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As the number of machinists in Nebraska decreases, there's less precision in the Cornhusker State. This precision loss somehow leads to MinuteEarth video titles being less cool, creating a dis-oil-ution of snazzy machining puns that once sp-ark-ed excitement.Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generating prompt... "Create an image of an elaborate clock tower standing in the center of a vast Nebraska landscape. The clock's hands are moving backwards, symbolizing the reversal of time. Surrounding the clock tower are diminishing gears, each one becoming less defined and precise. As the gears decay, a ripple effect spreads through the state, with machinery grinding to a halt in the distance. The once vibrant landscape now reflects the fading precision and coolness factor, mirroring the decline of Nebraska's machinery industry." The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: How cool MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and The number of machinists in Nebraska. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cute cartoon A TIME magazine cover image Magic realism Steampunk Cyber folk
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both How cool MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and The number of machinists in Nebraska, in the following situation: As the number of machinists in Nebraska decreases, there's less precision in the Cornhusker State. This precision loss somehow leads to MinuteEarth video titles being less cool, creating a dis-oil-ution of snazzy machining puns that once sp-ark-ed excitement. . Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In the heart of Nebraska, a giant clock ticks backwards as the number of machinists dwindles. The once precise gears grind to a halt, causing a ripple effect across the state. As the precision diminishes, the spiffy machining puns that once adorned MinuteEarth video titles slowly fade away. The coolness factor of the titles declines, mirroring the loss of precision in Nebraska's machinery.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In the heart of Nebraska, a giant clock ticks backwards as the number of machinists dwindles. The once precise gears grind to a halt, causing a ripple effect across the state. As the precision diminishes, the spiffy machining puns that once adorned MinuteEarth video titles slowly fade away. The coolness factor of the titles declines, mirroring the loss of precision in Nebraska's machinery. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generating prompt... "Create an image of an elaborate clock tower standing in the center of a vast Nebraska landscape. The clock's hands are moving backwards, symbolizing the reversal of time. Surrounding the clock tower are diminishing gears, each one becoming less defined and precise. As the gears decay, a ripple effect spreads through the state, with machinery grinding to a halt in the distance. The once vibrant landscape now reflects the fading precision and coolness factor, mirroring the decline of Nebraska's machinery industry."
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in How cool MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are caused The number of machinists in Nebraska to decrease. Include one good pun.
AI academic paper
Cutting-Edge Connections: The Machinist Magnitude Measured by MinuteEarth Mirth The Journal of Quirky Quanta Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How cool MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and The number of machinists in Nebraska. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.
Your research team used data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9166361 and p < 0.01 for 2013 to 2022.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Cutting-Edge Connections: The Machinist Magnitude Measured by MinuteEarth Mirth"
[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between YouTube video titles and labor statistics may seem as disparate as a rusty old wrench and a sparkling new iPhone, but our research illuminates an unexpected correlation between the two. Leveraging the power of AI analysis and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we delved into the enigmatic relationship between the coolness of MinuteEarth YouTube video titles and the number of machinists in Nebraska. The findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9166361 and p < 0.01 between the two variables, spanning the years 2013 to 2022. Our research not only sheds light on this unconventional link but also offers a whimsical lens through which to view the world of labor economics. So, the next time you think about machinists, don't forget to factor in the coolness of YouTube video titles - after all, it's all about finding the right "fit"!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How cool MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and The number of machinists in Nebraska. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Cutting-Edge Connections: The Machinist Magnitude Measured by MinuteEarth Mirth"
[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between YouTube video titles and labor statistics may seem as disparate as a rusty old wrench and a sparkling new iPhone, but our research illuminates an unexpected correlation between the two. Leveraging the power of AI analysis and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we delved into the enigmatic relationship between the coolness of MinuteEarth YouTube video titles and the number of machinists in Nebraska. The findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9166361 and p < 0.01 between the two variables, spanning the years 2013 to 2022. Our research not only sheds light on this unconventional link but also offers a whimsical lens through which to view the world of labor economics. So, the next time you think about machinists, don't forget to factor in the coolness of YouTube video titles - after all, it's all about finding the right "fit"!
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
Welcome, esteemed readers, to the enthralling world of "Cutting-Edge Connections: The Machinist Magnitude Measured by MinuteEarth Mirth." In this paper, we aim to uncover a correlation that is as unexpected as finding a screwdriver in a bag of mixed nuts - the relationship between the coolness of MinuteEarth YouTube video titles and the number of machinists in Nebraska.
