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As fewer theology and religious vocation graduates entered the workforce, there was a divine shift in the job market. The decreased spiritual presence led to a decrease in the need for heavenly stock trades in Utah. It seems even the stock market is not immune to the effects of karma. Remember, when it comes to the economy, sometimes the most unexpected connections can bear the cross of causation. Always keep an eye on the fluctuating values, whether it's of stocks or souls.Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create a detailed, realistic image of a serene, sunlit chapel with stained glass windows and ornate pews. Within the chapel, a small group of graduates dressed in academic regalia receive their Bachelor's degrees in theology and religious vocations. The graduates beam with pride as they hold their degrees aloft. Concurrently, in a bustling brokerage office in Utah, show a group of brokerage clerks diligently at work. Their desks are equipped with computers and stock trading terminals. Depict the diminishing number of clerks amid the hustle and bustle, symbolizing the declining need for heavenly stock trades. The serene, spiritual scene of the chapel juxtaposed with the busy, secular setting of the brokerage office should evoke the unexpected interplay between the sacred and the secular in the economy. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and The number of brokerage clerks in Utah. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: a meme Cute cartoon Magic realism Psychedelic A scene from Skyrim
ChatGPT: A scene from Skyrim
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and The number of brokerage clerks in Utah, in the following situation: As fewer theology and religious vocation graduates entered the workforce, there was a divine shift in the job market. The decreased spiritual presence led to a decrease in the need for heavenly stock trades in Utah. It seems even the stock market is not immune to the effects of karma. Remember, when it comes to the economy, sometimes the most unexpected connections can bear the cross of causation. Always keep an eye on the fluctuating values, whether it's of stocks or souls.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a serene, sunlit chapel, a small group of graduates in theology and religious vocations proudly receive their Bachelor's degrees. Meanwhile, in a bustling brokerage office in Utah, the number of brokerage clerks diligently at work dwindles as the need for heavenly stock trades declines. The surreal juxtaposition of the spiritual and financial realms reflects the unexpected interplay between the sacred and the secular in the economy.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A scene from Skyrim ] and depicting this scene: In a serene, sunlit chapel, a small group of graduates in theology and religious vocations proudly receive their Bachelor's degrees. Meanwhile, in a bustling brokerage office in Utah, the number of brokerage clerks diligently at work dwindles as the need for heavenly stock trades declines. The surreal juxtaposition of the spiritual and financial realms reflects the unexpected interplay between the sacred and the secular in the economy. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create a detailed, realistic image of a serene, sunlit chapel with stained glass windows and ornate pews. Within the chapel, a small group of graduates dressed in academic regalia receive their Bachelor's degrees in theology and religious vocations. The graduates beam with pride as they hold their degrees aloft. Concurrently, in a bustling brokerage office in Utah, show a group of brokerage clerks diligently at work. Their desks are equipped with computers and stock trading terminals. Depict the diminishing number of clerks amid the hustle and bustle, symbolizing the declining need for heavenly stock trades. The serene, spiritual scene of the chapel juxtaposed with the busy, secular setting of the brokerage office should evoke the unexpected interplay between the sacred and the secular in the economy.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations caused The number of brokerage clerks in Utah to decrease.\Make it sound serious until the end.
AI academic paper
The Divine Connection: Exploring the Correlation Between Theology Degrees and Brokerage Clerks in Utah Journal of Religious Economics Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and The number of brokerage clerks in Utah. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.
Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9380620 and p < 0.01 for 2012 to 2020.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Divine Connection: Exploring the Correlation Between Theology Degrees and Brokerage Clerks in Utah
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the curious relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in the state of Utah. While this connection may seem as unlikely as finding a stockbroker in a seminary, our team delved into the extensive data provided by the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to uncover some surprising insights. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we highlight a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9380620 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2020. Our findings shed light on the unanticipated parallels between the pursuit of divine knowledge and the realm of financial brokerage, sparking intriguing discussions that go beyond the conventional boundaries of academic exploration. Join us on this scholarly journey where numbers and spirituality intersect, and where even the most unexpected connections reveal themselves in the realm of statistical analysis.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and The number of brokerage clerks in Utah. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Divine Connection: Exploring the Correlation Between Theology Degrees and Brokerage Clerks in Utah
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the curious relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in the state of Utah. While this connection may seem as unlikely as finding a stockbroker in a seminary, our team delved into the extensive data provided by the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to uncover some surprising insights. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we highlight a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9380620 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2020. Our findings shed light on the unanticipated parallels between the pursuit of divine knowledge and the realm of financial brokerage, sparking intriguing discussions that go beyond the conventional boundaries of academic exploration. Join us on this scholarly journey where numbers and spirituality intersect, and where even the most unexpected connections reveal themselves in the realm of statistical analysis.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of academia and finance is a territory often left uncharted, much like attempting to navigate the labyrinthine regulations of tax law or comprehending the complex world of cryptocurrency. However, in this study, we aim to elucidate a rather unconventional correlation - the connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in the state of Utah.
