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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan and the second variable is Google searches for 'ice bath'.  The chart goes from 2004 to 2023, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The toxic air prompted residents to seek unconventional forms of cooling off, leading to a surge in interest in the bracing benefits of ice baths. However the real reason is: People wanted to take ice baths to escape the polluted air and cool off.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a street in Lansing, Michigan, with a noticeable haze hanging in the air. Show people walking on the sidewalk, looking visibly uncomfortable with the polluted atmosphere. Additionally, depict a group of residents immersed in ice baths in a park or outdoor area as they seek relief from the oppressive air pollution. The scene should convey a sense of discomfort and the contrast between the hazy city and the cooling effects of the ice baths. The style should be hyper-realistic, capturing the details of the environment and the expressions of the people. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan and Google searches for 'ice bath'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cutsy graphics Charcoal Whimsical illustration Scalar art Hyper-realistic
ChatGPT: Hyper-realistic

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan and Google searches for 'ice bath', in the following situation: The toxic air prompted residents to seek unconventional forms of cooling off, leading to a surge in interest in the bracing benefits of ice baths. However the real reason is: People wanted to take ice baths to escape the polluted air and cool off.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Lansing, Michigan, hazy air hangs over the city as people seek relief from the pollution-filled atmosphere. Despite the discomfort, a surge of interest in "ice bath" Google searches emerges as residents turn to the bracing benefits of cold water to escape the oppressive air pollution and cool off.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Hyper-realistic ] and depicting this scene: In Lansing, Michigan, hazy air hangs over the city as people seek relief from the pollution-filled atmosphere. Despite the discomfort, a surge of interest in "ice bath" Google searches emerges as residents turn to the bracing benefits of cold water to escape the oppressive air pollution and cool off. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a street in Lansing, Michigan, with a noticeable haze hanging in the air. Show people walking on the sidewalk, looking visibly uncomfortable with the polluted atmosphere. Additionally, depict a group of residents immersed in ice baths in a park or outdoor area as they seek relief from the oppressive air pollution. The scene should convey a sense of discomfort and the contrast between the hazy city and the cooling effects of the ice baths. The style should be hyper-realistic, capturing the details of the environment and the expressions of the people.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan caused ice bath (Google searches for 'ice bath') to increase.\Make it sound serious until the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Chilling Effects: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and Searches for 'Ice Bath'

The Journal of Environmental Quirks and Curiosities

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan and Google searches for 'ice bath'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8037314 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2023.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Chilling Effects: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and Searches for 'Ice Bath'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present the findings of a study investigating the curious relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and online searches for 'ice bath.' Combining data from the Environmental Protection Agency with Google Trends, we sought to uncover any potential link between atmospheric conditions and individuals' propensity to seek respite in icy baths. The results revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8037314 and p < 0.01 over the time period spanning from 2004 to 2023.

Our analysis provides evidence of a compelling association between environmental air quality and the public's interest in alleviating the effects of pollution via unconventional means. While the direct causation remains unclear, the robust statistical significance prompts interesting considerations about human behavior in response to environmental stressors. This study sheds light on the unexpected ways in which individuals may seek relief, infusing a touch of quirkiness into the realm of environmental research.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan and Google searches for 'ice bath'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Chilling Effects: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and Searches for 'Ice Bath'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present the findings of a study investigating the curious relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and online searches for 'ice bath.' Combining data from the Environmental Protection Agency with Google Trends, we sought to uncover any potential link between atmospheric conditions and individuals' propensity to seek respite in icy baths. The results revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8037314 and p < 0.01 over the time period spanning from 2004 to 2023.

Our analysis provides evidence of a compelling association between environmental air quality and the public's interest in alleviating the effects of pollution via unconventional means. While the direct causation remains unclear, the robust statistical significance prompts interesting considerations about human behavior in response to environmental stressors. This study sheds light on the unexpected ways in which individuals may seek relief, infusing a touch of quirkiness into the realm of environmental research.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The relationship between environmental factors and human behavior has long been a subject of fascination and inquiry. In the realm of air pollution, researchers have tirelessly sought to grasp its far-reaching impacts on public health and well-being. However, amidst the serious investigations into respiratory illnesses and cardiovascular effects, there exists a curiosity that piques the imagination – the connection between air pollution and the peculiar inclination of individuals to seek solace in the frigid embrace of an ice bath.

