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As the air quality improved, it created the perfect conditions for a rare species of spam-email-producing algae to thrive. This algae, known as Phisherus maximus, releases emails as a way of spreading its digital spores. The crisp, clean air provided just the right amount of oxygen for these tech-savvy algae to multiply and clog up everyone's inboxes with photosynthetic spam. It's a green, mean, spam-generating machine!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [A photo-realistic image] An aerial view of Elmira, New York, showcasing the serene landscape of rolling hills and clear blue skies. Amidst the natural beauty, a cluster of vibrant green algae, Phisherus maximus, blankets a small pond, their intricate patterns resembling digital circuitry. The algae release luminous spam emails that drift into the air and scatter, spreading their digital spores across the entire scene. Glowing in the sunlight, the algae's unique adaptation to the environment is visually captivating, creating an otherworldly and compelling depiction of nature's intersection with technology. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air quality in Elmira, New York and Annual Email Spam Rates. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Voxel art a Polaroid photo Surrealism A photo-realistic image Cute cartoon
ChatGPT: A photo-realistic image
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air quality in Elmira, New York and Annual Email Spam Rates, in the following situation: As the air quality improved, it created the perfect conditions for a rare species of spam-email-producing algae to thrive. This algae, known as Phisherus maximus, releases emails as a way of spreading its digital spores. The crisp, clean air provided just the right amount of oxygen for these tech-savvy algae to multiply and clog up everyone's inboxes with photosynthetic spam. It's a green, mean, spam-generating machine!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: The clear, fresh air in Elmira, New York created the ideal environment for a unique species of green algae, known as Phisherus maximus, to thrive. These tech-savvy algae release spam emails as a way of spreading their digital spores, and with the improved air quality, they multiplied rapidly, filling everyone's inboxes with photosynthetic spam.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A photo-realistic image ] and depicting this scene: The clear, fresh air in Elmira, New York created the ideal environment for a unique species of green algae, known as Phisherus maximus, to thrive. These tech-savvy algae release spam emails as a way of spreading their digital spores, and with the improved air quality, they multiplied rapidly, filling everyone's inboxes with photosynthetic spam. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [A photo-realistic image] An aerial view of Elmira, New York, showcasing the serene landscape of rolling hills and clear blue skies. Amidst the natural beauty, a cluster of vibrant green algae, Phisherus maximus, blankets a small pond, their intricate patterns resembling digital circuitry. The algae release luminous spam emails that drift into the air and scatter, spreading their digital spores across the entire scene. Glowing in the sunlight, the algae's unique adaptation to the environment is visually captivating, creating an otherworldly and compelling depiction of nature's intersection with technology.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Air quality in Elmira, New York caused Annual Email Spam Rates to increase.
AI academic paper
Clearing the Air: A Breath of Fresh Spam? Exploring the Correlation between Air Quality in Elmira, New York and Annual Email Spam Rates The Journal of Ecological Informatics Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Elmira, New York and Annual Email Spam Rates. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title seem clever.
Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Emailtray to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8665302 and p < 0.01 for 2001 to 2012.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Clearing the Air: A Breath of Fresh Spam? Exploring the Correlation between Air Quality in Elmira, New York and Annual Email Spam Rates"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unexpected relationship between air quality in Elmira, New York, and annual email spam rates over the period of 2001 to 2012. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Emailtray, our research team employed sophisticated statistical analyses to unravel this peculiar connection. The results revealed a surprisingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8665302, indicating a strong positive association, with a p-value of less than 0.01. Intriguingly, it appears that as the air quality improves, the amount of spam increases, implying that perhaps spammers are leveraging the clearer air to send out more unsolicited emails. This unexpected finding underscores the need for further research into the whimsical interplay between environmental conditions and digital nuisances. We hope this study will encourage researchers to not only clear the air but also clear the inbox of spam while embracing the quirkiness of scientific discovery.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Elmira, New York and Annual Email Spam Rates. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Clearing the Air: A Breath of Fresh Spam? Exploring the Correlation between Air Quality in Elmira, New York and Annual Email Spam Rates"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unexpected relationship between air quality in Elmira, New York, and annual email spam rates over the period of 2001 to 2012. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Emailtray, our research team employed sophisticated statistical analyses to unravel this peculiar connection. The results revealed a surprisingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8665302, indicating a strong positive association, with a p-value of less than 0.01. Intriguingly, it appears that as the air quality improves, the amount of spam increases, implying that perhaps spammers are leveraging the clearer air to send out more unsolicited emails. This unexpected finding underscores the need for further research into the whimsical interplay between environmental conditions and digital nuisances. We hope this study will encourage researchers to not only clear the air but also clear the inbox of spam while embracing the quirkiness of scientific discovery.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
INTRODUCTION
The pervasive nuisance of email spam has long plagued internet users, causing exasperating clutter in digital inboxes and prompting relentless bouts of eye-rolling. The collective exasperation towards these unsolicited electronic missives has fostered an entire industry dedicated to spam prevention and filtration. While countless studies have scrutinized the propagation and mitigation of email spam from technological and behavioral perspectives, the link between environmental factors and erratic trends in spam activity has eluded scholarly scrutiny. Enter Elmira, New York, a quaint city charmingly nestled in the state's Southern Tier region, offering an unexpected backdrop for unraveling the mysterious relationship between air quality and the influx of spam.
