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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the second variable is Total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos.  The chart goes from 2012 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon rises, so does the average length of ASAPSCIENCE videos, because now there are more people in the state to help them extend their reach. After all, who better to assist with stretching out content than a group of professionals who specialize in making things longer and more durable? It's like they're applying their expertise to elongate the videos, ensuring that the creators can continue to deliver in-depth and extensive explanations on scientific topics.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars', depicting a vibrant workshop on the planet of Oregon, where medical appliance technicians are collaborating to extend the length of ASAPSCIENCE videos. The technicians are seen adding lengths to the videos meticulously, surrounded by futuristic tools and equipment. The scene exudes a sense of teamwork and expertise, as the videos steadily grow in duration, mirroring the expanding team's dedication to creating comprehensive content. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and Total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: a meme An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' inspired by bauhaus An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars'

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and Total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos, in the following situation: As the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon rises, so does the average length of ASAPSCIENCE videos, because now there are more people in the state to help them extend their reach. After all, who better to assist with stretching out content than a group of professionals who specialize in making things longer and more durable? It's like they're applying their expertise to elongate the videos, ensuring that the creators can continue to deliver in-depth and extensive explanations on scientific topics.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Oregon, an increasing number of medical appliance technicians are collaborating to extend the length of ASAPSCIENCE videos. Within a vibrant workshop, these professionals are meticulously adding length to the videos, ensuring that each topic is explored in greater depth. As the technicians work, the videos steadily grow in duration, reflecting the expanding team's expertise in creating comprehensive content.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' ] and depicting this scene: In Oregon, an increasing number of medical appliance technicians are collaborating to extend the length of ASAPSCIENCE videos. Within a vibrant workshop, these professionals are meticulously adding length to the videos, ensuring that each topic is explored in greater depth. As the technicians work, the videos steadily grow in duration, reflecting the expanding team's expertise in creating comprehensive content. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars', depicting a vibrant workshop on the planet of Oregon, where medical appliance technicians are collaborating to extend the length of ASAPSCIENCE videos. The technicians are seen adding lengths to the videos meticulously, surrounded by futuristic tools and equipment. The scene exudes a sense of teamwork and expertise, as the videos steadily grow in duration, mirroring the expanding team's dedication to creating comprehensive content.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in The number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon caused Total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos to increase. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Correlation Between the Fabrication Nation and YouTube Duration: A Medically Absurd Investigation

The Journal of Quirky Research and Unconventional Findings

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and Total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Rhyme words in the title.

Your research team used data from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and YouTube to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9126936 and p < 0.01 for 2012 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Correlation Between the Fabrication Nation and YouTube Duration: A Medically Absurd Investigation

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper scrutinizes the amusing link between the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and YouTube, our research examines this peculiar association. The analysis reveals a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9126936 and a statistically significant p value of less than 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021. The findings shed light on the inconceivable possibility that the fabrication of medical appliances could be intricately tied to the duration of YouTube science videos. This research offers a whimsical perspective on the comical interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and Total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Correlation Between the Fabrication Nation and YouTube Duration: A Medically Absurd Investigation

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper scrutinizes the amusing link between the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and YouTube, our research examines this peculiar association. The analysis reveals a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9126936 and a statistically significant p value of less than 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021. The findings shed light on the inconceivable possibility that the fabrication of medical appliances could be intricately tied to the duration of YouTube science videos. This research offers a whimsical perspective on the comical interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The correlation between seemingly unrelated variables has long been a source of amusement and intrigue for researchers. In the realm of statistical whimsy, one could hardly imagine a more unlikely pair than the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total duration of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. Yet, as improbable as it may initially seem, our investigation delves into this delightfully absurd connection, seeking to uncover the intricate web of associations that underlies these disparate domains.

The pursuit of knowledge often leads us down unexpected paths, and in this case, it has brought us to the intersection of healthcare technology and online educational content. As we embark on this scientific escapade, it behooves us to approach the subject with a blend of curiosity and skepticism—one part Sherlock Holmes and one part Dr. Frankenstein, if you will. Are we about to unmask a mysterious correlation, or is this all just a statistically improbable fluke? The data will reveal all, and in the spirit of scientific inquiry, we shall proceed with open minds and a healthy dose of whimsy.

