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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is How 'hip and with it' Computerphile YouTube video titles are and the second variable is Kerosene used in Canada.  The chart goes from 2013 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

There has been a nationwide ban on using kerosene-powered dance machines, therefore reducing the production of trendy dance moves amongst the Computerphile team.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ A scene from Skyrim ] Provoke the AI to generate an image inspired by the scene: The Computerphile team is set in a modern, stylish office. Adorned in fashionable streetwear, they are gathered around a desk filming a YouTube video. The title "Hack Your Code Game with 90s Vibe" is displayed on a vibrant, colorful screen. In one corner of the room, a locked cabinet labeled "Kerosene" stands, while a sign nearby declares a nationwide ban. The team members, filled with disappointment, hold their unused kerosene-powered dance machines, their expressions reflecting their letdown. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: How 'hip and with it' Computerphile YouTube video titles are and Kerosene used in Canada. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cute 2D animation Oragami inspired by bauhaus A scene from Skyrim Whimsical illustration
ChatGPT: A scene from Skyrim

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both How 'hip and with it' Computerphile YouTube video titles are and Kerosene used in Canada, in the following situation: There has been a nationwide ban on using kerosene-powered dance machines, therefore reducing the production of trendy dance moves amongst the Computerphile team.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: The Computerphile team, wearing stylish streetwear, is gathered in their office filming a YouTube video. The title on the screen reads "Hack Your Code Game with 90s Vibe" in bold and colorful letters. In the corner of the room, a locked cabinet labeled "Kerosene" sits, and a sign announces the nationwide ban. The team looks disappointed while holding their unused kerosene-powered dance machines.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A scene from Skyrim ] and depicting this scene: The Computerphile team, wearing stylish streetwear, is gathered in their office filming a YouTube video. The title on the screen reads "Hack Your Code Game with 90s Vibe" in bold and colorful letters. In the corner of the room, a locked cabinet labeled "Kerosene" sits, and a sign announces the nationwide ban. The team looks disappointed while holding their unused kerosene-powered dance machines. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ A scene from Skyrim ] Provoke the AI to generate an image inspired by the scene: The Computerphile team is set in a modern, stylish office. Adorned in fashionable streetwear, they are gathered around a desk filming a YouTube video. The title "Hack Your Code Game with 90s Vibe" is displayed on a vibrant, colorful screen. In one corner of the room, a locked cabinet labeled "Kerosene" stands, while a sign nearby declares a nationwide ban. The team members, filled with disappointment, hold their unused kerosene-powered dance machines, their expressions reflecting their letdown.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humerus responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in How 'hip and with it' Computerphile YouTube video titles are caused Kerosene used in Canada to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Ignition to Attraction: Exploring the Correlation between Computerphile YouTube Video Titles and Kerosene Consumption in Canada

The Journal of Technological Frivolity

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How 'hip and with it' Computerphile YouTube video titles are and Kerosene used in Canada. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9289511 and p < 0.01 for 2013 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"The Ignition to Attraction: Exploring the Correlation between Computerphile YouTube Video Titles and Kerosene Consumption in Canada"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between online content and real-world phenomena continues to spark curiosity among researchers and enthusiasts alike. In this paper, we delve into the connection between the linguistic flair of Computerphile YouTube video titles and the consumption of kerosene in Canada. Drawing on a multidisciplinary approach, our study blends linguistics, data analysis, and energy economics to shed light on this quirky yet captivating association.

By harnessing the power of AI-driven textual analysis, we meticulously parsed through an extensive corpus of Computerphile video titles, meticulously examining the lexical richness, buzzwords, and rhetorical devices employed in these digital soundbites. Concurrently, we delved into the Energy Information Administration's data on kerosene consumption in the Great White North. The aim was to unveil any surprising kinship between the high-tech jargon of Computerphile videos and the down-to-earth utility of kerosene in Canadian households.

Our findings revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9289511 and p < 0.01 for the years 2013 to 2022, indicating a striking bond between the zesty video titles and the fiery demand for kerosene. The significance of this relationship piques one's curiosity, prompting the classic question: "What do you get when you cross a computer and a kerosene lamp? Data that's lit!"

In closing, this study offers an illuminating glimpse into the unexplored intersections of digital culture and energy consumption, proving that even the most unexpected pairings can yield thought-provoking insights. As we navigate the ever-evolving landscape of online content and resource utilization, these peculiar connections serve as a whimsical reminder of the delightful idiosyncrasies that permeate our world.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How 'hip and with it' Computerphile YouTube video titles are and Kerosene used in Canada. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Ignition to Attraction: Exploring the Correlation between Computerphile YouTube Video Titles and Kerosene Consumption in Canada"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between online content and real-world phenomena continues to spark curiosity among researchers and enthusiasts alike. In this paper, we delve into the connection between the linguistic flair of Computerphile YouTube video titles and the consumption of kerosene in Canada. Drawing on a multidisciplinary approach, our study blends linguistics, data analysis, and energy economics to shed light on this quirky yet captivating association.

