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As Cottage cheese consumption curdled, it led to a whey decrease in gas production, ultimately reducing the fire risk. It seems that when it comes to arson in Utah, the old saying rings true: where there’s no whey, there’s no flambé!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image in the style of pop art depicting a cozy kitchen in Utah, with a person sitting by the fireplace, enjoying a bowl of cottage cheese. The person is relaxed, with a warm, comfortable expression. The cottage cheese in the bowl appears to be curdling slightly, creating an interesting texture. Meanwhile, outside the window, a person is holding a match, looking at the house. However, they decide not to start a fire due to the reduced risk, reflecting a sense of relief and safety. The colors are bold and vibrant, with clean, graphic lines to capture the essence of pop art. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Cottage cheese consumption and Arson in Utah. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A Discovery magazine cover image Futuristic Pop art Pop art Low poly
ChatGPT: Pop art
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Cottage cheese consumption and Arson in Utah, in the following situation: As Cottage cheese consumption curdled, it led to a whey decrease in gas production, ultimately reducing the fire risk. It seems that when it comes to arson in Utah, the old saying rings true: where there’s no whey, there’s no flambé!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a cozy kitchen in Utah, a person is enjoying a bowl of cottage cheese while sitting by the fireplace. As they eat, the cottage cheese seems to curdle slightly, and as a result, the gas production decreases. Outside, a person with a match looks at the house but then decides not to start a fire due to the reduced risk.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Pop art ] and depicting this scene: In a cozy kitchen in Utah, a person is enjoying a bowl of cottage cheese while sitting by the fireplace. As they eat, the cottage cheese seems to curdle slightly, and as a result, the gas production decreases. Outside, a person with a match looks at the house but then decides not to start a fire due to the reduced risk. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image in the style of pop art depicting a cozy kitchen in Utah, with a person sitting by the fireplace, enjoying a bowl of cottage cheese. The person is relaxed, with a warm, comfortable expression. The cottage cheese in the bowl appears to be curdling slightly, creating an interesting texture. Meanwhile, outside the window, a person is holding a match, looking at the house. However, they decide not to start a fire due to the reduced risk, reflecting a sense of relief and safety. The colors are bold and vibrant, with clean, graphic lines to capture the essence of pop art.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Cottage cheese consumption caused Arson in Utah to decrease. Include one good pun.
AI academic paper
The Curdled Causation: Investigating the Cheese-arson Link in Utah The Journal of Culinary Criminology Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Arson in Utah. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.
Your research team used data from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8320890 and p < 0.01 for 1990 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Curdled Causation: Investigating the Cheese-arson Link in Utah
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing relationship between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents in the state of Utah. Utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services over the span of 1990 to 2021, we rigorously examined the statistical association between these seemingly unrelated factors. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8320890, with a p-value less than 0.01, suggesting a significant link between the two variables. Our analysis presents a curdled causation that may defy conventional wisdom, challenging the cheese-related arson stereotype. We thoroughly discuss the implications of these unexpected findings and propose potential avenues for further research, all while keeping a sharp eye on the cheesy puns that tend to accompany such investigations.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Arson in Utah. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Curdled Causation: Investigating the Cheese-arson Link in Utah
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing relationship between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents in the state of Utah. Utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services over the span of 1990 to 2021, we rigorously examined the statistical association between these seemingly unrelated factors. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8320890, with a p-value less than 0.01, suggesting a significant link between the two variables. Our analysis presents a curdled causation that may defy conventional wisdom, challenging the cheese-related arson stereotype. We thoroughly discuss the implications of these unexpected findings and propose potential avenues for further research, all while keeping a sharp eye on the cheesy puns that tend to accompany such investigations.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Cheese and arson - two words that are not often found in the same sentence, let alone in the same research study. However, as the saying goes, "where there's smoke, there's fire," and in this case, where there's cottage cheese, there may just be a blazing correlation. The purpose of this paper is to shed light on the complex and unexpected relationship between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents in the state of Utah.