Before we plunge headlong into the riveting world of statistical analyses and correlation coefficients, it is prudent to ponder the nature of these two variables in question. On one hand, we have the valiant medical appliance technicians of Oregon, toiling away in their workshops, crafting instruments of mending and mending instruments. On the other hand, we are confronted with the vast expanse of AsapSCIENCE's YouTube library, a treasure trove of quirky educational videos designed to tickle the fancy of the scientifically inclined. What curious forces could possibly draw these two domains into a statistical tango, you may wonder? Ah, dear reader, that is precisely the enigma we aim to unravel.

As we embark on this fanciful journey of exploration, let us keep in mind the words of the great physicist Richard Feynman: "The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool." With this sage advice in our hearts, we shall proceed to dissect the data, tease out the trends, and, with any luck, reveal a correlation so preposterous that it would make even the most seasoned statistician chuckle in disbelief.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and Total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Correlation Between the Fabrication Nation and YouTube Duration: A Medically Absurd Investigation

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper scrutinizes the amusing link between the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and YouTube, our research examines this peculiar association. The analysis reveals a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9126936 and a statistically significant p value of less than 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021. The findings shed light on the inconceivable possibility that the fabrication of medical appliances could be intricately tied to the duration of YouTube science videos. This research offers a whimsical perspective on the comical interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The correlation between seemingly unrelated variables has long been a source of amusement and intrigue for researchers. In the realm of statistical whimsy, one could hardly imagine a more unlikely pair than the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total duration of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. Yet, as improbable as it may initially seem, our investigation delves into this delightfully absurd connection, seeking to uncover the intricate web of associations that underlies these disparate domains.
The pursuit of knowledge often leads us down unexpected paths, and in this case, it has brought us to the intersection of healthcare technology and online educational content. As we embark on this scientific escapade, it behooves us to approach the subject with a blend of curiosity and skepticism—one part Sherlock Holmes and one part Dr. Frankenstein, if you will. Are we about to unmask a mysterious correlation, or is this all just a statistically improbable fluke? The data will reveal all, and in the spirit of scientific inquiry, we shall proceed with open minds and a healthy dose of whimsy.
Before we plunge headlong into the riveting world of statistical analyses and correlation coefficients, it is prudent to ponder the nature of these two variables in question. On one hand, we have the valiant medical appliance technicians of Oregon, toiling away in their workshops, crafting instruments of mending and mending instruments. On the other hand, we are confronted with the vast expanse of AsapSCIENCE's YouTube library, a treasure trove of quirky educational videos designed to tickle the fancy of the scientifically inclined. What curious forces could possibly draw these two domains into a statistical tango, you may wonder? Ah, dear reader, that is precisely the enigma we aim to unravel.
As we embark on this fanciful journey of exploration, let us keep in mind the words of the great physicist Richard Feynman: "The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool." With this sage advice in our hearts, we shall proceed to dissect the data, tease out the trends, and, with any luck, reveal a correlation so preposterous that it would make even the most seasoned statistician chuckle in disbelief.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Smith and Doe's Analysis of Medical Appliance Technicians in Oregon," the authors find a comprehensive overview of the demographics and distribution of medical appliance technicians in the state. Their study provides valuable insights into the intricacies of this specialized profession, shedding light on the skills and expertise required for the fabrication of medical appliances. Similarly, in "Jones et al.'s Examination of AsapSCIENCE YouTube Videos," the authors delve into the fascinating world of online science education, exploring the content and reach of AsapSCIENCE's video library.

Turning to non-fiction literature, "The Fabrication of Medical Devices: A Historical Perspective" offers a detailed account of the evolution of medical appliance fabrication, from ancient techniques to modern methods. Meanwhile, "The Science of YouTube: Engaging Audiences with Educational Content" provides a scholarly analysis of the impact and effectiveness of educational videos on digital platforms.

In a more whimsical turn, the fictional works "The Technological Tinkerer's Tale" and "The Adventures of Dr. YouTube and the Incredible Inventions" capture the imaginations of readers with fantastical narratives that meld the worlds of medical appliance fabrication and online science communication. These imaginative stories, while not rooted in empirical evidence, exemplify the curious allure of blending seemingly incongruous domains.

Delving into the realm of popular culture, the animated series "The Scientific Adventures of Billy and Mandy" and "The Appliance Repairman Chronicles" offer lighthearted perspectives on science and technology, albeit in vastly different contexts. Through their comical portrayals of scientific exploration and appliance-related mishaps, these shows contribute to the broader conversation about the intersection of healthcare technology and digital media.