As researchers, we are accustomed to delving into the complexities of statistical analysis, navigating the intricacies of environmental data, and deciphering the mysteries of human behavior. Yet, every so often, a topic emerges that elicits a raised eyebrow and a wry smile. The relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the online fervor for 'ice bath' searches is undoubtedly one such intriguing subject – a veritable conundrum wrapped in a frosty enigma, if you will.

This study embarks on a path less traveled, aiming to illuminate the correlation, or perhaps the frosty fusion, between air pollution and the digital quest for icy respite. Weaving together data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we endeavored to discern whether a chilling relationship exists between the miasma of pollution and the allure of plunging into bone-chilling waters.

With statistics as our compass and curiosity as our driving force, we set out to discern whether this unexpected association transcends mere happenstance and plunges into the realm of noteworthy significance. Thus, armed with empirical data and a willingness to navigate the peculiar, we present our findings with a dash of scientific rigor and a sprinkle of offbeat delight.

Join us in unraveling the frosty mysteries that lie within the correlation coefficients and p-values, as we contemplate the unexpected ways in which environmental conditions may provoke a digital quest for frosty solace. For in the world of scholarly pursuits, every so often, there emerges a pursuit that chills the intellect and warms the heart – a pursuit that, in the words of the great Frost, "makes all the difference."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan and Google searches for 'ice bath'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Chilling Effects: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and Searches for 'Ice Bath'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present the findings of a study investigating the curious relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and online searches for 'ice bath.' Combining data from the Environmental Protection Agency with Google Trends, we sought to uncover any potential link between atmospheric conditions and individuals' propensity to seek respite in icy baths. The results revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8037314 and p < 0.01 over the time period spanning from 2004 to 2023.

Our analysis provides evidence of a compelling association between environmental air quality and the public's interest in alleviating the effects of pollution via unconventional means. While the direct causation remains unclear, the robust statistical significance prompts interesting considerations about human behavior in response to environmental stressors. This study sheds light on the unexpected ways in which individuals may seek relief, infusing a touch of quirkiness into the realm of environmental research.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between environmental factors and human behavior has long been a subject of fascination and inquiry. In the realm of air pollution, researchers have tirelessly sought to grasp its far-reaching impacts on public health and well-being. However, amidst the serious investigations into respiratory illnesses and cardiovascular effects, there exists a curiosity that piques the imagination – the connection between air pollution and the peculiar inclination of individuals to seek solace in the frigid embrace of an ice bath.
As researchers, we are accustomed to delving into the complexities of statistical analysis, navigating the intricacies of environmental data, and deciphering the mysteries of human behavior. Yet, every so often, a topic emerges that elicits a raised eyebrow and a wry smile. The relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the online fervor for 'ice bath' searches is undoubtedly one such intriguing subject – a veritable conundrum wrapped in a frosty enigma, if you will.
This study embarks on a path less traveled, aiming to illuminate the correlation, or perhaps the frosty fusion, between air pollution and the digital quest for icy respite. Weaving together data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we endeavored to discern whether a chilling relationship exists between the miasma of pollution and the allure of plunging into bone-chilling waters.
With statistics as our compass and curiosity as our driving force, we set out to discern whether this unexpected association transcends mere happenstance and plunges into the realm of noteworthy significance. Thus, armed with empirical data and a willingness to navigate the peculiar, we present our findings with a dash of scientific rigor and a sprinkle of offbeat delight.
Join us in unraveling the frosty mysteries that lie within the correlation coefficients and p-values, as we contemplate the unexpected ways in which environmental conditions may provoke a digital quest for frosty solace. For in the world of scholarly pursuits, every so often, there emerges a pursuit that chills the intellect and warms the heart – a pursuit that, in the words of the great Frost, "makes all the difference."

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The purported correlation between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and online searches for 'ice bath' has sparked interest within the scholarly community, leading to a diverse array of investigations and inquiries into this curious junction of environmental conditions and digital pursuits. Smith et al. (2015) conducted a comprehensive study on the impact of air pollution on human behavior, delving into the potential psychological and physiological responses to atmospheric pollutants. Similarly, Doe and Jones (2018) explored the broader implications of air quality on public health, shedding light on the intricate interplay between environmental factors and human well-being.

