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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Robberies in Wyoming and the second variable is Kerosene used in Norway.  The chart goes from 1985 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the number of robberies in Wyoming decreased, there was a corresponding decrease in the demand for getaway vehicles. This led to a surplus of kerosene in the state, which was then exported to Norway. As a result, the overall kerosene usage in Norway decreased, contributing to a cleaner and more efficient energy landscape. Who knew that the path to a greener future could involve taking a bite out of crime in the Wild West!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: In Wyoming, the stark Wyoming landscape is the backdrop as a group of robberies are seen decreasing. A sense of magic realism is achieved as the rugged terrain is adorned with abandoned getaway vehicles, giving a surreal and dreamlike quality to the scene. Meanwhile, kerosene containers are transported to Norway, where they transform into vibrant forms representing cleaner energy. The juxtaposition of the barren Wyoming landscape and the flourishing Norwegian future creates a visually compelling narrative of positive transformation. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Robberies in Wyoming and Kerosene used in Norway. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Charcoal Cyber folk Magic realism Scalar art Photorealism
ChatGPT: Magic realism

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Robberies in Wyoming and Kerosene used in Norway, in the following situation: As the number of robberies in Wyoming decreased, there was a corresponding decrease in the demand for getaway vehicles. This led to a surplus of kerosene in the state, which was then exported to Norway. As a result, the overall kerosene usage in Norway decreased, contributing to a cleaner and more efficient energy landscape. Who knew that the path to a greener future could involve taking a bite out of crime in the Wild West!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Wyoming, as the number of robberies decreased, there were fewer getaway vehicles speeding through the rugged landscape. As a result, there was a surplus of kerosene in the state. This surplus was then exported to Norway, where it contributed to a cleaner energy landscape. The decrease in overall kerosene usage in Norway led to a greener and more efficient future.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Magic realism ] and depicting this scene: In Wyoming, as the number of robberies decreased, there were fewer getaway vehicles speeding through the rugged landscape. As a result, there was a surplus of kerosene in the state. This surplus was then exported to Norway, where it contributed to a cleaner energy landscape. The decrease in overall kerosene usage in Norway led to a greener and more efficient future. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: In Wyoming, the stark Wyoming landscape is the backdrop as a group of robberies are seen decreasing. A sense of magic realism is achieved as the rugged terrain is adorned with abandoned getaway vehicles, giving a surreal and dreamlike quality to the scene. Meanwhile, kerosene containers are transported to Norway, where they transform into vibrant forms representing cleaner energy. The juxtaposition of the barren Wyoming landscape and the flourishing Norwegian future creates a visually compelling narrative of positive transformation.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Robberies in Wyoming caused Kerosene used in Norway to decrease.\Make it sound serious until the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Lighter Side of Crime: A Burning Connection Between Robberies in Wyoming and Kerosene Consumption in Norway

Journal of Quirky Criminology

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in Wyoming and Kerosene used in Norway. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8179426 and p < 0.01 for 1985 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Lighter Side of Crime: A Burning Connection Between Robberies in Wyoming and Kerosene Consumption in Norway

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this delightfully scintillating study, we explore the unexpected connection between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway. Our research team delved into the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration datasets to shine a light on this peculiar relationship. To our surprise, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.8179426 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022.

Strangely enough, our analysis revealed that as kerosene consumption in Norway soared, there was a notable uptick in the number of robberies reported in Wyoming. It's almost as if the increase in kerosene use abroad somehow ignited criminal activity in the wild west!

This intriguing correlation left us pondering: is there a fiery fascination with kerosene that rouses the criminal element in the land of the cowboy? It seems our findings suggest there might be something truly incendiary at play here, sparking criminal behavior amidst the glow of kerosene lamps.

As we delve into the flickering shadows of statistical analysis, we can't help but appreciate the illuminating nature of our research. But as any good researcher knows, it's important to keep a fire extinguisher handy when dealing with hot topics like this.

In conclusion, our findings shed light on a previously overlooked relationship between seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our hope is that this research sparks further interest and investigation into the intriguing intersection of crime and combustion. After all, sometimes the most unexpected connections can provide the brightest insights... or maybe just a good flame-related pun!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in Wyoming and Kerosene used in Norway. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Lighter Side of Crime: A Burning Connection Between Robberies in Wyoming and Kerosene Consumption in Norway

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this delightfully scintillating study, we explore the unexpected connection between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway. Our research team delved into the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration datasets to shine a light on this peculiar relationship. To our surprise, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.8179426 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022.

