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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are and the second variable is The number of massage therapists in Mississippi.  The chart goes from 2012 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the soothing hands of Mississippi's massage therapists work their magic, the people are left in a state of relaxation and open-mindedness. This leads to the AsapSCIENCE creators feeling the need to spice up their video titles in order to captivate this newly zen audience. After all, who wouldn't want to watch a video titled "The Provocative Power of Physics" after a blissful massage session in Mississippi? The connection between a knead for relaxation and a need for clickbait is truly a rub-tastic phenomenon!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Create an image that combines the serene ambiance of a Mississippi spa with the cutting-edge atmosphere of a tech startup. Show a tranquil spa environment with people receiving soothing treatments while also hinting at the innovative brainstorming sessions of tech creators. The scene should exude a cyber folk aesthetic, blending natural spa elements with futuristic and artistic touches, symbolizing the harmonious fusion of relaxation and creativity. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are and The number of massage therapists in Mississippi. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Magic realism Cybernetic art Cybernetic art Cyber folk Cutsy art illustration
ChatGPT: Cyber folk

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are and The number of massage therapists in Mississippi, in the following situation: As the soothing hands of Mississippi's massage therapists work their magic, the people are left in a state of relaxation and open-mindedness. This leads to the AsapSCIENCE creators feeling the need to spice up their video titles in order to captivate this newly zen audience. After all, who wouldn't want to watch a video titled "The Provocative Power of Physics" after a blissful massage session in Mississippi? The connection between a knead for relaxation and a need for clickbait is truly a rub-tastic phenomenon!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a serene Mississippi spa, hands work their magic, melting away tension as people drift into deep relaxation. Meanwhile, the AsapSCIENCE creators brainstorm catchy titles like "The Provocative Power of Physics" to capture the attention of the newly zen audience.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cyber folk ] and depicting this scene: In a serene Mississippi spa, hands work their magic, melting away tension as people drift into deep relaxation. Meanwhile, the AsapSCIENCE creators brainstorm catchy titles like "The Provocative Power of Physics" to capture the attention of the newly zen audience. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Create an image that combines the serene ambiance of a Mississippi spa with the cutting-edge atmosphere of a tech startup. Show a tranquil spa environment with people receiving soothing treatments while also hinting at the innovative brainstorming sessions of tech creators. The scene should exude a cyber folk aesthetic, blending natural spa elements with futuristic and artistic touches, symbolizing the harmonious fusion of relaxation and creativity.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are caused The number of massage therapists in Mississippi to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Knead for Attention: A Correlative Analysis of Provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube Video Titles and the Number of Massage Therapists in Mississippi

Journal of Irreverent Social Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are and The number of massage therapists in Mississippi. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9066696 and p < 0.01 for 2012 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"The Knead for Attention: A Correlative Analysis of Provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube Video Titles and the Number of Massage Therapists in Mississippi"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents the findings of a statistical analysis exploring the intriguing relationship between provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the number of massage therapists in Mississippi. Utilizing data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough investigation to unearth any potential correlations. Surprisingly, our results revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9066696 and a p-value less than 0.01 between the two variables over the period from 2012 to 2022.

The study's findings point to a potentially compelling link between the attention-grabbing nature of AsapSCIENCE video titles and the demand for massage therapists in Mississippi. Furthermore, our analysis suggests a reciprocal relationship, with an increase in the provocative nature of the video titles corresponding to a rise in the number of massage therapists in the region. It seems that when it comes to YouTube titles and massage therapy in Mississippi, the stakes are high and the correlations are "knead"-ed.

Through this research, we aim to shed light on this peculiar association and open the door to further investigations into the interplay between online content trends and occupational patterns. In doing so, we hope to spark a broader conversation about the unexpected influences that can shape labor markets and professional pursuits.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are and The number of massage therapists in Mississippi. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Knead for Attention: A Correlative Analysis of Provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube Video Titles and the Number of Massage Therapists in Mississippi"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents the findings of a statistical analysis exploring the intriguing relationship between provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the number of massage therapists in Mississippi. Utilizing data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough investigation to unearth any potential correlations. Surprisingly, our results revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9066696 and a p-value less than 0.01 between the two variables over the period from 2012 to 2022.

The study's findings point to a potentially compelling link between the attention-grabbing nature of AsapSCIENCE video titles and the demand for massage therapists in Mississippi. Furthermore, our analysis suggests a reciprocal relationship, with an increase in the provocative nature of the video titles corresponding to a rise in the number of massage therapists in the region. It seems that when it comes to YouTube titles and massage therapy in Mississippi, the stakes are high and the correlations are "knead"-ed.

