about · email me · subscribe
Spurious correlation #4,268 · View random

A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in North Port, Florida and the second variable is Google searches for 'can texas secede from the union'.  The chart goes from 2005 to 2023, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
Download png
, svg

AI explanation

As air pollution in North Port, Florida increased, it led to the proliferation of mutant super mosquitoes. These mosquitoes, with their newfound Texan accents, began inciting a rebellion in Texas, ultimately sparking renewed interest in Texas seceding from the union. One mosquito's buzz is another state's call for independence!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie, depicting North Port, Florida, with thick smog-filled clouds obscuring the sun. Mutant super mosquitoes with Texan accents are buzzing around, causing mischief and sparking renewed interest in Texas seceding from the union. The scene should showcase the unique character of the mosquitoes and the hazy, otherworldly atmosphere created by the smog. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in North Port, Florida and Google searches for 'can texas secede from the union'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie Cutsy graphics An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie Surrealism Charcoal
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in North Port, Florida and Google searches for 'can texas secede from the union', in the following situation: As air pollution in North Port, Florida increased, it led to the proliferation of mutant super mosquitoes. These mosquitoes, with their newfound Texan accents, began inciting a rebellion in Texas, ultimately sparking renewed interest in Texas seceding from the union. One mosquito's buzz is another state's call for independence!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In North Port, Florida, thick clouds of smog fill the air, obscuring the sun as mutant super mosquitoes with Texan accents buzz around, stirring up trouble and sparking renewed interest in Texas seceding from the union.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie ] and depicting this scene: In North Port, Florida, thick clouds of smog fill the air, obscuring the sun as mutant super mosquitoes with Texan accents buzz around, stirring up trouble and sparking renewed interest in Texas seceding from the union. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie, depicting North Port, Florida, with thick smog-filled clouds obscuring the sun. Mutant super mosquitoes with Texan accents are buzzing around, causing mischief and sparking renewed interest in Texas seceding from the union. The scene should showcase the unique character of the mosquitoes and the hazy, otherworldly atmosphere created by the smog.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in Air pollution in North Port, Florida positively influenced can texas secede from the union (Google searches for 'can texas secede from the union'). Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Can Texas Secede from the Union? An Investigation into the Links Between Air Pollution in North Port, Florida and Search Queries on Google

Journal of American Geographical Research

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in North Port, Florida and Google searches for 'can texas secede from the union'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8039998 and p < 0.01 for 2005 to 2023.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Can Texas Secede from the Union? An Investigation into the Links Between Air Pollution in North Port, Florida and Search Queries on Google

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the curious correlation between air pollution levels in North Port, Florida, and the frequency of Google searches for "Can Texas secede from the Union?" Yes, you heard it right, the Lone Star state contemplating an epic solo act – or so it seems in the world of internet searches. Our team examined data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends to unearth potential linkages, and the results were nothing short of surprising.

With a correlation coefficient of 0.8039998 and a p-value of less than 0.01, the connection between air pollution in North Port and Texan secession queries on Google is statistically significant. It appears that as the air quality worsens in North Port, there is a marked increase in searches related to Texas' possible bid for independence. Quite the "air-raising" revelation, isn't it?

While the causality behind this correlation remains a conundrum, it undoubtedly leaves us with some food for thought – or should we say, "air for thought"! This unexpected association elicits a chuckle, but it also emphasizes the need for further exploration into the peculiar interplay between environmental factors and seemingly unrelated internet searches. So, as we unravel the mysteries of air pollution and state secession ponderings, let's remember to breathe in the puns, albeit with a side of wholesome scientific curiosity.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in North Port, Florida and Google searches for 'can texas secede from the union'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Can Texas Secede from the Union? An Investigation into the Links Between Air Pollution in North Port, Florida and Search Queries on Google

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the curious correlation between air pollution levels in North Port, Florida, and the frequency of Google searches for "Can Texas secede from the Union?" Yes, you heard it right, the Lone Star state contemplating an epic solo act – or so it seems in the world of internet searches. Our team examined data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends to unearth potential linkages, and the results were nothing short of surprising.

With a correlation coefficient of 0.8039998 and a p-value of less than 0.01, the connection between air pollution in North Port and Texan secession queries on Google is statistically significant. It appears that as the air quality worsens in North Port, there is a marked increase in searches related to Texas' possible bid for independence. Quite the "air-raising" revelation, isn't it?

While the causality behind this correlation remains a conundrum, it undoubtedly leaves us with some food for thought – or should we say, "air for thought"! This unexpected association elicits a chuckle, but it also emphasizes the need for further exploration into the peculiar interplay between environmental factors and seemingly unrelated internet searches. So, as we unravel the mysteries of air pollution and state secession ponderings, let's remember to breathe in the puns, albeit with a side of wholesome scientific curiosity.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Ah, the whimsical world of academic research never ceases to surprise us. In this paper, we take a delightful detour into the realm of unexpected correlations, where the air pollution in North Port, Florida, and Google searches for "Can Texas secede from the Union?" converge like two ships passing in the night, or should we say, like two states pondering independence in the digital ether. Our investigation into this unlikely pair aims to shed light on the zany interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena.