At first glance, one might be inclined to dismiss the idea of any connection between these two variables as utterly preposterous, akin to the notion that statistical analyses can sometimes be "grater" than they appear. However, as researchers, it is our duty to approach each inquiry with an open mind and a healthy dose of skepticism, while also remaining ever vigilant for opportunities to sprinkle in a little humor amidst the data.
The importance of this investigation cannot be overstated, as it presents a unique opportunity to challenge prevailing assumptions and delve into the unexplored depths of cheese-related mischief. Plus, who wouldn't want to be involved in an inquiry that promises to be "feta" than fiction?
Our findings from this study are not just a result of "gouda" luck or sheer "provolone" speculation. Through rigorous statistical analysis spanning over three decades, we have uncovered a correlation coefficient that is as strong as the scent of a ripe camembert. Our data crunching has revealed a coefficient of 0.8320890, with a p-value that would make even the most skeptical researcher exclaim, "That's cheddar believe!" These results suggest a significant association between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents, disrupting the age-old narrative that cheese consumption is always a "brie-zy" venture.
In the following sections, we will meticulously dissect our methodology, scrutinize the intricacies of the data, and brie-fly explore the implications of our findings. Additionally, we will provolone-culate potential explanations for this unexpected correlation and propose avenues for future research. Throughout this academic journey, we promise to maintain a light-hearted approach, because let's face it, nobody likes a research paper that's as dry as unbuttered toast.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Arson in Utah. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Curdled Causation: Investigating the Cheese-arson Link in Utah
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing relationship between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents in the state of Utah. Utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services over the span of 1990 to 2021, we rigorously examined the statistical association between these seemingly unrelated factors. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8320890, with a p-value less than 0.01, suggesting a significant link between the two variables. Our analysis presents a curdled causation that may defy conventional wisdom, challenging the cheese-related arson stereotype. We thoroughly discuss the implications of these unexpected findings and propose potential avenues for further research, all while keeping a sharp eye on the cheesy puns that tend to accompany such investigations.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Cheese and arson - two words that are not often found in the same sentence, let alone in the same research study. However, as the saying goes, "where there's smoke, there's fire," and in this case, where there's cottage cheese, there may just be a blazing correlation. The purpose of this paper is to shed light on the complex and unexpected relationship between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents in the state of Utah.
At first glance, one might be inclined to dismiss the idea of any connection between these two variables as utterly preposterous, akin to the notion that statistical analyses can sometimes be "grater" than they appear. However, as researchers, it is our duty to approach each inquiry with an open mind and a healthy dose of skepticism, while also remaining ever vigilant for opportunities to sprinkle in a little humor amidst the data.
The importance of this investigation cannot be overstated, as it presents a unique opportunity to challenge prevailing assumptions and delve into the unexplored depths of cheese-related mischief. Plus, who wouldn't want to be involved in an inquiry that promises to be "feta" than fiction?
Our findings from this study are not just a result of "gouda" luck or sheer "provolone" speculation. Through rigorous statistical analysis spanning over three decades, we have uncovered a correlation coefficient that is as strong as the scent of a ripe camembert. Our data crunching has revealed a coefficient of 0.8320890, with a p-value that would make even the most skeptical researcher exclaim, "That's cheddar believe!" These results suggest a significant association between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents, disrupting the age-old narrative that cheese consumption is always a "brie-zy" venture.
In the following sections, we will meticulously dissect our methodology, scrutinize the intricacies of the data, and brie-fly explore the implications of our findings. Additionally, we will provolone-culate potential explanations for this unexpected correlation and propose avenues for future research. Throughout this academic journey, we promise to maintain a light-hearted approach, because let's face it, nobody likes a research paper that's as dry as unbuttered toast.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The potential link between cottage cheese consumption and arson in Utah may seem as improbable as squirrels holding book club meetings, yet the findings from multiple studies have surprisingly hinted at a connection. Smith (2010) conducted a cross-sectional analysis of dairy product consumption and criminal activity, revealing an unexpected positive correlation between cottage cheese intake and incidents of arson, burglary, and other fire-related offenses. Doe (2015) further explored this intriguing association, emphasizing the need for more research to unravel the mysterious cheese-arson link. Jones et al. (2018) delved into the psychological underpinnings of cheese-related criminal behavior, proposing a "cheddar centric" theory of deviant motivations.
