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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Columbus and the second variable is NASA's budget as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget.  The chart goes from 1980 to 2023, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The cleaner air led to better visibility, allowing the residents of Columbus to see that NASA was actually just a front for a massive underground cheese grater operation. As public outcry grew, the government had to divert funds from NASA to build a state-of-the-art national cheese grater disposal facility.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate a scene where Columbus' skyline is shrouded in a thick haze of pollution. The cityscape of buildings and factories disappears into the smog. In the foreground, a bar chart materializes, with a segment representing NASA's budget as a percentage of the US Federal Budget growing larger and larger. As the pollution thickens, the chart visually expands, symbolizing the increasing funding required for space exploration. The obstruction of the sky by the smog is evident, hinting at the difficulties faced by NASA in conducting space missions. This leads to delays and malfunctions, further driving up the cost of space exploration, as represented by the escalating bar chart. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in Columbus and NASA's budget as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie Sci-fi fantacy Art nouveau Woodblock painting Photorealism
ChatGPT: Sci-fi fantasy

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in Columbus and NASA's budget as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget, in the following situation: The greater the air pollution, the harder it is for NASA to see through the atmosphere and into space. This leads to more frequent space mission delays and malfunctions, driving up the cost of space exploration and drawing a larger percentage of the federal budget.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Columbus, the skyline is masked by a thick layer of smog as cars and factories spew out pollution into the air. NASA's budget as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget is displayed as a bar chart, with the bar growing larger and larger as the pollution in the air worsens. The smog obstructs the view of the sky, making it difficult for NASA to conduct space missions, causing delays and malfunctions, and thus driving up the cost of space exploration, which in turn draws a larger percentage of the federal budget.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Sci-fi fantasy ] and depicting this scene: In Columbus, the skyline is masked by a thick layer of smog as cars and factories spew out pollution into the air. NASA's budget as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget is displayed as a bar chart, with the bar growing larger and larger as the pollution in the air worsens. The smog obstructs the view of the sky, making it difficult for NASA to conduct space missions, causing delays and malfunctions, and thus driving up the cost of space exploration, which in turn draws a larger percentage of the federal budget. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate a scene where Columbus' skyline is shrouded in a thick haze of pollution. The cityscape of buildings and factories disappears into the smog. In the foreground, a bar chart materializes, with a segment representing NASA's budget as a percentage of the US Federal Budget growing larger and larger. As the pollution thickens, the chart visually expands, symbolizing the increasing funding required for space exploration. The obstruction of the sky by the smog is evident, hinting at the difficulties faced by NASA in conducting space missions. This leads to delays and malfunctions, further driving up the cost of space exploration, as represented by the escalating bar chart.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Air pollution in Columbus caused NASA's budget as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Out of this World: The Cosmic Relationship Between Air Pollution in Columbus and NASA's Budget Allocation

The Journal of Extraterrestrial Environmental Economics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Columbus and NASA's budget as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Planetary.org to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.6757160 and p < 0.01 for 1980 to 2023.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Out of this World: The Cosmic Relationship Between Air Pollution in Columbus and NASA's Budget Allocation"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research, we explore the intriguing connection between air pollution levels in Columbus and the allocation of budget to NASA as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget. By analyzing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Planetary.org, we sought to unearth the cosmic relationship between these two apparently disparate factors. Employing robust statistical methodologies, our findings reveal a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.6757160 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1980 to 2023. Our research sheds light on the celestial dance of atmospheric pollutants and federal budgetary priorities, highlighting the essential interplay between Earth-bound concerns and cosmic endeavors.

Dad Joke: Did you hear about the astronaut who broke up with his girlfriend? He needed space.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Columbus and NASA's budget as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Out of this World: The Cosmic Relationship Between Air Pollution in Columbus and NASA's Budget Allocation"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research, we explore the intriguing connection between air pollution levels in Columbus and the allocation of budget to NASA as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget. By analyzing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Planetary.org, we sought to unearth the cosmic relationship between these two apparently disparate factors. Employing robust statistical methodologies, our findings reveal a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.6757160 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1980 to 2023. Our research sheds light on the celestial dance of atmospheric pollutants and federal budgetary priorities, highlighting the essential interplay between Earth-bound concerns and cosmic endeavors.

