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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Burglaries in North Dakota and the second variable is The number of architects in North Dakota.  The chart goes from 2003 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As burglaries rose, North Dakotans became obsessed with home security, prompting a surge in demand for architect-designed, booby-trapped houses. This led to a sudden need for more architects in the state, as every homeowner wanted their own personalized security system integrated seamlessly into their home's design. Who knew that a spike in break-ins would unlock a whole new career path in architectural defense planning in North Dakota!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create an image of a neighborhood in North Dakota filled with architect-designed houses, each featuring hidden traps and high-tech security features to thwart potential break-ins. The houses should be unique and visually interesting, showcasing the creativity and expertise of the architects in implementing security measures. The scene should reflect the growing trend of personalized, fortified homes in response to the surge in burglaries, with an emphasis on the intricate and futuristic security systems integrated into the architecture. The style of the image should be reminiscent of a scene from Skyrim, with a focus on detailed, fantasy-inspired visuals that capture the imagination. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Burglaries in North Dakota and The number of architects in North Dakota. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Woodblock painting Cubism Futuristic Surrealism A scene from Skyrim
ChatGPT: A scene from Skyrim

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Burglaries in North Dakota and The number of architects in North Dakota, in the following situation: As burglaries rose, North Dakotans became obsessed with home security, prompting a surge in demand for architect-designed, booby-trapped houses. This led to a sudden need for more architects in the state, as every homeowner wanted their own personalized security system integrated seamlessly into their home's design. Who knew that a spike in break-ins would unlock a whole new career path in architectural defense planning in North Dakota!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In North Dakota, as burglaries increased, architects were in high demand to design homes with intricate security systems. Picture a neighborhood filled with architect-designed houses, each featuring hidden traps and high-tech security features to thwart potential break-ins. The rising number of architects in North Dakota reflected the growing trend of personalized, fortified homes as a response to the surge in burglaries.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A scene from Skyrim ] and depicting this scene: In North Dakota, as burglaries increased, architects were in high demand to design homes with intricate security systems. Picture a neighborhood filled with architect-designed houses, each featuring hidden traps and high-tech security features to thwart potential break-ins. The rising number of architects in North Dakota reflected the growing trend of personalized, fortified homes as a response to the surge in burglaries. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create an image of a neighborhood in North Dakota filled with architect-designed houses, each featuring hidden traps and high-tech security features to thwart potential break-ins. The houses should be unique and visually interesting, showcasing the creativity and expertise of the architects in implementing security measures. The scene should reflect the growing trend of personalized, fortified homes in response to the surge in burglaries, with an emphasis on the intricate and futuristic security systems integrated into the architecture. The style of the image should be reminiscent of a scene from Skyrim, with a focus on detailed, fantasy-inspired visuals that capture the imagination.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Burglaries in North Dakota caused The number of architects in North Dakota to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Breaking and Building: The Correlation Between Burglaries in North Dakota and the Number of Architects

The Journal of Rogue Architectural Influence

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Burglaries in North Dakota and The number of architects in North Dakota. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.6972932 and p < 0.01 for 2003 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Breaking and Building: The Correlation Between Burglaries in North Dakota and the Number of Architects

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the intriguing relationship between the occurrence of burglaries in North Dakota and the quantity of architects practicing within the state. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2003 to 2022, the research team meticulously analyzed the potential connection. Remarkably, a correlation coefficient of 0.6972932 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 emerged from the analysis, indicating a robust relationship. The implications of this surprising correlation are both intriguing and thought-provoking, shedding light on potential socio-economic dynamics and architectural influences in the realm of criminal behavior within the state. This study not only advances our understanding of the interplay between crime and the built environment but also provides a refreshing perspective into the enigmatic world of architectural impact.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Burglaries in North Dakota and The number of architects in North Dakota. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Breaking and Building: The Correlation Between Burglaries in North Dakota and the Number of Architects

