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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Montana and the second variable is Motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska.  The chart goes from 1985 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the name Montana gained popularity, more parents were drawn to the rugged, adventurous image associated with the state. They started naming their kids after the Big Sky Country, instilling a subconscious desire for excitement and risk-taking. This led to a surge in Nebraska of people channeling their inner wild west outlaw, fueling a strange, but statistically significant, spike in motor vehicle thefts. It seems the name Montana wasn't just a name; it was a catalyst for some unexpected car capers in cornhusker country.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Generate an image that showcases a small town in Nebraska bustling with excitement as parents proudly name their newborns "Montana" in a hyper-realistic art style. The scene should capture the sense of adventure and ruggedness that the name embodies, with a subtle nod to the disappearing parked cars, hinting at an echo of wild west outlaws in the modern world. The visual should be focused on the town street, with parents celebrating and naming their newborns while parked cars disappear in the background. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Montana and Motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cutsy graphics Data cyber art Pop art Macabre Hyper-realistic
ChatGPT: Hyper-realistic

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Montana and Motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska, in the following situation: As the name Montana gained popularity, more parents were drawn to the rugged, adventurous image associated with the state. They started naming their kids after the Big Sky Country, instilling a subconscious desire for excitement and risk-taking. This led to a surge in Nebraska of people channeling their inner wild west outlaw, fueling a strange, but statistically significant, spike in motor vehicle thefts. It seems the name Montana wasn't just a name; it was a catalyst for some unexpected car capers in cornhusker country.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a small town in Nebraska, the streets were buzzing with excitement as parents proudly named their newborns Montana, inspired by the allure of adventure and ruggedness. Meanwhile, parked cars began disappearing at an unusual rate, as if an echo of the wild west outlaws had returned to the modern world. The connection between the rising popularity of the name Montana and the surge in motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska was an unexpected but undeniable reality.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Hyper-realistic ] and depicting this scene: In a small town in Nebraska, the streets were buzzing with excitement as parents proudly named their newborns Montana, inspired by the allure of adventure and ruggedness. Meanwhile, parked cars began disappearing at an unusual rate, as if an echo of the wild west outlaws had returned to the modern world. The connection between the rising popularity of the name Montana and the surge in motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska was an unexpected but undeniable reality. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Generate an image that showcases a small town in Nebraska bustling with excitement as parents proudly name their newborns "Montana" in a hyper-realistic art style. The scene should capture the sense of adventure and ruggedness that the name embodies, with a subtle nod to the disappearing parked cars, hinting at an echo of wild west outlaws in the modern world. The visual should be focused on the town street, with parents celebrating and naming their newborns while parked cars disappear in the background.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Popularity of the first name Montana caused Motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska to increase. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Montana-nous Correlation: The Link Between the Popularity of the Name Montana and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Nebraska

Journal of Sociolinguistic Criminology

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Montana and Motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8677624 and p < 0.01 for 1985 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Montana-nous Correlation: The Link Between the Popularity of the Name Montana and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Nebraska"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The investigation of the relationship between the popularity of the name "Montana" and the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska produced some surprising results, filled with more twists than a winding mountain road. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team uncovered a statistically significant correlation between the two factors from 1985 to 2022, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8677624 and a p-value less than 0.01. This finding not only raises eyebrows but also raises the question, "What in the name of Montana is going on here?"

Our study dives into the depths of this unusual connection, exploring the potential sociocultural and psychological reasons behind the correlation. Additionally, we address the practical implications of our findings, considering the impact on crime prevention and the significance of moniker-based sociological phenomena. So, next time someone asks, "Why does the popularity of the name Montana correspond to motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska?" the answer might just be, "Because it drives people to take a 'Montana've, or may 'hapiness is a stolen car - just ask Montanafied thieves!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Montana and Motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Montana-nous Correlation: The Link Between the Popularity of the Name Montana and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Nebraska"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The investigation of the relationship between the popularity of the name "Montana" and the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska produced some surprising results, filled with more twists than a winding mountain road. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team uncovered a statistically significant correlation between the two factors from 1985 to 2022, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8677624 and a p-value less than 0.01. This finding not only raises eyebrows but also raises the question, "What in the name of Montana is going on here?"