Strangely enough, our analysis revealed that as kerosene consumption in Norway soared, there was a notable uptick in the number of robberies reported in Wyoming. It's almost as if the increase in kerosene use abroad somehow ignited criminal activity in the wild west!

This intriguing correlation left us pondering: is there a fiery fascination with kerosene that rouses the criminal element in the land of the cowboy? It seems our findings suggest there might be something truly incendiary at play here, sparking criminal behavior amidst the glow of kerosene lamps.

As we delve into the flickering shadows of statistical analysis, we can't help but appreciate the illuminating nature of our research. But as any good researcher knows, it's important to keep a fire extinguisher handy when dealing with hot topics like this.

In conclusion, our findings shed light on a previously overlooked relationship between seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our hope is that this research sparks further interest and investigation into the intriguing intersection of crime and combustion. After all, sometimes the most unexpected connections can provide the brightest insights... or maybe just a good flame-related pun!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Picture this: a cowboy in Wyoming, saddling up for another day in the Wild West, and a Norwegian family cozying up by the glow of a kerosene lamp. The two might seem worlds apart, but as our research reveals, there might just be a burning connection between these seemingly unrelated scenarios.

Now, let's not jump to conclusions, but it seems there's something afoot in the correlation between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway. As we dive into this unexpected nexus, it's worth noting that this fiery correlation has sparked a great deal of fascination among the research community.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Because somebody told him to get a long little doggie! Now, jokes aside, this unexpected correlation has left us pondering: what could possibly link the consumption of kerosene in the fjords of Norway to the criminal activity in the wide-open spaces of Wyoming? It's an enigma that has had us scratching our heads, just like trying to solve a riddle by a campfire.

As we delve into the depths of our data analysis, we must keep our wits about us, much like trying to handle a lit match in a tinderbox. Our findings, while unexpected, are statistically significant and suggest that a deeper exploration of this relationship may ignite new insights and understanding in the field of criminology and energy consumption.

So, grab your popcorn and don't be surprised if you yet find it popped over an illuminating read. Our research not only offers an intriguing connection but also kindles a spark of curiosity that can only be described as "fire-iously" captivating. After all, when it comes to unexpected connections, you can't help but wonder if there's a burning desire for knowledge at play, or just a well-lit coincidence!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in Wyoming and Kerosene used in Norway. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Lighter Side of Crime: A Burning Connection Between Robberies in Wyoming and Kerosene Consumption in Norway

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this delightfully scintillating study, we explore the unexpected connection between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway. Our research team delved into the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration datasets to shine a light on this peculiar relationship. To our surprise, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.8179426 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022.

Strangely enough, our analysis revealed that as kerosene consumption in Norway soared, there was a notable uptick in the number of robberies reported in Wyoming. It's almost as if the increase in kerosene use abroad somehow ignited criminal activity in the wild west!

This intriguing correlation left us pondering: is there a fiery fascination with kerosene that rouses the criminal element in the land of the cowboy? It seems our findings suggest there might be something truly incendiary at play here, sparking criminal behavior amidst the glow of kerosene lamps.

As we delve into the flickering shadows of statistical analysis, we can't help but appreciate the illuminating nature of our research. But as any good researcher knows, it's important to keep a fire extinguisher handy when dealing with hot topics like this.

In conclusion, our findings shed light on a previously overlooked relationship between seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our hope is that this research sparks further interest and investigation into the intriguing intersection of crime and combustion. After all, sometimes the most unexpected connections can provide the brightest insights... or maybe just a good flame-related pun!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Picture this: a cowboy in Wyoming, saddling up for another day in the Wild West, and a Norwegian family cozying up by the glow of a kerosene lamp. The two might seem worlds apart, but as our research reveals, there might just be a burning connection between these seemingly unrelated scenarios.
Now, let's not jump to conclusions, but it seems there's something afoot in the correlation between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway. As we dive into this unexpected nexus, it's worth noting that this fiery correlation has sparked a great deal of fascination among the research community.
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Because somebody told him to get a long little doggie! Now, jokes aside, this unexpected correlation has left us pondering: what could possibly link the consumption of kerosene in the fjords of Norway to the criminal activity in the wide-open spaces of Wyoming? It's an enigma that has had us scratching our heads, just like trying to solve a riddle by a campfire.
As we delve into the depths of our data analysis, we must keep our wits about us, much like trying to handle a lit match in a tinderbox. Our findings, while unexpected, are statistically significant and suggest that a deeper exploration of this relationship may ignite new insights and understanding in the field of criminology and energy consumption.
So, grab your popcorn and don't be surprised if you yet find it popped over an illuminating read. Our research not only offers an intriguing connection but also kindles a spark of curiosity that can only be described as "fire-iously" captivating. After all, when it comes to unexpected connections, you can't help but wonder if there's a burning desire for knowledge at play, or just a well-lit coincidence!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The literature on the correlation between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway has been surprisingly limited, with few studies directly addressing this peculiar linkage. Smith, Doe, and Jones in their seminal work "Crime and Energy: Uncovering Unanticipated Relations" shed light on the intricate connections between energy consumption and criminal activities, though their focus was not specifically on the usage of kerosene in Norway and its potential impact on crime in Wyoming.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the kerosene refinery? Don't worry, they woke up!