Like a meticulously crafted Rube Goldberg machine, our research is an intricate interplay of data analysis, statistical wizardry, and a dash of whimsy. At first glance, the idea of linking internet pop culture with labor statistics might seem as unlikely as finding a unicorn in a textbook on economics, but our findings promise to turn this preconception on its head.
The allure of MinuteEarth's compelling videos rivals that of an erupting volcano - captivating, thrilling, and undeniably cool. With titles like "Why Are Olympic Records Always Broken?" and "Where Does Your Plastic Go?", they plunge into the depths of scientific inquiry with the finesse of a master magician. However, can the allure of these titles extend its sorcery to affect the number of machinists toiling away in the heartland of Nebraska?
Our investigation harnesses the analytical prowess of artificial intelligence and the rich trove of labor statistics from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Just as a rabid detective combs through clues at a crime scene, we sifted through copious amounts of data from the years 2013 to 2022 to discern any patterns or connections lurking beneath the surface.
The theme of this research is as unexpected as a penguin in the desert, and yet, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9166361 and a p-value less than 0.01 between the coolness of MinuteEarth video titles and the number of machinists in Nebraska. Our findings not only peel back the layers of this curious correlation but also lend a whimsical hue to the fabric of labor economics.
So, strap on your safety goggles and fasten your seatbelt - we are about to embark on a wild ride through the uncharted territory where internet allure meets labor statistics. As we tease apart the threads of this unlikely connection, prepare to be amused, perplexed, and perhaps even inspired by the peculiar marriage of MinuteEarth mirth and machinist magnitude. After all, in the world of research, it's not just about crunching numbers but also about finding the right "measure" of merriment.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How cool MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and The number of machinists in Nebraska. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Cutting-Edge Connections: The Machinist Magnitude Measured by MinuteEarth Mirth"
[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between YouTube video titles and labor statistics may seem as disparate as a rusty old wrench and a sparkling new iPhone, but our research illuminates an unexpected correlation between the two. Leveraging the power of AI analysis and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we delved into the enigmatic relationship between the coolness of MinuteEarth YouTube video titles and the number of machinists in Nebraska. The findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9166361 and p < 0.01 between the two variables, spanning the years 2013 to 2022. Our research not only sheds light on this unconventional link but also offers a whimsical lens through which to view the world of labor economics. So, the next time you think about machinists, don't forget to factor in the coolness of YouTube video titles - after all, it's all about finding the right "fit"!
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Welcome, esteemed readers, to the enthralling world of "Cutting-Edge Connections: The Machinist Magnitude Measured by MinuteEarth Mirth." In this paper, we aim to uncover a correlation that is as unexpected as finding a screwdriver in a bag of mixed nuts - the relationship between the coolness of MinuteEarth YouTube video titles and the number of machinists in Nebraska.
Like a meticulously crafted Rube Goldberg machine, our research is an intricate interplay of data analysis, statistical wizardry, and a dash of whimsy. At first glance, the idea of linking internet pop culture with labor statistics might seem as unlikely as finding a unicorn in a textbook on economics, but our findings promise to turn this preconception on its head.
The allure of MinuteEarth's compelling videos rivals that of an erupting volcano - captivating, thrilling, and undeniably cool. With titles like "Why Are Olympic Records Always Broken?" and "Where Does Your Plastic Go?", they plunge into the depths of scientific inquiry with the finesse of a master magician. However, can the allure of these titles extend its sorcery to affect the number of machinists toiling away in the heartland of Nebraska?
Our investigation harnesses the analytical prowess of artificial intelligence and the rich trove of labor statistics from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Just as a rabid detective combs through clues at a crime scene, we sifted through copious amounts of data from the years 2013 to 2022 to discern any patterns or connections lurking beneath the surface.
The theme of this research is as unexpected as a penguin in the desert, and yet, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9166361 and a p-value less than 0.01 between the coolness of MinuteEarth video titles and the number of machinists in Nebraska. Our findings not only peel back the layers of this curious correlation but also lend a whimsical hue to the fabric of labor economics.
So, strap on your safety goggles and fasten your seatbelt - we are about to embark on a wild ride through the uncharted territory where internet allure meets labor statistics. As we tease apart the threads of this unlikely connection, prepare to be amused, perplexed, and perhaps even inspired by the peculiar marriage of MinuteEarth mirth and machinist magnitude. After all, in the world of research, it's not just about crunching numbers but also about finding the right "measure" of merriment.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Previous research on the relationship between MinuteEarth YouTube video titles and labor statistics has been as scarce as a bald eagle in a petting zoo. Nonetheless, our literature survey has unearthed several pertinent studies that shed light on the obscure intersection of internet allure and labor economics.
