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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air quality in Dubuque, Iowa and the second variable is Liquefied petroleum gas used in Bhutan.  The chart goes from 1980 to 1988, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image

AI explanation

As the air quality in Dubuque improved, it created a ripple effect of positivity around the world. This led to a surge in demand for cleaner fuel options like Liquefied Petroleum Gas in Bhutan. It's like Dubuque was really raising the bar for air quality and Bhutan just couldn't resist getting a *breath* of that fresh, clean energy!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create an image of contrasting atmospheres between a bustling street in Dubuque, Iowa, and the serene mountains of Bhutan. Show people in Dubuque strolling under a bright sky, with vibrant details such as colorful buildings and lush trees. In contrast, depict families in Bhutan cooking together around a warm, clean-burning Liquefied Petroleum Gas stove, with the picturesque mountains in the background. The scene should encapsulate the positive impact of clean air and the connection between the two locations. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air quality in Dubuque, Iowa and Liquefied petroleum gas used in Bhutan. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: 3D Pixar Style Cyber folk Cutsy art illustration Magic realism Woodblock painting
ChatGPT: Woodblock painting

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air quality in Dubuque, Iowa and Liquefied petroleum gas used in Bhutan, in the following situation: As the air quality in Dubuque improved, it created a ripple effect of positivity around the world. This led to a surge in demand for cleaner fuel options like Liquefied Petroleum Gas in Bhutan. It's like Dubuque was really raising the bar for air quality and Bhutan just couldn't resist getting a *breath* of that fresh, clean energy!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling street in Dubuque, Iowa, the air appears fresh and pure as the sun shines brightly in the clear blue sky. People walk around with smiles on their faces, taking deep breaths of the clean air. As this scene unfolds, in the serene mountains of Bhutan, families gather around a warm, clean-burning Liquefied Petroleum Gas stove, cooking a meal together and enjoying the crisp mountain air. The positive impact of Dubuque's improved air quality is felt across the world, with Bhutan embracing the trend and opting for cleaner fuel options.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Woodblock painting ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling street in Dubuque, Iowa, the air appears fresh and pure as the sun shines brightly in the clear blue sky. People walk around with smiles on their faces, taking deep breaths of the clean air. As this scene unfolds, in the serene mountains of Bhutan, families gather around a warm, clean-burning Liquefied Petroleum Gas stove, cooking a meal together and enjoying the crisp mountain air. The positive impact of Dubuque's improved air quality is felt across the world, with Bhutan embracing the trend and opting for cleaner fuel options. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create an image of contrasting atmospheres between a bustling street in Dubuque, Iowa, and the serene mountains of Bhutan. Show people in Dubuque strolling under a bright sky, with vibrant details such as colorful buildings and lush trees. In contrast, depict families in Bhutan cooking together around a warm, clean-burning Liquefied Petroleum Gas stove, with the picturesque mountains in the background. The scene should encapsulate the positive impact of clean air and the connection between the two locations.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Air quality in Dubuque, Iowa caused Liquefied petroleum gas used in Bhutan to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Linking LPG in Bhutan to Air Quality in Dubuque: A Lighthearted Look at a Surprising Connection

Journal of Eclectic Environmental Studies

Jan 2024
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Dubuque, Iowa and Liquefied petroleum gas used in Bhutan. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9833928 and p < 0.01 for 1980 to 1988.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Linking LPG in Bhutan to Air Quality in Dubuque: A Lighthearted Look at a Surprising Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unexpected connection between air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the use of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Bhutan. We delve into this unusual pairing to see if there's more than meets the eye – or the nose, for that matter. Our research team, armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, set out to answer this burning question. After all, it's not every day you find yourself pondering the correlation between the air in a Midwestern city and the fuel choice in the Land of the Thunder Dragon.

Analyzing the data from 1980 to 1988, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9833928 and p < 0.01, providing statistical evidence of a significant relationship between these seemingly disparate factors. It seems that when it comes to air quality, Iowa and Bhutan are closer than we thought – dare we say, they're 'tied' together? And when LPG enters the equation, the plot thickens like a particularly noxious smog. Our findings raise eyebrows and prompt more questions, leaving us to ponder the cosmic significance of this whimsical correlation.

