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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is GMO use in cotton and the second variable is Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in Arizona.  The chart goes from 2000 to 2020, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image

AI explanation

Farmers were too busy marveling at the resurgence of non-GMO cotton and didn't have time to engage in political discussions or attend rallies. The lack of genetically modified drama in the fields led to a decrease in conservative leaning cotton plants, resulting in an overall shift in the political landscape. It seems like these cotton fields were not just producing fabric, but also political preferences!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image with the style of a TIME magazine cover. Depict a serene cotton field under the Arizona sun, with rows of non-GMO cotton plants standing tall and gentle swaying in the breeze. In the background, an empty makeshift voting booth denotes a decrease in conservative votes for the Republican Presidential candidate. Showcase the intertwining of agriculture and politics as the non-GMO cotton fields seem to influence the political landscape. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: GMO use in cotton and Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in Arizona. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Oragami Celtic art An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie Voxel art A TIME magazine cover image
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both GMO use in cotton and Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in Arizona, in the following situation: Farmers were too busy marveling at the resurgence of non-GMO cotton and didn't have time to engage in political discussions or attend rallies. The lack of genetically modified drama in the fields led to a decrease in conservative leaning cotton plants, resulting in an overall shift in the political landscape. It seems like these cotton fields were not just producing fabric, but also political preferences!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a cotton field, rows of non-GMO cotton plants stand tall under the Arizona sun. The absence of genetically modified drama is evident as the cotton plants sway gently in the breeze. In the background, a makeshift voting booth stands empty, showing a decrease in conservative votes for the Republican Presidential candidate. The intertwining of agriculture and politics is apparent as the non-GMO cotton fields seem to influence the political landscape.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In a cotton field, rows of non-GMO cotton plants stand tall under the Arizona sun. The absence of genetically modified drama is evident as the cotton plants sway gently in the breeze. In the background, a makeshift voting booth stands empty, showing a decrease in conservative votes for the Republican Presidential candidate. The intertwining of agriculture and politics is apparent as the non-GMO cotton fields seem to influence the political landscape. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image with the style of a TIME magazine cover. Depict a serene cotton field under the Arizona sun, with rows of non-GMO cotton plants standing tall and gentle swaying in the breeze. In the background, an empty makeshift voting booth denotes a decrease in conservative votes for the Republican Presidential candidate. Showcase the intertwining of agriculture and politics as the non-GMO cotton fields seem to influence the political landscape.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in GMO use in cotton caused Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in Arizona to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Genetically Modified Oh-Cotton-Pickin' Politics: Analyzing the Relationship Between GMO Cotton Usage and Republican Presidential Votes in Arizona

The Journal of Agri-Political Genetics

Jan 2024
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in cotton and Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in Arizona. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from USDA and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9426110 and p < 0.01 for 2000 to 2020.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Genetically Modified Oh-Cotton-Pickin' Politics: Analyzing the Relationship Between GMO Cotton Usage and Republican Presidential Votes in Arizona"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper aims to investigate the potential link between the adoption of genetically modified organism (GMO) cotton and votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in the state of Arizona. Leveraging comprehensive data from the USDA and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, with additional support from the Harvard Dataverse, we conducted a rigorous analysis covering the time span from 2000 to 2020. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9426110 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a significant association between GMO cotton use and Republican votes. We delve into the complexities of this relationship, exploring potential mechanisms and implications, and offer a nuanced interpretation of our results. Our study sheds light on the curious interplay of agricultural practices and political preferences, demonstrating the importance of considering unconventional factors in electoral dynamics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in cotton and Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in Arizona. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Genetically Modified Oh-Cotton-Pickin' Politics: Analyzing the Relationship Between GMO Cotton Usage and Republican Presidential Votes in Arizona"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper aims to investigate the potential link between the adoption of genetically modified organism (GMO) cotton and votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in the state of Arizona. Leveraging comprehensive data from the USDA and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, with additional support from the Harvard Dataverse, we conducted a rigorous analysis covering the time span from 2000 to 2020. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9426110 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a significant association between GMO cotton use and Republican votes. We delve into the complexities of this relationship, exploring potential mechanisms and implications, and offer a nuanced interpretation of our results. Our study sheds light on the curious interplay of agricultural practices and political preferences, demonstrating the importance of considering unconventional factors in electoral dynamics.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
The cultivation and utilization of genetically modified organism (GMO) cotton has become a pressing topic at the intersection of agricultural science and political economy, one might say it's all in the genes. Specifically, the potential influence of GMO cotton adoption on voting behavior in presidential elections has garnered increasing attention relating to cotton-pickin' politics. In this research, we endeavor to unravel the nuanced relationship between the use of GMO cotton and the propensity to cast votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in the remarkably diverse and charming state of Arizona.

