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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the second variable is The number of furniture finishers in Missouri.  The chart goes from 2004 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

Baroque Obama was known for his exquisite taste in furniture, and as interest in his fine taste waned, so did the demand for expert furniture finishers in Missouri. It seems that even presidential search engine popularity can have a ripple effect on local furniture craftsmanship. Remember, a well-finished chair may just depend on who the nation is searching for!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image that captures the essence of a Disney movie scene: Amidst the opulent display of Baroque-style furniture, a computer screen is illuminated with a Google search bar that reads "Baroque Obama." In the background, a group of furniture finishers in Missouri stand, contemplating amid the decline in demand for intricate furniture, reflecting fewer opportunities to practice their craft. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and The number of furniture finishers in Missouri. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Woodblock painting Macabre An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie Cyberpunk Woodblock painting
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and The number of furniture finishers in Missouri, in the following situation: Baroque Obama was the leading patron of intricately designed furniture, and with fewer searches for him, the demand for ornate furniture decreased, leading to fewer furniture finishers in Missouri. One-liner: "Looks like Baroque Obama's influence extended to the world of furniture finishing!". Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: Amidst the ornate display of Baroque-style furniture, a Google search bar with "Baroque Obama" typed in it illuminates a computer screen. Meanwhile, a group of furniture finishers in Missouri stand by, surrounded by fewer opportunities to practice their craft, reflecting a downturn in demand for intricate furniture.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie ] and depicting this scene: Amidst the ornate display of Baroque-style furniture, a Google search bar with "Baroque Obama" typed in it illuminates a computer screen. Meanwhile, a group of furniture finishers in Missouri stand by, surrounded by fewer opportunities to practice their craft, reflecting a downturn in demand for intricate furniture. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image that captures the essence of a Disney movie scene: Amidst the opulent display of Baroque-style furniture, a computer screen is illuminated with a Google search bar that reads "Baroque Obama." In the background, a group of furniture finishers in Missouri stand, contemplating amid the decline in demand for intricate furniture, reflecting fewer opportunities to practice their craft.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Baroque Obama (Google searches for 'Baroque Obama') caused The number of furniture finishers in Missouri to decrease.\Make it sound serious until the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Baroque Obama Browsing Bonanza: Bizarre Bond with Missouri's Furniture Finishers

The Journal of Quirky Interdisciplinary Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and The number of furniture finishers in Missouri. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from Google Trends and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8513848 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Baroque Obama Browsing Bonanza: Bizarre Bond with Missouri's Furniture Finishers

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the unconventional relationship between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the employment rate of furniture finishers in the state of Missouri. With a keen eye for humor and statistical analysis, we set out to uncover the potential link between the search interest in a historical art movement and the livelihood of furniture finishers in the Show-Me State.

Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we employed a correlation coefficient of 0.8513848, with a significance level of p < 0.01, covering the period from 2004 to 2022. Our findings reveal an unexpectedly strong positive correlation between the online intrigue surrounding 'Baroque Obama' and the number of individuals employed in the furniture finishing industry in Missouri.

Despite the initial skepticism, our study proved that the strange bedfellows of Baroque art and the former President's name have a statistically significant impact on the labor market for furniture finishers. Who knew that the intersection of art history and contemporary politics could yield such humorous yet compelling results? As we paint a clearer picture of this peculiar association, we hope to leave the readers with a chuckle and a newfound appreciation for the unexpected twists in data analysis.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and The number of furniture finishers in Missouri. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Baroque Obama Browsing Bonanza: Bizarre Bond with Missouri's Furniture Finishers

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the unconventional relationship between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the employment rate of furniture finishers in the state of Missouri. With a keen eye for humor and statistical analysis, we set out to uncover the potential link between the search interest in a historical art movement and the livelihood of furniture finishers in the Show-Me State.

Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we employed a correlation coefficient of 0.8513848, with a significance level of p < 0.01, covering the period from 2004 to 2022. Our findings reveal an unexpectedly strong positive correlation between the online intrigue surrounding 'Baroque Obama' and the number of individuals employed in the furniture finishing industry in Missouri.

Despite the initial skepticism, our study proved that the strange bedfellows of Baroque art and the former President's name have a statistically significant impact on the labor market for furniture finishers. Who knew that the intersection of art history and contemporary politics could yield such humorous yet compelling results? As we paint a clearer picture of this peculiar association, we hope to leave the readers with a chuckle and a newfound appreciation for the unexpected twists in data analysis.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

As the saying goes, "The devil is in the details," and in our case, the devilish details involve a curious correlation between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the number of furniture finishers in the state of Missouri. Yes, you heard that right - 'Baroque Obama' - a delightful fusion of historical art and contemporary politics that piqued our interest as much as it may have perplexed you. So, grab a seat and get ready for a statistical ride that's bound to be both enlightening and entertaining.