Expanding beyond the traditional literature on air pollution, several non-fiction books have delved into the idiosyncrasies of human behavior in response to environmental stressors. In "The Hidden Life of Trees" by Peter Wohlleben, the author discusses the profound ways in which trees and natural surroundings influence human behavior, perhaps offering an arboreal perspective on the inclination towards icy respite. Furthermore, "The Sixth Extinction: An Unnatural History" by Elizabeth Kolbert provokes contemplation on the adaptive measures individuals may pursue in the face of ecological challenges, albeit with a focus on broader extinction events rather than personal comfort-seeking behaviors.

In the realm of fiction, the literary landscape offers intriguing narratives that draw parallels to the quest for frosty solace amidst environmental adversity. "The Snow Child" by Eowyn Ivey presents a whimsical tale of a child born from snow, evoking contemplation on the allure of wintry landscapes. While not directly related to air pollution, the novel poses captivating reflections on the human fascination with icy realms. Similarly, "The Road" by Cormac McCarthy encapsulates the struggles of survival in a desolate, post-apocalyptic world, offering indirect insights into the psychological dimensions of seeking respite amidst environmental desolation.

Additionally, informal observations gleaned from social media posts reveal a mix of lighthearted musings and genuine curiosity regarding the relationship between air pollution and the pursuit of 'ice bath' remedies. Several users on a popular microblogging platform humorously pondered whether donning a woolen cap while taking an ice bath might generate the same health benefits as breathing in fresh mountain air. While clearly veering into the realm of playful conjecture, these musings underscore the amalgamation of scientific inquiry and everyday humor that permeates discussions on environmental influences.

As the scholarly and literary landscapes converge to illuminate the enigmatic nexus of air pollution and 'ice bath' searches, our investigation endeavours to add a touch of empirical rigor to this colorful tableau. Through statistical analyses and data-driven insights, we embark on a journey to discern the chilly threads that intertwine environmental ambiance and digital pursuits, as we navigate the frosty depths of human responses to atmospheric challenges.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan and Google searches for 'ice bath'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends . You used data from 2004 to 2023

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Chilling Effects: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and Searches for 'Ice Bath'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present the findings of a study investigating the curious relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and online searches for 'ice bath.' Combining data from the Environmental Protection Agency with Google Trends, we sought to uncover any potential link between atmospheric conditions and individuals' propensity to seek respite in icy baths. The results revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8037314 and p < 0.01 over the time period spanning from 2004 to 2023.

Our analysis provides evidence of a compelling association between environmental air quality and the public's interest in alleviating the effects of pollution via unconventional means. While the direct causation remains unclear, the robust statistical significance prompts interesting considerations about human behavior in response to environmental stressors. This study sheds light on the unexpected ways in which individuals may seek relief, infusing a touch of quirkiness into the realm of environmental research.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between environmental factors and human behavior has long been a subject of fascination and inquiry. In the realm of air pollution, researchers have tirelessly sought to grasp its far-reaching impacts on public health and well-being. However, amidst the serious investigations into respiratory illnesses and cardiovascular effects, there exists a curiosity that piques the imagination – the connection between air pollution and the peculiar inclination of individuals to seek solace in the frigid embrace of an ice bath.
As researchers, we are accustomed to delving into the complexities of statistical analysis, navigating the intricacies of environmental data, and deciphering the mysteries of human behavior. Yet, every so often, a topic emerges that elicits a raised eyebrow and a wry smile. The relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the online fervor for 'ice bath' searches is undoubtedly one such intriguing subject – a veritable conundrum wrapped in a frosty enigma, if you will.
This study embarks on a path less traveled, aiming to illuminate the correlation, or perhaps the frosty fusion, between air pollution and the digital quest for icy respite. Weaving together data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we endeavored to discern whether a chilling relationship exists between the miasma of pollution and the allure of plunging into bone-chilling waters.
With statistics as our compass and curiosity as our driving force, we set out to discern whether this unexpected association transcends mere happenstance and plunges into the realm of noteworthy significance. Thus, armed with empirical data and a willingness to navigate the peculiar, we present our findings with a dash of scientific rigor and a sprinkle of offbeat delight.
Join us in unraveling the frosty mysteries that lie within the correlation coefficients and p-values, as we contemplate the unexpected ways in which environmental conditions may provoke a digital quest for frosty solace. For in the world of scholarly pursuits, every so often, there emerges a pursuit that chills the intellect and warms the heart – a pursuit that, in the words of the great Frost, "makes all the difference."

