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The rise in Votes for the Democrat Presidential candidate in Ohio has led to an increase in political fervor. This surge of passion has somehow sparked a series of international chain reactions, ultimately causing a spike in Kerosene used in Ethiopia. It's as if the political heat traveled through the earth's core and ignited a kerosene craze halfway across the globe. Who would've thought that a political campaign in Ohio could fuel the flames of kerosene consumption in Ethiopia? It's a real political power play with some unexpected global combustion!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: "Generate an image of a high-tech scene contrasting the Democratic election fervor in Ohio with the warmth of Ethiopian homes lit by kerosene lamps. In Ohio, a ballot box overflows with Democrat votes as people gather around discussing the election results with fervor. Meanwhile, in Ethiopia, a line of homes radiates with the warm glow of kerosene lamps, and families are gathered around, feeling the warmth and light in their midst." The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Votes for the Democrat Presidential candidate in Ohio and Kerosene used in Ethiopia. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: a funny image you would see on reddit Magic realism High-tech Cute cartoon Macabre
ChatGPT: High-tech
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Votes for the Democrat Presidential candidate in Ohio and Kerosene used in Ethiopia, in the following situation: The rise in Votes for the Democrat Presidential candidate in Ohio has led to an increase in political fervor. This surge of passion has somehow sparked a series of international chain reactions, ultimately causing a spike in Kerosene used in Ethiopia. It's as if the political heat traveled through the earth's core and ignited a kerosene craze halfway across the globe. Who would've thought that a political campaign in Ohio could fuel the flames of kerosene consumption in Ethiopia? It's a real political power play with some unexpected global combustion!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Ohio, a ballot box overflows with Votes for the Democrat Presidential candidate, as people gather around, discussing the election results with fervor. Meanwhile, in Ethiopia, a line of homes are brightly lit by kerosene lamps, with families gathered around, feeling the warmth and light in their midst.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ High-tech ] and depicting this scene: In Ohio, a ballot box overflows with Votes for the Democrat Presidential candidate, as people gather around, discussing the election results with fervor. Meanwhile, in Ethiopia, a line of homes are brightly lit by kerosene lamps, with families gathered around, feeling the warmth and light in their midst. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: "Generate an image of a high-tech scene contrasting the Democratic election fervor in Ohio with the warmth of Ethiopian homes lit by kerosene lamps. In Ohio, a ballot box overflows with Democrat votes as people gather around discussing the election results with fervor. Meanwhile, in Ethiopia, a line of homes radiates with the warm glow of kerosene lamps, and families are gathered around, feeling the warmth and light in their midst."
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Votes for the Democrat Presidential candidate in Ohio caused Kerosene used in Ethiopia to increase. Make it feel plausible.
AI academic paper
Burning Up the Ballot Box: The Flammable Relationship Between Democratic Votes in Ohio and Kerosene Consumption in Ethiopia The Journal of Cross-Cultural Combustion Studies Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Votes for the Democrat Presidential candidate in Ohio and Kerosene used in Ethiopia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title a clever pun.
Your research team used data from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9498578 and p < 0.01 for 1980 to 2020.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Burning Up the Ballot Box: The Flammable Relationship Between Democratic Votes in Ohio and Kerosene Consumption in Ethiopia"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the unlikely relationship between the number of votes for the Democratic presidential candidate in the swing state of Ohio and the consumption of kerosene in the distant land of Ethiopia. Using data from the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and the Energy Information Administration, we employ rigorous statistical analysis to explore this enigmatic association. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9498578 and a p-value less than 0.01, spanning the years from 1980 to 2020. While the connection may seem as perplexing as a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, our investigation leaves us pondering whether this phenomenon is merely a statistical anomaly or if there might be a spark of truth to this seemingly improbable link. We welcome readers to join us on this unexpectedly illuminating journey as we shed light on the potential implications and noteworthy implications of this curious correlation.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Votes for the Democrat Presidential candidate in Ohio and Kerosene used in Ethiopia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Burning Up the Ballot Box: The Flammable Relationship Between Democratic Votes in Ohio and Kerosene Consumption in Ethiopia"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the unlikely relationship between the number of votes for the Democratic presidential candidate in the swing state of Ohio and the consumption of kerosene in the distant land of Ethiopia. Using data from the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and the Energy Information Administration, we employ rigorous statistical analysis to explore this enigmatic association. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9498578 and a p-value less than 0.01, spanning the years from 1980 to 2020. While the connection may seem as perplexing as a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, our investigation leaves us pondering whether this phenomenon is merely a statistical anomaly or if there might be a spark of truth to this seemingly improbable link. We welcome readers to join us on this unexpectedly illuminating journey as we shed light on the potential implications and noteworthy implications of this curious correlation.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The realm of statistical analysis often leads researchers down unexpected paths, uncovering peculiar associations that challenge conventional wisdom and defy logical explanation. In this vein, our study delves into the curious correlation between the number of votes cast for the Democratic presidential candidate in Ohio, a critical battleground state in American politics, and the consumption of kerosene in Ethiopia, a distant and seemingly unrelated domain. At first glance, one might be inclined to dismiss this connection as nothing more than statistical noise, or perhaps even a mere fluke of data. However, our investigation strives to disentangle this enigmatic relationship, aiming to discern whether there is substance behind the statistical smoke, or if we are merely chasing shadows in the data.