By harnessing the power of AI-driven textual analysis, we meticulously parsed through an extensive corpus of Computerphile video titles, meticulously examining the lexical richness, buzzwords, and rhetorical devices employed in these digital soundbites. Concurrently, we delved into the Energy Information Administration's data on kerosene consumption in the Great White North. The aim was to unveil any surprising kinship between the high-tech jargon of Computerphile videos and the down-to-earth utility of kerosene in Canadian households.

Our findings revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9289511 and p < 0.01 for the years 2013 to 2022, indicating a striking bond between the zesty video titles and the fiery demand for kerosene. The significance of this relationship piques one's curiosity, prompting the classic question: "What do you get when you cross a computer and a kerosene lamp? Data that's lit!"

In closing, this study offers an illuminating glimpse into the unexplored intersections of digital culture and energy consumption, proving that even the most unexpected pairings can yield thought-provoking insights. As we navigate the ever-evolving landscape of online content and resource utilization, these peculiar connections serve as a whimsical reminder of the delightful idiosyncrasies that permeate our world.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The interplay between digital content and real-world trends has long captivated the imaginations of researchers and enthusiasts, raising questions that range from the curious to the downright quirky. In this paper, we embark on an intriguing exploration of the correlation between the lexicon-laden concoctions of Computerphile YouTube video titles and the consumption of kerosene in the Land of Maple Syrup and Politeness—Canada. As we delve into this unexpected pairing, we aim to kindle insights into the intricate web that connects linguistics, technology, and energy consumption.

As we immerse ourselves in this peculiar endeavor, it brings to mind a classic dad joke: "Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs." And, indeed, as we navigate the digital landscape of Computerphile—rich with titles that rival the complexity of coding algorithms—we cannot help but wonder if there's more to these linguistic marvels than meets the eye. Similarly, when we consider the unassuming but vital role of kerosene in Canadian households, we're reminded of the old adage: "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

Harnessing the power of AI-driven textual analysis, we meticulously combed through a sprawling corpus of Computerphile video titles, dissecting the linguistic tapestry that weaves through each captivating clickbait. Concurrently, we delved into the Energy Information Administration's comprehensive data on kerosene consumption in the Great White North, searching for threads that might link these ostensibly disparate realms.

Our findings, as surprising as a computer suddenly bursting into a rendition of "Oh Canada," unveiled a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9289511 and p < 0.01 for the years 2013 to 2022, highlighting an undeniable relationship between the bombastic video titles and the fiery demand for kerosene. This sparks the classic question: "What do you get when you cross a computer and a kerosene lamp? Data that's lit!"

In closing, this study offers a whimsical yet enlightening glance into the uncharted territories that lie at the crossroads of digital culture and energy consumption, demonstrating that even the most unexpected pairings can kindle thought-provoking insights. As we navigate the digital age, let us not forget to savor the unexpected connections that cozy up in the unlikeliest of places, much like a kerosene lamp on a cold Canadian night.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How 'hip and with it' Computerphile YouTube video titles are and Kerosene used in Canada. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Ignition to Attraction: Exploring the Correlation between Computerphile YouTube Video Titles and Kerosene Consumption in Canada"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between online content and real-world phenomena continues to spark curiosity among researchers and enthusiasts alike. In this paper, we delve into the connection between the linguistic flair of Computerphile YouTube video titles and the consumption of kerosene in Canada. Drawing on a multidisciplinary approach, our study blends linguistics, data analysis, and energy economics to shed light on this quirky yet captivating association.

By harnessing the power of AI-driven textual analysis, we meticulously parsed through an extensive corpus of Computerphile video titles, meticulously examining the lexical richness, buzzwords, and rhetorical devices employed in these digital soundbites. Concurrently, we delved into the Energy Information Administration's data on kerosene consumption in the Great White North. The aim was to unveil any surprising kinship between the high-tech jargon of Computerphile videos and the down-to-earth utility of kerosene in Canadian households.

Our findings revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9289511 and p < 0.01 for the years 2013 to 2022, indicating a striking bond between the zesty video titles and the fiery demand for kerosene. The significance of this relationship piques one's curiosity, prompting the classic question: "What do you get when you cross a computer and a kerosene lamp? Data that's lit!"

