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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the second variable is Google searches for 'i cant even'.  The chart goes from 2004 to 2023, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The cleaner air in Lafayette led to an uptick in productivity and overall zen vibes. With clearer lungs and sharper minds, people had the capacity to contemplate the incomprehensible, causing a surge in 'i cant even' moments. Breathe in that irony, Lafayette!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ Data cyber art ] Prompt: Generate an image that features a serene urban landscape set in Lafayette, Louisiana. The scene showcases a clear blue sky, gentle breeze, and lush greenery. People can be seen outdoors, expressing joy and relaxation in the improved air quality. Simultaneously, incorporate a subtle layer within the image where individuals are engaged in online activities, indicating their search for "i cant even" on Google. This juxtaposition should portray a sense of tranquility alongside the modern-day digital expressions of bewilderment and disbelief. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and Google searches for 'i cant even'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cute cartoon Oragami Data cyber art Whimsical illustration Cyberpunk
ChatGPT: Data cyber art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and Google searches for 'i cant even', in the following situation: The cleaner air in Lafayette led to an uptick in productivity and overall zen vibes. With clearer lungs and sharper minds, people had the capacity to contemplate the incomprehensible, causing a surge in 'i cant even' moments. Breathe in that irony, Lafayette!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Lafayette, Louisiana, the air quality has improved, with clear blue skies and a gentle breeze. People are seen outside, enjoying the fresh air and feeling a sense of peace and clarity. In the same scene, many individuals are searching on Google for "i cant even," as they contemplate the incomprehensible and share moments of ironic disbelief.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Data cyber art ] and depicting this scene: In Lafayette, Louisiana, the air quality has improved, with clear blue skies and a gentle breeze. People are seen outside, enjoying the fresh air and feeling a sense of peace and clarity. In the same scene, many individuals are searching on Google for "i cant even," as they contemplate the incomprehensible and share moments of ironic disbelief. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ Data cyber art ] Prompt: Generate an image that features a serene urban landscape set in Lafayette, Louisiana. The scene showcases a clear blue sky, gentle breeze, and lush greenery. People can be seen outdoors, expressing joy and relaxation in the improved air quality. Simultaneously, incorporate a subtle layer within the image where individuals are engaged in online activities, indicating their search for "i cant even" on Google. This juxtaposition should portray a sense of tranquility alongside the modern-day digital expressions of bewilderment and disbelief.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana caused i cant even (Google searches for 'i cant even') to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Gasping for Fresh Air: An Analysis of Air Quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'I Can't Even'

The Journal of Environmental Psychology and Internet Trends

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and Google searches for 'i cant even'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8375590 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2023.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Gasping for Fresh Air: An Analysis of Air Quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'I Can't Even'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we aimed to investigate the relationship between air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'I Can't Even'. As we delved into this peculiar correlation, we had to remind ourselves not to get too lightheaded from all the pun-demonium. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team embarked on a quest to uncover whether the air quality in this charming city could be influencing the exasperated expressions of its inhabitants.

Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8375590 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2004 to 2023, suggesting a robust statistical association between air quality and the expressive frustration of Lafayette residents. It seems that when it comes to the air quality in this region, it's not just the oxygen levels that are breathtaking!

To take a more lighthearted approach, we couldn't resist inserting a dad joke related to our research. Why did the air quality researcher break up with his girlfriend? He said he needed some space! While the correlation between air quality and 'I Can't Even' searches may seem absurd at first, our research highlights the importance of considering environmental influences on human behavior.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and Google searches for 'i cant even'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Gasping for Fresh Air: An Analysis of Air Quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'I Can't Even'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we aimed to investigate the relationship between air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'I Can't Even'. As we delved into this peculiar correlation, we had to remind ourselves not to get too lightheaded from all the pun-demonium. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team embarked on a quest to uncover whether the air quality in this charming city could be influencing the exasperated expressions of its inhabitants.

Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8375590 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2004 to 2023, suggesting a robust statistical association between air quality and the expressive frustration of Lafayette residents. It seems that when it comes to the air quality in this region, it's not just the oxygen levels that are breathtaking!

To take a more lighthearted approach, we couldn't resist inserting a dad joke related to our research. Why did the air quality researcher break up with his girlfriend? He said he needed some space! While the correlation between air quality and 'I Can't Even' searches may seem absurd at first, our research highlights the importance of considering environmental influences on human behavior.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

"Gasping for Fresh Air: An Analysis of Air Quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'I Can't Even"

Breath in, breath out. Inhale the pungent aroma of data analysis and exhale the groundbreaking insights of our findings. As we ventured into the perplexing world of human expressions and environmental factors, it became apparent that our research path was not as clear as the air we aimed to study. Walking into this study, we knew we could expect to uncover some air-ritating puns and correlations that might leave us all gasping for more.

It seems fitting to start with a joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Just like that, our investigation dives into the invisible components of the air we breathe, seeking to make sense of the seemingly nonsensical relationship between air quality and the exasperated expressions captured in the Google searches for 'I Can't Even' by the inhabitants of Lafayette, Louisiana.

The overlap of atmospheric chemistry and linguistic frustration may seem like a storm in a teacup, but our initial data analysis revealed something so compelling that it took our breath away. With a correlation coefficient of 0.8375590 and a p-value lower than a crawfish in a stream, we found a strong statistical association between air quality and the digital sighs of Lafayette residents. It's as if the air quality in this region is so confounding, it's leaving its inhabitants exclaiming, 'I Can't Even'!

Of course, we would be remiss not to share another pun: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug! Much like our endearing puns, our research serves as a reminder that the influence of environmental factors on human behavior should not be taken lightly. So, buckle up as we traverse the curious path from air quality to expressive frustrations, unearthing the unexpected connections between the air we breathe and the words we vent. And remember, when it comes to the correlations we uncover, you won't gasp? I can't even!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and Google searches for 'i cant even'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Gasping for Fresh Air: An Analysis of Air Quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'I Can't Even'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we aimed to investigate the relationship between air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'I Can't Even'. As we delved into this peculiar correlation, we had to remind ourselves not to get too lightheaded from all the pun-demonium. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team embarked on a quest to uncover whether the air quality in this charming city could be influencing the exasperated expressions of its inhabitants.

Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8375590 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2004 to 2023, suggesting a robust statistical association between air quality and the expressive frustration of Lafayette residents. It seems that when it comes to the air quality in this region, it's not just the oxygen levels that are breathtaking!

To take a more lighthearted approach, we couldn't resist inserting a dad joke related to our research. Why did the air quality researcher break up with his girlfriend? He said he needed some space! While the correlation between air quality and 'I Can't Even' searches may seem absurd at first, our research highlights the importance of considering environmental influences on human behavior.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
"Gasping for Fresh Air: An Analysis of Air Quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'I Can't Even"
Breath in, breath out. Inhale the pungent aroma of data analysis and exhale the groundbreaking insights of our findings. As we ventured into the perplexing world of human expressions and environmental factors, it became apparent that our research path was not as clear as the air we aimed to study. Walking into this study, we knew we could expect to uncover some air-ritating puns and correlations that might leave us all gasping for more.
It seems fitting to start with a joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Just like that, our investigation dives into the invisible components of the air we breathe, seeking to make sense of the seemingly nonsensical relationship between air quality and the exasperated expressions captured in the Google searches for 'I Can't Even' by the inhabitants of Lafayette, Louisiana.
The overlap of atmospheric chemistry and linguistic frustration may seem like a storm in a teacup, but our initial data analysis revealed something so compelling that it took our breath away. With a correlation coefficient of 0.8375590 and a p-value lower than a crawfish in a stream, we found a strong statistical association between air quality and the digital sighs of Lafayette residents. It's as if the air quality in this region is so confounding, it's leaving its inhabitants exclaiming, 'I Can't Even'!
Of course, we would be remiss not to share another pun: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug! Much like our endearing puns, our research serves as a reminder that the influence of environmental factors on human behavior should not be taken lightly. So, buckle up as we traverse the curious path from air quality to expressive frustrations, unearthing the unexpected connections between the air we breathe and the words we vent. And remember, when it comes to the correlations we uncover, you won't gasp? I can't even!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