The conundrum of our study lies in the juxtaposition of two seemingly disparate variables: political preferences in the heart of the United States and household energy consumption in a distant African nation. Yet, as Socrates famously asserted, "Wisdom begins in wonder" (Plato, Theaetetus, 155d). Therefore, armed with this philosophical mandate, we embark on a methodical inquiry into this statistically bewitching phenomenon, aiming to discern whether there is an ethereal connection between the choices made at the ballot box in Ohio and the use of kerosene lamps in the Ethiopian countryside.
It is worth noting that, while statistical analysis can often unravel meaningful relationships, it is equally capable of generating spurious and nonsensical associations if one were to cast the net too wide. Therefore, it is imperative to approach our findings with a healthy dose of skepticism, much like a diligent fisherman inspecting the day's catch for unwelcome red herrings. Nonetheless, our preliminary findings, as detailed in the abstract, have piqued our interest and encouraged us to probe deeper into this statistically tantalizing conundrum.
As we journey into the heart of this peculiar statistical puzzle, we invite our readers to suspend disbelief and join us on a peculiar voyage, where the unexpected correlation between political voting patterns and kerosene consumption unfolds before our discerning eyes. Embracing the spirit of inquiry and the penchant for statistical rigor, we endeavor to shed light on this unexpected association and unveil the potential implications that might lie beneath the surface of this statistically significant relationship.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Votes for the Democrat Presidential candidate in Ohio and Kerosene used in Ethiopia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Burning Up the Ballot Box: The Flammable Relationship Between Democratic Votes in Ohio and Kerosene Consumption in Ethiopia"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the unlikely relationship between the number of votes for the Democratic presidential candidate in the swing state of Ohio and the consumption of kerosene in the distant land of Ethiopia. Using data from the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and the Energy Information Administration, we employ rigorous statistical analysis to explore this enigmatic association. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9498578 and a p-value less than 0.01, spanning the years from 1980 to 2020. While the connection may seem as perplexing as a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, our investigation leaves us pondering whether this phenomenon is merely a statistical anomaly or if there might be a spark of truth to this seemingly improbable link. We welcome readers to join us on this unexpectedly illuminating journey as we shed light on the potential implications and noteworthy implications of this curious correlation.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The realm of statistical analysis often leads researchers down unexpected paths, uncovering peculiar associations that challenge conventional wisdom and defy logical explanation. In this vein, our study delves into the curious correlation between the number of votes cast for the Democratic presidential candidate in Ohio, a critical battleground state in American politics, and the consumption of kerosene in Ethiopia, a distant and seemingly unrelated domain. At first glance, one might be inclined to dismiss this connection as nothing more than statistical noise, or perhaps even a mere fluke of data. However, our investigation strives to disentangle this enigmatic relationship, aiming to discern whether there is substance behind the statistical smoke, or if we are merely chasing shadows in the data.
The conundrum of our study lies in the juxtaposition of two seemingly disparate variables: political preferences in the heart of the United States and household energy consumption in a distant African nation. Yet, as Socrates famously asserted, "Wisdom begins in wonder" (Plato, Theaetetus, 155d). Therefore, armed with this philosophical mandate, we embark on a methodical inquiry into this statistically bewitching phenomenon, aiming to discern whether there is an ethereal connection between the choices made at the ballot box in Ohio and the use of kerosene lamps in the Ethiopian countryside.
It is worth noting that, while statistical analysis can often unravel meaningful relationships, it is equally capable of generating spurious and nonsensical associations if one were to cast the net too wide. Therefore, it is imperative to approach our findings with a healthy dose of skepticism, much like a diligent fisherman inspecting the day's catch for unwelcome red herrings. Nonetheless, our preliminary findings, as detailed in the abstract, have piqued our interest and encouraged us to probe deeper into this statistically tantalizing conundrum.
As we journey into the heart of this peculiar statistical puzzle, we invite our readers to suspend disbelief and join us on a peculiar voyage, where the unexpected correlation between political voting patterns and kerosene consumption unfolds before our discerning eyes. Embracing the spirit of inquiry and the penchant for statistical rigor, we endeavor to shed light on this unexpected association and unveil the potential implications that might lie beneath the surface of this statistically significant relationship.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The investigation of unexpected correlations between seemingly unrelated phenomena is not an uncommon undertaking in the realm of empirical inquiry. At the intersection of electoral behaviors in the United States and energy consumption patterns in Ethiopia lies a conundrum that has prompted scholarly contemplation and conjecture. In the pursuit of understanding the enigmatic relationship between Democratic votes in Ohio and kerosene usage in Ethiopia, the literature presents a diverse array of perspectives, ranging from the rigorously empirical to the delightfully speculative.
Smith et al. (2015) elaborate on the intricate interplay of sociopolitical factors and resource utilization, shedding light on surprising patterns that emerge from the juxtaposition of domestic political dynamics and international energy usage. While the connection between electoral outcomes and household energy choices may appear as unlikely as a camel navigating through the eye of a needle, the authors expound upon the potential implications of such unexpected correlations. Their work serves as a foundation for the exploration of seemingly incongruous relationships, beckoning researchers to contemplate the multifaceted nature of statistical associations in the global landscape.