In summary, the literature surrounding the connection between the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos spans a range of scholarly, fictional, and light-hearted sources. The interdisciplinary nature of this investigation prompts a diverse exploration of related themes, inviting an unconventional approach to understanding the peculiar correlation at hand.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and Total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and YouTube . You used data from 2012 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Correlation Between the Fabrication Nation and YouTube Duration: A Medically Absurd Investigation

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper scrutinizes the amusing link between the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and YouTube, our research examines this peculiar association. The analysis reveals a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9126936 and a statistically significant p value of less than 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021. The findings shed light on the inconceivable possibility that the fabrication of medical appliances could be intricately tied to the duration of YouTube science videos. This research offers a whimsical perspective on the comical interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The correlation between seemingly unrelated variables has long been a source of amusement and intrigue for researchers. In the realm of statistical whimsy, one could hardly imagine a more unlikely pair than the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total duration of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. Yet, as improbable as it may initially seem, our investigation delves into this delightfully absurd connection, seeking to uncover the intricate web of associations that underlies these disparate domains.
The pursuit of knowledge often leads us down unexpected paths, and in this case, it has brought us to the intersection of healthcare technology and online educational content. As we embark on this scientific escapade, it behooves us to approach the subject with a blend of curiosity and skepticism—one part Sherlock Holmes and one part Dr. Frankenstein, if you will. Are we about to unmask a mysterious correlation, or is this all just a statistically improbable fluke? The data will reveal all, and in the spirit of scientific inquiry, we shall proceed with open minds and a healthy dose of whimsy.
Before we plunge headlong into the riveting world of statistical analyses and correlation coefficients, it is prudent to ponder the nature of these two variables in question. On one hand, we have the valiant medical appliance technicians of Oregon, toiling away in their workshops, crafting instruments of mending and mending instruments. On the other hand, we are confronted with the vast expanse of AsapSCIENCE's YouTube library, a treasure trove of quirky educational videos designed to tickle the fancy of the scientifically inclined. What curious forces could possibly draw these two domains into a statistical tango, you may wonder? Ah, dear reader, that is precisely the enigma we aim to unravel.
As we embark on this fanciful journey of exploration, let us keep in mind the words of the great physicist Richard Feynman: "The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool." With this sage advice in our hearts, we shall proceed to dissect the data, tease out the trends, and, with any luck, reveal a correlation so preposterous that it would make even the most seasoned statistician chuckle in disbelief.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Data Collection:
The data for this whimsical investigation was collected from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the vast expanse of YouTube. The number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon was obtained from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, while the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos was extracted from the AsapSCIENCE YouTube channel. Given the thoroughly diverse nature of these data sources, our research team sought to ensure an equitable balance between the worlds of labor statistics and internet entertainment.

Data Analysis:
To unravel the peculiar correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables, we employed a convoluted amalgamation of statistical methods. First, the yearly counts of medical appliance technicians in Oregon were matched with the corresponding total duration of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. The observed correlation coefficient was calculated using the Pearson correlation analysis, with its 95% confidence interval providing a sense of statistical certainty amid the nonsensical chaos. This correlation coefficient served as a compass guiding us through the bewildering terrain of statistical whimsy, revealing the strength and direction of the association between these two improbable entities.

Statistical Significance Testing:
In addition to the correlation coefficient, we subjected our findings to rigorous tests of statistical significance. A two-tailed p value was calculated to determine the likelihood of observing our results by mere chance. By setting a threshold of less than 0.01, we sought to distinguish between a genuine connection and a statistical fluke produced by the unfathomable whims of the data. The resultant p value allowed us to decisively discern whether the correlation between the fabrication of medical appliances and the duration of science videos was a genuine statistical oddity or merely an amusing mirage.

Temporal Analysis:
To ensure the reliability and robustness of our findings, the data spanning the years 2012 to 2021 was meticulously examined for temporal patterns and fluctuations. This temporal analysis allowed us to unearth any underlying shifts in the correlation, providing insight into the enduring nature of this inexplicable link. By scrutinizing the data over this extended time horizon, we aimed to capture the whimsical nuances of this association and discern whether it persisted amidst the ever-changing fabric of time.

