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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Longview, Washington and the second variable is Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'.  The chart goes from 2004 to 2020, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

People were using toilet paper to filter the air, leading to a sudden shortage.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of an otherworldly cityscape in Longview, Washington, enveloped in a shroud of dense, iridescent smoke. The smoke swirls and dances around towering skyscrapers while people below are depicted urgently searching on their phones, their faces illuminated by the faint glow of the screens. Some individuals can be seen clutching precious rolls of toilet paper, which are being repurposed as makeshift filters against the thick, choking haze. The scene evokes a sense of urgency and desperation amidst a fantastical setting. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in Longview, Washington and Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Sci-fi fantacy Voxel art Realistic Cubism Sci-fi fantacy
ChatGPT: Sci-fi fantacy

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in Longview, Washington and Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper', in the following situation: People were using toilet paper to filter the air, leading to a sudden shortage.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Longview, Washington, thick smoke from air pollution hangs in the air, obscuring the view of the town. Amidst the haze, people are seen frantically searching on their phones for "where to buy toilet paper". Some are using the toilet paper to filter the smoke, causing a sudden shortage in the town.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Sci-fi fantacy ] and depicting this scene: In Longview, Washington, thick smoke from air pollution hangs in the air, obscuring the view of the town. Amidst the haze, people are seen frantically searching on their phones for "where to buy toilet paper". Some are using the toilet paper to filter the smoke, causing a sudden shortage in the town. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of an otherworldly cityscape in Longview, Washington, enveloped in a shroud of dense, iridescent smoke. The smoke swirls and dances around towering skyscrapers while people below are depicted urgently searching on their phones, their faces illuminated by the faint glow of the screens. Some individuals can be seen clutching precious rolls of toilet paper, which are being repurposed as makeshift filters against the thick, choking haze. The scene evokes a sense of urgency and desperation amidst a fantastical setting.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Air pollution in Longview, Washington caused where to buy toilet paper (Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper') to increase. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Air-a-Soft-on-Wipe: An Analysis of Air Pollution in Longview, Washington and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'Where to Buy Toilet Paper'

The Journal of Environmental Humor and Quirky Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Longview, Washington and Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9675304 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2020.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The "Air-a-Soft-on-Wipe: An Analysis of Air Pollution in Longview, Washington and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'Where to Buy Toilet Paper'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unexpected intersection of air pollution and consumer behavior by examining the relationship between levels of air pollution in Longview, Washington, and the frequency of Google searches for "where to buy toilet paper." Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we have uncovered a surprising connection that will leave you breathless. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9675304 (p < 0.01) over a 16-year period, illuminating the pervasive impact of air quality on toilet paper purchasing patterns. This analysis sheds light on the unexpected ways in which environmental factors can influence daily necessities, and may even provide insight into future trends in consumer behavior – a breath of fresh air in the field of environmental economics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Longview, Washington and Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The "Air-a-Soft-on-Wipe: An Analysis of Air Pollution in Longview, Washington and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'Where to Buy Toilet Paper'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unexpected intersection of air pollution and consumer behavior by examining the relationship between levels of air pollution in Longview, Washington, and the frequency of Google searches for "where to buy toilet paper." Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we have uncovered a surprising connection that will leave you breathless. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9675304 (p < 0.01) over a 16-year period, illuminating the pervasive impact of air quality on toilet paper purchasing patterns. This analysis sheds light on the unexpected ways in which environmental factors can influence daily necessities, and may even provide insight into future trends in consumer behavior – a breath of fresh air in the field of environmental economics.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The modern world is a complex tapestry of interconnected systems, wherein seemingly disparate phenomena can unexpectedly intersect. Take, for instance, the unassuming city of Longview, Washington, where the gentle waft of pine trees is often overshadowed by the less fragrant presence of industrial air pollution. Amidst this olfactory conundrum, a peculiar correlation has emerged, one that has left us pondering whether to attribute it to mere happenstance or to a more, dare we say, tangible link. Yes, we are speaking of the remarkable association between air pollution in Longview, Washington, and the frequency of Google searches for that most humble of household articles - toilet paper.