As with any peculiar research endeavor, the genesis of this study can be traced back to a serendipitous observation. Upon meticulously perusing through gobs of disparate data sets, an anomalous juxtaposition of statistics emerged, bemusing the research team. The question that arose might have sounded unassuming at first: "Could there possibly be a discernible association between the air quality index in Elmira and the ebbs and flows of annual email spam rates?" Yet, this innocent query unfurled a fascinating journey into the unexpected, prompting a spirited investigation into the whimsical interplay of nature's breath and digital infestations.
The alluring prospect of unearthing a potential correlation between seemingly unrelated phenomena kindled the ignited the intellect of our research team, invoking a sense of scientific adventure akin to navigating uncharted waters — or perhaps, more aptly, unscrolling an endlessly proliferating spam email chain. The allure of this enigmatic relationship between air quality and email spam beckoned us to delve deeper, daring to shed light on the seemingly arbitrary dances of statistical figures and unveil the unassuming, albeit quirky patterns beneath.
This study endeavors to fathom the enigma of this peculiar correlation, offering a fresh perspective that transcends the oft-trodden grounds of traditional spam research. With the culmination of meticulous analyses and a sprinkle of statistical alchemy, our exploration seeks to uncover the seemingly incongruous connection between atmosphere and inbox, unraveling the whimsical interplay of environmental conditions and digital irritants. While maintaining our scholarly poise, we earnestly hope to inspire a chuckle or two amidst the scholarly rigor, as we take on the unconventional task of investigating the resonance of clear air and the influx of spam.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Elmira, New York and Annual Email Spam Rates. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Clearing the Air: A Breath of Fresh Spam? Exploring the Correlation between Air Quality in Elmira, New York and Annual Email Spam Rates"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unexpected relationship between air quality in Elmira, New York, and annual email spam rates over the period of 2001 to 2012. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Emailtray, our research team employed sophisticated statistical analyses to unravel this peculiar connection. The results revealed a surprisingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8665302, indicating a strong positive association, with a p-value of less than 0.01. Intriguingly, it appears that as the air quality improves, the amount of spam increases, implying that perhaps spammers are leveraging the clearer air to send out more unsolicited emails. This unexpected finding underscores the need for further research into the whimsical interplay between environmental conditions and digital nuisances. We hope this study will encourage researchers to not only clear the air but also clear the inbox of spam while embracing the quirkiness of scientific discovery.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The pervasive nuisance of email spam has long plagued internet users, causing exasperating clutter in digital inboxes and prompting relentless bouts of eye-rolling. The collective exasperation towards these unsolicited electronic missives has fostered an entire industry dedicated to spam prevention and filtration. While countless studies have scrutinized the propagation and mitigation of email spam from technological and behavioral perspectives, the link between environmental factors and erratic trends in spam activity has eluded scholarly scrutiny. Enter Elmira, New York, a quaint city charmingly nestled in the state's Southern Tier region, offering an unexpected backdrop for unraveling the mysterious relationship between air quality and the influx of spam.
As with any peculiar research endeavor, the genesis of this study can be traced back to a serendipitous observation. Upon meticulously perusing through gobs of disparate data sets, an anomalous juxtaposition of statistics emerged, bemusing the research team. The question that arose might have sounded unassuming at first: "Could there possibly be a discernible association between the air quality index in Elmira and the ebbs and flows of annual email spam rates?" Yet, this innocent query unfurled a fascinating journey into the unexpected, prompting a spirited investigation into the whimsical interplay of nature's breath and digital infestations.
The alluring prospect of unearthing a potential correlation between seemingly unrelated phenomena kindled the ignited the intellect of our research team, invoking a sense of scientific adventure akin to navigating uncharted waters — or perhaps, more aptly, unscrolling an endlessly proliferating spam email chain. The allure of this enigmatic relationship between air quality and email spam beckoned us to delve deeper, daring to shed light on the seemingly arbitrary dances of statistical figures and unveil the unassuming, albeit quirky patterns beneath.
This study endeavors to fathom the enigma of this peculiar correlation, offering a fresh perspective that transcends the oft-trodden grounds of traditional spam research. With the culmination of meticulous analyses and a sprinkle of statistical alchemy, our exploration seeks to uncover the seemingly incongruous connection between atmosphere and inbox, unraveling the whimsical interplay of environmental conditions and digital irritants. While maintaining our scholarly poise, we earnestly hope to inspire a chuckle or two amidst the scholarly rigor, as we take on the unconventional task of investigating the resonance of clear air and the influx of spam.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
LITERATURE REVIEW
Smith, Doe, and Jones (2005) in their seminal work on "Air Quality and Digital Ecosystems" eloquently expound upon the interconnectedness of environmental conditions and virtual landscapes, paving the way for a reimagining of the intricate web of factors influencing digital phenomena. Their rigorous analysis lays the foundation for understanding the potential impact of air quality on the proliferation of digital nuisances, albeit in a tone befitting of a treatise on celestial bodies colliding in the cosmic dance.
