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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Killian and the second variable is Votes for the Libertarian Presidential candidate in Illinois.  The chart goes from 1982 to 2020, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image

AI explanation

Perhaps people just couldn't resist the "kill"-er combination of freedom and individual rights that the Libertarian candidate stood for. It's as if they were drawn to the idea of "Kill"-ian, you know, making a "kill"ing in the political arena with their beliefs in personal liberty and limited government. And hey, maybe there's a secret society of Killian-naires who are all about advocating for maximum autonomy and minimum state intervention! This correlation could be a real "free-will" mystery!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a cyberpunk-inspired cityscape in Illinois, with a bustling street illuminated by neon lights. The street is crowded with diverse people wearing "Vote Libertarian" shirts, eagerly lining up to cast their ballots. Nearby, a group of parents are smiling and laughing as they push strollers with babies named Killian, exchanging knowing nods and winks. The scene is filled with a mix of excitement and quiet determination, with a subtle sense of unity between supporters of the Libertarian candidate and admirers of the name Killian, all expressing a shared belief in autonomy and minimal state intervention. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Killian and Votes for the Libertarian Presidential candidate in Illinois. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Woodblock painting Cyberpunk Glitch art Charcoal 3D Pixar Style
ChatGPT: Cyberpunk

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Killian and Votes for the Libertarian Presidential candidate in Illinois, in the following situation: Perhaps people just couldn't resist the "kill"-er combination of freedom and individual rights that the Libertarian candidate stood for. It's as if they were drawn to the idea of "Kill"-ian, you know, making a "kill"ing in the political arena with their beliefs in personal liberty and limited government. And hey, maybe there's a secret society of Killian-naires who are all about advocating for maximum autonomy and minimum state intervention! This correlation could be a real "free-will" mystery!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In an Illinois town, a bustling street is crowded with people wearing "Vote Libertarian" shirts, eagerly lining up to cast their ballots. Nearby, a group of parents smile and laugh as they push strollers with babies named Killian, exchanging knowing nods and winks as if they are part of a shared understanding of the importance of freedom and individual rights. The scene is a mix of excitement and quiet determination, with a subtle sense of unity between supporters of the Libertarian candidate and admirers of the name Killian, who seem to share a common belief in autonomy and minimal state intervention.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cyberpunk ] and depicting this scene: In an Illinois town, a bustling street is crowded with people wearing "Vote Libertarian" shirts, eagerly lining up to cast their ballots. Nearby, a group of parents smile and laugh as they push strollers with babies named Killian, exchanging knowing nods and winks as if they are part of a shared understanding of the importance of freedom and individual rights. The scene is a mix of excitement and quiet determination, with a subtle sense of unity between supporters of the Libertarian candidate and admirers of the name Killian, who seem to share a common belief in autonomy and minimal state intervention. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a cyberpunk-inspired cityscape in Illinois, with a bustling street illuminated by neon lights. The street is crowded with diverse people wearing "Vote Libertarian" shirts, eagerly lining up to cast their ballots. Nearby, a group of parents are smiling and laughing as they push strollers with babies named Killian, exchanging knowing nods and winks. The scene is filled with a mix of excitement and quiet determination, with a subtle sense of unity between supporters of the Libertarian candidate and admirers of the name Killian, all expressing a shared belief in autonomy and minimal state intervention.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Popularity of the first name Killian caused Votes for the Libertarian Presidential candidate in Illinois to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Killian It with Popularity: The Curious Connection Between Name Popularity and Libertarian Voting Behavior in Illinois

The Journal of Quirky Social Dynamics

Jan 2024
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Killian and Votes for the Libertarian Presidential candidate in Illinois. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9138264 and p < 0.01 for 1982 to 2020.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Killian It with Popularity: The Curious Connection Between Name Popularity and Libertarian Voting Behavior in Illinois"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Killian and votes for the Libertarian presidential candidate in the state of Illinois, employing data from the US Social Security Administration and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse. Our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning the years 1982 to 2020, and the findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9138264 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This unexpected connection prompts us to consider the influence of seemingly arbitrary factors on political behavior, highlighting the importance of investigating beyond conventional explanations and ideological affiliations.

However, while Killian's influence is undoubtedly intriguing, it seems his supporters might have a penchant for "killin'" the competition in a more metaphorical sense. This correlation certainly brings new meaning to the phrase, "Vote for Killian," doesn't it?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Killian and Votes for the Libertarian Presidential candidate in Illinois. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Killian It with Popularity: The Curious Connection Between Name Popularity and Libertarian Voting Behavior in Illinois"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Killian and votes for the Libertarian presidential candidate in the state of Illinois, employing data from the US Social Security Administration and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse. Our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning the years 1982 to 2020, and the findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9138264 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This unexpected connection prompts us to consider the influence of seemingly arbitrary factors on political behavior, highlighting the importance of investigating beyond conventional explanations and ideological affiliations.

However, while Killian's influence is undoubtedly intriguing, it seems his supporters might have a penchant for "killin'" the competition in a more metaphorical sense. This correlation certainly brings new meaning to the phrase, "Vote for Killian," doesn't it?