Dad Joke: Did you hear about the astronaut who broke up with his girlfriend? He needed space.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The study of environmental factors and their impact on socio-economic variables has long been an area of interest among researchers. From the effects of air pollution on public health to the allocation of federal funds to organizations such as NASA, the interplay between the Earth's atmosphere and the cosmos continues to captivate the scientific community.

Dad Joke: Why did the physicist go to the beach? Because he wanted to test his "hydro-dynamic" theories.

Air pollution, a pressing concern in many urban areas, has been the subject of extensive study and policymaking. In tandem, the budget allocation to space exploration, as symbolized by NASA's share of the federal budget, reflects society's commitment to understanding the universe beyond our planet. These ostensibly distinct areas of inquiry converge in our investigation, as we seek to uncover the celestial connection between air pollution levels in Columbus and the financial backing accorded to space exploration endeavors.

Dad Joke: I told my colleague a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.

With the rise of environmental consciousness and the continued quest for scientific exploration, it becomes imperative to discern any potential nexus between these domains. Through a rigorous analysis of empirical data, we aim to explore whether the fluctuation in Columbus' air pollution levels correlates with the percentage of the US Federal Budget allocated to NASA. Our statistical approach promises to reveal whether there exists a significant relationship between these seemingly dissimilar variables.

Dad Joke: I would tell you a statistics joke, but it's mean.

To embark on this investigative journey, we draw upon data from the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), capturing air quality parameters in Columbus, Ohio. Parallelly, we rely on figures from Planetary.org to assess the historical budget allocations to NASA, contextualizing these within the broader spectrum of federal financial disbursements. By leveraging robust statistical methodologies, we endeavor to unveil the cosmic harmony—or discord—between these divergent domains.

Dad Joke: I asked the data for a time-related pun. It said, "It's about time!"

As we traverse this interdisciplinary terrain, we recognize the significance of our quest. Not only do we seek to unravel the statistical associations, but also to transcend the boundaries of conventional wisdom and illuminate the interwoven narrative of our planet's atmosphere and humanity's cosmic ambitions. Our findings, we trust, will contribute to a deeper understanding of the cosmic interplay between Earth-bound concerns and extraterrestrial pursuits.

Dad Joke: I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

In the following sections, we present our methodological approach, data analysis, and the compelling revelations that emerged from our empirical pursuit. Join us in this astronomical exploration of links that defy conventional wisdom as we uncover the cosmic relationship between Columbus' air pollution and NASA's budget allocation.

Dad Joke: You know, I used to be a data scientist, but then I lost interest.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Columbus and NASA's budget as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Out of this World: The Cosmic Relationship Between Air Pollution in Columbus and NASA's Budget Allocation"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research, we explore the intriguing connection between air pollution levels in Columbus and the allocation of budget to NASA as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget. By analyzing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Planetary.org, we sought to unearth the cosmic relationship between these two apparently disparate factors. Employing robust statistical methodologies, our findings reveal a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.6757160 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1980 to 2023. Our research sheds light on the celestial dance of atmospheric pollutants and federal budgetary priorities, highlighting the essential interplay between Earth-bound concerns and cosmic endeavors.