Moving beyond the academic realm, non-fiction works such as "Energy Trends in the 21st Century" and "Criminal Mindsets and Motivations" have provided insightful perspectives on energy consumption patterns and criminal behavior. While not directly exploring the unique connection between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene usage in Norway, these publications offer valuable insights into the broader contexts that may influence such correlations.

As we venture into the world of fiction, literature like "Kerosene Cowboys" and "The Crime-Powered Conspiracy" may capture the imagination with their tantalizing titles, but alas, they offer no substantial evidence or analysis related to our specific research inquiry. Nonetheless, the tangential allure of these narratives cannot be dismissed, much like the atmospheric appeal of a flickering kerosene lamp in a dimly lit room.

Why don't kerosene thieves ever get caught? Because they almost always make a clean getaway!

On a lighter note, popular internet memes like "Wyoming Crime Watch" and "Kerosene Clues" have sparked humorous conversations about the seemingly improbable correlation between the two phenomena. While these lighthearted takes do little to advance scholarly understanding, they do serve as a reminder that even the most unexpected connections can incite both curiosity and amusement in the public sphere.

As we navigate through the existing literature, it becomes evident that the nexus between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway is a topic that has remained largely unexplored, leaving ample room for interdisciplinary exploration and, dare we say, a few dad jokes along the way.



Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in Wyoming and Kerosene used in Norway. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 1985 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Lighter Side of Crime: A Burning Connection Between Robberies in Wyoming and Kerosene Consumption in Norway

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this delightfully scintillating study, we explore the unexpected connection between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway. Our research team delved into the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration datasets to shine a light on this peculiar relationship. To our surprise, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.8179426 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022.

Strangely enough, our analysis revealed that as kerosene consumption in Norway soared, there was a notable uptick in the number of robberies reported in Wyoming. It's almost as if the increase in kerosene use abroad somehow ignited criminal activity in the wild west!

This intriguing correlation left us pondering: is there a fiery fascination with kerosene that rouses the criminal element in the land of the cowboy? It seems our findings suggest there might be something truly incendiary at play here, sparking criminal behavior amidst the glow of kerosene lamps.

As we delve into the flickering shadows of statistical analysis, we can't help but appreciate the illuminating nature of our research. But as any good researcher knows, it's important to keep a fire extinguisher handy when dealing with hot topics like this.

In conclusion, our findings shed light on a previously overlooked relationship between seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our hope is that this research sparks further interest and investigation into the intriguing intersection of crime and combustion. After all, sometimes the most unexpected connections can provide the brightest insights... or maybe just a good flame-related pun!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Picture this: a cowboy in Wyoming, saddling up for another day in the Wild West, and a Norwegian family cozying up by the glow of a kerosene lamp. The two might seem worlds apart, but as our research reveals, there might just be a burning connection between these seemingly unrelated scenarios.
Now, let's not jump to conclusions, but it seems there's something afoot in the correlation between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway. As we dive into this unexpected nexus, it's worth noting that this fiery correlation has sparked a great deal of fascination among the research community.
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Because somebody told him to get a long little doggie! Now, jokes aside, this unexpected correlation has left us pondering: what could possibly link the consumption of kerosene in the fjords of Norway to the criminal activity in the wide-open spaces of Wyoming? It's an enigma that has had us scratching our heads, just like trying to solve a riddle by a campfire.
As we delve into the depths of our data analysis, we must keep our wits about us, much like trying to handle a lit match in a tinderbox. Our findings, while unexpected, are statistically significant and suggest that a deeper exploration of this relationship may ignite new insights and understanding in the field of criminology and energy consumption.
So, grab your popcorn and don't be surprised if you yet find it popped over an illuminating read. Our research not only offers an intriguing connection but also kindles a spark of curiosity that can only be described as "fire-iously" captivating. After all, when it comes to unexpected connections, you can't help but wonder if there's a burning desire for knowledge at play, or just a well-lit coincidence!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To explore the fiery connection between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway, our research team employed a multifaceted approach. First, we conducted extensive data collection from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration. The data covered the period from 1985 to 2022, giving us a comprehensive overview of both criminal activity in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway. It's remarkable how much one can learn when delving into the depths of datasets – much like digging for firewood when preparing for a campfire.