The Baroque period in art history was characterized by extravagant detail, grandeur, and a sense of drama - quite the contrast to the measured and refined craft of furniture finishing. It's a pairing as unexpected as finding a "chest of drawers" in a political debate. (Apologies for the pun, we couldn't resist!) But, as we dove into the depths of internet searches and labor statistics, we couldn't help but marvel at the whimsical anomaly that laid before us.

It all began with a simple query - could there be any meaningful connection between the online fascination with 'Baroque Obama' and the number of individuals dedicated to perfecting the finishes of furniture in the state of Missouri? As our inquiry progressed, we found ourselves more fascinated with the potential punchline to this statistical setup than with the expected outcome. But little did we know, the punchline was not just figurative, but statistically significant as well!

Dad joke time: Why did the woodworker get lost? He couldn't see the forest for the trees! And speaking of forests and trees, our study aims to uncover the forest amidst the online chaos and baroque artistry, seeking to find a tree-rific correlation between internet searches and the labor force. We assure you, the stats are just as compelling as our puns!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and The number of furniture finishers in Missouri. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Baroque Obama Browsing Bonanza: Bizarre Bond with Missouri's Furniture Finishers

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the unconventional relationship between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the employment rate of furniture finishers in the state of Missouri. With a keen eye for humor and statistical analysis, we set out to uncover the potential link between the search interest in a historical art movement and the livelihood of furniture finishers in the Show-Me State.

Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we employed a correlation coefficient of 0.8513848, with a significance level of p < 0.01, covering the period from 2004 to 2022. Our findings reveal an unexpectedly strong positive correlation between the online intrigue surrounding 'Baroque Obama' and the number of individuals employed in the furniture finishing industry in Missouri.

Despite the initial skepticism, our study proved that the strange bedfellows of Baroque art and the former President's name have a statistically significant impact on the labor market for furniture finishers. Who knew that the intersection of art history and contemporary politics could yield such humorous yet compelling results? As we paint a clearer picture of this peculiar association, we hope to leave the readers with a chuckle and a newfound appreciation for the unexpected twists in data analysis.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the saying goes, "The devil is in the details," and in our case, the devilish details involve a curious correlation between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the number of furniture finishers in the state of Missouri. Yes, you heard that right - 'Baroque Obama' - a delightful fusion of historical art and contemporary politics that piqued our interest as much as it may have perplexed you. So, grab a seat and get ready for a statistical ride that's bound to be both enlightening and entertaining.
The Baroque period in art history was characterized by extravagant detail, grandeur, and a sense of drama - quite the contrast to the measured and refined craft of furniture finishing. It's a pairing as unexpected as finding a "chest of drawers" in a political debate. (Apologies for the pun, we couldn't resist!) But, as we dove into the depths of internet searches and labor statistics, we couldn't help but marvel at the whimsical anomaly that laid before us.
It all began with a simple query - could there be any meaningful connection between the online fascination with 'Baroque Obama' and the number of individuals dedicated to perfecting the finishes of furniture in the state of Missouri? As our inquiry progressed, we found ourselves more fascinated with the potential punchline to this statistical setup than with the expected outcome. But little did we know, the punchline was not just figurative, but statistically significant as well!
Dad joke time: Why did the woodworker get lost? He couldn't see the forest for the trees! And speaking of forests and trees, our study aims to uncover the forest amidst the online chaos and baroque artistry, seeking to find a tree-rific correlation between internet searches and the labor force. We assure you, the stats are just as compelling as our puns!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The unexpected relationship between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the number of furniture finishers in the state of Missouri has garnered a surprising amount of interest in recent years. Smith et al. (2018) first hinted at this intriguing connection in their analysis of search trends within the realms of art history and political culture. They observed a peculiar spike in online inquiries related to 'Baroque Obama' coinciding with unanticipated fluctuations in the employment figures for furniture finishers in Missouri. This initial observation piqued the curiosity of researchers and enthusiasts alike, leading to a series of further investigations into this comical conundrum.

Doe and Jones (2020) delved deeper into demographic and regional variations in online search activity, shedding light on the differing patterns of 'Baroque Obama' curiosity across the United States. Their findings uncovered a particularly high concentration of searches originating from Missouri, highlighting the state's unique fascination with this quizzical intersection of historical art and contemporary political figures.

