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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is How 'hip and with it' MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and the second variable is The number of microbiologists in Georgia. The chart goes from 2013 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time.

A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is How 'hip and with it' MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and the second variable is The number of microbiologists in Georgia. The chart goes from 2013 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time.

AI explanation

As MinuteEarth videos get hipper and wither, more people in Georgia start to pursue careers in microbiology to impress their friends with their knowledge of tiny, trendy topics. It's a real competition to see who's the coolest microbe enthusiast in the Peach State! Remember, it's not the size of the microscope, it's how you use it to stay micro-fabulous!

^{Show image generation prompt} Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Generate an image of a modern coffee shop interior in Georgia, where the walls are covered in vibrant, stylized posters showcasing fascinating MinuteEarth video titles related to microbiology. Show a group of chic locals engaged in passionate and fashionable discussions about cutting-edge microbial discoveries. They are seen enjoying artisanal lattes and exuding an air of stylish expertise amidst the high-tech ambiance of the coffee shop. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.

This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: How 'hip and with it' MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and The number of microbiologists in Georgia. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Psychedelic Cutsy art illustration Cutsy art illustration High-tech Futuristic
ChatGPT: High-tech

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both How 'hip and with it' MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and The number of microbiologists in Georgia, in the following situation: As MinuteEarth videos get hipper and wither, more people in Georgia start to pursue careers in microbiology to impress their friends with their knowledge of tiny, trendy topics. It's a real competition to see who's the coolest microbe enthusiast in the Peach State! Remember, it's not the size of the microscope, it's how you use it to stay micro-fabulous!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a trendy coffee shop in Georgia, the walls are adorned with colorful posters featuring catchy MinuteEarth video titles like "Microscopic Marvels: The Coolest Microbes You've Never Heard Of." As the hip tunes play in the background, a group of fashionable Georgians enthusiastically discuss microbiology, comparing notes on the latest microbial discoveries and innovations. It's a competition to see who can drop the most cutting-edge microbe knowledge in the most stylish manner, all while sipping artisanal lattes and flaunting their micro-fabulous expertise.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ High-tech ] and depicting this scene: In a trendy coffee shop in Georgia, the walls are adorned with colorful posters featuring catchy MinuteEarth video titles like "Microscopic Marvels: The Coolest Microbes You've Never Heard Of." As the hip tunes play in the background, a group of fashionable Georgians enthusiastically discuss microbiology, comparing notes on the latest microbial discoveries and innovations. It's a competition to see who can drop the most cutting-edge microbe knowledge in the most stylish manner, all while sipping artisanal lattes and flaunting their micro-fabulous expertise. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Generate an image of a modern coffee shop interior in Georgia, where the walls are covered in vibrant, stylized posters showcasing fascinating MinuteEarth video titles related to microbiology. Show a group of chic locals engaged in passionate and fashionable discussions about cutting-edge microbial discoveries. They are seen enjoying artisanal lattes and exuding an air of stylish expertise amidst the high-tech ambiance of the coffee shop.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
^{Show prompt for explanation} Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in How 'hip and with it' MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are positively influenced The number of microbiologists in Georgia.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)

The Rhyme and Reason Behind MinuteEarth’s Title: A Microscopic Analysis of Microbiologists in Georgia

The Journal of Microscopic Ecology and Geographical Analysis

Jan 2024

^{Show prompt used to generate this paper} Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How 'hip and with it' MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and The number of microbiologists in Georgia. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Rhyme and Reason Behind MinuteEarth’s Title: A Microscopic Analysis of Microbiologists in Georgia

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves deep into the intriguing relationship between the captivating titles of MinuteEarth's YouTube videos and the number of microbiologists in the state of Georgia. Utilizing advanced AI analysis of the linguistic patterns in the video titles and data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to unravel this perplexing correlation. Our findings reveal a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.8387248 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2013 to 2022.

In a twist that's as unexpected as discovering bacteria on a petri dish, we've uncovered a remarkable association between MinuteEarth's linguistic pizzazz and the enthusiasm for microbiology in Georgia. It’s as if puns and microbes are having a symbiotic relationship, much like the one microbiota have with their human hosts! The data suggests that the more "hip and with it" the video titles are, the greater the number of microbiologists in Georgia. It seems that MinuteEarth's knack for catchy titles is like a microscope, magnifying the interest in microbiology in the Peach State.

Digging into the data, we found that as MinuteEarth's video titles became more infectious than a particularly virulent strain of bacteria, the number of microbiologists in Georgia multiplied faster than bacteria in a nutrient-rich culture medium. It’s a quirky correlation that left us feeling more excited than a microbiologist at a germ-themed birthday party!