At first glance, the juxtaposition of air quality and toilet paper consumption may seem as incongruous as a petunia in an onion patch. However, upon closer inspection, an intriguing pattern begins to emerge. As the world grappled with the proverbial "inconvenience" of the COVID-19 pandemic, the humble roll of toilet paper found itself thrust into the limelight, attaining a degree of fame that would make many a reality TV star envious. It was during this time, amid a swirl of panic-buying, hoarding, and a palpable sense of urgency, that we noticed a curious trend in the digital sphere - a surge in Google searches for "where to buy toilet paper."

Inspired by this confounding correlation, we embarked on a quest to unravel the mystery, armed with statistical rigor and a healthy dose of curiosity. Our study aims not only to probe the curious connection between air pollution levels and the quest for the perfect roll but also to examine the underlying economic and behavioral implications of this seemingly whimsical association.

And so, we invite you to accompany us on this unexpected journey, as we scrutinize the threads that tie together air pollution, consumer behavior, and the unassuming yet indispensable item that is the trusty roll of toilet paper. Prepare to be enlightened, amused, and perhaps bemused, as we shed light on an unexpected knot in the fabric of environmental economics. Let us embark on this whimsical adventure, one that will leave you breathless yet charmed – much like the gentle zephyrs of Longview, Washington, carrying within them the odorous nuggets of a most peculiar correlation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Longview, Washington and Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The "Air-a-Soft-on-Wipe: An Analysis of Air Pollution in Longview, Washington and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'Where to Buy Toilet Paper'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unexpected intersection of air pollution and consumer behavior by examining the relationship between levels of air pollution in Longview, Washington, and the frequency of Google searches for "where to buy toilet paper." Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we have uncovered a surprising connection that will leave you breathless. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9675304 (p < 0.01) over a 16-year period, illuminating the pervasive impact of air quality on toilet paper purchasing patterns. This analysis sheds light on the unexpected ways in which environmental factors can influence daily necessities, and may even provide insight into future trends in consumer behavior – a breath of fresh air in the field of environmental economics.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The modern world is a complex tapestry of interconnected systems, wherein seemingly disparate phenomena can unexpectedly intersect. Take, for instance, the unassuming city of Longview, Washington, where the gentle waft of pine trees is often overshadowed by the less fragrant presence of industrial air pollution. Amidst this olfactory conundrum, a peculiar correlation has emerged, one that has left us pondering whether to attribute it to mere happenstance or to a more, dare we say, tangible link. Yes, we are speaking of the remarkable association between air pollution in Longview, Washington, and the frequency of Google searches for that most humble of household articles - toilet paper.
At first glance, the juxtaposition of air quality and toilet paper consumption may seem as incongruous as a petunia in an onion patch. However, upon closer inspection, an intriguing pattern begins to emerge. As the world grappled with the proverbial "inconvenience" of the COVID-19 pandemic, the humble roll of toilet paper found itself thrust into the limelight, attaining a degree of fame that would make many a reality TV star envious. It was during this time, amid a swirl of panic-buying, hoarding, and a palpable sense of urgency, that we noticed a curious trend in the digital sphere - a surge in Google searches for "where to buy toilet paper."
Inspired by this confounding correlation, we embarked on a quest to unravel the mystery, armed with statistical rigor and a healthy dose of curiosity. Our study aims not only to probe the curious connection between air pollution levels and the quest for the perfect roll but also to examine the underlying economic and behavioral implications of this seemingly whimsical association.
And so, we invite you to accompany us on this unexpected journey, as we scrutinize the threads that tie together air pollution, consumer behavior, and the unassuming yet indispensable item that is the trusty roll of toilet paper. Prepare to be enlightened, amused, and perhaps bemused, as we shed light on an unexpected knot in the fabric of environmental economics. Let us embark on this whimsical adventure, one that will leave you breathless yet charmed – much like the gentle zephyrs of Longview, Washington, carrying within them the odorous nuggets of a most peculiar correlation.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "The Impact of Air Pollution on Consumer Behavior" by Smith et al., the authors find a compelling link between air quality and consumer choices. Smith et al. note that deteriorating air quality can have far-reaching effects on purchasing patterns, potentially influencing the decision-making process of various consumer goods. Similarly, Doe and Jones, in "The Economics of Environmental Factors," highlight the intricate interplay between environmental conditions and consumer behaviors, shedding light on the subtle yet significant impact of air pollution on the economy at large.