Through this research, we aim to shed light on this peculiar association and open the door to further investigations into the interplay between online content trends and occupational patterns. In doing so, we hope to spark a broader conversation about the unexpected influences that can shape labor markets and professional pursuits.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The world of online content creation has become an increasingly influential force in shaping consumer behaviors and professional trends. AsapSCIENCE, a prominent YouTube channel known for its engaging and educational videos on scientific topics, has amassed a substantial following with its thought-provoking content. However, beneath the surface of its informative videos lies a curious phenomenon - the potential impact of its video titles on the labor market, particularly in the field of massage therapy in Mississippi.

Now, you might be wondering, "What do YouTube titles and massage therapy have in common?" Well, in the words of a savvy dad, "It's all about the 'knead' for attention!" *ba-dum-tss* . Our investigation delves into this intriguing connection, aiming to discern whether a correlation exists and, if so, to what degree.

The state of Mississippi, known for its tranquil landscapes and renowned Southern hospitality, presents an ideal setting to explore this phenomenon. With its burgeoning demand for massage therapy and the burgeoning prevalence of YouTube as a platform for entertainment and education, Mississippi serves as a unique microcosm for our study.

It's fascinating to consider the potential implications of online content trends on professional pursuits. Who would've thought that the titles of internet videos could have such far-reaching effects? Perhaps, in the world of YouTube and massage therapy, the phrase "rubbing people the right way" takes on a whole new meaning.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are and The number of massage therapists in Mississippi. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Knead for Attention: A Correlative Analysis of Provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube Video Titles and the Number of Massage Therapists in Mississippi"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents the findings of a statistical analysis exploring the intriguing relationship between provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the number of massage therapists in Mississippi. Utilizing data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough investigation to unearth any potential correlations. Surprisingly, our results revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9066696 and a p-value less than 0.01 between the two variables over the period from 2012 to 2022.

The study's findings point to a potentially compelling link between the attention-grabbing nature of AsapSCIENCE video titles and the demand for massage therapists in Mississippi. Furthermore, our analysis suggests a reciprocal relationship, with an increase in the provocative nature of the video titles corresponding to a rise in the number of massage therapists in the region. It seems that when it comes to YouTube titles and massage therapy in Mississippi, the stakes are high and the correlations are "knead"-ed.

Through this research, we aim to shed light on this peculiar association and open the door to further investigations into the interplay between online content trends and occupational patterns. In doing so, we hope to spark a broader conversation about the unexpected influences that can shape labor markets and professional pursuits.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The world of online content creation has become an increasingly influential force in shaping consumer behaviors and professional trends. AsapSCIENCE, a prominent YouTube channel known for its engaging and educational videos on scientific topics, has amassed a substantial following with its thought-provoking content. However, beneath the surface of its informative videos lies a curious phenomenon - the potential impact of its video titles on the labor market, particularly in the field of massage therapy in Mississippi.
Now, you might be wondering, "What do YouTube titles and massage therapy have in common?" Well, in the words of a savvy dad, "It's all about the 'knead' for attention!" *ba-dum-tss* . Our investigation delves into this intriguing connection, aiming to discern whether a correlation exists and, if so, to what degree.
The state of Mississippi, known for its tranquil landscapes and renowned Southern hospitality, presents an ideal setting to explore this phenomenon. With its burgeoning demand for massage therapy and the burgeoning prevalence of YouTube as a platform for entertainment and education, Mississippi serves as a unique microcosm for our study.
It's fascinating to consider the potential implications of online content trends on professional pursuits. Who would've thought that the titles of internet videos could have such far-reaching effects? Perhaps, in the world of YouTube and massage therapy, the phrase "rubbing people the right way" takes on a whole new meaning.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The literature on the correlation between online content and professional trends provides valuable insights into the intersection of digital media and labor markets. In "Smith and Doe's study", the authors find a significant association between the use of captivating headlines in online articles and user engagement, suggesting that attention-grabbing content holds sway over audience response. This idea resonates with our investigation into the impact of provocative AsapSCIENCE video titles on the demand for massage therapists in Mississippi.

Now, speaking of attention-grabbing content, have you heard the one about the massage therapist who had a great sense of humor? She kneaded to lighten up! *ba-dum-tss* Our pursuit of a deeper understanding of this peculiar relationship led us to consult "Jones' research", which delves into the subtle but impactful ways in which online content influences consumer behavior. Drawing inspiration from these studies, we set out to unravel the mystery of how AsapSCIENCE's intriguing video titles might be leaving their mark on the professional landscape of massage therapy in Mississippi.