One might assume that these two fields are as disparate as night and day, or as incongruent as trying to match socks from the dryer - an endeavor that seems to stymie even the most ardent of laundry aficionados. Yet, armed with specialized statistical tools and a penchant for unearthing unexpected relationships, our research team embarked on this academic odyssey to discern whether a tangible link exists between the pursuit of divine knowledge and the labyrinthine world of financial brokerage.
Our endeavor is not unlike detective work, akin to Sherlock Holmes scrutinizing minutiae or Hercule Poirot observing minor details with a quizzical gaze. With the aid of data meticulously compiled by the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we engaged in rigorous examination and statistical scrutiny to unravel the enigmatic connection that existed, shrouded beneath layers of numerical complexities.
Akin to a magnum opus, this study reveals an astonishingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9380620, a statistical revelation that rivals the discovery of a rare gem amidst a trove of pebbles. Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2020 beckons attention, akin to a beacon of statistical significance casting its luminous glow across the often murky sea of data.
As we navigate through the salient findings of our investigation, we invite readers to embark on this scholarly excursion with us. Through the lens of empirical analysis, we seek to illuminate the unorthodox parallels that link the pursuit of spiritual enlightenment and the intricacies of financial brokering, with an undercurrent of humor and an appreciation for the unexpected moments of revelatory insight. So, brace yourselves for a journey that transcends the conventional boundaries of academic inquiry, for within the realm of statistical analysis lies a tapestry where numbers and spirituality intertwine, revealing connections that lay beyond the purview of conventional scholarly exploration.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and The number of brokerage clerks in Utah. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading CVS receipts.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Divine Connection: Exploring the Correlation Between Theology Degrees and Brokerage Clerks in Utah
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the curious relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in the state of Utah. While this connection may seem as unlikely as finding a stockbroker in a seminary, our team delved into the extensive data provided by the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to uncover some surprising insights. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we highlight a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9380620 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2020. Our findings shed light on the unanticipated parallels between the pursuit of divine knowledge and the realm of financial brokerage, sparking intriguing discussions that go beyond the conventional boundaries of academic exploration. Join us on this scholarly journey where numbers and spirituality intersect, and where even the most unexpected connections reveal themselves in the realm of statistical analysis.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of academia and finance is a territory often left uncharted, much like attempting to navigate the labyrinthine regulations of tax law or comprehending the complex world of cryptocurrency. However, in this study, we aim to elucidate a rather unconventional correlation - the connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in the state of Utah.
One might assume that these two fields are as disparate as night and day, or as incongruent as trying to match socks from the dryer - an endeavor that seems to stymie even the most ardent of laundry aficionados. Yet, armed with specialized statistical tools and a penchant for unearthing unexpected relationships, our research team embarked on this academic odyssey to discern whether a tangible link exists between the pursuit of divine knowledge and the labyrinthine world of financial brokerage.
Our endeavor is not unlike detective work, akin to Sherlock Holmes scrutinizing minutiae or Hercule Poirot observing minor details with a quizzical gaze. With the aid of data meticulously compiled by the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we engaged in rigorous examination and statistical scrutiny to unravel the enigmatic connection that existed, shrouded beneath layers of numerical complexities.
Akin to a magnum opus, this study reveals an astonishingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9380620, a statistical revelation that rivals the discovery of a rare gem amidst a trove of pebbles. Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2020 beckons attention, akin to a beacon of statistical significance casting its luminous glow across the often murky sea of data.
As we navigate through the salient findings of our investigation, we invite readers to embark on this scholarly excursion with us. Through the lens of empirical analysis, we seek to illuminate the unorthodox parallels that link the pursuit of spiritual enlightenment and the intricacies of financial brokering, with an undercurrent of humor and an appreciation for the unexpected moments of revelatory insight. So, brace yourselves for a journey that transcends the conventional boundaries of academic inquiry, for within the realm of statistical analysis lies a tapestry where numbers and spirituality intertwine, revealing connections that lay beyond the purview of conventional scholarly exploration.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The examination of the relationship between academia and the financial industry has often been akin to navigating through a convoluted maze, similar to attempting to find the perfect avocado at the grocery store - a task that seems to elude even the most discerning of shoppers. A review of existing literature reveals a dearth of scholarly inquiry into the correlation between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and the presence of brokerage clerks, with most studies centering on more conventional relationships, leaving this intriguing connection as unexplored as the depths of the Mariana Trench or the complexities of understanding "Inception" after just one viewing.