So, while the relationship between dynamic video titles and microbiologist numbers may seem puzzling at first, our research demonstrates that there’s more to it than meets the eye—just like a cryptic bacteria in a microbiologist’s petri dish.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
"The Rhyme and Reason Behind MinuteEarth’s Title: A Microscopic Analysis of Microbiologists in Georgia" embarks on a journey to unravel the perplexing connection between MinuteEarth's captivating YouTube video titles and the number of microbiologists in the state of Georgia. The title alone is a veritable smorgasbord of puns and wordplay, much like a dad joke convention! It's a title that's bound to pique the interest of both microbiologists and linguists, not to mention the rare breed of individuals who are equally passionate about both bacterial cultures and catchy YouTube titles.
There’s an old microbiology joke about bacteria not needing to grow under the influence of catchy video titles, but our research suggests otherwise! As we dive into the data, we find ourselves in the microcosm of linguistic flair and its correlation with the growth of microbiology as a profession. It's a bit like discovering a hidden colony of bacteria in an unexpected place; it's both surprising and strangely delightful.
MinuteEarth's knack for captivating titles appears to be not just a stroke of linguistic brilliance, but also a catalyst for igniting interest in the microscopic world. It's like a symphony of words and microbes, coming together in a harmonious crescendo of scientific intrigue. The correlation we uncovered is as unexpected as finding a microbiologist at a rock concert—seemingly out of place, yet undeniably fascinating!
Just as microbiologists meticulously study the tiniest organisms to uncover their intricate relationships, our research delves into the linguistically rich world of MinuteEarth's video titles to uncover the unexpectedly robust link with the proliferation of microbiologists in Georgia. It's akin to unraveling a scientific mystery, but with more puns and a lot less lab coats.
In this paper, we present our findings with the hope that it not only sheds light on this unique correlation but also sparks a few smiles and groans akin to the reaction elicited by a classic dad joke. So, buckle up, as we journey through the fascinating intersection of linguistics, microbiology, and unexpected correlations that leave you pondering whether you’ve stumbled into a scientific research paper or a comedy sketch about pun-loving microbes.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

ChatGPT:
**[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]**

In "Smith et al. (2015)," the authors found that MinuteEarth's YouTube video titles are indeed crafted with linguistic dexterity, captivating the audience with puns and wordplay while delivering scientific content. The titles are like a cleverly concocted scientific cocktail, stirring up interest in topics ranging from microbiology to ecology. It's like a microbiologist's dream come true—scientific knowledge garnished with a zest of linguistic wit.

Moving on, Doe and Jones (2018) explored the factors influencing the career choices of microbiologists in different states. Surprisingly, they found that the linguistic appeal of science communication platforms such as MinuteEarth plays a significant role in shaping the interest and career paths of aspiring microbiologists. It's like the irresistible aroma of freshly baked bread drawing in unsuspecting passersby, except in this case, it's the irresistible allure of pun-filled video titles drawing in budding microbiologists.

However, as we take a delightful detour from the conventional academic sources, let's dive into some non-fiction books that shed light on the curious relationship between language and scientific intrigue. In "The Language of the Insects" by May Berenbaum, the author navigates the fascinating world of insect communication, offering insights into the intricate ways in which tiny creatures convey information. This is akin to MinuteEarth's videos communicating complex scientific ideas through their magnetic titles—albeit with a tad more puns and a lot less antenna-waving.

On the fiction front, the works of Michael Crichton, particularly "The Andromeda Strain," transport readers to the captivating realm of microscopic entities with gripping narratives. Though it's not a direct study of MinuteEarth's titles, it does remind us of the infectious allure of storytelling intertwined with scientific exploration—much like the infectious allure of MinuteEarth's pun-laden titles intertwined with microbiology.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How 'hip and with it' MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and The number of microbiologists in Georgia. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2013 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Rhyme and Reason Behind MinuteEarth’s Title: A Microscopic Analysis of Microbiologists in Georgia

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves deep into the intriguing relationship between the captivating titles of MinuteEarth's YouTube videos and the number of microbiologists in the state of Georgia. Utilizing advanced AI analysis of the linguistic patterns in the video titles and data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to unravel this perplexing correlation. Our findings reveal a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.8387248 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2013 to 2022.

In a twist that's as unexpected as discovering bacteria on a petri dish, we've uncovered a remarkable association between MinuteEarth's linguistic pizzazz and the enthusiasm for microbiology in Georgia. It’s as if puns and microbes are having a symbiotic relationship, much like the one microbiota have with their human hosts! The data suggests that the more "hip and with it" the video titles are, the greater the number of microbiologists in Georgia. It seems that MinuteEarth's knack for catchy titles is like a microscope, magnifying the interest in microbiology in the Peach State.

Digging into the data, we found that as MinuteEarth's video titles became more infectious than a particularly virulent strain of bacteria, the number of microbiologists in Georgia multiplied faster than bacteria in a nutrient-rich culture medium. It’s a quirky correlation that left us feeling more excited than a microbiologist at a germ-themed birthday party!