While the initial scholarly investigations paved the way for this study, it is important to broaden our perspective by considering non-fiction literature that may shed light on the subject. In "The Big Cheese: A History of Dairy Products in the West," the authors examine the cultural significance of cottage cheese and its potential influence on societal behaviors, including the propensity for pyromania. Furthermore, "The Arsonist's Guide to Writers' Homes in New England" offers a gripping tale that, while not directly related to cheese, certainly stokes the flames of intrigue in criminal behavior.
Turning to the realm of fiction, "The Cheese Monkeys" by Chip Kidd might seem purely tangential, exploring the art and design world, but it raises fundamental questions about the impact of cheese consumption on creative impulses - including the somewhat unlikely inspiration for fiery mischief. Adding a cinematic twist, "The Great Outdoors" (1988) starring Dan Aykroyd and John Candy presents a whimsical portrayal of family dynamics and cottage cheese consumption amidst outdoor escapades, offering a curious backdrop for our academic inquiry.
As we traverse through this literature landscape, it is evident that the cottage cheese-arson connection is not just a mere figment of imagination, but a subject worthy of serious scientific investigation. Our exploration will continue by dissecting the intricacies of this unusual correlation, all while keeping our pun game as sharp as a well-aged cheddar.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Arson in Utah. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1990 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Curdled Causation: Investigating the Cheese-arson Link in Utah
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing relationship between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents in the state of Utah. Utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services over the span of 1990 to 2021, we rigorously examined the statistical association between these seemingly unrelated factors. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8320890, with a p-value less than 0.01, suggesting a significant link between the two variables. Our analysis presents a curdled causation that may defy conventional wisdom, challenging the cheese-related arson stereotype. We thoroughly discuss the implications of these unexpected findings and propose potential avenues for further research, all while keeping a sharp eye on the cheesy puns that tend to accompany such investigations.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Cheese and arson - two words that are not often found in the same sentence, let alone in the same research study. However, as the saying goes, "where there's smoke, there's fire," and in this case, where there's cottage cheese, there may just be a blazing correlation. The purpose of this paper is to shed light on the complex and unexpected relationship between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents in the state of Utah.
At first glance, one might be inclined to dismiss the idea of any connection between these two variables as utterly preposterous, akin to the notion that statistical analyses can sometimes be "grater" than they appear. However, as researchers, it is our duty to approach each inquiry with an open mind and a healthy dose of skepticism, while also remaining ever vigilant for opportunities to sprinkle in a little humor amidst the data.
The importance of this investigation cannot be overstated, as it presents a unique opportunity to challenge prevailing assumptions and delve into the unexplored depths of cheese-related mischief. Plus, who wouldn't want to be involved in an inquiry that promises to be "feta" than fiction?
Our findings from this study are not just a result of "gouda" luck or sheer "provolone" speculation. Through rigorous statistical analysis spanning over three decades, we have uncovered a correlation coefficient that is as strong as the scent of a ripe camembert. Our data crunching has revealed a coefficient of 0.8320890, with a p-value that would make even the most skeptical researcher exclaim, "That's cheddar believe!" These results suggest a significant association between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents, disrupting the age-old narrative that cheese consumption is always a "brie-zy" venture.
In the following sections, we will meticulously dissect our methodology, scrutinize the intricacies of the data, and brie-fly explore the implications of our findings. Additionally, we will provolone-culate potential explanations for this unexpected correlation and propose avenues for future research. Throughout this academic journey, we promise to maintain a light-hearted approach, because let's face it, nobody likes a research paper that's as dry as unbuttered toast.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To investigate the tantalizing connection between cottage cheese consumption and the occurrence of arson in Utah, our research team embarked on a journey that was as complex and multi-layered as a perfectly crafted cheese soufflé. We began by meticulously collecting data from a variety of sources across the internet, carefully selecting information from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services.