Delving into the world of non-fiction books, "The Big Necessity: The Unmentionable World of Human Waste and Why It Matters" by Rose George, and "The Economics of the Environment" by Peter Berck and Gloria Helfand provide valuable insights into the relationship between environmental factors and consumer behaviors, albeit in a more sober and less whimsical manner.

On a seemingly tangential note, the fictional works "Cloud Atlas" by David Mitchell and "The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle" by Haruki Murakami, offer a whimsical exploration of interconnectedness, echoing the unexpected intersections we aim to unravel in this study. Furthermore, TV shows such as "How It's Made" and "Parks and Recreation" – while not directly related to our subject matter – have provided the authors with countless hours of inspiration and momentary distractions.

As we journey through the labyrinth of literature on this subject, we dare say that the findings we have uncovered are as surprising as finding a toilet paper roll in a pine-scented gust – a revelation both unexpected and oddly delightful. Now, let us venture further down the rabbit hole of research, where the seemingly mundane intersects with the intriguing, and statistical analysis meets whimsy.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Longview, Washington and Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends . You used data from 2004 to 2020

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The "Air-a-Soft-on-Wipe: An Analysis of Air Pollution in Longview, Washington and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'Where to Buy Toilet Paper'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unexpected intersection of air pollution and consumer behavior by examining the relationship between levels of air pollution in Longview, Washington, and the frequency of Google searches for "where to buy toilet paper." Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we have uncovered a surprising connection that will leave you breathless. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9675304 (p < 0.01) over a 16-year period, illuminating the pervasive impact of air quality on toilet paper purchasing patterns. This analysis sheds light on the unexpected ways in which environmental factors can influence daily necessities, and may even provide insight into future trends in consumer behavior – a breath of fresh air in the field of environmental economics.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The modern world is a complex tapestry of interconnected systems, wherein seemingly disparate phenomena can unexpectedly intersect. Take, for instance, the unassuming city of Longview, Washington, where the gentle waft of pine trees is often overshadowed by the less fragrant presence of industrial air pollution. Amidst this olfactory conundrum, a peculiar correlation has emerged, one that has left us pondering whether to attribute it to mere happenstance or to a more, dare we say, tangible link. Yes, we are speaking of the remarkable association between air pollution in Longview, Washington, and the frequency of Google searches for that most humble of household articles - toilet paper.
At first glance, the juxtaposition of air quality and toilet paper consumption may seem as incongruous as a petunia in an onion patch. However, upon closer inspection, an intriguing pattern begins to emerge. As the world grappled with the proverbial "inconvenience" of the COVID-19 pandemic, the humble roll of toilet paper found itself thrust into the limelight, attaining a degree of fame that would make many a reality TV star envious. It was during this time, amid a swirl of panic-buying, hoarding, and a palpable sense of urgency, that we noticed a curious trend in the digital sphere - a surge in Google searches for "where to buy toilet paper."
Inspired by this confounding correlation, we embarked on a quest to unravel the mystery, armed with statistical rigor and a healthy dose of curiosity. Our study aims not only to probe the curious connection between air pollution levels and the quest for the perfect roll but also to examine the underlying economic and behavioral implications of this seemingly whimsical association.
And so, we invite you to accompany us on this unexpected journey, as we scrutinize the threads that tie together air pollution, consumer behavior, and the unassuming yet indispensable item that is the trusty roll of toilet paper. Prepare to be enlightened, amused, and perhaps bemused, as we shed light on an unexpected knot in the fabric of environmental economics. Let us embark on this whimsical adventure, one that will leave you breathless yet charmed – much like the gentle zephyrs of Longview, Washington, carrying within them the odorous nuggets of a most peculiar correlation.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To embark on our whimsical odyssey into the realm of air quality and toilet paper purchasing patterns, we sought to employ a blend of statistical analysis and technological sorcery to unravel the enigmatic connection between these seemingly unrelated domains.