In addition to these scholarly works, several notable non-fiction publications have touched upon the whimsical world of interconnections between art, politics, and regional labor markets. "Furniture Finishing in the Heartland: Missouri's Artistic Affinities," explores the cultural significance of furniture craftsmanship in Missouri and its unexpected ties to online phenomena. On a tangentially related note, "Baroque Beauty and Political Puzzles" offers a comprehensive examination of the Baroque art movement's lingering impact on contemporary society, including the unanticipated resurgence of 'Baroque Obama' inquiries.

Furthermore, the world of fiction has unexpectedly ventured into this peculiar territory, with titles such as "The Curious Case of Baroque Barack" and "The Artful Arbiter: A Political Painting Mystery" playfully intertwining historical intrigue and modern-day enigmas. While these literary works may not provide empirical evidence, they have certainly contributed to the anecdotal amusement surrounding our research topic.

Speaking of amusement, the online sphere has not been immune to the infectious charm of 'Baroque Obama' and its unexpected correlation to Missouri's furniture finishers. Memes and comedic takes on this phenomenon have proliferated across social media platforms, with internet users concocting mock conspiracy theories and humorous comparisons between ornate art and the craft of furniture finishing. The lighthearted nature of these internet memes serves as a reminder of the delightful absurdity that often accompanies statistical investigations.

In conclusion, the literature surrounding the connection between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the employment rate of furniture finishers in Missouri demonstrates a delightful blend of scholarly inquiry, literary whimsy, and online amusement. As we navigate through this unconventional research landscape, it becomes increasingly clear that the unexpected can often yield the most entertaining and thought-provoking discoveries. With our study, we aim to contribute to this captivating tapestry of interdisciplinary investigation, all while keeping the statistical analyses as engaging as a well-crafted dad joke.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and The number of furniture finishers in Missouri. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Google Trends and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2004 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Baroque Obama Browsing Bonanza: Bizarre Bond with Missouri's Furniture Finishers

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the unconventional relationship between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the employment rate of furniture finishers in the state of Missouri. With a keen eye for humor and statistical analysis, we set out to uncover the potential link between the search interest in a historical art movement and the livelihood of furniture finishers in the Show-Me State.

Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we employed a correlation coefficient of 0.8513848, with a significance level of p < 0.01, covering the period from 2004 to 2022. Our findings reveal an unexpectedly strong positive correlation between the online intrigue surrounding 'Baroque Obama' and the number of individuals employed in the furniture finishing industry in Missouri.

Despite the initial skepticism, our study proved that the strange bedfellows of Baroque art and the former President's name have a statistically significant impact on the labor market for furniture finishers. Who knew that the intersection of art history and contemporary politics could yield such humorous yet compelling results? As we paint a clearer picture of this peculiar association, we hope to leave the readers with a chuckle and a newfound appreciation for the unexpected twists in data analysis.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the saying goes, "The devil is in the details," and in our case, the devilish details involve a curious correlation between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the number of furniture finishers in the state of Missouri. Yes, you heard that right - 'Baroque Obama' - a delightful fusion of historical art and contemporary politics that piqued our interest as much as it may have perplexed you. So, grab a seat and get ready for a statistical ride that's bound to be both enlightening and entertaining.
The Baroque period in art history was characterized by extravagant detail, grandeur, and a sense of drama - quite the contrast to the measured and refined craft of furniture finishing. It's a pairing as unexpected as finding a "chest of drawers" in a political debate. (Apologies for the pun, we couldn't resist!) But, as we dove into the depths of internet searches and labor statistics, we couldn't help but marvel at the whimsical anomaly that laid before us.
It all began with a simple query - could there be any meaningful connection between the online fascination with 'Baroque Obama' and the number of individuals dedicated to perfecting the finishes of furniture in the state of Missouri? As our inquiry progressed, we found ourselves more fascinated with the potential punchline to this statistical setup than with the expected outcome. But little did we know, the punchline was not just figurative, but statistically significant as well!
Dad joke time: Why did the woodworker get lost? He couldn't see the forest for the trees! And speaking of forests and trees, our study aims to uncover the forest amidst the online chaos and baroque artistry, seeking to find a tree-rific correlation between internet searches and the labor force. We assure you, the stats are just as compelling as our puns!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the enigmatic correlation between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the employment rate of furniture finishers in Missouri, our research team embarked on an analytical journey that melded the realms of art history and labor economics. Our data collection methods involved trawling through the vast expanse of the internet, with a primary focus on leveraging insights from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics. As we navigated through the digital wilderness, we encountered myriad statistical nuances and unexpected chuckles that added a touch of whimsy to our study.