As we delve into the captivating and often confounding realm of air quality and human expression, we draw upon a rich tapestry of scientific inquiry, pun-infused discovery, and unexpected correlations. Smith et al. (2015) assert that air quality has profound implications for public health, while Jones and Doe (2018) delve into the nuances of linguistic frustration and its digital manifestations. These foundational works provide a springboard for our investigation into the intersection of atmospheric conditions and online exasperation.

Turning the page to non-fiction explorations, we find "The Air Pollution Dilemma: Balancing Industry and Environment" by Clean Air for Everyone (2019) offering a sobering analysis of the challenges facing urban air quality management. Likewise, "The Expressive Puzzle: Unraveling the Language of Frustration" by Linguini and Syntax (2017) sheds light on the intricate web of verbal exasperation that permeates digital platforms. These texts set the stage for our whimsical yet substantial exploration of air quality and the exclamation 'I Can't Even'.

With a nod to literature that may not be directly related but seems just close enough, consider "Gone with the Wind" by Margaret Mitchell. Although this classic novel may not address air pollution, its title certainly captures the essence of our environmental focus. Similarly, "The Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger may not relate directly to air quality, but the sentiment of grasping for something intangible aligns with our investigation.

Branching into the realm of televised musings, "The Weather Channel" and "Frasier" provide illuminating perspectives on atmospheric conditions and the human response to environmental stimuli. While not directly addressing the 'I Can't Even' phenomenon, these shows offer valuable insights into the intersection of weather, language, and human behavior. Plus, who doesn't love a good dad joke about weather forecasting? Why did the weather reporter bring a bar of soap to work? Because the forecast called for showers!

In the midst of our scholarly pursuits, it's important to maintain a sense of humor, even when exploring the unexpected connections between air quality and online expressions of exasperation. The juncture between rigorous scientific inquiry and playful pun-making is where we find our research uniquely situated, ready to unpack the quirky correlations that leave us all breathless – both from laughter and scientific astonishment.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and Google searches for 'i cant even'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends . You used data from 2004 to 2023

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Gasping for Fresh Air: An Analysis of Air Quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'I Can't Even'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we aimed to investigate the relationship between air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'I Can't Even'. As we delved into this peculiar correlation, we had to remind ourselves not to get too lightheaded from all the pun-demonium. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team embarked on a quest to uncover whether the air quality in this charming city could be influencing the exasperated expressions of its inhabitants.

Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8375590 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2004 to 2023, suggesting a robust statistical association between air quality and the expressive frustration of Lafayette residents. It seems that when it comes to the air quality in this region, it's not just the oxygen levels that are breathtaking!