The impetus for this investigation stems from the need to understand the multifaceted dynamics that underlie voters' decisions. As GMO technology continues to weave its way into the fabric of agricultural practices, various strands of research have explored its implications on yields, pesticide use, and economic outcomes. However, less attention has been paid to its potential role in shaping political inclinations, perhaps because it's a-seedingly unusual connection, but our curiosity was strongly-Sewn. Arizona serves as an intriguing setting for this analysis, as its unique sociopolitical landscape provides a fertile ground for exploring such relationships, without spinning a yarn.

To corral comprehensive data for our inquiry, we harnessed information from the USDA and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, supported by the Harvard Dataverse. By stitching together these disparate datasets, we seek to illuminate the connections between agricultural practices and voting patterns with statistical rigor, aiming to prevent our analysis from un-raveling. Our efforts yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.9426110 and a p-value of less than 0.01, revealing a thread of statistical significance in the relationship between GMO cotton usage and Republican votes.

In this paper, we embark on a journey to delve deeper into this intriguing alignment, threading our way through the complexities and intricacies of this statistical fabric. We intend to plow through potential mechanisms and implications of this association, offering a nuanced interpretation of our findings. By doing so, we aim to reveal the often-overlooked interplay between agricultural practices and political preferences, sewing together the fabric of understanding the curious interactions that shape electoral dynamics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in cotton and Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in Arizona. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Genetically Modified Oh-Cotton-Pickin' Politics: Analyzing the Relationship Between GMO Cotton Usage and Republican Presidential Votes in Arizona"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper aims to investigate the potential link between the adoption of genetically modified organism (GMO) cotton and votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in the state of Arizona. Leveraging comprehensive data from the USDA and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, with additional support from the Harvard Dataverse, we conducted a rigorous analysis covering the time span from 2000 to 2020. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9426110 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a significant association between GMO cotton use and Republican votes. We delve into the complexities of this relationship, exploring potential mechanisms and implications, and offer a nuanced interpretation of our results. Our study sheds light on the curious interplay of agricultural practices and political preferences, demonstrating the importance of considering unconventional factors in electoral dynamics.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The cultivation and utilization of genetically modified organism (GMO) cotton has become a pressing topic at the intersection of agricultural science and political economy, one might say it's all in the genes. Specifically, the potential influence of GMO cotton adoption on voting behavior in presidential elections has garnered increasing attention relating to cotton-pickin' politics. In this research, we endeavor to unravel the nuanced relationship between the use of GMO cotton and the propensity to cast votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in the remarkably diverse and charming state of Arizona.
The impetus for this investigation stems from the need to understand the multifaceted dynamics that underlie voters' decisions. As GMO technology continues to weave its way into the fabric of agricultural practices, various strands of research have explored its implications on yields, pesticide use, and economic outcomes. However, less attention has been paid to its potential role in shaping political inclinations, perhaps because it's a-seedingly unusual connection, but our curiosity was strongly-Sewn. Arizona serves as an intriguing setting for this analysis, as its unique sociopolitical landscape provides a fertile ground for exploring such relationships, without spinning a yarn.
To corral comprehensive data for our inquiry, we harnessed information from the USDA and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, supported by the Harvard Dataverse. By stitching together these disparate datasets, we seek to illuminate the connections between agricultural practices and voting patterns with statistical rigor, aiming to prevent our analysis from un-raveling. Our efforts yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.9426110 and a p-value of less than 0.01, revealing a thread of statistical significance in the relationship between GMO cotton usage and Republican votes.
In this paper, we embark on a journey to delve deeper into this intriguing alignment, threading our way through the complexities and intricacies of this statistical fabric. We intend to plow through potential mechanisms and implications of this association, offering a nuanced interpretation of our findings. By doing so, we aim to reveal the often-overlooked interplay between agricultural practices and political preferences, sewing together the fabric of understanding the curious interactions that shape electoral dynamics.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Agricultural Trends and Political Behavior: A Comprehensive Analysis," Smith et al. examine the potential link between genetically modified organism (GMO) adoption and political affiliations. Their findings suggest a possible correlation between GMO usage and voting behavior, sewing the seeds for further investigation into this intriguing relationship. Similarly, Doe's "The Seeds of Political Preference" provides insights into the intertwining of agricultural practices and electoral dynamics, highlighting the need for in-depth exploration into the impact of GMO technology on political inclinations. Building on these foundational studies, Jones et al. further investigate the complex web of factors shaping voting patterns in "GMO Cotton and the Republic: An Examination of Electoral Trends," uncovering intriguing connections between cotton cultivation and political preferences in select regions.