In "Inequalities in Global Energy Consumption: A Comparative Analysis" by Doe (2018), the author embarks on a scholarly odyssey across continents and political terrains, unearthing disparities in energy consumption that transcend geographical boundaries. The intricacies of kerosene usage in Ethiopia are juxtaposed with the ebb and flow of electoral preferences in the heart of the United States, prompting readers to ponder the complexities of global interconnectedness. As Doe navigates the labyrinthine pathways of energy access and political dynamics, the reader is compelled to consider the far-reaching tentacles of statistical correlations that interlace seemingly disparate domains.
Jones (2020) exposes readers to a fresh perspective in "Kerosene Chronicles: An Exploration of Illumination and Influence." While not explicitly focused on electoral phenomena, Jones' exploration of kerosene's role in domestic settings serves as a compelling backdrop for contemplating the intricate web of factors that shape household energy choices. The nuanced portrayal of kerosene's multifaceted significance within the Ethiopian context invites readers to contemplate the interplay of social, economic, and cultural dynamics, echoing the complexity inherent in deciphering statistical associations of unforeseen magnitude.
Beyond the realm of scholarly discourse, non-fiction works such as "Energy Politics: A Global Perspective" by Renner (2019) and "Electoral Dynamics in the Heartland" by Chavez (2016) provide complementary perspectives that contribute to the multifaceted tapestry of understanding electoral behaviors and energy utilization on a global scale. The interplay of socioeconomic forces, policy decisions, and individual agency intertwines in an intricate dance, prompting readers to contemplate the far-reaching ramifications of statistical relationships that transcend conventional boundaries.
In the literary realm, fiction offers a whimsical lens through which to contemplate the unexpected nexus of political and energy dynamics. Jules Verne's "Around the World in Eighty Days" and Dan Brown's "The Da Vinci Code" serve as imaginative touchstones that beckon readers to consider the serendipitous encounters and improbable connections that unfold in the tapestry of human experience. While not grounded in empirical analysis, these literary works invite readers to embrace the unexpected and savor the unraveling of mysteries that defy logical explanation, mirroring the perplexing allure of statistical associations that challenge conventional reasoning.
Drawing inspiration from the realm of board games, the playful intricacies of "Ticket to Ride" and "Clue" offer a playful yet thought-provoking analogy for the endeavor of unraveling statistical puzzles that intertwine disparate domains. The whimsical juxtaposition of electoral decisions in Ohio and kerosene consumption in Ethiopia mirrors the unpredictability and intrigue that characterize strategic gameplay, prompting researchers to approach this statistical enigma with a spirit of curiosity and analytical acumen.
Amidst this scholarly discourse, the unexpected correlation between Democratic votes in Ohio and kerosene consumption in Ethiopia emerges as a captivating enigma that beckons researchers to contemplate the boundless intricacies of statistical interconnections. As we traverse the varied terrain of empirical inquiry and imaginative contemplation, the journey towards unraveling this statistically tantalizing conundrum assumes an air of delightful intrigue and scholarly amusement, inviting readers to join in the pursuit of understanding the unexpected sparks that illuminate the analytical landscape.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Votes for the Democrat Presidential candidate in Ohio and Kerosene used in Ethiopia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 1980 to 2020
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Burning Up the Ballot Box: The Flammable Relationship Between Democratic Votes in Ohio and Kerosene Consumption in Ethiopia"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the unlikely relationship between the number of votes for the Democratic presidential candidate in the swing state of Ohio and the consumption of kerosene in the distant land of Ethiopia. Using data from the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and the Energy Information Administration, we employ rigorous statistical analysis to explore this enigmatic association. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9498578 and a p-value less than 0.01, spanning the years from 1980 to 2020. While the connection may seem as perplexing as a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, our investigation leaves us pondering whether this phenomenon is merely a statistical anomaly or if there might be a spark of truth to this seemingly improbable link. We welcome readers to join us on this unexpectedly illuminating journey as we shed light on the potential implications and noteworthy implications of this curious correlation.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The realm of statistical analysis often leads researchers down unexpected paths, uncovering peculiar associations that challenge conventional wisdom and defy logical explanation. In this vein, our study delves into the curious correlation between the number of votes cast for the Democratic presidential candidate in Ohio, a critical battleground state in American politics, and the consumption of kerosene in Ethiopia, a distant and seemingly unrelated domain. At first glance, one might be inclined to dismiss this connection as nothing more than statistical noise, or perhaps even a mere fluke of data. However, our investigation strives to disentangle this enigmatic relationship, aiming to discern whether there is substance behind the statistical smoke, or if we are merely chasing shadows in the data.
The conundrum of our study lies in the juxtaposition of two seemingly disparate variables: political preferences in the heart of the United States and household energy consumption in a distant African nation. Yet, as Socrates famously asserted, "Wisdom begins in wonder" (Plato, Theaetetus, 155d). Therefore, armed with this philosophical mandate, we embark on a methodical inquiry into this statistically bewitching phenomenon, aiming to discern whether there is an ethereal connection between the choices made at the ballot box in Ohio and the use of kerosene lamps in the Ethiopian countryside.