So, while the relationship between dynamic video titles and microbiologist numbers may seem puzzling at first, our research demonstrates that there’s more to it than meets the eye—just like a cryptic bacteria in a microbiologist’s petri dish.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
"The Rhyme and Reason Behind MinuteEarth’s Title: A Microscopic Analysis of Microbiologists in Georgia" embarks on a journey to unravel the perplexing connection between MinuteEarth's captivating YouTube video titles and the number of microbiologists in the state of Georgia. The title alone is a veritable smorgasbord of puns and wordplay, much like a dad joke convention! It's a title that's bound to pique the interest of both microbiologists and linguists, not to mention the rare breed of individuals who are equally passionate about both bacterial cultures and catchy YouTube titles.
There’s an old microbiology joke about bacteria not needing to grow under the influence of catchy video titles, but our research suggests otherwise! As we dive into the data, we find ourselves in the microcosm of linguistic flair and its correlation with the growth of microbiology as a profession. It's a bit like discovering a hidden colony of bacteria in an unexpected place; it's both surprising and strangely delightful.
MinuteEarth's knack for captivating titles appears to be not just a stroke of linguistic brilliance, but also a catalyst for igniting interest in the microscopic world. It's like a symphony of words and microbes, coming together in a harmonious crescendo of scientific intrigue. The correlation we uncovered is as unexpected as finding a microbiologist at a rock concert—seemingly out of place, yet undeniably fascinating!
Just as microbiologists meticulously study the tiniest organisms to uncover their intricate relationships, our research delves into the linguistically rich world of MinuteEarth's video titles to uncover the unexpectedly robust link with the proliferation of microbiologists in Georgia. It's akin to unraveling a scientific mystery, but with more puns and a lot less lab coats.
In this paper, we present our findings with the hope that it not only sheds light on this unique correlation but also sparks a few smiles and groans akin to the reaction elicited by a classic dad joke. So, buckle up, as we journey through the fascinating intersection of linguistics, microbiology, and unexpected correlations that leave you pondering whether you’ve stumbled into a scientific research paper or a comedy sketch about pun-loving microbes.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the enigmatic connection between MinuteEarth's "hip and with it" YouTube video titles and the number of microbiologists in the state of Georgia, we employed a methodology as intricate as the intertwining structure of a bacterial biofilm. Our research team embarked on a quest that required a blend of AI analysis, statistical wizardry, and a touch of whimsy to unearth the underlying correlations. It was like trying to culture a particularly elusive bacterium in the lab – equal parts challenging and oddly thrilling.

We commenced our investigation by harvesting a bountiful crop of MinuteEarth's video titles, utilizing the latest AI algorithms to scrutinize their linguistic exuberance. It was akin to delving into a treasure trove of linguistic gems, each title sparkling like a cultured pearl amidst a sea of scientific jargon. We meticulously categorized the titles based on their perceived 'hipness', employing a rating system that was as stringent as a bacteriologist scrutinizing microbial purity. As the data poured in, we couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement akin to discovering a particularly punny dad joke – equal parts cringe and delight.

Simultaneously, we sourced detailed information on the number of microbiologists in Georgia from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, meticulously tracking the growth and fluctuations in this microscopic community over the years. It was comparable to observing the delicate ebb and flow of a bacterial population, except instead of a petri dish, we were gazing at spreadsheets and graphs. Our data collection process was as methodical as a microbiologist's approach to sterilizing laboratory equipment, ensuring the utmost precision and accuracy in our findings.

Employing a diverse array of statistical analyses, including correlation coefficients and regression models, we sifted through the data like a microbiologist staining a sample, keen to unveil the subtleties and patterns dancing beneath the surface. Our statistical journey resembled navigating through a complex microbial ecosystem, with each test and analysis akin to encountering a new species of linguistic microbe. It was as if we were playing a high-stakes game of microbial Monopoly, except instead of property, we were trading in correlation coefficients and p-values.

In our relentless pursuit of understanding the rhyme and reason behind MinuteEarth's titles and the burgeoning community of microbiologists in Georgia, we undertook a series of robust sensitivity analyses to validate the robustness of our findings. It was like double-checking the results of a microbiological experiment, ensuring that our conclusions were as reliable as a well-established biochemical pathway. With each sensitivity analysis, we felt a sense of accomplishment that bordered on the satisfaction of witnessing a particularly well-constructed dad joke – a blend of amusement and intellectual fulfillment.

Ultimately, our data-driven odyssey led us to the revelation of a remarkably strong correlation between the linguistic verve of MinuteEarth's video titles and the influx of microbiologists in Georgia. The magnitude of this correlation was as striking as observing a bacterial colony under a microscope – a vivid and unexpected display of interconnectedness. We arrived at our conclusions with a sense of scientific rigor, a sprinkle of humor, and the unwavering determination to shed light on the captivating alliance between linguistics and microbiology.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How 'hip and with it' MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and The number of microbiologists in Georgia. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2013 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8387248, r-squared of 0.7034592, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Rhyme and Reason Behind MinuteEarth’s Title: A Microscopic Analysis of Microbiologists in Georgia

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves deep into the intriguing relationship between the captivating titles of MinuteEarth's YouTube videos and the number of microbiologists in the state of Georgia. Utilizing advanced AI analysis of the linguistic patterns in the video titles and data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to unravel this perplexing correlation. Our findings reveal a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.8387248 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2013 to 2022.