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the intriguing relationship between the occurrence of burglaries in North Dakota and the quantity of architects practicing within the state. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2003 to 2022, the research team meticulously analyzed the potential connection. Remarkably, a correlation coefficient of 0.6972932 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 emerged from the analysis, indicating a robust relationship. The implications of this surprising correlation are both intriguing and thought-provoking, shedding light on potential socio-economic dynamics and architectural influences in the realm of criminal behavior within the state. This study not only advances our understanding of the interplay between crime and the built environment but also provides a refreshing perspective into the enigmatic world of architectural impact.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The relationship between crime and various socio-economic factors has long been a subject of interest in both academic and public spheres. One such factor that has garnered relatively less attention, yet sparked our curiosity, is the potential influence of architects on the occurrence of burglaries. While architects are primarily associated with constructing buildings rather than deconstructing them (unless, of course, they specialize in deconstructionist architecture), this study delves into the intriguing possibility that the number of architects practicing in North Dakota may indeed be linked to the frequency of burglaries in the state.

The under-explored link between burglaries and the presence of architects presents a peculiar puzzle for researchers and policymakers alike. At first glance, one may wonder how the simultaneous acts of creating and invading spaces could be related. However, as with many research endeavors, the unexpected often holds the keys to groundbreaking insights.

This paper aims to unravel this peculiar correlation and explore the potential implications of the findings. By scrutinizing data spanning nearly two decades, we hope to shed light on the nuanced dynamics at play within the architectural and criminal realms. Our investigation endeavors to dissect the statistical association between these seemingly disparate phenomena and offer a fresh perspective on the intricate interplay between urban planning, architectural design, and criminal behavior.

As we embark on this academic inquiry, we invite readers to join us in this intriguing exploration, where conventional boundaries between creativity and criminality may blur, and the pillars of architectural influence may extend beyond the physical structures to impact the societal fabric itself.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Burglaries in North Dakota and The number of architects in North Dakota. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Breaking and Building: The Correlation Between Burglaries in North Dakota and the Number of Architects

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the intriguing relationship between the occurrence of burglaries in North Dakota and the quantity of architects practicing within the state. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2003 to 2022, the research team meticulously analyzed the potential connection. Remarkably, a correlation coefficient of 0.6972932 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 emerged from the analysis, indicating a robust relationship. The implications of this surprising correlation are both intriguing and thought-provoking, shedding light on potential socio-economic dynamics and architectural influences in the realm of criminal behavior within the state. This study not only advances our understanding of the interplay between crime and the built environment but also provides a refreshing perspective into the enigmatic world of architectural impact.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between crime and various socio-economic factors has long been a subject of interest in both academic and public spheres. One such factor that has garnered relatively less attention, yet sparked our curiosity, is the potential influence of architects on the occurrence of burglaries. While architects are primarily associated with constructing buildings rather than deconstructing them (unless, of course, they specialize in deconstructionist architecture), this study delves into the intriguing possibility that the number of architects practicing in North Dakota may indeed be linked to the frequency of burglaries in the state.
The under-explored link between burglaries and the presence of architects presents a peculiar puzzle for researchers and policymakers alike. At first glance, one may wonder how the simultaneous acts of creating and invading spaces could be related. However, as with many research endeavors, the unexpected often holds the keys to groundbreaking insights.
This paper aims to unravel this peculiar correlation and explore the potential implications of the findings. By scrutinizing data spanning nearly two decades, we hope to shed light on the nuanced dynamics at play within the architectural and criminal realms. Our investigation endeavors to dissect the statistical association between these seemingly disparate phenomena and offer a fresh perspective on the intricate interplay between urban planning, architectural design, and criminal behavior.
As we embark on this academic inquiry, we invite readers to join us in this intriguing exploration, where conventional boundaries between creativity and criminality may blur, and the pillars of architectural influence may extend beyond the physical structures to impact the societal fabric itself.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Smith and Doe (2005) examine the spatial distribution of burglaries in North Dakota, meticulously analyzing the frequency and prevalence of such criminal activities across various regions within the state. Meanwhile, Jones et al. (2010) delve into the occupational demographics of North Dakota, presenting an in-depth analysis of the employment trends and workforce composition, albeit without particular focus on the architectural profession. These foundational studies offer a comprehensive backdrop against which the present investigation unfolds.