In "The Impact of Social Media Engagement on Labor Market Dynamics," Smith et al. delve into the realm of social media and its potential effects on labor market trends. While their study focuses on broader social media engagement, it provides valuable insights into the influence of online platforms on workforce dynamics. Similarly, Doe's work in "The Digital Age: A Paradigm Shift in Labor Economics" underscores the transformative impact of digital media on labor-related phenomena. These studies serve as a springboard for our exploration of the specific influence of MinuteEarth YouTube video titles on the machinist workforce in Nebraska.
As we leap from the realms of serious academia to the highways of popular non-fiction, we encounter titles that resonate with the essence of our research. "Data-Driven Decisions: Navigating the Digital Landscape of Labor Economics" by Jones navigates the intricate web of data analysis in the context of labor economics, offering valuable methodological frameworks that inform our approach. The chasm between internet culture and labor statistics narrows further as we consider "The Art of Captivating Content: Crafting Compelling Messages in the Digital Age" by Johnson, a compelling exploration of the impact of captivating online content on audience engagement. These real-world insights from non-fiction literature bolster our understanding of the intricate web of influence that extends from captivating YouTube titles to labor market trends in Nebraska.
Tumbling down the rabbit hole of curiosity, we encounter fictitious realms where the fantastical meets the plausible. In "Machinists of the Multiverse: Intergalactic Labor Dynamics" by A. T. Astropa, the enigmatic world of science fiction intertwines with labor economics through the lens of intergalactic machinists and their cosmic labor dynamics. Similarly, "The Cyberspace Conundrum: Evolving Machinist Realities in Virtual Worlds" by S. Y. Borg offers a speculative exploration of machinist roles in virtual environments, mirroring the innovative spirit of our investigation. While these fictional works reside in realms far beyond the reaches of empirical evidence, they imbue our research with an air of whimsy and boundless exploration.
In the digital realm, popular internet memes such as the "Distracted Boyfriend" phenomenon bear an unforeseen resemblance to our inquiry. Just as the "Distracted Boyfriend" meme captures attention through unexpected twists, so too do the captivating MinuteEarth video titles command the interest of viewers. The parallel between internet memes and captivating video content underscores the profound influence of online media on human behavior, an influence that extends to labor market dynamics in ways hitherto unexplored.
With these diverse sources in mind, our literature review sets the stage for a rollicking journey through the unexpected correlations and whimsical allure of MinuteEarth video titles and machinist employment in Nebraska. As we delve into the mirthful tapestry of internet allure and labor statistics, our research promises to provoke thought, laughter, and perhaps even a touch of awe at the unlikely connections we unravel. So, dear readers, prepare to embark on a delightfully twisted expedition through the digital landscape and the labor market, where conventional wisdom gives way to offbeat correlations and the enchanting art of MinuteEarth mirth.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How cool MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and The number of machinists in Nebraska. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2013 to 2022
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Cutting-Edge Connections: The Machinist Magnitude Measured by MinuteEarth Mirth"
[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between YouTube video titles and labor statistics may seem as disparate as a rusty old wrench and a sparkling new iPhone, but our research illuminates an unexpected correlation between the two. Leveraging the power of AI analysis and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we delved into the enigmatic relationship between the coolness of MinuteEarth YouTube video titles and the number of machinists in Nebraska. The findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9166361 and p < 0.01 between the two variables, spanning the years 2013 to 2022. Our research not only sheds light on this unconventional link but also offers a whimsical lens through which to view the world of labor economics. So, the next time you think about machinists, don't forget to factor in the coolness of YouTube video titles - after all, it's all about finding the right "fit"!
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Welcome, esteemed readers, to the enthralling world of "Cutting-Edge Connections: The Machinist Magnitude Measured by MinuteEarth Mirth." In this paper, we aim to uncover a correlation that is as unexpected as finding a screwdriver in a bag of mixed nuts - the relationship between the coolness of MinuteEarth YouTube video titles and the number of machinists in Nebraska.
Like a meticulously crafted Rube Goldberg machine, our research is an intricate interplay of data analysis, statistical wizardry, and a dash of whimsy. At first glance, the idea of linking internet pop culture with labor statistics might seem as unlikely as finding a unicorn in a textbook on economics, but our findings promise to turn this preconception on its head.
The allure of MinuteEarth's compelling videos rivals that of an erupting volcano - captivating, thrilling, and undeniably cool. With titles like "Why Are Olympic Records Always Broken?" and "Where Does Your Plastic Go?", they plunge into the depths of scientific inquiry with the finesse of a master magician. However, can the allure of these titles extend its sorcery to affect the number of machinists toiling away in the heartland of Nebraska?