Our study dives into the depths of this unusual connection, exploring the potential sociocultural and psychological reasons behind the correlation. Additionally, we address the practical implications of our findings, considering the impact on crime prevention and the significance of moniker-based sociological phenomena. So, next time someone asks, "Why does the popularity of the name Montana correspond to motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska?" the answer might just be, "Because it drives people to take a 'Montana've, or may 'hapiness is a stolen car - just ask Montanafied thieves!"

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Buckle up, dear readers, as we embark on a journey that could only be described as a road trip through the enigmatic intersection of nomenclature and crime. In this study, we delve into a correlation that is sure to rev your intellectual engines – the connection between the popularity of the first name "Montana" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the curious state of Nebraska.

Now, before you "Montana"way from this seemingly unconventional topic, consider this: What do you call an outlaw with a passion for geography? A "carminal" offender, of course! As we dig deeper into the unexpected relationship between a name and a felonious act, let's keep our wits sharp and our sense of humor even sharper.

Our research stems from an observation that raised more eyebrows than a botched eyebrow waxing – the observation that as the popularity of the name "Montana" waxes and wanes, so too do the occurrences of motor vehicle theft in the Cornhusker State. It is as if the universe has decided to sprinkle a dash of absurdity into the statistical soup, leaving us to ponder the true driving forces behind this correlation.

One might wonder, "What do you call a thief who only steals cars named Montana? A criminal with a 'Montana've for mischief!" Indeed, as we peel back the layers of this peculiar connection, we aim to unveil the underlying mechanisms that tie a name to the pilfering of automobiles. Is it mere coincidence, a cosmic fluke, or could there be deeper, psychological motives at play?

As we embark on this scholarly odyssey, rest assured that we will not only tackle the serious implications of our findings but also infuse our journey with the occasional pit stop for a good dad joke. After all, what is research without a touch of levity? So, fasten your seatbelts and keep your eyes on the road ahead – it's going to be a bumpy, yet undoubtedly entertaining, ride!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Montana and Motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Montana-nous Correlation: The Link Between the Popularity of the Name Montana and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Nebraska"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The investigation of the relationship between the popularity of the name "Montana" and the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska produced some surprising results, filled with more twists than a winding mountain road. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team uncovered a statistically significant correlation between the two factors from 1985 to 2022, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8677624 and a p-value less than 0.01. This finding not only raises eyebrows but also raises the question, "What in the name of Montana is going on here?"

Our study dives into the depths of this unusual connection, exploring the potential sociocultural and psychological reasons behind the correlation. Additionally, we address the practical implications of our findings, considering the impact on crime prevention and the significance of moniker-based sociological phenomena. So, next time someone asks, "Why does the popularity of the name Montana correspond to motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska?" the answer might just be, "Because it drives people to take a 'Montana've, or may 'hapiness is a stolen car - just ask Montanafied thieves!"

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Buckle up, dear readers, as we embark on a journey that could only be described as a road trip through the enigmatic intersection of nomenclature and crime. In this study, we delve into a correlation that is sure to rev your intellectual engines – the connection between the popularity of the first name "Montana" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the curious state of Nebraska.
Now, before you "Montana"way from this seemingly unconventional topic, consider this: What do you call an outlaw with a passion for geography? A "carminal" offender, of course! As we dig deeper into the unexpected relationship between a name and a felonious act, let's keep our wits sharp and our sense of humor even sharper.
Our research stems from an observation that raised more eyebrows than a botched eyebrow waxing – the observation that as the popularity of the name "Montana" waxes and wanes, so too do the occurrences of motor vehicle theft in the Cornhusker State. It is as if the universe has decided to sprinkle a dash of absurdity into the statistical soup, leaving us to ponder the true driving forces behind this correlation.
One might wonder, "What do you call a thief who only steals cars named Montana? A criminal with a 'Montana've for mischief!" Indeed, as we peel back the layers of this peculiar connection, we aim to unveil the underlying mechanisms that tie a name to the pilfering of automobiles. Is it mere coincidence, a cosmic fluke, or could there be deeper, psychological motives at play?
As we embark on this scholarly odyssey, rest assured that we will not only tackle the serious implications of our findings but also infuse our journey with the occasional pit stop for a good dad joke. After all, what is research without a touch of levity? So, fasten your seatbelts and keep your eyes on the road ahead – it's going to be a bumpy, yet undoubtedly entertaining, ride!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Smith et al. (2015) conducted a comprehensive study exploring the psychological impact of names on criminal behavior, finding a positive correlation between the popularity of certain names and criminal activities. However, this study focused on a wide range of names and crimes, and did not specifically examine the unique case of the name "Montana" and its association with motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska. As we dig deeper into this connection, it's clear that the "Montana" effect is no "bison" in the world of curious correlations.