In conclusion, our study sheds light on an unexpected association between distant locations and seemingly unrelated variables. It's a reminder that the world of research is full of surprises, and sometimes, the most unusual connections can lead to meaningful insights. As we wrap up this peculiar exploration, we leave you with a dad joke to ponder: What did the LPG say to the polluted air? "I'm gas-tronomically disappointed in your quality!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Dubuque, Iowa and Liquefied petroleum gas used in Bhutan. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Linking LPG in Bhutan to Air Quality in Dubuque: A Lighthearted Look at a Surprising Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unexpected connection between air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the use of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Bhutan. We delve into this unusual pairing to see if there's more than meets the eye – or the nose, for that matter. Our research team, armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, set out to answer this burning question. After all, it's not every day you find yourself pondering the correlation between the air in a Midwestern city and the fuel choice in the Land of the Thunder Dragon.

Analyzing the data from 1980 to 1988, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9833928 and p < 0.01, providing statistical evidence of a significant relationship between these seemingly disparate factors. It seems that when it comes to air quality, Iowa and Bhutan are closer than we thought – dare we say, they're 'tied' together? And when LPG enters the equation, the plot thickens like a particularly noxious smog. Our findings raise eyebrows and prompt more questions, leaving us to ponder the cosmic significance of this whimsical correlation.

In conclusion, our study sheds light on an unexpected association between distant locations and seemingly unrelated variables. It's a reminder that the world of research is full of surprises, and sometimes, the most unusual connections can lead to meaningful insights. As we wrap up this peculiar exploration, we leave you with a dad joke to ponder: What did the LPG say to the polluted air? "I'm gas-tronomically disappointed in your quality!"

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The intersection of environmental factors and energy consumption has long been a subject of scholarly inquiry. However, certain connections can still surprise even the most seasoned researchers. In the case of this study, we turn our attention to the unexpected pairing of air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the use of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Bhutan. The juxtaposition of these two seemingly disparate elements might bring to mind a groan-worthy dad joke about a "gassy" situation, but our investigation aims to uncover the serious implications behind this curious connection.

As we shift gears from the vast plains of the American Midwest to the rugged terrain of the Himalayas, we embark on a journey to untangle the relationship between two geographically and culturally distinct regions. The lighthearted title of our study belies the complexity of the interplay between air quality and energy consumption. Nevertheless, it is imperative to approach this investigation with a mixture of scientific rigor and a sense of humor befitting a subject that reveals the unexpected interconnectedness of our world.

With decades of data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration at our disposal, we aim to bring clarity to this unexpected correlation. It's akin to discovering that your favorite dad joke has a profound philosophical undertone – a realization that leaves you simultaneously amused and contemplative. Like a well-timed quip, the statistical evidence of this correlation coefficient of 0.9833928 and p < 0.01 invites further examination and perhaps a wry chuckle at the enigmatic ways of scientific inquiry.

The study's findings promise to intrigue and inspire reflection, much like a clever dad joke that catches you off guard with its unexpected wit. We invite our readers to accompany us on this journey through data and analysis, as we uncover the surprising link between air quality in Dubuque and the use of LPG in Bhutan. After all, it's not every day that one encounters such an enthralling blend of environmental science, energy economics, and whimsical serendipity.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Dubuque, Iowa and Liquefied petroleum gas used in Bhutan. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Linking LPG in Bhutan to Air Quality in Dubuque: A Lighthearted Look at a Surprising Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unexpected connection between air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the use of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Bhutan. We delve into this unusual pairing to see if there's more than meets the eye – or the nose, for that matter. Our research team, armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, set out to answer this burning question. After all, it's not every day you find yourself pondering the correlation between the air in a Midwestern city and the fuel choice in the Land of the Thunder Dragon.

Analyzing the data from 1980 to 1988, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9833928 and p < 0.01, providing statistical evidence of a significant relationship between these seemingly disparate factors. It seems that when it comes to air quality, Iowa and Bhutan are closer than we thought – dare we say, they're 'tied' together? And when LPG enters the equation, the plot thickens like a particularly noxious smog. Our findings raise eyebrows and prompt more questions, leaving us to ponder the cosmic significance of this whimsical correlation.

In conclusion, our study sheds light on an unexpected association between distant locations and seemingly unrelated variables. It's a reminder that the world of research is full of surprises, and sometimes, the most unusual connections can lead to meaningful insights. As we wrap up this peculiar exploration, we leave you with a dad joke to ponder: What did the LPG say to the polluted air? "I'm gas-tronomically disappointed in your quality!"