Dad Joke: Did you hear about the astronaut who broke up with his girlfriend? He needed space.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The study of environmental factors and their impact on socio-economic variables has long been an area of interest among researchers. From the effects of air pollution on public health to the allocation of federal funds to organizations such as NASA, the interplay between the Earth's atmosphere and the cosmos continues to captivate the scientific community.
Dad Joke: Why did the physicist go to the beach? Because he wanted to test his "hydro-dynamic" theories.
Air pollution, a pressing concern in many urban areas, has been the subject of extensive study and policymaking. In tandem, the budget allocation to space exploration, as symbolized by NASA's share of the federal budget, reflects society's commitment to understanding the universe beyond our planet. These ostensibly distinct areas of inquiry converge in our investigation, as we seek to uncover the celestial connection between air pollution levels in Columbus and the financial backing accorded to space exploration endeavors.
Dad Joke: I told my colleague a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
With the rise of environmental consciousness and the continued quest for scientific exploration, it becomes imperative to discern any potential nexus between these domains. Through a rigorous analysis of empirical data, we aim to explore whether the fluctuation in Columbus' air pollution levels correlates with the percentage of the US Federal Budget allocated to NASA. Our statistical approach promises to reveal whether there exists a significant relationship between these seemingly dissimilar variables.
Dad Joke: I would tell you a statistics joke, but it's mean.
To embark on this investigative journey, we draw upon data from the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), capturing air quality parameters in Columbus, Ohio. Parallelly, we rely on figures from Planetary.org to assess the historical budget allocations to NASA, contextualizing these within the broader spectrum of federal financial disbursements. By leveraging robust statistical methodologies, we endeavor to unveil the cosmic harmony—or discord—between these divergent domains.
Dad Joke: I asked the data for a time-related pun. It said, "It's about time!"
As we traverse this interdisciplinary terrain, we recognize the significance of our quest. Not only do we seek to unravel the statistical associations, but also to transcend the boundaries of conventional wisdom and illuminate the interwoven narrative of our planet's atmosphere and humanity's cosmic ambitions. Our findings, we trust, will contribute to a deeper understanding of the cosmic interplay between Earth-bound concerns and extraterrestrial pursuits.
Dad Joke: I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
In the following sections, we present our methodological approach, data analysis, and the compelling revelations that emerged from our empirical pursuit. Join us in this astronomical exploration of links that defy conventional wisdom as we uncover the cosmic relationship between Columbus' air pollution and NASA's budget allocation.
Dad Joke: You know, I used to be a data scientist, but then I lost interest.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Smith et al.," the authors find that air pollution poses significant threats to public health and environmental well-being, with adverse effects ranging from respiratory ailments to ecosystem degradation. Similarly, "Doe and Jones" underscore the pivotal role of budgetary allocations in shaping the trajectory of space exploration initiatives, particularly NASA's share of the federal budget. These seminal works lay the groundwork for our investigation into the intriguing connection between air pollution in Columbus and the allocation of budget to NASA as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget.

Dad Joke: Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!

Drawing from the realms of non-fiction literature, "The Invisible Rainbow: A History of Electricity and Life" by Arthur Firstenberg provides a thought-provoking analysis of the intricate and pervasive connections between human activities and atmospheric phenomena, shedding light on the far-reaching impact of pollution. Additionally, "We Choose the Moon: Celebrating the 40th Anniversary of the Apollo 11 Lunar Landing" by George C. Marshall Space Flight Center presents a compelling narrative of humanity's lunar conquest, offering insights into the historical context of NASA's budget allocation.

In the realm of fiction, "The Martian" by Andy Weir offers a captivating portrayal of human perseverance in the face of extraterrestrial challenges, resonating with the spirit of NASA's endeavors. Furthermore, "Solaris" by Stanislaw Lem delves into the enigmatic depths of outer space, beckoning readers to contemplate the cosmic mysteries that fuel humanity's exploration. These works, while fictional, echo the cosmic reverberations that underpin our investigation.

Dad Joke: What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Notably, the animated series "The Magic School Bus" and "Captain Planet and the Planeteers" imparted valuable insights on environmental awareness and the interconnectedness of planetary systems, nurturing inquisitive minds with a blend of science and entertainment. The whimsical adventures of these childhood favorites resonate with our inquiries into the celestial dance of air pollution and federal budgetary priorities, underscoring the enduring relevance of these themes across diverse media.

In traversing the cosmic landscape of air pollution in Columbus and NASA's budget allocation, our literature review intertwines serious scholarly inquiries with an infusion of imaginative narratives and childhood inspirations, enriching the tapestry of our investigation with a diverse array of influences.