Diving deeper into the realm of captivating communication, we must consider the influence of captivating book titles as well. In "The Power of Habit" by Charles Duhigg, the author explores the mechanisms behind habitual behaviors and the triggers that prompt action. Our investigation posits that provocative video titles may serve as cognitive triggers, influencing individuals to seek out massage therapy services, creating a chain reaction of demand.

In “The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck” by Mark Manson, the author's exploration of counterintuitive approaches to living a good life prompts us to adopt a similar mindset in our analysis. What if, in the pursuit of understanding the correlation between AsapSCIENCE video titles and massage therapy demand, the key lies in not "giving a 'knead'" about traditional paradigms of influence? *ba-dum-tss*

Turning to fictional works, one cannot dismiss the impact of enticing book titles on readers' inclinations. In George Orwell's "1984", the concept of thought control and manipulation serves as a metaphor for the captivating and, at times, manipulative nature of online content. Applying this literary lens to our research, we contemplate the extent to which AsapSCIENCE's provocative video titles might be subtly shaping the preferences of individuals in Mississippi, nudging them towards the pursuit of massage therapy as a career or as a service.

The world of cinema also offers intriguing parallels to our exploration. Films such as "The Social Network" and "The Matrix" illustrate the profound influence of digital platforms and virtual realms on human behavior and decision-making. Drawing inspiration from these cinematic narratives, we contemplate the possibility of a digital "red pill" effect, wherein individuals exposed to compelling AsapSCIENCE video titles find themselves drawn into a reality where massage therapy becomes a prevailing occupational interest.

It's truly remarkable how seemingly disparate domains intersect, isn't it? Just like the unexpected blend of YouTube titles and massage therapy in Mississippi, the connections we uncover in our literature review showcase the inimitable wit and wisdom of academic exploration.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are and The number of massage therapists in Mississippi. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2012 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Knead for Attention: A Correlative Analysis of Provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube Video Titles and the Number of Massage Therapists in Mississippi"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents the findings of a statistical analysis exploring the intriguing relationship between provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the number of massage therapists in Mississippi. Utilizing data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough investigation to unearth any potential correlations. Surprisingly, our results revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9066696 and a p-value less than 0.01 between the two variables over the period from 2012 to 2022.

The study's findings point to a potentially compelling link between the attention-grabbing nature of AsapSCIENCE video titles and the demand for massage therapists in Mississippi. Furthermore, our analysis suggests a reciprocal relationship, with an increase in the provocative nature of the video titles corresponding to a rise in the number of massage therapists in the region. It seems that when it comes to YouTube titles and massage therapy in Mississippi, the stakes are high and the correlations are "knead"-ed.

Through this research, we aim to shed light on this peculiar association and open the door to further investigations into the interplay between online content trends and occupational patterns. In doing so, we hope to spark a broader conversation about the unexpected influences that can shape labor markets and professional pursuits.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The world of online content creation has become an increasingly influential force in shaping consumer behaviors and professional trends. AsapSCIENCE, a prominent YouTube channel known for its engaging and educational videos on scientific topics, has amassed a substantial following with its thought-provoking content. However, beneath the surface of its informative videos lies a curious phenomenon - the potential impact of its video titles on the labor market, particularly in the field of massage therapy in Mississippi.
Now, you might be wondering, "What do YouTube titles and massage therapy have in common?" Well, in the words of a savvy dad, "It's all about the 'knead' for attention!" *ba-dum-tss* . Our investigation delves into this intriguing connection, aiming to discern whether a correlation exists and, if so, to what degree.
The state of Mississippi, known for its tranquil landscapes and renowned Southern hospitality, presents an ideal setting to explore this phenomenon. With its burgeoning demand for massage therapy and the burgeoning prevalence of YouTube as a platform for entertainment and education, Mississippi serves as a unique microcosm for our study.
It's fascinating to consider the potential implications of online content trends on professional pursuits. Who would've thought that the titles of internet videos could have such far-reaching effects? Perhaps, in the world of YouTube and massage therapy, the phrase "rubbing people the right way" takes on a whole new meaning.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To dissect the intriguing correlation between the provocative nature of AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the number of massage therapists in the tranquil landscapes of Mississippi, our research team employed a multifaceted approach embracing both quantitative and qualitative methods. This endeavor encompassed the collection and analysis of data from multiple sources, ranging from AI-powered extraction of video titles to in-depth examination of labor statistics.

First and foremost, we harnessed the power of advanced AI technology to filter through an extensive array of AsapSCIENCE video titles from the years 2012 to 2022. Through sophisticated algorithms and natural language processing techniques, we quantified the level of provocation embedded within each title, considering factors such as sensationalism, curiosity-driven elements, and captivating language. The resulting dataset provided a robust foundation for evaluating the attention-grabbing prowess of these video titles, yielding insights into their potential impact on audience engagement and, as it turns out, the demand for massage therapists in the Magnolia State.