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

In the vast and varied landscape of social and political research, some correlations seem to defy convention. In this study, we have set out to explore one such unexpected relationship - the link between the popularity of the first name Killian and votes cast for the Libertarian presidential candidate in the great state of Illinois. Now, we're not suggesting that there's a Killian Klub that secretly influences the ballot box, but the numbers tell a rather compelling story.

As the old saying goes, "What's in a name?" Well, apparently quite a lot, at least when it comes to electoral behavior. It seems that the name Killian may have a knack for drafting supporters who fervently champion individual liberties and free-market principles. It's no wonder that this investigation has us thinking about the ideal campaign slogan: "Vote for Killian - because freedom is no joke. Except for the dad jokes in this paper, of course."

Drawing from the extensive troves of data from the US Social Security Administration and the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, our team embarked on an analytical odyssey through the annals of name popularity and political preferences. And let me tell you, navigating through those datasets was like trying to find statistical significance in a haystack - quite the "needle in a haystack" situation, wouldn't you say?

Our findings can be summarized in one word, or rather a name - Killian. To our surprise, the correlation coefficient between the popularity of the name Killian and votes for the Libertarian candidate was a staggering 0.9138264. That's like hitting a statistical jackpot! It's safe to say we were definitely "killin' it" in uncovering this unexpected link. And speaking of killing it, have you heard the one about the statistician who drowned in a river with an average depth of 3 feet? He was knee-deep in data.

These results raise intriguing questions about the potential influence of seemingly innocuous factors on the electoral landscape. It turns out that the name game may have more at play than we initially thought. Pardon the pun, but as researchers, it's our duty to "name and shame" all the quirky nuances in our data, and this one certainly takes the cake. But, on a more serious note, should we be paying closer attention to the impact of names on political choices? It looks like there's more to "Killian" the competition than meets the eye.

As we navigate through this fascinating intersection of names and politics, we're reminded of the sage advice of our statistical guru who once said, "When in doubt, always trust a correlation - just make sure it's statistically significant." And trust us, the correlation we found is as significant as it gets. So, without further ado, let's dive into the world of Killians and Libertarians, navigating the seas of statistics to uncover the hidden connections and perhaps, a few more dad jokes along the way.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Killian and Votes for the Libertarian Presidential candidate in Illinois. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Killian It with Popularity: The Curious Connection Between Name Popularity and Libertarian Voting Behavior in Illinois"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Killian and votes for the Libertarian presidential candidate in the state of Illinois, employing data from the US Social Security Administration and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse. Our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning the years 1982 to 2020, and the findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9138264 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This unexpected connection prompts us to consider the influence of seemingly arbitrary factors on political behavior, highlighting the importance of investigating beyond conventional explanations and ideological affiliations.

However, while Killian's influence is undoubtedly intriguing, it seems his supporters might have a penchant for "killin'" the competition in a more metaphorical sense. This correlation certainly brings new meaning to the phrase, "Vote for Killian," doesn't it?

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the vast and varied landscape of social and political research, some correlations seem to defy convention. In this study, we have set out to explore one such unexpected relationship - the link between the popularity of the first name Killian and votes cast for the Libertarian presidential candidate in the great state of Illinois. Now, we're not suggesting that there's a Killian Klub that secretly influences the ballot box, but the numbers tell a rather compelling story.
As the old saying goes, "What's in a name?" Well, apparently quite a lot, at least when it comes to electoral behavior. It seems that the name Killian may have a knack for drafting supporters who fervently champion individual liberties and free-market principles. It's no wonder that this investigation has us thinking about the ideal campaign slogan: "Vote for Killian - because freedom is no joke. Except for the dad jokes in this paper, of course."
Drawing from the extensive troves of data from the US Social Security Administration and the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, our team embarked on an analytical odyssey through the annals of name popularity and political preferences. And let me tell you, navigating through those datasets was like trying to find statistical significance in a haystack - quite the "needle in a haystack" situation, wouldn't you say?
Our findings can be summarized in one word, or rather a name - Killian. To our surprise, the correlation coefficient between the popularity of the name Killian and votes for the Libertarian candidate was a staggering 0.9138264. That's like hitting a statistical jackpot! It's safe to say we were definitely "killin' it" in uncovering this unexpected link. And speaking of killing it, have you heard the one about the statistician who drowned in a river with an average depth of 3 feet? He was knee-deep in data.
These results raise intriguing questions about the potential influence of seemingly innocuous factors on the electoral landscape. It turns out that the name game may have more at play than we initially thought. Pardon the pun, but as researchers, it's our duty to "name and shame" all the quirky nuances in our data, and this one certainly takes the cake. But, on a more serious note, should we be paying closer attention to the impact of names on political choices? It looks like there's more to "Killian" the competition than meets the eye.
As we navigate through this fascinating intersection of names and politics, we're reminded of the sage advice of our statistical guru who once said, "When in doubt, always trust a correlation - just make sure it's statistically significant." And trust us, the correlation we found is as significant as it gets. So, without further ado, let's dive into the world of Killians and Libertarians, navigating the seas of statistics to uncover the hidden connections and perhaps, a few more dad jokes along the way.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "The Name Game," Smith et al. examine the social and psychological implications of individual names in shaping one's identity and behavior. The authors find that name popularity can influence self-perception and societal interactions, shedding light on the potential impact of names in various domains. This study provides a compelling framework for understanding the significance of names, which resonates with the unexpected correlation we've uncovered between the name Killian and voting behavior in Illinois.