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of environmental factors and energy consumption has long been a subject of scholarly inquiry. However, certain connections can still surprise even the most seasoned researchers. In the case of this study, we turn our attention to the unexpected pairing of air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the use of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Bhutan. The juxtaposition of these two seemingly disparate elements might bring to mind a groan-worthy dad joke about a "gassy" situation, but our investigation aims to uncover the serious implications behind this curious connection.
As we shift gears from the vast plains of the American Midwest to the rugged terrain of the Himalayas, we embark on a journey to untangle the relationship between two geographically and culturally distinct regions. The lighthearted title of our study belies the complexity of the interplay between air quality and energy consumption. Nevertheless, it is imperative to approach this investigation with a mixture of scientific rigor and a sense of humor befitting a subject that reveals the unexpected interconnectedness of our world.
With decades of data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration at our disposal, we aim to bring clarity to this unexpected correlation. It's akin to discovering that your favorite dad joke has a profound philosophical undertone – a realization that leaves you simultaneously amused and contemplative. Like a well-timed quip, the statistical evidence of this correlation coefficient of 0.9833928 and p < 0.01 invites further examination and perhaps a wry chuckle at the enigmatic ways of scientific inquiry.
The study's findings promise to intrigue and inspire reflection, much like a clever dad joke that catches you off guard with its unexpected wit. We invite our readers to accompany us on this journey through data and analysis, as we uncover the surprising link between air quality in Dubuque and the use of LPG in Bhutan. After all, it's not every day that one encounters such an enthralling blend of environmental science, energy economics, and whimsical serendipity.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Previous studies have shed light on the complex interplay between environmental factors and energy consumption (Smith, 2010; Doe, 2015; Jones, 2018). However, the unexpected connection between air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the use of LPG in Bhutan unveils a surprising twist in this well-trodden path of research. The exploration of this unusual pairing not only expands the scope of environmental and energy studies but also adds a lighthearted twist to the scholarly discourse, akin to a well-placed dad joke at a formal dinner party.

Turning to non-fiction literature, "The Economics of Air Quality" offers insightful discussions on the economic implications of air quality, while "LPG Usage Patterns in Global Context" delves into the global landscape of LPG consumption. On a more whimsical note, fictional titles such as "The Air Quality Chronicles" and "Tales of LPG Mysteries" nudge readers to contemplate the unexpected intersections of seemingly unrelated elements, much like the premise of our study.

Furthermore, in perusing social media posts, we stumbled upon an intriguing tweet that humorously mused, "Is there a connection between the air in Iowa and LPG in Bhutan? It's like a cosmic joke waiting to be uncovered." This amusing observation encapsulates the essence of our research – uncovering the unexpected connection between these seemingly disparate factors while maintaining a lighthearted perspective that evokes a chuckle or two.

It is within this framework that we situate our study, embracing the quirky thread that links air quality in Dubuque and the use of LPG in Bhutan. As we delve deeper into this surprising correlation, we uncover insights that not only expand the academic discourse but also prompt an occasional groan at a well-timed dad joke.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Dubuque, Iowa and Liquefied petroleum gas used in Bhutan. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 1980 to 1988

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Linking LPG in Bhutan to Air Quality in Dubuque: A Lighthearted Look at a Surprising Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unexpected connection between air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the use of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Bhutan. We delve into this unusual pairing to see if there's more than meets the eye – or the nose, for that matter. Our research team, armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, set out to answer this burning question. After all, it's not every day you find yourself pondering the correlation between the air in a Midwestern city and the fuel choice in the Land of the Thunder Dragon.

Analyzing the data from 1980 to 1988, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9833928 and p < 0.01, providing statistical evidence of a significant relationship between these seemingly disparate factors. It seems that when it comes to air quality, Iowa and Bhutan are closer than we thought – dare we say, they're 'tied' together? And when LPG enters the equation, the plot thickens like a particularly noxious smog. Our findings raise eyebrows and prompt more questions, leaving us to ponder the cosmic significance of this whimsical correlation.

In conclusion, our study sheds light on an unexpected association between distant locations and seemingly unrelated variables. It's a reminder that the world of research is full of surprises, and sometimes, the most unusual connections can lead to meaningful insights. As we wrap up this peculiar exploration, we leave you with a dad joke to ponder: What did the LPG say to the polluted air? "I'm gas-tronomically disappointed in your quality!"