In a parallel endeavor, we ventured into the realms of labor statistics, drawing upon the rich repository of the Bureau of Labor Statistics to unravel the evolving landscape of massage therapy employment in Mississippi across the same temporal span. This involved meticulous scrutiny of occupational data, employment trends, and demographic indicators to capture the intricate dynamics shaping the demand for massage therapists in this charming southern state. By juxtaposing the AI-generated provocativeness scores of the AsapSCIENCE video titles with the fluctuating numbers of massage therapists, we endeavored to unveil any underlying patterns and unearth the interconnectedness between digital content proliferation and professional pursuits in the realm of therapeutic touch.

Parenthetically, navigating the labyrinthine corridors of YouTube's extensive video library proved to be quite the odyssey, akin to finding a silver needle in a haystack of cat videos and unboxing escapades. Nevertheless, our tenacious efforts led us to a treasure trove of intriguing video titles, representing the capricious landscape of online content and serving as the focal point of our analysis. It seems that when it comes to managing an abundance of data, "finding the right 'knead'-le in the YouTube haystack" can be quite the task! *cue subtle eye roll*

Furthermore, our foray into the labor statistics domain presented its own set of challenges, from navigating the intricacies of employment categories to deciphering the ebb and flow of occupational dynamics. However, armed with statistical rigor and unwavering dedication, we meticulously charted the course of massage therapy employment in Mississippi, striving to uncover the elusive threads connecting online content appeal to professional aspirations.

In addition to these primary data sources, we complemented our investigation with supplementary contextual information, such as social media trends, regional economic factors, and cultural propensities, to paint a comprehensive portrait of the intricate interplay between digital content allure and employment patterns. This holistic approach allowed us to contextualize our findings within the broader canvas of societal influences and online engagement dynamics, shedding light on the nuanced nexus between virtual enticement and real-world occupational pursuits.

In summary, our methodology encompassed a blend of AI-powered content analysis, labor market scrutiny, and contextual triangulation, yielding a multidimensional perspective on the enthralling relationship between YouTube video titles and the "knead" for massage therapists in Mississippi. With our methodological compass pointed towards insight and elucidation, we embarked on this multifaceted journey, aiming to unravel the mysteries of digital provocation and professional demand in the heart of the Deep South.

Stay tuned for the next section, where we'll delve into the captivating findings of our statistical analysis and uncover the surprising correlations between AsapSCIENCE video titles and the thriving world of massage therapy in Mississippi. Because when it comes to research, the proof is always in the 'knead' - both figuratively and literally!

See you in the next section for some "massaging of numbers" - if you catch our drift.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are and The number of massage therapists in Mississippi. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2012 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9066696, r-squared of 0.8220498, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Knead for Attention: A Correlative Analysis of Provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube Video Titles and the Number of Massage Therapists in Mississippi"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents the findings of a statistical analysis exploring the intriguing relationship between provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the number of massage therapists in Mississippi. Utilizing data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough investigation to unearth any potential correlations. Surprisingly, our results revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9066696 and a p-value less than 0.01 between the two variables over the period from 2012 to 2022.

The study's findings point to a potentially compelling link between the attention-grabbing nature of AsapSCIENCE video titles and the demand for massage therapists in Mississippi. Furthermore, our analysis suggests a reciprocal relationship, with an increase in the provocative nature of the video titles corresponding to a rise in the number of massage therapists in the region. It seems that when it comes to YouTube titles and massage therapy in Mississippi, the stakes are high and the correlations are "knead"-ed.