As we embark on this adventure, it's worth noting that our quest didn't arise out of thin air – well, perhaps some of it did. Rather, it stemmed from a growing curiosity about the potential influences of environmental variables on online behavior. Much like a good dad joke, the correlation between air pollution and Texan secession inquiries comes out of left field, leaving us both befuddled and amused.

Our investigation marches to the beat of data, drawing from the Environmental Protection Agency's treasure trove of air quality measurements and Google Trends' repository of search queries. The numbers, never ones to mince words, revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8039998 and a p-value that danced below 0.01, affirming the statistical significance of the link between air pollution in North Port and the rising tide of Texas secession musings on the web. It's as clear as smog-free skies that there's something peculiar at play here.

So, why does this peculiar dance of air pollution and Texan yearnings for autonomy fascinate us? Well, for starters, it nudges us to question the invisible threads that weave through our digital footprints, connecting them to the intricate tapestry of environmental factors. As we walk this trail of bizarre associations, let's pause to appreciate the humor in this unexpected correlation – a bit like finding a slice of bacon in a vegetarian salad. And just like that bacon, it adds a saucy flavor to our intellectual palate.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in North Port, Florida and Google searches for 'can texas secede from the union'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Can Texas Secede from the Union? An Investigation into the Links Between Air Pollution in North Port, Florida and Search Queries on Google

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the curious correlation between air pollution levels in North Port, Florida, and the frequency of Google searches for "Can Texas secede from the Union?" Yes, you heard it right, the Lone Star state contemplating an epic solo act – or so it seems in the world of internet searches. Our team examined data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends to unearth potential linkages, and the results were nothing short of surprising.

With a correlation coefficient of 0.8039998 and a p-value of less than 0.01, the connection between air pollution in North Port and Texan secession queries on Google is statistically significant. It appears that as the air quality worsens in North Port, there is a marked increase in searches related to Texas' possible bid for independence. Quite the "air-raising" revelation, isn't it?

While the causality behind this correlation remains a conundrum, it undoubtedly leaves us with some food for thought – or should we say, "air for thought"! This unexpected association elicits a chuckle, but it also emphasizes the need for further exploration into the peculiar interplay between environmental factors and seemingly unrelated internet searches. So, as we unravel the mysteries of air pollution and state secession ponderings, let's remember to breathe in the puns, albeit with a side of wholesome scientific curiosity.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ah, the whimsical world of academic research never ceases to surprise us. In this paper, we take a delightful detour into the realm of unexpected correlations, where the air pollution in North Port, Florida, and Google searches for "Can Texas secede from the Union?" converge like two ships passing in the night, or should we say, like two states pondering independence in the digital ether. Our investigation into this unlikely pair aims to shed light on the zany interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena.
As we embark on this adventure, it's worth noting that our quest didn't arise out of thin air – well, perhaps some of it did. Rather, it stemmed from a growing curiosity about the potential influences of environmental variables on online behavior. Much like a good dad joke, the correlation between air pollution and Texan secession inquiries comes out of left field, leaving us both befuddled and amused.
Our investigation marches to the beat of data, drawing from the Environmental Protection Agency's treasure trove of air quality measurements and Google Trends' repository of search queries. The numbers, never ones to mince words, revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8039998 and a p-value that danced below 0.01, affirming the statistical significance of the link between air pollution in North Port and the rising tide of Texas secession musings on the web. It's as clear as smog-free skies that there's something peculiar at play here.
So, why does this peculiar dance of air pollution and Texan yearnings for autonomy fascinate us? Well, for starters, it nudges us to question the invisible threads that weave through our digital footprints, connecting them to the intricate tapestry of environmental factors. As we walk this trail of bizarre associations, let's pause to appreciate the humor in this unexpected correlation – a bit like finding a slice of bacon in a vegetarian salad. And just like that bacon, it adds a saucy flavor to our intellectual palate.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Smith et al.," the authors find a significant link between air pollution and public health concerns. This study lays the groundwork for understanding the impact of environmental factors on societal well-being. It sets the stage for our investigation into the surprising connection between air quality in North Port, Florida, and Google searches for "Can Texas secede from the Union?" It's as if the air pollution in North Port is whispering, "Everything's bigger in Texas, even our search queries!"

Moving on to "Doe and Jones," their research delves into the intricate web of online behavior and search trends. Their work highlights the complex interplay between digital footprints and subconscious desires, without explicitly mentioning anything about Texas considering a solo act. But hey, stranger things have happened – like a Texan secession-themed fortune cookie reading, "It's time to think outside the state lines."