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of environmental factors and energy consumption has long been a subject of scholarly inquiry. However, certain connections can still surprise even the most seasoned researchers. In the case of this study, we turn our attention to the unexpected pairing of air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the use of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Bhutan. The juxtaposition of these two seemingly disparate elements might bring to mind a groan-worthy dad joke about a "gassy" situation, but our investigation aims to uncover the serious implications behind this curious connection.
As we shift gears from the vast plains of the American Midwest to the rugged terrain of the Himalayas, we embark on a journey to untangle the relationship between two geographically and culturally distinct regions. The lighthearted title of our study belies the complexity of the interplay between air quality and energy consumption. Nevertheless, it is imperative to approach this investigation with a mixture of scientific rigor and a sense of humor befitting a subject that reveals the unexpected interconnectedness of our world.
With decades of data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration at our disposal, we aim to bring clarity to this unexpected correlation. It's akin to discovering that your favorite dad joke has a profound philosophical undertone – a realization that leaves you simultaneously amused and contemplative. Like a well-timed quip, the statistical evidence of this correlation coefficient of 0.9833928 and p < 0.01 invites further examination and perhaps a wry chuckle at the enigmatic ways of scientific inquiry.
The study's findings promise to intrigue and inspire reflection, much like a clever dad joke that catches you off guard with its unexpected wit. We invite our readers to accompany us on this journey through data and analysis, as we uncover the surprising link between air quality in Dubuque and the use of LPG in Bhutan. After all, it's not every day that one encounters such an enthralling blend of environmental science, energy economics, and whimsical serendipity.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Data Collection:
The data utilized in this study was extracted from various sources, predominantly sourced from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration. The selection of these databases ensured a comprehensive coverage of air quality parameters in Dubuque, Iowa, and the consumption of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Bhutan. The use of data from 1980 to 1988 facilitated a nuanced exploration of the temporal dynamics of these variables, with an attempt to capture any latent, yet impactful, correlations between the seemingly incongruous entities.

To ensure a robust and exhaustive dataset, our research team painstakingly combed through innumerable digital archives, websites, and repositories. We liken this process to searching for a needle in a data haystack – or perhaps, in this context, searching for a particularly clear breath of fresh air amidst a cloud of statistical ambiguity.

Data Analysis:
The quantitative analysis to ascertain the relationship between air quality in Dubuque and LPG consumption in Bhutan involved an array of statistical methods. Correlation analysis was conducted to elucidate any underlying associations, with meticulous attention to the precision of the calculations. The precision in calculation was akin to the meticulousness required for crafting a perfectly timed dad joke – a balancing act between accuracy and amusement.

Apart from the correlation coefficients, various statistical tests were employed to ensure the reliability and validity of the findings. This included measures to account for potential confounding variables and spurious correlations that may obfuscate the true nature of the relationship.

The use of complex statistical models and techniques added a layer of sophistication to the analysis, akin to adding a dash of humor to a technical discussion to maintain the readers' interest and engagement. Just as a well-placed pun can enliven a scholarly discourse, the statistical rigor brought depth and rigor to the exploration of the quirky correlation between air quality in Dubuque and LPG usage in Bhutan.

In conclusion, the methodology employed in this study exemplifies the balance between meticulous data curation and sophisticated statistical analysis, akin to the balance between maintaining a professional tone and infusing a touch of levity in scholarly pursuits. Through this approach, we have endeavored to unravel the unexpected connection between environmental factors in Dubuque, Iowa, and Bhutan's energy utilization, affirming that even in the realm of research, correlations can elicit both scholarly contemplation and the occasional well-timed chuckle.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Dubuque, Iowa and Liquefied petroleum gas used in Bhutan. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Energy Information Administration .

For the time period 1980 to 1988, you found a correlation 0.9833928, r-squared of 0.9670613, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Linking LPG in Bhutan to Air Quality in Dubuque: A Lighthearted Look at a Surprising Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unexpected connection between air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the use of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Bhutan. We delve into this unusual pairing to see if there's more than meets the eye – or the nose, for that matter. Our research team, armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, set out to answer this burning question. After all, it's not every day you find yourself pondering the correlation between the air in a Midwestern city and the fuel choice in the Land of the Thunder Dragon.

Analyzing the data from 1980 to 1988, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9833928 and p < 0.01, providing statistical evidence of a significant relationship between these seemingly disparate factors. It seems that when it comes to air quality, Iowa and Bhutan are closer than we thought – dare we say, they're 'tied' together? And when LPG enters the equation, the plot thickens like a particularly noxious smog. Our findings raise eyebrows and prompt more questions, leaving us to ponder the cosmic significance of this whimsical correlation.

In conclusion, our study sheds light on an unexpected association between distant locations and seemingly unrelated variables. It's a reminder that the world of research is full of surprises, and sometimes, the most unusual connections can lead to meaningful insights. As we wrap up this peculiar exploration, we leave you with a dad joke to ponder: What did the LPG say to the polluted air? "I'm gas-tronomically disappointed in your quality!"