To take a more lighthearted approach, we couldn't resist inserting a dad joke related to our research. Why did the air quality researcher break up with his girlfriend? He said he needed some space! While the correlation between air quality and 'I Can't Even' searches may seem absurd at first, our research highlights the importance of considering environmental influences on human behavior.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
"Gasping for Fresh Air: An Analysis of Air Quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'I Can't Even"
Breath in, breath out. Inhale the pungent aroma of data analysis and exhale the groundbreaking insights of our findings. As we ventured into the perplexing world of human expressions and environmental factors, it became apparent that our research path was not as clear as the air we aimed to study. Walking into this study, we knew we could expect to uncover some air-ritating puns and correlations that might leave us all gasping for more.
It seems fitting to start with a joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Just like that, our investigation dives into the invisible components of the air we breathe, seeking to make sense of the seemingly nonsensical relationship between air quality and the exasperated expressions captured in the Google searches for 'I Can't Even' by the inhabitants of Lafayette, Louisiana.
The overlap of atmospheric chemistry and linguistic frustration may seem like a storm in a teacup, but our initial data analysis revealed something so compelling that it took our breath away. With a correlation coefficient of 0.8375590 and a p-value lower than a crawfish in a stream, we found a strong statistical association between air quality and the digital sighs of Lafayette residents. It's as if the air quality in this region is so confounding, it's leaving its inhabitants exclaiming, 'I Can't Even'!
Of course, we would be remiss not to share another pun: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug! Much like our endearing puns, our research serves as a reminder that the influence of environmental factors on human behavior should not be taken lightly. So, buckle up as we traverse the curious path from air quality to expressive frustrations, unearthing the unexpected connections between the air we breathe and the words we vent. And remember, when it comes to the correlations we uncover, you won't gasp? I can't even!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To scrutinize the peculiar correlation between air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the frequency of Google searches for 'I Can't Even', our research team embarked on a journey as wild as a bayou boat ride. We harnessed data from the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) to obtain information on air pollutant concentrations, including nitrogen dioxide, ozone, particulate matter, sulfur dioxide, and carbon monoxide. It was as if we were navigating through an atmospheric obstacle course, dodging data points as diverse as a Louisiana gumbo.

After collecting this treasure trove of air quality data, we then unrolled the Google Trends carpet, charting the frequency of searches for 'I Can't Even' within the Lafayette area. The process was akin to peeling back the layers of an onion, and much like slicing an onion, there were tears shed – but of joy, not irritation.

We opted for a grand ol' time-series analysis approach, considering it to be as vital as a bowl of jambalaya at a Louisiana gathering. By utilizing sophisticated statistical techniques and modeling frameworks, we endeavored to extract the essence of the relationship between air quality and digital exasperation. It was like attempting to catch lightning in a bottle – a challenging endeavor that filled us with excitement, much like a Mardi Gras parade.

But we didn't stop there – oh no, we embraced the chaos and incorporated a propensity score matching method to account for potential confounders such as weather patterns, socio-economic factors, and local events that could have influenced both air quality and digital exclamations. It was like untangling a web of cypress branches in the bayou – a tangled mess that required patience and precision, much like our methodological approach.

To further enhance the robustness of our findings, we even threw in a spattering of sensitivity analyses and cross-validation procedures, ensuring that our results weren't as fleeting as a swamp mist on a hot summer day. Our data analyses were more thorough than a Cajun roux, ultimately revealing a meaningful association between air quality in Lafayette and the outpouring of 'I Can't Even' searches.

But wait, here's a dad joke to clear the air: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Just like our research methods, we strived to be outstanding in our field, reaching beyond the peculiar to uncover meaningful insights into the interactions between atmospheric conditions and digital expressions.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and Google searches for 'i cant even'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends .

For the time period 2004 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.8375590, r-squared of 0.7015050, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Gasping for Fresh Air: An Analysis of Air Quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'I Can't Even'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we aimed to investigate the relationship between air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'I Can't Even'. As we delved into this peculiar correlation, we had to remind ourselves not to get too lightheaded from all the pun-demonium. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team embarked on a quest to uncover whether the air quality in this charming city could be influencing the exasperated expressions of its inhabitants.

Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8375590 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2004 to 2023, suggesting a robust statistical association between air quality and the expressive frustration of Lafayette residents. It seems that when it comes to the air quality in this region, it's not just the oxygen levels that are breathtaking!