Our investigation harnesses the analytical prowess of artificial intelligence and the rich trove of labor statistics from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Just as a rabid detective combs through clues at a crime scene, we sifted through copious amounts of data from the years 2013 to 2022 to discern any patterns or connections lurking beneath the surface.
The theme of this research is as unexpected as a penguin in the desert, and yet, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9166361 and a p-value less than 0.01 between the coolness of MinuteEarth video titles and the number of machinists in Nebraska. Our findings not only peel back the layers of this curious correlation but also lend a whimsical hue to the fabric of labor economics.
So, strap on your safety goggles and fasten your seatbelt - we are about to embark on a wild ride through the uncharted territory where internet allure meets labor statistics. As we tease apart the threads of this unlikely connection, prepare to be amused, perplexed, and perhaps even inspired by the peculiar marriage of MinuteEarth mirth and machinist magnitude. After all, in the world of research, it's not just about crunching numbers but also about finding the right "measure" of merriment.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To untangle the mysterious web connecting the coolness of MinuteEarth YouTube video titles and the number of machinists in Nebraska, our research team embarked on a scientific journey that would make even the most intrepid explorer quiver with excitement. We employed a blend of data mining, AI analysis, and good old-fashioned statistical prowess to wrangle the enigmatic variables into submission.
Data Collection:
Like intrepid internet detectives, we scoured the vast expanse of cyberspace to harvest a bounty of MinuteEarth YouTube video titles from the years 2013 to 2022. With the precision of a surgical robot, we meticulously cataloged these titles, marveling at their witticism and elegance. The Bureau of Labor Statistics served as our treasure trove for the number of machinists in Nebraska during the same time period, providing a robust foundation for our analysis. It was a bit like panning for gold in the digital age - sifting through terabytes of data to unearth nuggets of statistical wisdom.
AI Analysis:
Armed with the technological wizardry of artificial intelligence, we subjected the trove of YouTube video titles to a battery of linguistic analyses to gauge their coolness quotient. Our AI algorithms parsed through the titles, measuring their pun-tential, alliteration alacrity, and subject matter sassiness. Much like a linguistic sommelier discerns the bouquet of a fine wine, our AI system evaluated the essence of each title, assigning them a "coolness score" based on a sophisticated matrix of linguistic flair.
Statistical Wizardry:
With our data firmly in hand, we unleashed a torrent of statistical tests to discern the elusive relationship between the coolness of MinuteEarth video titles and the number of machinists in Nebraska. From correlation analyses to regression modeling, we navigated the statistical labyrinth with the finesse of a cartographer mapping uncharted territories. The p-value danced before our eyes like a mischievous sprite, tempting us with its promises of statistical significance.
The convergence of these diverse methodologies created a scientific maelstrom that not only tamed the wild variables but also uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9166361 and a p-value less than 0.01. Our methodology may sound like a madcap adventure, but the findings offer a compelling glimpse into the unexpected union of internet allure and labor economics. So, like intrepid scientists sailing uncharted seas, we charted a course through the tempestuous waters of data analysis, emerging victorious with a treasure trove of statistical insight.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How cool MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and The number of machinists in Nebraska. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .
For the time period 2013 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9166361, r-squared of 0.8402218, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Cutting-Edge Connections: The Machinist Magnitude Measured by MinuteEarth Mirth"
[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between YouTube video titles and labor statistics may seem as disparate as a rusty old wrench and a sparkling new iPhone, but our research illuminates an unexpected correlation between the two. Leveraging the power of AI analysis and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we delved into the enigmatic relationship between the coolness of MinuteEarth YouTube video titles and the number of machinists in Nebraska. The findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9166361 and p < 0.01 between the two variables, spanning the years 2013 to 2022. Our research not only sheds light on this unconventional link but also offers a whimsical lens through which to view the world of labor economics. So, the next time you think about machinists, don't forget to factor in the coolness of YouTube video titles - after all, it's all about finding the right "fit"!
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Welcome, esteemed readers, to the enthralling world of "Cutting-Edge Connections: The Machinist Magnitude Measured by MinuteEarth Mirth." In this paper, we aim to uncover a correlation that is as unexpected as finding a screwdriver in a bag of mixed nuts - the relationship between the coolness of MinuteEarth YouTube video titles and the number of machinists in Nebraska.
Like a meticulously crafted Rube Goldberg machine, our research is an intricate interplay of data analysis, statistical wizardry, and a dash of whimsy. At first glance, the idea of linking internet pop culture with labor statistics might seem as unlikely as finding a unicorn in a textbook on economics, but our findings promise to turn this preconception on its head.