Turning to the literature at large, "Architecture and Crime: How Design and Security Influences Criminal Behavior" by Book (2016) provides a detailed overview of the relationship between architectural features and criminal activities, albeit with a broader scope that transcends state-specific analyses. In a similar vein, "The Role of Architects in Society" by Ipsum (2018) offers a comprehensive exploration of the multifaceted impact of architects on the built environment and societal dynamics, albeit without explicit consideration of criminal implications.

Venturing beyond the traditional academic literature, a tangential connection emerges from unexpected sources. The renowned fiction novel "The Burglar's Guide to the City" by Geoff Manaugh presents a captivating exploration of the built environment from the perspective of criminality, offering an unconventional lens through which to contemplate the interplay between architecture and illicit activities. Additionally, the timeless classic "The Fountainhead" by Ayn Rand depicts the architectural profession in a thought-provoking light, although the novel's focus understandably diverges from criminal undertakings.

A surprising conjecture surfaces from the realm of social media, where anecdotal observations and speculative musings hint at the potential nexus between architectural trends and criminal proclivities. One particularly intriguing post on a popular networking platform proposes a lighthearted correlation between the geometric precision of architectural designs and the calculated precision of burglars' entry techniques, prompting amusement and contemplation in equal measure.

Evidently, the breadth of sources illuminates the multi-faceted nature of the relationship under scrutiny, spanning empirical analyses, theoretical treatises, literary portrayals, and contemporary discourse. This diverse amalgamation sets the stage for a comprehensive exploration of the entwined domains of architecture and burglary within the unique context of North Dakota.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Burglaries in North Dakota and The number of architects in North Dakota. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2003 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Breaking and Building: The Correlation Between Burglaries in North Dakota and the Number of Architects

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the intriguing relationship between the occurrence of burglaries in North Dakota and the quantity of architects practicing within the state. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2003 to 2022, the research team meticulously analyzed the potential connection. Remarkably, a correlation coefficient of 0.6972932 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 emerged from the analysis, indicating a robust relationship. The implications of this surprising correlation are both intriguing and thought-provoking, shedding light on potential socio-economic dynamics and architectural influences in the realm of criminal behavior within the state. This study not only advances our understanding of the interplay between crime and the built environment but also provides a refreshing perspective into the enigmatic world of architectural impact.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between crime and various socio-economic factors has long been a subject of interest in both academic and public spheres. One such factor that has garnered relatively less attention, yet sparked our curiosity, is the potential influence of architects on the occurrence of burglaries. While architects are primarily associated with constructing buildings rather than deconstructing them (unless, of course, they specialize in deconstructionist architecture), this study delves into the intriguing possibility that the number of architects practicing in North Dakota may indeed be linked to the frequency of burglaries in the state.
The under-explored link between burglaries and the presence of architects presents a peculiar puzzle for researchers and policymakers alike. At first glance, one may wonder how the simultaneous acts of creating and invading spaces could be related. However, as with many research endeavors, the unexpected often holds the keys to groundbreaking insights.
This paper aims to unravel this peculiar correlation and explore the potential implications of the findings. By scrutinizing data spanning nearly two decades, we hope to shed light on the nuanced dynamics at play within the architectural and criminal realms. Our investigation endeavors to dissect the statistical association between these seemingly disparate phenomena and offer a fresh perspective on the intricate interplay between urban planning, architectural design, and criminal behavior.
As we embark on this academic inquiry, we invite readers to join us in this intriguing exploration, where conventional boundaries between creativity and criminality may blur, and the pillars of architectural influence may extend beyond the physical structures to impact the societal fabric itself.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Data Collection:
The primary source of data for this study was the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, which provided detailed records of reported burglaries in North Dakota from 2003 to 2022. To ensure comprehensive coverage, supplementary data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics was utilized to ascertain the number of architects actively practicing in the state during the same period. Web scraping techniques, coupled with a healthy dose of digital sleuthing, were employed to gather information from a myriad of reputable sources across the internet. While the majority of the data originated from official sources, a not insignificant portion was obtained through the more unconventional avenues of social media and online forums. The research team, adept at navigating the digital landscape, sifted through an abundance of data, ensuring that no statistical stone was left unturned in the pursuit of truth, no matter how deeply embedded within the virtual underbrush.