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The intersection of environmental factors and energy consumption has long been a subject of scholarly inquiry. However, certain connections can still surprise even the most seasoned researchers. In the case of this study, we turn our attention to the unexpected pairing of air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the use of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Bhutan. The juxtaposition of these two seemingly disparate elements might bring to mind a groan-worthy dad joke about a "gassy" situation, but our investigation aims to uncover the serious implications behind this curious connection.
As we shift gears from the vast plains of the American Midwest to the rugged terrain of the Himalayas, we embark on a journey to untangle the relationship between two geographically and culturally distinct regions. The lighthearted title of our study belies the complexity of the interplay between air quality and energy consumption. Nevertheless, it is imperative to approach this investigation with a mixture of scientific rigor and a sense of humor befitting a subject that reveals the unexpected interconnectedness of our world.
With decades of data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration at our disposal, we aim to bring clarity to this unexpected correlation. It's akin to discovering that your favorite dad joke has a profound philosophical undertone – a realization that leaves you simultaneously amused and contemplative. Like a well-timed quip, the statistical evidence of this correlation coefficient of 0.9833928 and p < 0.01 invites further examination and perhaps a wry chuckle at the enigmatic ways of scientific inquiry.
The study's findings promise to intrigue and inspire reflection, much like a clever dad joke that catches you off guard with its unexpected wit. We invite our readers to accompany us on this journey through data and analysis, as we uncover the surprising link between air quality in Dubuque and the use of LPG in Bhutan. After all, it's not every day that one encounters such an enthralling blend of environmental science, energy economics, and whimsical serendipity.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data from 1980 to 1988 revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9833928 between air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the use of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Bhutan. This exceptionally high correlation coefficient indicates a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. It's as though the air quality in Dubuque and the choice of fuel in Bhutan were involved in a cosmic dance, swirling around each other in an inexplicably harmonious rhythm.

Moreover, the r-squared value of 0.9670613 further bolsters the statistical significance of this relationship, suggesting that approximately 96.7% of the variation in air quality in Dubuque can be explained by the use of LPG in Bhutan. It's as if these two distant entities share a secret language, communicating their influence on each other with a subtle, yet undeniable, fluency.

The statistical significance test yielded a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that the observed correlation is highly unlikely to have occurred by random chance. This finding reinforces the validity of the relationship between air quality in Dubuque and LPG use in Bhutan, lending newfound credence to the idea that these two seemingly distinct phenomena are, in fact, intertwined. One might even say they're "tanked" together in a symbiotic relationship.

Figure 1 presents a scatterplot illustrating the strong correlation between air quality in Dubuque and the use of LPG in Bhutan. The cluster of data points aligns closely with the linear trend line, illustrating the tight bond between these variables. It's as though they're holding hands across continents, refusing to be divided by the vast expanse of land and sea.

In sum, our findings underscore the unexpected connection between air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the utilization of Liquefied Petroleum Gas in Bhutan. This whimsical association between two geographically distant and culturally distinct entities serves as a captivating reminder of the unconventional relationships that can emerge in the realm of scientific inquiry. As we wrap up this investigation, we leave you with a fitting dad joke: Why did the LPG go to therapy? Because it had issues with its atmosphere!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Dubuque, Iowa and Liquefied petroleum gas used in Bhutan. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Linking LPG in Bhutan to Air Quality in Dubuque: A Lighthearted Look at a Surprising Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unexpected connection between air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the use of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Bhutan. We delve into this unusual pairing to see if there's more than meets the eye – or the nose, for that matter. Our research team, armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, set out to answer this burning question. After all, it's not every day you find yourself pondering the correlation between the air in a Midwestern city and the fuel choice in the Land of the Thunder Dragon.

Analyzing the data from 1980 to 1988, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9833928 and p < 0.01, providing statistical evidence of a significant relationship between these seemingly disparate factors. It seems that when it comes to air quality, Iowa and Bhutan are closer than we thought – dare we say, they're 'tied' together? And when LPG enters the equation, the plot thickens like a particularly noxious smog. Our findings raise eyebrows and prompt more questions, leaving us to ponder the cosmic significance of this whimsical correlation.

In conclusion, our study sheds light on an unexpected association between distant locations and seemingly unrelated variables. It's a reminder that the world of research is full of surprises, and sometimes, the most unusual connections can lead to meaningful insights. As we wrap up this peculiar exploration, we leave you with a dad joke to ponder: What did the LPG say to the polluted air? "I'm gas-tronomically disappointed in your quality!"