Our data set covered a substantial period, spanning from 1990 to 2021, ensuring that we had a robust foundation for our statistical analysis – after all, we wanted to ensure that our conclusions were as aged and sharp as a fine cheddar.
Once we had harnessed this treasure trove of data, we employed a series of statistical methods that were as elegant and precise as a well-executed cheese tasting. Initially, we conducted a comprehensive data cleaning process, meticulously sifting through the information we had gathered to ensure that we were working with the purest, highest-quality data.
Next, we employed a multivariate regression analysis to uncover any potential relationships between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents in Utah. Our statistical model was as meticulous and thorough as a master cheesemaker perfecting the art of crafting a delicately balanced cheese blend.
Moreover, we conducted a time-series analysis to detect any temporal patterns in the data, ensuring that we could capture the dynamic interplay between cheese consumption and arson incidents over the decades. This analysis was crucial in ensuring that we didn't miss any nuanced nuances that might have otherwise remained undetected.
As is customary in rigorous scientific inquiry, we also conducted a series of robustness checks, validating our findings through various sensitivity analyses and diagnostic tests. We wanted to affirm that our results were as reliable and resilient as a well-aged Parmigiano-Reggiano.
In the end, our methodology was not simply about crunching numbers – it was about crafting a narrative that was as rich and flavorful as a perfectly matured Stilton. We embraced a holistic approach that blended statistical rigor, methodological transparency, and a touch of irreverent humor, ensuring that our research journey was as enjoyable as a decadent cheese platter.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Arson in Utah. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .
For the time period 1990 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8320890, r-squared of 0.6923720, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Curdled Causation: Investigating the Cheese-arson Link in Utah
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing relationship between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents in the state of Utah. Utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services over the span of 1990 to 2021, we rigorously examined the statistical association between these seemingly unrelated factors. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8320890, with a p-value less than 0.01, suggesting a significant link between the two variables. Our analysis presents a curdled causation that may defy conventional wisdom, challenging the cheese-related arson stereotype. We thoroughly discuss the implications of these unexpected findings and propose potential avenues for further research, all while keeping a sharp eye on the cheesy puns that tend to accompany such investigations.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Cheese and arson - two words that are not often found in the same sentence, let alone in the same research study. However, as the saying goes, "where there's smoke, there's fire," and in this case, where there's cottage cheese, there may just be a blazing correlation. The purpose of this paper is to shed light on the complex and unexpected relationship between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents in the state of Utah.
At first glance, one might be inclined to dismiss the idea of any connection between these two variables as utterly preposterous, akin to the notion that statistical analyses can sometimes be "grater" than they appear. However, as researchers, it is our duty to approach each inquiry with an open mind and a healthy dose of skepticism, while also remaining ever vigilant for opportunities to sprinkle in a little humor amidst the data.
The importance of this investigation cannot be overstated, as it presents a unique opportunity to challenge prevailing assumptions and delve into the unexplored depths of cheese-related mischief. Plus, who wouldn't want to be involved in an inquiry that promises to be "feta" than fiction?
Our findings from this study are not just a result of "gouda" luck or sheer "provolone" speculation. Through rigorous statistical analysis spanning over three decades, we have uncovered a correlation coefficient that is as strong as the scent of a ripe camembert. Our data crunching has revealed a coefficient of 0.8320890, with a p-value that would make even the most skeptical researcher exclaim, "That's cheddar believe!" These results suggest a significant association between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents, disrupting the age-old narrative that cheese consumption is always a "brie-zy" venture.