Now, let's turn our attention to a less conventional source. In "The Power of Names," Doe explores the historical and cultural significance of names and their impact on personal and collective narratives. This exploration delves into the intricate web of meanings associated with names, offering a thought-provoking perspective that challenges conventional assumptions. Indeed, our discovery of the remarkable connection between the name Killian and Libertarian votes adds a new layer of significance to the power of names, or should we say, "killianal" significance?

On a slightly tangential note, "Freakonomics" by Levitt and Dubner offers an unconventional lens through which to analyze seemingly unrelated phenomena. While not directly related to names and political behavior, the book's emphasis on uncovering hidden patterns in data encourages us to approach our findings with a creative and open-minded perspective—qualities we've needed to keep up with the unexpected twists in our research.

This brings us to our next meander into the literary world. In "The Name of the Wind" by Patrick Rothfuss, the protagonist's name, Kvothe, holds a symbolic weight throughout the narrative. While Kvothe's story may not directly inform our study, the deep significance attached to his name evokes the broader implications of name associations and the unanticipated impact they may have. Coincidentally, Kvothe's adventures might have something in common with our statistical journey—both involve uncovering enigmatic connections in their respective realms.

And who could forget the classic "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll? The whimsical world of Wonderland provides an apt backdrop for our exploration of the curious correlation between the name Killian and political inclinations. After all, our research has felt like falling down a statistical rabbit hole, where unexpected surprises lurk around every turn. It wouldn't be surprising if we encountered a statistical Cheshire Cat along the way.

As we delve further into the ocean of literature, our expedition takes a surprising turn toward the world of children's cartoons. In "SpongeBob SquarePants," the character Squidward Tentacles highlights the comedic potential of name-based humor. While SpongeBob's underwater escapades may seem far removed from our research, Squidward's name serves as a playful reminder of the whimsical connections that permeate our everyday experiences. Much like Squidward's musical talents, our findings hit a surprising note.

Continuing our foray into animated realms, "The Powerpuff Girls" brings a lighthearted perspective to our exploration. While the adventures of Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup may not directly relate to our study, their vivid personalities and distinctive names serve as a parallel to the nuanced individuality encapsulated in the name Killian and its unexpected political resonance. As we navigate through this multilayered tapestry of cultural references, the unexpected connections continue to materialize, much like the plot twists in our statistical saga.

In the spirit of uncovering unexpected linkages, it's time to pivot from literary musings and embark on the next phase of our analysis. Join us as we unravel the peculiar intricacies of the Killian-Libertarian connection, armed with data, a dash of humor, and perhaps one more dad joke for the road.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Killian and Votes for the Libertarian Presidential candidate in Illinois. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse . You used data from 1982 to 2020

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Killian It with Popularity: The Curious Connection Between Name Popularity and Libertarian Voting Behavior in Illinois"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Killian and votes for the Libertarian presidential candidate in the state of Illinois, employing data from the US Social Security Administration and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse. Our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning the years 1982 to 2020, and the findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9138264 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This unexpected connection prompts us to consider the influence of seemingly arbitrary factors on political behavior, highlighting the importance of investigating beyond conventional explanations and ideological affiliations.

However, while Killian's influence is undoubtedly intriguing, it seems his supporters might have a penchant for "killin'" the competition in a more metaphorical sense. This correlation certainly brings new meaning to the phrase, "Vote for Killian," doesn't it?

[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the vast and varied landscape of social and political research, some correlations seem to defy convention. In this study, we have set out to explore one such unexpected relationship - the link between the popularity of the first name Killian and votes cast for the Libertarian presidential candidate in the great state of Illinois. Now, we're not suggesting that there's a Killian Klub that secretly influences the ballot box, but the numbers tell a rather compelling story.
As the old saying goes, "What's in a name?" Well, apparently quite a lot, at least when it comes to electoral behavior. It seems that the name Killian may have a knack for drafting supporters who fervently champion individual liberties and free-market principles. It's no wonder that this investigation has us thinking about the ideal campaign slogan: "Vote for Killian - because freedom is no joke. Except for the dad jokes in this paper, of course."
Drawing from the extensive troves of data from the US Social Security Administration and the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, our team embarked on an analytical odyssey through the annals of name popularity and political preferences. And let me tell you, navigating through those datasets was like trying to find statistical significance in a haystack - quite the "needle in a haystack" situation, wouldn't you say?
Our findings can be summarized in one word, or rather a name - Killian. To our surprise, the correlation coefficient between the popularity of the name Killian and votes for the Libertarian candidate was a staggering 0.9138264. That's like hitting a statistical jackpot! It's safe to say we were definitely "killin' it" in uncovering this unexpected link. And speaking of killing it, have you heard the one about the statistician who drowned in a river with an average depth of 3 feet? He was knee-deep in data.
These results raise intriguing questions about the potential influence of seemingly innocuous factors on the electoral landscape. It turns out that the name game may have more at play than we initially thought. Pardon the pun, but as researchers, it's our duty to "name and shame" all the quirky nuances in our data, and this one certainly takes the cake. But, on a more serious note, should we be paying closer attention to the impact of names on political choices? It looks like there's more to "Killian" the competition than meets the eye.
As we navigate through this fascinating intersection of names and politics, we're reminded of the sage advice of our statistical guru who once said, "When in doubt, always trust a correlation - just make sure it's statistically significant." And trust us, the correlation we found is as significant as it gets. So, without further ado, let's dive into the world of Killians and Libertarians, navigating the seas of statistics to uncover the hidden connections and perhaps, a few more dad jokes along the way.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the enigmatic connection between the popularity of the first name Killian and votes for the Libertarian presidential candidate in Illinois, our research team ventured into the labyrinth of data analysis with the unyielding spirit of intrepid explorers. Armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a predilection for name-based puns, we sought to decode this puzzling relationship.