The first step in our methodology involved harvesting a bountiful dataset encompassing the years 2004 to 2022, ensuring a comprehensive scope that captured the ebb and flow of online interest in 'Baroque Obama' and the labor dynamics of the furniture finishing industry in Missouri. We meticulously collated a diverse array of search trend patterns and employment figures, akin to assembling an artisanal mosaic that reflected the juxtaposition of historical curiosity and contemporary vocational pursuits.

Upon harvesting this digital harvest worthy of a statistical cornucopia, we ventured into the realm of quantitative analysis. Employing a multidimensional approach, we embraced the time-honored Pearson correlation coefficient to measure the degree of association between the Google search interest in 'Baroque Obama' and the employment rates of furniture finishers in Missouri. The statistical toolbox at our disposal also included the esteemed significance level, with p < 0.01 serving as our compass to discern the meaningful from the mere whimsical.

Now, to offer you a light-hearted interlude amidst this sea of methodological intricacies, here’s a fitting dad joke: How do furniture finishers stay up to date with current affairs? They varnish their knowledge base! As we varnished our dataset with layers of statistical scrutiny, an unexpected luster emerged, revealing the striking coherence between online fascination with a Baroque presidential twist and the livelihood of those devoted to the art of furniture finishing in the heart of the Midwest.

Moreover, our analytical foray ventured into the intricacies of time-series analysis, delving into the temporal dynamics of 'Baroque Obama' searches and the fluctuations within the furniture finishing labor market. The synergy between these two seemingly disparate realms unfolded like an artful symphony, with crescendos of correlation and cadences of data-driven wit permeating our investigative odyssey.

In addition, we explored the concept of causality through a series of regression analyses, endeavoring to discern whether the online explorations of 'Baroque Obama' held the potential to influence the labor force dynamics of furniture finishers in Missouri. The marriage of predictive models and historical whimsy yielded insights that transcended the boundaries of mere statistical tradition, encapsulating the quirkiness inherent in our seemingly improbable research focus.

As we unraveled this offbeat yet compelling confluence of art, online intrigue, and labor market dynamics, we were greeted by the unexpected harmonies of statistical significance and comedic nuance. Our methodological pursuits sought not only to enrich the academic discourse but also to leave a lingering smile on the faces of our readers, bridging the gap between analytical rigor and the joy of unexpected connections.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and The number of furniture finishers in Missouri. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Google Trends and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2004 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8513848, r-squared of 0.7248561, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Baroque Obama Browsing Bonanza: Bizarre Bond with Missouri's Furniture Finishers

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the unconventional relationship between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the employment rate of furniture finishers in the state of Missouri. With a keen eye for humor and statistical analysis, we set out to uncover the potential link between the search interest in a historical art movement and the livelihood of furniture finishers in the Show-Me State.

Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we employed a correlation coefficient of 0.8513848, with a significance level of p < 0.01, covering the period from 2004 to 2022. Our findings reveal an unexpectedly strong positive correlation between the online intrigue surrounding 'Baroque Obama' and the number of individuals employed in the furniture finishing industry in Missouri.

Despite the initial skepticism, our study proved that the strange bedfellows of Baroque art and the former President's name have a statistically significant impact on the labor market for furniture finishers. Who knew that the intersection of art history and contemporary politics could yield such humorous yet compelling results? As we paint a clearer picture of this peculiar association, we hope to leave the readers with a chuckle and a newfound appreciation for the unexpected twists in data analysis.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
As the saying goes, "The devil is in the details," and in our case, the devilish details involve a curious correlation between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the number of furniture finishers in the state of Missouri. Yes, you heard that right - 'Baroque Obama' - a delightful fusion of historical art and contemporary politics that piqued our interest as much as it may have perplexed you. So, grab a seat and get ready for a statistical ride that's bound to be both enlightening and entertaining.
The Baroque period in art history was characterized by extravagant detail, grandeur, and a sense of drama - quite the contrast to the measured and refined craft of furniture finishing. It's a pairing as unexpected as finding a "chest of drawers" in a political debate. (Apologies for the pun, we couldn't resist!) But, as we dove into the depths of internet searches and labor statistics, we couldn't help but marvel at the whimsical anomaly that laid before us.
It all began with a simple query - could there be any meaningful connection between the online fascination with 'Baroque Obama' and the number of individuals dedicated to perfecting the finishes of furniture in the state of Missouri? As our inquiry progressed, we found ourselves more fascinated with the potential punchline to this statistical setup than with the expected outcome. But little did we know, the punchline was not just figurative, but statistically significant as well!
Dad joke time: Why did the woodworker get lost? He couldn't see the forest for the trees! And speaking of forests and trees, our study aims to uncover the forest amidst the online chaos and baroque artistry, seeking to find a tree-rific correlation between internet searches and the labor force. We assure you, the stats are just as compelling as our puns!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our investigation into the peculiar relationship between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the employment rate of furniture finishers in Missouri yielded some surprisingly strong statistical findings. The correlation coefficient of 0.8513848 and an r-squared value of 0.7248561 indicate a robust positive correlation between these seemingly disparate variables. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the association is deemed statistically significant, leaving us with more than just a sense of humor about the unexpectedness of our results.