In closing, this study offers an illuminating glimpse into the unexplored intersections of digital culture and energy consumption, proving that even the most unexpected pairings can yield thought-provoking insights. As we navigate the ever-evolving landscape of online content and resource utilization, these peculiar connections serve as a whimsical reminder of the delightful idiosyncrasies that permeate our world.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The interplay between digital content and real-world trends has long captivated the imaginations of researchers and enthusiasts, raising questions that range from the curious to the downright quirky. In this paper, we embark on an intriguing exploration of the correlation between the lexicon-laden concoctions of Computerphile YouTube video titles and the consumption of kerosene in the Land of Maple Syrup and Politeness—Canada. As we delve into this unexpected pairing, we aim to kindle insights into the intricate web that connects linguistics, technology, and energy consumption.
As we immerse ourselves in this peculiar endeavor, it brings to mind a classic dad joke: "Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs." And, indeed, as we navigate the digital landscape of Computerphile—rich with titles that rival the complexity of coding algorithms—we cannot help but wonder if there's more to these linguistic marvels than meets the eye. Similarly, when we consider the unassuming but vital role of kerosene in Canadian households, we're reminded of the old adage: "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
Harnessing the power of AI-driven textual analysis, we meticulously combed through a sprawling corpus of Computerphile video titles, dissecting the linguistic tapestry that weaves through each captivating clickbait. Concurrently, we delved into the Energy Information Administration's comprehensive data on kerosene consumption in the Great White North, searching for threads that might link these ostensibly disparate realms.
Our findings, as surprising as a computer suddenly bursting into a rendition of "Oh Canada," unveiled a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9289511 and p < 0.01 for the years 2013 to 2022, highlighting an undeniable relationship between the bombastic video titles and the fiery demand for kerosene. This sparks the classic question: "What do you get when you cross a computer and a kerosene lamp? Data that's lit!"
In closing, this study offers a whimsical yet enlightening glance into the uncharted territories that lie at the crossroads of digital culture and energy consumption, demonstrating that even the most unexpected pairings can kindle thought-provoking insights. As we navigate the digital age, let us not forget to savor the unexpected connections that cozy up in the unlikeliest of places, much like a kerosene lamp on a cold Canadian night.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The relationship between lexical richness in digital content and its potential influence on real-world behaviors has been a subject of great interest among researchers. In their study "Linguistic Flair and Consumer Behavior," Smith and Doe (2017) examine how the use of linguistic flair in online content impacts consumer decision-making processes. Similarly, Jones et al. (2020) explore the influence of online linguistic structures on energy consumption patterns in their work "Word Power: Uncovering the Links between Verbal Dexterity and Energy Usage."

Now, as we venture into the curious correlation between Computerphile YouTube video titles and kerosene consumption in Canada, we are reminded of the old adage: "What do you call a computer superhero? A screen saver!" This whimsical junction of linguistic panache and household energy usage prompts us to dissect a peculiar but delightful connection.

Drawing from the world of non-fiction literature, we can glean insights from "The Energy of Language" by Laura Smith, which explores the ways in which linguistic constructs intersect with energy-related phenomena. Additionally, "Coding and Combustion: A Study of Linguistic Influence on Energy Consumption" by John Doe provides a stimulating framework for our exploration.

As we navigate through this unexpected terrain, it's worthwhile to consider fiction works that, although not directly related, offer intriguing parallels. "The Language of Fire" by Sarah Jones and "The Digital Alchemist" by Emily Doe, while purely works of fiction, kindle our imaginations and prompt us to ponder the interplay of technology and elemental forces.

Beyond the traditional academic sources, our quest for understanding also led us to explore unconventional paths. While perusing an eclectic mix of texts, we stumbled upon an unexpected trove of knowledge nestled within the backs of shampoo bottles—an unlikely but surprisingly informative source of linguistic creativity and household utility. Combined with our rigorous academic inquiry, these offbeat discoveries offered a refreshing perspective on the topic at hand.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How 'hip and with it' Computerphile YouTube video titles are and Kerosene used in Canada. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 2013 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Ignition to Attraction: Exploring the Correlation between Computerphile YouTube Video Titles and Kerosene Consumption in Canada"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between online content and real-world phenomena continues to spark curiosity among researchers and enthusiasts alike. In this paper, we delve into the connection between the linguistic flair of Computerphile YouTube video titles and the consumption of kerosene in Canada. Drawing on a multidisciplinary approach, our study blends linguistics, data analysis, and energy economics to shed light on this quirky yet captivating association.

By harnessing the power of AI-driven textual analysis, we meticulously parsed through an extensive corpus of Computerphile video titles, meticulously examining the lexical richness, buzzwords, and rhetorical devices employed in these digital soundbites. Concurrently, we delved into the Energy Information Administration's data on kerosene consumption in the Great White North. The aim was to unveil any surprising kinship between the high-tech jargon of Computerphile videos and the down-to-earth utility of kerosene in Canadian households.

Our findings revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9289511 and p < 0.01 for the years 2013 to 2022, indicating a striking bond between the zesty video titles and the fiery demand for kerosene. The significance of this relationship piques one's curiosity, prompting the classic question: "What do you get when you cross a computer and a kerosene lamp? Data that's lit!"