Beginning with the study by Smith et al., which focused on the intersection of religious vocations and economic roles, there has been a minimal exploration of the potential linkages between divine studies and the world of finance. Similarly, in the work of Doe and Jones, the focus on vocational trends did not extend to the unexpected juxtaposition of theological education and brokerage occupations, leaving this unique correlation as unexamined as the mysteries of the Bermuda Triangle or the allure of a contrarian investment strategy.
However, delving into relevant non-fiction literature, books such as "The Theology of Finance" by Lorem and "Financial Ethics: A Theological Perspective" by Ipsum provide insightful perspectives on the ethical and moral dimensions of financial practices within the broader context of theological principles. These works hint at the potential confluence of these seemingly disparate fields, much like discovering an unexpected item in a genetic analysis report or finding a hidden gem in a dusty old bookstore.
Moving into the realm of fiction, titles such as "The Broker's Confession" by Fictional Author and "Divine Dollars: A Theological Mystery" by Imaginary Writer present imaginative scenarios where theological knowledge and financial acumen collide, as improbable as stumbling upon a unicorn at the New York Stock Exchange or encountering a wise sage dispensing investment advice in the halls of a seminary.
And now, in a departure from convention, the authors also conducted an unconventional exploration of the topic by scrutinizing a myriad of sources, including but not limited to, the writings found on the back of grocery store receipts, the musings of conspiracy theorists on public transit, and the cryptic messages found in fortune cookies. While the validity of these sources may be questionable, their unconventional nature mirrors the unexpected nature of the correlation under investigation.
As we progress into the heart of this scholarly pursuit, it becomes evident that the connection between theology degrees and brokerage occupations is not merely an academic enigma but a confluence of the sublime and the practical, akin to the meeting of spaghetti and ice cream in the culinary world or the union of cats and water in the realm of household harmony. The literature, both real and imaginary, point towards the unexplored potential of this correlation, leaving open the possibility of illuminating insights and unexpected revelations that lie beyond the confines of conventional scholarly exploration.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and The number of brokerage clerks in Utah. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2012 to 2020
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Divine Connection: Exploring the Correlation Between Theology Degrees and Brokerage Clerks in Utah
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the curious relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in the state of Utah. While this connection may seem as unlikely as finding a stockbroker in a seminary, our team delved into the extensive data provided by the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to uncover some surprising insights. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we highlight a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9380620 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2020. Our findings shed light on the unanticipated parallels between the pursuit of divine knowledge and the realm of financial brokerage, sparking intriguing discussions that go beyond the conventional boundaries of academic exploration. Join us on this scholarly journey where numbers and spirituality intersect, and where even the most unexpected connections reveal themselves in the realm of statistical analysis.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of academia and finance is a territory often left uncharted, much like attempting to navigate the labyrinthine regulations of tax law or comprehending the complex world of cryptocurrency. However, in this study, we aim to elucidate a rather unconventional correlation - the connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in the state of Utah.
One might assume that these two fields are as disparate as night and day, or as incongruent as trying to match socks from the dryer - an endeavor that seems to stymie even the most ardent of laundry aficionados. Yet, armed with specialized statistical tools and a penchant for unearthing unexpected relationships, our research team embarked on this academic odyssey to discern whether a tangible link exists between the pursuit of divine knowledge and the labyrinthine world of financial brokerage.
Our endeavor is not unlike detective work, akin to Sherlock Holmes scrutinizing minutiae or Hercule Poirot observing minor details with a quizzical gaze. With the aid of data meticulously compiled by the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we engaged in rigorous examination and statistical scrutiny to unravel the enigmatic connection that existed, shrouded beneath layers of numerical complexities.
Akin to a magnum opus, this study reveals an astonishingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9380620, a statistical revelation that rivals the discovery of a rare gem amidst a trove of pebbles. Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2020 beckons attention, akin to a beacon of statistical significance casting its luminous glow across the often murky sea of data.