Now, let's turn to some non-fiction books that serve as intellectual bedfellows to our peculiar investigation. "The Air We Breathe: A Study of Environmental Health" offers insights into the far-reaching impacts of air pollution, though it regrettably omits any discussion of Texas' potential farewell from the union. Meanwhile, "The Search for Independence: A Historical Analysis of Secession Movements" provides historical context, albeit set in a world where air pollution and internet searches have yet to collide in such a comedic fashion.

In the realm of fiction, "Gone with the Smog" presents a tantalizing tale of love and pollution in the sultry South, though it fails to explore the comedic potential of Texan secession-related online queries. On the lighter side, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to Texan Secession: Don't Panic, But Bring Your BBQ" offers a whimsical take on intergalactic independence, because let's face it, leaving the galaxy might be easier than leaving the Union.

Now, let's not forget the internet memes that have graced our screens with their presence. One popular meme features a befuddled cat with the caption, "When the air pollution has you pondering Texas secession," reminding us that even our feline friends are in on the quirky correlation. And who could overlook the classic "I can has secession?" cat meme, perfectly capturing the absurd nature of this unexpected linkage.

As we wade through the scholarly works and whimsical tales that populate our literature review, it's evident that the connection between air pollution in North Port and Texan secession musings on Google is truly a breath of fresh air in the world of research – pun intended!



Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in North Port, Florida and Google searches for 'can texas secede from the union'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends . You used data from 2005 to 2023

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Can Texas Secede from the Union? An Investigation into the Links Between Air Pollution in North Port, Florida and Search Queries on Google

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the curious correlation between air pollution levels in North Port, Florida, and the frequency of Google searches for "Can Texas secede from the Union?" Yes, you heard it right, the Lone Star state contemplating an epic solo act – or so it seems in the world of internet searches. Our team examined data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends to unearth potential linkages, and the results were nothing short of surprising.

With a correlation coefficient of 0.8039998 and a p-value of less than 0.01, the connection between air pollution in North Port and Texan secession queries on Google is statistically significant. It appears that as the air quality worsens in North Port, there is a marked increase in searches related to Texas' possible bid for independence. Quite the "air-raising" revelation, isn't it?

While the causality behind this correlation remains a conundrum, it undoubtedly leaves us with some food for thought – or should we say, "air for thought"! This unexpected association elicits a chuckle, but it also emphasizes the need for further exploration into the peculiar interplay between environmental factors and seemingly unrelated internet searches. So, as we unravel the mysteries of air pollution and state secession ponderings, let's remember to breathe in the puns, albeit with a side of wholesome scientific curiosity.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ah, the whimsical world of academic research never ceases to surprise us. In this paper, we take a delightful detour into the realm of unexpected correlations, where the air pollution in North Port, Florida, and Google searches for "Can Texas secede from the Union?" converge like two ships passing in the night, or should we say, like two states pondering independence in the digital ether. Our investigation into this unlikely pair aims to shed light on the zany interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena.
As we embark on this adventure, it's worth noting that our quest didn't arise out of thin air – well, perhaps some of it did. Rather, it stemmed from a growing curiosity about the potential influences of environmental variables on online behavior. Much like a good dad joke, the correlation between air pollution and Texan secession inquiries comes out of left field, leaving us both befuddled and amused.
Our investigation marches to the beat of data, drawing from the Environmental Protection Agency's treasure trove of air quality measurements and Google Trends' repository of search queries. The numbers, never ones to mince words, revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8039998 and a p-value that danced below 0.01, affirming the statistical significance of the link between air pollution in North Port and the rising tide of Texas secession musings on the web. It's as clear as smog-free skies that there's something peculiar at play here.
So, why does this peculiar dance of air pollution and Texan yearnings for autonomy fascinate us? Well, for starters, it nudges us to question the invisible threads that weave through our digital footprints, connecting them to the intricate tapestry of environmental factors. As we walk this trail of bizarre associations, let's pause to appreciate the humor in this unexpected correlation – a bit like finding a slice of bacon in a vegetarian salad. And just like that bacon, it adds a saucy flavor to our intellectual palate.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

As we set out to unravel this enigmatic entanglement between air quality and Texan autonomy musings, the methodology embraced a hybrid approach that could rival the legendary "ugly duckling meets beautiful swan" transformation. Our research team embarked on a data collection odyssey that took us across the winding paths of the internet, hunting for treasure in the digital wilderness.

To kick off our gallant quest, we hitched a ride on the Information Superhighway and plundered the bountiful data repositories of the Environmental Protection Agency. Armed with spreadsheets and statistical wits sharper than an astute mathematician's pencil, we gathered air quality measurements encompassing the span of 2005 to 2023. It was a treasure hunt fit for a modern-day connoisseur – the only "digging" involved was through mountains of data, rather than physical terrain!