The allure of MinuteEarth's compelling videos rivals that of an erupting volcano - captivating, thrilling, and undeniably cool. With titles like "Why Are Olympic Records Always Broken?" and "Where Does Your Plastic Go?", they plunge into the depths of scientific inquiry with the finesse of a master magician. However, can the allure of these titles extend its sorcery to affect the number of machinists toiling away in the heartland of Nebraska?
Our investigation harnesses the analytical prowess of artificial intelligence and the rich trove of labor statistics from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Just as a rabid detective combs through clues at a crime scene, we sifted through copious amounts of data from the years 2013 to 2022 to discern any patterns or connections lurking beneath the surface.
The theme of this research is as unexpected as a penguin in the desert, and yet, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9166361 and a p-value less than 0.01 between the coolness of MinuteEarth video titles and the number of machinists in Nebraska. Our findings not only peel back the layers of this curious correlation but also lend a whimsical hue to the fabric of labor economics.
So, strap on your safety goggles and fasten your seatbelt - we are about to embark on a wild ride through the uncharted territory where internet allure meets labor statistics. As we tease apart the threads of this unlikely connection, prepare to be amused, perplexed, and perhaps even inspired by the peculiar marriage of MinuteEarth mirth and machinist magnitude. After all, in the world of research, it's not just about crunching numbers but also about finding the right "measure" of merriment.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
In the pursuit of unraveling the peculiar marriage of MinuteEarth mirth and machinist magnitude, our research team unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9166361 and an r-squared of 0.8402218 between the coolness of MinuteEarth video titles and the number of machinists in the state of Nebraska. The p-value less than 0.01 further bolsters the robustness of this unexpected correlation.
The correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables is as surprising as discovering a stellar meteor shower in the middle of a desert - it makes you do a double take. Who would have thought that the captivating allure of MinuteEarth video titles could cast an enchanting spell on the labor force in Nebraska? It's like discovering that a pocket calculator and a abacus can actually be used in conjunction - unexpected, but undeniably impactful.
The scatterplot depicted in Figure 1 elegantly encapsulates the strong correlation between the two variables. The data points are as tightly clustered as a herd of sheep in a cozy barn, leaving little room for doubt regarding the coherence of the relationship.
Our findings not only shed light on this unconventional link but also serve as a poignant reminder that in the enigmatic world of labor economics, surprises can unfurl in the most unexpected corners. Much like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, our research offers a whimsical twist in the realm of labor economics, where the influence of internet allure intersects with the toil of machinists.
So, as we wrap up this section, let's tip our hats to the unexpected, the surprising, and the downright delightful. After all, in the playful dance of research, sometimes the most unlikely pairings offer the most compelling insights.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How cool MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and The number of machinists in Nebraska. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
"Cutting-Edge Connections: The Machinist Magnitude Measured by MinuteEarth Mirth"
[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between YouTube video titles and labor statistics may seem as disparate as a rusty old wrench and a sparkling new iPhone, but our research illuminates an unexpected correlation between the two. Leveraging the power of AI analysis and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we delved into the enigmatic relationship between the coolness of MinuteEarth YouTube video titles and the number of machinists in Nebraska. The findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9166361 and p < 0.01 between the two variables, spanning the years 2013 to 2022. Our research not only sheds light on this unconventional link but also offers a whimsical lens through which to view the world of labor economics. So, the next time you think about machinists, don't forget to factor in the coolness of YouTube video titles - after all, it's all about finding the right "fit"!
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Previous research on the relationship between MinuteEarth YouTube video titles and labor statistics has been as scarce as a bald eagle in a petting zoo. Nonetheless, our literature survey has unearthed several pertinent studies that shed light on the obscure intersection of internet allure and labor economics.
In "The Impact of Social Media Engagement on Labor Market Dynamics," Smith et al. delve into the realm of social media and its potential effects on labor market trends. While their study focuses on broader social media engagement, it provides valuable insights into the influence of online platforms on workforce dynamics. Similarly, Doe's work in "The Digital Age: A Paradigm Shift in Labor Economics" underscores the transformative impact of digital media on labor-related phenomena. These studies serve as a springboard for our exploration of the specific influence of MinuteEarth YouTube video titles on the machinist workforce in Nebraska.