As we gazed upon our scatterplot (Fig. 1), which clearly illustrates the compelling correlation between 'Baroque Obama' searches and the number of furniture finishers employed in Missouri, we couldn't help but think: who knew that a historical art movement mixed with a punny political reference could lead to such an intriguing statistical relationship? It's a bit like finding a hidden drawer in a seemingly ordinary cabinet - unexpected but undeniably fascinating!

Our findings reveal not just a random chuckle, but the presence of a substantive influence of 'Baroque Obama' searches on the employment of furniture finishers in Missouri. We were tempted to attribute this to the power of art and politics coming together, but maybe it's just the allure of a catchy historical-political portmanteau that piqued the interest of online searchers, inadvertently influencing the furniture finishing industry. It seems that in the world of statistical analysis, even the most unexpected correlations can have meaningful implications.

Our study serves as a lighthearted reminder that in the world of data analysis, there's always room for a pleasant surprise, and sometimes, even a punny twist. Just as we dared to explore the enigmatic alliance of 'Baroque Obama' and Missouri's furniture finishers, we encourage fellow researchers to approach their analyses with an open mind and a good sense of humor. After all, statistics need not always be as serious as a meticulously finished antique chair; sometimes, they can be as whimsical as an unexpected punchline!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and The number of furniture finishers in Missouri. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Baroque Obama Browsing Bonanza: Bizarre Bond with Missouri's Furniture Finishers

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the unconventional relationship between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the employment rate of furniture finishers in the state of Missouri. With a keen eye for humor and statistical analysis, we set out to uncover the potential link between the search interest in a historical art movement and the livelihood of furniture finishers in the Show-Me State.

Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we employed a correlation coefficient of 0.8513848, with a significance level of p < 0.01, covering the period from 2004 to 2022. Our findings reveal an unexpectedly strong positive correlation between the online intrigue surrounding 'Baroque Obama' and the number of individuals employed in the furniture finishing industry in Missouri.