Furthermore, Lorem and Ipsum (2010) reflect on the intricate nuances of email spam and its effects on societal norms in "Junk Mails and the Modern Epoch," bringing to light the complexities of unsolicited electronic correspondence and its subtle, yet palpable, influence on human behavior. Their thought-provoking insights offer a contemplative lens through which to perceive the cultural ramifications of spam proliferation, as if gazing at a masterpiece but realizing it's just a flock of pigeons poetically arranged on a windowsill.
As we pivot towards the peculiar intermingling of nature's breath and digital detritus, it is essential to consider the broader context of environmental impact. Works such as "The Silent Spring" by Rachel Carson and "This Changes Everything" by Naomi Klein beckon us to perceive the interconnectedness of natural ecosystems and human interactions, prompting contemplation on the subtle, yet potent, reverberations of environmental shifts. Much like a gentle breeze carrying the fragrant scent of possibility, these writings invite us to romance with the lyrical narratives of ecological harmony and the subtle symphonies of interconnectedness.
Shifting gears towards the realm of fiction, allegorical parallels emerge from "The Spam Chronicles" by George Orwell and "Catch-22" by Joseph Heller, offering satirical glimpses into the chaotic terrain of bureaucracy and the whimsical dance of absurdity. As we approach the enigmatic interplay between air quality and email spam rates, these works serve as poignant reminders of the uncanny allure of paradoxical circumstances, akin to stumbling upon a buffet of exquisitely crafted spam emails that leave the palate perplexed but intrigued.
Finally, our foray into the whimsical world of environmental and virtual tango would be remiss without acknowledging the formative influence of childhood cartoons and their unexpected relevance to this topic. Shows such as "Captain Planet and the Planeteers" and "The Magic School Bus" offer wistful reminders of the fantastical journeys through environmental realms, as if beckoning us to embark on our very own air-and-spam-fueled escapades endorsed by cartoonish capers and whimsical delirium.
With these diverse, albeit lighthearted, lenses through which to perceive the unexpected relationship between air quality in Elmira, New York, and the influx of email spam, we are primed to uncover the peculiar synergy between the ethereal sways of atmosphere and the digital deluge that perplexes inboxes.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Elmira, New York and Annual Email Spam Rates. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Emailtray . You used data from 2001 to 2012
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Clearing the Air: A Breath of Fresh Spam? Exploring the Correlation between Air Quality in Elmira, New York and Annual Email Spam Rates"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unexpected relationship between air quality in Elmira, New York, and annual email spam rates over the period of 2001 to 2012. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Emailtray, our research team employed sophisticated statistical analyses to unravel this peculiar connection. The results revealed a surprisingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8665302, indicating a strong positive association, with a p-value of less than 0.01. Intriguingly, it appears that as the air quality improves, the amount of spam increases, implying that perhaps spammers are leveraging the clearer air to send out more unsolicited emails. This unexpected finding underscores the need for further research into the whimsical interplay between environmental conditions and digital nuisances. We hope this study will encourage researchers to not only clear the air but also clear the inbox of spam while embracing the quirkiness of scientific discovery.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The pervasive nuisance of email spam has long plagued internet users, causing exasperating clutter in digital inboxes and prompting relentless bouts of eye-rolling. The collective exasperation towards these unsolicited electronic missives has fostered an entire industry dedicated to spam prevention and filtration. While countless studies have scrutinized the propagation and mitigation of email spam from technological and behavioral perspectives, the link between environmental factors and erratic trends in spam activity has eluded scholarly scrutiny. Enter Elmira, New York, a quaint city charmingly nestled in the state's Southern Tier region, offering an unexpected backdrop for unraveling the mysterious relationship between air quality and the influx of spam.
As with any peculiar research endeavor, the genesis of this study can be traced back to a serendipitous observation. Upon meticulously perusing through gobs of disparate data sets, an anomalous juxtaposition of statistics emerged, bemusing the research team. The question that arose might have sounded unassuming at first: "Could there possibly be a discernible association between the air quality index in Elmira and the ebbs and flows of annual email spam rates?" Yet, this innocent query unfurled a fascinating journey into the unexpected, prompting a spirited investigation into the whimsical interplay of nature's breath and digital infestations.
The alluring prospect of unearthing a potential correlation between seemingly unrelated phenomena kindled the ignited the intellect of our research team, invoking a sense of scientific adventure akin to navigating uncharted waters — or perhaps, more aptly, unscrolling an endlessly proliferating spam email chain. The allure of this enigmatic relationship between air quality and email spam beckoned us to delve deeper, daring to shed light on the seemingly arbitrary dances of statistical figures and unveil the unassuming, albeit quirky patterns beneath.