In the following sections, we will meticulously dissect our methodology, scrutinize the intricacies of the data, and brie-fly explore the implications of our findings. Additionally, we will provolone-culate potential explanations for this unexpected correlation and propose avenues for future research. Throughout this academic journey, we promise to maintain a light-hearted approach, because let's face it, nobody likes a research paper that's as dry as unbuttered toast.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
Our thorough investigation into the potential connection between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents in Utah has unearthed some truly "grate" findings. After analyzing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning the years 1990 to 2021, we stumbled upon a correlation coefficient of 0.8320890, along with an r-squared of 0.6923720, and a p-value of less than 0.01. These results suggest a strong and statistically significant relationship between the consumption of cottage cheese and the occurrence of arson in the Beehive State.
To visually encapsulate the magnitude of this astonishing discovery, we have included Figure 1, a scatterplot that vividly captures the undeniable correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables. It's clear from the figure that the relationship is as crystal clear as a block of fresh cheddar and as solid as a wheel of aged gouda.
Our research not only illuminates an unexpected association between cottage cheese and arson but also challenges the common misconception that cheese-related activities are always "brie-zy" and innocuous. We've peeled back the layers of assumptions to present a "gouda" laugh and provoke some serious contemplation about the deeper implications of dairy products on deviant behavior.
It is worth noting that while our findings may raise a few eyebrows, it's essential to approach them with a slice of skepticism and "cheddar" some light on further investigation. We are, after all, in the pursuit of knowledge and enlightenment, not just cheese-based shenanigans.
In the subsequent sections, we will delve into the intellectual e-dairy of the cheese-arson phenomenon, discussing potential mechanisms underlying this unexpected linkage and proposing avenues for future research that are as promising as a freshly opened block of parmesan. Prepare to accompany us on a journey that will be "feta"-stic, thought-provoking, and a tad "cheesy" in the best way possible.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Arson in Utah. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
The Curdled Causation: Investigating the Cheese-arson Link in Utah
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing relationship between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents in the state of Utah. Utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services over the span of 1990 to 2021, we rigorously examined the statistical association between these seemingly unrelated factors. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8320890, with a p-value less than 0.01, suggesting a significant link between the two variables. Our analysis presents a curdled causation that may defy conventional wisdom, challenging the cheese-related arson stereotype. We thoroughly discuss the implications of these unexpected findings and propose potential avenues for further research, all while keeping a sharp eye on the cheesy puns that tend to accompany such investigations.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The potential link between cottage cheese consumption and arson in Utah may seem as improbable as squirrels holding book club meetings, yet the findings from multiple studies have surprisingly hinted at a connection. Smith (2010) conducted a cross-sectional analysis of dairy product consumption and criminal activity, revealing an unexpected positive correlation between cottage cheese intake and incidents of arson, burglary, and other fire-related offenses. Doe (2015) further explored this intriguing association, emphasizing the need for more research to unravel the mysterious cheese-arson link. Jones et al. (2018) delved into the psychological underpinnings of cheese-related criminal behavior, proposing a "cheddar centric" theory of deviant motivations.
While the initial scholarly investigations paved the way for this study, it is important to broaden our perspective by considering non-fiction literature that may shed light on the subject. In "The Big Cheese: A History of Dairy Products in the West," the authors examine the cultural significance of cottage cheese and its potential influence on societal behaviors, including the propensity for pyromania. Furthermore, "The Arsonist's Guide to Writers' Homes in New England" offers a gripping tale that, while not directly related to cheese, certainly stokes the flames of intrigue in criminal behavior.
Turning to the realm of fiction, "The Cheese Monkeys" by Chip Kidd might seem purely tangential, exploring the art and design world, but it raises fundamental questions about the impact of cheese consumption on creative impulses - including the somewhat unlikely inspiration for fiery mischief. Adding a cinematic twist, "The Great Outdoors" (1988) starring Dan Aykroyd and John Candy presents a whimsical portrayal of family dynamics and cottage cheese consumption amidst outdoor escapades, offering a curious backdrop for our academic inquiry.
As we traverse through this literature landscape, it is evident that the cottage cheese-arson connection is not just a mere figment of imagination, but a subject worthy of serious scientific investigation. Our exploration will continue by dissecting the intricacies of this unusual correlation, all while keeping our pun game as sharp as a well-aged cheddar.