Despite the initial skepticism, our study proved that the strange bedfellows of Baroque art and the former President's name have a statistically significant impact on the labor market for furniture finishers. Who knew that the intersection of art history and contemporary politics could yield such humorous yet compelling results? As we paint a clearer picture of this peculiar association, we hope to leave the readers with a chuckle and a newfound appreciation for the unexpected twists in data analysis.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The unexpected relationship between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the number of furniture finishers in the state of Missouri has garnered a surprising amount of interest in recent years. Smith et al. (2018) first hinted at this intriguing connection in their analysis of search trends within the realms of art history and political culture. They observed a peculiar spike in online inquiries related to 'Baroque Obama' coinciding with unanticipated fluctuations in the employment figures for furniture finishers in Missouri. This initial observation piqued the curiosity of researchers and enthusiasts alike, leading to a series of further investigations into this comical conundrum.
Doe and Jones (2020) delved deeper into demographic and regional variations in online search activity, shedding light on the differing patterns of 'Baroque Obama' curiosity across the United States. Their findings uncovered a particularly high concentration of searches originating from Missouri, highlighting the state's unique fascination with this quizzical intersection of historical art and contemporary political figures.
In addition to these scholarly works, several notable non-fiction publications have touched upon the whimsical world of interconnections between art, politics, and regional labor markets. "Furniture Finishing in the Heartland: Missouri's Artistic Affinities," explores the cultural significance of furniture craftsmanship in Missouri and its unexpected ties to online phenomena. On a tangentially related note, "Baroque Beauty and Political Puzzles" offers a comprehensive examination of the Baroque art movement's lingering impact on contemporary society, including the unanticipated resurgence of 'Baroque Obama' inquiries.
Furthermore, the world of fiction has unexpectedly ventured into this peculiar territory, with titles such as "The Curious Case of Baroque Barack" and "The Artful Arbiter: A Political Painting Mystery" playfully intertwining historical intrigue and modern-day enigmas. While these literary works may not provide empirical evidence, they have certainly contributed to the anecdotal amusement surrounding our research topic.
Speaking of amusement, the online sphere has not been immune to the infectious charm of 'Baroque Obama' and its unexpected correlation to Missouri's furniture finishers. Memes and comedic takes on this phenomenon have proliferated across social media platforms, with internet users concocting mock conspiracy theories and humorous comparisons between ornate art and the craft of furniture finishing. The lighthearted nature of these internet memes serves as a reminder of the delightful absurdity that often accompanies statistical investigations.
In conclusion, the literature surrounding the connection between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the employment rate of furniture finishers in Missouri demonstrates a delightful blend of scholarly inquiry, literary whimsy, and online amusement. As we navigate through this unconventional research landscape, it becomes increasingly clear that the unexpected can often yield the most entertaining and thought-provoking discoveries. With our study, we aim to contribute to this captivating tapestry of interdisciplinary investigation, all while keeping the statistical analyses as engaging as a well-crafted dad joke.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the peculiar relationship between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the employment rate of furniture finishers in Missouri yielded some surprisingly strong statistical findings. The correlation coefficient of 0.8513848 and an r-squared value of 0.7248561 indicate a robust positive correlation between these seemingly disparate variables. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the association is deemed statistically significant, leaving us with more than just a sense of humor about the unexpectedness of our results.
As we gazed upon our scatterplot (Fig. 1), which clearly illustrates the compelling correlation between 'Baroque Obama' searches and the number of furniture finishers employed in Missouri, we couldn't help but think: who knew that a historical art movement mixed with a punny political reference could lead to such an intriguing statistical relationship? It's a bit like finding a hidden drawer in a seemingly ordinary cabinet - unexpected but undeniably fascinating!
Our findings reveal not just a random chuckle, but the presence of a substantive influence of 'Baroque Obama' searches on the employment of furniture finishers in Missouri. We were tempted to attribute this to the power of art and politics coming together, but maybe it's just the allure of a catchy historical-political portmanteau that piqued the interest of online searchers, inadvertently influencing the furniture finishing industry. It seems that in the world of statistical analysis, even the most unexpected correlations can have meaningful implications.
Our study serves as a lighthearted reminder that in the world of data analysis, there's always room for a pleasant surprise, and sometimes, even a punny twist. Just as we dared to explore the enigmatic alliance of 'Baroque Obama' and Missouri's furniture finishers, we encourage fellow researchers to approach their analyses with an open mind and a good sense of humor. After all, statistics need not always be as serious as a meticulously finished antique chair; sometimes, they can be as whimsical as an unexpected punchline!

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our study has delved into the fascinating and statistically significant relationship between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the employment rate of furniture finishers in Missouri. The unexpected positive correlation found between these seemingly unrelated variables not only aligns with prior research but also tickles the imagination with its whimsical nature.

The robust correlation coefficient of 0.8513848, along with the p-value of less than 0.01, reinforces the statistically significant connection between 'Baroque Obama' searches and the number of furniture finishers employed in Missouri. This fascinating discovery lends support to the initial observations made by Smith et al. (2018), who first hinted at the unconventional bond between historical art curiosity and regional labor markets. Who would have thought that such a seemingly baroque search term could play a role in shaping the employment landscape of Missouri? It's almost as surprising as finding a chair with two legs—it just doesn't stand up!

Our findings also align with the work of Doe and Jones (2020), who shed light on the regional variations in 'Baroque Obama' searches, particularly highlighting Missouri's elevated interest in this unexpected topic. It appears that the Show-Me State has shown us a new facet of its character—fusing its appreciation for historical art with a humorous nod to contemporary politics. It's as if Missouri has become the artist, crafting a masterpiece of unexpected statistical nuances. We might even say it's the state that likes to put the "play" in "display"!

While the connection between 'Baroque Obama' searches and the employment of furniture finishers may seem utterly whimsical, our results demonstrate that statistical analysis can often lead to delightfully unexpected discoveries. Just like a well-placed dad joke, our findings serve as a reminder that humor and rigorous investigation can coexist in the world of scholarly inquiry. After all, who wouldn't appreciate a statistical analysis that leaves them both informed and amused? It's akin to stumbling upon a hidden treasure in the depths of a data set—unexpected, yet utterly satisfying.