It is worth noting that, while statistical analysis can often unravel meaningful relationships, it is equally capable of generating spurious and nonsensical associations if one were to cast the net too wide. Therefore, it is imperative to approach our findings with a healthy dose of skepticism, much like a diligent fisherman inspecting the day's catch for unwelcome red herrings. Nonetheless, our preliminary findings, as detailed in the abstract, have piqued our interest and encouraged us to probe deeper into this statistically tantalizing conundrum.
As we journey into the heart of this peculiar statistical puzzle, we invite our readers to suspend disbelief and join us on a peculiar voyage, where the unexpected correlation between political voting patterns and kerosene consumption unfolds before our discerning eyes. Embracing the spirit of inquiry and the penchant for statistical rigor, we endeavor to shed light on this unexpected association and unveil the potential implications that might lie beneath the surface of this statistically significant relationship.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The research methods employed in this analysis entailed a comprehensive and exhaustive data collection process, akin to a heedful ornithologist painstakingly cataloging the diverse plumage of avian species. Data from the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and the Energy Information Administration were gathered and meticulously examined, ensuring an unwavering commitment to statistical fidelity.
To commence this investigation, we initiated the process by sourcing historical electoral data encompassing the span of elections from 1980 to 2020, focusing primarily on the swing state of Ohio. This selection is prudent, as Ohio's electoral significance is akin to the pivotal role of a leading actor in a theatrical production, casting its influence on the national political stage.
Simultaneously, data on kerosene consumption in the bucolic landscapes of Ethiopia was procured, meticulously scrutinizing information from reputable sources akin to an astute chef meticulously selecting the freshest ingredients for culinary endeavors.
The statistical pursuits embarked upon an examination of descriptive and inferential analyses of the dataset, encompassing methods such as Pearson correlation coefficient and regression analysis. The correlation coefficient served as a faithful compass guiding our understanding of the relationship between the variables, while regression analysis illuminated the nature and magnitude of their potential interaction, akin to a skilled detective unraveling the subtle nuances of a cryptic case.
Moreover, to validate the robustness of our findings and account for potential confounding variables, a series of sensitivity analyses were conducted, evoking the meticulous scrutiny of an art restorer endeavoring to unveil hidden layers beneath the surface of an ancient canvas.
These multifaceted statistical methodologies were rigorously applied to ensure the soundness and reliability of our findings, akin to the meticulous crafting of an exquisite timepiece capable of withstanding the test of time.
Furthermore, the time-spanning nature of the data allowed for a longitudinal analysis, akin to an archaeologist peeling back layers of sediment to reveal the historical narrative concealed beneath.
In concluding this section, it is imperative to emphasize the diligent and exacting nature of our research endeavors, meticulously crafted to uphold the standards of academic rigor and scrutiny. The capacity for wonder and the pursuit of empirical truth underscored our every step, akin to the astute navigator charting a course through turbulent waters on an expedition of intellectual discovery.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Votes for the Democrat Presidential candidate in Ohio and Kerosene used in Ethiopia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse and Energy Information Administration .
For the time period 1980 to 2020, you found a correlation 0.9498578, r-squared of 0.9022298, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Burning Up the Ballot Box: The Flammable Relationship Between Democratic Votes in Ohio and Kerosene Consumption in Ethiopia"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the unlikely relationship between the number of votes for the Democratic presidential candidate in the swing state of Ohio and the consumption of kerosene in the distant land of Ethiopia. Using data from the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and the Energy Information Administration, we employ rigorous statistical analysis to explore this enigmatic association. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9498578 and a p-value less than 0.01, spanning the years from 1980 to 2020. While the connection may seem as perplexing as a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, our investigation leaves us pondering whether this phenomenon is merely a statistical anomaly or if there might be a spark of truth to this seemingly improbable link. We welcome readers to join us on this unexpectedly illuminating journey as we shed light on the potential implications and noteworthy implications of this curious correlation.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The realm of statistical analysis often leads researchers down unexpected paths, uncovering peculiar associations that challenge conventional wisdom and defy logical explanation. In this vein, our study delves into the curious correlation between the number of votes cast for the Democratic presidential candidate in Ohio, a critical battleground state in American politics, and the consumption of kerosene in Ethiopia, a distant and seemingly unrelated domain. At first glance, one might be inclined to dismiss this connection as nothing more than statistical noise, or perhaps even a mere fluke of data. However, our investigation strives to disentangle this enigmatic relationship, aiming to discern whether there is substance behind the statistical smoke, or if we are merely chasing shadows in the data.
The conundrum of our study lies in the juxtaposition of two seemingly disparate variables: political preferences in the heart of the United States and household energy consumption in a distant African nation. Yet, as Socrates famously asserted, "Wisdom begins in wonder" (Plato, Theaetetus, 155d). Therefore, armed with this philosophical mandate, we embark on a methodical inquiry into this statistically bewitching phenomenon, aiming to discern whether there is an ethereal connection between the choices made at the ballot box in Ohio and the use of kerosene lamps in the Ethiopian countryside.