To take a more lighthearted approach, we couldn't resist inserting a dad joke related to our research. Why did the air quality researcher break up with his girlfriend? He said he needed some space! While the correlation between air quality and 'I Can't Even' searches may seem absurd at first, our research highlights the importance of considering environmental influences on human behavior.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
"Gasping for Fresh Air: An Analysis of Air Quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'I Can't Even"
Breath in, breath out. Inhale the pungent aroma of data analysis and exhale the groundbreaking insights of our findings. As we ventured into the perplexing world of human expressions and environmental factors, it became apparent that our research path was not as clear as the air we aimed to study. Walking into this study, we knew we could expect to uncover some air-ritating puns and correlations that might leave us all gasping for more.
It seems fitting to start with a joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Just like that, our investigation dives into the invisible components of the air we breathe, seeking to make sense of the seemingly nonsensical relationship between air quality and the exasperated expressions captured in the Google searches for 'I Can't Even' by the inhabitants of Lafayette, Louisiana.
The overlap of atmospheric chemistry and linguistic frustration may seem like a storm in a teacup, but our initial data analysis revealed something so compelling that it took our breath away. With a correlation coefficient of 0.8375590 and a p-value lower than a crawfish in a stream, we found a strong statistical association between air quality and the digital sighs of Lafayette residents. It's as if the air quality in this region is so confounding, it's leaving its inhabitants exclaiming, 'I Can't Even'!
Of course, we would be remiss not to share another pun: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug! Much like our endearing puns, our research serves as a reminder that the influence of environmental factors on human behavior should not be taken lightly. So, buckle up as we traverse the curious path from air quality to expressive frustrations, unearthing the unexpected connections between the air we breathe and the words we vent. And remember, when it comes to the correlations we uncover, you won't gasp? I can't even!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The statistical analysis revealed a strong correlation coefficient of 0.8375590 between air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the frequency of Google searches for "I Can't Even." This correlation was supported by an r-squared value of 0.7015050 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a high level of statistical significance. It's not every day that you find such a strong connection between air quality and digital frustration, but it seems that in Lafayette, the air truly carries the weight of exasperation.

Fig. 1 visually illustrates the robust relationship between air quality and 'I Can't Even' searches. The scatterplot paints a compelling picture of how variations in air quality align with the surge of exasperation expressed through Google searches. It's almost as if the data points are saying, "Air we go again with the puns!"

Now, let's take a breather and appreciate the humor in our findings. Why don't air particles date? Because they blow hot and cold! Just like that, our research journey from air quality to online expressions has left us gasping for more insights and puns. Despite the unexpected nature of this correlation, our results emphasize the need to consider environmental influences on human behavior and expression.

The impact of air quality on the emotional venting captured in the 'I Can't Even' searches is not just a gasp-worthy revelation; it serves as a reminder that even the invisible elements around us can leave a significant mark on our digital expressions. So, as we wrap up this breath-taking investigation, remember to take a moment to appreciate the air we breathe – and maybe even take a break from the 'I Can't Even' searches.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and Google searches for 'i cant even'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Gasping for Fresh Air: An Analysis of Air Quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'I Can't Even'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we aimed to investigate the relationship between air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'I Can't Even'. As we delved into this peculiar correlation, we had to remind ourselves not to get too lightheaded from all the pun-demonium. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team embarked on a quest to uncover whether the air quality in this charming city could be influencing the exasperated expressions of its inhabitants.

Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8375590 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2004 to 2023, suggesting a robust statistical association between air quality and the expressive frustration of Lafayette residents. It seems that when it comes to the air quality in this region, it's not just the oxygen levels that are breathtaking!