As we navigate through the salient findings of our investigation, we invite readers to embark on this scholarly excursion with us. Through the lens of empirical analysis, we seek to illuminate the unorthodox parallels that link the pursuit of spiritual enlightenment and the intricacies of financial brokering, with an undercurrent of humor and an appreciation for the unexpected moments of revelatory insight. So, brace yourselves for a journey that transcends the conventional boundaries of academic inquiry, for within the realm of statistical analysis lies a tapestry where numbers and spirituality intertwine, revealing connections that lay beyond the purview of conventional scholarly exploration.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Our research methodology was designed with the precision of a watchmaker crafting a timepiece, and the thoroughness of a squirrel meticulously burying acorns for the winter. Through a blend of quantitative analysis and meticulous data collection, we aimed to unravel the enigmatic relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in the state of Utah.
Data Collection:
Like intrepid treasure hunters scouring the depths of the internet, we combed through a plethora of sources, not unlike archaeologists sifting through ancient ruins in search of historical artifacts. Our primary sources of data included the illustrious National Center for Education Statistics and the venerable Bureau of Labor Statistics. With unwavering determination, we gathered data spanning from 2012 to 2020, ensuring a comprehensive coverage of the relevant time period. The process of data collection was akin to assembling a jigsaw puzzle, meticulously piecing together fragmented information to form a coherent picture of the landscape of academia and finance.
Statistical Analysis:
Our statistical methodology was as robust as a sturdy bridge spanning a ravine, built to withstand the weight of empirical scrutiny. Employing advanced statistical techniques, we scrutinized the data with the precision of a hawk eyeing its prey from a lofty perch. The correlation coefficient, a stalwart measure of the relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in Utah, was calculated with the delicacy of a pastry chef measuring ingredients for a delectable confection. Furthermore, the determination of the p-value was conducted with the thoroughness of a detective interrogating a suspect, probing for evidence of statistical significance with an unwavering gaze.
Ethical Considerations:
Upholding the principles of academic integrity, our research endeavors adhered to the ethical standards that govern scholarly inquiry. We upheld transparency and rigor in our data collection and analysis, ensuring that our findings were rooted in empirical evidence rather than mere conjecture. Additionally, we maintained a commitment to impartiality, much like a wise old sage dispensing advice to seekers of knowledge, unfettered by biases or preconceived notions.
Limitations:
Like a ship navigating tumultuous waters, our research was not devoid of limitations. While our study provides valuable insights into the correlation between Theology degrees and brokerage clerks, it is essential to acknowledge the constraints inherent in the scope of our analysis. The dynamic nature of economic and occupational trends may engender complexity in attributing causality, akin to the intricate web woven by a crafty spider. Additionally, the specificity of our focus on Utah may introduce nuances that warrant contextual consideration in extrapolating findings to broader geographical domains.
In sum, our methodological approach exemplifies a fusion of precision, rigor, and ethical conduct, akin to a waltz between empirical analysis and scholarly integrity. Through the deployment of advanced statistical techniques and unwavering commitment to excellence, our research endeavors to shed light on the remarkable connections that bridge the realms of theology and financial occupation in the venerable state of Utah.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and The number of brokerage clerks in Utah. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .
For the time period 2012 to 2020, you found a correlation 0.9380620, r-squared of 0.8799603, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Divine Connection: Exploring the Correlation Between Theology Degrees and Brokerage Clerks in Utah
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the curious relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in the state of Utah. While this connection may seem as unlikely as finding a stockbroker in a seminary, our team delved into the extensive data provided by the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to uncover some surprising insights. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we highlight a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9380620 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2020. Our findings shed light on the unanticipated parallels between the pursuit of divine knowledge and the realm of financial brokerage, sparking intriguing discussions that go beyond the conventional boundaries of academic exploration. Join us on this scholarly journey where numbers and spirituality intersect, and where even the most unexpected connections reveal themselves in the realm of statistical analysis.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The intersection of academia and finance is a territory often left uncharted, much like attempting to navigate the labyrinthine regulations of tax law or comprehending the complex world of cryptocurrency. However, in this study, we aim to elucidate a rather unconventional correlation - the connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in the state of Utah.
One might assume that these two fields are as disparate as night and day, or as incongruent as trying to match socks from the dryer - an endeavor that seems to stymie even the most ardent of laundry aficionados. Yet, armed with specialized statistical tools and a penchant for unearthing unexpected relationships, our research team embarked on this academic odyssey to discern whether a tangible link exists between the pursuit of divine knowledge and the labyrinthine world of financial brokerage.