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the enigmatic link between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the cyber quest for 'ice bath' respite, our research team employed a multifaceted approach encompassing environmental data analysis and digital trend scrutiny. The synthesis of these disparate realms was no small feat, akin to blending ice cubes and hot cocoa – a frosty fusion, if you will.

Firstly, we delved into the annals of environmental records courtesy of the Environmental Protection Agency, extracting nuggets of atmospheric knowledge pertaining to air quality and pollutants. This process involved navigating through miasmas of data, akin to traversing a dense fog – a fitting metaphor given the subject of our inquiry. Our intrepid foray into these digital thickets allowed us to grasp the nuances of air pollution levels with a keen eye, akin to squinting through smoggy spectacles to discern the minutiae.

Simultaneously, our gaze shifted to the digital realm of Google Trends, where we observed the ebb and flow of searches for 'ice bath' – a curious endeavor that is, undoubtedly, a chillier pursuit than most digital inquiries. As we sifted through this trove of online quests for frigid relief, we meticulously noted the temporal trends, examining the fluctuations as one might scrutinize icy waters for ripples of statistical significance.

The convergence of these environmental and digital domains birthed a panorama of data spanning the years from 2004 to 2023, a veritable timeline of atmospheric vicissitudes and cyber yearnings for frosty redemption. Armed with this comprehensive dataset, we endeavored to unveil any potential association between the atmospheric miasma and the virtual quest for glacial solace.

Our statistical analysis, much like a scientific sleuth treading through a wintry labyrinth, involved the calculation of correlation coefficients and p-values to gauge the strength and significance of any identified relationships. This rigorous process sought to ascertain whether the observed patterns were truly rooted in statistical robustness or were mere ephemeral frost on the windows of happenstance.

It is with these methods, a concoction of environment exploration and digital delving, that we navigated the complexities of our investigation, peering through the metaphorical foggy windows of correlation and causation to shed light on this frosty phenomenon.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan and Google searches for 'ice bath'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends .

For the time period 2004 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.8037314, r-squared of 0.6459841, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Chilling Effects: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and Searches for 'Ice Bath'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present the findings of a study investigating the curious relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and online searches for 'ice bath.' Combining data from the Environmental Protection Agency with Google Trends, we sought to uncover any potential link between atmospheric conditions and individuals' propensity to seek respite in icy baths. The results revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8037314 and p < 0.01 over the time period spanning from 2004 to 2023.

Our analysis provides evidence of a compelling association between environmental air quality and the public's interest in alleviating the effects of pollution via unconventional means. While the direct causation remains unclear, the robust statistical significance prompts interesting considerations about human behavior in response to environmental stressors. This study sheds light on the unexpected ways in which individuals may seek relief, infusing a touch of quirkiness into the realm of environmental research.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The relationship between environmental factors and human behavior has long been a subject of fascination and inquiry. In the realm of air pollution, researchers have tirelessly sought to grasp its far-reaching impacts on public health and well-being. However, amidst the serious investigations into respiratory illnesses and cardiovascular effects, there exists a curiosity that piques the imagination – the connection between air pollution and the peculiar inclination of individuals to seek solace in the frigid embrace of an ice bath.
As researchers, we are accustomed to delving into the complexities of statistical analysis, navigating the intricacies of environmental data, and deciphering the mysteries of human behavior. Yet, every so often, a topic emerges that elicits a raised eyebrow and a wry smile. The relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the online fervor for 'ice bath' searches is undoubtedly one such intriguing subject – a veritable conundrum wrapped in a frosty enigma, if you will.
This study embarks on a path less traveled, aiming to illuminate the correlation, or perhaps the frosty fusion, between air pollution and the digital quest for icy respite. Weaving together data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we endeavored to discern whether a chilling relationship exists between the miasma of pollution and the allure of plunging into bone-chilling waters.
With statistics as our compass and curiosity as our driving force, we set out to discern whether this unexpected association transcends mere happenstance and plunges into the realm of noteworthy significance. Thus, armed with empirical data and a willingness to navigate the peculiar, we present our findings with a dash of scientific rigor and a sprinkle of offbeat delight.
Join us in unraveling the frosty mysteries that lie within the correlation coefficients and p-values, as we contemplate the unexpected ways in which environmental conditions may provoke a digital quest for frosty solace. For in the world of scholarly pursuits, every so often, there emerges a pursuit that chills the intellect and warms the heart – a pursuit that, in the words of the great Frost, "makes all the difference."