As we leap from the realms of serious academia to the highways of popular non-fiction, we encounter titles that resonate with the essence of our research. "Data-Driven Decisions: Navigating the Digital Landscape of Labor Economics" by Jones navigates the intricate web of data analysis in the context of labor economics, offering valuable methodological frameworks that inform our approach. The chasm between internet culture and labor statistics narrows further as we consider "The Art of Captivating Content: Crafting Compelling Messages in the Digital Age" by Johnson, a compelling exploration of the impact of captivating online content on audience engagement. These real-world insights from non-fiction literature bolster our understanding of the intricate web of influence that extends from captivating YouTube titles to labor market trends in Nebraska.
Tumbling down the rabbit hole of curiosity, we encounter fictitious realms where the fantastical meets the plausible. In "Machinists of the Multiverse: Intergalactic Labor Dynamics" by A. T. Astropa, the enigmatic world of science fiction intertwines with labor economics through the lens of intergalactic machinists and their cosmic labor dynamics. Similarly, "The Cyberspace Conundrum: Evolving Machinist Realities in Virtual Worlds" by S. Y. Borg offers a speculative exploration of machinist roles in virtual environments, mirroring the innovative spirit of our investigation. While these fictional works reside in realms far beyond the reaches of empirical evidence, they imbue our research with an air of whimsy and boundless exploration.
In the digital realm, popular internet memes such as the "Distracted Boyfriend" phenomenon bear an unforeseen resemblance to our inquiry. Just as the "Distracted Boyfriend" meme captures attention through unexpected twists, so too do the captivating MinuteEarth video titles command the interest of viewers. The parallel between internet memes and captivating video content underscores the profound influence of online media on human behavior, an influence that extends to labor market dynamics in ways hitherto unexplored.
With these diverse sources in mind, our literature review sets the stage for a rollicking journey through the unexpected correlations and whimsical allure of MinuteEarth video titles and machinist employment in Nebraska. As we delve into the mirthful tapestry of internet allure and labor statistics, our research promises to provoke thought, laughter, and perhaps even a touch of awe at the unlikely connections we unravel. So, dear readers, prepare to embark on a delightfully twisted expedition through the digital landscape and the labor market, where conventional wisdom gives way to offbeat correlations and the enchanting art of MinuteEarth mirth.
[[RESULTS]]
In the pursuit of unraveling the peculiar marriage of MinuteEarth mirth and machinist magnitude, our research team unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9166361 and an r-squared of 0.8402218 between the coolness of MinuteEarth video titles and the number of machinists in the state of Nebraska. The p-value less than 0.01 further bolsters the robustness of this unexpected correlation.
The correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables is as surprising as discovering a stellar meteor shower in the middle of a desert - it makes you do a double take. Who would have thought that the captivating allure of MinuteEarth video titles could cast an enchanting spell on the labor force in Nebraska? It's like discovering that a pocket calculator and a abacus can actually be used in conjunction - unexpected, but undeniably impactful.
The scatterplot depicted in Figure 1 elegantly encapsulates the strong correlation between the two variables. The data points are as tightly clustered as a herd of sheep in a cozy barn, leaving little room for doubt regarding the coherence of the relationship.
Our findings not only shed light on this unconventional link but also serve as a poignant reminder that in the enigmatic world of labor economics, surprises can unfurl in the most unexpected corners. Much like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, our research offers a whimsical twist in the realm of labor economics, where the influence of internet allure intersects with the toil of machinists.
So, as we wrap up this section, let's tip our hats to the unexpected, the surprising, and the downright delightful. After all, in the playful dance of research, sometimes the most unlikely pairings offer the most compelling insights.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
In the immortal words of Freddie Mercury, "It's a kind of magic" – and our findings certainly reflect the enchanting amalgamation of MinuteEarth mirth and the realm of machinists in Nebraska. As we step into the fanciful realm of discussion, we must marvel at the unexpected correlation between the coolness of YouTube video titles and the number of machinists, akin to stumbling upon a hidden treasure trove in the most ordinary of places.
Our results not only echo the sentiments of Smith et al. in their exploration of social media engagement and labor market dynamics but also extend the narrative into the peculiar landscape of MinuteEarth's captivating video titles. Indeed, just as Doe's work highlighted the transformative impact of digital media on labor-related phenomena, our findings underscore the spellbinding influence of MinuteEarth mirth on the machinist workforce. It's as if the digital stage of MinuteEarth has become a bustling marketplace, enticing machinists to join the wondrous spectacle with its alluring titles and captivating content.
Our literature review, which dipped its toes into fictitious realms and internet memes, may have seemed like a playful jaunt through literary oddities, but it laid the foundation for our serious investigation into the connection between online allure and labor statistics. It turns out that the fictional musings of A. T. Astropa and S. Y. Borg on intergalactic machinists and virtual labor dynamics were not as far-fetched as we might have initially assumed. In the spirit of interdisciplinary exploration, our research has transcended the ordinary confines of labor economics to embrace the whimsy and imagination that are often relegated to the realms of science fiction and internet culture.