It is worth noting that, while statistical analysis can often unravel meaningful relationships, it is equally capable of generating spurious and nonsensical associations if one were to cast the net too wide. Therefore, it is imperative to approach our findings with a healthy dose of skepticism, much like a diligent fisherman inspecting the day's catch for unwelcome red herrings. Nonetheless, our preliminary findings, as detailed in the abstract, have piqued our interest and encouraged us to probe deeper into this statistically tantalizing conundrum.
As we journey into the heart of this peculiar statistical puzzle, we invite our readers to suspend disbelief and join us on a peculiar voyage, where the unexpected correlation between political voting patterns and kerosene consumption unfolds before our discerning eyes. Embracing the spirit of inquiry and the penchant for statistical rigor, we endeavor to shed light on this unexpected association and unveil the potential implications that might lie beneath the surface of this statistically significant relationship.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the relationship between the number of votes for the Democratic presidential candidate in Ohio and the consumption of kerosene in Ethiopia yielded a notably robust correlation coefficient of 0.9498578, indicating a strong positive association between these seemingly unrelated variables. This finding is further supported by an r-squared value of 0.9022298, which underscores the substantial proportion of variation in kerosene consumption in Ethiopia that is explained by the votes for the Democratic candidate in Ohio across the years 1980 to 2020. Moreover, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis of no association, lending credence to the significance of this unexpected correlation.
Figure 1 illustrates the compelling relationship between the two variables, portrayed as a scatterplot that vividly captures the remarkable alignment between the number of Democratic votes in Ohio and the consumption of kerosene in Ethiopia. The scatterplot serves as a visual testament to the striking correspondence observed in the data, showcasing the unexpected synchronicity that has emerged from our rigorous statistical analysis.
While the apparent link between these divergent factors may appear as bewildering as a magician's sleight of hand, our investigation thrusts this improbable association into the spotlight, prompting contemplation of the deeper undercurrents that may underpin this unlikely relationship. As we stand at the intersection of American political choices and Ethiopian energy consumption, we are confronted with a statistical mystery that beckons further exploration and contemplation.
The findings of this study not only challenge conventional expectations but also beckon the scientific community to unravel the elusive threads of causality and potential mechanisms that may underlie this enigmatic connection. Whether this correlation is merely a fortuitous statistical artifact or harbors substantive implications remains an enigma that begs for further probing and discussion. Our expedition into this unforeseen statistical landscape invites scholars and enthusiasts alike to ponder the unanticipated revelation that lies at the intriguing nexus of political voting behaviors and household energy consumption, lest we miss the forest for the kerosene lamps.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Votes for the Democrat Presidential candidate in Ohio and Kerosene used in Ethiopia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
"Burning Up the Ballot Box: The Flammable Relationship Between Democratic Votes in Ohio and Kerosene Consumption in Ethiopia"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the unlikely relationship between the number of votes for the Democratic presidential candidate in the swing state of Ohio and the consumption of kerosene in the distant land of Ethiopia. Using data from the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and the Energy Information Administration, we employ rigorous statistical analysis to explore this enigmatic association. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9498578 and a p-value less than 0.01, spanning the years from 1980 to 2020. While the connection may seem as perplexing as a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, our investigation leaves us pondering whether this phenomenon is merely a statistical anomaly or if there might be a spark of truth to this seemingly improbable link. We welcome readers to join us on this unexpectedly illuminating journey as we shed light on the potential implications and noteworthy implications of this curious correlation.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The investigation of unexpected correlations between seemingly unrelated phenomena is not an uncommon undertaking in the realm of empirical inquiry. At the intersection of electoral behaviors in the United States and energy consumption patterns in Ethiopia lies a conundrum that has prompted scholarly contemplation and conjecture. In the pursuit of understanding the enigmatic relationship between Democratic votes in Ohio and kerosene usage in Ethiopia, the literature presents a diverse array of perspectives, ranging from the rigorously empirical to the delightfully speculative.
Smith et al. (2015) elaborate on the intricate interplay of sociopolitical factors and resource utilization, shedding light on surprising patterns that emerge from the juxtaposition of domestic political dynamics and international energy usage. While the connection between electoral outcomes and household energy choices may appear as unlikely as a camel navigating through the eye of a needle, the authors expound upon the potential implications of such unexpected correlations. Their work serves as a foundation for the exploration of seemingly incongruous relationships, beckoning researchers to contemplate the multifaceted nature of statistical associations in the global landscape.
In "Inequalities in Global Energy Consumption: A Comparative Analysis" by Doe (2018), the author embarks on a scholarly odyssey across continents and political terrains, unearthing disparities in energy consumption that transcend geographical boundaries. The intricacies of kerosene usage in Ethiopia are juxtaposed with the ebb and flow of electoral preferences in the heart of the United States, prompting readers to ponder the complexities of global interconnectedness. As Doe navigates the labyrinthine pathways of energy access and political dynamics, the reader is compelled to consider the far-reaching tentacles of statistical correlations that interlace seemingly disparate domains.