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The eagerly sought-after findings of this frosty inquiry revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8037314 between air pollution and online searches for 'ice bath' in Lansing, Michigan. With an r-squared value of 0.6459841 and a p-value of less than 0.01, the statistical analysis provided robust support for the intriguing relationship under scrutiny.

Upon donning our statistical parkas and venturing into the wintry landscape of data analysis, we uncovered a scatterplot (see Fig. 1) that vividly depicted the strong association between air pollution levels and the virtual quest for icy relief. The points on the plot danced in a synchrony reminiscent of a frosty waltz, affirming the palpable connection between these seemingly disparate variables.

The significant correlation coefficient thawed any lingering doubts about the existence of a noteworthy link between environmental air quality and the digital yearning for subzero immersion. The strength of this association, akin to a sturdy ice bath, suggested that individuals in Lansing, Michigan, sought refuge from the pollution-induced heat in the frigid recesses of online searches.

It is worth noting that while correlation does not imply causation, the implications of this frozen fascination are as thought-provoking as they are shiver-inducing. The results signal not only the statistical significance of the relationship but also the potential for further investigations into the behavioral responses to environmental stressors. In essence, the data invites us to contemplate the chill factor of air pollution and its influence on the digital pursuit of frosty respite.

In summary, this study has illuminated a captivating connection between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the online intrigue for 'ice bath' searches, adding a touch of whimsy to the realm of environmental research. These findings open the door to a frosty realm of inquiry, reminding us all that even in the frostiest of correlations, unexpected discoveries lie in wait.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan and Google searches for 'ice bath'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Chilling Effects: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and Searches for 'Ice Bath'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present the findings of a study investigating the curious relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and online searches for 'ice bath.' Combining data from the Environmental Protection Agency with Google Trends, we sought to uncover any potential link between atmospheric conditions and individuals' propensity to seek respite in icy baths. The results revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8037314 and p < 0.01 over the time period spanning from 2004 to 2023.

Our analysis provides evidence of a compelling association between environmental air quality and the public's interest in alleviating the effects of pollution via unconventional means. While the direct causation remains unclear, the robust statistical significance prompts interesting considerations about human behavior in response to environmental stressors. This study sheds light on the unexpected ways in which individuals may seek relief, infusing a touch of quirkiness into the realm of environmental research.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The purported correlation between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and online searches for 'ice bath' has sparked interest within the scholarly community, leading to a diverse array of investigations and inquiries into this curious junction of environmental conditions and digital pursuits. Smith et al. (2015) conducted a comprehensive study on the impact of air pollution on human behavior, delving into the potential psychological and physiological responses to atmospheric pollutants. Similarly, Doe and Jones (2018) explored the broader implications of air quality on public health, shedding light on the intricate interplay between environmental factors and human well-being.
Expanding beyond the traditional literature on air pollution, several non-fiction books have delved into the idiosyncrasies of human behavior in response to environmental stressors. In "The Hidden Life of Trees" by Peter Wohlleben, the author discusses the profound ways in which trees and natural surroundings influence human behavior, perhaps offering an arboreal perspective on the inclination towards icy respite. Furthermore, "The Sixth Extinction: An Unnatural History" by Elizabeth Kolbert provokes contemplation on the adaptive measures individuals may pursue in the face of ecological challenges, albeit with a focus on broader extinction events rather than personal comfort-seeking behaviors.
In the realm of fiction, the literary landscape offers intriguing narratives that draw parallels to the quest for frosty solace amidst environmental adversity. "The Snow Child" by Eowyn Ivey presents a whimsical tale of a child born from snow, evoking contemplation on the allure of wintry landscapes. While not directly related to air pollution, the novel poses captivating reflections on the human fascination with icy realms. Similarly, "The Road" by Cormac McCarthy encapsulates the struggles of survival in a desolate, post-apocalyptic world, offering indirect insights into the psychological dimensions of seeking respite amidst environmental desolation.
Additionally, informal observations gleaned from social media posts reveal a mix of lighthearted musings and genuine curiosity regarding the relationship between air pollution and the pursuit of 'ice bath' remedies. Several users on a popular microblogging platform humorously pondered whether donning a woolen cap while taking an ice bath might generate the same health benefits as breathing in fresh mountain air. While clearly veering into the realm of playful conjecture, these musings underscore the amalgamation of scientific inquiry and everyday humor that permeates discussions on environmental influences.
As the scholarly and literary landscapes converge to illuminate the enigmatic nexus of air pollution and 'ice bath' searches, our investigation endeavours to add a touch of empirical rigor to this colorful tableau. Through statistical analyses and data-driven insights, we embark on a journey to discern the chilly threads that intertwine environmental ambiance and digital pursuits, as we navigate the frosty depths of human responses to atmospheric challenges.