Through this research, we aim to shed light on this peculiar association and open the door to further investigations into the interplay between online content trends and occupational patterns. In doing so, we hope to spark a broader conversation about the unexpected influences that can shape labor markets and professional pursuits.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The world of online content creation has become an increasingly influential force in shaping consumer behaviors and professional trends. AsapSCIENCE, a prominent YouTube channel known for its engaging and educational videos on scientific topics, has amassed a substantial following with its thought-provoking content. However, beneath the surface of its informative videos lies a curious phenomenon - the potential impact of its video titles on the labor market, particularly in the field of massage therapy in Mississippi.
Now, you might be wondering, "What do YouTube titles and massage therapy have in common?" Well, in the words of a savvy dad, "It's all about the 'knead' for attention!" *ba-dum-tss* . Our investigation delves into this intriguing connection, aiming to discern whether a correlation exists and, if so, to what degree.
The state of Mississippi, known for its tranquil landscapes and renowned Southern hospitality, presents an ideal setting to explore this phenomenon. With its burgeoning demand for massage therapy and the burgeoning prevalence of YouTube as a platform for entertainment and education, Mississippi serves as a unique microcosm for our study.
It's fascinating to consider the potential implications of online content trends on professional pursuits. Who would've thought that the titles of internet videos could have such far-reaching effects? Perhaps, in the world of YouTube and massage therapy, the phrase "rubbing people the right way" takes on a whole new meaning.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our analysis of the relationship between the provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the number of massage therapists in Mississippi yielded some eyebrow-raising results. Over the period from 2012 to 2022, we found a remarkably robust correlation coefficient of 0.9066696, indicating a strong positive relationship between the degree of provocativeness in AsapSCIENCE video titles and the demand for massage therapists in the state. The r-squared value of 0.8220498 further underscores the substantial degree of variance in the number of massage therapists that can be explained by the variability in the provocative nature of the video titles. In statistical terms, it appears that the relationship between these variables is not just a fleeting massage, but a deep tissue connection.

Our findings suggest a striking association between the attention-grabbing allure of AsapSCIENCE video titles and the occupational landscape of massage therapy in Mississippi. As the tingle of curiosity evoked by these titles increases, so does the demand for skilled hands to work out the kinks and knots. It's as though the YouTube titles are whispering, "Come hither, you knead this massage therapy", and the labor market is heeding the call.

In Figure 1, we present a scatterplot that vividly depicts the strong positive relationship between the two variables, with the provocative content of AsapSCIENCE video titles standing in juxtaposition to the increasing number of massage therapists in Mississippi. The correlation is palpable, much like a well-executed Swedish massage.

This unexpected correlation between online video titles and the professional landscape of massage therapy elicits a renewed appreciation for the hidden influences that shape labor markets. It's a reminder that in the digital age, even the seemingly innocuous elements of online content can have tangible and "knead"-ed impacts on occupational trends.

In conclusion, our findings provide compelling evidence of the intriguing relationship between the provocative nature of AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the demand for massage therapists in Mississippi. This underlines the need for further research into the nuanced interplay between online content trends and professional pursuits, as well as the importance of taking a closer look at the unexpected influencers that mold labor markets. After all, when it comes to understanding the labor market dynamics, it pays to stay "knead"-y for unexpected connections.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are and The number of massage therapists in Mississippi. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"The Knead for Attention: A Correlative Analysis of Provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube Video Titles and the Number of Massage Therapists in Mississippi"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents the findings of a statistical analysis exploring the intriguing relationship between provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the number of massage therapists in Mississippi. Utilizing data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough investigation to unearth any potential correlations. Surprisingly, our results revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9066696 and a p-value less than 0.01 between the two variables over the period from 2012 to 2022.

The study's findings point to a potentially compelling link between the attention-grabbing nature of AsapSCIENCE video titles and the demand for massage therapists in Mississippi. Furthermore, our analysis suggests a reciprocal relationship, with an increase in the provocative nature of the video titles corresponding to a rise in the number of massage therapists in the region. It seems that when it comes to YouTube titles and massage therapy in Mississippi, the stakes are high and the correlations are "knead"-ed.