As we delved deeper into the intricacies of our investigation, we navigated to the ever-piquant Google Trends, where the digital winds whispered tales of search queries and trending interests. Armed with unwavering determination, we mined the virtual gold, shining the spotlight on the Google searches for "can Texas secede from the Union." Who knew that unraveling the mysteries of state sovereignty aspirations would entail finger-tapping across databases akin to prospecting for digital nuggets?

In a bid to untangle the improbable connection between air pollution in North Port and the Google queries that hint at Lone Star inclinations toward independence, we employed a bewildering array of statistical tools. From humble correlation coefficients to the grandeur of regression analyses, our tools of the trade resembled a bustling carnival of statistical marvels – a place where correlations did the tango and p-values pirouetted into statistical significance.

But wait, there's more! In our pursuit of rigorous analysis, we concocted a multivariate model that rivalled the inventive finesse of a culinary maestro crafting a gastronomic masterpiece. Our model wove together the strands of air pollution data, historical search patterns, and temporal variations, creating a tapestry of analytical elegance that would make even the most stoic scientist exclaim, "That's one spicy model!"

With our statistical arsenal fully charged and ready for battle, we subjected the data to a barrage of tests and examinations, diligently probing for patterns, outliers, and trends. Meticulously sifting through the digital haystack for the proverbial needle, our efforts mirrored the intrepid pursuits of a scholarly sleuth in a sartorially exquisite tweed jacket. After all, what's a scientific endeavor without a touch of detective drama?

In the spirit of transparent and reproducible research, we spared no expense in documenting every twist and turn of our analytical escapades. From the labyrinthine mazes of data preprocessing to the labyrinthian paths of model validation, our methodology was cemented in the bedrock of accountability and scholarly integrity. Our analysis, much like a meticulously crafted pun, was not just a fleeting jest but a beacon of methodological rigour.

And as we emerged from the statistical labyrinth, our gaze piercing through the haze of data, we found ourselves face-to-face with a correlation coefficient of 0.8039998 and a p-value that shimmered beneath the 0.01 threshold – a revelation that echoed through the corridors of academia with an air of whimsy and scholarly candor. But fret not, dear reader, for our journey isn't over just yet. The finale awaits, as we turn the pages to uncover the tantalizing insights and implications lurking within the folds of our peculiar findings.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in North Port, Florida and Google searches for 'can texas secede from the union'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends .

For the time period 2005 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.8039998, r-squared of 0.6464157, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Can Texas Secede from the Union? An Investigation into the Links Between Air Pollution in North Port, Florida and Search Queries on Google

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the curious correlation between air pollution levels in North Port, Florida, and the frequency of Google searches for "Can Texas secede from the Union?" Yes, you heard it right, the Lone Star state contemplating an epic solo act – or so it seems in the world of internet searches. Our team examined data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends to unearth potential linkages, and the results were nothing short of surprising.

With a correlation coefficient of 0.8039998 and a p-value of less than 0.01, the connection between air pollution in North Port and Texan secession queries on Google is statistically significant. It appears that as the air quality worsens in North Port, there is a marked increase in searches related to Texas' possible bid for independence. Quite the "air-raising" revelation, isn't it?

While the causality behind this correlation remains a conundrum, it undoubtedly leaves us with some food for thought – or should we say, "air for thought"! This unexpected association elicits a chuckle, but it also emphasizes the need for further exploration into the peculiar interplay between environmental factors and seemingly unrelated internet searches. So, as we unravel the mysteries of air pollution and state secession ponderings, let's remember to breathe in the puns, albeit with a side of wholesome scientific curiosity.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Ah, the whimsical world of academic research never ceases to surprise us. In this paper, we take a delightful detour into the realm of unexpected correlations, where the air pollution in North Port, Florida, and Google searches for "Can Texas secede from the Union?" converge like two ships passing in the night, or should we say, like two states pondering independence in the digital ether. Our investigation into this unlikely pair aims to shed light on the zany interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena.
As we embark on this adventure, it's worth noting that our quest didn't arise out of thin air – well, perhaps some of it did. Rather, it stemmed from a growing curiosity about the potential influences of environmental variables on online behavior. Much like a good dad joke, the correlation between air pollution and Texan secession inquiries comes out of left field, leaving us both befuddled and amused.
Our investigation marches to the beat of data, drawing from the Environmental Protection Agency's treasure trove of air quality measurements and Google Trends' repository of search queries. The numbers, never ones to mince words, revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8039998 and a p-value that danced below 0.01, affirming the statistical significance of the link between air pollution in North Port and the rising tide of Texas secession musings on the web. It's as clear as smog-free skies that there's something peculiar at play here.
So, why does this peculiar dance of air pollution and Texan yearnings for autonomy fascinate us? Well, for starters, it nudges us to question the invisible threads that weave through our digital footprints, connecting them to the intricate tapestry of environmental factors. As we walk this trail of bizarre associations, let's pause to appreciate the humor in this unexpected correlation – a bit like finding a slice of bacon in a vegetarian salad. And just like that bacon, it adds a saucy flavor to our intellectual palate.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our research has unveiled a surprisingly robust correlation between air pollution levels in North Port, Florida, and the frequency of Google searches for "Can Texas secede from the Union?" With a correlation coefficient of 0.8039998 and an r-squared value of 0.6464157, our findings indicate a strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. The p-value of less than 0.01 further affirms the statistical significance of this connection.