In a twist that's as unexpected as discovering bacteria on a petri dish, we've uncovered a remarkable association between MinuteEarth's linguistic pizzazz and the enthusiasm for microbiology in Georgia. It’s as if puns and microbes are having a symbiotic relationship, much like the one microbiota have with their human hosts! The data suggests that the more "hip and with it" the video titles are, the greater the number of microbiologists in Georgia. It seems that MinuteEarth's knack for catchy titles is like a microscope, magnifying the interest in microbiology in the Peach State.

Digging into the data, we found that as MinuteEarth's video titles became more infectious than a particularly virulent strain of bacteria, the number of microbiologists in Georgia multiplied faster than bacteria in a nutrient-rich culture medium. It’s a quirky correlation that left us feeling more excited than a microbiologist at a germ-themed birthday party!

So, while the relationship between dynamic video titles and microbiologist numbers may seem puzzling at first, our research demonstrates that there’s more to it than meets the eye—just like a cryptic bacteria in a microbiologist’s petri dish.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
"The Rhyme and Reason Behind MinuteEarth’s Title: A Microscopic Analysis of Microbiologists in Georgia" embarks on a journey to unravel the perplexing connection between MinuteEarth's captivating YouTube video titles and the number of microbiologists in the state of Georgia. The title alone is a veritable smorgasbord of puns and wordplay, much like a dad joke convention! It's a title that's bound to pique the interest of both microbiologists and linguists, not to mention the rare breed of individuals who are equally passionate about both bacterial cultures and catchy YouTube titles.
There’s an old microbiology joke about bacteria not needing to grow under the influence of catchy video titles, but our research suggests otherwise! As we dive into the data, we find ourselves in the microcosm of linguistic flair and its correlation with the growth of microbiology as a profession. It's a bit like discovering a hidden colony of bacteria in an unexpected place; it's both surprising and strangely delightful.
MinuteEarth's knack for captivating titles appears to be not just a stroke of linguistic brilliance, but also a catalyst for igniting interest in the microscopic world. It's like a symphony of words and microbes, coming together in a harmonious crescendo of scientific intrigue. The correlation we uncovered is as unexpected as finding a microbiologist at a rock concert—seemingly out of place, yet undeniably fascinating!
Just as microbiologists meticulously study the tiniest organisms to uncover their intricate relationships, our research delves into the linguistically rich world of MinuteEarth's video titles to uncover the unexpectedly robust link with the proliferation of microbiologists in Georgia. It's akin to unraveling a scientific mystery, but with more puns and a lot less lab coats.
In this paper, we present our findings with the hope that it not only sheds light on this unique correlation but also sparks a few smiles and groans akin to the reaction elicited by a classic dad joke. So, buckle up, as we journey through the fascinating intersection of linguistics, microbiology, and unexpected correlations that leave you pondering whether you’ve stumbled into a scientific research paper or a comedy sketch about pun-loving microbes.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]

ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data collected from 2013 to 2022 revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8387248 between the linguistic flamboyance of MinuteEarth's YouTube video titles and the number of microbiologists in the state of Georgia. This correlation was accompanied by an r-squared value of 0.7034592, indicating that approximately 70% of the variability in the number of microbiologists can be explained by the variability in the dynamicity of the video titles. The p-value of less than 0.01 further substantiated the statistical significance of this relationship, suggesting that the correlation was not a mere statistical fluke.

Fig. 1 illustrates the scatterplot depicting the robust relationship between the linguistic exuberance of MinuteEarth's video titles and the number of microbiologists in Georgia. It shows a clear pattern where as the linguistic tang of the video titles increases, so does the number of microbiologists, reminiscent of the growth of bacteria in a nutrient-rich culture medium. The correlation is as unmistakable as a bacterial colony on an agar plate!

In a study like this, it's important to remember not to let the puns mix with the research data - otherwise, we might end up with a “culture” that's a little too lively!

The findings of this study provide compelling evidence of the previously unexplored influence of captivating video titles on the field of microbiology. It’s a correlation as unexpected as finding a bacterium in a cheese factory—cheesy, yet oddly satisfying. The data suggests that MinuteEarth's knack for crafting engaging titles has inadvertently contributed to the growing interest in microbiology in Georgia, serving as a testament to the unanticipated impact of linguistic flair in the realm of scientific disciplines.

This research underscores the importance of linguistic creativity in engaging the scientific community and fostering curiosity in specialized fields. Perhaps MinuteEarth's video titles not only educate about the wonders of the natural world but also serve as catalysts, fueling the passion for microbiology in a way that’s both informative and entertaining. It’s as if science and puns have formed a symbiotic relationship, giving birth to a new realm of scientific outreach that tickles the funny bone while expanding the scientific mind!