Moving beyond the scholarly works, several non-fiction books shed light on related aspects of this phenomenon. "Seeds of Change: The Genetic Revolution and Politics" offers a comprehensive examination of genetically modified crops and their sociopolitical implications, providing a fertile ground for understanding the broader context in which GMO cotton usage may intersect with political behavior. Additionally, "Cotton, Politics, and Power: A Historical Perspective" delves into the historical significance of cotton in shaping political landscapes, offering valuable insights into the enduring impact of agricultural practices on power dynamics.

Taking a creative leap into the realm of fiction, "The Cotton Conspiracy" presents an imaginative exploration of the potential political intrigue surrounding genetically modified cotton production, weaving a tale of mystery and suspense within the agricultural landscape. In a lighter vein, "The Genetically Modified Gaffe" humorously reflects on the unintended consequences of genetic engineering in various spheres, offering a whimsical yet thought-provoking perspective on the subject matter.

Furthermore, popular internet memes such as "GMO Cotton: The Fabric of Political Discourse" and "Republican Votes: A-Maize-ingly Aligned with Agricultural Trends" playfully engage with the intersection of GMO cotton and political preferences, underscoring the broader cultural fascination with this curious juxtaposition.

In synthesizing the diverse literature on this topic, we aim to unravel the threads of connection between GMO cotton usage and Republican Presidential votes in Arizona, providing a nuanced understanding of this captivating interplay between agricultural practices and political inclinations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in cotton and Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in Arizona. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse . You used data from 2000 to 2020

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Genetically Modified Oh-Cotton-Pickin' Politics: Analyzing the Relationship Between GMO Cotton Usage and Republican Presidential Votes in Arizona"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper aims to investigate the potential link between the adoption of genetically modified organism (GMO) cotton and votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in the state of Arizona. Leveraging comprehensive data from the USDA and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, with additional support from the Harvard Dataverse, we conducted a rigorous analysis covering the time span from 2000 to 2020. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9426110 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a significant association between GMO cotton use and Republican votes. We delve into the complexities of this relationship, exploring potential mechanisms and implications, and offer a nuanced interpretation of our results. Our study sheds light on the curious interplay of agricultural practices and political preferences, demonstrating the importance of considering unconventional factors in electoral dynamics.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The cultivation and utilization of genetically modified organism (GMO) cotton has become a pressing topic at the intersection of agricultural science and political economy, one might say it's all in the genes. Specifically, the potential influence of GMO cotton adoption on voting behavior in presidential elections has garnered increasing attention relating to cotton-pickin' politics. In this research, we endeavor to unravel the nuanced relationship between the use of GMO cotton and the propensity to cast votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in the remarkably diverse and charming state of Arizona.
The impetus for this investigation stems from the need to understand the multifaceted dynamics that underlie voters' decisions. As GMO technology continues to weave its way into the fabric of agricultural practices, various strands of research have explored its implications on yields, pesticide use, and economic outcomes. However, less attention has been paid to its potential role in shaping political inclinations, perhaps because it's a-seedingly unusual connection, but our curiosity was strongly-Sewn. Arizona serves as an intriguing setting for this analysis, as its unique sociopolitical landscape provides a fertile ground for exploring such relationships, without spinning a yarn.
To corral comprehensive data for our inquiry, we harnessed information from the USDA and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, supported by the Harvard Dataverse. By stitching together these disparate datasets, we seek to illuminate the connections between agricultural practices and voting patterns with statistical rigor, aiming to prevent our analysis from un-raveling. Our efforts yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.9426110 and a p-value of less than 0.01, revealing a thread of statistical significance in the relationship between GMO cotton usage and Republican votes.
In this paper, we embark on a journey to delve deeper into this intriguing alignment, threading our way through the complexities and intricacies of this statistical fabric. We intend to plow through potential mechanisms and implications of this association, offering a nuanced interpretation of our findings. By doing so, we aim to reveal the often-overlooked interplay between agricultural practices and political preferences, sewing together the fabric of understanding the curious interactions that shape electoral dynamics.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