Our endeavor is not unlike detective work, akin to Sherlock Holmes scrutinizing minutiae or Hercule Poirot observing minor details with a quizzical gaze. With the aid of data meticulously compiled by the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we engaged in rigorous examination and statistical scrutiny to unravel the enigmatic connection that existed, shrouded beneath layers of numerical complexities.
Akin to a magnum opus, this study reveals an astonishingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9380620, a statistical revelation that rivals the discovery of a rare gem amidst a trove of pebbles. Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2020 beckons attention, akin to a beacon of statistical significance casting its luminous glow across the often murky sea of data.
As we navigate through the salient findings of our investigation, we invite readers to embark on this scholarly excursion with us. Through the lens of empirical analysis, we seek to illuminate the unorthodox parallels that link the pursuit of spiritual enlightenment and the intricacies of financial brokering, with an undercurrent of humor and an appreciation for the unexpected moments of revelatory insight. So, brace yourselves for a journey that transcends the conventional boundaries of academic inquiry, for within the realm of statistical analysis lies a tapestry where numbers and spirituality intertwine, revealing connections that lay beyond the purview of conventional scholarly exploration.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in the state of Utah has unveiled some truly fascinating insights. The computed correlation coefficient of 0.9380620 indicates an exceptionally strong positive relationship between these two seemingly disparate domains. It's as if theology and brokerage clerks are engaging in a celestial pas de deux, waltzing through the data with a surprising synchronicity that defies conventional expectations.
Further supporting this unexpected harmony, the r-squared value of 0.8799603 illustrates that a substantial 87.99% of the variation in the number of brokerage clerks in Utah can be explained by the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations. To put it simply, these two variables are not just passing acquaintances; they're in a serious statistical relationship, perhaps even contemplating matching 401(k)s and discussing the merits of mutual funds.
The p-value of less than 0.01 lends further credence to the significance of this correlation, essentially signaling that the likelihood of such a strong relationship occurring by pure chance is about as probable as stumbling upon a holy text in the fiction section of a bookstore. In other words, this divine connection between theology degrees and brokerage clerks in Utah is anything but random; it's as deliberate as a meticulously crafted symphony or a thoroughly researched investment portfolio.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) accompanying these results visually depicts the robust correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in Utah. If a picture is worth a thousand words, this scatterplot speaks volumes about the compelling bond between the pursuit of spiritual knowledge and the world of financial brokering, provoking contemplation that transcends mere statistical analysis.
In essence, our findings underscore the improbable yet undeniably strong connection between the realms of theology and financial brokerage, shedding light on a correlation that is as thought-provoking as it is unexpected. Through this revelatory exploration, we invite the academic community to join us in traversing the uncharted territory where numbers and spirituality converge, and where statistical analysis unveils the hidden threads that weave together the most unlikely companions.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and The number of brokerage clerks in Utah. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
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[[TITLE]]
The Divine Connection: Exploring the Correlation Between Theology Degrees and Brokerage Clerks in Utah
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the curious relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in the state of Utah. While this connection may seem as unlikely as finding a stockbroker in a seminary, our team delved into the extensive data provided by the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to uncover some surprising insights. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we highlight a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9380620 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2020. Our findings shed light on the unanticipated parallels between the pursuit of divine knowledge and the realm of financial brokerage, sparking intriguing discussions that go beyond the conventional boundaries of academic exploration. Join us on this scholarly journey where numbers and spirituality intersect, and where even the most unexpected connections reveal themselves in the realm of statistical analysis.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The examination of the relationship between academia and the financial industry has often been akin to navigating through a convoluted maze, similar to attempting to find the perfect avocado at the grocery store - a task that seems to elude even the most discerning of shoppers. A review of existing literature reveals a dearth of scholarly inquiry into the correlation between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and the presence of brokerage clerks, with most studies centering on more conventional relationships, leaving this intriguing connection as unexplored as the depths of the Mariana Trench or the complexities of understanding "Inception" after just one viewing.
Beginning with the study by Smith et al., which focused on the intersection of religious vocations and economic roles, there has been a minimal exploration of the potential linkages between divine studies and the world of finance. Similarly, in the work of Doe and Jones, the focus on vocational trends did not extend to the unexpected juxtaposition of theological education and brokerage occupations, leaving this unique correlation as unexamined as the mysteries of the Bermuda Triangle or the allure of a contrarian investment strategy.
However, delving into relevant non-fiction literature, books such as "The Theology of Finance" by Lorem and "Financial Ethics: A Theological Perspective" by Ipsum provide insightful perspectives on the ethical and moral dimensions of financial practices within the broader context of theological principles. These works hint at the potential confluence of these seemingly disparate fields, much like discovering an unexpected item in a genetic analysis report or finding a hidden gem in a dusty old bookstore.