Dad Joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Columbus and NASA's budget as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Planetary.org . You used data from 1980 to 2023

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Out of this World: The Cosmic Relationship Between Air Pollution in Columbus and NASA's Budget Allocation"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research, we explore the intriguing connection between air pollution levels in Columbus and the allocation of budget to NASA as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget. By analyzing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Planetary.org, we sought to unearth the cosmic relationship between these two apparently disparate factors. Employing robust statistical methodologies, our findings reveal a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.6757160 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1980 to 2023. Our research sheds light on the celestial dance of atmospheric pollutants and federal budgetary priorities, highlighting the essential interplay between Earth-bound concerns and cosmic endeavors.

Dad Joke: Did you hear about the astronaut who broke up with his girlfriend? He needed space.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The study of environmental factors and their impact on socio-economic variables has long been an area of interest among researchers. From the effects of air pollution on public health to the allocation of federal funds to organizations such as NASA, the interplay between the Earth's atmosphere and the cosmos continues to captivate the scientific community.
Dad Joke: Why did the physicist go to the beach? Because he wanted to test his "hydro-dynamic" theories.
Air pollution, a pressing concern in many urban areas, has been the subject of extensive study and policymaking. In tandem, the budget allocation to space exploration, as symbolized by NASA's share of the federal budget, reflects society's commitment to understanding the universe beyond our planet. These ostensibly distinct areas of inquiry converge in our investigation, as we seek to uncover the celestial connection between air pollution levels in Columbus and the financial backing accorded to space exploration endeavors.
Dad Joke: I told my colleague a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
With the rise of environmental consciousness and the continued quest for scientific exploration, it becomes imperative to discern any potential nexus between these domains. Through a rigorous analysis of empirical data, we aim to explore whether the fluctuation in Columbus' air pollution levels correlates with the percentage of the US Federal Budget allocated to NASA. Our statistical approach promises to reveal whether there exists a significant relationship between these seemingly dissimilar variables.
Dad Joke: I would tell you a statistics joke, but it's mean.
To embark on this investigative journey, we draw upon data from the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), capturing air quality parameters in Columbus, Ohio. Parallelly, we rely on figures from Planetary.org to assess the historical budget allocations to NASA, contextualizing these within the broader spectrum of federal financial disbursements. By leveraging robust statistical methodologies, we endeavor to unveil the cosmic harmony—or discord—between these divergent domains.
Dad Joke: I asked the data for a time-related pun. It said, "It's about time!"
As we traverse this interdisciplinary terrain, we recognize the significance of our quest. Not only do we seek to unravel the statistical associations, but also to transcend the boundaries of conventional wisdom and illuminate the interwoven narrative of our planet's atmosphere and humanity's cosmic ambitions. Our findings, we trust, will contribute to a deeper understanding of the cosmic interplay between Earth-bound concerns and extraterrestrial pursuits.
Dad Joke: I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
In the following sections, we present our methodological approach, data analysis, and the compelling revelations that emerged from our empirical pursuit. Join us in this astronomical exploration of links that defy conventional wisdom as we uncover the cosmic relationship between Columbus' air pollution and NASA's budget allocation.
Dad Joke: You know, I used to be a data scientist, but then I lost interest.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unearth the cosmic connection between air pollution in Columbus and the allocation of budget to NASA, we employed a multifaceted approach that was as diverse as the celestial bodies we seek to understand. Our methodology was akin to a space exploration mission, venturing into uncharted statistical territories with the curiosity of an astronaut discovering a new planet.

Sampling Technique:
We opted for a stratified sampling technique, metaphorically resembling the layers of Earth's atmosphere, to ensure that we captured a representative snapshot of air pollution levels in Columbus from 1980 to 2023. Each stratum represented a different epoch of our journey through time and space, capturing the historical fluctuations in air quality with the precision of a rover maneuvering on Martian terrain.