The methodology employed in this study involved a careful and systematic approach to disentangling the relationship between GMO cotton utilization and Republican Presidential votes in Arizona. Our research team pruned through vast datasets, harvested from the USDA and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, with additional seeds sown from the Harvard Dataverse. The data spanned from 2000 to 2020, allowing us to cultivate a robust analysis over two decades of stump speeches and cotton fields.

To tenderize the data for statistical analysis, we designed a bespoke algorithm, which we affectionately named "Ginny," to help us weed out any extraneous variables and ensure a clean crop of information. Ginny's role in our research process was no mere cotton-pickin' affair; rather, she played a vital role in ensuring that our analysis was as bountiful as the fields we were studying.

In order to quantify the extent of GMO cotton adoption, we employed a sophisticated metric that factored in the acreage of GMO cotton as a proportion of total cotton production, taking into account the agricultural vibes of Arizona over the years. The results from this metric were nothing short of a bale-out, allowing us to compile a comprehensive dataset that laid the groundwork for our analysis.

Simultaneously, we gathered data on Republican Presidential votes in Arizona, painstakingly extracting and cleaning the results to ensure an uncontaminated sample. We examined the distribution of votes across precincts, considering factors such as population density and political demographics to cultivate a clearer understanding of the relationship between cotton and conservatism.

Applying a suite of statistical tools, including linear regression models and spatial analysis techniques, we harnessed the power of numbers to plow through the data. These approaches allowed us to stitch together a compelling narrative of the association between GMO cotton usage and Republican votes, confirming our initial hypothesis that there's more to cotton than just threads and fibers.

Finally, we wove together the results of our statistical analysis, striving to present a cohesive and insightful depiction of the intriguing interplay between agricultural practices and political leanings in the Grand Canyon State. Our approach to this methodology sought not only to render a quantitative analysis but also to weave a compelling story that captures the reader's imagination while providing a comprehensive understanding of the nuanced connections between GMO cotton usage and voting behavior.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in cotton and Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in Arizona. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse .

For the time period 2000 to 2020, you found a correlation 0.9426110, r-squared of 0.8885155, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Genetically Modified Oh-Cotton-Pickin' Politics: Analyzing the Relationship Between GMO Cotton Usage and Republican Presidential Votes in Arizona"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper aims to investigate the potential link between the adoption of genetically modified organism (GMO) cotton and votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in the state of Arizona. Leveraging comprehensive data from the USDA and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, with additional support from the Harvard Dataverse, we conducted a rigorous analysis covering the time span from 2000 to 2020. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9426110 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a significant association between GMO cotton use and Republican votes. We delve into the complexities of this relationship, exploring potential mechanisms and implications, and offer a nuanced interpretation of our results. Our study sheds light on the curious interplay of agricultural practices and political preferences, demonstrating the importance of considering unconventional factors in electoral dynamics.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The cultivation and utilization of genetically modified organism (GMO) cotton has become a pressing topic at the intersection of agricultural science and political economy, one might say it's all in the genes. Specifically, the potential influence of GMO cotton adoption on voting behavior in presidential elections has garnered increasing attention relating to cotton-pickin' politics. In this research, we endeavor to unravel the nuanced relationship between the use of GMO cotton and the propensity to cast votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in the remarkably diverse and charming state of Arizona.
The impetus for this investigation stems from the need to understand the multifaceted dynamics that underlie voters' decisions. As GMO technology continues to weave its way into the fabric of agricultural practices, various strands of research have explored its implications on yields, pesticide use, and economic outcomes. However, less attention has been paid to its potential role in shaping political inclinations, perhaps because it's a-seedingly unusual connection, but our curiosity was strongly-Sewn. Arizona serves as an intriguing setting for this analysis, as its unique sociopolitical landscape provides a fertile ground for exploring such relationships, without spinning a yarn.
To corral comprehensive data for our inquiry, we harnessed information from the USDA and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, supported by the Harvard Dataverse. By stitching together these disparate datasets, we seek to illuminate the connections between agricultural practices and voting patterns with statistical rigor, aiming to prevent our analysis from un-raveling. Our efforts yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.9426110 and a p-value of less than 0.01, revealing a thread of statistical significance in the relationship between GMO cotton usage and Republican votes.
In this paper, we embark on a journey to delve deeper into this intriguing alignment, threading our way through the complexities and intricacies of this statistical fabric. We intend to plow through potential mechanisms and implications of this association, offering a nuanced interpretation of our findings. By doing so, we aim to reveal the often-overlooked interplay between agricultural practices and political preferences, sewing together the fabric of understanding the curious interactions that shape electoral dynamics.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data revealed a remarkably strong correlation between the adoption of genetically modified organism (GMO) cotton and the votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in Arizona. The correlation coefficient of 0.9426110 suggests a strikingly close relationship between these variables, indicating that as the use of GMO cotton increased, so did the support for the Republican candidate. This correlation is akin to the tight bond between the DNA strands of genetically modified cotton, weaving a compelling narrative of the influence of agricultural practices on political choices.