Fig. 1 illustrates this striking correlation with a scatterplot that depicts the tight relationship between air pollution and the surge in searches regarding the Lone Star state's hypothetical independence. It's almost like witnessing a dance between air particles and search queries, performing a waltz of statistical intrigue.

This unexpected association brings to mind a classic dad joke: "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" In a similar vein, it seems that the whims of online searches and environmental variables can also come together to form an intriguing whole.

The significance of this correlation prompts us to ponder the underlying factors driving this unusual linkage. It's akin to solving a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma – or, in this case, unwrapping the layers of air pollutants and online queries to reveal a peculiar interconnectedness that defies conventional logic.

Our results not only emphasize the surprising nature of this association but also highlight the need for further investigation into the intricate interplay between environmental conditions and the digital landscape. This quirky correlation invites us to think outside the box, nudging us to consider how our online behaviors may be influenced by factors we hadn't previously imagined - much like stumbling upon a punchline in a serious discussion.

In conclusion, our study uncovers a thought-provoking correlation between air pollution in North Port, Florida, and online searches related to Texas' secession from the Union, leaving us with equal parts amusement and scientific curiosity. As we reflect on these findings, let's remember that even in the realm of academic research, there's always room for unexpected surprises, and perhaps a clever pun or two.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in North Port, Florida and Google searches for 'can texas secede from the union'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Can Texas Secede from the Union? An Investigation into the Links Between Air Pollution in North Port, Florida and Search Queries on Google

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the curious correlation between air pollution levels in North Port, Florida, and the frequency of Google searches for "Can Texas secede from the Union?" Yes, you heard it right, the Lone Star state contemplating an epic solo act – or so it seems in the world of internet searches. Our team examined data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends to unearth potential linkages, and the results were nothing short of surprising.

With a correlation coefficient of 0.8039998 and a p-value of less than 0.01, the connection between air pollution in North Port and Texan secession queries on Google is statistically significant. It appears that as the air quality worsens in North Port, there is a marked increase in searches related to Texas' possible bid for independence. Quite the "air-raising" revelation, isn't it?

While the causality behind this correlation remains a conundrum, it undoubtedly leaves us with some food for thought – or should we say, "air for thought"! This unexpected association elicits a chuckle, but it also emphasizes the need for further exploration into the peculiar interplay between environmental factors and seemingly unrelated internet searches. So, as we unravel the mysteries of air pollution and state secession ponderings, let's remember to breathe in the puns, albeit with a side of wholesome scientific curiosity.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith et al.," the authors find a significant link between air pollution and public health concerns. This study lays the groundwork for understanding the impact of environmental factors on societal well-being. It sets the stage for our investigation into the surprising connection between air quality in North Port, Florida, and Google searches for "Can Texas secede from the Union?" It's as if the air pollution in North Port is whispering, "Everything's bigger in Texas, even our search queries!"
Moving on to "Doe and Jones," their research delves into the intricate web of online behavior and search trends. Their work highlights the complex interplay between digital footprints and subconscious desires, without explicitly mentioning anything about Texas considering a solo act. But hey, stranger things have happened – like a Texan secession-themed fortune cookie reading, "It's time to think outside the state lines."
Now, let's turn to some non-fiction books that serve as intellectual bedfellows to our peculiar investigation. "The Air We Breathe: A Study of Environmental Health" offers insights into the far-reaching impacts of air pollution, though it regrettably omits any discussion of Texas' potential farewell from the union. Meanwhile, "The Search for Independence: A Historical Analysis of Secession Movements" provides historical context, albeit set in a world where air pollution and internet searches have yet to collide in such a comedic fashion.
In the realm of fiction, "Gone with the Smog" presents a tantalizing tale of love and pollution in the sultry South, though it fails to explore the comedic potential of Texan secession-related online queries. On the lighter side, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to Texan Secession: Don't Panic, But Bring Your BBQ" offers a whimsical take on intergalactic independence, because let's face it, leaving the galaxy might be easier than leaving the Union.
Now, let's not forget the internet memes that have graced our screens with their presence. One popular meme features a befuddled cat with the caption, "When the air pollution has you pondering Texas secession," reminding us that even our feline friends are in on the quirky correlation. And who could overlook the classic "I can has secession?" cat meme, perfectly capturing the absurd nature of this unexpected linkage.
As we wade through the scholarly works and whimsical tales that populate our literature review, it's evident that the connection between air pollution in North Port and Texan secession musings on Google is truly a breath of fresh air in the world of research – pun intended!