First, we employed data from the US Social Security Administration, which provided us with comprehensive information on the prevalence of the name Killian across different years. There's no doubt that combing through decades worth of baby name data can be akin to searching for the elusive needle in the proverbial haystack. It's like trying to find the proverbial needle in a haystack, only our figurative needle happened to be named Killian. I guess you could say we were "haystacking" for correlations, and boy did we hit the jackpot.

Additionally, we sourced electoral data from the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, offering a rich tapestry of voting behavior in the state of Illinois. Obtaining and navigating through these datasets felt like trying to solve a statistical puzzle, with each variable and observation akin to a puzzle piece waiting to reveal its secrets. It's a good thing we were well-equipped with our statistical compass and a surplus of coffee to guide us through this academic adventure.

Our methodological approach involved employing sophisticated statistical techniques, including correlation analysis and regression modeling, to disentangle the relationship between the frequency of the name Killian and votes garnered by the Libertarian candidate in Illinois. This process was not without its challenges, as we battled with the inherent complexities of big data and the occasional existential crisis when faced with data anomalies. It's like we were playing a high-stakes game of statistical Clue, except instead of Colonel Mustard in the library with a candlestick, we were chasing correlations in the dataset with a p-value.

Furthermore, we conducted robust sensitivity analyses to ensure the stability and reliability of our findings, employing various sub-sample analyses and outlier detection methods to sniff out any statistical red herrings that could potentially mislead our results. It's safe to say we were determined to keep our statistical ship afloat amidst the turbulent seas of data, steering clear of any rogue waves of spurious correlations.

In a nod to our penchant for whimsy, we also incorporated a touch of data visualization, creating compelling graphs and charts to illustrate the dynamic interplay between name popularity and electoral behavior. After all, what's a statistical odyssey without a few visually appealing charts to accompany our journey? It's like adding sprinkles to a rather intricate statistical cake – because who says data analysis can't be aesthetically pleasing?

In conclusion, our methodology exemplified the amalgamation of rigorous statistical analysis, data mining escapades, and the occasional well-timed dad joke. It's no small feat to navigate through the convoluted realm of data analysis, but armed with our wits and a healthy dose of humor, we embarked on a scholarly expedition to unpack the quizzical connection between Killians and Libertarians. And boy, did we unearth some fascinating insights – all while dodging statistical pitfalls and reveling in the occasional pun. It's a statistically significant adventure, to say the least.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Killian and Votes for the Libertarian Presidential candidate in Illinois. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse .

For the time period 1982 to 2020, you found a correlation 0.9138264, r-squared of 0.8350787, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Killian It with Popularity: The Curious Connection Between Name Popularity and Libertarian Voting Behavior in Illinois"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Killian and votes for the Libertarian presidential candidate in the state of Illinois, employing data from the US Social Security Administration and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse. Our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning the years 1982 to 2020, and the findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9138264 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This unexpected connection prompts us to consider the influence of seemingly arbitrary factors on political behavior, highlighting the importance of investigating beyond conventional explanations and ideological affiliations.

However, while Killian's influence is undoubtedly intriguing, it seems his supporters might have a penchant for "killin'" the competition in a more metaphorical sense. This correlation certainly brings new meaning to the phrase, "Vote for Killian," doesn't it?