Sensitivity Analysis:
In acknowledging the capricious and whimsical nature of our research endeavor, we also conducted a sensitivity analysis to scrutinize the stability of our findings. This analysis involved tinkering with the data and statistical methods, allowing us to gauge the resilience of the observed correlation to variations in the analytical approach. Through this playfully rigorous exercise, we sought to fortify our confidence in the robustness of our improbable results.

On the whole, the research methods employed in this study combined a blend of scientific rigor and statistical whimsy, endeavoring to uncover the quirky correlation between the fabrication of medical appliances and the duration of YouTube science videos. It is with this curious spirit that we present our findings, inviting fellow researchers to partake in this delightfully absurd excursion into the realms of statistical frivolity.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and Total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and YouTube .

For the time period 2012 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9126936, r-squared of 0.8330096, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Correlation Between the Fabrication Nation and YouTube Duration: A Medically Absurd Investigation

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper scrutinizes the amusing link between the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and YouTube, our research examines this peculiar association. The analysis reveals a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9126936 and a statistically significant p value of less than 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021. The findings shed light on the inconceivable possibility that the fabrication of medical appliances could be intricately tied to the duration of YouTube science videos. This research offers a whimsical perspective on the comical interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The correlation between seemingly unrelated variables has long been a source of amusement and intrigue for researchers. In the realm of statistical whimsy, one could hardly imagine a more unlikely pair than the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total duration of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. Yet, as improbable as it may initially seem, our investigation delves into this delightfully absurd connection, seeking to uncover the intricate web of associations that underlies these disparate domains.
The pursuit of knowledge often leads us down unexpected paths, and in this case, it has brought us to the intersection of healthcare technology and online educational content. As we embark on this scientific escapade, it behooves us to approach the subject with a blend of curiosity and skepticism—one part Sherlock Holmes and one part Dr. Frankenstein, if you will. Are we about to unmask a mysterious correlation, or is this all just a statistically improbable fluke? The data will reveal all, and in the spirit of scientific inquiry, we shall proceed with open minds and a healthy dose of whimsy.
Before we plunge headlong into the riveting world of statistical analyses and correlation coefficients, it is prudent to ponder the nature of these two variables in question. On one hand, we have the valiant medical appliance technicians of Oregon, toiling away in their workshops, crafting instruments of mending and mending instruments. On the other hand, we are confronted with the vast expanse of AsapSCIENCE's YouTube library, a treasure trove of quirky educational videos designed to tickle the fancy of the scientifically inclined. What curious forces could possibly draw these two domains into a statistical tango, you may wonder? Ah, dear reader, that is precisely the enigma we aim to unravel.
As we embark on this fanciful journey of exploration, let us keep in mind the words of the great physicist Richard Feynman: "The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool." With this sage advice in our hearts, we shall proceed to dissect the data, tease out the trends, and, with any luck, reveal a correlation so preposterous that it would make even the most seasoned statistician chuckle in disbelief.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the connection between the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos yielded some truly astonishing findings. Firstly, the correlation coefficient of 0.9126936 indicates a remarkably strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This correlation coefficient is even higher than the chances of finding a statistically significant result in a study involving both medical appliances and internet entertainment!

The r-squared value of 0.8330096 further accentuates the substantial degree to which the variation in the number of medical appliance technicians can be explained by the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. It's as if the number of medical appliance technicians is in perfect harmony with the duration of science videos, like a well-designed medical instrument moving effortlessly in sync with the beat of an enlightening YouTube tutorial.

The p-value of less than 0.01 not only provides evidence of a statistically significant relationship but also adds an extra dash of whimsy to our findings. It's as if the statistical gods have given their resounding approval to this peculiar association, giving us a clear signal that the correlation we've uncovered is not just the result of random chance. It's like the universe itself is saying, "Yes, these factors are indeed intertwined in a mysteriously humorous dance of statistical significance."

In Figure 1, the scatterplot visually encapsulates the robust correlation between the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. The data points cling to the linear trend line like enthusiastic students at an AsapSCIENCE lecture, highlighting the remarkable coherence between these two variables. It's almost as if the very fabric of statistical reality is conspiring to amuse us with this unexpected connection.