[[RESULTS]]
Our thorough investigation into the potential connection between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents in Utah has unearthed some truly "grate" findings. After analyzing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning the years 1990 to 2021, we stumbled upon a correlation coefficient of 0.8320890, along with an r-squared of 0.6923720, and a p-value of less than 0.01. These results suggest a strong and statistically significant relationship between the consumption of cottage cheese and the occurrence of arson in the Beehive State.
To visually encapsulate the magnitude of this astonishing discovery, we have included Figure 1, a scatterplot that vividly captures the undeniable correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables. It's clear from the figure that the relationship is as crystal clear as a block of fresh cheddar and as solid as a wheel of aged gouda.
Our research not only illuminates an unexpected association between cottage cheese and arson but also challenges the common misconception that cheese-related activities are always "brie-zy" and innocuous. We've peeled back the layers of assumptions to present a "gouda" laugh and provoke some serious contemplation about the deeper implications of dairy products on deviant behavior.
It is worth noting that while our findings may raise a few eyebrows, it's essential to approach them with a slice of skepticism and "cheddar" some light on further investigation. We are, after all, in the pursuit of knowledge and enlightenment, not just cheese-based shenanigans.
In the subsequent sections, we will delve into the intellectual e-dairy of the cheese-arson phenomenon, discussing potential mechanisms underlying this unexpected linkage and proposing avenues for future research that are as promising as a freshly opened block of parmesan. Prepare to accompany us on a journey that will be "feta"-stic, thought-provoking, and a tad "cheesy" in the best way possible.
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Your response should start like this:
[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
The results of our research have not only brought to light a compelling correlation between cottage cheese consumption and arson in Utah but have also caused quite a stir, much like a stirring of a rich, creamy cheese fondue. As we saunter through the labyrinthine depths of this curiously 'grate' connection, we find ourselves pondering the tantalizing question: what could possibly link these seemingly unrelated factors?
Our findings echo the sentiments of Smith (2010) and Doe (2015), who hinted at a potential association between dairy product consumption and criminal activities. These results add a new dimension to the body of knowledge surrounding the enigmatic relationship between cheese and deviant behavior, offering empirical evidence to substantiate the 'cheddar-centric' theory put forth by Jones et al. (2018). Our research has contributed to dispelling the myth that cheese-related activities are always benign and has instead unveiled a darker, more 'gouda' truth.
The remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8320890 and the strikingly low p-value affirm the statistical significance of the cheese-arson link, resonating with the initial scholarly investigations that paved the way for this study. This unexpected alliance between cottage cheese and criminal mischief challenges conventional assumptions, compelling us to 'brie-ly' consider the profound impact of dairy products on aberrant behaviors.
Though our findings may initially appear as puzzling as a Swiss cheese without holes, they urge us to peel back the layers of presumption and delve deeper into the psychosocial, cultural, and perhaps even gastronomical factors underpinning this intriguing correlation. Our study not only highlights the need for further exploration but also serves as a testament to the unpredictable and deliciously 'gouda' nature of scientific inquiry.
In the pursuit of knowledge, we must not shy away from ventures that may seem as unconventional as dipping graham crackers in melted cheese but embrace them with the same zest that accompanies a well-executed experiment. As we chart a course for future research, we must remain vigilant against the 'blue cheese effect' – the tendency to succumb to the pungent allure of unsupported conclusions – and instead, adopt a stance as resilient as an aged parmesan, unwavering in our commitment to unraveling the mysteries of cheese-related criminal behavior. Stay tuned for the 'feta'-stic journey ahead, as we continue to churn out data and analysis that promise to be as a-'grate' as a sprinkle of freshly grated pecorino.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Arson in Utah. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Curdled Causation: Investigating the Cheese-arson Link in Utah
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing relationship between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents in the state of Utah. Utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services over the span of 1990 to 2021, we rigorously examined the statistical association between these seemingly unrelated factors. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8320890, with a p-value less than 0.01, suggesting a significant link between the two variables. Our analysis presents a curdled causation that may defy conventional wisdom, challenging the cheese-related arson stereotype. We thoroughly discuss the implications of these unexpected findings and propose potential avenues for further research, all while keeping a sharp eye on the cheesy puns that tend to accompany such investigations.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
Cheese and arson - two words that are not often found in the same sentence, let alone in the same research study. However, as the saying goes, "where there's smoke, there's fire," and in this case, where there's cottage cheese, there may just be a blazing correlation. The purpose of this paper is to shed light on the complex and unexpected relationship between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents in the state of Utah.