First, we gathered data on air pollution levels in the quaint city of Longview, Washington, from the venerable Environmental Protection Agency (EPA). Armed with these quantitative nuggets of atmospheric intrigue, we gazed into the digital oracle known as Google Trends, where we uncovered the frequency of searches for the elusive term "where to buy toilet paper" within the same geographic domain.

Now, to stir this pot of statistical stew, we invoked the mighty powers of correlation analysis. By subjecting our data to this formidable statistical furnace, we sought to reveal any hidden patterns, like a spelunker in the caverns of Monte Cristo.

Our study was not content to merely dance on the surface of statistics; we delved into the depths of temporal trends using time-series analysis. This entailed uncovering the ebb and flow of both air pollution levels and toilet paper-related queries across the expanse of sixteen years, yielding insights that may leave you rolling in laughter, or at least rolling in the aisles of your local convenience store.

Furthermore, we endeavored to control for extraneous factors that might confound our analysis, akin to plucking the unsavory peas from a particularly tangled statistical pod. Variables such as population growth, economic indicators, and even fads in bathroom renovation styles were considered in our attempt to distill the pure essence of this peculiar correlation.

Finally, to ensure the robustness of our findings, we performed sensitivity analysis and a battery of statistical tests, ferreting out any vulnerabilities like a diligent groundskeeper plucking weeds from a garden of p-values.

In sum, our methodology combined the finesse of statistical analysis with the whimsical flair of investigating the unexpected, resulting in a synthesis of science, chuckles, and everyday observations that leaves you sitting on the edge of your metaphorical seat – or perhaps the edge of an artfully folded sheet of toilet tissue.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Longview, Washington and Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends .

For the time period 2004 to 2020, you found a correlation 0.9675304, r-squared of 0.9361152, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The "Air-a-Soft-on-Wipe: An Analysis of Air Pollution in Longview, Washington and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'Where to Buy Toilet Paper'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unexpected intersection of air pollution and consumer behavior by examining the relationship between levels of air pollution in Longview, Washington, and the frequency of Google searches for "where to buy toilet paper." Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we have uncovered a surprising connection that will leave you breathless. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9675304 (p < 0.01) over a 16-year period, illuminating the pervasive impact of air quality on toilet paper purchasing patterns. This analysis sheds light on the unexpected ways in which environmental factors can influence daily necessities, and may even provide insight into future trends in consumer behavior – a breath of fresh air in the field of environmental economics.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The modern world is a complex tapestry of interconnected systems, wherein seemingly disparate phenomena can unexpectedly intersect. Take, for instance, the unassuming city of Longview, Washington, where the gentle waft of pine trees is often overshadowed by the less fragrant presence of industrial air pollution. Amidst this olfactory conundrum, a peculiar correlation has emerged, one that has left us pondering whether to attribute it to mere happenstance or to a more, dare we say, tangible link. Yes, we are speaking of the remarkable association between air pollution in Longview, Washington, and the frequency of Google searches for that most humble of household articles - toilet paper.
At first glance, the juxtaposition of air quality and toilet paper consumption may seem as incongruous as a petunia in an onion patch. However, upon closer inspection, an intriguing pattern begins to emerge. As the world grappled with the proverbial "inconvenience" of the COVID-19 pandemic, the humble roll of toilet paper found itself thrust into the limelight, attaining a degree of fame that would make many a reality TV star envious. It was during this time, amid a swirl of panic-buying, hoarding, and a palpable sense of urgency, that we noticed a curious trend in the digital sphere - a surge in Google searches for "where to buy toilet paper."
Inspired by this confounding correlation, we embarked on a quest to unravel the mystery, armed with statistical rigor and a healthy dose of curiosity. Our study aims not only to probe the curious connection between air pollution levels and the quest for the perfect roll but also to examine the underlying economic and behavioral implications of this seemingly whimsical association.
And so, we invite you to accompany us on this unexpected journey, as we scrutinize the threads that tie together air pollution, consumer behavior, and the unassuming yet indispensable item that is the trusty roll of toilet paper. Prepare to be enlightened, amused, and perhaps bemused, as we shed light on an unexpected knot in the fabric of environmental economics. Let us embark on this whimsical adventure, one that will leave you breathless yet charmed – much like the gentle zephyrs of Longview, Washington, carrying within them the odorous nuggets of a most peculiar correlation.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our analysis revealed a striking correlation between air pollution in Longview, Washington and Google searches for "where to buy toilet paper." Over the 16-year period from 2004 to 2020, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.9675304, with an r-squared value of 0.9361152 and a p-value of less than 0.01, signifying a highly significant relationship. The strong positive correlation indicates that as air pollution levels increase, so do the Google searches for this most essential of household items.

Notably, the scatterplot shown in Figure 1 visually captures the robust relationship between air pollution and the quest for toilet paper. This figure serves as a clear illustration of the pronounced positive correlation, leaving little room for doubt that the two seemingly unrelated factors are inextricably intertwined. The figure (Fig. 1) gives a compelling visual representation of the "Air-a-Soft-on-Wipe" phenomenon.

The findings of our study underscore the unexpected and humorous ways in which environmental factors can influence consumer behavior. While the connection may raise a few eyebrows, it reminds us that in the intricate web of economic and environmental forces, the most unsuspecting pairings can yield illuminating insights.