It's clear from our results that the fates of medical appliance technicians and AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos are intertwined in a way that defies conventional wisdom. This research presents a whimsical perspective on the amusing interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains, offering a delightful departure from the standard fare of scientific inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and Total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Correlation Between the Fabrication Nation and YouTube Duration: A Medically Absurd Investigation

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper scrutinizes the amusing link between the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and YouTube, our research examines this peculiar association. The analysis reveals a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9126936 and a statistically significant p value of less than 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021. The findings shed light on the inconceivable possibility that the fabrication of medical appliances could be intricately tied to the duration of YouTube science videos. This research offers a whimsical perspective on the comical interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith and Doe's Analysis of Medical Appliance Technicians in Oregon," the authors find a comprehensive overview of the demographics and distribution of medical appliance technicians in the state. Their study provides valuable insights into the intricacies of this specialized profession, shedding light on the skills and expertise required for the fabrication of medical appliances. Similarly, in "Jones et al.'s Examination of AsapSCIENCE YouTube Videos," the authors delve into the fascinating world of online science education, exploring the content and reach of AsapSCIENCE's video library.
Turning to non-fiction literature, "The Fabrication of Medical Devices: A Historical Perspective" offers a detailed account of the evolution of medical appliance fabrication, from ancient techniques to modern methods. Meanwhile, "The Science of YouTube: Engaging Audiences with Educational Content" provides a scholarly analysis of the impact and effectiveness of educational videos on digital platforms.
In a more whimsical turn, the fictional works "The Technological Tinkerer's Tale" and "The Adventures of Dr. YouTube and the Incredible Inventions" capture the imaginations of readers with fantastical narratives that meld the worlds of medical appliance fabrication and online science communication. These imaginative stories, while not rooted in empirical evidence, exemplify the curious allure of blending seemingly incongruous domains.
Delving into the realm of popular culture, the animated series "The Scientific Adventures of Billy and Mandy" and "The Appliance Repairman Chronicles" offer lighthearted perspectives on science and technology, albeit in vastly different contexts. Through their comical portrayals of scientific exploration and appliance-related mishaps, these shows contribute to the broader conversation about the intersection of healthcare technology and digital media.
In summary, the literature surrounding the connection between the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos spans a range of scholarly, fictional, and light-hearted sources. The interdisciplinary nature of this investigation prompts a diverse exploration of related themes, inviting an unconventional approach to understanding the peculiar correlation at hand.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the connection between the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos yielded some truly astonishing findings. Firstly, the correlation coefficient of 0.9126936 indicates a remarkably strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This correlation coefficient is even higher than the chances of finding a statistically significant result in a study involving both medical appliances and internet entertainment!
The r-squared value of 0.8330096 further accentuates the substantial degree to which the variation in the number of medical appliance technicians can be explained by the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. It's as if the number of medical appliance technicians is in perfect harmony with the duration of science videos, like a well-designed medical instrument moving effortlessly in sync with the beat of an enlightening YouTube tutorial.
The p-value of less than 0.01 not only provides evidence of a statistically significant relationship but also adds an extra dash of whimsy to our findings. It's as if the statistical gods have given their resounding approval to this peculiar association, giving us a clear signal that the correlation we've uncovered is not just the result of random chance. It's like the universe itself is saying, "Yes, these factors are indeed intertwined in a mysteriously humorous dance of statistical significance."
In Figure 1, the scatterplot visually encapsulates the robust correlation between the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. The data points cling to the linear trend line like enthusiastic students at an AsapSCIENCE lecture, highlighting the remarkable coherence between these two variables. It's almost as if the very fabric of statistical reality is conspiring to amuse us with this unexpected connection.
It's clear from our results that the fates of medical appliance technicians and AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos are intertwined in a way that defies conventional wisdom. This research presents a whimsical perspective on the amusing interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains, offering a delightful departure from the standard fare of scientific inquiry.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our investigation into the correlation between the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos has unearthed a connection that is as intriguing as it is unexpected. The results of our analysis not only support prior research but also add a whimsical twist to the discourse surrounding seemingly unrelated variables.

In the literature review, the connection between the fabrication of medical appliances and the duration of YouTube science videos was initially met with a hint of skepticism. Yet, "The Technological Tinkerer's Tale" and "The Adventures of Dr. YouTube and the Incredible Inventions" offered imaginative narratives that echoed our findings, albeit in a more fantastical context. It appears that fiction may not be so far from fact, especially when it comes to the curious interplay between healthcare technology and digital media.