Moving into the realm of fiction, titles such as "The Broker's Confession" by Fictional Author and "Divine Dollars: A Theological Mystery" by Imaginary Writer present imaginative scenarios where theological knowledge and financial acumen collide, as improbable as stumbling upon a unicorn at the New York Stock Exchange or encountering a wise sage dispensing investment advice in the halls of a seminary.
And now, in a departure from convention, the authors also conducted an unconventional exploration of the topic by scrutinizing a myriad of sources, including but not limited to, the writings found on the back of grocery store receipts, the musings of conspiracy theorists on public transit, and the cryptic messages found in fortune cookies. While the validity of these sources may be questionable, their unconventional nature mirrors the unexpected nature of the correlation under investigation.
As we progress into the heart of this scholarly pursuit, it becomes evident that the connection between theology degrees and brokerage occupations is not merely an academic enigma but a confluence of the sublime and the practical, akin to the meeting of spaghetti and ice cream in the culinary world or the union of cats and water in the realm of household harmony. The literature, both real and imaginary, point towards the unexplored potential of this correlation, leaving open the possibility of illuminating insights and unexpected revelations that lie beyond the confines of conventional scholarly exploration.
[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in the state of Utah has unveiled some truly fascinating insights. The computed correlation coefficient of 0.9380620 indicates an exceptionally strong positive relationship between these two seemingly disparate domains. It's as if theology and brokerage clerks are engaging in a celestial pas de deux, waltzing through the data with a surprising synchronicity that defies conventional expectations.
Further supporting this unexpected harmony, the r-squared value of 0.8799603 illustrates that a substantial 87.99% of the variation in the number of brokerage clerks in Utah can be explained by the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations. To put it simply, these two variables are not just passing acquaintances; they're in a serious statistical relationship, perhaps even contemplating matching 401(k)s and discussing the merits of mutual funds.
The p-value of less than 0.01 lends further credence to the significance of this correlation, essentially signaling that the likelihood of such a strong relationship occurring by pure chance is about as probable as stumbling upon a holy text in the fiction section of a bookstore. In other words, this divine connection between theology degrees and brokerage clerks in Utah is anything but random; it's as deliberate as a meticulously crafted symphony or a thoroughly researched investment portfolio.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) accompanying these results visually depicts the robust correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in Utah. If a picture is worth a thousand words, this scatterplot speaks volumes about the compelling bond between the pursuit of spiritual knowledge and the world of financial brokering, provoking contemplation that transcends mere statistical analysis.
In essence, our findings underscore the improbable yet undeniably strong connection between the realms of theology and financial brokerage, shedding light on a correlation that is as thought-provoking as it is unexpected. Through this revelatory exploration, we invite the academic community to join us in traversing the uncharted territory where numbers and spirituality converge, and where statistical analysis unveils the hidden threads that weave together the most unlikely companions.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
The discussion section is the academic equivalent of a post-game analysis or a debriefing session, where we unravel the intricacies of our findings and their implications with the gravitas of a librarian categorizing books and the wit of a stand-up comedian delivering a punchline. Our exploration of the correlation between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in Utah has led us down a path as unexpected as coming across a fortune teller at a stock exchange or a financial guru at a monastery – a journey that, much like a rollercoaster ride, offered both suspense and exhilaration.
Our results confirm the previous scholarly inquiries and establish a bond between theological education and the financial sector that’s as strong as a handshake between kindred spirits or the underlying resilience of a well-diversified investment portfolio. The positive correlation revealed in our analysis flies in the face of conventional wisdom, almost as if theology and brokerage clerks were secret dance partners performing a harmonious duet, much like Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers gliding across the silver screen.
Our findings align with prior research by Smith et al., hinting at the potential harmonization of religious callings and economic vocations, much like the serendipitous blend of salt and caramel in the world of gourmet confections. By delving further into this uncharted intersection, we've not just illuminated the relationship between these seemingly disparate domains; we’ve shone a spotlight on a correlation as captivating as a carefully constructed narrative or a well-timed punchline.
This unexpected connection, as outlandish as finding a pearl in an oyster or receiving stock tips from a monk, challenges traditional disciplinary boundaries and inspires contemplation about the intricate tapestry of human pursuits. Our research beckons scholars and enthusiasts alike to ponder the profound implications of this unconventional correlation, akin to the contemplation of the intricate symbiosis between bees and flowers or the compatibility of chips and salsa in the realm of culinary pairings.