This research not only elucidates the peculiar relationship between air pollution and toilet paper purchasing patterns but also prompts us to contemplate the broader implications for understanding the impact of environmental factors on consumer decision-making. Our results provide a whimsical yet thought-provoking addition to the field of environmental economics, inviting further exploration into the whimsical world of consumer behavior and the sometimes surprising cues that shape it.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Longview, Washington and Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The "Air-a-Soft-on-Wipe: An Analysis of Air Pollution in Longview, Washington and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'Where to Buy Toilet Paper'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unexpected intersection of air pollution and consumer behavior by examining the relationship between levels of air pollution in Longview, Washington, and the frequency of Google searches for "where to buy toilet paper." Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we have uncovered a surprising connection that will leave you breathless. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9675304 (p < 0.01) over a 16-year period, illuminating the pervasive impact of air quality on toilet paper purchasing patterns. This analysis sheds light on the unexpected ways in which environmental factors can influence daily necessities, and may even provide insight into future trends in consumer behavior – a breath of fresh air in the field of environmental economics.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "The Impact of Air Pollution on Consumer Behavior" by Smith et al., the authors find a compelling link between air quality and consumer choices. Smith et al. note that deteriorating air quality can have far-reaching effects on purchasing patterns, potentially influencing the decision-making process of various consumer goods. Similarly, Doe and Jones, in "The Economics of Environmental Factors," highlight the intricate interplay between environmental conditions and consumer behaviors, shedding light on the subtle yet significant impact of air pollution on the economy at large.
Delving into the world of non-fiction books, "The Big Necessity: The Unmentionable World of Human Waste and Why It Matters" by Rose George, and "The Economics of the Environment" by Peter Berck and Gloria Helfand provide valuable insights into the relationship between environmental factors and consumer behaviors, albeit in a more sober and less whimsical manner.
On a seemingly tangential note, the fictional works "Cloud Atlas" by David Mitchell and "The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle" by Haruki Murakami, offer a whimsical exploration of interconnectedness, echoing the unexpected intersections we aim to unravel in this study. Furthermore, TV shows such as "How It's Made" and "Parks and Recreation" – while not directly related to our subject matter – have provided the authors with countless hours of inspiration and momentary distractions.
As we journey through the labyrinth of literature on this subject, we dare say that the findings we have uncovered are as surprising as finding a toilet paper roll in a pine-scented gust – a revelation both unexpected and oddly delightful. Now, let us venture further down the rabbit hole of research, where the seemingly mundane intersects with the intriguing, and statistical analysis meets whimsy.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis revealed a striking correlation between air pollution in Longview, Washington and Google searches for "where to buy toilet paper." Over the 16-year period from 2004 to 2020, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.9675304, with an r-squared value of 0.9361152 and a p-value of less than 0.01, signifying a highly significant relationship. The strong positive correlation indicates that as air pollution levels increase, so do the Google searches for this most essential of household items.
Notably, the scatterplot shown in Figure 1 visually captures the robust relationship between air pollution and the quest for toilet paper. This figure serves as a clear illustration of the pronounced positive correlation, leaving little room for doubt that the two seemingly unrelated factors are inextricably intertwined. The figure (Fig. 1) gives a compelling visual representation of the "Air-a-Soft-on-Wipe" phenomenon.
The findings of our study underscore the unexpected and humorous ways in which environmental factors can influence consumer behavior. While the connection may raise a few eyebrows, it reminds us that in the intricate web of economic and environmental forces, the most unsuspecting pairings can yield illuminating insights.
This research not only elucidates the peculiar relationship between air pollution and toilet paper purchasing patterns but also prompts us to contemplate the broader implications for understanding the impact of environmental factors on consumer decision-making. Our results provide a whimsical yet thought-provoking addition to the field of environmental economics, inviting further exploration into the whimsical world of consumer behavior and the sometimes surprising cues that shape it.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

Ah, the air is rife with possibilities! In the comedy of errors that is the world of environmental economics, it is often the most unexpected pairings that lead to the greatest revelations. Our findings not only confirm, but practically embrace, the insights from esteemed researchers such as Smith et al. and Doe and Jones, who have long championed the notion that air quality plays a pivotal role in shaping consumer behavior. And here we are, adding a whimsical twist by showing that when air pollution levels rise, so too does the demand for the humble roll of toilet paper.

Our "Air-a-Soft-on-Wipe" phenomenon, captured elegantly in the scatterplot in Figure 1, hints at the unassuming yet robust relationship between environmental factors and consumer preferences. It leaves one pondering, much like a character in a Murakami novel, the curious interconnectedness of it all. As George and Berck and Helfand have each in their own way explored, environmental factors truly do permeate our choices in unexpected ways – this study just happened to add a toilet paper roll to the mix for a touch of wit.

Indeed, one cannot help but be reminded of the musings of Mitchell and the zany antics of the parks department in "Parks and Recreation" as we traverse this hitherto uncharted terrain of air pollution and toilet paper quests. The unexpected and humorous twists that emerge from this analysis not only enrich the field of environmental economics, but also remind us to approach research with a sense of curiosity and perhaps a touch of whimsy.

In the grand scheme of things, our study serves as a lighthearted yet substantive addition to the body of knowledge surrounding the unseen influence of air pollution on the quirks of consumer behavior. As we continue to map out the intricate relationships between environmental factors and economic decisions, it is these seemingly whimsical investigations that can pave the way for broader insights and deeper understanding.