To take a more lighthearted approach, we couldn't resist inserting a dad joke related to our research. Why did the air quality researcher break up with his girlfriend? He said he needed some space! While the correlation between air quality and 'I Can't Even' searches may seem absurd at first, our research highlights the importance of considering environmental influences on human behavior.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
As we delve into the captivating and often confounding realm of air quality and human expression, we draw upon a rich tapestry of scientific inquiry, pun-infused discovery, and unexpected correlations. Smith et al. (2015) assert that air quality has profound implications for public health, while Jones and Doe (2018) delve into the nuances of linguistic frustration and its digital manifestations. These foundational works provide a springboard for our investigation into the intersection of atmospheric conditions and online exasperation.
Turning the page to non-fiction explorations, we find "The Air Pollution Dilemma: Balancing Industry and Environment" by Clean Air for Everyone (2019) offering a sobering analysis of the challenges facing urban air quality management. Likewise, "The Expressive Puzzle: Unraveling the Language of Frustration" by Linguini and Syntax (2017) sheds light on the intricate web of verbal exasperation that permeates digital platforms. These texts set the stage for our whimsical yet substantial exploration of air quality and the exclamation 'I Can't Even'.
With a nod to literature that may not be directly related but seems just close enough, consider "Gone with the Wind" by Margaret Mitchell. Although this classic novel may not address air pollution, its title certainly captures the essence of our environmental focus. Similarly, "The Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger may not relate directly to air quality, but the sentiment of grasping for something intangible aligns with our investigation.
Branching into the realm of televised musings, "The Weather Channel" and "Frasier" provide illuminating perspectives on atmospheric conditions and the human response to environmental stimuli. While not directly addressing the 'I Can't Even' phenomenon, these shows offer valuable insights into the intersection of weather, language, and human behavior. Plus, who doesn't love a good dad joke about weather forecasting? Why did the weather reporter bring a bar of soap to work? Because the forecast called for showers!
In the midst of our scholarly pursuits, it's important to maintain a sense of humor, even when exploring the unexpected connections between air quality and online expressions of exasperation. The juncture between rigorous scientific inquiry and playful pun-making is where we find our research uniquely situated, ready to unpack the quirky correlations that leave us all breathless – both from laughter and scientific astonishment.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis revealed a strong correlation coefficient of 0.8375590 between air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the frequency of Google searches for "I Can't Even." This correlation was supported by an r-squared value of 0.7015050 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a high level of statistical significance. It's not every day that you find such a strong connection between air quality and digital frustration, but it seems that in Lafayette, the air truly carries the weight of exasperation.
Fig. 1 visually illustrates the robust relationship between air quality and 'I Can't Even' searches. The scatterplot paints a compelling picture of how variations in air quality align with the surge of exasperation expressed through Google searches. It's almost as if the data points are saying, "Air we go again with the puns!"
Now, let's take a breather and appreciate the humor in our findings. Why don't air particles date? Because they blow hot and cold! Just like that, our research journey from air quality to online expressions has left us gasping for more insights and puns. Despite the unexpected nature of this correlation, our results emphasize the need to consider environmental influences on human behavior and expression.
The impact of air quality on the emotional venting captured in the 'I Can't Even' searches is not just a gasp-worthy revelation; it serves as a reminder that even the invisible elements around us can leave a significant mark on our digital expressions. So, as we wrap up this breath-taking investigation, remember to take a moment to appreciate the air we breathe – and maybe even take a break from the 'I Can't Even' searches.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study provide compelling evidence for a positive association between air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana, and the frequency of Google searches for 'I Can't Even'. It's clear that the atmospheric conditions in this region are not just influencing breathing patterns but are also leaving an undeniable imprint on the digital expressions of frustration. As we reminisce about the literature review, we appreciate the unexpected parallels between our findings and the whimsical connections we drew upon.

Our research builds upon the works of Smith et al. and Jones and Doe, highlighting the profound influence of air quality on human behavior and linguistic frustration. We've taken their invaluable insights and delved deeper into the curious correlation, and it turns out that air quality doesn't just impact our physical well-being – it's also got quite the hold on our digital expressions. It's almost as if the air particles are whispering, "Don't hold your breath – we've got a lot to say!"

The statistical significance of our results further emphasizes the robustness of the relationship between air quality and 'I Can't Even' searches. The findings align closely with our expectations, echoing the sentiments of Clean Air for Everyone and Linguini and Syntax in their respective discussions. It's like the atmospheric conditions are teaming up with frustrated expressions, creating a duet that's music to the statistical ears. Speaking of music, why did the air molecule break up with the oxygen atom? It just couldn't find the right atmosphere! Our study delves into a world where air quality and digital frustration waltz together in an unexpected symphony.

The visual representation in Fig. 1 illustrates the alignment between air quality variations and search frequency, serving as a stark reminder of the profound impact of environmental factors on digital venting. It's almost as if the scatterplot itself is saying, "Here's the perfect storm of environmental influence and digital exasperation!" But in the midst of these findings, it's important to maintain a lighthearted perspective and acknowledge the humor in the unexpected connections we've uncovered. After all, who knew that air quality and 'I Can't Even' would make such a "breathtaking" pair?