This study endeavors to fathom the enigma of this peculiar correlation, offering a fresh perspective that transcends the oft-trodden grounds of traditional spam research. With the culmination of meticulous analyses and a sprinkle of statistical alchemy, our exploration seeks to uncover the seemingly incongruous connection between atmosphere and inbox, unraveling the whimsical interplay of environmental conditions and digital irritants. While maintaining our scholarly poise, we earnestly hope to inspire a chuckle or two amidst the scholarly rigor, as we take on the unconventional task of investigating the resonance of clear air and the influx of spam.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
METHODOLOGY
Data Collection
In our quest to unravel the peculiar connection between air quality in Elmira, New York, and annual email spam rates, we embarked on a journey through the sprawling expanse of the internet, sifting through vast datasets and traversing the digital wilderness in search of elusive correlations. The Environmental Protection Agency served as our beacon of environmental data, providing us with a plethora of air quality indices covering the years 2001 to 2012, allowing us to gauge the atmospheric purity that graced the quaint environs of Elmira.
When it came to the captivating domain of email spam, the troves of data harvested from Emailtray served as our treasure trove, yielding a bountiful harvest of spam rates that ebbed and flowed through the digital ether during the same period. As we meticulously gathered these disparate datasets, the inescapable allure of uncovering the unexpected dance between nature's breath and digital inundation propelled us forward, driving our zeal for scholarly inquiry.
Preprocessing and Analysis
With a twinkle of statistical finesse, the collected data underwent a delicate process of cleansing and preparatory treatment, akin to the intricate alchemy needed to distill the essence of a curious scientific concoction. Once the datasets were harmonized and prepared for scrutiny, we deployed an ensemble of statistical methods to unearth patterns and discern the elusive relationship between air quality and the hum of the inbox.
Utilizing sophisticated analytical tools, including robust time series analyses and inferential statistics, we endeavored to unravel the enigmatic bond between environmental conditions and the proliferation of unsolicited electronic missives. Our statistical arsenal ranged from the elegant simplicity of correlation coefficients to the formidable complexity of regression models, each method employed with the utmost precision to decode the whimsical interplay of atmospheric purity and digital detritus.
The formidable task of identifying and quantifying the potential association between air quality and spam rates demanded a fusion of unwavering scholarly rigor and a dash of intuitive insight. As we navigated the labyrinth of statistical inference, the unexpected twists and turns encountered along the way only fueled our determination to shed light on this whimsical and unprecedented correlation.
Ethical Considerations
As purveyors of scientific inquiry, it is incumbent upon us to acknowledge the ethical dimensions of our endeavors. Throughout our exploration, we were steadfast in our commitment to uphold the integrity of data usage and the responsible dissemination of our findings. The privacy and security of the information sourced from Emailtray were treated with the utmost respect and keen regard for confidentiality, ensuring that our pursuit of knowledge did not compromise the sanctity of personal digital interactions.
Moreover, in our pursuit of scholarly mirth, we recognized the need for transparency and intellectual humility, acknowledging the inherent unpredictability of scientific discovery and the delightful caprice of uncovering the unexpected. With this reverence for the scholarly pursuit and a nod to the whimsical nature of our subject matter, we endeavored to conduct our research with the zest of inquiry and the levity of scholarly curiosity, aspiring to inspire a chuckle as we navigated the delightful absurdity of peering into the enchanted realms of air and spam.
In conclusion, our methodological approach sought to fuse the precision of statistical analysis with the eccentric whimsy of our subject matter, all the while ensuring the ethical integrity of our research pursuits. The next section elucidates the enraptured findings of our inquiry, illuminating the captivating tale of the entwined fates of air quality in Elmira and the ceaseless hum of email spam.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Elmira, New York and Annual Email Spam Rates. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Emailtray .
For the time period 2001 to 2012, you found a correlation 0.8665302, r-squared of 0.7508746, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Clearing the Air: A Breath of Fresh Spam? Exploring the Correlation between Air Quality in Elmira, New York and Annual Email Spam Rates"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unexpected relationship between air quality in Elmira, New York, and annual email spam rates over the period of 2001 to 2012. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Emailtray, our research team employed sophisticated statistical analyses to unravel this peculiar connection. The results revealed a surprisingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8665302, indicating a strong positive association, with a p-value of less than 0.01. Intriguingly, it appears that as the air quality improves, the amount of spam increases, implying that perhaps spammers are leveraging the clearer air to send out more unsolicited emails. This unexpected finding underscores the need for further research into the whimsical interplay between environmental conditions and digital nuisances. We hope this study will encourage researchers to not only clear the air but also clear the inbox of spam while embracing the quirkiness of scientific discovery.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
INTRODUCTION
The pervasive nuisance of email spam has long plagued internet users, causing exasperating clutter in digital inboxes and prompting relentless bouts of eye-rolling. The collective exasperation towards these unsolicited electronic missives has fostered an entire industry dedicated to spam prevention and filtration. While countless studies have scrutinized the propagation and mitigation of email spam from technological and behavioral perspectives, the link between environmental factors and erratic trends in spam activity has eluded scholarly scrutiny. Enter Elmira, New York, a quaint city charmingly nestled in the state's Southern Tier region, offering an unexpected backdrop for unraveling the mysterious relationship between air quality and the influx of spam.
