities, and, dare I say, flatulent cows. Few ventures have ventured into the uncharted territory of investigating potential long-distance relationships between air quality in far-flung locales. However, as our research will demonstrate, the atmospheric ballet of gases and particles knows no borders—it's a regular Casanova, mingling with elements from near and afar.
The impetus for this research sprang from the mischievous curiosity of several scientists who, after a hearty debate at the local brewpub, hypothesized that there might be a hidden connection between the Green Bay Packers' penchant for scoring touchdowns and the nitrous oxide levels in the atmosphere. While this particular theory turned out to be more far-fetched than a unicorn sighting, it did lead us down a path that eventually unearthed the enthralling correlation between air pollution in Wausau and jet fuel usage in Niue.
Through meticulous data collection and rigorously robust statistical analyses, we unveil a correlation coefficient so strong, it could bench-press a small sedan. With a statistically significant p-value that would make any self-respecting mathematician raise an eyebrow, our findings beckon the scientific community to expand their field of vision and ponder the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena. Our study serves as a gentle nudge to embrace the whimsical idiosyncrasies of our intertwined planet and embrace the wacky revelations that await us in the most unexpected of places.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our investigation revealed a striking correlation between air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin, and the usage of jet fuel in Niue. Specifically, for the time period from 2000 to 2007, we observed a correlation coefficient of 0.9632764, indicating a remarkably strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated factors. Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.9279015 suggests that approximately 92.8% of the variability in air pollution in Wausau can be explained by the variability in jet fuel usage in Niue during this time frame.

The p-value of less than 0.01 further underscores the statistical significance of this association. In other words, the likelihood of observing such a strong correlation purely by chance is about as probable as encountering a friendly narwhal on a casual stroll through the city. The level of confidence in the relationship between air pollution in Wausau and jet fuel usage in Niue is as high as the altitude of a jumbo jet cruising at 35,000 feet—quite far from groundless speculation.

Remarkably, our findings challenge conventional expectations and prompt an examination of the far-reaching implications of seemingly distant interactions. The accompanying scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually illustrates the robust correlation between air pollution in Wausau and jet fuel usage in Niue, serving as a compelling visual testament to this unexpected relationship. The plot showcases the data points aligning almost as harmoniously as a synchronized swimming team, emphasizing the conspicuous synchrony between these seemingly disparate variables.

These results compellingly advocate for a broader perspective on the sources and transmission of air pollution, highlighting the need to consider unconventional linkages and the interconnectedness of global atmospheric dynamics. The significant correlation uncovered in this study encourages further exploration of whimsical idiosyncrasies and unexpected associations in the realm of air quality research.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin and Jet fuel used in Niue. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Air No Laughing Matter: Uncovering the Unexpected Link between Air Pollution in Wausau and Jet Fuel Usage in Niue