Doe and Jones (2018) analyzed demographic data and crime statistics, aiming to uncover any underlying patterns between names and criminal activities. Interestingly, their findings suggested a potential association between certain regionally popular names and specific types of crimes. But what happens when you throw in a dash of "Montana" into the mix? "Thievin' is a "Big Sky" when it comes to Montanautomobiles," one might jest.

In "The Name Game: Exploring the Sociocultural Impact of Nomenclature" by Linguist and McPunster (2016), the authors delve into the societal significance of names and their potential influence on behavior. The exploration of the "Montana" moniker in relation to auto thefts yields unexpected results, proving that this correlation isn't just a "tall tale" – it's a statistical reality, with more twists and turns than a Montana mountain road.

On the fictional front, "The Theft of Marge Montana's Mustang" by Novelista (2019) presents a thrilling tale that, despite being a work of fiction, offers a poignant reflection of the societal fascination with the name "Montana" and its potential ties to automobile thievery. One might say this book is a "hot read!"

Now, let us not forget the silver screen. In the movie "Gone in 60 Seconds," the protagonist embarks on a high-octane mission to steal cars, but not once is there a reference to the specific affinity for Montana-named vehicles. Yet, the mere mention of "Montana" in the context of vehicular theft may leave one to wonder, "Is auto thievery truly the 'last best place' for Montanafied mischief?"

As we continue this journey through the abyss of unusual correlations, it becomes increasingly clear that the link between the popularity of the name "Montana" and motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska is no mere coincidence but a whimsical enigma worthy of further exploration. So, let's buckle up and navigate this peculiar roadway, all while keeping a keen eye out for the occasional incongruous signpost along the way!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Montana and Motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1985 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Montana-nous Correlation: The Link Between the Popularity of the Name Montana and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Nebraska"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The investigation of the relationship between the popularity of the name "Montana" and the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska produced some surprising results, filled with more twists than a winding mountain road. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team uncovered a statistically significant correlation between the two factors from 1985 to 2022, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8677624 and a p-value less than 0.01. This finding not only raises eyebrows but also raises the question, "What in the name of Montana is going on here?"

Our study dives into the depths of this unusual connection, exploring the potential sociocultural and psychological reasons behind the correlation. Additionally, we address the practical implications of our findings, considering the impact on crime prevention and the significance of moniker-based sociological phenomena. So, next time someone asks, "Why does the popularity of the name Montana correspond to motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska?" the answer might just be, "Because it drives people to take a 'Montana've, or may 'hapiness is a stolen car - just ask Montanafied thieves!"

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Buckle up, dear readers, as we embark on a journey that could only be described as a road trip through the enigmatic intersection of nomenclature and crime. In this study, we delve into a correlation that is sure to rev your intellectual engines – the connection between the popularity of the first name "Montana" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the curious state of Nebraska.
Now, before you "Montana"way from this seemingly unconventional topic, consider this: What do you call an outlaw with a passion for geography? A "carminal" offender, of course! As we dig deeper into the unexpected relationship between a name and a felonious act, let's keep our wits sharp and our sense of humor even sharper.
Our research stems from an observation that raised more eyebrows than a botched eyebrow waxing – the observation that as the popularity of the name "Montana" waxes and wanes, so too do the occurrences of motor vehicle theft in the Cornhusker State. It is as if the universe has decided to sprinkle a dash of absurdity into the statistical soup, leaving us to ponder the true driving forces behind this correlation.
One might wonder, "What do you call a thief who only steals cars named Montana? A criminal with a 'Montana've for mischief!" Indeed, as we peel back the layers of this peculiar connection, we aim to unveil the underlying mechanisms that tie a name to the pilfering of automobiles. Is it mere coincidence, a cosmic fluke, or could there be deeper, psychological motives at play?
As we embark on this scholarly odyssey, rest assured that we will not only tackle the serious implications of our findings but also infuse our journey with the occasional pit stop for a good dad joke. After all, what is research without a touch of levity? So, fasten your seatbelts and keep your eyes on the road ahead – it's going to be a bumpy, yet undoubtedly entertaining, ride!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To navigate the tangled terrain of correlating moniker popularity and vehicular thievery, our research team employed a multifaceted approach that sought to cover more ground than a herd of stampeding buffalo. First, to capture the fluctuating fame of the name "Montana," we ransacked the databases of the US Social Security Administration, scouring through birth records and name registrations like determined treasure hunters in search of the elusive name. We tracked the annual frequency of newborns graced with the moniker "Montana," ensuring that no "Montana" was left uncharted. As the data poured in, we couldn't help but crack a grin at the prospect of "Montana" becoming the next big thing – talk about a name that's "driven" to success!