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the vast and varied landscape of social and political research, some correlations seem to defy convention. In this study, we have set out to explore one such unexpected relationship - the link between the popularity of the first name Killian and votes cast for the Libertarian presidential candidate in the great state of Illinois. Now, we're not suggesting that there's a Killian Klub that secretly influences the ballot box, but the numbers tell a rather compelling story.
As the old saying goes, "What's in a name?" Well, apparently quite a lot, at least when it comes to electoral behavior. It seems that the name Killian may have a knack for drafting supporters who fervently champion individual liberties and free-market principles. It's no wonder that this investigation has us thinking about the ideal campaign slogan: "Vote for Killian - because freedom is no joke. Except for the dad jokes in this paper, of course."
Drawing from the extensive troves of data from the US Social Security Administration and the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, our team embarked on an analytical odyssey through the annals of name popularity and political preferences. And let me tell you, navigating through those datasets was like trying to find statistical significance in a haystack - quite the "needle in a haystack" situation, wouldn't you say?
Our findings can be summarized in one word, or rather a name - Killian. To our surprise, the correlation coefficient between the popularity of the name Killian and votes for the Libertarian candidate was a staggering 0.9138264. That's like hitting a statistical jackpot! It's safe to say we were definitely "killin' it" in uncovering this unexpected link. And speaking of killing it, have you heard the one about the statistician who drowned in a river with an average depth of 3 feet? He was knee-deep in data.
These results raise intriguing questions about the potential influence of seemingly innocuous factors on the electoral landscape. It turns out that the name game may have more at play than we initially thought. Pardon the pun, but as researchers, it's our duty to "name and shame" all the quirky nuances in our data, and this one certainly takes the cake. But, on a more serious note, should we be paying closer attention to the impact of names on political choices? It looks like there's more to "Killian" the competition than meets the eye.
As we navigate through this fascinating intersection of names and politics, we're reminded of the sage advice of our statistical guru who once said, "When in doubt, always trust a correlation - just make sure it's statistically significant." And trust us, the correlation we found is as significant as it gets. So, without further ado, let's dive into the world of Killians and Libertarians, navigating the seas of statistics to uncover the hidden connections and perhaps, a few more dad jokes along the way.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our investigation revealed a striking correlation between the popularity of the first name Killian and votes for the Libertarian presidential candidate in Illinois. Across the years 1982 to 2020, we found a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9138264, indicating a remarkably strong relationship between the two variables. This finding emphasizes the influence of seemingly trivial factors on political behavior, challenging conventional explanations and ideologies.

The correlation we uncovered is so strong, it's almost as if Killian's supporters were saying, "We're not 'killin' time, we're killin' correlations!" Who knew that a name could carry so much statistical weight in the political arena?

Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.8350787 indicates that a substantial 83.5% of the variation in Libertarian votes in Illinois can be explained by the popularity of the name Killian. It's almost as though every time someone hears the name Killian, they start chanting, "Vote Libertarian!" It's statistically significant, but we'd be lying if we said we weren't tickled by the absurdity of it all.

Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 highlights the statistical significance of this correlation. This suggests that the likelihood of observing such a strong association between the popularity of the name Killian and Libertarian votes by random chance alone is incredibly low. It's like finding a needle in a haystack, or in our case, a "Killian" in a dataset.

Fig. 1 illustrates the robust relationship between the popularity of the first name Killian and votes for the Libertarian presidential candidate in Illinois. The scatterplot clearly depicts the upward trend, showcasing the surprising alignment between these seemingly unrelated variables. It's like they say, "A picture is worth a thousand words, or in our case, a thousand votes for Killian."

In conclusion, our results emphasize the potential impact of seemingly arbitrary factors on political preferences. The unexpected connection between the popularity of the name Killian and votes for the Libertarian candidate in Illinois challenges traditional understanding of electoral behavior, opening the door for further exploration into the influence of names on political choices. Our findings prove that sometimes, in the realm of research, "naming names" can lead to some truly unforeseen and intriguing discoveries.


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System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Killian and Votes for the Libertarian Presidential candidate in Illinois. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Killian It with Popularity: The Curious Connection Between Name Popularity and Libertarian Voting Behavior in Illinois"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Killian and votes for the Libertarian presidential candidate in the state of Illinois, employing data from the US Social Security Administration and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse. Our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning the years 1982 to 2020, and the findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9138264 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This unexpected connection prompts us to consider the influence of seemingly arbitrary factors on political behavior, highlighting the importance of investigating beyond conventional explanations and ideological affiliations.

However, while Killian's influence is undoubtedly intriguing, it seems his supporters might have a penchant for "killin'" the competition in a more metaphorical sense. This correlation certainly brings new meaning to the phrase, "Vote for Killian," doesn't it?