The r-squared value of 0.8885155 indicates that a substantial proportion of the variability in Republican votes can be explained by the variation in GMO cotton usage. This finding further underscores the robustness of the relationship, akin to the resilience of cotton fibers, with a significant portion of the variation in voting behavior being intertwined with the adoption of GMO cotton.

Moreover, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides strong evidence against the null hypothesis, suggesting that the association between GMO cotton use and Republican votes is not due to random chance. This statistical significance underscores the credibility of the observed relationship, akin to the conclusive evidence obtained from rigorous experimentation and analysis.

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually portrays the substantial correlation observed between GMO cotton usage and Republican votes, graphically capturing the strong connection between these seemingly distinct domains. Like the interwoven threads of a complex tapestry, the data points in the scatterplot form a pattern that unmistakably illustrates the close association between the variables, offering a visually compelling representation of our findings.

Overall, our investigation highlights the intriguing alignment between agricultural practices and political inclinations, emphasizing the need to consider unconventional factors in understanding the dynamics of electoral behavior. These results accentuate the delicate, yet tangible, interplay between the fields of agricultural science and political economics, underscoring the need for comprehensive analysis that goes beyond surface-level examination.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in cotton and Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in Arizona. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Genetically Modified Oh-Cotton-Pickin' Politics: Analyzing the Relationship Between GMO Cotton Usage and Republican Presidential Votes in Arizona"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper aims to investigate the potential link between the adoption of genetically modified organism (GMO) cotton and votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in the state of Arizona. Leveraging comprehensive data from the USDA and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, with additional support from the Harvard Dataverse, we conducted a rigorous analysis covering the time span from 2000 to 2020. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9426110 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a significant association between GMO cotton use and Republican votes. We delve into the complexities of this relationship, exploring potential mechanisms and implications, and offer a nuanced interpretation of our results. Our study sheds light on the curious interplay of agricultural practices and political preferences, demonstrating the importance of considering unconventional factors in electoral dynamics.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Agricultural Trends and Political Behavior: A Comprehensive Analysis," Smith et al. examine the potential link between genetically modified organism (GMO) adoption and political affiliations. Their findings suggest a possible correlation between GMO usage and voting behavior, sewing the seeds for further investigation into this intriguing relationship. Similarly, Doe's "The Seeds of Political Preference" provides insights into the intertwining of agricultural practices and electoral dynamics, highlighting the need for in-depth exploration into the impact of GMO technology on political inclinations. Building on these foundational studies, Jones et al. further investigate the complex web of factors shaping voting patterns in "GMO Cotton and the Republic: An Examination of Electoral Trends," uncovering intriguing connections between cotton cultivation and political preferences in select regions.
Moving beyond the scholarly works, several non-fiction books shed light on related aspects of this phenomenon. "Seeds of Change: The Genetic Revolution and Politics" offers a comprehensive examination of genetically modified crops and their sociopolitical implications, providing a fertile ground for understanding the broader context in which GMO cotton usage may intersect with political behavior. Additionally, "Cotton, Politics, and Power: A Historical Perspective" delves into the historical significance of cotton in shaping political landscapes, offering valuable insights into the enduring impact of agricultural practices on power dynamics.
Taking a creative leap into the realm of fiction, "The Cotton Conspiracy" presents an imaginative exploration of the potential political intrigue surrounding genetically modified cotton production, weaving a tale of mystery and suspense within the agricultural landscape. In a lighter vein, "The Genetically Modified Gaffe" humorously reflects on the unintended consequences of genetic engineering in various spheres, offering a whimsical yet thought-provoking perspective on the subject matter.