We then proceeded to perform rigorous statistical analyses, utilizing complex multivariate regression models and time-series analysis techniques. As researchers, we had to handle this task with the utmost care, like, say, wielding a torch in a dimly lit cave – vigilant and cautious. Our aim was to identify any potential relationships between the two seemingly disparate variables, all while treading carefully to avoid getting burned by spurious correlations.

With the statistical fire stoked, we calculated correlation coefficients, p-values, and confidence intervals – or as we like to call them, the kindling for our inferential insights. Our analyses aimed to illuminate any potential patterns or associations between the fluctuations in kerosene consumption in Norway and the reported incidents of robberies in Wyoming. It's quite the balancing act – much like trying to keep a bonfire roaring while also preventing it from getting out of control.

In addition to the quantitative analyses, we also considered qualitative factors that could potentially explain the observed relationship. We sought wisdom from experts in the fields of criminology and energy consumption, nourishing our analytical flames with their valuable insights. It's always beneficial to gather around the intellectual campfire and hear from those who have braved the academic wilderness before us.

Moreover, we didn't shy away from exploring alternative explanations and potential confounding variables that could have contributed to the observed relationship. After all, when dealing with wild hypotheses, one must always be prepared to douse them with a splash of skepticism.

Lastly, we employed robust sensitivity analyses to ensure that our findings were not influenced by outliers or other statistical anomalies. We aimed to prevent any flickers of uncertainty from clouding the illuminating power of our results, much like using a steady hand to shield a candle from a draft.

In the end, our research methodology kindled a comprehensive understanding of the complex relationship between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway. With a little statistical kindling and academic kindling, we were able to illuminate the path toward understanding this curious connection – a beacon of insight amidst the darkness of the unexpected.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in Wyoming and Kerosene used in Norway. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Energy Information Administration .

For the time period 1985 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8179426, r-squared of 0.6690302, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Lighter Side of Crime: A Burning Connection Between Robberies in Wyoming and Kerosene Consumption in Norway

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this delightfully scintillating study, we explore the unexpected connection between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway. Our research team delved into the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration datasets to shine a light on this peculiar relationship. To our surprise, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.8179426 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022.

Strangely enough, our analysis revealed that as kerosene consumption in Norway soared, there was a notable uptick in the number of robberies reported in Wyoming. It's almost as if the increase in kerosene use abroad somehow ignited criminal activity in the wild west!

This intriguing correlation left us pondering: is there a fiery fascination with kerosene that rouses the criminal element in the land of the cowboy? It seems our findings suggest there might be something truly incendiary at play here, sparking criminal behavior amidst the glow of kerosene lamps.

As we delve into the flickering shadows of statistical analysis, we can't help but appreciate the illuminating nature of our research. But as any good researcher knows, it's important to keep a fire extinguisher handy when dealing with hot topics like this.

In conclusion, our findings shed light on a previously overlooked relationship between seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our hope is that this research sparks further interest and investigation into the intriguing intersection of crime and combustion. After all, sometimes the most unexpected connections can provide the brightest insights... or maybe just a good flame-related pun!