At first glance, one might be inclined to dismiss the idea of any connection between these two variables as utterly preposterous, akin to the notion that statistical analyses can sometimes be "grater" than they appear. However, as researchers, it is our duty to approach each inquiry with an open mind and a healthy dose of skepticism, while also remaining ever vigilant for opportunities to sprinkle in a little humor amidst the data.
The importance of this investigation cannot be overstated, as it presents a unique opportunity to challenge prevailing assumptions and delve into the unexplored depths of cheese-related mischief. Plus, who wouldn't want to be involved in an inquiry that promises to be "feta" than fiction?
Our findings from this study are not just a result of "gouda" luck or sheer "provolone" speculation. Through rigorous statistical analysis spanning over three decades, we have uncovered a correlation coefficient that is as strong as the scent of a ripe camembert. Our data crunching has revealed a coefficient of 0.8320890, with a p-value that would make even the most skeptical researcher exclaim, "That's cheddar believe!" These results suggest a significant association between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents, disrupting the age-old narrative that cheese consumption is always a "brie-zy" venture.
In the following sections, we will meticulously dissect our methodology, scrutinize the intricacies of the data, and brie-fly explore the implications of our findings. Additionally, we will provolone-culate potential explanations for this unexpected correlation and propose avenues for future research. Throughout this academic journey, we promise to maintain a light-hearted approach, because let's face it, nobody likes a research paper that's as dry as unbuttered toast.
[[RESULTS]]
Our thorough investigation into the potential connection between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents in Utah has unearthed some truly "grate" findings. After analyzing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning the years 1990 to 2021, we stumbled upon a correlation coefficient of 0.8320890, along with an r-squared of 0.6923720, and a p-value of less than 0.01. These results suggest a strong and statistically significant relationship between the consumption of cottage cheese and the occurrence of arson in the Beehive State.
To visually encapsulate the magnitude of this astonishing discovery, we have included Figure 1, a scatterplot that vividly captures the undeniable correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables. It's clear from the figure that the relationship is as crystal clear as a block of fresh cheddar and as solid as a wheel of aged gouda.
Our research not only illuminates an unexpected association between cottage cheese and arson but also challenges the common misconception that cheese-related activities are always "brie-zy" and innocuous. We've peeled back the layers of assumptions to present a "gouda" laugh and provoke some serious contemplation about the deeper implications of dairy products on deviant behavior.
It is worth noting that while our findings may raise a few eyebrows, it's essential to approach them with a slice of skepticism and "cheddar" some light on further investigation. We are, after all, in the pursuit of knowledge and enlightenment, not just cheese-based shenanigans.
In the subsequent sections, we will delve into the intellectual e-dairy of the cheese-arson phenomenon, discussing potential mechanisms underlying this unexpected linkage and proposing avenues for future research that are as promising as a freshly opened block of parmesan. Prepare to accompany us on a journey that will be "feta"-stic, thought-provoking, and a tad "cheesy" in the best way possible.
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Your response should start like this:
[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our investigation into the perplexing correlation between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents in Utah has revealed some truly "grate" insights. Our statistical analysis has unveiled a remarkably strong association between these seemingly unrelated variables, much like the irresistible pairing of wine and, well, more cheese.
While this unexpected connection may seem as bizarre as a lactose-intolerant mouse at a cheese festival, our findings cannot be "camembert." The numbers don't lie, and the results speak for themselves louder than a block of blue cheese left out in the sun.