As we embark on this journey of scholarly whimsy, the robustness and statistical significance of our findings underscore the need to consider environmental influences on human behavior. Our research not only adds a breath of fresh air to the existing literature but also offers a unique blend of scientific inquiry and unexpected correlations. So, as we exhale and conclude this discussion, let's remember to keep breathing easy – both in terms of atmospheric conditions and digital expressions.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and Google searches for 'i cant even'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Gasping for Fresh Air: An Analysis of Air Quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'I Can't Even'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we aimed to investigate the relationship between air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'I Can't Even'. As we delved into this peculiar correlation, we had to remind ourselves not to get too lightheaded from all the pun-demonium. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team embarked on a quest to uncover whether the air quality in this charming city could be influencing the exasperated expressions of its inhabitants.

Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8375590 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2004 to 2023, suggesting a robust statistical association between air quality and the expressive frustration of Lafayette residents. It seems that when it comes to the air quality in this region, it's not just the oxygen levels that are breathtaking!

To take a more lighthearted approach, we couldn't resist inserting a dad joke related to our research. Why did the air quality researcher break up with his girlfriend? He said he needed some space! While the correlation between air quality and 'I Can't Even' searches may seem absurd at first, our research highlights the importance of considering environmental influences on human behavior.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
"Gasping for Fresh Air: An Analysis of Air Quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'I Can't Even"
Breath in, breath out. Inhale the pungent aroma of data analysis and exhale the groundbreaking insights of our findings. As we ventured into the perplexing world of human expressions and environmental factors, it became apparent that our research path was not as clear as the air we aimed to study. Walking into this study, we knew we could expect to uncover some air-ritating puns and correlations that might leave us all gasping for more.
It seems fitting to start with a joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Just like that, our investigation dives into the invisible components of the air we breathe, seeking to make sense of the seemingly nonsensical relationship between air quality and the exasperated expressions captured in the Google searches for 'I Can't Even' by the inhabitants of Lafayette, Louisiana.
The overlap of atmospheric chemistry and linguistic frustration may seem like a storm in a teacup, but our initial data analysis revealed something so compelling that it took our breath away. With a correlation coefficient of 0.8375590 and a p-value lower than a crawfish in a stream, we found a strong statistical association between air quality and the digital sighs of Lafayette residents. It's as if the air quality in this region is so confounding, it's leaving its inhabitants exclaiming, 'I Can't Even'!
Of course, we would be remiss not to share another pun: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug! Much like our endearing puns, our research serves as a reminder that the influence of environmental factors on human behavior should not be taken lightly. So, buckle up as we traverse the curious path from air quality to expressive frustrations, unearthing the unexpected connections between the air we breathe and the words we vent. And remember, when it comes to the correlations we uncover, you won't gasp? I can't even!

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis revealed a strong correlation coefficient of 0.8375590 between air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the frequency of Google searches for "I Can't Even." This correlation was supported by an r-squared value of 0.7015050 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a high level of statistical significance. It's not every day that you find such a strong connection between air quality and digital frustration, but it seems that in Lafayette, the air truly carries the weight of exasperation.
Fig. 1 visually illustrates the robust relationship between air quality and 'I Can't Even' searches. The scatterplot paints a compelling picture of how variations in air quality align with the surge of exasperation expressed through Google searches. It's almost as if the data points are saying, "Air we go again with the puns!"
Now, let's take a breather and appreciate the humor in our findings. Why don't air particles date? Because they blow hot and cold! Just like that, our research journey from air quality to online expressions has left us gasping for more insights and puns. Despite the unexpected nature of this correlation, our results emphasize the need to consider environmental influences on human behavior and expression.
The impact of air quality on the emotional venting captured in the 'I Can't Even' searches is not just a gasp-worthy revelation; it serves as a reminder that even the invisible elements around us can leave a significant mark on our digital expressions. So, as we wrap up this breath-taking investigation, remember to take a moment to appreciate the air we breathe – and maybe even take a break from the 'I Can't Even' searches.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has shed light on the surprising correlation between air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the frequency of Google searches for "I Can't Even." The statistical analysis revealed a robust relationship with a correlation coefficient that would leave even the most seasoned statistician gasping for air. It seems that the air quality in Lafayette is truly taking the breath away of its residents, both literally and figuratively!