Through this research, we aim to shed light on this peculiar association and open the door to further investigations into the interplay between online content trends and occupational patterns. In doing so, we hope to spark a broader conversation about the unexpected influences that can shape labor markets and professional pursuits.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The literature on the correlation between online content and professional trends provides valuable insights into the intersection of digital media and labor markets. In "Smith and Doe's study", the authors find a significant association between the use of captivating headlines in online articles and user engagement, suggesting that attention-grabbing content holds sway over audience response. This idea resonates with our investigation into the impact of provocative AsapSCIENCE video titles on the demand for massage therapists in Mississippi.
Now, speaking of attention-grabbing content, have you heard the one about the massage therapist who had a great sense of humor? She kneaded to lighten up! *ba-dum-tss* Our pursuit of a deeper understanding of this peculiar relationship led us to consult "Jones' research", which delves into the subtle but impactful ways in which online content influences consumer behavior. Drawing inspiration from these studies, we set out to unravel the mystery of how AsapSCIENCE's intriguing video titles might be leaving their mark on the professional landscape of massage therapy in Mississippi.
Diving deeper into the realm of captivating communication, we must consider the influence of captivating book titles as well. In "The Power of Habit" by Charles Duhigg, the author explores the mechanisms behind habitual behaviors and the triggers that prompt action. Our investigation posits that provocative video titles may serve as cognitive triggers, influencing individuals to seek out massage therapy services, creating a chain reaction of demand.
In “The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck” by Mark Manson, the author's exploration of counterintuitive approaches to living a good life prompts us to adopt a similar mindset in our analysis. What if, in the pursuit of understanding the correlation between AsapSCIENCE video titles and massage therapy demand, the key lies in not "giving a 'knead'" about traditional paradigms of influence? *ba-dum-tss*
Turning to fictional works, one cannot dismiss the impact of enticing book titles on readers' inclinations. In George Orwell's "1984", the concept of thought control and manipulation serves as a metaphor for the captivating and, at times, manipulative nature of online content. Applying this literary lens to our research, we contemplate the extent to which AsapSCIENCE's provocative video titles might be subtly shaping the preferences of individuals in Mississippi, nudging them towards the pursuit of massage therapy as a career or as a service.
The world of cinema also offers intriguing parallels to our exploration. Films such as "The Social Network" and "The Matrix" illustrate the profound influence of digital platforms and virtual realms on human behavior and decision-making. Drawing inspiration from these cinematic narratives, we contemplate the possibility of a digital "red pill" effect, wherein individuals exposed to compelling AsapSCIENCE video titles find themselves drawn into a reality where massage therapy becomes a prevailing occupational interest.
It's truly remarkable how seemingly disparate domains intersect, isn't it? Just like the unexpected blend of YouTube titles and massage therapy in Mississippi, the connections we uncover in our literature review showcase the inimitable wit and wisdom of academic exploration.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the relationship between the provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the number of massage therapists in Mississippi yielded some eyebrow-raising results. Over the period from 2012 to 2022, we found a remarkably robust correlation coefficient of 0.9066696, indicating a strong positive relationship between the degree of provocativeness in AsapSCIENCE video titles and the demand for massage therapists in the state. The r-squared value of 0.8220498 further underscores the substantial degree of variance in the number of massage therapists that can be explained by the variability in the provocative nature of the video titles. In statistical terms, it appears that the relationship between these variables is not just a fleeting massage, but a deep tissue connection.
Our findings suggest a striking association between the attention-grabbing allure of AsapSCIENCE video titles and the occupational landscape of massage therapy in Mississippi. As the tingle of curiosity evoked by these titles increases, so does the demand for skilled hands to work out the kinks and knots. It's as though the YouTube titles are whispering, "Come hither, you knead this massage therapy", and the labor market is heeding the call.
In Figure 1, we present a scatterplot that vividly depicts the strong positive relationship between the two variables, with the provocative content of AsapSCIENCE video titles standing in juxtaposition to the increasing number of massage therapists in Mississippi. The correlation is palpable, much like a well-executed Swedish massage.
This unexpected correlation between online video titles and the professional landscape of massage therapy elicits a renewed appreciation for the hidden influences that shape labor markets. It's a reminder that in the digital age, even the seemingly innocuous elements of online content can have tangible and "knead"-ed impacts on occupational trends.
In conclusion, our findings provide compelling evidence of the intriguing relationship between the provocative nature of AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the demand for massage therapists in Mississippi. This underlines the need for further research into the nuanced interplay between online content trends and professional pursuits, as well as the importance of taking a closer look at the unexpected influencers that mold labor markets. After all, when it comes to understanding the labor market dynamics, it pays to stay "knead"-y for unexpected connections.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

Our study unveils a fascinating connection between the captivating nature of AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the demand for massage therapists in Mississippi. The remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9066696 and a p-value less than 0.01 between these seemingly unrelated variables from 2012 to 2022 not only raises eyebrows but also massages the intellect with thought-provoking implications. It seems that the allure of thought-provoking YouTube titles has an undeniable impact on the labor market for massage therapy in Mississippi, leaving us to ponder whether there's an unseen masseuse behind the screen, eliciting a knead for therapeutic services.

Our investigation aligns with prior research by Smith and Doe, which highlighted the influence of attention-grabbing content on audience engagement. Similarly, our findings indicate that the titillating effect of provocative AsapSCIENCE titles exerts a palpable influence on the occupational landscape, causing the demand for massage therapists to surge. This revelation not only tickles the funny bone but also kneads into our understanding of how online content shapes professional trends. It's almost as if the YouTube titles are whispering, "You knead to pay attention to this profession," and the labor market obediently complies.

Intriguingly, our results echo the work of Jones, emphasizing the subtle yet impactful ways in which online content can sway consumer behavior. The correlation between AsapSCIENCE video titles and the demand for massage therapists in Mississippi accentuates the compelling power of digital media to spark occupational interests. It seems that these YouTube titles are not just clickbait; they are catalysts that trigger a "knead" for hands-on healing.