The remarkably strong correlation between MinuteEarth's linguistic charm and the proliferation of microbiologists in Georgia hints at an intricate interplay between language and scientific curiosity. It’s a curious correlation, much like finding a rogue bacterial strain in a laboratory—unanticipated, yet intriguing in its implications.

In summary, our findings unveiled a compelling and unexpected association between the linguistic pizzazz of MinuteEarth's YouTube video titles and the burgeoning interest in microbiology in Georgia. Who would have thought that puns and microbiology go hand in hand? It’s a correlation that leaves one pondering, much like a challenging riddle - the answers are right in front of us, but the connection is so unexpected, it's like trying to solve a punny mystery!

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How 'hip and with it' MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and The number of microbiologists in Georgia. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Rhyme and Reason Behind MinuteEarth’s Title: A Microscopic Analysis of Microbiologists in Georgia

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves deep into the intriguing relationship between the captivating titles of MinuteEarth's YouTube videos and the number of microbiologists in the state of Georgia. Utilizing advanced AI analysis of the linguistic patterns in the video titles and data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to unravel this perplexing correlation. Our findings reveal a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.8387248 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2013 to 2022.

In a twist that's as unexpected as discovering bacteria on a petri dish, we've uncovered a remarkable association between MinuteEarth's linguistic pizzazz and the enthusiasm for microbiology in Georgia. It’s as if puns and microbes are having a symbiotic relationship, much like the one microbiota have with their human hosts! The data suggests that the more "hip and with it" the video titles are, the greater the number of microbiologists in Georgia. It seems that MinuteEarth's knack for catchy titles is like a microscope, magnifying the interest in microbiology in the Peach State.

Digging into the data, we found that as MinuteEarth's video titles became more infectious than a particularly virulent strain of bacteria, the number of microbiologists in Georgia multiplied faster than bacteria in a nutrient-rich culture medium. It’s a quirky correlation that left us feeling more excited than a microbiologist at a germ-themed birthday party!

So, while the relationship between dynamic video titles and microbiologist numbers may seem puzzling at first, our research demonstrates that there’s more to it than meets the eye—just like a cryptic bacteria in a microbiologist’s petri dish.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith et al. (2015)," the authors found that MinuteEarth's YouTube video titles are indeed crafted with linguistic dexterity, captivating the audience with puns and wordplay while delivering scientific content. The titles are like a cleverly concocted scientific cocktail, stirring up interest in topics ranging from microbiology to ecology. It's like a microbiologist's dream come true—scientific knowledge garnished with a zest of linguistic wit.
Moving on, Doe and Jones (2018) explored the factors influencing the career choices of microbiologists in different states. Surprisingly, they found that the linguistic appeal of science communication platforms such as MinuteEarth plays a significant role in shaping the interest and career paths of aspiring microbiologists. It's like the irresistible aroma of freshly baked bread drawing in unsuspecting passersby, except in this case, it's the irresistible allure of pun-filled video titles drawing in budding microbiologists.
However, as we take a delightful detour from the conventional academic sources, let's dive into some non-fiction books that shed light on the curious relationship between language and scientific intrigue. In "The Language of the Insects" by May Berenbaum, the author navigates the fascinating world of insect communication, offering insights into the intricate ways in which tiny creatures convey information. This is akin to MinuteEarth's videos communicating complex scientific ideas through their magnetic titles—albeit with a tad more puns and a lot less antenna-waving.
On the fiction front, the works of Michael Crichton, particularly "The Andromeda Strain," transport readers to the captivating realm of microscopic entities with gripping narratives. Though it's not a direct study of MinuteEarth's titles, it does remind us of the infectious allure of storytelling intertwined with scientific exploration—much like the infectious allure of MinuteEarth's pun-laden titles intertwined with microbiology.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data collected from 2013 to 2022 revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8387248 between the linguistic flamboyance of MinuteEarth's YouTube video titles and the number of microbiologists in the state of Georgia. This correlation was accompanied by an r-squared value of 0.7034592, indicating that approximately 70% of the variability in the number of microbiologists can be explained by the variability in the dynamicity of the video titles. The p-value of less than 0.01 further substantiated the statistical significance of this relationship, suggesting that the correlation was not a mere statistical fluke.
Fig. 1 illustrates the scatterplot depicting the robust relationship between the linguistic exuberance of MinuteEarth's video titles and the number of microbiologists in Georgia. It shows a clear pattern where as the linguistic tang of the video titles increases, so does the number of microbiologists, reminiscent of the growth of bacteria in a nutrient-rich culture medium. The correlation is as unmistakable as a bacterial colony on an agar plate!
In a study like this, it's important to remember not to let the puns mix with the research data - otherwise, we might end up with a “culture” that's a little too lively!
The findings of this study provide compelling evidence of the previously unexplored influence of captivating video titles on the field of microbiology. It’s a correlation as unexpected as finding a bacterium in a cheese factory—cheesy, yet oddly satisfying. The data suggests that MinuteEarth's knack for crafting engaging titles has inadvertently contributed to the growing interest in microbiology in Georgia, serving as a testament to the unanticipated impact of linguistic flair in the realm of scientific disciplines.
This research underscores the importance of linguistic creativity in engaging the scientific community and fostering curiosity in specialized fields. Perhaps MinuteEarth's video titles not only educate about the wonders of the natural world but also serve as catalysts, fueling the passion for microbiology in a way that’s both informative and entertaining. It’s as if science and puns have formed a symbiotic relationship, giving birth to a new realm of scientific outreach that tickles the funny bone while expanding the scientific mind!
The remarkably strong correlation between MinuteEarth's linguistic charm and the proliferation of microbiologists in Georgia hints at an intricate interplay between language and scientific curiosity. It’s a curious correlation, much like finding a rogue bacterial strain in a laboratory—unanticipated, yet intriguing in its implications.
In summary, our findings unveiled a compelling and unexpected association between the linguistic pizzazz of MinuteEarth's YouTube video titles and the burgeoning interest in microbiology in Georgia. Who would have thought that puns and microbiology go hand in hand? It’s a correlation that leaves one pondering, much like a challenging riddle - the answers are right in front of us, but the connection is so unexpected, it's like trying to solve a punny mystery!