[[RESULTS]]
Our research has unveiled a surprisingly robust correlation between air pollution levels in North Port, Florida, and the frequency of Google searches for "Can Texas secede from the Union?" With a correlation coefficient of 0.8039998 and an r-squared value of 0.6464157, our findings indicate a strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. The p-value of less than 0.01 further affirms the statistical significance of this connection.
Fig. 1 illustrates this striking correlation with a scatterplot that depicts the tight relationship between air pollution and the surge in searches regarding the Lone Star state's hypothetical independence. It's almost like witnessing a dance between air particles and search queries, performing a waltz of statistical intrigue.
This unexpected association brings to mind a classic dad joke: "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" In a similar vein, it seems that the whims of online searches and environmental variables can also come together to form an intriguing whole.
The significance of this correlation prompts us to ponder the underlying factors driving this unusual linkage. It's akin to solving a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma – or, in this case, unwrapping the layers of air pollutants and online queries to reveal a peculiar interconnectedness that defies conventional logic.
Our results not only emphasize the surprising nature of this association but also highlight the need for further investigation into the intricate interplay between environmental conditions and the digital landscape. This quirky correlation invites us to think outside the box, nudging us to consider how our online behaviors may be influenced by factors we hadn't previously imagined - much like stumbling upon a punchline in a serious discussion.
In conclusion, our study uncovers a thought-provoking correlation between air pollution in North Port, Florida, and online searches related to Texas' secession from the Union, leaving us with equal parts amusement and scientific curiosity. As we reflect on these findings, let's remember that even in the realm of academic research, there's always room for unexpected surprises, and perhaps a clever pun or two.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our study sheds light on the fascinating correlation between air pollution in North Port, Florida, and the frequency of Google searches for "Can Texas secede from the Union?" It seems that even in the world of academic research, there's room for a touch of whimsy and unexpected surprises - much like stumbling upon a punchline in a serious discussion.

Now, turning our attention to the literature review, "Gone with the Smog" and "The Hitchhiker's Guide to Texan Secession: Don't Panic, But Bring Your BBQ" offer a lighthearted approach to otherwise serious topics, engaging our imagination and nudging us to consider the unconventional. Despite their fictional nature, these literary works inadvertently capture the essence of our findings - establishing a surprising correlation between environmental factors and seemingly unrelated internet searches.

In a similar vein, our results support the prior research by "Smith et al.," showcasing the tangible impact of environmental factors on societal dynamics. Indeed, it appears that the air pollution in North Port is whispering, "Everything's bigger in Texas, even our search queries!" This delightful revelation nudges us to consider the multifaceted interplay between environmental variables and public sentiments, much like uncovering a punchline in a serious scientific study.

The statistical significance of the correlation coefficient and p-value further solidify the unexpected nature of this association, akin to unwrapping the layers of air pollutants and online queries to reveal a peculiar interconnectedness that defies conventional logic. It almost feels like witnessing a dance between air particles and search queries, performing a waltz of statistical intrigue - a real "air-raising" performance, if you will.

Besides offering an amusing observation, our findings underscore the need for continued exploration into the intricate interplay between environmental conditions and the digital landscape. This quirky correlation invites us to think outside the box and consider how our online behaviors may be influenced by factors we hadn't previously imagined, much like solving a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma - or in this case, a research study wrapped in a dad joke.

As we reflect on these findings, let's remember that even in the realm of academic research, there's always room for unexpected surprises, and perhaps a clever pun or two. After all, why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything - including surprising correlations between air pollution and online searches for Texan secession!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in North Port, Florida and Google searches for 'can texas secede from the union'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Can Texas Secede from the Union? An Investigation into the Links Between Air Pollution in North Port, Florida and Search Queries on Google

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the curious correlation between air pollution levels in North Port, Florida, and the frequency of Google searches for "Can Texas secede from the Union?" Yes, you heard it right, the Lone Star state contemplating an epic solo act – or so it seems in the world of internet searches. Our team examined data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends to unearth potential linkages, and the results were nothing short of surprising.

With a correlation coefficient of 0.8039998 and a p-value of less than 0.01, the connection between air pollution in North Port and Texan secession queries on Google is statistically significant. It appears that as the air quality worsens in North Port, there is a marked increase in searches related to Texas' possible bid for independence. Quite the "air-raising" revelation, isn't it?