Data Processing:
Upon procuring the labyrinthine expanse of data, the research team embarked on a crusade of data wrangling and harmonization. Statistical software and programming languages were deftly wielded to cleanse and concatenate the disparate datasets, resulting in a comprehensive repository of both burglary occurrences and the abundance of architects in North Dakota. Every architectural firm, from the sprawling metropolises to the quaint country towns, was accounted for with painstaking accuracy. With a discerning eye for detail, the team meticulously scrutinized each data point, making certain that no rogue datum or errant keystroke could impede the path towards enlightenment.

Statistical Analysis:
The processed data underwent a rigorous battery of statistical analyses, with regression models and correlation tests taking center stage in the elucidation of the relationship between burglaries and the architect population. The research team traversed the complex terrain of statistical methodologies, taking care to navigate through the woods of p-values and confidence intervals, while maintaining a cautious eye for lurking outliers and confounding variables. The correlation coefficient, akin to a trusty guide leading the expedition, emerged as a stalwart indicator of the strength and direction of the relationship, steering the research team towards a deeper understanding of the enigmatic interplay between burglaries and architectural endeavors. An assorted arsenal of statistical software packages was unleashed upon the data, their formidable algorithms untangling the convoluted web of associations and revealing the underlying patterns with perspicacity and flair.

Ethical Considerations:
As stewards of academic integrity, the research team upheld the principles of research ethics, safeguarding the privacy and confidentiality of individuals represented within the datasets. Rigorous adherence to data protection laws and regulations formed the bedrock of the research endeavor, ensuring that the rights and well-being of the data subjects were safeguarded throughout the course of the investigation. In every step, the team endeavored to maintain the highest standards of ethical conduct, affirming the integrity of the research process and bestowing due reverence upon the trust reposed in them by the guardians of data governance.

Limitations:
While the research team traversed the statistical terrain with assiduous diligence, it is not without humility that the limitations of this study are acknowledged. The inherent complexities of societal phenomena are not easily encapsulated within the confines of statistical models, and the potential presence of unmeasured variables may cloak the true nature of the relationship under scrutiny. Moreover, the causative inferences that may be drawn from correlation analyses are inherently circumspect, and the possibility of spurious relationships cannot be discounted. Nonetheless, armed with a spirit of inquisitiveness and an unwavering dedication to scholarly probity, the research team endeavors to present the findings with due candor and a cautious optimism, recognizing the inestimable value of future inquiries in unraveling the tapestry of connections between architectural prowess and criminal inclinations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Burglaries in North Dakota and The number of architects in North Dakota. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2003 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.6972932, r-squared of 0.4862178, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Breaking and Building: The Correlation Between Burglaries in North Dakota and the Number of Architects