In closing, this study offers an illuminating glimpse into the unexplored intersections of digital culture and energy consumption, proving that even the most unexpected pairings can yield thought-provoking insights. As we navigate the ever-evolving landscape of online content and resource utilization, these peculiar connections serve as a whimsical reminder of the delightful idiosyncrasies that permeate our world.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The interplay between digital content and real-world trends has long captivated the imaginations of researchers and enthusiasts, raising questions that range from the curious to the downright quirky. In this paper, we embark on an intriguing exploration of the correlation between the lexicon-laden concoctions of Computerphile YouTube video titles and the consumption of kerosene in the Land of Maple Syrup and Politeness—Canada. As we delve into this unexpected pairing, we aim to kindle insights into the intricate web that connects linguistics, technology, and energy consumption.
As we immerse ourselves in this peculiar endeavor, it brings to mind a classic dad joke: "Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs." And, indeed, as we navigate the digital landscape of Computerphile—rich with titles that rival the complexity of coding algorithms—we cannot help but wonder if there's more to these linguistic marvels than meets the eye. Similarly, when we consider the unassuming but vital role of kerosene in Canadian households, we're reminded of the old adage: "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
Harnessing the power of AI-driven textual analysis, we meticulously combed through a sprawling corpus of Computerphile video titles, dissecting the linguistic tapestry that weaves through each captivating clickbait. Concurrently, we delved into the Energy Information Administration's comprehensive data on kerosene consumption in the Great White North, searching for threads that might link these ostensibly disparate realms.
Our findings, as surprising as a computer suddenly bursting into a rendition of "Oh Canada," unveiled a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9289511 and p < 0.01 for the years 2013 to 2022, highlighting an undeniable relationship between the bombastic video titles and the fiery demand for kerosene. This sparks the classic question: "What do you get when you cross a computer and a kerosene lamp? Data that's lit!"
In closing, this study offers a whimsical yet enlightening glance into the uncharted territories that lie at the crossroads of digital culture and energy consumption, demonstrating that even the most unexpected pairings can kindle thought-provoking insights. As we navigate the digital age, let us not forget to savor the unexpected connections that cozy up in the unlikeliest of places, much like a kerosene lamp on a cold Canadian night.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unearth the potential nexus between the snazzy jargon of Computerphile YouTube video titles and the consumption of kerosene in the Great White North, we employed a multifaceted approach that combined linguistic analysis, data mining, and energy economics with a sprinkle of good humor. Our research team embarked on a quest akin to grasping the ineffable essence of a well-crafted pun, navigating the labyrinthine corridors of digital content and energy consumption with equal parts earnestness and levity.

The first step in our zany expedition involved leveraging advanced AI algorithms to meticulously scour the vast expanse of Computerphile video titles spanning the years 2013 to 2022. Our linguistic sleuths, armed with their virtual magnifying glasses and a penchant for wordplay akin to a dad joke enthusiast, meticulously dissected the lexical tapestry of these titles, identifying patterns, colloquialisms, and idiosyncrasies that might nod to an underlying connection with the consumption of kerosene. Weaving through the linguistic labyrinth of Computerphile, we aimed to decipher the tantalizing interplay between high-tech savvy and everyday utility, not unlike the delight of stumbling upon an unexpectedly clever quip in the midst of a mundane conversation.

Simultaneously, our intrepid team delved into the voluminous archives of the Energy Information Administration, homing in on data related to kerosene consumption in the Canadian landscape. Much like a botanist meticulously cataloging the diverse flora of a lush forest, we sought to extrapolate meaningful trends, outliers, and anomalies in the kerosene consumption patterns, all the while maintaining an open mind and a lighthearted outlook that mirrored the playfulness of a well-timed joke.

With our trusty arsenal of statistical tools and a liberal dose of good-natured banter, we set out to dissect the data and uncover potential correlations, employing a hybridized method that fused the robust techniques of regression analysis with the artful finesse of linguistic interpretation. This blend of quantitative rigor and linguistic acumen afforded us a window into the curious ballet of language and consumptive behavior, reminding us that even the most serious of endeavors can benefit from a lighthearted touch, much like the surprise appearance of a pun in a scholarly discourse.

As our findings coalesced, we were met with a revelation as striking as the punchline of a well-crafted jest—the emergence of a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9289511 and p < 0.01 for the years under study. This proverbial "aha moment," akin to the delivery of a clever quip, illuminated the striking bond between the vivacious video titles of Computerphile and the steadfast demand for kerosene in Canadian households. This discovery prompted a cheeky reflection: "If a computerphile makes a pun in the forest, and no one's around to hear it, is it still witty?"

In conclusion, our methodology, much like a well-timed dad joke, involved a strategic blend of levity and rigor, allowing us to unearth an unexpected yet compelling relationship between digital linguistic flair and a tangible energy commodity in the cultural tapestry of Canada. As we navigate the landscape of interdisciplinary research, let us not forget that even the most unconventional pairings can offer profound insights, illustrating that, much like a clever play on words, the world is brimming with delightful connections waiting to be revealed.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How 'hip and with it' Computerphile YouTube video titles are and Kerosene used in Canada. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and Energy Information Administration .

For the time period 2013 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9289511, r-squared of 0.8629501, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Ignition to Attraction: Exploring the Correlation between Computerphile YouTube Video Titles and Kerosene Consumption in Canada"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between online content and real-world phenomena continues to spark curiosity among researchers and enthusiasts alike. In this paper, we delve into the connection between the linguistic flair of Computerphile YouTube video titles and the consumption of kerosene in Canada. Drawing on a multidisciplinary approach, our study blends linguistics, data analysis, and energy economics to shed light on this quirky yet captivating association.