While the causality behind this correlation remains a conundrum, it undoubtedly leaves us with some food for thought – or should we say, "air for thought"! This unexpected association elicits a chuckle, but it also emphasizes the need for further exploration into the peculiar interplay between environmental factors and seemingly unrelated internet searches. So, as we unravel the mysteries of air pollution and state secession ponderings, let's remember to breathe in the puns, albeit with a side of wholesome scientific curiosity.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Ah, the whimsical world of academic research never ceases to surprise us. In this paper, we take a delightful detour into the realm of unexpected correlations, where the air pollution in North Port, Florida, and Google searches for "Can Texas secede from the Union?" converge like two ships passing in the night, or should we say, like two states pondering independence in the digital ether. Our investigation into this unlikely pair aims to shed light on the zany interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena.
As we embark on this adventure, it's worth noting that our quest didn't arise out of thin air – well, perhaps some of it did. Rather, it stemmed from a growing curiosity about the potential influences of environmental variables on online behavior. Much like a good dad joke, the correlation between air pollution and Texan secession inquiries comes out of left field, leaving us both befuddled and amused.
Our investigation marches to the beat of data, drawing from the Environmental Protection Agency's treasure trove of air quality measurements and Google Trends' repository of search queries. The numbers, never ones to mince words, revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8039998 and a p-value that danced below 0.01, affirming the statistical significance of the link between air pollution in North Port and the rising tide of Texas secession musings on the web. It's as clear as smog-free skies that there's something peculiar at play here.
So, why does this peculiar dance of air pollution and Texan yearnings for autonomy fascinate us? Well, for starters, it nudges us to question the invisible threads that weave through our digital footprints, connecting them to the intricate tapestry of environmental factors. As we walk this trail of bizarre associations, let's pause to appreciate the humor in this unexpected correlation – a bit like finding a slice of bacon in a vegetarian salad. And just like that bacon, it adds a saucy flavor to our intellectual palate.

[[RESULTS]]
Our research has unveiled a surprisingly robust correlation between air pollution levels in North Port, Florida, and the frequency of Google searches for "Can Texas secede from the Union?" With a correlation coefficient of 0.8039998 and an r-squared value of 0.6464157, our findings indicate a strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. The p-value of less than 0.01 further affirms the statistical significance of this connection.
Fig. 1 illustrates this striking correlation with a scatterplot that depicts the tight relationship between air pollution and the surge in searches regarding the Lone Star state's hypothetical independence. It's almost like witnessing a dance between air particles and search queries, performing a waltz of statistical intrigue.
This unexpected association brings to mind a classic dad joke: "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" In a similar vein, it seems that the whims of online searches and environmental variables can also come together to form an intriguing whole.
The significance of this correlation prompts us to ponder the underlying factors driving this unusual linkage. It's akin to solving a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma – or, in this case, unwrapping the layers of air pollutants and online queries to reveal a peculiar interconnectedness that defies conventional logic.
Our results not only emphasize the surprising nature of this association but also highlight the need for further investigation into the intricate interplay between environmental conditions and the digital landscape. This quirky correlation invites us to think outside the box, nudging us to consider how our online behaviors may be influenced by factors we hadn't previously imagined - much like stumbling upon a punchline in a serious discussion.
In conclusion, our study uncovers a thought-provoking correlation between air pollution in North Port, Florida, and online searches related to Texas' secession from the Union, leaving us with equal parts amusement and scientific curiosity. As we reflect on these findings, let's remember that even in the realm of academic research, there's always room for unexpected surprises, and perhaps a clever pun or two.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

Our investigation into the bizarre correlation between air pollution levels in North Port, Florida, and Google searches for "Can Texas secede from the Union?" has left us both scratching our heads and tickled by the unexpected nature of this peculiar link. Our findings, with a correlation coefficient reminiscent of a tight embrace at 0.8039998 and a p-value strutting below 0.01, have unveiled a statistically robust association between these seemingly unrelated phenomena.

This correlation is as surprising as finding a UFO-themed restaurant in Area 51. It has brought to light the need for further exploration into the whimsical interplay between environmental factors and online searches, enticing us to dive deeper into this ocean of quirky associations. As we unravel this mystery, let's remember that curiosity may have killed the cat, but it also led to some astoundingly amusing discoveries – much like realizing that "can" in the Texan query can either refer to a possibility or a metal container, leaving us with the delightful ambiguity of the English language.