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[[DISCUSSION]]

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[[DISCUSSION]]

Our study has shed light on the enthralling relationship between the captivating titles of MinuteEarth's YouTube videos and the prevalence of microbiologists in the state of Georgia. The remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8387248 and the statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 have highlighted a connection that's as unexpected as a bacterium finding its way into a cheese factory - utterly delightful, yet a tad unusual.

Our findings robustly support the prior research by Smith et al. (2015) and Doe and Jones (2018) who emphasized the linguistic prowess of MinuteEarth's video titles and its influence on scientific intrigue. It seems the allure of puns and microbial matters go hand in hand, much like a microbiologist carefully handling a delicate petri dish—except in this case, the delicacy is in crafting the perfect pun.

The undeniable relationship depicted through our results echoes the sentiment conveyed by Smith et al. (2015) - MinuteEarth’s titles are indeed a scientific cocktail of linguistic dexterity, stirring up interest in scientific topics with a dash of wit. It’s as if the titles are secret ingredients in a microbial-themed recipe, tantalizing the taste buds of aspiring microbiologists with their linguistic zest.

Moreover, the results of our study further align with the unconventional insights extracted from non-fiction sources, such as May Berenbaum's "The Language of the Insects," underscoring the powerful impact of engaging language in scientific communication. The correlation we've unearthed is akin to the intricate ways in which insects convey information—except in this case, the creatures buzzing around are puns, and the information being conveyed is scientific fascination.

The association we’ve uncovered is as clear as a well-grown bacterial colony on an agar plate, staying true to the infectious allure of MinuteEarth's linguistic exuberance paralleling the growth of microbiologists in Georgia. It's like witnessing a microbial dance party - the more infectious the puns, the larger the microbiologist crowd, proving that linguistic charm indeed plays a compelling role in engaging the scientific community.

In conclusion, our research not only confirms the surprising connection between MinuteEarth's linguistic artistry and the proliferation of microbiologists in Georgia but also emphasizes the unanticipated impact of linguistic creativity in shaping scientific fervor. It's a charming union of science and humor that tickles the intellect and the funny bone alike. With this in mind, we look forward to future investigations delving into the unexpected associations between science and puns, knowing that each discovery will leave us grinning like a microbiologist in a microbial-themed amusement park.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How 'hip and with it' MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and The number of microbiologists in Georgia. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Rhyme and Reason Behind MinuteEarth’s Title: A Microscopic Analysis of Microbiologists in Georgia

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves deep into the intriguing relationship between the captivating titles of MinuteEarth's YouTube videos and the number of microbiologists in the state of Georgia. Utilizing advanced AI analysis of the linguistic patterns in the video titles and data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to unravel this perplexing correlation. Our findings reveal a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.8387248 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2013 to 2022.

In a twist that's as unexpected as discovering bacteria on a petri dish, we've uncovered a remarkable association between MinuteEarth's linguistic pizzazz and the enthusiasm for microbiology in Georgia. It’s as if puns and microbes are having a symbiotic relationship, much like the one microbiota have with their human hosts! The data suggests that the more "hip and with it" the video titles are, the greater the number of microbiologists in Georgia. It seems that MinuteEarth's knack for catchy titles is like a microscope, magnifying the interest in microbiology in the Peach State.

Digging into the data, we found that as MinuteEarth's video titles became more infectious than a particularly virulent strain of bacteria, the number of microbiologists in Georgia multiplied faster than bacteria in a nutrient-rich culture medium. It’s a quirky correlation that left us feeling more excited than a microbiologist at a germ-themed birthday party!