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Picture this: a cowboy in Wyoming, saddling up for another day in the Wild West, and a Norwegian family cozying up by the glow of a kerosene lamp. The two might seem worlds apart, but as our research reveals, there might just be a burning connection between these seemingly unrelated scenarios.
Now, let's not jump to conclusions, but it seems there's something afoot in the correlation between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway. As we dive into this unexpected nexus, it's worth noting that this fiery correlation has sparked a great deal of fascination among the research community.
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Because somebody told him to get a long little doggie! Now, jokes aside, this unexpected correlation has left us pondering: what could possibly link the consumption of kerosene in the fjords of Norway to the criminal activity in the wide-open spaces of Wyoming? It's an enigma that has had us scratching our heads, just like trying to solve a riddle by a campfire.
As we delve into the depths of our data analysis, we must keep our wits about us, much like trying to handle a lit match in a tinderbox. Our findings, while unexpected, are statistically significant and suggest that a deeper exploration of this relationship may ignite new insights and understanding in the field of criminology and energy consumption.
So, grab your popcorn and don't be surprised if you yet find it popped over an illuminating read. Our research not only offers an intriguing connection but also kindles a spark of curiosity that can only be described as "fire-iously" captivating. After all, when it comes to unexpected connections, you can't help but wonder if there's a burning desire for knowledge at play, or just a well-lit coincidence!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our analysis uncovered a strong positive correlation between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8179426 and an r-squared value of 0.6690302. The p-value was less than 0.01, indicating that this relationship is statistically significant.

Fig. 1 illustrates the relationship between these two variables, showcasing a compelling pattern that points to a notable synchronicity between the rise in kerosene consumption in Norway and the increase in reported robberies in Wyoming. It's almost as if these two distant locales are ignited by some common underlying factor, much like kindling catching fire in a remote wilderness.

Now, here's a joke to really light up the room: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Speaking of trust, our statistical analysis indeed found a strong level of confidence in the connection between these disparate phenomena, prompting us to further investigate the blazing link between crime and kerosene.

One cannot help but marvel at the unexpected nature of this relationship—much like stumbling upon a hidden treasure while navigating uncharted territory. Our findings suggest a flaming curiosity that demands further exploration, as it seems there might be a fiery fascination with kerosene that stokes the criminal element in the land of the cowboy.

In conclusion, our research emphasizes the importance of remaining vigilant and ever-watchful for unexpected connections in the labyrinth of data analysis. It's remarkable how something as seemingly innocuous as kerosene consumption in Norway can cast a flickering light on the rising tide of crime in Wyoming. This unexpected fiery connection serves as a poignant reminder that sometimes, the most illuminating insights emerge from the most unlikely sources. And who knows, maybe there's more to this burning relationship than meets the eye!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in Wyoming and Kerosene used in Norway. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Lighter Side of Crime: A Burning Connection Between Robberies in Wyoming and Kerosene Consumption in Norway

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this delightfully scintillating study, we explore the unexpected connection between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway. Our research team delved into the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration datasets to shine a light on this peculiar relationship. To our surprise, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.8179426 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022.

Strangely enough, our analysis revealed that as kerosene consumption in Norway soared, there was a notable uptick in the number of robberies reported in Wyoming. It's almost as if the increase in kerosene use abroad somehow ignited criminal activity in the wild west!

This intriguing correlation left us pondering: is there a fiery fascination with kerosene that rouses the criminal element in the land of the cowboy? It seems our findings suggest there might be something truly incendiary at play here, sparking criminal behavior amidst the glow of kerosene lamps.

As we delve into the flickering shadows of statistical analysis, we can't help but appreciate the illuminating nature of our research. But as any good researcher knows, it's important to keep a fire extinguisher handy when dealing with hot topics like this.

In conclusion, our findings shed light on a previously overlooked relationship between seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our hope is that this research sparks further interest and investigation into the intriguing intersection of crime and combustion. After all, sometimes the most unexpected connections can provide the brightest insights... or maybe just a good flame-related pun!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The literature on the correlation between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway has been surprisingly limited, with few studies directly addressing this peculiar linkage. Smith, Doe, and Jones in their seminal work "Crime and Energy: Uncovering Unanticipated Relations" shed light on the intricate connections between energy consumption and criminal activities, though their focus was not specifically on the usage of kerosene in Norway and its potential impact on crime in Wyoming.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the kerosene refinery? Don't worry, they woke up!
Moving beyond the academic realm, non-fiction works such as "Energy Trends in the 21st Century" and "Criminal Mindsets and Motivations" have provided insightful perspectives on energy consumption patterns and criminal behavior. While not directly exploring the unique connection between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene usage in Norway, these publications offer valuable insights into the broader contexts that may influence such correlations.
As we venture into the world of fiction, literature like "Kerosene Cowboys" and "The Crime-Powered Conspiracy" may capture the imagination with their tantalizing titles, but alas, they offer no substantial evidence or analysis related to our specific research inquiry. Nonetheless, the tangential allure of these narratives cannot be dismissed, much like the atmospheric appeal of a flickering kerosene lamp in a dimly lit room.
Why don't kerosene thieves ever get caught? Because they almost always make a clean getaway!
On a lighter note, popular internet memes like "Wyoming Crime Watch" and "Kerosene Clues" have sparked humorous conversations about the seemingly improbable correlation between the two phenomena. While these lighthearted takes do little to advance scholarly understanding, they do serve as a reminder that even the most unexpected connections can incite both curiosity and amusement in the public sphere.
As we navigate through the existing literature, it becomes evident that the nexus between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway is a topic that has remained largely unexplored, leaving ample room for interdisciplinary exploration and, dare we say, a few dad jokes along the way.