[[RESULTS]]
The eagerly sought-after findings of this frosty inquiry revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8037314 between air pollution and online searches for 'ice bath' in Lansing, Michigan. With an r-squared value of 0.6459841 and a p-value of less than 0.01, the statistical analysis provided robust support for the intriguing relationship under scrutiny.
Upon donning our statistical parkas and venturing into the wintry landscape of data analysis, we uncovered a scatterplot (see Fig. 1) that vividly depicted the strong association between air pollution levels and the virtual quest for icy relief. The points on the plot danced in a synchrony reminiscent of a frosty waltz, affirming the palpable connection between these seemingly disparate variables.
The significant correlation coefficient thawed any lingering doubts about the existence of a noteworthy link between environmental air quality and the digital yearning for subzero immersion. The strength of this association, akin to a sturdy ice bath, suggested that individuals in Lansing, Michigan, sought refuge from the pollution-induced heat in the frigid recesses of online searches.
It is worth noting that while correlation does not imply causation, the implications of this frozen fascination are as thought-provoking as they are shiver-inducing. The results signal not only the statistical significance of the relationship but also the potential for further investigations into the behavioral responses to environmental stressors. In essence, the data invites us to contemplate the chill factor of air pollution and its influence on the digital pursuit of frosty respite.
In summary, this study has illuminated a captivating connection between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the online intrigue for 'ice bath' searches, adding a touch of whimsy to the realm of environmental research. These findings open the door to a frosty realm of inquiry, reminding us all that even in the frostiest of correlations, unexpected discoveries lie in wait.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study offer a chilly confirmation of the potentially frosty relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the digital quest for 'ice bath' solace. Our statistical analyses have unveiled a robust correlation, which can be likened to stumbling upon a glacial treasure amidst the vast expanse of data. These findings are in line with the prior scholarly investigations that have gingerly treaded upon the intriguing crossover between environmental conditions and human proclivities, much like cautious travelers navigating through a blizzard of scientific inquiry.

The chilling echoes of Smith et al. (2015) and Doe and Jones (2018) resonate through our results, as the tangible association we uncovered aligns harmoniously with their explorations of the impact of air pollution on human behavior. Much like a snowball gaining momentum as it hurtles down a slope, our findings bolster the existing body of evidence and reinforce the intriguing notion of individuals seeking respite from environmental stressors through unconventional means.

Taking a leaf from the literary musings mentioned in the literature review, our study traverses the frosty landscapes of human behavior in response to ecological challenges, akin to a scholarly yet whimsical expedition through a winter wonderland of inquiry. The interplay between environmental influences and individual responses, as reflected in our findings, adds a nuanced hue to the canvas of research, much like the subtle interplay of blues and grays across an icy landscape.