In essence, our study doesn't just shed light on a numerical correlation; it uncovers a connection as palpable as the bond between the numbers of a balance sheet and the narrative of financial accomplishment, much like discovering a hidden treasure map in an ancient manuscript or perceiving the beauty in a seemingly dissonant musical composition. Our findings invite researchers to embrace unanticipated connections and explore the unforeseen, reminding us that scholarly pursuits, much like life itself, thrive on the discovery of unexpected patterns and meaningful synchronicities.
So, let’s embark on this scholarly quest – a grand adventure where theology and brokerage clerks engage in a dance of statistical significance, and where the unlikeliest of bonds reveal the underlying coherence in the diverse fabric of human endeavors.
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System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
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Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and The number of brokerage clerks in Utah. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Divine Connection: Exploring the Correlation Between Theology Degrees and Brokerage Clerks in Utah
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the curious relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in the state of Utah. While this connection may seem as unlikely as finding a stockbroker in a seminary, our team delved into the extensive data provided by the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to uncover some surprising insights. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we highlight a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9380620 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2020. Our findings shed light on the unanticipated parallels between the pursuit of divine knowledge and the realm of financial brokerage, sparking intriguing discussions that go beyond the conventional boundaries of academic exploration. Join us on this scholarly journey where numbers and spirituality intersect, and where even the most unexpected connections reveal themselves in the realm of statistical analysis.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
The intersection of academia and finance is a territory often left uncharted, much like attempting to navigate the labyrinthine regulations of tax law or comprehending the complex world of cryptocurrency. However, in this study, we aim to elucidate a rather unconventional correlation - the connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in the state of Utah.
One might assume that these two fields are as disparate as night and day, or as incongruent as trying to match socks from the dryer - an endeavor that seems to stymie even the most ardent of laundry aficionados. Yet, armed with specialized statistical tools and a penchant for unearthing unexpected relationships, our research team embarked on this academic odyssey to discern whether a tangible link exists between the pursuit of divine knowledge and the labyrinthine world of financial brokerage.
Our endeavor is not unlike detective work, akin to Sherlock Holmes scrutinizing minutiae or Hercule Poirot observing minor details with a quizzical gaze. With the aid of data meticulously compiled by the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we engaged in rigorous examination and statistical scrutiny to unravel the enigmatic connection that existed, shrouded beneath layers of numerical complexities.
Akin to a magnum opus, this study reveals an astonishingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9380620, a statistical revelation that rivals the discovery of a rare gem amidst a trove of pebbles. Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2020 beckons attention, akin to a beacon of statistical significance casting its luminous glow across the often murky sea of data.
As we navigate through the salient findings of our investigation, we invite readers to embark on this scholarly excursion with us. Through the lens of empirical analysis, we seek to illuminate the unorthodox parallels that link the pursuit of spiritual enlightenment and the intricacies of financial brokering, with an undercurrent of humor and an appreciation for the unexpected moments of revelatory insight. So, brace yourselves for a journey that transcends the conventional boundaries of academic inquiry, for within the realm of statistical analysis lies a tapestry where numbers and spirituality intertwine, revealing connections that lay beyond the purview of conventional scholarly exploration.
[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in the state of Utah has unveiled some truly fascinating insights. The computed correlation coefficient of 0.9380620 indicates an exceptionally strong positive relationship between these two seemingly disparate domains. It's as if theology and brokerage clerks are engaging in a celestial pas de deux, waltzing through the data with a surprising synchronicity that defies conventional expectations.
Further supporting this unexpected harmony, the r-squared value of 0.8799603 illustrates that a substantial 87.99% of the variation in the number of brokerage clerks in Utah can be explained by the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations. To put it simply, these two variables are not just passing acquaintances; they're in a serious statistical relationship, perhaps even contemplating matching 401(k)s and discussing the merits of mutual funds.
The p-value of less than 0.01 lends further credence to the significance of this correlation, essentially signaling that the likelihood of such a strong relationship occurring by pure chance is about as probable as stumbling upon a holy text in the fiction section of a bookstore. In other words, this divine connection between theology degrees and brokerage clerks in Utah is anything but random; it's as deliberate as a meticulously crafted symphony or a thoroughly researched investment portfolio.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) accompanying these results visually depicts the robust correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in Utah. If a picture is worth a thousand words, this scatterplot speaks volumes about the compelling bond between the pursuit of spiritual knowledge and the world of financial brokering, provoking contemplation that transcends mere statistical analysis.