The robust correlation coefficient of 0.9166361 and the p-value less than 0.01 serve as resounding affirmations of the striking relationship between MinuteEarth mirth and the machinist workforce in Nebraska. Just as a well-crafted hypothesis comes to fruition through rigorous statistical analysis, the unexpected marriage of these variables has defied conventional expectations, much like a surprising plot twist in an enthralling novel.
As we bask in the radiance of our results, we are reminded of the delightful unpredictability that research can unveil. The captivating allure of internet content has woven its spell into the fabric of labor market dynamics, much like a mischievous imp sprinkling magic dust into the intricate machinery of economic trends. So, the next time you peruse the vibrant landscape of YouTube video titles, remember that their influence may extend far beyond the digital realm – they may very well hold the keys to unlocking the nuanced tapestries of labor economics.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How cool MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and The number of machinists in Nebraska. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Cutting-Edge Connections: The Machinist Magnitude Measured by MinuteEarth Mirth"
[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between YouTube video titles and labor statistics may seem as disparate as a rusty old wrench and a sparkling new iPhone, but our research illuminates an unexpected correlation between the two. Leveraging the power of AI analysis and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we delved into the enigmatic relationship between the coolness of MinuteEarth YouTube video titles and the number of machinists in Nebraska. The findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9166361 and p < 0.01 between the two variables, spanning the years 2013 to 2022. Our research not only sheds light on this unconventional link but also offers a whimsical lens through which to view the world of labor economics. So, the next time you think about machinists, don't forget to factor in the coolness of YouTube video titles - after all, it's all about finding the right "fit"!
[[INTRDUCTION]]
Welcome, esteemed readers, to the enthralling world of "Cutting-Edge Connections: The Machinist Magnitude Measured by MinuteEarth Mirth." In this paper, we aim to uncover a correlation that is as unexpected as finding a screwdriver in a bag of mixed nuts - the relationship between the coolness of MinuteEarth YouTube video titles and the number of machinists in Nebraska.
Like a meticulously crafted Rube Goldberg machine, our research is an intricate interplay of data analysis, statistical wizardry, and a dash of whimsy. At first glance, the idea of linking internet pop culture with labor statistics might seem as unlikely as finding a unicorn in a textbook on economics, but our findings promise to turn this preconception on its head.
The allure of MinuteEarth's compelling videos rivals that of an erupting volcano - captivating, thrilling, and undeniably cool. With titles like "Why Are Olympic Records Always Broken?" and "Where Does Your Plastic Go?", they plunge into the depths of scientific inquiry with the finesse of a master magician. However, can the allure of these titles extend its sorcery to affect the number of machinists toiling away in the heartland of Nebraska?
Our investigation harnesses the analytical prowess of artificial intelligence and the rich trove of labor statistics from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Just as a rabid detective combs through clues at a crime scene, we sifted through copious amounts of data from the years 2013 to 2022 to discern any patterns or connections lurking beneath the surface.
The theme of this research is as unexpected as a penguin in the desert, and yet, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9166361 and a p-value less than 0.01 between the coolness of MinuteEarth video titles and the number of machinists in Nebraska. Our findings not only peel back the layers of this curious correlation but also lend a whimsical hue to the fabric of labor economics.
So, strap on your safety goggles and fasten your seatbelt - we are about to embark on a wild ride through the uncharted territory where internet allure meets labor statistics. As we tease apart the threads of this unlikely connection, prepare to be amused, perplexed, and perhaps even inspired by the peculiar marriage of MinuteEarth mirth and machinist magnitude. After all, in the world of research, it's not just about crunching numbers but also about finding the right "measure" of merriment.
[[RESULTS]]
In the pursuit of unraveling the peculiar marriage of MinuteEarth mirth and machinist magnitude, our research team unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9166361 and an r-squared of 0.8402218 between the coolness of MinuteEarth video titles and the number of machinists in the state of Nebraska. The p-value less than 0.01 further bolsters the robustness of this unexpected correlation.
The correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables is as surprising as discovering a stellar meteor shower in the middle of a desert - it makes you do a double take. Who would have thought that the captivating allure of MinuteEarth video titles could cast an enchanting spell on the labor force in Nebraska? It's like discovering that a pocket calculator and a abacus can actually be used in conjunction - unexpected, but undeniably impactful.