Beyond the jocular associations, our findings showcase a legitimate and substantial relationship between seemingly unrelated phenomena. The correlation coefficient of 0.9066696 serves as more than just a statistical curiosity; it resonates as evidence of genuine interconnection between online content trends and professional pursuits. This calls for a reevaluation of how seemingly disparate domains can intersect to shape labor market dynamics, prompting us to knead closer attention to the unexpected influencers that mold occupational landscapes.

As we unravel this enigmatic relationship between provocative YouTube titles and the demand for massage therapists, it's apparent that even in the realm of occupational trends, unexpected connections can emerge. This invites us to maintain a sense of humor as we delve into statistically significant yet undeniably whimsical associations, reminding us that in the pursuit of knowledge, a sprinkle of levity can "knead" the way for unexpected insights.

In summary, our study presents compelling evidence of a tangible link between the attention-grabbing nature of AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the demand for massage therapists in Mississippi. The statistical rigor of our analysis solidifies the need for further exploration into the nuanced interplay between online content trends and professional pursuits, as well as the importance of embracing the unexpected influencers that shape labor markets. After all, in the world of statistical analysis, a little humor can be the unexpected "knead" for innovative insights.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are and The number of massage therapists in Mississippi. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"The Knead for Attention: A Correlative Analysis of Provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube Video Titles and the Number of Massage Therapists in Mississippi"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents the findings of a statistical analysis exploring the intriguing relationship between provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the number of massage therapists in Mississippi. Utilizing data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough investigation to unearth any potential correlations. Surprisingly, our results revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9066696 and a p-value less than 0.01 between the two variables over the period from 2012 to 2022.

The study's findings point to a potentially compelling link between the attention-grabbing nature of AsapSCIENCE video titles and the demand for massage therapists in Mississippi. Furthermore, our analysis suggests a reciprocal relationship, with an increase in the provocative nature of the video titles corresponding to a rise in the number of massage therapists in the region. It seems that when it comes to YouTube titles and massage therapy in Mississippi, the stakes are high and the correlations are "knead"-ed.

Through this research, we aim to shed light on this peculiar association and open the door to further investigations into the interplay between online content trends and occupational patterns. In doing so, we hope to spark a broader conversation about the unexpected influences that can shape labor markets and professional pursuits.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The world of online content creation has become an increasingly influential force in shaping consumer behaviors and professional trends. AsapSCIENCE, a prominent YouTube channel known for its engaging and educational videos on scientific topics, has amassed a substantial following with its thought-provoking content. However, beneath the surface of its informative videos lies a curious phenomenon - the potential impact of its video titles on the labor market, particularly in the field of massage therapy in Mississippi.
Now, you might be wondering, "What do YouTube titles and massage therapy have in common?" Well, in the words of a savvy dad, "It's all about the 'knead' for attention!" *ba-dum-tss* . Our investigation delves into this intriguing connection, aiming to discern whether a correlation exists and, if so, to what degree.
The state of Mississippi, known for its tranquil landscapes and renowned Southern hospitality, presents an ideal setting to explore this phenomenon. With its burgeoning demand for massage therapy and the burgeoning prevalence of YouTube as a platform for entertainment and education, Mississippi serves as a unique microcosm for our study.
It's fascinating to consider the potential implications of online content trends on professional pursuits. Who would've thought that the titles of internet videos could have such far-reaching effects? Perhaps, in the world of YouTube and massage therapy, the phrase "rubbing people the right way" takes on a whole new meaning.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the relationship between the provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the number of massage therapists in Mississippi yielded some eyebrow-raising results. Over the period from 2012 to 2022, we found a remarkably robust correlation coefficient of 0.9066696, indicating a strong positive relationship between the degree of provocativeness in AsapSCIENCE video titles and the demand for massage therapists in the state. The r-squared value of 0.8220498 further underscores the substantial degree of variance in the number of massage therapists that can be explained by the variability in the provocative nature of the video titles. In statistical terms, it appears that the relationship between these variables is not just a fleeting massage, but a deep tissue connection.
Our findings suggest a striking association between the attention-grabbing allure of AsapSCIENCE video titles and the occupational landscape of massage therapy in Mississippi. As the tingle of curiosity evoked by these titles increases, so does the demand for skilled hands to work out the kinks and knots. It's as though the YouTube titles are whispering, "Come hither, you knead this massage therapy", and the labor market is heeding the call.
In Figure 1, we present a scatterplot that vividly depicts the strong positive relationship between the two variables, with the provocative content of AsapSCIENCE video titles standing in juxtaposition to the increasing number of massage therapists in Mississippi. The correlation is palpable, much like a well-executed Swedish massage.
This unexpected correlation between online video titles and the professional landscape of massage therapy elicits a renewed appreciation for the hidden influences that shape labor markets. It's a reminder that in the digital age, even the seemingly innocuous elements of online content can have tangible and "knead"-ed impacts on occupational trends.
In conclusion, our findings provide compelling evidence of the intriguing relationship between the provocative nature of AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the demand for massage therapists in Mississippi. This underlines the need for further research into the nuanced interplay between online content trends and professional pursuits, as well as the importance of taking a closer look at the unexpected influencers that mold labor markets. After all, when it comes to understanding the labor market dynamics, it pays to stay "knead"-y for unexpected connections.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has unraveled a uniquely robust and, dare I say, tension-relieving relationship between the thought-provoking YouTube titles of AsapSCIENCE and the burgeoning demand for massage therapists in Mississippi. The statistical findings not only support a strong positive correlation but also highlight the tangible impact of online content on professional pursuits. It seems that the allure of a captivating video title can serve as a squeeze on the labor market, prompting an uptick in the pursuit of skilled hands for therapeutic healing.