Next, to unravel the web of vehicular misdeeds, we turned to the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, where we sifted through the annals of motor vehicle theft reports in the state of Nebraska. Like detectives in a crime thriller, we meticulously logged the incidents of automotive disappearance, constantly reminding ourselves that we were on the trail of more than just grand theft auto – we were tracking a correlation that could shake the very foundations of statistical analysis.

Now, you may be wondering, "What did the statistician say to the detective investigating the correlation between the popularity of the name Montana and motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska? 'Let's gather the data and drive straight to the truth!'" And gather the data we did – armed with spreadsheets, statistical software, and a steadfast determination, we took on the ambitious task of crunching numbers with the precision of a pit crew changing tires at a Formula 1 race. We meticulously computed correlation coefficients, performed regressions, and conducted time-series analyses, all the while marveling at the statistical symphony that was unfolding before our very eyes.

Furthermore, to guard against lurking confounding variables and lurking mischief, we carried out sensitivity analyses and robustness checks that would make even the most daring escapologists envious. We dug deep into the annals of academia, drawing from the reservoir of scholarly literature on sociological trends, behavioral psychology, and the peculiar quirks of human nature. Like scholars mining for gold in an intellectual minefield, we sought to uncover the hidden treasures of knowledge that could shed light on the enigmatic relationship between a name and the lure of a stolen ride.

In the end, our methodological odyssey resembled nothing short of a gripping expedition into uncharted territory, where data sleuths and pun-loving researchers alike found themselves united in the pursuit of uncovering a correlation that was as unconventional as it was curiously captivating. So, as we journeyed through this labyrinth of statistics and sociocultural intrigue, we couldn't help but quip, "Who knew that exploring the connection between a name and crime would be such a 'wheely' good time?"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Montana and Motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .

For the time period 1985 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8677624, r-squared of 0.7530115, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Montana-nous Correlation: The Link Between the Popularity of the Name Montana and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Nebraska"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The investigation of the relationship between the popularity of the name "Montana" and the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska produced some surprising results, filled with more twists than a winding mountain road. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team uncovered a statistically significant correlation between the two factors from 1985 to 2022, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8677624 and a p-value less than 0.01. This finding not only raises eyebrows but also raises the question, "What in the name of Montana is going on here?"

Our study dives into the depths of this unusual connection, exploring the potential sociocultural and psychological reasons behind the correlation. Additionally, we address the practical implications of our findings, considering the impact on crime prevention and the significance of moniker-based sociological phenomena. So, next time someone asks, "Why does the popularity of the name Montana correspond to motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska?" the answer might just be, "Because it drives people to take a 'Montana've, or may 'hapiness is a stolen car - just ask Montanafied thieves!"

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Buckle up, dear readers, as we embark on a journey that could only be described as a road trip through the enigmatic intersection of nomenclature and crime. In this study, we delve into a correlation that is sure to rev your intellectual engines – the connection between the popularity of the first name "Montana" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the curious state of Nebraska.
Now, before you "Montana"way from this seemingly unconventional topic, consider this: What do you call an outlaw with a passion for geography? A "carminal" offender, of course! As we dig deeper into the unexpected relationship between a name and a felonious act, let's keep our wits sharp and our sense of humor even sharper.
Our research stems from an observation that raised more eyebrows than a botched eyebrow waxing – the observation that as the popularity of the name "Montana" waxes and wanes, so too do the occurrences of motor vehicle theft in the Cornhusker State. It is as if the universe has decided to sprinkle a dash of absurdity into the statistical soup, leaving us to ponder the true driving forces behind this correlation.
One might wonder, "What do you call a thief who only steals cars named Montana? A criminal with a 'Montana've for mischief!" Indeed, as we peel back the layers of this peculiar connection, we aim to unveil the underlying mechanisms that tie a name to the pilfering of automobiles. Is it mere coincidence, a cosmic fluke, or could there be deeper, psychological motives at play?
As we embark on this scholarly odyssey, rest assured that we will not only tackle the serious implications of our findings but also infuse our journey with the occasional pit stop for a good dad joke. After all, what is research without a touch of levity? So, fasten your seatbelts and keep your eyes on the road ahead – it's going to be a bumpy, yet undoubtedly entertaining, ride!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

In the wake of our spiraling voyage through the realms of nomenclature and crime, we discovered a statistically significant correlation between the popularity of the first name "Montana" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska from 1985 to 2022. The correlation coefficient of 0.8677624 indicates a remarkably strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables, causing a stir that even the brawniest Montanan winds couldn't rival. This correlation certainly shifts the gears of our understanding, proving that there is more to a name than meets the "Montana."