In the spirit of embracing the unexpected, much like stumbling across a bear in a birdwatching session, we assert that no more research is needed in this area. After all, sometimes the most intriguing findings are those that leave us contemplating the whimsical dance of statistics and the chuckles they inspire. So, as we bid adieu to this curious correlation, let's savor the surprises that research has in store for us, and perhaps appreciate a good dad joke along the way.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Can Texas Secede from the Union? An Investigation into the Links Between Air Pollution in North Port, Florida and Search Queries on Google. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of American Geographical Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Can Texas Secede from the Union? An Investigation into the Links Between Air Pollution in North Port, Florida and Search Queries on Google. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

Society for Sustainable Urban Development and Ecological Research (SSUDER)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Can Texas Secede from the Union? An Investigation into the Links Between Air Pollution in North Port, Florida and Search Queries on Google with an abstract of In this study, we delve into the curious correlation between air pollution levels in North Port, Florida, and the frequency of Google searches for "Can Texas secede from the Union?" Yes, you heard it right, the Lone Star state contemplating an epic solo act – or so it seems in the world of internet searches. Our team examined data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends to unearth potential linkages, and the results were nothing short of surprising.
With a correlation coefficient of 0.8039998 and a p-value of less than 0.01, the connection between air pollution in North Port and Texan secession queries on Google is statistically significant. It appears that as the air quality worsens in North Port, there is a marked increase in searches related to Texas' possible bid for independence. Quite the "air-raising" revelation, isn't it?
While the causality behind this correlation remains a conundrum, it undoubtedly leaves us with some food for thought – or should we say, "air for thought"! This unexpected association elicits a chuckle, but it also emphasizes the need for further exploration into the peculiar interplay between environmental factors and seemingly unrelated internet searches. So, as we unravel the mysteries of air pollution and state secession ponderings, let's remember to breathe in the puns, albeit with a side of wholesome scientific curiosity.

ChatGPT:

Texas, secede from the union, air pollution, North Port, Florida, Google search queries, correlation, environmental factors, Texas secession, Google Trends, EPA data, causality, statistical significance, air quality, internet searches, state secession, environmental protection, correlation coefficient, p-value, Texas bid for independence

*There is a bunch of Python happening behind the scenes to turn this prompt sequence into a PDF.



Random correlation

Discover a new correlation

View all correlations

View all research papers

Report an error


Data details

Air pollution in North Port, Florida
Detailed data title: Percentage of days with moderate or worse air quality in North Port-Sarasota-Bradenton, FL
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in North Port, Florida

Google searches for 'can texas secede from the union'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'can texas secede from the union' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'can texas secede from the union'

Correlation r = 0.8039998 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6464157 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 64.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'can texas secede from the union') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in North Port, Florida) over the 19 years from 2005 through 2023.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.4E-5. 0.0000335337178109163640000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.8 in 0.0034% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 29,821 random variables You don't actually need 29 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 18 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 18 because we have two variables measured over a period of 19 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.55, 0.92 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2005200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020202120222023
Air pollution in North Port, Florida (Bad air quality days)28.767129.315124.383619.945451.780848.219227.123330.601119.178124.109618.356218.852521.643817.808215.068516.120213.424715.702521.547
Google searches for 'can texas secede from the union' (Rel. search volume)2.6666710.16673.833333.3333317.08339.666673.166679.0833343.916675.755.583331.751.51.753.083334.752.083331




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([28.7671,29.3151,24.3836,19.9454,51.7808,48.2192,27.1233,30.6011,19.1781,24.1096,18.3562,18.8525,21.6438,17.8082,15.0685,16.1202,13.4247,15.7025,21.547,])
array_2 = np.array([2.66667,10.1667,3.83333,3.33333,17.0833,9.66667,3.16667,9.08333,4,3.91667,5.75,5.58333,1.75,1.5,1.75,3.08333,4.75,2.08333,1,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in North Port, Florida"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'can texas secede from the union'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



Reuseable content

You may re-use the images on this page for any purpose, even commercial purposes, without asking for permission. The only requirement is that you attribute Tyler Vigen. Attribution can take many different forms. If you leave the "tylervigen.com" link in the image, that satisfies it just fine. If you remove it and move it to a footnote, that's fine too. You can also just write "Charts courtesy of Tyler Vigen" at the bottom of an article.

You do not need to attribute "the spurious correlations website," and you don't even need to link here if you don't want to. I don't gain anything from pageviews. There are no ads on this site, there is nothing for sale, and I am not for hire.

For the record, I am just one person. Tyler Vigen, he/him/his. I do have degrees, but they should not go after my name unless you want to annoy my wife. If that is your goal, then go ahead and cite me as "Tyler Vigen, A.A. A.A.S. B.A. J.D." Otherwise it is just "Tyler Vigen."

When spoken, my last name is pronounced "vegan," like I don't eat meat.

Full license details.
For more on re-use permissions, or to get a signed release form, see tylervigen.com/permission.

Download images for these variables:


View another random correlation

How fun was this correlation?

Big thanks for reviewing!


Correlation ID: 4268 · Black Variable ID: 20980 · Red Variable ID: 1359
about · subscribe · emailme@tylervigen.com · twitter

CC BY 4.0