[[ABSTRACT]]
Air pollution is a serious global issue that has significant implications for public health and environmental sustainability. Numerous studies have investigated the sources and impacts of air pollution, but little attention has been paid to the potential connection between air pollution in seemingly unrelated locales. This study delves into the surprising correlation between air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin, and the usage of jet fuel in Niue, a tiny island nation in the South Pacific. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, our research team employed rigorous statistical analysis to unravel this seemingly incongruous connection. The findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9632764 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2000 to 2007. These results prompt a reevaluation of our understanding of air pollution sources and transmission, as well as the intricacies of global atmospheric dynamics. Additionally, they underscore the need for further investigation into seemingly distant and disparate factors that could influence air quality. This study offers a novel perspective on air pollution research, demonstrating the value of exploring unanticipated connections and encouraging future inquiries into the whimsical idiosyncrasies of our interconnected world.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their seminal work, Smith (2010) examines the sources and impacts of air pollution in urban environments. The study highlights the role of vehicular emissions, industrial activities, and natural factors in contributing to air pollution, providing a comprehensive overview of local pollution sources. Similarly, Doe (2015) delves into the complexities of global atmospheric dynamics, elucidating the intricate interactions between various pollutants and meteorological conditions. Jones (2018) expands on this understanding by exploring the long-term trends in air quality and the potential implications for public health and regulatory policies.
Moving beyond the academic realm, "Air Pollution and Its Effects on Public Health" by Brown et al. (2017) offers a comprehensive analysis of the health impacts associated with air pollution, emphasizing the need for stringent air quality regulations and proactive public health interventions. Additionally, "The Atmosphere: An Illustrated History" by Green (2019) provides an engaging narrative of the evolution of atmospheric science, shedding light on the historical developments and contemporary challenges in understanding air quality and pollution.
In the realm of fiction, the dystopian novel "Smoke and Mirrors" by Grayson (2013) presents a gripping narrative of a world grappling with a polluted atmosphere, offering a thought-provoking exploration of societal and environmental repercussions. Similarly, "The Air We Breathe" by Wells (2016) weaves a tale of romance and resilience amidst a backdrop of worsening air quality, providing a captivating portrayal of human perseverance in the face of environmental adversity.
Venturing into the unconventional, our literature review also considers findings from sources as varied as obscure graffiti on bathroom walls, the whispered words of fortune cookies, and the enigmatic musings of grocery store receipts. While these unconventional sources may raise eyebrows in traditional academic circles, they have provided unexpected insights that have, if nothing else, kept our research team thoroughly entertained.
As we synthesize these diverse perspectives, it becomes evident that the intricacies of air pollution and its unexpected connections demand a broader, more imaginative lens through which to interpret our findings. This literature review serves as a lighthearted reminder of the value of exploring unconventional sources of inspiration and allowing the occasional whimsical detour in the pursuit of scholarly inquiry.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation revealed a striking correlation between air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin, and the usage of jet fuel in Niue. Specifically, for the time period from 2000 to 2007, we observed a correlation coefficient of 0.9632764, indicating a remarkably strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated factors. Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.9279015 suggests that approximately 92.8% of the variability in air pollution in Wausau can be explained by the variability in jet fuel usage in Niue during this time frame.
The p-value of less than 0.01 further underscores the statistical significance of this association. In other words, the likelihood of observing such a strong correlation purely by chance is about as probable as encountering a friendly narwhal on a casual stroll through the city. The level of confidence in the relationship between air pollution in Wausau and jet fuel usage in Niue is as high as the altitude of a jumbo jet cruising at 35,000 feet—quite far from groundless speculation.
Remarkably, our findings challenge conventional expectations and prompt an examination of the far-reaching implications of seemingly distant interactions. The accompanying scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually illustrates the robust correlation between air pollution in Wausau and jet fuel usage in Niue, serving as a compelling visual testament to this unexpected relationship. The plot showcases the data points aligning almost as harmoniously as a synchronized swimming team, emphasizing the conspicuous synchrony between these seemingly disparate variables.
These results compellingly advocate for a broader perspective on the sources and transmission of air pollution, highlighting the need to consider unconventional linkages and the interconnectedness of global atmospheric dynamics. The significant correlation uncovered in this study encourages further exploration of whimsical idiosyncrasies and unexpected associations in the realm of air quality research.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our study has uncovered a surprising connection between air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin, and jet fuel usage in Niue, delivering not just a splash of surprise, but a veritable whirlwind of unexpected insight. While our findings may seem as improbable as finding a sasquatch lounging in a hot tub, they have undeniably reshaped our understanding of the far-reaching tendrils of air pollution sources.

The robust correlation we observed between air pollution in Wausau and jet fuel usage in Niue lends weight to the notion that seemingly disparate factors can dance together in the atmospheric ballet, much like a tango between a chef and a sous-chef. This not only challenges traditional perspectives but also invites us to reassess our assumptions about the interconnectedness of global atmospheric dynamics.

In light of our results, the musings from unconventional sources in our literature review, including bathroom graffiti and fortune cookies, seem less whimsical and more visionary. It appears that inspiration can indeed be found in the unlikeliest of places, much like discovering a hidden treasure trove beneath a cabbage in the grocery store.

Our research supports and extends prior work on air pollution sources and impacts, akin to adding a cherry on top of an already delectable sundae. Smith's examination of local pollution sources and Doe's insights into global atmospheric dynamics set the stage for our unexpected findings, demonstrating that academic research can sometimes offer unexpected plot twists worthy of a gripping novel.

The statistically significant relationship we unearthed suggests that further exploration of seemingly unrelated connections is not just an academic pursuit, but a pursuit with tangible value, much like stumbling upon a rare stamp collection at a yard sale. Our scatterplot visually encapsulates this unconventional relationship, serving as a vivid reminder that in the labyrinthine landscape of air quality research, uncharted paths may lead to the most remarkable discoveries.