The r-squared value of 0.7530115 further reinforces the robustness of the connection between the name "Montana" and motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska. This implies that a significant portion of the variance in motor vehicle thefts can be attributed to the changes in the popularity of the name "Montana." It's as if the very essence of "Montana" exerts an inexplicable magnetic force on car thieves in Nebraska, steering them towards their felonious pursuits.

The p-value of less than 0.01 brings this correlation to a screeching halt, signaling that the likelihood of observing such a strong relationship between these variables by mere chance is about as probable as finding a stolen car with a personalized license plate spelling out "GOTYA." This p-value, much like a diligent crime investigator, leaves no room for doubt and firmly points to the existence of a meaningful association between the mentioned variables.

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually encapsulates this striking correlation, projecting a graph that could make even the most seasoned car thief ponder the mysteries of statistical fate. The plot accentuates the synchrony between the ebb and flow of the name "Montana" and the fluctuations in motor vehicle thefts, painting a picture that leaves us tantalized and slightly bewildered, not unlike a cryptic road sign pointing in a direction unknown.

In conclusion, the findings of this study underscore the unexpected and compelling relationship between the popularity of the name "Montana" and the incidences of motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska. With its implications reaching farther than the endless expanse of the Great Plains, this correlation prompts a reflective pause and a lighthearted pun – where there's a wheel, there's a way, and where there's a Montana, there may just be a "motor-villain" in disguise!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Montana and Motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Montana-nous Correlation: The Link Between the Popularity of the Name Montana and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Nebraska"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The investigation of the relationship between the popularity of the name "Montana" and the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska produced some surprising results, filled with more twists than a winding mountain road. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team uncovered a statistically significant correlation between the two factors from 1985 to 2022, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8677624 and a p-value less than 0.01. This finding not only raises eyebrows but also raises the question, "What in the name of Montana is going on here?"

Our study dives into the depths of this unusual connection, exploring the potential sociocultural and psychological reasons behind the correlation. Additionally, we address the practical implications of our findings, considering the impact on crime prevention and the significance of moniker-based sociological phenomena. So, next time someone asks, "Why does the popularity of the name Montana correspond to motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska?" the answer might just be, "Because it drives people to take a 'Montana've, or may 'hapiness is a stolen car - just ask Montanafied thieves!"

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Smith et al. (2015) conducted a comprehensive study exploring the psychological impact of names on criminal behavior, finding a positive correlation between the popularity of certain names and criminal activities. However, this study focused on a wide range of names and crimes, and did not specifically examine the unique case of the name "Montana" and its association with motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska. As we dig deeper into this connection, it's clear that the "Montana" effect is no "bison" in the world of curious correlations.
Doe and Jones (2018) analyzed demographic data and crime statistics, aiming to uncover any underlying patterns between names and criminal activities. Interestingly, their findings suggested a potential association between certain regionally popular names and specific types of crimes. But what happens when you throw in a dash of "Montana" into the mix? "Thievin' is a "Big Sky" when it comes to Montanautomobiles," one might jest.
In "The Name Game: Exploring the Sociocultural Impact of Nomenclature" by Linguist and McPunster (2016), the authors delve into the societal significance of names and their potential influence on behavior. The exploration of the "Montana" moniker in relation to auto thefts yields unexpected results, proving that this correlation isn't just a "tall tale" – it's a statistical reality, with more twists and turns than a Montana mountain road.
On the fictional front, "The Theft of Marge Montana's Mustang" by Novelista (2019) presents a thrilling tale that, despite being a work of fiction, offers a poignant reflection of the societal fascination with the name "Montana" and its potential ties to automobile thievery. One might say this book is a "hot read!"
Now, let us not forget the silver screen. In the movie "Gone in 60 Seconds," the protagonist embarks on a high-octane mission to steal cars, but not once is there a reference to the specific affinity for Montana-named vehicles. Yet, the mere mention of "Montana" in the context of vehicular theft may leave one to wonder, "Is auto thievery truly the 'last best place' for Montanafied mischief?"
As we continue this journey through the abyss of unusual correlations, it becomes increasingly clear that the link between the popularity of the name "Montana" and motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska is no mere coincidence but a whimsical enigma worthy of further exploration. So, let's buckle up and navigate this peculiar roadway, all while keeping a keen eye out for the occasional incongruous signpost along the way!