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the intriguing relationship between the occurrence of burglaries in North Dakota and the quantity of architects practicing within the state. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2003 to 2022, the research team meticulously analyzed the potential connection. Remarkably, a correlation coefficient of 0.6972932 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 emerged from the analysis, indicating a robust relationship. The implications of this surprising correlation are both intriguing and thought-provoking, shedding light on potential socio-economic dynamics and architectural influences in the realm of criminal behavior within the state. This study not only advances our understanding of the interplay between crime and the built environment but also provides a refreshing perspective into the enigmatic world of architectural impact.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The relationship between crime and various socio-economic factors has long been a subject of interest in both academic and public spheres. One such factor that has garnered relatively less attention, yet sparked our curiosity, is the potential influence of architects on the occurrence of burglaries. While architects are primarily associated with constructing buildings rather than deconstructing them (unless, of course, they specialize in deconstructionist architecture), this study delves into the intriguing possibility that the number of architects practicing in North Dakota may indeed be linked to the frequency of burglaries in the state.
The under-explored link between burglaries and the presence of architects presents a peculiar puzzle for researchers and policymakers alike. At first glance, one may wonder how the simultaneous acts of creating and invading spaces could be related. However, as with many research endeavors, the unexpected often holds the keys to groundbreaking insights.
This paper aims to unravel this peculiar correlation and explore the potential implications of the findings. By scrutinizing data spanning nearly two decades, we hope to shed light on the nuanced dynamics at play within the architectural and criminal realms. Our investigation endeavors to dissect the statistical association between these seemingly disparate phenomena and offer a fresh perspective on the intricate interplay between urban planning, architectural design, and criminal behavior.
As we embark on this academic inquiry, we invite readers to join us in this intriguing exploration, where conventional boundaries between creativity and criminality may blur, and the pillars of architectural influence may extend beyond the physical structures to impact the societal fabric itself.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis yielded a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.6972932 (p < 0.01) between the number of architects practicing in North Dakota and the occurrence of burglaries within the state. The strong positive correlation indicated that as the number of architects increased, so did the frequency of burglaries. This intriguing relationship challenges conventional wisdom and prompts a reevaluation of the potential impact of architectural presence on criminal activity within the state.

The observed r-squared value of 0.4862178 further elucidated the extent to which variations in the number of architects can explain the fluctuations in burglary rates. Nearly 50% of the variation in burglary occurrences could be accounted for by the changes in the number of architects, highlighting the substantial influence architects may wield in shaping the criminogenic landscape of North Dakota.

Notably, the scatterplot in Fig. 1 visually encapsulates the robust positive correlation between the number of architects and burglary rates, reaffirming the statistical findings with a compelling graphical representation. The figure serves as a striking testament to the unexpected and complex interplay between architectural presence and criminal behavior, challenging traditional perceptions and beckoning further exploration into this captivating association.

The implications of this correlation transcend the realms of architecture and criminology, delving into the enigmatic interconnections between creative professions and societal deviance. The findings beckon a reevaluation of the role of architects in shaping not only physical structures but also the intricate tapestries of human behavior within the built environment. As this study advances our understanding of the interwoven dynamics at play, it sparks new avenues of inquiry and prompts a reconsideration of the conventional boundaries between artistic creation and criminal conduct.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Burglaries in North Dakota and The number of architects in North Dakota. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Breaking and Building: The Correlation Between Burglaries in North Dakota and the Number of Architects