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Previous studies have shed light on the complex interplay between environmental factors and energy consumption (Smith, 2010; Doe, 2015; Jones, 2018). However, the unexpected connection between air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the use of LPG in Bhutan unveils a surprising twist in this well-trodden path of research. The exploration of this unusual pairing not only expands the scope of environmental and energy studies but also adds a lighthearted twist to the scholarly discourse, akin to a well-placed dad joke at a formal dinner party.
Turning to non-fiction literature, "The Economics of Air Quality" offers insightful discussions on the economic implications of air quality, while "LPG Usage Patterns in Global Context" delves into the global landscape of LPG consumption. On a more whimsical note, fictional titles such as "The Air Quality Chronicles" and "Tales of LPG Mysteries" nudge readers to contemplate the unexpected intersections of seemingly unrelated elements, much like the premise of our study.
Furthermore, in perusing social media posts, we stumbled upon an intriguing tweet that humorously mused, "Is there a connection between the air in Iowa and LPG in Bhutan? It's like a cosmic joke waiting to be uncovered." This amusing observation encapsulates the essence of our research – uncovering the unexpected connection between these seemingly disparate factors while maintaining a lighthearted perspective that evokes a chuckle or two.
It is within this framework that we situate our study, embracing the quirky thread that links air quality in Dubuque and the use of LPG in Bhutan. As we delve deeper into this surprising correlation, we uncover insights that not only expand the academic discourse but also prompt an occasional groan at a well-timed dad joke.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data from 1980 to 1988 revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9833928 between air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the use of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Bhutan. This exceptionally high correlation coefficient indicates a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. It's as though the air quality in Dubuque and the choice of fuel in Bhutan were involved in a cosmic dance, swirling around each other in an inexplicably harmonious rhythm.
Moreover, the r-squared value of 0.9670613 further bolsters the statistical significance of this relationship, suggesting that approximately 96.7% of the variation in air quality in Dubuque can be explained by the use of LPG in Bhutan. It's as if these two distant entities share a secret language, communicating their influence on each other with a subtle, yet undeniable, fluency.
The statistical significance test yielded a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that the observed correlation is highly unlikely to have occurred by random chance. This finding reinforces the validity of the relationship between air quality in Dubuque and LPG use in Bhutan, lending newfound credence to the idea that these two seemingly distinct phenomena are, in fact, intertwined. One might even say they're "tanked" together in a symbiotic relationship.
Figure 1 presents a scatterplot illustrating the strong correlation between air quality in Dubuque and the use of LPG in Bhutan. The cluster of data points aligns closely with the linear trend line, illustrating the tight bond between these variables. It's as though they're holding hands across continents, refusing to be divided by the vast expanse of land and sea.
In sum, our findings underscore the unexpected connection between air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the utilization of Liquefied Petroleum Gas in Bhutan. This whimsical association between two geographically distant and culturally distinct entities serves as a captivating reminder of the unconventional relationships that can emerge in the realm of scientific inquiry. As we wrap up this investigation, we leave you with a fitting dad joke: Why did the LPG go to therapy? Because it had issues with its atmosphere!

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of this study provide compelling evidence supporting the unexpected connection between air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the use of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Bhutan. It appears that these seemingly disparate variables are intertwined in a manner that surpasses mere coincidence. The high correlation coefficient of 0.9833928, as well as the remarkably low p-value, indicate a robust relationship between these two factors. This corroborates the findings of previous research, affirming the notion that the cosmic dance of air quality and LPG use transcends geographical and cultural boundaries. One might jestfully say that they are "propane-ly" linked!

When we harken back to the literature review, we are reminded of the playful sentiment reminiscent of a well-placed dad joke at a formal dinner party. The unexpected correlation between these elements not only adds a lighthearted twist to scholarly discourse but also prompts us to contemplate the whimsical intersections of seemingly unrelated variables. While the connection between air quality in Iowa and LPG in Bhutan may have initially raised eyebrows, the statistical evidence unequivocally supports the validity of this unconventional association – much like a well-timed quip that unexpectedly brings a smile to one's face.

The r-squared value of 0.9670613 further underscores the strength of the relationship between air quality in Dubuque and the use of LPG in Bhutan. This substantial variation explained by LPG use reinforces the idea that these seemingly distinct phenomena are indeed united in a harmonious equilibrium. It's as if the air quality and LPG usage share a synergistic bond, akin to a comedic duo whose chemistry is irrefutably captivating – or, shall we say, "flam-eboyant"?

Furthermore, the scatterplot visualization provides a tangible depiction of the enigmatic bond between these variables. The close alignment of data points with the linear trend line illustrates a tight, seemingly inseparable connection that transcends the physical and metaphorical distance between Dubuque and Bhutan. One might be inclined to humorously suggest that this correlation is as unbreakable as a dad joke told with unwavering confidence.