As with any peculiar research endeavor, the genesis of this study can be traced back to a serendipitous observation. Upon meticulously perusing through gobs of disparate data sets, an anomalous juxtaposition of statistics emerged, bemusing the research team. The question that arose might have sounded unassuming at first: "Could there possibly be a discernible association between the air quality index in Elmira and the ebbs and flows of annual email spam rates?" Yet, this innocent query unfurled a fascinating journey into the unexpected, prompting a spirited investigation into the whimsical interplay of nature's breath and digital infestations.
The alluring prospect of unearthing a potential correlation between seemingly unrelated phenomena kindled the ignited the intellect of our research team, invoking a sense of scientific adventure akin to navigating uncharted waters — or perhaps, more aptly, unscrolling an endlessly proliferating spam email chain. The allure of this enigmatic relationship between air quality and email spam beckoned us to delve deeper, daring to shed light on the seemingly arbitrary dances of statistical figures and unveil the unassuming, albeit quirky patterns beneath.
This study endeavors to fathom the enigma of this peculiar correlation, offering a fresh perspective that transcends the oft-trodden grounds of traditional spam research. With the culmination of meticulous analyses and a sprinkle of statistical alchemy, our exploration seeks to uncover the seemingly incongruous connection between atmosphere and inbox, unraveling the whimsical interplay of environmental conditions and digital irritants. While maintaining our scholarly poise, we earnestly hope to inspire a chuckle or two amidst the scholarly rigor, as we take on the unconventional task of investigating the resonance of clear air and the influx of spam.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
RESULTS
The correlation analysis conducted in this study yielded a remarkably robust correlation coefficient of 0.8665302 between air quality index and annual email spam rates in Elmira, New York for the years 2001 to 2012. This correlation coefficient, signifying a strong positive association, was further supported by an r-squared value of 0.7508746, indicating that approximately 75.09% of the variability in email spam rates can be explained by changes in air quality. The p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the significance of this association, providing compelling evidence against the null hypothesis of no correlation.
Figure 1, displayed below, presents a scatterplot illustrating the strong positive correlation between air quality index and annual email spam rates. The figure showcases the intriguing tendency for email spam rates to increase as air quality improves, a curious phenomenon that challenges conventional wisdom regarding the factors influencing digital nuisance proliferation.
These findings offer a captivating glimpse into the whimsical interplay of environmental conditions and technological intrusions. It appears that as the air quality in Elmira, New York improves, the volume of email spam exhibits a concurrent rise, hinting at a potential correlation between the two seemingly disparate variables. The unexpected nature of this correlation prompts contemplation on the underlying mechanisms through which environmental conditions may inadvertently influence digital spam propagation, providing fodder for further scholarly inquiry and, undoubtedly, a few wry smiles.
The emerging narrative from our analysis paints a peculiar picture, invoking visions of spammers strategically choosing clear-air days to flood inboxes with unsolicited offers and curious propositions. While this notion may initially elicit a chuckle, it nonetheless highlights the unexplored territories within the intersection of environmental factors and digital nuisances. This discovery not only elicits a sense of scholarly revelation but also prompts a lighthearted curiosity regarding the capricious nature of the digital realm and its interaction with the world outside our screens.
In summary, the results of this investigation unearth a surprising association between air quality index and annual email spam rates, challenging conventional understanding and provoking a thought-provoking reconsideration of the whimsical interplay between atmospheric conditions and spam proliferation. Further research and mirthful contemplation are warranted to delve into the nuanced dynamics underpinning this esoteric connection, as we strive to not only clear the air but also untangle the enigma of spam amidst the peculiarities of scientific discovery.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Elmira, New York and Annual Email Spam Rates. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
"Clearing the Air: A Breath of Fresh Spam? Exploring the Correlation between Air Quality in Elmira, New York and Annual Email Spam Rates"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unexpected relationship between air quality in Elmira, New York, and annual email spam rates over the period of 2001 to 2012. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Emailtray, our research team employed sophisticated statistical analyses to unravel this peculiar connection. The results revealed a surprisingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8665302, indicating a strong positive association, with a p-value of less than 0.01. Intriguingly, it appears that as the air quality improves, the amount of spam increases, implying that perhaps spammers are leveraging the clearer air to send out more unsolicited emails. This unexpected finding underscores the need for further research into the whimsical interplay between environmental conditions and digital nuisances. We hope this study will encourage researchers to not only clear the air but also clear the inbox of spam while embracing the quirkiness of scientific discovery.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
LITERATURE REVIEW
Smith, Doe, and Jones (2005) in their seminal work on "Air Quality and Digital Ecosystems" eloquently expound upon the interconnectedness of environmental conditions and virtual landscapes, paving the way for a reimagining of the intricate web of factors influencing digital phenomena. Their rigorous analysis lays the foundation for understanding the potential impact of air quality on the proliferation of digital nuisances, albeit in a tone befitting of a treatise on celestial bodies colliding in the cosmic dance.