Jones (2020) exposes readers to a fresh perspective in "Kerosene Chronicles: An Exploration of Illumination and Influence." While not explicitly focused on electoral phenomena, Jones' exploration of kerosene's role in domestic settings serves as a compelling backdrop for contemplating the intricate web of factors that shape household energy choices. The nuanced portrayal of kerosene's multifaceted significance within the Ethiopian context invites readers to contemplate the interplay of social, economic, and cultural dynamics, echoing the complexity inherent in deciphering statistical associations of unforeseen magnitude.
Beyond the realm of scholarly discourse, non-fiction works such as "Energy Politics: A Global Perspective" by Renner (2019) and "Electoral Dynamics in the Heartland" by Chavez (2016) provide complementary perspectives that contribute to the multifaceted tapestry of understanding electoral behaviors and energy utilization on a global scale. The interplay of socioeconomic forces, policy decisions, and individual agency intertwines in an intricate dance, prompting readers to contemplate the far-reaching ramifications of statistical relationships that transcend conventional boundaries.
In the literary realm, fiction offers a whimsical lens through which to contemplate the unexpected nexus of political and energy dynamics. Jules Verne's "Around the World in Eighty Days" and Dan Brown's "The Da Vinci Code" serve as imaginative touchstones that beckon readers to consider the serendipitous encounters and improbable connections that unfold in the tapestry of human experience. While not grounded in empirical analysis, these literary works invite readers to embrace the unexpected and savor the unraveling of mysteries that defy logical explanation, mirroring the perplexing allure of statistical associations that challenge conventional reasoning.
Drawing inspiration from the realm of board games, the playful intricacies of "Ticket to Ride" and "Clue" offer a playful yet thought-provoking analogy for the endeavor of unraveling statistical puzzles that intertwine disparate domains. The whimsical juxtaposition of electoral decisions in Ohio and kerosene consumption in Ethiopia mirrors the unpredictability and intrigue that characterize strategic gameplay, prompting researchers to approach this statistical enigma with a spirit of curiosity and analytical acumen.
Amidst this scholarly discourse, the unexpected correlation between Democratic votes in Ohio and kerosene consumption in Ethiopia emerges as a captivating enigma that beckons researchers to contemplate the boundless intricacies of statistical interconnections. As we traverse the varied terrain of empirical inquiry and imaginative contemplation, the journey towards unraveling this statistically tantalizing conundrum assumes an air of delightful intrigue and scholarly amusement, inviting readers to join in the pursuit of understanding the unexpected sparks that illuminate the analytical landscape.
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the relationship between the number of votes for the Democratic presidential candidate in Ohio and the consumption of kerosene in Ethiopia yielded a notably robust correlation coefficient of 0.9498578, indicating a strong positive association between these seemingly unrelated variables. This finding is further supported by an r-squared value of 0.9022298, which underscores the substantial proportion of variation in kerosene consumption in Ethiopia that is explained by the votes for the Democratic candidate in Ohio across the years 1980 to 2020. Moreover, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis of no association, lending credence to the significance of this unexpected correlation.
Figure 1 illustrates the compelling relationship between the two variables, portrayed as a scatterplot that vividly captures the remarkable alignment between the number of Democratic votes in Ohio and the consumption of kerosene in Ethiopia. The scatterplot serves as a visual testament to the striking correspondence observed in the data, showcasing the unexpected synchronicity that has emerged from our rigorous statistical analysis.
While the apparent link between these divergent factors may appear as bewildering as a magician's sleight of hand, our investigation thrusts this improbable association into the spotlight, prompting contemplation of the deeper undercurrents that may underpin this unlikely relationship. As we stand at the intersection of American political choices and Ethiopian energy consumption, we are confronted with a statistical mystery that beckons further exploration and contemplation.
The findings of this study not only challenge conventional expectations but also beckon the scientific community to unravel the elusive threads of causality and potential mechanisms that may underlie this enigmatic connection. Whether this correlation is merely a fortuitous statistical artifact or harbors substantive implications remains an enigma that begs for further probing and discussion. Our expedition into this unforeseen statistical landscape invites scholars and enthusiasts alike to ponder the unanticipated revelation that lies at the intriguing nexus of political voting behaviors and household energy consumption, lest we miss the forest for the kerosene lamps.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
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[[DISCUSSION]]
The unexpected correlation between the number of votes for the Democratic presidential candidate in Ohio and the consumption of kerosene in Ethiopia has provided a wealth of intriguing findings that prompt an engaging intellectual pursuit. Our investigation offers a striking confirmation of the prior research, remarkably supporting the unorthodox notions previously observed in the literature. The remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9498578 and the r-squared value of 0.9022298 underscore the robustness of this association, affirming the compelling link between these seemingly incongruous variables.
While the notion of drawing parallels between political voting behavior in Ohio and household energy choices in Ethiopia may initially evoke a raised eyebrow or two, the findings of this study resoundingly echo the surprising patterns identified by Smith et al. (2015) and Doe (2018). The interplay of sociopolitical dynamics and resource utilization emerges as a compelling backdrop against which to contemplate the intricate statistical tapestry that intertwines domestic electoral outcomes and global energy consumption. The unexpected alignment observed in our analysis serves as a testament to the far-reaching implications of statistical relationships that transcend conventional boundaries, shedding light on the peculiar symphony of factors that underpin seemingly unrelated phenomena.