While the causative underpinnings of this correlation remain enshrouded in a wintry mist, our data, much like a sturdy pair of snowshoes, invites further exploration. The implications of our findings extend beyond mere statistical significance, beckoning researchers to delve deeper into the psychological and physiological dimensions of public responses to environmental stressors. With our study serving as a wintry beacon, we hope to inspire further investigations that thaw the mystery surrounding the associations between air pollution and individual coping mechanisms, infusing an element of frosty fun into the serious domain of environmental research.

Intriguing intersections between discipline and delight, our findings underscore the multifaceted nature of scientific exploration, reminding us that even amidst the frigid realms of statistics and data, humor and curiosity abound. As we embrace the frosty depths of this unexpected correlation, we are reminded that amidst the chill of scientific endeavor, a whirlwind of unexpected discoveries always whirls close at hand.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan and Google searches for 'ice bath'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Chilling Effects: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and Searches for 'Ice Bath'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present the findings of a study investigating the curious relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and online searches for 'ice bath.' Combining data from the Environmental Protection Agency with Google Trends, we sought to uncover any potential link between atmospheric conditions and individuals' propensity to seek respite in icy baths. The results revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8037314 and p < 0.01 over the time period spanning from 2004 to 2023.

Our analysis provides evidence of a compelling association between environmental air quality and the public's interest in alleviating the effects of pollution via unconventional means. While the direct causation remains unclear, the robust statistical significance prompts interesting considerations about human behavior in response to environmental stressors. This study sheds light on the unexpected ways in which individuals may seek relief, infusing a touch of quirkiness into the realm of environmental research.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The relationship between environmental factors and human behavior has long been a subject of fascination and inquiry. In the realm of air pollution, researchers have tirelessly sought to grasp its far-reaching impacts on public health and well-being. However, amidst the serious investigations into respiratory illnesses and cardiovascular effects, there exists a curiosity that piques the imagination – the connection between air pollution and the peculiar inclination of individuals to seek solace in the frigid embrace of an ice bath.
As researchers, we are accustomed to delving into the complexities of statistical analysis, navigating the intricacies of environmental data, and deciphering the mysteries of human behavior. Yet, every so often, a topic emerges that elicits a raised eyebrow and a wry smile. The relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the online fervor for 'ice bath' searches is undoubtedly one such intriguing subject – a veritable conundrum wrapped in a frosty enigma, if you will.
This study embarks on a path less traveled, aiming to illuminate the correlation, or perhaps the frosty fusion, between air pollution and the digital quest for icy respite. Weaving together data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we endeavored to discern whether a chilling relationship exists between the miasma of pollution and the allure of plunging into bone-chilling waters.
With statistics as our compass and curiosity as our driving force, we set out to discern whether this unexpected association transcends mere happenstance and plunges into the realm of noteworthy significance. Thus, armed with empirical data and a willingness to navigate the peculiar, we present our findings with a dash of scientific rigor and a sprinkle of offbeat delight.
Join us in unraveling the frosty mysteries that lie within the correlation coefficients and p-values, as we contemplate the unexpected ways in which environmental conditions may provoke a digital quest for frosty solace. For in the world of scholarly pursuits, every so often, there emerges a pursuit that chills the intellect and warms the heart – a pursuit that, in the words of the great Frost, "makes all the difference."

[[RESULTS]]
The eagerly sought-after findings of this frosty inquiry revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8037314 between air pollution and online searches for 'ice bath' in Lansing, Michigan. With an r-squared value of 0.6459841 and a p-value of less than 0.01, the statistical analysis provided robust support for the intriguing relationship under scrutiny.
Upon donning our statistical parkas and venturing into the wintry landscape of data analysis, we uncovered a scatterplot (see Fig. 1) that vividly depicted the strong association between air pollution levels and the virtual quest for icy relief. The points on the plot danced in a synchrony reminiscent of a frosty waltz, affirming the palpable connection between these seemingly disparate variables.
The significant correlation coefficient thawed any lingering doubts about the existence of a noteworthy link between environmental air quality and the digital yearning for subzero immersion. The strength of this association, akin to a sturdy ice bath, suggested that individuals in Lansing, Michigan, sought refuge from the pollution-induced heat in the frigid recesses of online searches.
It is worth noting that while correlation does not imply causation, the implications of this frozen fascination are as thought-provoking as they are shiver-inducing. The results signal not only the statistical significance of the relationship but also the potential for further investigations into the behavioral responses to environmental stressors. In essence, the data invites us to contemplate the chill factor of air pollution and its influence on the digital pursuit of frosty respite.
In summary, this study has illuminated a captivating connection between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the online intrigue for 'ice bath' searches, adding a touch of whimsy to the realm of environmental research. These findings open the door to a frosty realm of inquiry, reminding us all that even in the frostiest of correlations, unexpected discoveries lie in wait.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our frosty foray into the realm of environmental quirkiness has unveiled a chilling connection between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the digital quest for 'ice bath' solace. The robust correlation coefficient, akin to an icy grip, has shed light on the unexpected intertwining of atmospheric woes and virtual yearnings for frigid relief.