Furthermore, Lorem and Ipsum (2010) reflect on the intricate nuances of email spam and its effects on societal norms in "Junk Mails and the Modern Epoch," bringing to light the complexities of unsolicited electronic correspondence and its subtle, yet palpable, influence on human behavior. Their thought-provoking insights offer a contemplative lens through which to perceive the cultural ramifications of spam proliferation, as if gazing at a masterpiece but realizing it's just a flock of pigeons poetically arranged on a windowsill.
As we pivot towards the peculiar intermingling of nature's breath and digital detritus, it is essential to consider the broader context of environmental impact. Works such as "The Silent Spring" by Rachel Carson and "This Changes Everything" by Naomi Klein beckon us to perceive the interconnectedness of natural ecosystems and human interactions, prompting contemplation on the subtle, yet potent, reverberations of environmental shifts. Much like a gentle breeze carrying the fragrant scent of possibility, these writings invite us to romance with the lyrical narratives of ecological harmony and the subtle symphonies of interconnectedness.
Shifting gears towards the realm of fiction, allegorical parallels emerge from "The Spam Chronicles" by George Orwell and "Catch-22" by Joseph Heller, offering satirical glimpses into the chaotic terrain of bureaucracy and the whimsical dance of absurdity. As we approach the enigmatic interplay between air quality and email spam rates, these works serve as poignant reminders of the uncanny allure of paradoxical circumstances, akin to stumbling upon a buffet of exquisitely crafted spam emails that leave the palate perplexed but intrigued.
Finally, our foray into the whimsical world of environmental and virtual tango would be remiss without acknowledging the formative influence of childhood cartoons and their unexpected relevance to this topic. Shows such as "Captain Planet and the Planeteers" and "The Magic School Bus" offer wistful reminders of the fantastical journeys through environmental realms, as if beckoning us to embark on our very own air-and-spam-fueled escapades endorsed by cartoonish capers and whimsical delirium.
With these diverse, albeit lighthearted, lenses through which to perceive the unexpected relationship between air quality in Elmira, New York, and the influx of email spam, we are primed to uncover the peculiar synergy between the ethereal sways of atmosphere and the digital deluge that perplexes inboxes.
[[RESULTS]]
RESULTS
The correlation analysis conducted in this study yielded a remarkably robust correlation coefficient of 0.8665302 between air quality index and annual email spam rates in Elmira, New York for the years 2001 to 2012. This correlation coefficient, signifying a strong positive association, was further supported by an r-squared value of 0.7508746, indicating that approximately 75.09% of the variability in email spam rates can be explained by changes in air quality. The p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the significance of this association, providing compelling evidence against the null hypothesis of no correlation.
Figure 1, displayed below, presents a scatterplot illustrating the strong positive correlation between air quality index and annual email spam rates. The figure showcases the intriguing tendency for email spam rates to increase as air quality improves, a curious phenomenon that challenges conventional wisdom regarding the factors influencing digital nuisance proliferation.
These findings offer a captivating glimpse into the whimsical interplay of environmental conditions and technological intrusions. It appears that as the air quality in Elmira, New York improves, the volume of email spam exhibits a concurrent rise, hinting at a potential correlation between the two seemingly disparate variables. The unexpected nature of this correlation prompts contemplation on the underlying mechanisms through which environmental conditions may inadvertently influence digital spam propagation, providing fodder for further scholarly inquiry and, undoubtedly, a few wry smiles.
The emerging narrative from our analysis paints a peculiar picture, invoking visions of spammers strategically choosing clear-air days to flood inboxes with unsolicited offers and curious propositions. While this notion may initially elicit a chuckle, it nonetheless highlights the unexplored territories within the intersection of environmental factors and digital nuisances. This discovery not only elicits a sense of scholarly revelation but also prompts a lighthearted curiosity regarding the capricious nature of the digital realm and its interaction with the world outside our screens.
In summary, the results of this investigation unearth a surprising association between air quality index and annual email spam rates, challenging conventional understanding and provoking a thought-provoking reconsideration of the whimsical interplay between atmospheric conditions and spam proliferation. Further research and mirthful contemplation are warranted to delve into the nuanced dynamics underpinning this esoteric connection, as we strive to not only clear the air but also untangle the enigma of spam amidst the peculiarities of scientific discovery.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
DISCUSSION
The findings of this study have unveiled a rather unusual and unexpected correlation between air quality in Elmira, New York, and annual email spam rates. The remarkably robust correlation coefficient of 0.8665302, supported by a compelling r-squared value of 0.7508746, has shed light on the whimsical interplay between these seemingly disparate variables. It appears that as the air quality improves, the volume of email spam exhibits a concurrent rise, challenging conventional notions about the factors influencing digital nuisance proliferation. Consequently, these results have lent credence to the prior research by Smith, Doe, and Jones (2005) and Lorem and Ipsum (2010), suggesting a need to take their contemplations on the interconnectedness of nature, digital ecosystems, and societal norms rather seriously, despite their often whimsical and allegorical tones.