Building upon the groundwork laid by Smith and Doe's analysis of medical appliance technicians in Oregon, our study provides empirical evidence to bolster the notion that the number of medical appliance technicians could indeed be intricately tied to the duration of YouTube science videos. Furthermore, Jones et al.'s Examination of AsapSCIENCE YouTube Videos paves the way for our research by delving into the world of online science education, setting the stage for an exploration of the unexpected link we've uncovered.

Our findings shed light on the inconceivable possibility that the fabrication of medical appliances may, in some inexplicable manner, exert influence over the duration of science videos on YouTube. It's as if the very essence of medical appliance fabrication has woven itself into the fabric of digital science communication, creating a web of interconnectivity that transcends traditional boundaries.

The robust correlation coefficient of 0.9126936 suggests a compelling relationship between these variables, surpassing the odds of finding a statistically significant result in a study involving both medical appliances and internet entertainment – a statistical rarity just as improbable as a medical appliance spontaneously assembling itself. Similarly, the r-squared value of 0.8330096 underscores the substantial degree to which the variation in the number of medical appliance technicians can be explained by the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos, as if these variables are engaged in a harmonious dance, moving in perfect synchrony.

As for the humorously low p-value, its presence adds an extra dash of eccentricity to our findings. With a statistical stamp of approval that defies randomness, it's almost as if the statistical gods themselves have granted their assent to this peculiar association. The universe appears to be winking at us, acknowledging the whimsy of this interplay between the fabrication of medical appliances and the duration of science videos, in a delightfully mysterious dance of statistical significance.

In conclusion, our research offers a playful departure from conventional inquiry by illuminating the unexpected interconnectedness of these seemingly disparate domains. The correlation we've uncovered not only supports prior literature but also introduces a touch of absurdity to the scholarly conversation, challenging us to embrace the delightful mysteries that emerge when seemingly unrelated variables collide in the whimsical world of statistical analysis.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and Total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Correlation Between the Fabrication Nation and YouTube Duration: A Medically Absurd Investigation

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper scrutinizes the amusing link between the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and YouTube, our research examines this peculiar association. The analysis reveals a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9126936 and a statistically significant p value of less than 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021. The findings shed light on the inconceivable possibility that the fabrication of medical appliances could be intricately tied to the duration of YouTube science videos. This research offers a whimsical perspective on the comical interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The correlation between seemingly unrelated variables has long been a source of amusement and intrigue for researchers. In the realm of statistical whimsy, one could hardly imagine a more unlikely pair than the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total duration of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. Yet, as improbable as it may initially seem, our investigation delves into this delightfully absurd connection, seeking to uncover the intricate web of associations that underlies these disparate domains.
The pursuit of knowledge often leads us down unexpected paths, and in this case, it has brought us to the intersection of healthcare technology and online educational content. As we embark on this scientific escapade, it behooves us to approach the subject with a blend of curiosity and skepticism—one part Sherlock Holmes and one part Dr. Frankenstein, if you will. Are we about to unmask a mysterious correlation, or is this all just a statistically improbable fluke? The data will reveal all, and in the spirit of scientific inquiry, we shall proceed with open minds and a healthy dose of whimsy.
Before we plunge headlong into the riveting world of statistical analyses and correlation coefficients, it is prudent to ponder the nature of these two variables in question. On one hand, we have the valiant medical appliance technicians of Oregon, toiling away in their workshops, crafting instruments of mending and mending instruments. On the other hand, we are confronted with the vast expanse of AsapSCIENCE's YouTube library, a treasure trove of quirky educational videos designed to tickle the fancy of the scientifically inclined. What curious forces could possibly draw these two domains into a statistical tango, you may wonder? Ah, dear reader, that is precisely the enigma we aim to unravel.
As we embark on this fanciful journey of exploration, let us keep in mind the words of the great physicist Richard Feynman: "The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool." With this sage advice in our hearts, we shall proceed to dissect the data, tease out the trends, and, with any luck, reveal a correlation so preposterous that it would make even the most seasoned statistician chuckle in disbelief.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the connection between the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos yielded some truly astonishing findings. Firstly, the correlation coefficient of 0.9126936 indicates a remarkably strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This correlation coefficient is even higher than the chances of finding a statistically significant result in a study involving both medical appliances and internet entertainment!
The r-squared value of 0.8330096 further accentuates the substantial degree to which the variation in the number of medical appliance technicians can be explained by the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. It's as if the number of medical appliance technicians is in perfect harmony with the duration of science videos, like a well-designed medical instrument moving effortlessly in sync with the beat of an enlightening YouTube tutorial.
The p-value of less than 0.01 not only provides evidence of a statistically significant relationship but also adds an extra dash of whimsy to our findings. It's as if the statistical gods have given their resounding approval to this peculiar association, giving us a clear signal that the correlation we've uncovered is not just the result of random chance. It's like the universe itself is saying, "Yes, these factors are indeed intertwined in a mysteriously humorous dance of statistical significance."
In Figure 1, the scatterplot visually encapsulates the robust correlation between the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. The data points cling to the linear trend line like enthusiastic students at an AsapSCIENCE lecture, highlighting the remarkable coherence between these two variables. It's almost as if the very fabric of statistical reality is conspiring to amuse us with this unexpected connection.
It's clear from our results that the fates of medical appliance technicians and AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos are intertwined in a way that defies conventional wisdom. This research presents a whimsical perspective on the amusing interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains, offering a delightful departure from the standard fare of scientific inquiry.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our investigation into the connection between the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos has brought to light a statistically robust and inexplicably humorous correlation. The correlation coefficient of 0.9126936 revealed a bond stronger than the affinity between a scientist and their lab coat or a statistician and their calculator. The p-value of less than 0.01 tantalizingly beckons us to embrace the absurdity of this delightful statistical tango. It's as if the forces of statistical significance have conspired to bring these two worlds together in the most amusing of waltzes.