In conclusion, our study beckons researchers to embrace the unexpected, much like anticipating a surprise birthday party when no one remembered it was your birthday. By unfurling the hidden link between air pollution in Wausau and jet fuel usage in Niue, we have illuminated a new avenue for understanding the whimsical idiosyncrasies of our interconnected world, reminding us that even in the serious realm of academia, there's always room for a touch of whimsy.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin and Jet fuel used in Niue. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Air No Laughing Matter: Uncovering the Unexpected Link between Air Pollution in Wausau and Jet Fuel Usage in Niue

[[ABSTRACT]]
Air pollution is a serious global issue that has significant implications for public health and environmental sustainability. Numerous studies have investigated the sources and impacts of air pollution, but little attention has been paid to the potential connection between air pollution in seemingly unrelated locales. This study delves into the surprising correlation between air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin, and the usage of jet fuel in Niue, a tiny island nation in the South Pacific. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, our research team employed rigorous statistical analysis to unravel this seemingly incongruous connection. The findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9632764 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2000 to 2007. These results prompt a reevaluation of our understanding of air pollution sources and transmission, as well as the intricacies of global atmospheric dynamics. Additionally, they underscore the need for further investigation into seemingly distant and disparate factors that could influence air quality. This study offers a novel perspective on air pollution research, demonstrating the value of exploring unanticipated connections and encouraging future inquiries into the whimsical idiosyncrasies of our interconnected world.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The study of air pollution is no walk in the park. It involves complex interactions between various pollutants, atmospheric conditions, and anthropogenic activities. While the detrimental impacts of air pollution on human health and the environment have been well-documented, there remain enigmatic connections waiting to be uncovered. Our research aims to shed light on one such unexpected link: the relationship between air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin, and the usage of jet fuel in Niue, a remote speck of paradise in the South Pacific. We recognize that this unusual pairing may seem as mismatched as a tutu in a weightlifting competition, but our findings will show that the connection is as real as a double rainbow on a sunny day.
Historically, studies on air pollution have focused on local sources such as vehicular emissions, industrial activities, and, dare I say, flatulent cows. Few ventures have ventured into the uncharted territory of investigating potential long-distance relationships between air quality in far-flung locales. However, as our research will demonstrate, the atmospheric ballet of gases and particles knows no borders—it's a regular Casanova, mingling with elements from near and afar.
The impetus for this research sprang from the mischievous curiosity of several scientists who, after a hearty debate at the local brewpub, hypothesized that there might be a hidden connection between the Green Bay Packers' penchant for scoring touchdowns and the nitrous oxide levels in the atmosphere. While this particular theory turned out to be more far-fetched than a unicorn sighting, it did lead us down a path that eventually unearthed the enthralling correlation between air pollution in Wausau and jet fuel usage in Niue.
Through meticulous data collection and rigorously robust statistical analyses, we unveil a correlation coefficient so strong, it could bench-press a small sedan. With a statistically significant p-value that would make any self-respecting mathematician raise an eyebrow, our findings beckon the scientific community to expand their field of vision and ponder the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena. Our study serves as a gentle nudge to embrace the whimsical idiosyncrasies of our intertwined planet and embrace the wacky revelations that await us in the most unexpected of places.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation revealed a striking correlation between air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin, and the usage of jet fuel in Niue. Specifically, for the time period from 2000 to 2007, we observed a correlation coefficient of 0.9632764, indicating a remarkably strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated factors. Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.9279015 suggests that approximately 92.8% of the variability in air pollution in Wausau can be explained by the variability in jet fuel usage in Niue during this time frame.
The p-value of less than 0.01 further underscores the statistical significance of this association. In other words, the likelihood of observing such a strong correlation purely by chance is about as probable as encountering a friendly narwhal on a casual stroll through the city. The level of confidence in the relationship between air pollution in Wausau and jet fuel usage in Niue is as high as the altitude of a jumbo jet cruising at 35,000 feet—quite far from groundless speculation.
Remarkably, our findings challenge conventional expectations and prompt an examination of the far-reaching implications of seemingly distant interactions. The accompanying scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually illustrates the robust correlation between air pollution in Wausau and jet fuel usage in Niue, serving as a compelling visual testament to this unexpected relationship. The plot showcases the data points aligning almost as harmoniously as a synchronized swimming team, emphasizing the conspicuous synchrony between these seemingly disparate variables.
These results compellingly advocate for a broader perspective on the sources and transmission of air pollution, highlighting the need to consider unconventional linkages and the interconnectedness of global atmospheric dynamics. The significant correlation uncovered in this study encourages further exploration of whimsical idiosyncrasies and unexpected associations in the realm of air quality research.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has brought to light a correlation so strong, it could make even the most stoic statistician raise an eyebrow in bewilderment. The unexpected connection between air pollution in Wausau and jet fuel usage in Niue has surpassed our initial expectations, much like finding a twenty-dollar bill in last winter's coat pocket.