As we continue on this amusing journey of statistical exploration, we hope that our research has not only illuminated the unique correlation between 'Baroque Obama' searches and the labor market for furniture finishers in Missouri but has also brought a smile to the faces of our fellow researchers. With our study, we've aimed to infuse the analytical rigor of academia with the lighthearted charm of unexpected statistical quirks, leaving behind an impression as lasting as a well-crafted dad joke.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and The number of furniture finishers in Missouri. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Baroque Obama Browsing Bonanza: Bizarre Bond with Missouri's Furniture Finishers

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the unconventional relationship between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the employment rate of furniture finishers in the state of Missouri. With a keen eye for humor and statistical analysis, we set out to uncover the potential link between the search interest in a historical art movement and the livelihood of furniture finishers in the Show-Me State.

Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we employed a correlation coefficient of 0.8513848, with a significance level of p < 0.01, covering the period from 2004 to 2022. Our findings reveal an unexpectedly strong positive correlation between the online intrigue surrounding 'Baroque Obama' and the number of individuals employed in the furniture finishing industry in Missouri.

Despite the initial skepticism, our study proved that the strange bedfellows of Baroque art and the former President's name have a statistically significant impact on the labor market for furniture finishers. Who knew that the intersection of art history and contemporary politics could yield such humorous yet compelling results? As we paint a clearer picture of this peculiar association, we hope to leave the readers with a chuckle and a newfound appreciation for the unexpected twists in data analysis.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
As the saying goes, "The devil is in the details," and in our case, the devilish details involve a curious correlation between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the number of furniture finishers in the state of Missouri. Yes, you heard that right - 'Baroque Obama' - a delightful fusion of historical art and contemporary politics that piqued our interest as much as it may have perplexed you. So, grab a seat and get ready for a statistical ride that's bound to be both enlightening and entertaining.
The Baroque period in art history was characterized by extravagant detail, grandeur, and a sense of drama - quite the contrast to the measured and refined craft of furniture finishing. It's a pairing as unexpected as finding a "chest of drawers" in a political debate. (Apologies for the pun, we couldn't resist!) But, as we dove into the depths of internet searches and labor statistics, we couldn't help but marvel at the whimsical anomaly that laid before us.
It all began with a simple query - could there be any meaningful connection between the online fascination with 'Baroque Obama' and the number of individuals dedicated to perfecting the finishes of furniture in the state of Missouri? As our inquiry progressed, we found ourselves more fascinated with the potential punchline to this statistical setup than with the expected outcome. But little did we know, the punchline was not just figurative, but statistically significant as well!
Dad joke time: Why did the woodworker get lost? He couldn't see the forest for the trees! And speaking of forests and trees, our study aims to uncover the forest amidst the online chaos and baroque artistry, seeking to find a tree-rific correlation between internet searches and the labor force. We assure you, the stats are just as compelling as our puns!

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the peculiar relationship between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the employment rate of furniture finishers in Missouri yielded some surprisingly strong statistical findings. The correlation coefficient of 0.8513848 and an r-squared value of 0.7248561 indicate a robust positive correlation between these seemingly disparate variables. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the association is deemed statistically significant, leaving us with more than just a sense of humor about the unexpectedness of our results.
As we gazed upon our scatterplot (Fig. 1), which clearly illustrates the compelling correlation between 'Baroque Obama' searches and the number of furniture finishers employed in Missouri, we couldn't help but think: who knew that a historical art movement mixed with a punny political reference could lead to such an intriguing statistical relationship? It's a bit like finding a hidden drawer in a seemingly ordinary cabinet - unexpected but undeniably fascinating!
Our findings reveal not just a random chuckle, but the presence of a substantive influence of 'Baroque Obama' searches on the employment of furniture finishers in Missouri. We were tempted to attribute this to the power of art and politics coming together, but maybe it's just the allure of a catchy historical-political portmanteau that piqued the interest of online searchers, inadvertently influencing the furniture finishing industry. It seems that in the world of statistical analysis, even the most unexpected correlations can have meaningful implications.
Our study serves as a lighthearted reminder that in the world of data analysis, there's always room for a pleasant surprise, and sometimes, even a punny twist. Just as we dared to explore the enigmatic alliance of 'Baroque Obama' and Missouri's furniture finishers, we encourage fellow researchers to approach their analyses with an open mind and a good sense of humor. After all, statistics need not always be as serious as a meticulously finished antique chair; sometimes, they can be as whimsical as an unexpected punchline!