The r-squared value of 0.8330096 underscores the remarkable harmony between the number of medical appliance technicians and the length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos, painting a picture of statistical serendipity that even the most stoic of researchers would find amusing. The scatterplot, akin to a captivating work of modern art, visually encapsulates this improbable relationship, leaving us marveling at the whimsical dance of correlation.

It is with a sense of statistical merriment that we assert the inextricable link between the fabrication nation and the duration of YouTube science videos. This research not only adds a touch of whimsy to the world of statistical analyses but also highlights the delightful caprice of the scientific endeavor. The findings of this study stand as a testament to the unforeseen and often comical connections that can emerge in the realm of research, leaving us with the light-hearted realization that truth truly is stranger than fiction.

Finally, in the spirit of scientific inquiry and a touch of levity, we confidently declare that further investigation into this tantalizing correlation between medical appliance technicians and AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos would be as unnecessary as a redundant control group in a study of the gravitational pull of puns. The whimsy of this correlation speaks for itself, and it is with a statistical wink and a nod that we bid adieu to this delightfully absurd research venture.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Correlation Between the Fabrication Nation and YouTube Duration: A Medically Absurd Investigation. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Quirky Research and Unconventional Findings


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Correlation Between the Fabrication Nation and YouTube Duration: A Medically Absurd Investigation. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Absurd Studies and Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Correlation Between the Fabrication Nation and YouTube Duration: A Medically Absurd Investigation with an abstract of This paper scrutinizes the amusing link between the number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon and the total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and YouTube, our research examines this peculiar association. The analysis reveals a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9126936 and a statistically significant p value of less than 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021. The findings shed light on the inconceivable possibility that the fabrication of medical appliances could be intricately tied to the duration of YouTube science videos. This research offers a whimsical perspective on the comical interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains.

ChatGPT:

fabrication nation, Oregon medical appliance technicians, AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos, correlation coefficient, statistically significant, Bureau of Labor Statistics, YouTube duration, medical appliances, whimsical perspective, interconnectedness of domains

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Data details

The number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of medical appliance technicians in Oregon
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon

Total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos
Detailed data title: Total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos.
Source: YouTube
See what else correlates with Total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos

Correlation r = 0.9126936 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8330096 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 83.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon) over the 10 years from 2012 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00023. 0.0002285177498568111300000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.91 in 0.023% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 4,376 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.67, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2012201320142015201620172018201920202021
The number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon (Laborers)8013090130110150120120180210
Total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos (Total length in seconds)411814887702812900100381220513292101211477821097




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([80,130,90,130,110,150,120,120,180,210,])
array_2 = np.array([4118,14887,7028,12900,10038,12205,13292,10121,14778,21097,])
array_1_name = "The number of medical appliance technicians in Oregon"
array_2_name = "Total length of AsapSCIENCE YouTube videos"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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