[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis uncovered a strong positive correlation between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8179426 and an r-squared value of 0.6690302. The p-value was less than 0.01, indicating that this relationship is statistically significant.
Fig. 1 illustrates the relationship between these two variables, showcasing a compelling pattern that points to a notable synchronicity between the rise in kerosene consumption in Norway and the increase in reported robberies in Wyoming. It's almost as if these two distant locales are ignited by some common underlying factor, much like kindling catching fire in a remote wilderness.
Now, here's a joke to really light up the room: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Speaking of trust, our statistical analysis indeed found a strong level of confidence in the connection between these disparate phenomena, prompting us to further investigate the blazing link between crime and kerosene.
One cannot help but marvel at the unexpected nature of this relationship—much like stumbling upon a hidden treasure while navigating uncharted territory. Our findings suggest a flaming curiosity that demands further exploration, as it seems there might be a fiery fascination with kerosene that stokes the criminal element in the land of the cowboy.
In conclusion, our research emphasizes the importance of remaining vigilant and ever-watchful for unexpected connections in the labyrinth of data analysis. It's remarkable how something as seemingly innocuous as kerosene consumption in Norway can cast a flickering light on the rising tide of crime in Wyoming. This unexpected fiery connection serves as a poignant reminder that sometimes, the most illuminating insights emerge from the most unlikely sources. And who knows, maybe there's more to this burning relationship than meets the eye!

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our study has unveiled an astonishing relationship between the reported robberies in Wyoming and the consumption of kerosene in Norway. The statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8179426 and the p-value of less than 0.01 provide robust evidence to support the notion that these two seemingly disparate phenomena are, in fact, intimately intertwined. It’s almost as though the sparks of criminal activity in Wyoming are being fanned by the fiery consumption of kerosene in Norway.

Our findings align with prior research, particularly the work of Smith, Doe, and Jones, who unearthed compelling evidence linking energy consumption and criminal behavior. This, of course, pales in comparison to the undeniable conflagration of data we have brought to light in our study, illuminating the unexpected nexus between the American West and Scandinavian fuel consumption. One might even say our research has set the field ablaze with newfound interest in this fiery connection. Speaking of which, did you hear about the arsonist who fell in love? He got burnt.

The vivid imagery painted by our statistical analysis demonstrates a compelling congruence between the rise in kerosene use in Norway and the surge in reported robberies in Wyoming. It’s as if the very essence of the flamboyant kerosene lamp is casting its light on criminal activities, igniting a fervor of misdeeds akin to a wildfire in the plains. In essence, our research suggests that there is more than meets the eye in this burning relationship, much like a campfire in the night.

Our study not only contributes to the burgeoning understanding of crime and energy interdependence but also highlights the need for continued investigation into the enigmatic connections that lie beneath the surface of seemingly unrelated phenomena. As researchers, we must remain vigilant, just as one would in a room with an unattended kerosene lamp. After all, in the pursuit of knowledge, one must always keep an eye out for sparks of inspiration, or perhaps even the flickering flames of a good dad joke. Speaking of which, I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

In conclusion, the fiery connection between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway deserves further inquiry and contemplation. Our hope is that our research serves as a torch, lighting the way for future investigations and shedding new light on the unexpected and peculiar connections that abound in the world of academic inquiry. After all, as they say, where there’s smoke, there’s fire, and where there’s fire, there’s usually a dad joke just waiting to be told.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in Wyoming and Kerosene used in Norway. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Lighter Side of Crime: A Burning Connection Between Robberies in Wyoming and Kerosene Consumption in Norway

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this delightfully scintillating study, we explore the unexpected connection between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway. Our research team delved into the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration datasets to shine a light on this peculiar relationship. To our surprise, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.8179426 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022.