In summary, the findings of this study lend further weight to the significant relationship between air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the utilization of Liquefied Petroleum Gas in Bhutan. The unexpected nature of this association serves as a poignant reminder that the world of research is full of surprises, and that sometimes, the most unusual connections can lead to significant insights, invoking an occasional groan or chuckle – much like a well-timed dad joke at an academic gathering.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Dubuque, Iowa and Liquefied petroleum gas used in Bhutan. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Linking LPG in Bhutan to Air Quality in Dubuque: A Lighthearted Look at a Surprising Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unexpected connection between air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the use of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Bhutan. We delve into this unusual pairing to see if there's more than meets the eye – or the nose, for that matter. Our research team, armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, set out to answer this burning question. After all, it's not every day you find yourself pondering the correlation between the air in a Midwestern city and the fuel choice in the Land of the Thunder Dragon.

Analyzing the data from 1980 to 1988, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9833928 and p < 0.01, providing statistical evidence of a significant relationship between these seemingly disparate factors. It seems that when it comes to air quality, Iowa and Bhutan are closer than we thought – dare we say, they're 'tied' together? And when LPG enters the equation, the plot thickens like a particularly noxious smog. Our findings raise eyebrows and prompt more questions, leaving us to ponder the cosmic significance of this whimsical correlation.

In conclusion, our study sheds light on an unexpected association between distant locations and seemingly unrelated variables. It's a reminder that the world of research is full of surprises, and sometimes, the most unusual connections can lead to meaningful insights. As we wrap up this peculiar exploration, we leave you with a dad joke to ponder: What did the LPG say to the polluted air? "I'm gas-tronomically disappointed in your quality!"

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The intersection of environmental factors and energy consumption has long been a subject of scholarly inquiry. However, certain connections can still surprise even the most seasoned researchers. In the case of this study, we turn our attention to the unexpected pairing of air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the use of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Bhutan. The juxtaposition of these two seemingly disparate elements might bring to mind a groan-worthy dad joke about a "gassy" situation, but our investigation aims to uncover the serious implications behind this curious connection.
As we shift gears from the vast plains of the American Midwest to the rugged terrain of the Himalayas, we embark on a journey to untangle the relationship between two geographically and culturally distinct regions. The lighthearted title of our study belies the complexity of the interplay between air quality and energy consumption. Nevertheless, it is imperative to approach this investigation with a mixture of scientific rigor and a sense of humor befitting a subject that reveals the unexpected interconnectedness of our world.
With decades of data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration at our disposal, we aim to bring clarity to this unexpected correlation. It's akin to discovering that your favorite dad joke has a profound philosophical undertone – a realization that leaves you simultaneously amused and contemplative. Like a well-timed quip, the statistical evidence of this correlation coefficient of 0.9833928 and p < 0.01 invites further examination and perhaps a wry chuckle at the enigmatic ways of scientific inquiry.
The study's findings promise to intrigue and inspire reflection, much like a clever dad joke that catches you off guard with its unexpected wit. We invite our readers to accompany us on this journey through data and analysis, as we uncover the surprising link between air quality in Dubuque and the use of LPG in Bhutan. After all, it's not every day that one encounters such an enthralling blend of environmental science, energy economics, and whimsical serendipity.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data from 1980 to 1988 revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9833928 between air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the use of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Bhutan. This exceptionally high correlation coefficient indicates a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. It's as though the air quality in Dubuque and the choice of fuel in Bhutan were involved in a cosmic dance, swirling around each other in an inexplicably harmonious rhythm.
Moreover, the r-squared value of 0.9670613 further bolsters the statistical significance of this relationship, suggesting that approximately 96.7% of the variation in air quality in Dubuque can be explained by the use of LPG in Bhutan. It's as if these two distant entities share a secret language, communicating their influence on each other with a subtle, yet undeniable, fluency.
The statistical significance test yielded a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that the observed correlation is highly unlikely to have occurred by random chance. This finding reinforces the validity of the relationship between air quality in Dubuque and LPG use in Bhutan, lending newfound credence to the idea that these two seemingly distinct phenomena are, in fact, intertwined. One might even say they're "tanked" together in a symbiotic relationship.
Figure 1 presents a scatterplot illustrating the strong correlation between air quality in Dubuque and the use of LPG in Bhutan. The cluster of data points aligns closely with the linear trend line, illustrating the tight bond between these variables. It's as though they're holding hands across continents, refusing to be divided by the vast expanse of land and sea.
In sum, our findings underscore the unexpected connection between air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the utilization of Liquefied Petroleum Gas in Bhutan. This whimsical association between two geographically distant and culturally distinct entities serves as a captivating reminder of the unconventional relationships that can emerge in the realm of scientific inquiry. As we wrap up this investigation, we leave you with a fitting dad joke: Why did the LPG go to therapy? Because it had issues with its atmosphere!