So, while the relationship between dynamic video titles and microbiologist numbers may seem puzzling at first, our research demonstrates that there’s more to it than meets the eye—just like a cryptic bacteria in a microbiologist’s petri dish.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
"The Rhyme and Reason Behind MinuteEarth’s Title: A Microscopic Analysis of Microbiologists in Georgia" embarks on a journey to unravel the perplexing connection between MinuteEarth's captivating YouTube video titles and the number of microbiologists in the state of Georgia. The title alone is a veritable smorgasbord of puns and wordplay, much like a dad joke convention! It's a title that's bound to pique the interest of both microbiologists and linguists, not to mention the rare breed of individuals who are equally passionate about both bacterial cultures and catchy YouTube titles.
There’s an old microbiology joke about bacteria not needing to grow under the influence of catchy video titles, but our research suggests otherwise! As we dive into the data, we find ourselves in the microcosm of linguistic flair and its correlation with the growth of microbiology as a profession. It's a bit like discovering a hidden colony of bacteria in an unexpected place; it's both surprising and strangely delightful.
MinuteEarth's knack for captivating titles appears to be not just a stroke of linguistic brilliance, but also a catalyst for igniting interest in the microscopic world. It's like a symphony of words and microbes, coming together in a harmonious crescendo of scientific intrigue. The correlation we uncovered is as unexpected as finding a microbiologist at a rock concert—seemingly out of place, yet undeniably fascinating!
Just as microbiologists meticulously study the tiniest organisms to uncover their intricate relationships, our research delves into the linguistically rich world of MinuteEarth's video titles to uncover the unexpectedly robust link with the proliferation of microbiologists in Georgia. It's akin to unraveling a scientific mystery, but with more puns and a lot less lab coats.
In this paper, we present our findings with the hope that it not only sheds light on this unique correlation but also sparks a few smiles and groans akin to the reaction elicited by a classic dad joke. So, buckle up, as we journey through the fascinating intersection of linguistics, microbiology, and unexpected correlations that leave you pondering whether you’ve stumbled into a scientific research paper or a comedy sketch about pun-loving microbes.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data collected from 2013 to 2022 revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8387248 between the linguistic flamboyance of MinuteEarth's YouTube video titles and the number of microbiologists in the state of Georgia. This correlation was accompanied by an r-squared value of 0.7034592, indicating that approximately 70% of the variability in the number of microbiologists can be explained by the variability in the dynamicity of the video titles. The p-value of less than 0.01 further substantiated the statistical significance of this relationship, suggesting that the correlation was not a mere statistical fluke.
Fig. 1 illustrates the scatterplot depicting the robust relationship between the linguistic exuberance of MinuteEarth's video titles and the number of microbiologists in Georgia. It shows a clear pattern where as the linguistic tang of the video titles increases, so does the number of microbiologists, reminiscent of the growth of bacteria in a nutrient-rich culture medium. The correlation is as unmistakable as a bacterial colony on an agar plate!
In a study like this, it's important to remember not to let the puns mix with the research data - otherwise, we might end up with a “culture” that's a little too lively!
The findings of this study provide compelling evidence of the previously unexplored influence of captivating video titles on the field of microbiology. It’s a correlation as unexpected as finding a bacterium in a cheese factory—cheesy, yet oddly satisfying. The data suggests that MinuteEarth's knack for crafting engaging titles has inadvertently contributed to the growing interest in microbiology in Georgia, serving as a testament to the unanticipated impact of linguistic flair in the realm of scientific disciplines.
This research underscores the importance of linguistic creativity in engaging the scientific community and fostering curiosity in specialized fields. Perhaps MinuteEarth's video titles not only educate about the wonders of the natural world but also serve as catalysts, fueling the passion for microbiology in a way that’s both informative and entertaining. It’s as if science and puns have formed a symbiotic relationship, giving birth to a new realm of scientific outreach that tickles the funny bone while expanding the scientific mind!
The remarkably strong correlation between MinuteEarth's linguistic charm and the proliferation of microbiologists in Georgia hints at an intricate interplay between language and scientific curiosity. It’s a curious correlation, much like finding a rogue bacterial strain in a laboratory—unanticipated, yet intriguing in its implications.
In summary, our findings unveiled a compelling and unexpected association between the linguistic pizzazz of MinuteEarth's YouTube video titles and the burgeoning interest in microbiology in Georgia. Who would have thought that puns and microbiology go hand in hand? It’s a correlation that leaves one pondering, much like a challenging riddle - the answers are right in front of us, but the connection is so unexpected, it's like trying to solve a punny mystery!

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[[CONCLUSION]]

ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, the correlation between MinuteEarth’s linguistic flair and the surge in microbiologists in Georgia is as clear as a microscope's view of a particularly active bacterial culture. It seems that puns and microorganisms are not just coexisting but thriving together, much like a comedic duo that unexpectedly steals the show!