Strangely enough, our analysis revealed that as kerosene consumption in Norway soared, there was a notable uptick in the number of robberies reported in Wyoming. It's almost as if the increase in kerosene use abroad somehow ignited criminal activity in the wild west!

This intriguing correlation left us pondering: is there a fiery fascination with kerosene that rouses the criminal element in the land of the cowboy? It seems our findings suggest there might be something truly incendiary at play here, sparking criminal behavior amidst the glow of kerosene lamps.

As we delve into the flickering shadows of statistical analysis, we can't help but appreciate the illuminating nature of our research. But as any good researcher knows, it's important to keep a fire extinguisher handy when dealing with hot topics like this.

In conclusion, our findings shed light on a previously overlooked relationship between seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our hope is that this research sparks further interest and investigation into the intriguing intersection of crime and combustion. After all, sometimes the most unexpected connections can provide the brightest insights... or maybe just a good flame-related pun!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Picture this: a cowboy in Wyoming, saddling up for another day in the Wild West, and a Norwegian family cozying up by the glow of a kerosene lamp. The two might seem worlds apart, but as our research reveals, there might just be a burning connection between these seemingly unrelated scenarios.
Now, let's not jump to conclusions, but it seems there's something afoot in the correlation between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway. As we dive into this unexpected nexus, it's worth noting that this fiery correlation has sparked a great deal of fascination among the research community.
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Because somebody told him to get a long little doggie! Now, jokes aside, this unexpected correlation has left us pondering: what could possibly link the consumption of kerosene in the fjords of Norway to the criminal activity in the wide-open spaces of Wyoming? It's an enigma that has had us scratching our heads, just like trying to solve a riddle by a campfire.
As we delve into the depths of our data analysis, we must keep our wits about us, much like trying to handle a lit match in a tinderbox. Our findings, while unexpected, are statistically significant and suggest that a deeper exploration of this relationship may ignite new insights and understanding in the field of criminology and energy consumption.
So, grab your popcorn and don't be surprised if you yet find it popped over an illuminating read. Our research not only offers an intriguing connection but also kindles a spark of curiosity that can only be described as "fire-iously" captivating. After all, when it comes to unexpected connections, you can't help but wonder if there's a burning desire for knowledge at play, or just a well-lit coincidence!

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis uncovered a strong positive correlation between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8179426 and an r-squared value of 0.6690302. The p-value was less than 0.01, indicating that this relationship is statistically significant.
Fig. 1 illustrates the relationship between these two variables, showcasing a compelling pattern that points to a notable synchronicity between the rise in kerosene consumption in Norway and the increase in reported robberies in Wyoming. It's almost as if these two distant locales are ignited by some common underlying factor, much like kindling catching fire in a remote wilderness.
Now, here's a joke to really light up the room: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Speaking of trust, our statistical analysis indeed found a strong level of confidence in the connection between these disparate phenomena, prompting us to further investigate the blazing link between crime and kerosene.
One cannot help but marvel at the unexpected nature of this relationship—much like stumbling upon a hidden treasure while navigating uncharted territory. Our findings suggest a flaming curiosity that demands further exploration, as it seems there might be a fiery fascination with kerosene that stokes the criminal element in the land of the cowboy.
In conclusion, our research emphasizes the importance of remaining vigilant and ever-watchful for unexpected connections in the labyrinth of data analysis. It's remarkable how something as seemingly innocuous as kerosene consumption in Norway can cast a flickering light on the rising tide of crime in Wyoming. This unexpected fiery connection serves as a poignant reminder that sometimes, the most illuminating insights emerge from the most unlikely sources. And who knows, maybe there's more to this burning relationship than meets the eye!

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has illuminated a previously unnoticed relationship between the consumption of kerosene in Norway and the occurrence of robberies in Wyoming. It's as if there's a fiery fascination with kerosene that is igniting criminal activities in the wild west. The statistical significance of our findings suggests a bonfire of curiosity, sparking further interest and investigation into this enigmatic intersection of crime and combustion.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! However, in all seriousness, our research has shed an unexpected light on this captivating correlation, prompting a reevaluation of assumptions about seemingly unrelated phenomena. It's almost as if there's a burning desire for knowledge at play, or perhaps just a well-lit coincidence!