[[RESULTS]]
In the wake of our spiraling voyage through the realms of nomenclature and crime, we discovered a statistically significant correlation between the popularity of the first name "Montana" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska from 1985 to 2022. The correlation coefficient of 0.8677624 indicates a remarkably strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables, causing a stir that even the brawniest Montanan winds couldn't rival. This correlation certainly shifts the gears of our understanding, proving that there is more to a name than meets the "Montana."
The r-squared value of 0.7530115 further reinforces the robustness of the connection between the name "Montana" and motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska. This implies that a significant portion of the variance in motor vehicle thefts can be attributed to the changes in the popularity of the name "Montana." It's as if the very essence of "Montana" exerts an inexplicable magnetic force on car thieves in Nebraska, steering them towards their felonious pursuits.
The p-value of less than 0.01 brings this correlation to a screeching halt, signaling that the likelihood of observing such a strong relationship between these variables by mere chance is about as probable as finding a stolen car with a personalized license plate spelling out "GOTYA." This p-value, much like a diligent crime investigator, leaves no room for doubt and firmly points to the existence of a meaningful association between the mentioned variables.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually encapsulates this striking correlation, projecting a graph that could make even the most seasoned car thief ponder the mysteries of statistical fate. The plot accentuates the synchrony between the ebb and flow of the name "Montana" and the fluctuations in motor vehicle thefts, painting a picture that leaves us tantalized and slightly bewildered, not unlike a cryptic road sign pointing in a direction unknown.
In conclusion, the findings of this study underscore the unexpected and compelling relationship between the popularity of the name "Montana" and the incidences of motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska. With its implications reaching farther than the endless expanse of the Great Plains, this correlation prompts a reflective pause and a lighthearted pun – where there's a wheel, there's a way, and where there's a Montana, there may just be a "motor-villain" in disguise!

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our investigation into the curious correlation between the popularity of the name "Montana" and motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska yielded results that are not just a case of d'oh-mont, but a compelling discovery in the realm of sociological and criminological phenomena. The statistically significant correlation we found is a bumper crop of evidence that cannot be dismissed as mere happenstance. It seems that Montanafied mischief isn't just a joke – it's a statistical reality that has revved up our understanding of the influence of names on criminal behavior.

The presence of such a robust correlation can't be brushed off with a simple "Montana-nuff," as our findings bolster previous research by Smith et al. (2015) and Doe and Jones (2018) that hinted at the potential influence of names on criminal activities. Our study, however, takes this notion to an unprecedented frontier, showing that the "Montana" effect isn't just a flight of fancy – it's as real as a flat tire on a gravel road. This correlation doesn't just veer off into obscurity; it drives home the point that names can bear unexpected weight in shaping criminal behaviors.

The strength of the correlation coefficient and the r-squared value further solidify the connection between the popularity of the name "Montana" and motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska. One might say this correlation is an open-and-shut case, just as a car thief might say, "I've 'Montana' get away!" The p-value, resembling a watchful law enforcement officer, stands as a stark reminder that this correlation is no passing fancy but a real, tangible association as consistent as the hum of an idling engine.

Our research has not only shed light on the "Montana" effect but has also unveiled a peculiar facet of sociocultural influence that may have long been overlooked. These findings are not just a Monta-naught, but a significant leap toward unraveling the complex interplay between names and criminal activities. As we ponder the implications of our discovery, we can't help but crack a smile and offer a wry quip – if there's a correlation between the name "Montana" and motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska, one might say the gravitation towards criminal activity is just as unstoppable as an old truck rolling down a steep incline.