So there you have it, a breath of fresh air in the field of environmental economics – and a reminder that in the world of research, even a roll of toilet paper can serve as a beacon of enlightenment in the midst of the statistical humdrum.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Longview, Washington and Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The "Air-a-Soft-on-Wipe: An Analysis of Air Pollution in Longview, Washington and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'Where to Buy Toilet Paper'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unexpected intersection of air pollution and consumer behavior by examining the relationship between levels of air pollution in Longview, Washington, and the frequency of Google searches for "where to buy toilet paper." Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we have uncovered a surprising connection that will leave you breathless. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9675304 (p < 0.01) over a 16-year period, illuminating the pervasive impact of air quality on toilet paper purchasing patterns. This analysis sheds light on the unexpected ways in which environmental factors can influence daily necessities, and may even provide insight into future trends in consumer behavior – a breath of fresh air in the field of environmental economics.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The modern world is a complex tapestry of interconnected systems, wherein seemingly disparate phenomena can unexpectedly intersect. Take, for instance, the unassuming city of Longview, Washington, where the gentle waft of pine trees is often overshadowed by the less fragrant presence of industrial air pollution. Amidst this olfactory conundrum, a peculiar correlation has emerged, one that has left us pondering whether to attribute it to mere happenstance or to a more, dare we say, tangible link. Yes, we are speaking of the remarkable association between air pollution in Longview, Washington, and the frequency of Google searches for that most humble of household articles - toilet paper.
At first glance, the juxtaposition of air quality and toilet paper consumption may seem as incongruous as a petunia in an onion patch. However, upon closer inspection, an intriguing pattern begins to emerge. As the world grappled with the proverbial "inconvenience" of the COVID-19 pandemic, the humble roll of toilet paper found itself thrust into the limelight, attaining a degree of fame that would make many a reality TV star envious. It was during this time, amid a swirl of panic-buying, hoarding, and a palpable sense of urgency, that we noticed a curious trend in the digital sphere - a surge in Google searches for "where to buy toilet paper."
Inspired by this confounding correlation, we embarked on a quest to unravel the mystery, armed with statistical rigor and a healthy dose of curiosity. Our study aims not only to probe the curious connection between air pollution levels and the quest for the perfect roll but also to examine the underlying economic and behavioral implications of this seemingly whimsical association.
And so, we invite you to accompany us on this unexpected journey, as we scrutinize the threads that tie together air pollution, consumer behavior, and the unassuming yet indispensable item that is the trusty roll of toilet paper. Prepare to be enlightened, amused, and perhaps bemused, as we shed light on an unexpected knot in the fabric of environmental economics. Let us embark on this whimsical adventure, one that will leave you breathless yet charmed – much like the gentle zephyrs of Longview, Washington, carrying within them the odorous nuggets of a most peculiar correlation.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis revealed a striking correlation between air pollution in Longview, Washington and Google searches for "where to buy toilet paper." Over the 16-year period from 2004 to 2020, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.9675304, with an r-squared value of 0.9361152 and a p-value of less than 0.01, signifying a highly significant relationship. The strong positive correlation indicates that as air pollution levels increase, so do the Google searches for this most essential of household items.
Notably, the scatterplot shown in Figure 1 visually captures the robust relationship between air pollution and the quest for toilet paper. This figure serves as a clear illustration of the pronounced positive correlation, leaving little room for doubt that the two seemingly unrelated factors are inextricably intertwined. The figure (Fig. 1) gives a compelling visual representation of the "Air-a-Soft-on-Wipe" phenomenon.
The findings of our study underscore the unexpected and humorous ways in which environmental factors can influence consumer behavior. While the connection may raise a few eyebrows, it reminds us that in the intricate web of economic and environmental forces, the most unsuspecting pairings can yield illuminating insights.
This research not only elucidates the peculiar relationship between air pollution and toilet paper purchasing patterns but also prompts us to contemplate the broader implications for understanding the impact of environmental factors on consumer decision-making. Our results provide a whimsical yet thought-provoking addition to the field of environmental economics, inviting further exploration into the whimsical world of consumer behavior and the sometimes surprising cues that shape it.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has unveiled an unexpected, yet undeniably tangible, correlation between air pollution in Longview, Washington and Google searches for "where to buy toilet paper." As we breathe in the heady aroma of statistical significance, we cannot help but marvel at the whimsical dance of consumer behavior in the midst of environmental influence.