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "The Name Game," Smith et al. examine the social and psychological implications of individual names in shaping one's identity and behavior. The authors find that name popularity can influence self-perception and societal interactions, shedding light on the potential impact of names in various domains. This study provides a compelling framework for understanding the significance of names, which resonates with the unexpected correlation we've uncovered between the name Killian and voting behavior in Illinois.
Now, let's turn our attention to a less conventional source. In "The Power of Names," Doe explores the historical and cultural significance of names and their impact on personal and collective narratives. This exploration delves into the intricate web of meanings associated with names, offering a thought-provoking perspective that challenges conventional assumptions. Indeed, our discovery of the remarkable connection between the name Killian and Libertarian votes adds a new layer of significance to the power of names, or should we say, "killianal" significance?
On a slightly tangential note, "Freakonomics" by Levitt and Dubner offers an unconventional lens through which to analyze seemingly unrelated phenomena. While not directly related to names and political behavior, the book's emphasis on uncovering hidden patterns in data encourages us to approach our findings with a creative and open-minded perspective—qualities we've needed to keep up with the unexpected twists in our research.
This brings us to our next meander into the literary world. In "The Name of the Wind" by Patrick Rothfuss, the protagonist's name, Kvothe, holds a symbolic weight throughout the narrative. While Kvothe's story may not directly inform our study, the deep significance attached to his name evokes the broader implications of name associations and the unanticipated impact they may have. Coincidentally, Kvothe's adventures might have something in common with our statistical journey—both involve uncovering enigmatic connections in their respective realms.
And who could forget the classic "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll? The whimsical world of Wonderland provides an apt backdrop for our exploration of the curious correlation between the name Killian and political inclinations. After all, our research has felt like falling down a statistical rabbit hole, where unexpected surprises lurk around every turn. It wouldn't be surprising if we encountered a statistical Cheshire Cat along the way.
As we delve further into the ocean of literature, our expedition takes a surprising turn toward the world of children's cartoons. In "SpongeBob SquarePants," the character Squidward Tentacles highlights the comedic potential of name-based humor. While SpongeBob's underwater escapades may seem far removed from our research, Squidward's name serves as a playful reminder of the whimsical connections that permeate our everyday experiences. Much like Squidward's musical talents, our findings hit a surprising note.
Continuing our foray into animated realms, "The Powerpuff Girls" brings a lighthearted perspective to our exploration. While the adventures of Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup may not directly relate to our study, their vivid personalities and distinctive names serve as a parallel to the nuanced individuality encapsulated in the name Killian and its unexpected political resonance. As we navigate through this multilayered tapestry of cultural references, the unexpected connections continue to materialize, much like the plot twists in our statistical saga.
In the spirit of uncovering unexpected linkages, it's time to pivot from literary musings and embark on the next phase of our analysis. Join us as we unravel the peculiar intricacies of the Killian-Libertarian connection, armed with data, a dash of humor, and perhaps one more dad joke for the road.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation revealed a striking correlation between the popularity of the first name Killian and votes for the Libertarian presidential candidate in Illinois. Across the years 1982 to 2020, we found a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9138264, indicating a remarkably strong relationship between the two variables. This finding emphasizes the influence of seemingly trivial factors on political behavior, challenging conventional explanations and ideologies.
The correlation we uncovered is so strong, it's almost as if Killian's supporters were saying, "We're not 'killin' time, we're killin' correlations!" Who knew that a name could carry so much statistical weight in the political arena?
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.8350787 indicates that a substantial 83.5% of the variation in Libertarian votes in Illinois can be explained by the popularity of the name Killian. It's almost as though every time someone hears the name Killian, they start chanting, "Vote Libertarian!" It's statistically significant, but we'd be lying if we said we weren't tickled by the absurdity of it all.
Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 highlights the statistical significance of this correlation. This suggests that the likelihood of observing such a strong association between the popularity of the name Killian and Libertarian votes by random chance alone is incredibly low. It's like finding a needle in a haystack, or in our case, a "Killian" in a dataset.
Fig. 1 illustrates the robust relationship between the popularity of the first name Killian and votes for the Libertarian presidential candidate in Illinois. The scatterplot clearly depicts the upward trend, showcasing the surprising alignment between these seemingly unrelated variables. It's like they say, "A picture is worth a thousand words, or in our case, a thousand votes for Killian."
In conclusion, our results emphasize the potential impact of seemingly arbitrary factors on political preferences. The unexpected connection between the popularity of the name Killian and votes for the Libertarian candidate in Illinois challenges traditional understanding of electoral behavior, opening the door for further exploration into the influence of names on political choices. Our findings prove that sometimes, in the realm of research, "naming names" can lead to some truly unforeseen and intriguing discoveries.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The remarkable correlation we uncovered between the popularity of the first name Killian and votes for the Libertarian presidential candidate in Illinois offers an intriguing glimpse into the complexity of political behavior. Our findings not only support previous research on the powerful influence of names but also reveal the unexpected impact of seemingly trivial factors on electoral outcomes.

Drawing on the work of Smith et al., which explores the social and psychological implications of individual names, our study underscores the substantial role of name popularity in shaping societal interactions and potentially, political inclinations. It seems that the name Killian might be leaving quite the "kill-iant" impression on Illinois voters!

Moreover, our results echo the notions presented in "The Power of Names" by Doe, highlighting the profound effects of names on shaping personal and collective narratives. The extraordinary correlation we uncovered adds a new layer of significance to the influence of names, demonstrating that a name can indeed carry significant weight in shaping political behaviors. It's as if Killian's supporters are saying, "We're not just casting votes, we're casting a spell"—a statistical one at that!

Our statistical findings can be likened to the unexpected twists in Levitt and Dubner's "Freakonomics," where hidden patterns in data often lead to surprising revelations. Like a name-based Easter egg hunt, our discovery of the strong correlation between the name Killian and Libertarian votes speaks to the power of uncovering hidden connections in seemingly unrelated phenomena.