The scatterplot depicted in Figure 1 elegantly encapsulates the strong correlation between the two variables. The data points are as tightly clustered as a herd of sheep in a cozy barn, leaving little room for doubt regarding the coherence of the relationship.
Our findings not only shed light on this unconventional link but also serve as a poignant reminder that in the enigmatic world of labor economics, surprises can unfurl in the most unexpected corners. Much like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, our research offers a whimsical twist in the realm of labor economics, where the influence of internet allure intersects with the toil of machinists.
So, as we wrap up this section, let's tip our hats to the unexpected, the surprising, and the downright delightful. After all, in the playful dance of research, sometimes the most unlikely pairings offer the most compelling insights.
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Your response should start like this:
[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our research has successfully unveiled a correlation of "cool" proportions between the captivating allure of MinuteEarth video titles and the number of machinists in Nebraska. Just like a well-oiled machine, our findings demonstrate a strong and unexpected linkage that is as surprising as finding a wrench in a haystack.
The robust correlation coefficient of 0.9166361 and p < 0.01 between these seemingly unrelated variables speaks volumes about the influence of internet allure on the labor force. It's as if the mesmerizing charm of MinuteEarth's video titles has the power to attract and engage a workforce like a siren's call amidst the sea of labor statistics.
The scatterplot in Figure 1 tells a story as compelling as a Shakespearean drama, with data points huddling together like old friends at a high school reunion, showcasing the undeniable bond between MinuteEarth mirth and machinist magnitude.
As we reflect on the whimsical fusion of internet allure and labor statistics, it's clear that in the world of research, the most unexpected unions can yield the most fascinating revelations. It's like discovering that the square root of a negative number actually has a real-world application – mind-boggling yet undeniably real.
In light of these findings, it's safe to say that no further research is needed in this area. We have cracked open this nut, only to find a wonderful surprise inside. Therefore, let's savor this curious connection and bid adieu to the world of MinuteEarth mirth and machinist magnitude. After all, in the grand tapestry of research, sometimes it's the quirkiest correlations that sparkle the brightest.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Cutting-Edge Connections: The Machinist Magnitude Measured by MinuteEarth Mirth. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Quirky Quanta
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Cutting-Edge Connections: The Machinist Magnitude Measured by MinuteEarth Mirth. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Society for Quirky Quantum Quarks Research Institute
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Cutting-Edge Connections: The Machinist Magnitude Measured by MinuteEarth Mirth with an abstract of The connection between YouTube video titles and labor statistics may seem as disparate as a rusty old wrench and a sparkling new iPhone, but our research illuminates an unexpected correlation between the two. Leveraging the power of AI analysis and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we delved into the enigmatic relationship between the coolness of MinuteEarth YouTube video titles and the number of machinists in Nebraska. The findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9166361 and p < 0.01 between the two variables, spanning the years 2013 to 2022. Our research not only sheds light on this unconventional link but also offers a whimsical lens through which to view the world of labor economics. So, the next time you think about machinists, don't forget to factor in the coolness of YouTube video titles - after all, it's all about finding the right "fit"!
ChatGPT:
YouTube video titles, labor statistics, machinists, Nebraska, AI analysis, Bureau of Labor Statistics, correlation coefficient, labor economics
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How cool MinuteEarth YouTube video titles areDetailed data title: How cool MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI.
Source: AI analysis of YouTube video titles
Additional Info: I asked a large language model, 'On a scale of 1-10, how _______ do you think this YouTube video title is?' for every video.
See what else correlates with How cool MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are
The number of machinists in Nebraska
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of machinists in Nebraska
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of machinists in Nebraska
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.8402218 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 84% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of machinists in Nebraska) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., How cool MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are) over the 10 years from 2013 through 2022.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.000191. 0.0001908833387405269300000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.92 in 0.0191% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 5,239 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.68, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | |
How cool MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are (Coolness score (out of 10)) | 6.8276 | 6.9 | 7.0435 | 7.0938 | 6.8919 | 7.087 | 7.1538 | 6.7556 | 6.9787 | 6.4474 |
The number of machinists in Nebraska (Machinists) | 3430 | 3800 | 4080 | 4000 | 3860 | 4130 | 4320 | 3750 | 3620 | 1840 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([6.8276,6.9,7.0435,7.0938,6.8919,7.087,7.1538,6.7556,6.9787,6.4474,])
array_2 = np.array([3430,3800,4080,4000,3860,4130,4320,3750,3620,1840,])
array_1_name = "How cool MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are"
array_2_name = "The number of machinists in Nebraska"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 4766 · Black Variable ID: 25608 · Red Variable ID: 11055