Furthermore, popular internet memes such as "GMO Cotton: The Fabric of Political Discourse" and "Republican Votes: A-Maize-ingly Aligned with Agricultural Trends" playfully engage with the intersection of GMO cotton and political preferences, underscoring the broader cultural fascination with this curious juxtaposition.
In synthesizing the diverse literature on this topic, we aim to unravel the threads of connection between GMO cotton usage and Republican Presidential votes in Arizona, providing a nuanced understanding of this captivating interplay between agricultural practices and political inclinations.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data revealed a remarkably strong correlation between the adoption of genetically modified organism (GMO) cotton and the votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in Arizona. The correlation coefficient of 0.9426110 suggests a strikingly close relationship between these variables, indicating that as the use of GMO cotton increased, so did the support for the Republican candidate. This correlation is akin to the tight bond between the DNA strands of genetically modified cotton, weaving a compelling narrative of the influence of agricultural practices on political choices.
The r-squared value of 0.8885155 indicates that a substantial proportion of the variability in Republican votes can be explained by the variation in GMO cotton usage. This finding further underscores the robustness of the relationship, akin to the resilience of cotton fibers, with a significant portion of the variation in voting behavior being intertwined with the adoption of GMO cotton.
Moreover, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides strong evidence against the null hypothesis, suggesting that the association between GMO cotton use and Republican votes is not due to random chance. This statistical significance underscores the credibility of the observed relationship, akin to the conclusive evidence obtained from rigorous experimentation and analysis.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually portrays the substantial correlation observed between GMO cotton usage and Republican votes, graphically capturing the strong connection between these seemingly distinct domains. Like the interwoven threads of a complex tapestry, the data points in the scatterplot form a pattern that unmistakably illustrates the close association between the variables, offering a visually compelling representation of our findings.
Overall, our investigation highlights the intriguing alignment between agricultural practices and political inclinations, emphasizing the need to consider unconventional factors in understanding the dynamics of electoral behavior. These results accentuate the delicate, yet tangible, interplay between the fields of agricultural science and political economics, underscoring the need for comprehensive analysis that goes beyond surface-level examination.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of our study provide compelling support for the previously observed correlations between genetically modified organism (GMO) cotton usage and Republican Presidential votes in Arizona. Our results echo the work of Smith et al., Doe, and Jones et al., who laid the groundwork for investigating the interplay between agricultural practices and political affiliations, emphasizing the importance of cultivating a deeper understanding of these complex relationships. Additionally, our findings align with the non-fictional insights offered by "Seeds of Change: The Genetic Revolution and Politics" and "Cotton, Politics, and Power: A Historical Perspective," underscoring the multidimensional nature of this phenomenon and the need for a comprehensive examination of its implications.

The substantial correlation coefficient of 0.9426110 observed in our study mirrors the "fertile ground" described by previous authors. This close relationship between GMO cotton usage and Republican votes not only validates the conjectures drawn from prior research but also accentuates the robustness of this association, akin to the sturdy cotton fibers woven into the fabric of political preferences. Our results, like a well-crafted pun, emphasize the intricate interconnections between seemingly disparate domains and provoke a deeper appreciation for the complexities of electoral dynamics.

Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.8885155 reinforces the notion that a significant proportion of the variance in Republican votes can be explained by the adoption of GMO cotton. This finding not only corroborates the earlier seminal studies but also underscores the "thread of connection" emphasized in our literature review, highlighting the nuanced yet tangible influence of agricultural practices on political choices in a manner reminiscent of a cleverly constructed wordplay. The statistical significance of our results, captured by the p-value of less than 0.01, serves as a firm rebuttal to any dismissive claims and underscores the undeniable weight of the observed relationship, much like a well-timed punchline in a compelling argument.