Similarly, our detour into the world of literary names, including "The Name of the Wind" and "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland," delves into the symbolic weight of names and their potential to impact broader narratives. The unexpected correlation we've revealed serves as a whimsical reminder of the enigmatic connections that permeate our statistical exploration. It's almost as if our research is casting a statistical "spell" of intrigue and wonder.

Embarking on a lighthearted note, our statistical journey shares similarities with the adventures of Squidward from "SpongeBob SquarePants" and the colorful trio from "The Powerpuff Girls." Just as the characters' distinct names contribute to their individuality, the name Killian appears to encapsulate nuanced political resonance. It's as if our data is whispering, "We're not just analyzing statistics, we're analyzing 'statistical' personalities!"

In essence, our study underscores the importance of investigating non-traditional factors in understanding political behavior. The unforeseen connection between the popularity of the name Killian and votes for the Libertarian candidate challenges conventional understandings and sets the stage for further exploration into the role of names in shaping political preferences. As our research illustrates, sometimes the strangest connections in data lead to the most intriguing discoveries. And when it comes to statistical surprises, naming names can certainly pack an unexpected "voting punch"!


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System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Killian and Votes for the Libertarian Presidential candidate in Illinois. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Killian It with Popularity: The Curious Connection Between Name Popularity and Libertarian Voting Behavior in Illinois"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Killian and votes for the Libertarian presidential candidate in the state of Illinois, employing data from the US Social Security Administration and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse. Our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning the years 1982 to 2020, and the findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9138264 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This unexpected connection prompts us to consider the influence of seemingly arbitrary factors on political behavior, highlighting the importance of investigating beyond conventional explanations and ideological affiliations.

However, while Killian's influence is undoubtedly intriguing, it seems his supporters might have a penchant for "killin'" the competition in a more metaphorical sense. This correlation certainly brings new meaning to the phrase, "Vote for Killian," doesn't it?

[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the vast and varied landscape of social and political research, some correlations seem to defy convention. In this study, we have set out to explore one such unexpected relationship - the link between the popularity of the first name Killian and votes cast for the Libertarian presidential candidate in the great state of Illinois. Now, we're not suggesting that there's a Killian Klub that secretly influences the ballot box, but the numbers tell a rather compelling story.
As the old saying goes, "What's in a name?" Well, apparently quite a lot, at least when it comes to electoral behavior. It seems that the name Killian may have a knack for drafting supporters who fervently champion individual liberties and free-market principles. It's no wonder that this investigation has us thinking about the ideal campaign slogan: "Vote for Killian - because freedom is no joke. Except for the dad jokes in this paper, of course."
Drawing from the extensive troves of data from the US Social Security Administration and the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, our team embarked on an analytical odyssey through the annals of name popularity and political preferences. And let me tell you, navigating through those datasets was like trying to find statistical significance in a haystack - quite the "needle in a haystack" situation, wouldn't you say?
Our findings can be summarized in one word, or rather a name - Killian. To our surprise, the correlation coefficient between the popularity of the name Killian and votes for the Libertarian candidate was a staggering 0.9138264. That's like hitting a statistical jackpot! It's safe to say we were definitely "killin' it" in uncovering this unexpected link. And speaking of killing it, have you heard the one about the statistician who drowned in a river with an average depth of 3 feet? He was knee-deep in data.
These results raise intriguing questions about the potential influence of seemingly innocuous factors on the electoral landscape. It turns out that the name game may have more at play than we initially thought. Pardon the pun, but as researchers, it's our duty to "name and shame" all the quirky nuances in our data, and this one certainly takes the cake. But, on a more serious note, should we be paying closer attention to the impact of names on political choices? It looks like there's more to "Killian" the competition than meets the eye.
As we navigate through this fascinating intersection of names and politics, we're reminded of the sage advice of our statistical guru who once said, "When in doubt, always trust a correlation - just make sure it's statistically significant." And trust us, the correlation we found is as significant as it gets. So, without further ado, let's dive into the world of Killians and Libertarians, navigating the seas of statistics to uncover the hidden connections and perhaps, a few more dad jokes along the way.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation revealed a striking correlation between the popularity of the first name Killian and votes for the Libertarian presidential candidate in Illinois. Across the years 1982 to 2020, we found a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9138264, indicating a remarkably strong relationship between the two variables. This finding emphasizes the influence of seemingly trivial factors on political behavior, challenging conventional explanations and ideologies.
The correlation we uncovered is so strong, it's almost as if Killian's supporters were saying, "We're not 'killin' time, we're killin' correlations!" Who knew that a name could carry so much statistical weight in the political arena?
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.8350787 indicates that a substantial 83.5% of the variation in Libertarian votes in Illinois can be explained by the popularity of the name Killian. It's almost as though every time someone hears the name Killian, they start chanting, "Vote Libertarian!" It's statistically significant, but we'd be lying if we said we weren't tickled by the absurdity of it all.
Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 highlights the statistical significance of this correlation. This suggests that the likelihood of observing such a strong association between the popularity of the name Killian and Libertarian votes by random chance alone is incredibly low. It's like finding a needle in a haystack, or in our case, a "Killian" in a dataset.
Fig. 1 illustrates the robust relationship between the popularity of the first name Killian and votes for the Libertarian presidential candidate in Illinois. The scatterplot clearly depicts the upward trend, showcasing the surprising alignment between these seemingly unrelated variables. It's like they say, "A picture is worth a thousand words, or in our case, a thousand votes for Killian."
In conclusion, our results emphasize the potential impact of seemingly arbitrary factors on political preferences. The unexpected connection between the popularity of the name Killian and votes for the Libertarian candidate in Illinois challenges traditional understanding of electoral behavior, opening the door for further exploration into the influence of names on political choices. Our findings prove that sometimes, in the realm of research, "naming names" can lead to some truly unforeseen and intriguing discoveries.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has shed light on the unforeseen connection between the popularity of the first name Killian and votes for the Libertarian presidential candidate in Illinois. The correlation coefficient of 0.9138264, along with an r-squared value of 0.8350787, highlights the astonishing influence of a seemingly innocuous name on political behavior. It's as if the name Killian carries the weight of 83.5% of Libertarian votes in Illinois - talk about a name with a political punch!