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the intriguing relationship between the occurrence of burglaries in North Dakota and the quantity of architects practicing within the state. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2003 to 2022, the research team meticulously analyzed the potential connection. Remarkably, a correlation coefficient of 0.6972932 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 emerged from the analysis, indicating a robust relationship. The implications of this surprising correlation are both intriguing and thought-provoking, shedding light on potential socio-economic dynamics and architectural influences in the realm of criminal behavior within the state. This study not only advances our understanding of the interplay between crime and the built environment but also provides a refreshing perspective into the enigmatic world of architectural impact.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Smith and Doe (2005) examine the spatial distribution of burglaries in North Dakota, meticulously analyzing the frequency and prevalence of such criminal activities across various regions within the state. Meanwhile, Jones et al. (2010) delve into the occupational demographics of North Dakota, presenting an in-depth analysis of the employment trends and workforce composition, albeit without particular focus on the architectural profession. These foundational studies offer a comprehensive backdrop against which the present investigation unfolds.
Turning to the literature at large, "Architecture and Crime: How Design and Security Influences Criminal Behavior" by Book (2016) provides a detailed overview of the relationship between architectural features and criminal activities, albeit with a broader scope that transcends state-specific analyses. In a similar vein, "The Role of Architects in Society" by Ipsum (2018) offers a comprehensive exploration of the multifaceted impact of architects on the built environment and societal dynamics, albeit without explicit consideration of criminal implications.
Venturing beyond the traditional academic literature, a tangential connection emerges from unexpected sources. The renowned fiction novel "The Burglar's Guide to the City" by Geoff Manaugh presents a captivating exploration of the built environment from the perspective of criminality, offering an unconventional lens through which to contemplate the interplay between architecture and illicit activities. Additionally, the timeless classic "The Fountainhead" by Ayn Rand depicts the architectural profession in a thought-provoking light, although the novel's focus understandably diverges from criminal undertakings.
A surprising conjecture surfaces from the realm of social media, where anecdotal observations and speculative musings hint at the potential nexus between architectural trends and criminal proclivities. One particularly intriguing post on a popular networking platform proposes a lighthearted correlation between the geometric precision of architectural designs and the calculated precision of burglars' entry techniques, prompting amusement and contemplation in equal measure.
Evidently, the breadth of sources illuminates the multi-faceted nature of the relationship under scrutiny, spanning empirical analyses, theoretical treatises, literary portrayals, and contemporary discourse. This diverse amalgamation sets the stage for a comprehensive exploration of the entwined domains of architecture and burglary within the unique context of North Dakota.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis yielded a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.6972932 (p < 0.01) between the number of architects practicing in North Dakota and the occurrence of burglaries within the state. The strong positive correlation indicated that as the number of architects increased, so did the frequency of burglaries. This intriguing relationship challenges conventional wisdom and prompts a reevaluation of the potential impact of architectural presence on criminal activity within the state.
The observed r-squared value of 0.4862178 further elucidated the extent to which variations in the number of architects can explain the fluctuations in burglary rates. Nearly 50% of the variation in burglary occurrences could be accounted for by the changes in the number of architects, highlighting the substantial influence architects may wield in shaping the criminogenic landscape of North Dakota.
Notably, the scatterplot in Fig. 1 visually encapsulates the robust positive correlation between the number of architects and burglary rates, reaffirming the statistical findings with a compelling graphical representation. The figure serves as a striking testament to the unexpected and complex interplay between architectural presence and criminal behavior, challenging traditional perceptions and beckoning further exploration into this captivating association.
The implications of this correlation transcend the realms of architecture and criminology, delving into the enigmatic interconnections between creative professions and societal deviance. The findings beckon a reevaluation of the role of architects in shaping not only physical structures but also the intricate tapestries of human behavior within the built environment. As this study advances our understanding of the interwoven dynamics at play, it sparks new avenues of inquiry and prompts a reconsideration of the conventional boundaries between artistic creation and criminal conduct.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The robust correlation uncovered in this investigation adds a new layer of complexity to the intricate web of factors influencing criminal behavior. The findings indicate that the number of architects practicing in North Dakota exhibits a surprisingly strong positive association with the incidence of burglaries within the state. This unexpected relationship challenges conventional presumptions and invites a rethinking of the potential impact of architectural presence on the frequency of illicit entry activities.

The linkage between the quantity of architects and burglary rates aligns with prior research that has explored the interplay between occupational compositions and criminal behaviors in diverse contexts. The study by Smith and Doe (2005) on the spatial distribution of burglaries in North Dakota, for example, laid the groundwork for comprehending the geographical heterogeneity of criminal activities and provided a backdrop against which the current investigation unfolded. Likewise, the empirical analyses conducted by Jones et al. (2010) shed light on occupational demographics, offering an insightful lens through which to consider the occupational composition within the state. These foundational studies, though not directly addressing the architectural profession, contextualize the current findings within the broader landscape of occupational dynamics and criminal phenomena.