As we move forward from this study, it's clear that the road ahead is paved with further questions and possibilities. We invite fellow researchers to join us on this Montanetizing exploration of the role of nomenclature in criminal behaviors and its ripple effects on society. Ultimately, this correlation isn't just a "Montana" mystery; it's a road we're elated to travel in the pursuit of understanding the enigmatic ways in which names can leave their distinct imprints on human actions and choices. So, fasten your seatbelts, because the journey to comprehend the whims and wiles of the "Montana" effect has only just begun.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Montana and Motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Montana-nous Correlation: The Link Between the Popularity of the Name Montana and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Nebraska"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The investigation of the relationship between the popularity of the name "Montana" and the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska produced some surprising results, filled with more twists than a winding mountain road. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team uncovered a statistically significant correlation between the two factors from 1985 to 2022, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8677624 and a p-value less than 0.01. This finding not only raises eyebrows but also raises the question, "What in the name of Montana is going on here?"

Our study dives into the depths of this unusual connection, exploring the potential sociocultural and psychological reasons behind the correlation. Additionally, we address the practical implications of our findings, considering the impact on crime prevention and the significance of moniker-based sociological phenomena. So, next time someone asks, "Why does the popularity of the name Montana correspond to motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska?" the answer might just be, "Because it drives people to take a 'Montana've, or may 'hapiness is a stolen car - just ask Montanafied thieves!"

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Buckle up, dear readers, as we embark on a journey that could only be described as a road trip through the enigmatic intersection of nomenclature and crime. In this study, we delve into a correlation that is sure to rev your intellectual engines – the connection between the popularity of the first name "Montana" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the curious state of Nebraska.
Now, before you "Montana"way from this seemingly unconventional topic, consider this: What do you call an outlaw with a passion for geography? A "carminal" offender, of course! As we dig deeper into the unexpected relationship between a name and a felonious act, let's keep our wits sharp and our sense of humor even sharper.
Our research stems from an observation that raised more eyebrows than a botched eyebrow waxing – the observation that as the popularity of the name "Montana" waxes and wanes, so too do the occurrences of motor vehicle theft in the Cornhusker State. It is as if the universe has decided to sprinkle a dash of absurdity into the statistical soup, leaving us to ponder the true driving forces behind this correlation.
One might wonder, "What do you call a thief who only steals cars named Montana? A criminal with a 'Montana've for mischief!" Indeed, as we peel back the layers of this peculiar connection, we aim to unveil the underlying mechanisms that tie a name to the pilfering of automobiles. Is it mere coincidence, a cosmic fluke, or could there be deeper, psychological motives at play?
As we embark on this scholarly odyssey, rest assured that we will not only tackle the serious implications of our findings but also infuse our journey with the occasional pit stop for a good dad joke. After all, what is research without a touch of levity? So, fasten your seatbelts and keep your eyes on the road ahead – it's going to be a bumpy, yet undoubtedly entertaining, ride!

[[RESULTS]]
In the wake of our spiraling voyage through the realms of nomenclature and crime, we discovered a statistically significant correlation between the popularity of the first name "Montana" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska from 1985 to 2022. The correlation coefficient of 0.8677624 indicates a remarkably strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables, causing a stir that even the brawniest Montanan winds couldn't rival. This correlation certainly shifts the gears of our understanding, proving that there is more to a name than meets the "Montana."
The r-squared value of 0.7530115 further reinforces the robustness of the connection between the name "Montana" and motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska. This implies that a significant portion of the variance in motor vehicle thefts can be attributed to the changes in the popularity of the name "Montana." It's as if the very essence of "Montana" exerts an inexplicable magnetic force on car thieves in Nebraska, steering them towards their felonious pursuits.
The p-value of less than 0.01 brings this correlation to a screeching halt, signaling that the likelihood of observing such a strong relationship between these variables by mere chance is about as probable as finding a stolen car with a personalized license plate spelling out "GOTYA." This p-value, much like a diligent crime investigator, leaves no room for doubt and firmly points to the existence of a meaningful association between the mentioned variables.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually encapsulates this striking correlation, projecting a graph that could make even the most seasoned car thief ponder the mysteries of statistical fate. The plot accentuates the synchrony between the ebb and flow of the name "Montana" and the fluctuations in motor vehicle thefts, painting a picture that leaves us tantalized and slightly bewildered, not unlike a cryptic road sign pointing in a direction unknown.
In conclusion, the findings of this study underscore the unexpected and compelling relationship between the popularity of the name "Montana" and the incidences of motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska. With its implications reaching farther than the endless expanse of the Great Plains, this correlation prompts a reflective pause and a lighthearted pun – where there's a wheel, there's a way, and where there's a Montana, there may just be a "motor-villain" in disguise!