While our findings may seem as odd a pair as pineapple on pizza (a divisive topic, to be sure), the robust statistical evidence leaves little room for skepticism. The relationship between these seemingly unrelated factors is as real as a caffeine-induced 3 a.m. existential crisis.

This exploration into the whimsical idiosyncrasies of our interconnected world prompts a reconsideration of the far-reaching influences that underlie air pollution. It's as if the atmosphere is playing an elaborate game of six degrees of separation, weaving together the most unexpected participants in a global dance of pollutants and jet fuel emissions.

The implications of our findings extend beyond the realm of air quality research, beckoning us to embrace the unexpected and delve into the intriguing complexities of our shared environment. It's as if Mother Nature herself is telling us a joke, and we're just beginning to grasp the punchline.

In light of these revelatory findings, it's clear that further research into this peculiar correlation is as superfluous as a cat toy at a dog convention. Our work stands as a testament to the value of exploring unanticipated connections, shaking up the status quo, and uncovering the delightful surprises that lurk within the mundane.

Therefore, we assert with confidence that no further investigation is needed in this area. It's time for researchers to shift their focus to more pressing matters, like solving the mystery of why we press the elevator button multiple times, as if it will make it arrive faster.

And there you have it: the unequivocal end to our exploration of the links between Wisconsin's air quality and Niue's jet fuel usage. The unexpected can indeed yield marvelous insights—much like finding the perfect avocado at the grocery store.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Air No Laughing Matter: Uncovering the Unexpected Link between Air Pollution in Wausau and Jet Fuel Usage in Niue. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Ecological Connections


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Air No Laughing Matter: Uncovering the Unexpected Link between Air Pollution in Wausau and Jet Fuel Usage in Niue. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Global Air Quality Research and Analysis


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Air No Laughing Matter: Uncovering the Unexpected Link between Air Pollution in Wausau and Jet Fuel Usage in Niue with an abstract of Air pollution is a serious global issue that has significant implications for public health and environmental sustainability. Numerous studies have investigated the sources and impacts of air pollution, but little attention has been paid to the potential connection between air pollution in seemingly unrelated locales. This study delves into the surprising correlation between air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin, and the usage of jet fuel in Niue, a tiny island nation in the South Pacific. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, our research team employed rigorous statistical analysis to unravel this seemingly incongruous connection. The findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9632764 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2000 to 2007. These results prompt a reevaluation of our understanding of air pollution sources and transmission, as well as the intricacies of global atmospheric dynamics. Additionally, they underscore the need for further investigation into seemingly distant and disparate factors that could influence air quality. This study offers a novel perspective on air pollution research, demonstrating the value of exploring unanticipated connections and encouraging future inquiries into the whimsical idiosyncrasies of our interconnected world.

ChatGPT:

Air pollution, Wausau air pollution, jet fuel usage in Niue, air pollution sources, global atmospheric dynamics, EPA air pollution data, EIA jet fuel data, air pollution correlation study, air pollution research, environmental sustainability, air quality influences, statistical analysis air pollution, public health air pollution implications

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Data details

Air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin
Detailed data title: Percentage of days 'unhealthy' or worse air quality in Wausau, WI
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin

Jet fuel used in Niue
Detailed data title: Volume of jet fuel used consumed in Niue in millions of barrels per day
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Jet fuel used in Niue

Correlation r = 0.9632764 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9279015 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 92.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Jet fuel used in Niue) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin) over the 8 years from 2000 through 2007.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00012. 0.0001204302641311738300000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.96 in 0.012% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 8,304 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 7 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 7 because we have two variables measured over a period of 8 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.81, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20002001200220032004200520062007
Air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin (Bad air quality days)000000.53763400.492611
Jet fuel used in Niue (Million Barrels/Day)0.008233330.008145090.008147260.008147260.0081250.01008020.008672810.00957001




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Very low n: There are not many data points included in this analysis. Even if the p-value is high, we should be suspicious of using so few datapoints in a correlation.
  5. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0,0,0,0,0,0.537634,0,0.492611,])
array_2 = np.array([0.00823333,0.00814509,0.00814726,0.00814726,0.008125,0.0100802,0.00867281,0.00957001,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Wausau, Wisconsin"
array_2_name = "Jet fuel used in Niue"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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