Our scatterplot, akin to an artful visual pun, vividly captures the pronounced correlation between GMO cotton usage and Republican votes, portraying a graphic representation of this unforeseen yet captivating alignment. Just as in a clever meme, the data points in the scatterplot form a compelling narrative, illustrating the harmonious intertwining of these seemingly incongruous variables and inviting contemplation on the complex interplay of agricultural and political forces.

In culmination, our study lends further credence to the notion that agricultural practices, akin to an unseen hand in shaping the political landscape, play a pivotal role in electoral dynamics. By bridging the gap between agricultural science and political economics, our findings underscore the need for a comprehensive understanding of the far-reaching implications of seemingly unrelated factors, thus challenging the traditional boundaries of electoral analysis and paving the way for deeper exploration of the intricate web of influences on political behavior.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in cotton and Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in Arizona. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Genetically Modified Oh-Cotton-Pickin' Politics: Analyzing the Relationship Between GMO Cotton Usage and Republican Presidential Votes in Arizona"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper aims to investigate the potential link between the adoption of genetically modified organism (GMO) cotton and votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in the state of Arizona. Leveraging comprehensive data from the USDA and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, with additional support from the Harvard Dataverse, we conducted a rigorous analysis covering the time span from 2000 to 2020. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9426110 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a significant association between GMO cotton use and Republican votes. We delve into the complexities of this relationship, exploring potential mechanisms and implications, and offer a nuanced interpretation of our results. Our study sheds light on the curious interplay of agricultural practices and political preferences, demonstrating the importance of considering unconventional factors in electoral dynamics.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The cultivation and utilization of genetically modified organism (GMO) cotton has become a pressing topic at the intersection of agricultural science and political economy, one might say it's all in the genes. Specifically, the potential influence of GMO cotton adoption on voting behavior in presidential elections has garnered increasing attention relating to cotton-pickin' politics. In this research, we endeavor to unravel the nuanced relationship between the use of GMO cotton and the propensity to cast votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in the remarkably diverse and charming state of Arizona.
The impetus for this investigation stems from the need to understand the multifaceted dynamics that underlie voters' decisions. As GMO technology continues to weave its way into the fabric of agricultural practices, various strands of research have explored its implications on yields, pesticide use, and economic outcomes. However, less attention has been paid to its potential role in shaping political inclinations, perhaps because it's a-seedingly unusual connection, but our curiosity was strongly-Sewn. Arizona serves as an intriguing setting for this analysis, as its unique sociopolitical landscape provides a fertile ground for exploring such relationships, without spinning a yarn.
To corral comprehensive data for our inquiry, we harnessed information from the USDA and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, supported by the Harvard Dataverse. By stitching together these disparate datasets, we seek to illuminate the connections between agricultural practices and voting patterns with statistical rigor, aiming to prevent our analysis from un-raveling. Our efforts yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.9426110 and a p-value of less than 0.01, revealing a thread of statistical significance in the relationship between GMO cotton usage and Republican votes.
In this paper, we embark on a journey to delve deeper into this intriguing alignment, threading our way through the complexities and intricacies of this statistical fabric. We intend to plow through potential mechanisms and implications of this association, offering a nuanced interpretation of our findings. By doing so, we aim to reveal the often-overlooked interplay between agricultural practices and political preferences, sewing together the fabric of understanding the curious interactions that shape electoral dynamics.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data revealed a remarkably strong correlation between the adoption of genetically modified organism (GMO) cotton and the votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in Arizona. The correlation coefficient of 0.9426110 suggests a strikingly close relationship between these variables, indicating that as the use of GMO cotton increased, so did the support for the Republican candidate. This correlation is akin to the tight bond between the DNA strands of genetically modified cotton, weaving a compelling narrative of the influence of agricultural practices on political choices.
The r-squared value of 0.8885155 indicates that a substantial proportion of the variability in Republican votes can be explained by the variation in GMO cotton usage. This finding further underscores the robustness of the relationship, akin to the resilience of cotton fibers, with a significant portion of the variation in voting behavior being intertwined with the adoption of GMO cotton.
Moreover, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides strong evidence against the null hypothesis, suggesting that the association between GMO cotton use and Republican votes is not due to random chance. This statistical significance underscores the credibility of the observed relationship, akin to the conclusive evidence obtained from rigorous experimentation and analysis.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually portrays the substantial correlation observed between GMO cotton usage and Republican votes, graphically capturing the strong connection between these seemingly distinct domains. Like the interwoven threads of a complex tapestry, the data points in the scatterplot form a pattern that unmistakably illustrates the close association between the variables, offering a visually compelling representation of our findings.
Overall, our investigation highlights the intriguing alignment between agricultural practices and political inclinations, emphasizing the need to consider unconventional factors in understanding the dynamics of electoral behavior. These results accentuate the delicate, yet tangible, interplay between the fields of agricultural science and political economics, underscoring the need for comprehensive analysis that goes beyond surface-level examination.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our analysis unveils a captivating relationship between the adoption of genetically modified organism (GMO) cotton and votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in Arizona. The statistically robust correlation coefficient of 0.9426110, akin to the strength of a finely woven textile, underscores the close intertwining of these variables. The notable r-squared value of 0.8885155, reminiscent of the tenacity of cotton fibers, further substantiates the substantial influence of GMO cotton usage on Republican votes. The compelling evidence provided by the p-value of less than 0.01, akin to the certainty obtained from rigorous experimentation, bolsters the credibility of our findings.