We must not "brie" dismissive of these findings but rather embrace them with the same enthusiasm as we approach a delightful charcuterie board. It is time to "gouda" round and contemplate the potential implications of this cheese-arson linkage, and perhaps even consider implementing new crime prevention programs that involve distributing cheese samples instead of traditional neighborhood watch programs.
As tempting as it may be to delve deeper into this "grate" mystery, it is with a heavy heart that we declare an end to our research endeavors in this particular field. The cheesy shenanigans and statistical marvel we've uncovered leave us feeling "blue," but the time has come to bid adieu to this topic.
In the grand scheme of research pursuits, there are countless other avenues to explore, and we must "brie" steadfast in our quest to uncover the unknown, even if it means saying goodbye to the "feta"-stinating world of cheese-related arson. Let us "whey" our options and embark on new scholarly endeavors, leaving behind a legacy of curiously captivating findings and perhaps a few cheesy puns along the way.
No more research is needed in this area.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Curdled Causation: Investigating the Cheese-arson Link in Utah. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Culinary Criminology
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Curdled Causation: Investigating the Cheese-arson Link in Utah. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Institute for Dairy-Related Arson Studies
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Curdled Causation: Investigating the Cheese-arson Link in Utah with an abstract of This study delves into the intriguing relationship between cottage cheese consumption and arson incidents in the state of Utah. Utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services over the span of 1990 to 2021, we rigorously examined the statistical association between these seemingly unrelated factors. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8320890, with a p-value less than 0.01, suggesting a significant link between the two variables. Our analysis presents a curdled causation that may defy conventional wisdom, challenging the cheese-related arson stereotype. We thoroughly discuss the implications of these unexpected findings and propose potential avenues for further research, all while keeping a sharp eye on the cheesy puns that tend to accompany such investigations.
ChatGPT:
cottage cheese consumption, arson incidents, Utah, USDA data, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, statistical association, correlation coefficient, p-value, cheese-related arson stereotype, implications, further research, cheesy puns
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Data details
Cottage cheese consumptionDetailed data title: Per capita consumption of Cottage cheese in the US
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with Cottage cheese consumption
Arson in Utah
Detailed data title: The arson rate per 100,000 residents in Utah
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Arson in Utah
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.6923720 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 69.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Arson in Utah) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Cottage cheese consumption) over the 32 years from 1990 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.6E-9. 0.0000000035820514498457090000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.83 in 3.6E-7% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 279,169,636 random variables You don't actually need 279 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 31 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 31 because we have two variables measured over a period of 32 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.68, 0.92 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1995 | 1996 | 1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
Cottage cheese consumption (Pounds per person) | 3.3 | 3.2 | 3.1 | 2.9 | 2.8 | 2.7 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 2 | 1.9 |
Arson in Utah (Arson rate) | 22.1 | 27.6 | 25.6 | 17.7 | 26.4 | 24.9 | 21 | 19.8 | 21.2 | 19.4 | 8.7 | 18.3 | 19.5 | 15.4 | 11.4 | 13.7 | 14.2 | 12.6 | 11.4 | 12.1 | 10.2 | 10.4 | 9.8 | 8 | 9.9 | 8 | 8.6 | 7.3 | 6.3 | 6.7 | 9.8 | 8.3 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([3.3,3.2,3.1,2.9,2.8,2.7,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.7,2.7,2.6,2.6,2.3,2.4,2.3,2.3,2.3,2.1,2.1,2.1,2.2,2.1,2.1,2.1,2,1.9,])
array_2 = np.array([22.1,27.6,25.6,17.7,26.4,24.9,21,19.8,21.2,19.4,8.7,18.3,19.5,15.4,11.4,13.7,14.2,12.6,11.4,12.1,10.2,10.4,9.8,8,9.9,8,8.6,7.3,6.3,6.7,9.8,8.3,])
array_1_name = "Cottage cheese consumption"
array_2_name = "Arson in Utah"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 4218 · Black Variable ID: 556 · Red Variable ID: 20073