Moreover, the inclusion of unexpected sources in the literature review serves to highlight the diverse perspectives that converge on the topic at hand. The atypical connections drawn from the fictional realm, such as "The Burglar's Guide to the City" by Geoff Manaugh, underscore the imaginative potential of linking architectural elements with criminal activities, prompting contemplation amidst the academic rigor. Even the ageless wisdom encapsulated in "The Fountainhead" by Ayn Rand, while focusing on the lofty ideals and artistic endeavors of architects, offers a nuanced portrayal of the multifaceted nature of the architectural profession, indirectly enriching the discourse on the potential ramifications of architectural influences on societal behaviors.

In the context of architecturally driven criminal undertakings, the statistical findings resonate with the humorous yet contemplative social media post that whimsically posited a correlation between the meticulous precision of architectural designs and the calculated precision of burglars' entry techniques. The amalgamation of scholarly investigations, fictional portrayals, and digital musings, albeit with varying degrees of levity, underscores the intricate web of influences that coalesce to shape the architectural and criminal dynamics under scrutiny.

The statistically significant correlation coefficient and the substantial r-squared value affirm the unexpectedly salient role of architects within the nuanced fabric of criminal activities. This unorthodox correlation prompts a reevaluation of the potential impact of architectural presence on the criminogenic landscape of North Dakota and beckons further inquiry into the multifaceted interactions between creative professions and societal deviance. As the enigmatic connection between architecture and burglary continues to unfold, it engenders a redefinition of the conventional boundaries between artistic creation and criminal conduct.


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System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
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Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Burglaries in North Dakota and The number of architects in North Dakota. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

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[[TITLE]]
Breaking and Building: The Correlation Between Burglaries in North Dakota and the Number of Architects

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the intriguing relationship between the occurrence of burglaries in North Dakota and the quantity of architects practicing within the state. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2003 to 2022, the research team meticulously analyzed the potential connection. Remarkably, a correlation coefficient of 0.6972932 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 emerged from the analysis, indicating a robust relationship. The implications of this surprising correlation are both intriguing and thought-provoking, shedding light on potential socio-economic dynamics and architectural influences in the realm of criminal behavior within the state. This study not only advances our understanding of the interplay between crime and the built environment but also provides a refreshing perspective into the enigmatic world of architectural impact.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The relationship between crime and various socio-economic factors has long been a subject of interest in both academic and public spheres. One such factor that has garnered relatively less attention, yet sparked our curiosity, is the potential influence of architects on the occurrence of burglaries. While architects are primarily associated with constructing buildings rather than deconstructing them (unless, of course, they specialize in deconstructionist architecture), this study delves into the intriguing possibility that the number of architects practicing in North Dakota may indeed be linked to the frequency of burglaries in the state.
The under-explored link between burglaries and the presence of architects presents a peculiar puzzle for researchers and policymakers alike. At first glance, one may wonder how the simultaneous acts of creating and invading spaces could be related. However, as with many research endeavors, the unexpected often holds the keys to groundbreaking insights.
This paper aims to unravel this peculiar correlation and explore the potential implications of the findings. By scrutinizing data spanning nearly two decades, we hope to shed light on the nuanced dynamics at play within the architectural and criminal realms. Our investigation endeavors to dissect the statistical association between these seemingly disparate phenomena and offer a fresh perspective on the intricate interplay between urban planning, architectural design, and criminal behavior.
As we embark on this academic inquiry, we invite readers to join us in this intriguing exploration, where conventional boundaries between creativity and criminality may blur, and the pillars of architectural influence may extend beyond the physical structures to impact the societal fabric itself.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis yielded a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.6972932 (p < 0.01) between the number of architects practicing in North Dakota and the occurrence of burglaries within the state. The strong positive correlation indicated that as the number of architects increased, so did the frequency of burglaries. This intriguing relationship challenges conventional wisdom and prompts a reevaluation of the potential impact of architectural presence on criminal activity within the state.
The observed r-squared value of 0.4862178 further elucidated the extent to which variations in the number of architects can explain the fluctuations in burglary rates. Nearly 50% of the variation in burglary occurrences could be accounted for by the changes in the number of architects, highlighting the substantial influence architects may wield in shaping the criminogenic landscape of North Dakota.
Notably, the scatterplot in Fig. 1 visually encapsulates the robust positive correlation between the number of architects and burglary rates, reaffirming the statistical findings with a compelling graphical representation. The figure serves as a striking testament to the unexpected and complex interplay between architectural presence and criminal behavior, challenging traditional perceptions and beckoning further exploration into this captivating association.
The implications of this correlation transcend the realms of architecture and criminology, delving into the enigmatic interconnections between creative professions and societal deviance. The findings beckon a reevaluation of the role of architects in shaping not only physical structures but also the intricate tapestries of human behavior within the built environment. As this study advances our understanding of the interwoven dynamics at play, it sparks new avenues of inquiry and prompts a reconsideration of the conventional boundaries between artistic creation and criminal conduct.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