As we wrap up this research, we can't help but share one last dad joke: Why did the air quality researcher bring a pencil to the lab? In case they needed to draw a conclusion! And draw a conclusion we did – with a correlation as strong as a Louisiana hurricane, it's clear that when it comes to the air quality in this charming city, it's not just the humidity that's making everyone exclaim, "I Can't Even!"

Therefore, with our findings in mind, it's clear that no more research is needed in this area. We've shown that there is a significant relationship between air quality in Lafayette and the expressive frustrations captured in the digital sphere. So, let's take a deep breath, savor the puns, and appreciate the unexpected connections between the air we breathe and the words we vent. After all, when it comes to research that leaves us breathless, we can't even handle it anymore!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Gasping for Fresh Air: An Analysis of Air Quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'I Can't Even'. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Environmental Psychology and Internet Trends


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Gasping for Fresh Air: An Analysis of Air Quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'I Can't Even'. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Atmospheric Wellness and Urban Behavior Neuroscience


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Gasping for Fresh Air: An Analysis of Air Quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the Correlation with Google Searches for 'I Can't Even' with an abstract of In this study, we aimed to investigate the relationship between air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'I Can't Even'. As we delved into this peculiar correlation, we had to remind ourselves not to get too lightheaded from all the pun-demonium. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team embarked on a quest to uncover whether the air quality in this charming city could be influencing the exasperated expressions of its inhabitants.
Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8375590 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2004 to 2023, suggesting a robust statistical association between air quality and the expressive frustration of Lafayette residents. It seems that when it comes to the air quality in this region, it's not just the oxygen levels that are breathtaking!
To take a more lighthearted approach, we couldn't resist inserting a dad joke related to our research. Why did the air quality researcher break up with his girlfriend? He said he needed some space! While the correlation between air quality and 'I Can't Even' searches may seem absurd at first, our research highlights the importance of considering environmental influences on human behavior.

ChatGPT:

air quality, Lafayette Louisiana, Google searches, 'I Can't Even', correlation, Environmental Protection Agency, Google Trends, statistical association, frustration, oxygen levels, environmental influences, human behavior

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Data details

Air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana
Detailed data title: Percentage of days with good or moderate air quality in Lafayette, LA
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana

Google searches for 'i cant even'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'i cant even' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

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Correlation r = 0.8375590 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7015050 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 70.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'i cant even') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana) over the 20 years from 2004 through 2023.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 4.08E-6. 0.0000040818538160901700000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.84 in 0.000408% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 244,987 random variables You don't actually need 244 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.63, 0.93 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20042005200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020202120222023
Air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana (Good air quality)0.9480870.9415580.9616440.9726030.9808740.9917810.9726030.9863010.9918030.9945211110.99726110.9972610.9945210.996337
Google searches for 'i cant even' (Rel. search volume)11.83332433.58333234.7537.560.2563.333354.333363.2570.833374.7571.166772.41676355.916764.08336572.083382.1111




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0.948087,0.941558,0.961644,0.972603,0.980874,0.991781,0.972603,0.986301,0.991803,0.994521,1,1,1,0.99726,1,1,0.99726,1,0.994521,0.996337,])
array_2 = np.array([11.8333,24,33.5833,32,34.75,37.5,60.25,63.3333,54.3333,63.25,70.8333,74.75,71.1667,72.4167,63,55.9167,64.0833,65,72.0833,82.1111,])
array_1_name = "Air quality in Lafayette, Louisiana"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'i cant even'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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