Much like a well-timed punchline, our research presents unexpected connections, revealing the "pressure points" where online content and occupational trends converge. You might say we've "massaged" the data to reveal intriguing insights into this unforeseen relationship. It's evident that the world of online content is truly "knead"-ing its influence into the fabric of professional landscapes.

These findings prompt a reflection on the need for deeper inquiries into the unanticipated influences that shape labor markets. As the saying goes, "There's no such thing as coincidence; it's all in the 'knead'!" *ba-dum-tss* It's imperative to recognize and understand these nuanced relationships, especially when they manifest in unexpected contexts such as the synergy between YouTube titles and the demand for massage therapists.

In the spirit of a wise dad joke, it's safe to say that the connection between AsapSCIENCE video titles and the number of massage therapists in Mississippi is no "rub"-ish matter. Therefore, we assert that no further research is "knead"-ed in this area. Thank you for "knead"-ing this conclusion.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Knead for Attention: A Correlative Analysis of Provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube Video Titles and the Number of Massage Therapists in Mississippi. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Irreverent Social Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Knead for Attention: A Correlative Analysis of Provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube Video Titles and the Number of Massage Therapists in Mississippi. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Quirky Research and Analysis


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Knead for Attention: A Correlative Analysis of Provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube Video Titles and the Number of Massage Therapists in Mississippi with an abstract of This paper presents the findings of a statistical analysis exploring the intriguing relationship between provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the number of massage therapists in Mississippi. Utilizing data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough investigation to unearth any potential correlations. Surprisingly, our results revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9066696 and a p-value less than 0.01 between the two variables over the period from 2012 to 2022.
The study's findings point to a potentially compelling link between the attention-grabbing nature of AsapSCIENCE video titles and the demand for massage therapists in Mississippi. Furthermore, our analysis suggests a reciprocal relationship, with an increase in the provocative nature of the video titles corresponding to a rise in the number of massage therapists in the region. It seems that when it comes to YouTube titles and massage therapy in Mississippi, the stakes are high and the correlations are "knead"-ed.
Through this research, we aim to shed light on this peculiar association and open the door to further investigations into the interplay between online content trends and occupational patterns. In doing so, we hope to spark a broader conversation about the unexpected influences that can shape labor markets and professional pursuits.

ChatGPT:

AsapSCIENCE, YouTube video titles, massage therapists, Mississippi, correlation analysis, provocative video titles, Bureau of Labor Statistics, AI analysis, occupational patterns, online content trends, professional pursuits, statistical analysis

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Data details

How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are
Detailed data title: How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI.
Source: AI analysis of YouTube video titles
Additional Info: I asked a large language model, 'On a scale of 1-10, how _______ do you think this YouTube video title is?' for every video.

See what else correlates with How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are

The number of massage therapists in Mississippi
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of massage therapists in Mississippi
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of massage therapists in Mississippi

Correlation r = 0.9066696 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8220498 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 82.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of massage therapists in Mississippi) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are) over the 11 years from 2012 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00012. 0.0001184262976554034800000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.91 in 0.012% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 8,444 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 10 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 10 because we have two variables measured over a period of 11 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.67, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are (Provacative score)44.21954.28214.64444.38644.54175.11324.40744.2554.566
The number of massage therapists in Mississippi (Massage Therapists)70150180180160250320200180270230




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([4,4.2195,4.2821,4.6444,4.3864,4.5417,5.1132,4.4074,4.25,5,4.566,])
array_2 = np.array([70,150,180,180,160,250,320,200,180,270,230,])
array_1_name = "How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are"
array_2_name = "The number of massage therapists in Mississippi"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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