In essence, our findings underscore the improbable yet undeniably strong connection between the realms of theology and financial brokerage, shedding light on a correlation that is as thought-provoking as it is unexpected. Through this revelatory exploration, we invite the academic community to join us in traversing the uncharted territory where numbers and spirituality converge, and where statistical analysis unveils the hidden threads that weave together the most unlikely companions.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our investigation into the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in Utah has yielded astonishing results. The remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9380620 has not only raised eyebrows but also prompted fervent discussions among scholars and practitioners alike. It's as if we stumbled upon a hidden treasure map in the footnotes of a theological text, leading us to a treasure trove of unexpected numerical connections.
Further analysis has led us to the unequivocal conclusion that these two realms are not as disparate as one might expect. The statistical embrace shared between theology degrees and brokerage clerks in Utah is tighter than a well-constructed balance sheet. The r-squared value of 0.8799603 solidifies the notion that the relationship here is not merely coincidental; it's as purposeful as the meticulous selection of stock options.
The fact that this connection has remained largely unnoticed is a testament to the unpredictability and delightful surprises that statistical analysis can bring. It's akin to stumbling upon a comedic gem in a dense algorithmic code - a moment of sheer revelation that inspires awe and glee in equal measure.
In light of these compelling findings, it is abundantly clear that further research in this domain is unnecessary. The evidence we have laid bare is as sturdy as the columns of an ancient architectural marvel, and it stands as a testament to the entwined fates of theology degrees and brokerage clerks in Utah. The time has come to embrace this unconventional union and appreciate the quirks and unanticipated connections that scholarly inquiry has to offer. After all, in the realm of statistical exploration, even the most unlikely cohorts can waltz together with infectious harmony, inviting us to revel in the intricate choreography of academia and numerical revelation.
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User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Divine Connection: Exploring the Correlation Between Theology Degrees and Brokerage Clerks in Utah. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
Journal of Religious Economics
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
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User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Divine Connection: Exploring the Correlation Between Theology Degrees and Brokerage Clerks in Utah. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Institute for Ecclesiastical Economics and Sociological Studies
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Divine Connection: Exploring the Correlation Between Theology Degrees and Brokerage Clerks in Utah with an abstract of In this study, we investigate the curious relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the number of brokerage clerks in the state of Utah. While this connection may seem as unlikely as finding a stockbroker in a seminary, our team delved into the extensive data provided by the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to uncover some surprising insights. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we highlight a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9380620 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2020. Our findings shed light on the unanticipated parallels between the pursuit of divine knowledge and the realm of financial brokerage, sparking intriguing discussions that go beyond the conventional boundaries of academic exploration. Join us on this scholarly journey where numbers and spirituality intersect, and where even the most unexpected connections reveal themselves in the realm of statistical analysis.
ChatGPT:
Theology degrees, religious vocations, brokerage clerks, Utah, correlation, National Center for Education Statistics, Bureau of Labor Statistics, statistical analysis, correlation coefficient, p-value, academic exploration, spirituality, financial brokerage, scholarly journey, statistical analysis
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Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocationsDetailed data title: Bachelor's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions, in field of study: Theology and religious vocations
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations
The number of brokerage clerks in Utah
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of brokerage clerks in Utah
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of brokerage clerks in Utah
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.8799603 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 88% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of brokerage clerks in Utah) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations) over the 9 years from 2012 through 2020.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00018. 0.0001832067572644604400000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.94 in 0.018% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 5,458 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 8 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 8 because we have two variables measured over a period of 9 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.73, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | |
Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations (Degrees awarded) | 7845 | 7839 | 7865 | 7859 | 7826 | 7489 | 7252 | 7061 | 6855 |
The number of brokerage clerks in Utah (Brokerage Clerks) | 510 | 550 | 550 | 490 | 380 | 420 | 290 | 170 | 160 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Confounding variable: 2020 is particularly different from the other years on this graph. Confounding variables (like global pandemics) will cause two variables to look connected when in fact a "sneaky third" variable is influencing both of them behind the scenes.
- Very low n: There are not many data points included in this analysis. Even if the p-value is high, we should be suspicious of using so few datapoints in a correlation.
- Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([7845,7839,7865,7859,7826,7489,7252,7061,6855,])
array_2 = np.array([510,550,550,490,380,420,290,170,160,])
array_1_name = "Bachelor's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations"
array_2_name = "The number of brokerage clerks in Utah"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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