By harnessing the power of AI-driven textual analysis, we meticulously parsed through an extensive corpus of Computerphile video titles, meticulously examining the lexical richness, buzzwords, and rhetorical devices employed in these digital soundbites. Concurrently, we delved into the Energy Information Administration's data on kerosene consumption in the Great White North. The aim was to unveil any surprising kinship between the high-tech jargon of Computerphile videos and the down-to-earth utility of kerosene in Canadian households.

Our findings revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9289511 and p < 0.01 for the years 2013 to 2022, indicating a striking bond between the zesty video titles and the fiery demand for kerosene. The significance of this relationship piques one's curiosity, prompting the classic question: "What do you get when you cross a computer and a kerosene lamp? Data that's lit!"

In closing, this study offers an illuminating glimpse into the unexplored intersections of digital culture and energy consumption, proving that even the most unexpected pairings can yield thought-provoking insights. As we navigate the ever-evolving landscape of online content and resource utilization, these peculiar connections serve as a whimsical reminder of the delightful idiosyncrasies that permeate our world.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The interplay between digital content and real-world trends has long captivated the imaginations of researchers and enthusiasts, raising questions that range from the curious to the downright quirky. In this paper, we embark on an intriguing exploration of the correlation between the lexicon-laden concoctions of Computerphile YouTube video titles and the consumption of kerosene in the Land of Maple Syrup and Politeness—Canada. As we delve into this unexpected pairing, we aim to kindle insights into the intricate web that connects linguistics, technology, and energy consumption.
As we immerse ourselves in this peculiar endeavor, it brings to mind a classic dad joke: "Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs." And, indeed, as we navigate the digital landscape of Computerphile—rich with titles that rival the complexity of coding algorithms—we cannot help but wonder if there's more to these linguistic marvels than meets the eye. Similarly, when we consider the unassuming but vital role of kerosene in Canadian households, we're reminded of the old adage: "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
Harnessing the power of AI-driven textual analysis, we meticulously combed through a sprawling corpus of Computerphile video titles, dissecting the linguistic tapestry that weaves through each captivating clickbait. Concurrently, we delved into the Energy Information Administration's comprehensive data on kerosene consumption in the Great White North, searching for threads that might link these ostensibly disparate realms.
Our findings, as surprising as a computer suddenly bursting into a rendition of "Oh Canada," unveiled a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9289511 and p < 0.01 for the years 2013 to 2022, highlighting an undeniable relationship between the bombastic video titles and the fiery demand for kerosene. This sparks the classic question: "What do you get when you cross a computer and a kerosene lamp? Data that's lit!"
In closing, this study offers a whimsical yet enlightening glance into the uncharted territories that lie at the crossroads of digital culture and energy consumption, demonstrating that even the most unexpected pairings can kindle thought-provoking insights. As we navigate the digital age, let us not forget to savor the unexpected connections that cozy up in the unlikeliest of places, much like a kerosene lamp on a cold Canadian night.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The correlation analysis revealed a strong relationship between the lexical flamboyance of Computerphile YouTube video titles and the consumption of kerosene in Canada. The correlation coefficient of 0.9289511 and a remarkable R-squared value of 0.8629501 for the time period 2013 to 2022 signify a robust association between these seemingly disparate entities. It seems that the allure of a well-crafted video title and the warm glow of kerosene share an unexpected harmony, reminiscent of the harmony in a melodious combustion.

Fig. 1 presents a scatterplot illustrating the striking correlation between the linguistic exuberance of Computerphile video titles and the consumption of kerosene. The figure captures the alignment of these variables, akin to how a perfectly timed punchline resonates with the audience during a stand-up comedy routine.

Our results also indicated a p-value of less than 0.01, further solidifying the statistical significance of the relationship observed. This statistically significant finding provokes contemplation on the unlikely duet performed by flashy YouTube titles and the subtle necessity of kerosene. As the saying goes, "Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them."

This unusual coupling of digital linguistic dexterity and down-to-earth energy consumption in Canadian households provides a thought-provoking reminder that innovative insights can sprout from even the most unconventional pairings. In the grand symphony of knowledge acquisition, surprises and unconventional connections often take center stage, just like a unicycle-riding juggler at a research conference.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How 'hip and with it' Computerphile YouTube video titles are and Kerosene used in Canada. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"The Ignition to Attraction: Exploring the Correlation between Computerphile YouTube Video Titles and Kerosene Consumption in Canada"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between online content and real-world phenomena continues to spark curiosity among researchers and enthusiasts alike. In this paper, we delve into the connection between the linguistic flair of Computerphile YouTube video titles and the consumption of kerosene in Canada. Drawing on a multidisciplinary approach, our study blends linguistics, data analysis, and energy economics to shed light on this quirky yet captivating association.

By harnessing the power of AI-driven textual analysis, we meticulously parsed through an extensive corpus of Computerphile video titles, meticulously examining the lexical richness, buzzwords, and rhetorical devices employed in these digital soundbites. Concurrently, we delved into the Energy Information Administration's data on kerosene consumption in the Great White North. The aim was to unveil any surprising kinship between the high-tech jargon of Computerphile videos and the down-to-earth utility of kerosene in Canadian households.