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has illuminated a striking association between the air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the use of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Bhutan. We have demonstrated a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9833928 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a significant and robust relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. It appears that the air in Dubuque and the LPG in Bhutan are more intertwined than a pair of earbuds left in a pocket too long.

These findings not only challenge conventional wisdom but also emphasize the importance of considering global interconnectedness when examining environmental and energy-related phenomena. After all, who would have thought that the atmosphere in an Iowa city and a fuel choice in the Himalayas could be so intimately linked? It's enough to make even the most steadfast researcher do a double take, much like finding an unexpected punchline in a complex mathematical equation.

As we conclude this investigation, it is clear that further research in this area is unnecessary. Our analysis has shed ample light on this surprising relationship, leaving no stone unturned in our quest for understanding. It seems that the mysteries of the LPG-air quality connection have been unraveled, much like a perfectly timed dad joke that catches you off guard with its undeniable cleverness. Therefore, we assert that the evidence has spoken, much like a well-timed punchline, and it's time to say, "That's all, folks!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Linking LPG in Bhutan to Air Quality in Dubuque: A Lighthearted Look at a Surprising Connection. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Eclectic Environmental Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Linking LPG in Bhutan to Air Quality in Dubuque: A Lighthearted Look at a Surprising Connection. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Global Institute for Cross-Cultural Environmental Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Linking LPG in Bhutan to Air Quality in Dubuque: A Lighthearted Look at a Surprising Connection with an abstract of This study investigates the unexpected connection between air quality in Dubuque, Iowa, and the use of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Bhutan. We delve into this unusual pairing to see if there's more than meets the eye – or the nose, for that matter. Our research team, armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, set out to answer this burning question. After all, it's not every day you find yourself pondering the correlation between the air in a Midwestern city and the fuel choice in the Land of the Thunder Dragon.
Analyzing the data from 1980 to 1988, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9833928 and p < 0.01, providing statistical evidence of a significant relationship between these seemingly disparate factors. It seems that when it comes to air quality, Iowa and Bhutan are closer than we thought – dare we say, they're 'tied' together? And when LPG enters the equation, the plot thickens like a particularly noxious smog. Our findings raise eyebrows and prompt more questions, leaving us to ponder the cosmic significance of this whimsical correlation.
In conclusion, our study sheds light on an unexpected association between distant locations and seemingly unrelated variables. It's a reminder that the world of research is full of surprises, and sometimes, the most unusual connections can lead to meaningful insights. As we wrap up this peculiar exploration, we leave you with a dad joke to ponder: What did the LPG say to the polluted air? "I'm gas-tronomically disappointed in your quality!

ChatGPT:

Liquefied Petroleum Gas Bhutan, Air Quality Dubuque, Iowa, LPG correlation air quality, Environmental Protection Agency data, Energy Information Administration data, air quality correlation coefficient, LPG fuel choice Bhutan, statistical evidence air quality correlation, Iowa Bhutan air quality relationship, unexpected research connections, unusual research findings, whimsical correlation research, surprising research insights

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Air quality in Dubuque, Iowa
Detailed data title: Percentage of days with good or moderate air quality in Dubuque, IA
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air quality in Dubuque, Iowa

Liquefied petroleum gas used in Bhutan
Detailed data title: Volume of liquefied petroleum gas used consumed in Bhutan in millions of barrels per day
Source: Energy Information Administration
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Correlation r = 0.9833928 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9670613 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 96.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Liquefied petroleum gas used in Bhutan) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air quality in Dubuque, Iowa) over the 9 years from 1980 through 1988.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.9E-6. 0.0000019122522118917500000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.98 in 0.00019% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 522,944 random variables You don't actually need 522 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 8 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 8 because we have two variables measured over a period of 9 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.92, 1 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
198019811982198319841985198619871988
Air quality in Dubuque, Iowa (Good air quality)96.721310099.709399.694299.3569100100100100
Liquefied petroleum gas used in Bhutan (Million Barrels/Day)0.006065460.06065460.06065460.06065460.06065460.06065460.063560.063560.06338




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Very low n: There are not many data points included in this analysis. Even if the p-value is high, we should be suspicious of using so few datapoints in a correlation.
  5. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([96.7213,100,99.7093,99.6942,99.3569,100,100,100,100,])
array_2 = np.array([0.00606546,0.0606546,0.0606546,0.0606546,0.0606546,0.0606546,0.06356,0.06356,0.06338,])
array_1_name = "Air quality in Dubuque, Iowa"
array_2_name = "Liquefied petroleum gas used in Bhutan"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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