The visually striking scatterplot (Fig. 1) serves as a tapestry, weaving a vivid portrayal of the interconnectedness between GMO cotton usage and Republican votes, resembling the intricate patterns found in a complex political quilt. Our study highlights the interplay of agricultural practices and political preferences, offering a thread of understanding in the fabric of electoral dynamics.

While we have unraveled an engaging association, it is important to note that our analysis does not negate the influence of other variables that may be weaving through the political landscape. Nonetheless, we advocate for a continued exploration of the potential implications of agricultural practices on voting behavior, perhaps spinning off into new avenues of research. However, given the compelling evidence presented, one might say that further research in this area is as unnecessary as a non-GMO cotton gin.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Genetically Modified Oh-Cotton-Pickin' Politics: Analyzing the Relationship Between GMO Cotton Usage and Republican Presidential Votes in Arizona. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Agri-Political Genetics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Genetically Modified Oh-Cotton-Pickin' Politics: Analyzing the Relationship Between GMO Cotton Usage and Republican Presidential Votes in Arizona. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Advancement of Agricultural Absurdity


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System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Genetically Modified Oh-Cotton-Pickin' Politics: Analyzing the Relationship Between GMO Cotton Usage and Republican Presidential Votes in Arizona with an abstract of This paper aims to investigate the potential link between the adoption of genetically modified organism (GMO) cotton and votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in the state of Arizona. Leveraging comprehensive data from the USDA and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, with additional support from the Harvard Dataverse, we conducted a rigorous analysis covering the time span from 2000 to 2020. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9426110 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a significant association between GMO cotton use and Republican votes. We delve into the complexities of this relationship, exploring potential mechanisms and implications, and offer a nuanced interpretation of our results. Our study sheds light on the curious interplay of agricultural practices and political preferences, demonstrating the importance of considering unconventional factors in electoral dynamics.

ChatGPT:

GMO cotton, Republican votes, Arizona, genetically modified organism, USDA data, MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, agricultural practices, political preferences, electoral dynamics, association, correlation coefficient, p-value, analysis, implications, mechanisms, electoral dynamics, Arizona presidential votes

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Data details

GMO use in cotton
Detailed data title: Percent of cotton planted in Other States that is genetically modified to be insect-resistant (Bt), but not herbicide-tolerant (HT)
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with GMO use in cotton

Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in Arizona
Detailed data title: Percentage of all votes cast for the Republican Presidential candidate in Arizona
Source: MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse
See what else correlates with Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in Arizona

Correlation r = 0.9426110 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8885155 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 88.9% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in Arizona) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., GMO use in cotton) over the 6 years from 2000 through 2020.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0048. 0.0048457396346284980000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.94 in 0.48% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 206 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 5 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 5 because we have two variables measured over a period of 6 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.56, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200020042008201220162020
GMO use in cotton (GMO cotton %)1722222432
Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in Arizona (Percentage of votes)51.021154.869453.635253.654548.671649.056




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Very low n: There are not many data points included in this analysis. Even if the p-value is high, we should be suspicious of using so few datapoints in a correlation.
  5. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([17,22,22,24,3,2,])
array_2 = np.array([51.0211,54.8694,53.6352,53.6545,48.6716,49.056,])
array_1_name = "GMO use in cotton"
array_2_name = "Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in Arizona"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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