Our findings revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9289511 and p < 0.01 for the years 2013 to 2022, indicating a striking bond between the zesty video titles and the fiery demand for kerosene. The significance of this relationship piques one's curiosity, prompting the classic question: "What do you get when you cross a computer and a kerosene lamp? Data that's lit!"

In closing, this study offers an illuminating glimpse into the unexplored intersections of digital culture and energy consumption, proving that even the most unexpected pairings can yield thought-provoking insights. As we navigate the ever-evolving landscape of online content and resource utilization, these peculiar connections serve as a whimsical reminder of the delightful idiosyncrasies that permeate our world.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The relationship between lexical richness in digital content and its potential influence on real-world behaviors has been a subject of great interest among researchers. In their study "Linguistic Flair and Consumer Behavior," Smith and Doe (2017) examine how the use of linguistic flair in online content impacts consumer decision-making processes. Similarly, Jones et al. (2020) explore the influence of online linguistic structures on energy consumption patterns in their work "Word Power: Uncovering the Links between Verbal Dexterity and Energy Usage."
Now, as we venture into the curious correlation between Computerphile YouTube video titles and kerosene consumption in Canada, we are reminded of the old adage: "What do you call a computer superhero? A screen saver!" This whimsical junction of linguistic panache and household energy usage prompts us to dissect a peculiar but delightful connection.
Drawing from the world of non-fiction literature, we can glean insights from "The Energy of Language" by Laura Smith, which explores the ways in which linguistic constructs intersect with energy-related phenomena. Additionally, "Coding and Combustion: A Study of Linguistic Influence on Energy Consumption" by John Doe provides a stimulating framework for our exploration.
As we navigate through this unexpected terrain, it's worthwhile to consider fiction works that, although not directly related, offer intriguing parallels. "The Language of Fire" by Sarah Jones and "The Digital Alchemist" by Emily Doe, while purely works of fiction, kindle our imaginations and prompt us to ponder the interplay of technology and elemental forces.
Beyond the traditional academic sources, our quest for understanding also led us to explore unconventional paths. While perusing an eclectic mix of texts, we stumbled upon an unexpected trove of knowledge nestled within the backs of shampoo bottles—an unlikely but surprisingly informative source of linguistic creativity and household utility. Combined with our rigorous academic inquiry, these offbeat discoveries offered a refreshing perspective on the topic at hand.

[[RESULTS]]
The correlation analysis revealed a strong relationship between the lexical flamboyance of Computerphile YouTube video titles and the consumption of kerosene in Canada. The correlation coefficient of 0.9289511 and a remarkable R-squared value of 0.8629501 for the time period 2013 to 2022 signify a robust association between these seemingly disparate entities. It seems that the allure of a well-crafted video title and the warm glow of kerosene share an unexpected harmony, reminiscent of the harmony in a melodious combustion.
Fig. 1 presents a scatterplot illustrating the striking correlation between the linguistic exuberance of Computerphile video titles and the consumption of kerosene. The figure captures the alignment of these variables, akin to how a perfectly timed punchline resonates with the audience during a stand-up comedy routine.
Our results also indicated a p-value of less than 0.01, further solidifying the statistical significance of the relationship observed. This statistically significant finding provokes contemplation on the unlikely duet performed by flashy YouTube titles and the subtle necessity of kerosene. As the saying goes, "Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them."
This unusual coupling of digital linguistic dexterity and down-to-earth energy consumption in Canadian households provides a thought-provoking reminder that innovative insights can sprout from even the most unconventional pairings. In the grand symphony of knowledge acquisition, surprises and unconventional connections often take center stage, just like a unicycle-riding juggler at a research conference.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study not only affirm but also amplify the intriguing connections explored in prior research. Our findings align with Smith and Doe's (2017) examination of linguistic flair's influence on consumer behavior, reinforcing the notion that captivating language can indeed sway real-world actions. Similarly, the robust correlation we uncovered resonates with Jones et al.'s (2020) investigation into the impact of verbal dexterity on energy consumption patterns. This harmony of findings underscores the enduring influence of linguistic ingenuity on human behavior and resource utilization.

The seemingly whimsical relationship between Computerphile YouTube video titles and kerosene consumption in Canada undoubtedly possesses a facet of amusement, mirroring the untold dynamics of human curiosity and the unexpected alliances that underpin societal structures. As we probe the dynamic interplay between technological verve and domestic energy usage, it becomes evident that even the most disparate entities can engage in a harmonious dance, much like a computer enthusiast and a kerosene aficionado engaged in an enlightening tango of their own.

Drawing inspiration from "The Language of Fire" by Sarah Jones and "The Digital Alchemist" by Emily Doe, although fictitious in nature, we are reminded of the enchanting parallels between technology and elemental forces. Similarly, Laura Smith's "The Energy of Language" beautifully encapsulates the poignant interweaving of linguistic constructs and energy-related phenomena, mirroring the intricate fusion we observe in the correlation between Computerphile video titles and kerosene demand. It appears that linguistic artistry and energy dynamics have been covertly choreographing an intellectual ballet, unbeknownst to the casual observer.