The unexpected nature of this correlation, as indicated by the captivating scatterplot displayed in Figure 1, beckons further scholarly inquiry and, undoubtedly, a few wry smiles. The possible inference that spammers might be strategically choosing clear-air days to inundate inboxes with unsolicited emails is both humorous and intriguing, fueling the need for more research and promoting lighthearted curiosity regarding the unexpected synergies between the natural and virtual realms. This peculiar realization, like a gust of fresh air disrupting the predictable rhythms of scientific inquiry, nudges us to delve deeper into the capricious nature of the digital realm and its whimsical interaction with the external environment.
As we continue to grapple with the enigmatic connection between air quality and email spam rates, it is essential to embrace the quirks of scientific discovery and remain open to the unexpected. While this study has provided a tantalizing glimpse into the harmonious symphony of environmental conditions and digital phenomena, it has also underscored the need for future research to unravel the underlying mechanisms driving this whimsical correlation. Ultimately, the juxtaposition of the serious pursuit of knowledge and the occasional touch of levity exemplifies the essence of scientific inquiry, inviting us to not only clear the air but also clear the inbox of spam while relishing the delightful absurdity of our findings.
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System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Elmira, New York and Annual Email Spam Rates. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Clearing the Air: A Breath of Fresh Spam? Exploring the Correlation between Air Quality in Elmira, New York and Annual Email Spam Rates"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unexpected relationship between air quality in Elmira, New York, and annual email spam rates over the period of 2001 to 2012. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Emailtray, our research team employed sophisticated statistical analyses to unravel this peculiar connection. The results revealed a surprisingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8665302, indicating a strong positive association, with a p-value of less than 0.01. Intriguingly, it appears that as the air quality improves, the amount of spam increases, implying that perhaps spammers are leveraging the clearer air to send out more unsolicited emails. This unexpected finding underscores the need for further research into the whimsical interplay between environmental conditions and digital nuisances. We hope this study will encourage researchers to not only clear the air but also clear the inbox of spam while embracing the quirkiness of scientific discovery.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The pervasive nuisance of email spam has long plagued internet users, causing exasperating clutter in digital inboxes and prompting relentless bouts of eye-rolling. The collective exasperation towards these unsolicited electronic missives has fostered an entire industry dedicated to spam prevention and filtration. While countless studies have scrutinized the propagation and mitigation of email spam from technological and behavioral perspectives, the link between environmental factors and erratic trends in spam activity has eluded scholarly scrutiny. Enter Elmira, New York, a quaint city charmingly nestled in the state's Southern Tier region, offering an unexpected backdrop for unraveling the mysterious relationship between air quality and the influx of spam.
As with any peculiar research endeavor, the genesis of this study can be traced back to a serendipitous observation. Upon meticulously perusing through gobs of disparate data sets, an anomalous juxtaposition of statistics emerged, bemusing the research team. The question that arose might have sounded unassuming at first: "Could there possibly be a discernible association between the air quality index in Elmira and the ebbs and flows of annual email spam rates?" Yet, this innocent query unfurled a fascinating journey into the unexpected, prompting a spirited investigation into the whimsical interplay of nature's breath and digital infestations.
The alluring prospect of unearthing a potential correlation between seemingly unrelated phenomena kindled the ignited the intellect of our research team, invoking a sense of scientific adventure akin to navigating uncharted waters — or perhaps, more aptly, unscrolling an endlessly proliferating spam email chain. The allure of this enigmatic relationship between air quality and email spam beckoned us to delve deeper, daring to shed light on the seemingly arbitrary dances of statistical figures and unveil the unassuming, albeit quirky patterns beneath.
This study endeavors to fathom the enigma of this peculiar correlation, offering a fresh perspective that transcends the oft-trodden grounds of traditional spam research. With the culmination of meticulous analyses and a sprinkle of statistical alchemy, our exploration seeks to uncover the seemingly incongruous connection between atmosphere and inbox, unraveling the whimsical interplay of environmental conditions and digital irritants. While maintaining our scholarly poise, we earnestly hope to inspire a chuckle or two amidst the scholarly rigor, as we take on the unconventional task of investigating the resonance of clear air and the influx of spam.
[[RESULTS]]
RESULTS
The correlation analysis conducted in this study yielded a remarkably robust correlation coefficient of 0.8665302 between air quality index and annual email spam rates in Elmira, New York for the years 2001 to 2012. This correlation coefficient, signifying a strong positive association, was further supported by an r-squared value of 0.7508746, indicating that approximately 75.09% of the variability in email spam rates can be explained by changes in air quality. The p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the significance of this association, providing compelling evidence against the null hypothesis of no correlation.
Figure 1, displayed below, presents a scatterplot illustrating the strong positive correlation between air quality index and annual email spam rates. The figure showcases the intriguing tendency for email spam rates to increase as air quality improves, a curious phenomenon that challenges conventional wisdom regarding the factors influencing digital nuisance proliferation.
These findings offer a captivating glimpse into the whimsical interplay of environmental conditions and technological intrusions. It appears that as the air quality in Elmira, New York improves, the volume of email spam exhibits a concurrent rise, hinting at a potential correlation between the two seemingly disparate variables. The unexpected nature of this correlation prompts contemplation on the underlying mechanisms through which environmental conditions may inadvertently influence digital spam propagation, providing fodder for further scholarly inquiry and, undoubtedly, a few wry smiles.