While the connection between air quality and the quest for the perfect roll may evoke laughter, it also serves as a poignant reminder of the hidden influencers in the marketplace. This unusual correlation has left us with a sense of both amusement and humility, as we realize that the air we breathe can indeed shape the products we seek to procure for our personal sanctuaries.

The "Air-a-Soft-on-Wipe" phenomenon, as we affectionately term it, has not only broadened our understanding of the interconnectedness of environmental and consumer realms but has also elicited a chuckle or two from our colleagues. We have demonstrated that even the most obscure connections can hold surprising relevance, much like finding an unexpected treasure in a dusty attic.

This revelatory correlation presents itself as a gentle reminder that in the world of empirical inquiry, there is always room for the unexpected and the whimsical. Let us not overlook the potential for hilarity and enlightenment to coexist, just as air pollution and toilet paper inquiries have coalesced in a statistical tango.

In light of these findings, we assert with utmost confidence that no further research is needed in this area. For as the saying goes, when it comes to the relationship between air pollution and toilet paper quests, "the evidence wafts in the wind, leaving a scent of statistical finality."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Air-a-Soft-on-Wipe: An Analysis of Air Pollution in Longview, Washington and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'Where to Buy Toilet Paper'. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Environmental Humor and Quirky Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Air-a-Soft-on-Wipe: An Analysis of Air Pollution in Longview, Washington and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'Where to Buy Toilet Paper'. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Sustainable Hygiene and Environmental Analysis


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Air-a-Soft-on-Wipe: An Analysis of Air Pollution in Longview, Washington and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'Where to Buy Toilet Paper' with an abstract of In this study, we delve into the unexpected intersection of air pollution and consumer behavior by examining the relationship between levels of air pollution in Longview, Washington, and the frequency of Google searches for "where to buy toilet paper." Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we have uncovered a surprising connection that will leave you breathless. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9675304 (p < 0.01) over a 16-year period, illuminating the pervasive impact of air quality on toilet paper purchasing patterns. This analysis sheds light on the unexpected ways in which environmental factors can influence daily necessities, and may even provide insight into future trends in consumer behavior – a breath of fresh air in the field of environmental economics.

ChatGPT:

Longview, Washington, air pollution, Google searches, toilet paper purchasing, correlation analysis, environmental impact, consumer behavior, EPA data, Google Trends, air quality, environmental economics, consumer trends

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Data details

Air pollution in Longview, Washington
Detailed data title: Percentage of days 'unhealthy' or worse air quality in Longview, WA
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Longview, Washington

Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'

Correlation r = 0.9675304 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9361152 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 93.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Longview, Washington) over the 17 years from 2004 through 2020.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.3E-10. 0.0000000002289561023159834000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.97 in 2.3E-8% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 4,367,649,475 random variables You don't actually need 4 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 16 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 16 because we have two variables measured over a period of 17 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.91, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20042005200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020
Air pollution in Longview, Washington (Bad air quality days)00000000000000.002739730.0054794500.0218579
Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper' (Rel. search volume)0.3333330.5833330.3333330.083333300.3333330.50.2510.83333311111112.5833




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Confounding variable: 2020 is particularly different from the other years on this graph. Confounding variables (like global pandemics) will cause two variables to look connected when in fact a "sneaky third" variable is influencing both of them behind the scenes.
  5. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0.00273973,0.00547945,0,0.0218579,])
array_2 = np.array([0.333333,0.583333,0.333333,0.0833333,0,0.333333,0.5,0.25,1,0.833333,1,1,1,1,1,1,12.5833,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Longview, Washington"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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