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[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, the findings of this study intriguingly unravel the unexpected relationship between the number of architects and the occurrence of burglaries in North Dakota. The robust positive correlation challenges conventional wisdom and prompts a reevaluation of the potential impact of architectural presence on criminal activity within the state. It seems that as the architectural community thrived, so did the activities of those with a penchant for prowl. The statistical significance and the visually compelling scatterplot in Fig. 1 provide compelling evidence of this unlikely alliance.

One might ponder how the creative inclinations of architects could possibly influence criminal behavior. Perhaps it is the irresistibly unique designs that attract both admirers and intruders alike. Or maybe the intricate architectural theories inadvertently serve as a guide for both builders and breakers. While this study does not aim to pass judgment on the architectural community, it does shed light on the intricate interplay between urban planning, architectural design, and criminal behavior.

This unexpected correlation poses fascinating questions and beckons further inquiry into the nuanced ways in which creative professions may intersect with societal deviance. However, it is our professional opinion that no further research is needed in this area, as we should likely leave the architects alone and focus on other factors influencing burglaries.


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The Journal of Rogue Architectural Influence


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User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Breaking and Building: The Correlation Between Burglaries in North Dakota and the Number of Architects. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

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The Institute for Architectural Criminology


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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Breaking and Building: The Correlation Between Burglaries in North Dakota and the Number of Architects with an abstract of This study investigates the intriguing relationship between the occurrence of burglaries in North Dakota and the quantity of architects practicing within the state. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2003 to 2022, the research team meticulously analyzed the potential connection. Remarkably, a correlation coefficient of 0.6972932 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 emerged from the analysis, indicating a robust relationship. The implications of this surprising correlation are both intriguing and thought-provoking, shedding light on potential socio-economic dynamics and architectural influences in the realm of criminal behavior within the state. This study not only advances our understanding of the interplay between crime and the built environment but also provides a refreshing perspective into the enigmatic world of architectural impact.

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burglaries, North Dakota, architects, correlation, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, Bureau of Labor Statistics, crime, built environment, socio-economic dynamics, criminal behavior

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Data details

Burglaries in North Dakota
Detailed data title: The burglary rate per 100,000 residents in North Dakota
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Burglaries in North Dakota

The number of architects in North Dakota
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of architects, except landscape and naval in North Dakota
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of architects in North Dakota

Correlation r = 0.6972932 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.4862178 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 48.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of architects in North Dakota) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Burglaries in North Dakota) over the 20 years from 2003 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00063. 0.0006326656335874919000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.7 in 0.063% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,581 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.37, 0.87 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Burglaries in North Dakota (Burglary rate)309.3320.6321.9409361.7364.2375.1296.5359346.3411.5371.7435.5429.9390.2361.7346.5417.6399357.9
The number of architects in North Dakota (Laborers)150170150170200250200130150150180180240260240160200220200190




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([309.3,320.6,321.9,409,361.7,364.2,375.1,296.5,359,346.3,411.5,371.7,435.5,429.9,390.2,361.7,346.5,417.6,399,357.9,])
array_2 = np.array([150,170,150,170,200,250,200,130,150,150,180,180,240,260,240,160,200,220,200,190,])
array_1_name = "Burglaries in North Dakota"
array_2_name = "The number of architects in North Dakota"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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