The statistical significance we have uncovered prompts reflection on the unexpected yet undeniable synergy between the captivating allure of YouTube video titles and the pragmatic utility of kerosene. While one may initially view these findings as a whimsical dalliance, they serve as a fitting reminder that profound insights often emerge from the unlikeliest of pairings, not unlike finding highly technical content on a shampoo bottle.

In essence, our study stands not only as a testament to the alluring dance of linguistics and energy demand but also as a whimsical reminder that in the enigmatic waltz of knowledge creation, the most eccentric couples often exhibit the most captivating synergies. Just as a dad's joke can elicit a groan and a chuckle simultaneously, our findings embody the spirited fusion of serious inquiry and playful discourse, epitomizing how lightheartedness and erudition can coalesce into an intellectually invigorating experience.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How 'hip and with it' Computerphile YouTube video titles are and Kerosene used in Canada. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"The Ignition to Attraction: Exploring the Correlation between Computerphile YouTube Video Titles and Kerosene Consumption in Canada"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between online content and real-world phenomena continues to spark curiosity among researchers and enthusiasts alike. In this paper, we delve into the connection between the linguistic flair of Computerphile YouTube video titles and the consumption of kerosene in Canada. Drawing on a multidisciplinary approach, our study blends linguistics, data analysis, and energy economics to shed light on this quirky yet captivating association.

By harnessing the power of AI-driven textual analysis, we meticulously parsed through an extensive corpus of Computerphile video titles, meticulously examining the lexical richness, buzzwords, and rhetorical devices employed in these digital soundbites. Concurrently, we delved into the Energy Information Administration's data on kerosene consumption in the Great White North. The aim was to unveil any surprising kinship between the high-tech jargon of Computerphile videos and the down-to-earth utility of kerosene in Canadian households.

Our findings revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9289511 and p < 0.01 for the years 2013 to 2022, indicating a striking bond between the zesty video titles and the fiery demand for kerosene. The significance of this relationship piques one's curiosity, prompting the classic question: "What do you get when you cross a computer and a kerosene lamp? Data that's lit!"

In closing, this study offers an illuminating glimpse into the unexplored intersections of digital culture and energy consumption, proving that even the most unexpected pairings can yield thought-provoking insights. As we navigate the ever-evolving landscape of online content and resource utilization, these peculiar connections serve as a whimsical reminder of the delightful idiosyncrasies that permeate our world.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The interplay between digital content and real-world trends has long captivated the imaginations of researchers and enthusiasts, raising questions that range from the curious to the downright quirky. In this paper, we embark on an intriguing exploration of the correlation between the lexicon-laden concoctions of Computerphile YouTube video titles and the consumption of kerosene in the Land of Maple Syrup and Politeness—Canada. As we delve into this unexpected pairing, we aim to kindle insights into the intricate web that connects linguistics, technology, and energy consumption.
As we immerse ourselves in this peculiar endeavor, it brings to mind a classic dad joke: "Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs." And, indeed, as we navigate the digital landscape of Computerphile—rich with titles that rival the complexity of coding algorithms—we cannot help but wonder if there's more to these linguistic marvels than meets the eye. Similarly, when we consider the unassuming but vital role of kerosene in Canadian households, we're reminded of the old adage: "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
Harnessing the power of AI-driven textual analysis, we meticulously combed through a sprawling corpus of Computerphile video titles, dissecting the linguistic tapestry that weaves through each captivating clickbait. Concurrently, we delved into the Energy Information Administration's comprehensive data on kerosene consumption in the Great White North, searching for threads that might link these ostensibly disparate realms.
Our findings, as surprising as a computer suddenly bursting into a rendition of "Oh Canada," unveiled a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9289511 and p < 0.01 for the years 2013 to 2022, highlighting an undeniable relationship between the bombastic video titles and the fiery demand for kerosene. This sparks the classic question: "What do you get when you cross a computer and a kerosene lamp? Data that's lit!"
In closing, this study offers a whimsical yet enlightening glance into the uncharted territories that lie at the crossroads of digital culture and energy consumption, demonstrating that even the most unexpected pairings can kindle thought-provoking insights. As we navigate the digital age, let us not forget to savor the unexpected connections that cozy up in the unlikeliest of places, much like a kerosene lamp on a cold Canadian night.

[[RESULTS]]
The correlation analysis revealed a strong relationship between the lexical flamboyance of Computerphile YouTube video titles and the consumption of kerosene in Canada. The correlation coefficient of 0.9289511 and a remarkable R-squared value of 0.8629501 for the time period 2013 to 2022 signify a robust association between these seemingly disparate entities. It seems that the allure of a well-crafted video title and the warm glow of kerosene share an unexpected harmony, reminiscent of the harmony in a melodious combustion.
Fig. 1 presents a scatterplot illustrating the striking correlation between the linguistic exuberance of Computerphile video titles and the consumption of kerosene. The figure captures the alignment of these variables, akin to how a perfectly timed punchline resonates with the audience during a stand-up comedy routine.
Our results also indicated a p-value of less than 0.01, further solidifying the statistical significance of the relationship observed. This statistically significant finding provokes contemplation on the unlikely duet performed by flashy YouTube titles and the subtle necessity of kerosene. As the saying goes, "Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them."
This unusual coupling of digital linguistic dexterity and down-to-earth energy consumption in Canadian households provides a thought-provoking reminder that innovative insights can sprout from even the most unconventional pairings. In the grand symphony of knowledge acquisition, surprises and unconventional connections often take center stage, just like a unicycle-riding juggler at a research conference.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our investigation into the interplay between Computerphile YouTube video titles and kerosene consumption in Canada has shed light on an unexpected but robust correlation between these seemingly unrelated domains. Our findings suggest that the linguistic exuberance of the former resonates with the practical necessity of the latter, much like a punchline that lands perfectly during a stand-up comedy routine - it's a real gas!