Our research has shed light on this unexpected association, proving that MinuteEarth’s captivating video titles have played a significant role in bolstering interest in microbiology in Georgia. It’s like witnessing a well-crafted punchline; it leaves you both informed and amused!

The data speaks for itself, much like a compelling dad joke—undeniable and remarkably convincing. It seems that MinuteEarth's linguistic ingenuity has become an inadvertent advocate for the field of microbiology, sparking curiosity in a way that’s both educational and entertaining. Who knew that a well-phrased title could have a microbiological impact as significant as a well-cultured agar plate?

It's safe to say that the findings of this study have taken us by surprise, much like a sudden punchline in a science lecture. This unexpected correlation hints at the intricate interplay between language, humor, and scientific curiosity, leaving us pondering over the delightful absurdity of it all.

In light of these compelling results, it's clear that no additional research in this area is needed – we’ve gotten to the bottom of this peculiar conundrum. It’s as settled as a dad joke at a family dinner – there’s no need to beat it into the ground! The correlation is as unmistakable as a microscope view of a culture teeming with bacterial life.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Rhyme and Reason Behind MinuteEarth’s Title: A Microscopic Analysis of Microbiologists in Georgia. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

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The Journal of Microscopic Ecology and Geographical Analysis

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User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Rhyme and Reason Behind MinuteEarth’s Title: A Microscopic Analysis of Microbiologists in Georgia. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

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The Society for Quirky Scientific Inquiries

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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Rhyme and Reason Behind MinuteEarth’s Title: A Microscopic Analysis of Microbiologists in Georgia with an abstract of This study delves deep into the intriguing relationship between the captivating titles of MinuteEarth's YouTube videos and the number of microbiologists in the state of Georgia. Utilizing advanced AI analysis of the linguistic patterns in the video titles and data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to unravel this perplexing correlation. Our findings reveal a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.8387248 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2013 to 2022.
In a twist that's as unexpected as discovering bacteria on a petri dish, we've uncovered a remarkable association between MinuteEarth's linguistic pizzazz and the enthusiasm for microbiology in Georgia. It’s as if puns and microbes are having a symbiotic relationship, much like the one microbiota have with their human hosts! The data suggests that the more "hip and with it" the video titles are, the greater the number of microbiologists in Georgia. It seems that MinuteEarth's knack for catchy titles is like a microscope, magnifying the interest in microbiology in the Peach State.
Digging into the data, we found that as MinuteEarth's video titles became more infectious than a particularly virulent strain of bacteria, the number of microbiologists in Georgia multiplied faster than bacteria in a nutrient-rich culture medium. It’s a quirky correlation that left us feeling more excited than a microbiologist at a germ-themed birthday party!
So, while the relationship between dynamic video titles and microbiologist numbers may seem puzzling at first, our research demonstrates that there’s more to it than meets the eye—just like a cryptic bacteria in a microbiologist’s petri dish.

ChatGPT:

MinuteEarth, YouTube videos, microbiologists, Georgia, linguistic patterns, AI analysis, Bureau of Labor Statistics, correlation coefficient, p-value, puns, microbes, microbiota, video titles, infectious, bacteria, culture medium, quirky correlation, dynamic video titles, research analysis

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How 'hip and with it' MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are
Detailed data title: How 'hip and with it' MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI.
Source: AI analysis of YouTube video titles
Additional Info: ^{See full details} I asked a large language model, 'On a scale of 1-10, how _______ do you think this YouTube video title is?' for every video.

See what else correlates with How 'hip and with it' MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are

The number of microbiologists in Georgia
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of microbiologists in Georgia
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of microbiologists in Georgia

Correlation r = 0.8387248 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r² = 0.7034592 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 70.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of microbiologists in Georgia) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., How 'hip and with it' MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are) over the 10 years from 2013 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0024.^Show 0.0024245181548817390000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme.^Note More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.84 in 0.24% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 412 random variables^Note Which I absolutely did.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, ^Note Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.44, 0.96 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
^{Read more about the confidence interval} The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!

All values for the years included above: ^Note If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.

	2013	2014	2015	2016	2017	2018	2019	2020	2021	2022
How 'hip and with it' MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are (Hip' score (out of 10))	5.7586	6.35	6.1739	6.1563	6.3243	5.8696	6.3846	6.4444	6.1702	5.7895
The number of microbiologists in Georgia (Microbiologists)	710	780	790	780	850	760	930	940	750	690

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Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
Lack of causal connection: There is probably^Note Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple^Note Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.

Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. ^{Show the steps to do this.} Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."

# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([5.7586,6.35,6.1739,6.1563,6.3243,5.8696,6.3846,6.4444,6.1702,5.7895,])
array_2 = np.array([710,780,790,780,850,760,930,940,750,690,])
array_1_name = "How 'hip and with it' MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are"
array_2_name = "The number of microbiologists in Georgia"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)

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