Our findings suggest that the name "Killian" has been quietly campaigning on the ballot of statistical significance, racking up votes with its inherent appeal. It's like the name itself is saying, "I'm not just popular, I'm statistically significant." For a seemingly unassuming name, Killian certainly knows how to make a statement, in both numbers and ballots.

The p-value of less than 0.01 further solidifies the empirical support for this correlation, showing that the likelihood of such a strong association occurring by random chance is slimmer than a statistical standard deviation. We may need a name for a statistical superhero in our dataset - "Captain Killian, the Conqueror of Correlations!"

Therefore, it is clear that the influence of names extends far beyond mere identity and into the intricate realm of political decision-making. Perhaps Killian's campaign slogan should be "Vote for Liberty, Vote for Killian!" with a statistical tagline: "Bringing correlation and causation together since 1982."

In light of these findings, it seems safe to say that no further research is needed in this area. We've "Killian'd" the curiosity and have unveiled the surprising influence of a name on political choices. As for the state of Illinois, it seems that Killian's popularity has backed more than just a trendy name, but a statistically significant influence on Libertarian voting behavior. It's time to celebrate this revelation with a dad joke: Did you hear about the statistician who thought growing a beard would increase his correlation coefficient? He bearded a striking resemblance to significance!

Our study signifies the importance of delving into seemingly arbitrary factors and uncovering the unexpected relationships that may shape our political landscape. In the words of the statistical stand-up comedian, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When research gives you unexpected correlations, make a statistically significant conclusion." With that, we confidently sign off and leave this peculiar nexus of names and political choices to the history books.


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System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Killian It with Popularity: The Curious Connection Between Name Popularity and Libertarian Voting Behavior in Illinois. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Quirky Social Dynamics


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System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
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ChatGPT:

The Center for Social Dynamics and Electoral Analysis


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System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Killian It with Popularity: The Curious Connection Between Name Popularity and Libertarian Voting Behavior in Illinois with an abstract of In this study, we delved into the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Killian and votes for the Libertarian presidential candidate in the state of Illinois, employing data from the US Social Security Administration and MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse. Our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning the years 1982 to 2020, and the findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9138264 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This unexpected connection prompts us to consider the influence of seemingly arbitrary factors on political behavior, highlighting the importance of investigating beyond conventional explanations and ideological affiliations.
However, while Killian's influence is undoubtedly intriguing, it seems his supporters might have a penchant for "killin'" the competition in a more metaphorical sense. This correlation certainly brings new meaning to the phrase, "Vote for Killian," doesn't it?

ChatGPT:

Killian, popularity, Libertarian, voting behavior, Illinois, US Social Security Administration, MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, correlation coefficient, statistical significance, political behavior, ideological affiliations, influence, supporters, competition, "Vote for Killian"

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Data details

Popularity of the first name Killian
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Killian
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Killian

Votes for the Libertarian Presidential candidate in Illinois
Detailed data title: Percentage of all votes cast for the Libertarian Presidential candidate in Illinois
Source: MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse
See what else correlates with Votes for the Libertarian Presidential candidate in Illinois

Correlation r = 0.9138264 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8350787 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 83.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Votes for the Libertarian Presidential candidate in Illinois) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Killian) over the 10 years from 1982 through 2020.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00022. 0.0002171914689261077800000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.91 in 0.022% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 4,604 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.67, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1984198819921996200020042008201220162020
Popularity of the first name Killian (Babies born)730931611581662902801400911
Votes for the Libertarian Presidential candidate in Illinois (Percentage of votes)0.2092930.3277830.1825290.5229870.2451020.6150930.3556811.072663.785761.10286




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([7,30,93,161,158,166,290,280,1400,911,])
array_2 = np.array([0.209293,0.327783,0.182529,0.522987,0.245102,0.615093,0.355681,1.07266,3.78576,1.10286,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Killian"
array_2_name = "Votes for the Libertarian Presidential candidate in Illinois"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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