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

As we reach the crossroads of our scholarly expedition, it becomes evident that the link between the popularity of the name "Montana" and motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska is not to be taken lightly. The statistically significant correlation not only revs up our curiosity but also sparks more questions than a curious cat at a motor circuit. This discovery prompts us to ponder the possibility that there might be a "car-ma" connection between the name "Montana" and the attraction of car thefts.

Our findings, while surprising, bring to mind the old saying, "What do you call an illegal motorcade in Montana? Car-jest legal." The robust correlation coefficient and r-squared value highlight the strong influence of the name "Montana" on the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts, steering our understanding in unexpected directions. It seems that as the name "Montana" rises in popularity, so do the revving engines of opportunistic car thieves in Nebraska.

In light of these revelations, it's clear that further exploration of this eccentric correlation may lead us down a road filled with even more bewildering discoveries, but for now, let's take a pit stop for a classic dad joke. "What do you call a stolen Montana with a full tank? A fuel-fledged theft!"

Yet, despite the temptation to unravel more puns and plot twists in this enigmatic correlation, it is with great confidence that we assert that no more research is needed in this area. The remarkably strong correlation between the popularity of the name "Montana" and motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska may elicit a chuckle or two, but its significance in the annals of research is no joke - it's as clear as the road ahead on a cloudless Montana day.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Montana-nous Correlation: The Link Between the Popularity of the Name Montana and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Nebraska. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Sociolinguistic Criminology


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Montana-nous Correlation: The Link Between the Popularity of the Name Montana and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Nebraska. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Center for Regional Nameology and Statistical Analysis


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Montana-nous Correlation: The Link Between the Popularity of the Name Montana and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Nebraska with an abstract of The investigation of the relationship between the popularity of the name "Montana" and the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska produced some surprising results, filled with more twists than a winding mountain road. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team uncovered a statistically significant correlation between the two factors from 1985 to 2022, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8677624 and a p-value less than 0.01. This finding not only raises eyebrows but also raises the question, "What in the name of Montana is going on here?"
Our study dives into the depths of this unusual connection, exploring the potential sociocultural and psychological reasons behind the correlation. Additionally, we address the practical implications of our findings, considering the impact on crime prevention and the significance of moniker-based sociological phenomena. So, next time someone asks, "Why does the popularity of the name Montana correspond to motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska?" the answer might just be, "Because it drives people to take a 'Montana've, or may 'hapiness is a stolen car - just ask Montanafied thieves!

ChatGPT:

Montana name popularity, motor vehicle theft correlation, Nebraska crime statistics, sociocultural impact of names, moniker-based sociological phenomena, psychological reasons behind correlation, US Social Security Administration data, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services data, Montana name significance, crime prevention implications

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Data details

Popularity of the first name Montana
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Montana
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Montana

Motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska
Detailed data title: The motor vehicle theft rate per 100,000 residents in Nebraska
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska

Correlation r = 0.8677624 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7530115 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 75.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Montana) over the 38 years from 1985 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.8E-12. 0.0000000000017655398742780235
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.87 in 1.8E-10% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 566,398,989,096 random variables You don't actually need 566 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 37 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 37 because we have two variables measured over a period of 38 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.76, 0.93 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19851986198719881989199019911992199319941995199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the first name Montana (Babies born)1068987111165176210300350516535562639678603573517490389340315381355233161113127133145176201198184210230222260289
Motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska (Motor Vehicle Theft rate)156167.6165.9188.8186.2178.2212.6200.8326.8384.2351.4341.6334.4348326.5305.6377.3371352.9302.5317.4292.1295.6236.9195.3197.4223224.1238.7240.4211.5247.9275.3254.4257.3260.5234.4275




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([106,89,87,111,165,176,210,300,350,516,535,562,639,678,603,573,517,490,389,340,315,381,355,233,161,113,127,133,145,176,201,198,184,210,230,222,260,289,])
array_2 = np.array([156,167.6,165.9,188.8,186.2,178.2,212.6,200.8,326.8,384.2,351.4,341.6,334.4,348,326.5,305.6,377.3,371,352.9,302.5,317.4,292.1,295.6,236.9,195.3,197.4,223,224.1,238.7,240.4,211.5,247.9,275.3,254.4,257.3,260.5,234.4,275,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Montana"
array_2_name = "Motor vehicle thefts in Nebraska"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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