The whimsical juxtaposition of electoral decisions in Ohio and kerosene consumption in Ethiopia, as previously alluded to in the literature review, resonates with the playful serendipity encountered in works of fiction and board games. However, our rigorous statistical investigation has underlined the substantive nature of this correlation, leaving little room for mere conjecture. The p-value of less than 0.01 firmly rejects the null hypothesis, cementing the statistical significance of this unexpected association and steering the spotlight toward the enigmatic threads of causality that warrant further exploration.
As we navigate the enigmatic terrain of statistical interconnections, it becomes increasingly evident that the correlation between Democratic votes in Ohio and kerosene consumption in Ethiopia holds implications of far-reaching significance that beckon further scrutiny and analytical contemplation. The inherent peculiarity of this statistical relationship mirrors the perplexing allure of unraveling mysteries that defy conventional reasoning, prompting scholars and enthusiasts alike to engage in the scholarly amusement and intellectual intrigue that permeate this captivating statistical conundrum.
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System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
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Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Votes for the Democrat Presidential candidate in Ohio and Kerosene used in Ethiopia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Burning Up the Ballot Box: The Flammable Relationship Between Democratic Votes in Ohio and Kerosene Consumption in Ethiopia"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the unlikely relationship between the number of votes for the Democratic presidential candidate in the swing state of Ohio and the consumption of kerosene in the distant land of Ethiopia. Using data from the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and the Energy Information Administration, we employ rigorous statistical analysis to explore this enigmatic association. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9498578 and a p-value less than 0.01, spanning the years from 1980 to 2020. While the connection may seem as perplexing as a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, our investigation leaves us pondering whether this phenomenon is merely a statistical anomaly or if there might be a spark of truth to this seemingly improbable link. We welcome readers to join us on this unexpectedly illuminating journey as we shed light on the potential implications and noteworthy implications of this curious correlation.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
The realm of statistical analysis often leads researchers down unexpected paths, uncovering peculiar associations that challenge conventional wisdom and defy logical explanation. In this vein, our study delves into the curious correlation between the number of votes cast for the Democratic presidential candidate in Ohio, a critical battleground state in American politics, and the consumption of kerosene in Ethiopia, a distant and seemingly unrelated domain. At first glance, one might be inclined to dismiss this connection as nothing more than statistical noise, or perhaps even a mere fluke of data. However, our investigation strives to disentangle this enigmatic relationship, aiming to discern whether there is substance behind the statistical smoke, or if we are merely chasing shadows in the data.
The conundrum of our study lies in the juxtaposition of two seemingly disparate variables: political preferences in the heart of the United States and household energy consumption in a distant African nation. Yet, as Socrates famously asserted, "Wisdom begins in wonder" (Plato, Theaetetus, 155d). Therefore, armed with this philosophical mandate, we embark on a methodical inquiry into this statistically bewitching phenomenon, aiming to discern whether there is an ethereal connection between the choices made at the ballot box in Ohio and the use of kerosene lamps in the Ethiopian countryside.
It is worth noting that, while statistical analysis can often unravel meaningful relationships, it is equally capable of generating spurious and nonsensical associations if one were to cast the net too wide. Therefore, it is imperative to approach our findings with a healthy dose of skepticism, much like a diligent fisherman inspecting the day's catch for unwelcome red herrings. Nonetheless, our preliminary findings, as detailed in the abstract, have piqued our interest and encouraged us to probe deeper into this statistically tantalizing conundrum.
As we journey into the heart of this peculiar statistical puzzle, we invite our readers to suspend disbelief and join us on a peculiar voyage, where the unexpected correlation between political voting patterns and kerosene consumption unfolds before our discerning eyes. Embracing the spirit of inquiry and the penchant for statistical rigor, we endeavor to shed light on this unexpected association and unveil the potential implications that might lie beneath the surface of this statistically significant relationship.
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the relationship between the number of votes for the Democratic presidential candidate in Ohio and the consumption of kerosene in Ethiopia yielded a notably robust correlation coefficient of 0.9498578, indicating a strong positive association between these seemingly unrelated variables. This finding is further supported by an r-squared value of 0.9022298, which underscores the substantial proportion of variation in kerosene consumption in Ethiopia that is explained by the votes for the Democratic candidate in Ohio across the years 1980 to 2020. Moreover, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis of no association, lending credence to the significance of this unexpected correlation.
Figure 1 illustrates the compelling relationship between the two variables, portrayed as a scatterplot that vividly captures the remarkable alignment between the number of Democratic votes in Ohio and the consumption of kerosene in Ethiopia. The scatterplot serves as a visual testament to the striking correspondence observed in the data, showcasing the unexpected synchronicity that has emerged from our rigorous statistical analysis.
While the apparent link between these divergent factors may appear as bewildering as a magician's sleight of hand, our investigation thrusts this improbable association into the spotlight, prompting contemplation of the deeper undercurrents that may underpin this unlikely relationship. As we stand at the intersection of American political choices and Ethiopian energy consumption, we are confronted with a statistical mystery that beckons further exploration and contemplation.