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our investigation into the unconventional connection between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the employment rate of furniture finishers in Missouri has yielded some truly remarkable findings. The robust positive correlation, as evidenced by our statistical analysis, underscores the unforeseen influence of an amalgam of historical art and contemporary politics on the labor market for furniture finishers. It's as if 'Baroque' and 'Obama' came together to create a statistical masterpiece, much like a finely crafted piece of furniture brings artistry and functionality into harmony.

Dad joke alert: What do you call a furniture finisher with a good sense of humor? A lacquer wit! Much like our study, it's all about finding the perfect finish.

Our results not only provide a comical twist to the world of statistical analysis but also offer a valuable insight into the potential impact of seemingly unrelated online search interests on real-world employment dynamics. Who would have thought that a statistical journey into the world of 'Baroque Obama' could yield such unexpected yet compelling revelations? It just goes to show that in the realm of data analysis, even the most bizarre pairings can culminate in meaningful insights.

As we wrap up our study, we are left with a hearty chuckle and a newfound appreciation for the whimsical nature of statistical correlations. Our findings serve as a lighthearted reminder that statistical analysis can have its fair share of amusing surprises, much like stumbling upon a hidden compartment in an antique bureau.

Therefore, we assert that no further research is needed in this area—this study stands as a testament to the fact that sometimes, the most unexpected statistical relationships can lead to genuinely fascinating discoveries. After all, when it comes to uncovering statistical peculiarities, who needs a roadmap when you can simply 'Show-Me' the data?

In the immortal words of Baroque Obama, "Yes, we Correlation!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Baroque Obama Browsing Bonanza: Bizarre Bond with Missouri's Furniture Finishers. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Quirky Interdisciplinary Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Baroque Obama Browsing Bonanza: Bizarre Bond with Missouri's Furniture Finishers. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Whimsical Art History Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Baroque Obama Browsing Bonanza: Bizarre Bond with Missouri's Furniture Finishers with an abstract of This research paper delves into the unconventional relationship between Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' and the employment rate of furniture finishers in the state of Missouri. With a keen eye for humor and statistical analysis, we set out to uncover the potential link between the search interest in a historical art movement and the livelihood of furniture finishers in the Show-Me State.
Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we employed a correlation coefficient of 0.8513848, with a significance level of p < 0.01, covering the period from 2004 to 2022. Our findings reveal an unexpectedly strong positive correlation between the online intrigue surrounding 'Baroque Obama' and the number of individuals employed in the furniture finishing industry in Missouri.
Despite the initial skepticism, our study proved that the strange bedfellows of Baroque art and the former President's name have a statistically significant impact on the labor market for furniture finishers. Who knew that the intersection of art history and contemporary politics could yield such humorous yet compelling results? As we paint a clearer picture of this peculiar association, we hope to leave the readers with a chuckle and a newfound appreciation for the unexpected twists in data analysis.

ChatGPT:

Baroque Obama, Google search trends, furniture finishers employment, Missouri, statistical analysis, correlation coefficient, art history, labor market, data analysis, Bureau of Labor Statistics, humor in research, Google Trends, historical art movement

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Data details

Google searches for 'Baroque Obama'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' (Worldwide), with quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'Baroque Obama'

The number of furniture finishers in Missouri
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of furniture finishers in Missouri
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of furniture finishers in Missouri

Correlation r = 0.8513848 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7248561 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 72.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of furniture finishers in Missouri) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Google searches for 'Baroque Obama') over the 19 years from 2004 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.8E-6. 0.0000037856933180016523000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.85 in 0.00038% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 264,152 random variables You don't actually need 264 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 18 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 18 because we have two variables measured over a period of 19 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.65, 0.94 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Google searches for 'Baroque Obama' (Rel. search volume)19.91672.916673.6666713.08335.333334.583332.255.416674.833334.583334.253.53.57.833333.583332.52.666672.50.666667
The number of furniture finishers in Missouri (Furniture Finishers)4902402202401701501302001801701201101001301401105011060




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([19.9167,2.91667,3.66667,13.0833,5.33333,4.58333,2.25,5.41667,4.83333,4.58333,4.25,3.5,3.5,7.83333,3.58333,2.5,2.66667,2.5,0.666667,])
array_2 = np.array([490,240,220,240,170,150,130,200,180,170,120,110,100,130,140,110,50,110,60,])
array_1_name = "Google searches for 'Baroque Obama'"
array_2_name = "The number of furniture finishers in Missouri"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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