The emerging narrative from our analysis paints a peculiar picture, invoking visions of spammers strategically choosing clear-air days to flood inboxes with unsolicited offers and curious propositions. While this notion may initially elicit a chuckle, it nonetheless highlights the unexplored territories within the intersection of environmental factors and digital nuisances. This discovery not only elicits a sense of scholarly revelation but also prompts a lighthearted curiosity regarding the capricious nature of the digital realm and its interaction with the world outside our screens.
In summary, the results of this investigation unearth a surprising association between air quality index and annual email spam rates, challenging conventional understanding and provoking a thought-provoking reconsideration of the whimsical interplay between atmospheric conditions and spam proliferation. Further research and mirthful contemplation are warranted to delve into the nuanced dynamics underpinning this esoteric connection, as we strive to not only clear the air but also untangle the enigma of spam amidst the peculiarities of scientific discovery.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
CONCLUSION
In essence, this study has shed light on the intriguing correlation between air quality in Elmira, New York, and annual email spam rates. The remarkably robust correlation coefficient of 0.8665302 has revealed a curious relationship, hinting at a potential affinity between cleaner air and heightened spam activity. While the idea of spammers strategically timing their nefarious endeavors to coincide with clearer air days may evoke a wry smile, it also underscores the need for further scholarly inquiry into the capricious interplay of environmental conditions and digital nuisances.
The unexpected nature of this correlation prompts contemplation on the underlying mechanisms through which environmental conditions may inadvertently influence digital spam propagation. Perhaps the serene allure of pristine air serves as an unwitting accomplice in empowering the inundation of inboxes with unsolicited offers and curious propositions. This whimsical revelation not only enriches our understanding of the idiosyncratic interactions between nature and technology but also invites mirthful contemplation amidst the scholarly pursuit.
In light of these findings, it is evident that the interplay between environment and digital realms harbors whimsical mysteries that warrant further scholarly investigation and, undoubtedly, a giggle or two. However, in the spirit of scholarly rigor and whimsy, we assert confidently that no further research is needed in this area, as we have undoubtedly exhausted the subject with our delightful findings.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Clearing the Air: A Breath of Fresh Spam? Exploring the Correlation between Air Quality in Elmira, New York and Annual Email Spam Rates. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Ecological Informatics
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Clearing the Air: A Breath of Fresh Spam? Exploring the Correlation between Air Quality in Elmira, New York and Annual Email Spam Rates. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Institute for Environmental Email Studies
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Clearing the Air: A Breath of Fresh Spam? Exploring the Correlation between Air Quality in Elmira, New York and Annual Email Spam Rates with an abstract of This study investigates the unexpected relationship between air quality in Elmira, New York, and annual email spam rates over the period of 2001 to 2012. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Emailtray, our research team employed sophisticated statistical analyses to unravel this peculiar connection. The results revealed a surprisingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8665302, indicating a strong positive association, with a p-value of less than 0.01. Intriguingly, it appears that as the air quality improves, the amount of spam increases, implying that perhaps spammers are leveraging the clearer air to send out more unsolicited emails. This unexpected finding underscores the need for further research into the whimsical interplay between environmental conditions and digital nuisances. We hope this study will encourage researchers to not only clear the air but also clear the inbox of spam while embracing the quirkiness of scientific discovery.
ChatGPT:
air quality, Elmira New York, annual email spam rates, correlation, statistical analysis, Environmental Protection Agency, Emailtray, correlation coefficient, p-value, spammers, unsolicited emails, environmental conditions, digital nuisances, scientific discovery
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Data details
Air quality in Elmira, New YorkDetailed data title: Percentage of days with good air quality in Elmira, NY
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air quality in Elmira, New York
Annual Email Spam Rates
Source: Emailtray
See what else correlates with Annual Email Spam Rates
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.7508746 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 75.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Annual Email Spam Rates) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air quality in Elmira, New York) over the 12 years from 2001 through 2012.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00027. 0.0002654769676915824700000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.87 in 0.027% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 3,767 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 11 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 11 because we have two variables measured over a period of 12 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.58, 0.96 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | |
Air quality in Elmira, New York (Good air quality) | 78.9474 | 79.1429 | 88.8579 | 93.5028 | 89.0855 | 91.922 | 87.395 | 91.6898 | 93.6639 | 88.9807 | 89.9135 | 90.3409 |
Annual Email Spam Rates (Percentage) | 8 | 9 | 40 | 72.3 | 68.6 | 86.2 | 84.6 | 81.2 | 87.7 | 89.1 | 80.26 | 72.1 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([78.9474,79.1429,88.8579,93.5028,89.0855,91.922,87.395,91.6898,93.6639,88.9807,89.9135,90.3409,])
array_2 = np.array([8,9,40,72.3,68.6,86.2,84.6,81.2,87.7,89.1,80.26,72.1,])
array_1_name = "Air quality in Elmira, New York"
array_2_name = "Annual Email Spam Rates"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 4682 · Black Variable ID: 20597 · Red Variable ID: 195