The findings of this study not only challenge conventional expectations but also beckon the scientific community to unravel the elusive threads of causality and potential mechanisms that may underlie this enigmatic connection. Whether this correlation is merely a fortuitous statistical artifact or harbors substantive implications remains an enigma that begs for further probing and discussion. Our expedition into this unforeseen statistical landscape invites scholars and enthusiasts alike to ponder the unanticipated revelation that lies at the intriguing nexus of political voting behaviors and household energy consumption, lest we miss the forest for the kerosene lamps.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our investigation into the perplexing relationship between the number of votes for the Democratic presidential candidate in Ohio and the consumption of kerosene in Ethiopia has unearthed a striking correlation that defies conventional expectations. The robust correlation coefficient and significant p-value underscore the statistical veracity of this unexpected association, prompting a reevaluation of our understanding of the interplay between seemingly unrelated variables. While our findings may seem as curious as a cat's fascination with yarn, they beckon us to contemplate the potential implications of this statistically captivating connection.
As we reflect on the surprising alignment between American political preferences and Ethiopian household energy consumption, it becomes clear that this correlation transcends mere statistical happenstance. The implications of such an unanticipated nexus extend beyond the confines of traditional disciplinary boundaries, akin to discovering a hidden treasure map leading to uncharted intellectual territories.
However, despite the alluring mystery that shrouds this unlikely relationship, we must exercise caution in drawing hasty conclusions. After all, correlation does not imply causation, and it would be unwise to jump to rash conjectures without due diligence. As the great Sherlock Holmes remarked, "It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data" (Arthur Conan Doyle, A Study in Scarlet). Hence, we hold that further inquiry and meticulous scrutiny are necessary to unravel the tangled web of underlying factors that may explain this unexpected correlation.
In light of the compelling yet confounding nature of our findings, we posit that the time has come to bid adieu to this statistical conundrum. As we close this chapter of our investigation, we assert with confidence that no further research is required to probe the intricacies of this peculiar association. Instead, we invite future scholars to explore equally enigmatic correlations, thereby adding to the tapestry of statistical curiosities that continue to beguile and confound the astute minds of the scientific community.
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User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Burning Up the Ballot Box: The Flammable Relationship Between Democratic Votes in Ohio and Kerosene Consumption in Ethiopia. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Cross-Cultural Combustion Studies
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The Global Institute for Cross-Cultural Combustion Studies
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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Burning Up the Ballot Box: The Flammable Relationship Between Democratic Votes in Ohio and Kerosene Consumption in Ethiopia with an abstract of In this study, we investigate the unlikely relationship between the number of votes for the Democratic presidential candidate in the swing state of Ohio and the consumption of kerosene in the distant land of Ethiopia. Using data from the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and the Energy Information Administration, we employ rigorous statistical analysis to explore this enigmatic association. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9498578 and a p-value less than 0.01, spanning the years from 1980 to 2020. While the connection may seem as perplexing as a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, our investigation leaves us pondering whether this phenomenon is merely a statistical anomaly or if there might be a spark of truth to this seemingly improbable link. We welcome readers to join us on this unexpectedly illuminating journey as we shed light on the potential implications and noteworthy implications of this curious correlation.
ChatGPT:
Democratic votes, Ohio, kerosene consumption, Ethiopia, correlation, statistical analysis, swing state, election data, energy consumption, statistical anomaly, political science, Ohio voting patterns
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Data details
Votes for the Democratic Presidential candidate in OhioDetailed data title: Percentage of all votes cast for the Democrat Presidential candidate in Ohio
Source: MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse
See what else correlates with Votes for the Democratic Presidential candidate in Ohio
Kerosene used in Ethiopia
Detailed data title: Volume of kerosene used consumed in Ethiopia in millions of barrels per day
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Kerosene used in Ethiopia
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.9022298 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 90.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Kerosene used in Ethiopia) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Votes for the Democratic Presidential candidate in Ohio) over the 9 years from 1980 through 2020.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 8.8E-5. 0.0000884880856361323100000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.95 in 0.0088% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 11,301 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 8 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 8 because we have two variables measured over a period of 9 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.77, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1980 | 1984 | 1992 | 2000 | 2004 | 2008 | 2012 | 2016 | 2020 | |
Votes for the Democratic Presidential candidate in Ohio (Percentage of votes) | 40.9098 | 40.0032 | 40.1813 | 46.4404 | 48.7067 | 51.5043 | 50.6667 | 43.5581 | 45.2393 |
Kerosene used in Ethiopia (Million Barrels/Day) | 0.627907 | 0.784884 | 0.3 | 3.42148 | 4.26628 | 5.34342 | 5.73926 | 3 | 1.41068 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Very low n: There are not many data points included in this analysis. Even if the p-value is high, we should be suspicious of using so few datapoints in a correlation.
- Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([40.9098,40.0032,40.1813,46.4404,48.7067,51.5043,50.6667,43.5581,45.2393,])
array_2 = np.array([0.627907,0.784884,0.3,3.42148,4.26628,5.34342,5.73926,3,1.41068,])
array_1_name = "Votes for the Democratic Presidential candidate in Ohio"
array_2_name = "Kerosene used in Ethiopia"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 4478 · Black Variable ID: 26151 · Red Variable ID: 24404