As we wrap up our discussion, it's clear that no more research is needed in this area. After all, sometimes the most unexpected connections can provide the brightest insights... or maybe just a good flame-related pun!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Lighter Side of Crime: A Burning Connection Between Robberies in Wyoming and Kerosene Consumption in Norway. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Quirky Criminology


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Lighter Side of Crime: A Burning Connection Between Robberies in Wyoming and Kerosene Consumption in Norway. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Comparative Anecdotal Criminology.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Lighter Side of Crime: A Burning Connection Between Robberies in Wyoming and Kerosene Consumption in Norway with an abstract of In this delightfully scintillating study, we explore the unexpected connection between robberies in Wyoming and kerosene consumption in Norway. Our research team delved into the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration datasets to shine a light on this peculiar relationship. To our surprise, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.8179426 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022.
Strangely enough, our analysis revealed that as kerosene consumption in Norway soared, there was a notable uptick in the number of robberies reported in Wyoming. It's almost as if the increase in kerosene use abroad somehow ignited criminal activity in the wild west!
This intriguing correlation left us pondering: is there a fiery fascination with kerosene that rouses the criminal element in the land of the cowboy? It seems our findings suggest there might be something truly incendiary at play here, sparking criminal behavior amidst the glow of kerosene lamps.
As we delve into the flickering shadows of statistical analysis, we can't help but appreciate the illuminating nature of our research. But as any good researcher knows, it's important to keep a fire extinguisher handy when dealing with hot topics like this.
In conclusion, our findings shed light on a previously overlooked relationship between seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our hope is that this research sparks further interest and investigation into the intriguing intersection of crime and combustion. After all, sometimes the most unexpected connections can provide the brightest insights... or maybe just a good flame-related pun!

ChatGPT:

"robberies in Wyoming," "kerosene consumption in Norway," "correlation coefficient," "FBI Criminal Justice Information Services," "Energy Information Administration datasets," "kerosene use and criminal activity," "criminal behavior in Wyoming," "fire-related crime correlations," "crime and combustion," "unusual crime correlations," "relationship between crime and kerosene consumption"

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Data details

Robberies in Wyoming
Detailed data title: The robbery rate per 100,000 residents in Wyoming
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Robberies in Wyoming

Kerosene used in Norway
Detailed data title: Volume of kerosene used consumed in Norway in millions of barrels per day
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Kerosene used in Norway

Correlation r = 0.8179426 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6690302 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 66.9% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Kerosene used in Norway) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Robberies in Wyoming) over the 38 years from 1985 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.6E-10. 0.0000000003620358489238402400
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.82 in 3.6E-8% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 2,762,157,402 random variables You don't actually need 2 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 37 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 37 because we have two variables measured over a period of 38 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.67, 0.9 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19851986198719881989199019911992199319941995199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Robberies in Wyoming (Robbery rate)2022.52015.117.115.917.21817.216.617.920.417.716.215.414.21718.616.713.215.31416.116.314.313.612.510.612.79.110.110.116.91311.511.312.17.9
Kerosene used in Norway (Million Barrels/Day)4.468495.095895.375344.950824.104113.438363.21373.273223.304113.583563.457534.049183.736993.383563.326032.450822.74522.764383.210962.715852.246582.246581.767121.33061.161641.424661.04110.732240.9424660.695890.5589040.5300550.2602740.2602740.0767120.0327870.0328770.021918




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
  5. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([20,22.5,20,15.1,17.1,15.9,17.2,18,17.2,16.6,17.9,20.4,17.7,16.2,15.4,14.2,17,18.6,16.7,13.2,15.3,14,16.1,16.3,14.3,13.6,12.5,10.6,12.7,9.1,10.1,10.1,16.9,13,11.5,11.3,12.1,7.9,])
array_2 = np.array([4.46849,5.09589,5.37534,4.95082,4.10411,3.43836,3.2137,3.27322,3.30411,3.58356,3.45753,4.04918,3.73699,3.38356,3.32603,2.45082,2.7452,2.76438,3.21096,2.71585,2.24658,2.24658,1.76712,1.3306,1.16164,1.42466,1.0411,0.73224,0.942466,0.69589,0.558904,0.530055,0.260274,0.260274,0.076712,0.032787,0.032877,0.021918,])
array_1_name = "Robberies in Wyoming"
array_2_name = "Kerosene used in Norway"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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