This study offers a humorous yet enlightening insight into the uncharted territories at the crossroads of digital culture and energy consumption, proving that even the most unexpected pairings can yield thought-provoking insights. As we navigate the digital age, let us not forget to savor the unexpected connections that cozy up in the unlikeliest of places, much like a kerosene lamp on a cold Canadian night - they truly illuminate the quirky side of life.

It is our firm belief, backed by the statistical robustness of our findings, that further research in this area is not necessary. While we have thoroughly enjoyed this exploration, it is time to let these unexpected bedfellows rest in peace. After all, as the old adage goes, "Too many researchers can spoil the correlation plot."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Ignition to Attraction: Exploring the Correlation between Computerphile YouTube Video Titles and Kerosene Consumption in Canada. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Technological Frivolity


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Ignition to Attraction: Exploring the Correlation between Computerphile YouTube Video Titles and Kerosene Consumption in Canada. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Digital Culture and Combustion Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Ignition to Attraction: Exploring the Correlation between Computerphile YouTube Video Titles and Kerosene Consumption in Canada with an abstract of The relationship between online content and real-world phenomena continues to spark curiosity among researchers and enthusiasts alike. In this paper, we delve into the connection between the linguistic flair of Computerphile YouTube video titles and the consumption of kerosene in Canada. Drawing on a multidisciplinary approach, our study blends linguistics, data analysis, and energy economics to shed light on this quirky yet captivating association.
By harnessing the power of AI-driven textual analysis, we meticulously parsed through an extensive corpus of Computerphile video titles, meticulously examining the lexical richness, buzzwords, and rhetorical devices employed in these digital soundbites. Concurrently, we delved into the Energy Information Administration's data on kerosene consumption in the Great White North. The aim was to unveil any surprising kinship between the high-tech jargon of Computerphile videos and the down-to-earth utility of kerosene in Canadian households.
Our findings revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9289511 and p < 0.01 for the years 2013 to 2022, indicating a striking bond between the zesty video titles and the fiery demand for kerosene. The significance of this relationship piques one's curiosity, prompting the classic question: "What do you get when you cross a computer and a kerosene lamp? Data that's lit!"
In closing, this study offers an illuminating glimpse into the unexplored intersections of digital culture and energy consumption, proving that even the most unexpected pairings can yield thought-provoking insights. As we navigate the ever-evolving landscape of online content and resource utilization, these peculiar connections serve as a whimsical reminder of the delightful idiosyncrasies that permeate our world.

ChatGPT:

Computerphile, YouTube video titles, linguistic analysis, data analysis, energy economics, kerosene consumption, Canada, AI-driven textual analysis, lexical richness, buzzwords, rhetorical devices, Energy Information Administration, correlation coefficient, digital culture, resource utilization, quirky connections

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How 'hip and with it' Computerphile YouTube video titles are
Detailed data title: How 'hip and with it' Computerphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI.
Source: AI analysis of YouTube video titles
Additional Info: I asked a large language model, 'On a scale of 1-10, how _______ do you think this YouTube video title is?' for every video.

See what else correlates with How 'hip and with it' Computerphile YouTube video titles are

Kerosene used in Canada
Detailed data title: Volume of kerosene used consumed in Canada in millions of barrels per day
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Kerosene used in Canada

Correlation r = 0.9289511 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8629501 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 86.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Kerosene used in Canada) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., How 'hip and with it' Computerphile YouTube video titles are) over the 10 years from 2013 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.000102. 0.0001022564408052730300000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.93 in 0.0102% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 9,779 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.72, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2013201420152016201720182019202020212022
How 'hip and with it' Computerphile YouTube video titles are (Hip' score (out of 10))6.55566.81116.57296.6256.42396.37786.47136.59326.42556.0488
Kerosene used in Canada (Million Barrels/Day)9.4821910.49049.353439.368858.906857.84118.290418.060117.797264.69589




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([6.5556,6.8111,6.5729,6.625,6.4239,6.3778,6.4713,6.5932,6.4255,6.0488,])
array_2 = np.array([9.48219,10.4904,9.35343,9.36885,8.90685,7.8411,8.29041,8.06011,7.79726,4.69589,])
array_1_name = "How 'hip and with it' Computerphile YouTube video titles are"
array_2_name = "Kerosene used in Canada"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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