While the causational pathways elude us like elusive snowflakes, the statistical significance of this association beckons further contemplation. It invites us to ponder the frosty allure of unconventional responses to environmental stressors, serving as a cool reminder that human behavior can take unexpected turns, much like a slip on an icy sidewalk.

The scatterplot danced with the grace of a frozen ballet, painting a compelling picture of the synchrony between pollution levels and the digital pursuit of icy immersion. It was a visual representation that would make even the most stoic statistician shiver in delight.

This study, with its whimsical findings, urges us to embrace the unexpected with open arms, much like an enthusiastic hug from a chilly friend. It highlights the need to infuse a touch of quirkiness into the oft-serious realm of environmental research, for in the frostiest of correlations, lies the potential for intriguing insight and a giggle or two.

In summary, no further research may be required in this area – we've certainly done our fair share of ice-breaking in unraveling the chilly mysteries of this fascinating connection. As the temperatures drop, let us warm our souls with the knowledge that even in the most unlikely of places, humor and scientific discovery can share a frosty embrace.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Chilling Effects: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and Searches for 'Ice Bath'. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Environmental Quirks and Curiosities


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Chilling Effects: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and Searches for 'Ice Bath'. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Breathe Easy Research Institute


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Chilling Effects: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and Searches for 'Ice Bath' with an abstract of In this paper, we present the findings of a study investigating the curious relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and online searches for 'ice bath.' Combining data from the Environmental Protection Agency with Google Trends, we sought to uncover any potential link between atmospheric conditions and individuals' propensity to seek respite in icy baths. The results revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8037314 and p < 0.01 over the time period spanning from 2004 to 2023.
Our analysis provides evidence of a compelling association between environmental air quality and the public's interest in alleviating the effects of pollution via unconventional means. While the direct causation remains unclear, the robust statistical significance prompts interesting considerations about human behavior in response to environmental stressors. This study sheds light on the unexpected ways in which individuals may seek relief, infusing a touch of quirkiness into the realm of environmental research.

ChatGPT:

air pollution, Lansing Michigan, ice bath, online searches, Environmental Protection Agency, Google Trends, correlation coefficient, atmospheric conditions, environmental air quality, human behavior, environmental stressors

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Data details

Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan
Detailed data title: Percentage of days 'unhealthy' or worse air quality in Lansing-East Lansing, MI
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
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Google searches for 'ice bath'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'ice bath' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

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Correlation r = 0.8037314 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6459841 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 64.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'ice bath') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan) over the 20 years from 2004 through 2023.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.0E-5. 0.0000196392574046538960000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.8 in 0.002% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 50,918 random variables You don't actually need 50 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.56, 0.92 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20042005200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020202120222023
Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan (Bad air quality days)00.4115230000000.55401700000000.273224001.65746
Google searches for 'ice bath' (Rel. search volume)8.916678.758.0833399.666679.8333312.2513.666717.166717.51919.916720.333320.916721.833323.523.7527.083338.333386.2




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0,0.411523,0,0,0,0,0,0,0.554017,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0.273224,0,0,1.65746,])
array_2 = np.array([8.91667,8.75,8.08333,9,9.66667,9.83333,12.25,13.6667,17.1667,17.5,19,19.9167,20.3333,20.9167,21.8333,23.5,23.75,27.0833,38.3333,86.2,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'ice bath'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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