Data Collection:
Our intrepid research team delved into the digital cosmos of online data repositories, drawing primarily from the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) for comprehensive air quality data in Columbus. We then navigated through the stellar tapestry of Planetary.org to gather information on NASA's budget allocation as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget, spanning over four decades. It was like navigating through a nebula of information, with the ultimate goal of uncovering celestial insights hidden among the data points.

Dad Joke: How do you organize a space party? You planet.

Variable Selection:
With the precision of a telescope honing in on a distant constellation, we carefully selected variables that encapsulated the essence of our cosmic quest. Air pollution levels in Columbus, measured in parts per million (ppm), took center stage in our terrestrial investigation, while NASA's budget allocation as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget emerged as the astronomical variable reflecting humanity's cosmic aspirations. Like balancing the gravitational forces in an orbital trajectory, we sought to understand the delicate equilibrium between these two seemingly disparate elements.

Statistical Analysis:
Our statistical analysis was akin to mapping the trajectory of a meteor shower, aiming to track the patterns of influence and interaction between air pollution and budgetary priorities. We calculated the correlation coefficient using Pearson's method, allowing us to quantify the strength and direction of the relationship between the variables. Additionally, we conducted a regression analysis to model the impact of air pollution on NASA's budget allocation, akin to predicting the trajectory of a space probe hurtling through the cosmos.

Dad Joke: I used to know a joke about infinity, but it had no end.

Data Interpretation:
Just as astronomers decipher the enigmatic signals from distant galaxies, we embarked on the challenging task of interpreting the celestial signals embedded within our data. Our interpretations were grounded in the principles of statistical significance, guiding us to discern whether the cosmic dance of air pollution and budget allocation was a mere chance alignment or a gravitational tug of interstellar proportions.

Robustness Checks:
In the spirit of thorough exploration, we subjected our findings to rigorous robustness checks, replicating our analysis across different time periods and employing alternative statistical techniques. This was akin to verifying our findings through multiple telescopes, ensuring that the cosmic patterns we observed were not mere optical illusions but enduring constellations in the statistical firmament.

Dad Joke: I told my friend 10 jokes about space. It's unusual to fall in the black hole.

In summary, our methodology combined the precision of Earth-bound measurements with the cosmic ambition of unraveling celestial phenomena. Through our empirical odyssey, we sought to shed light on the intricate interplay between air pollution in Columbus and NASA's budget allocation, unveiling a cosmic relationship that transcends the boundaries of our terrestrial abode.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Columbus and NASA's budget as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Planetary.org .

For the time period 1980 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.6757160, r-squared of 0.4565921, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Out of this World: The Cosmic Relationship Between Air Pollution in Columbus and NASA's Budget Allocation"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research, we explore the intriguing connection between air pollution levels in Columbus and the allocation of budget to NASA as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget. By analyzing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Planetary.org, we sought to unearth the cosmic relationship between these two apparently disparate factors. Employing robust statistical methodologies, our findings reveal a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.6757160 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1980 to 2023. Our research sheds light on the celestial dance of atmospheric pollutants and federal budgetary priorities, highlighting the essential interplay between Earth-bound concerns and cosmic endeavors.

Dad Joke: Did you hear about the astronaut who broke up with his girlfriend? He needed space.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The study of environmental factors and their impact on socio-economic variables has long been an area of interest among researchers. From the effects of air pollution on public health to the allocation of federal funds to organizations such as NASA, the interplay between the Earth's atmosphere and the cosmos continues to captivate the scientific community.
Dad Joke: Why did the physicist go to the beach? Because he wanted to test his "hydro-dynamic" theories.
Air pollution, a pressing concern in many urban areas, has been the subject of extensive study and policymaking. In tandem, the budget allocation to space exploration, as symbolized by NASA's share of the federal budget, reflects society's commitment to understanding the universe beyond our planet. These ostensibly distinct areas of inquiry converge in our investigation, as we seek to uncover the celestial connection between air pollution levels in Columbus and the financial backing accorded to space exploration endeavors.
Dad Joke: I told my colleague a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
With the rise of environmental consciousness and the continued quest for scientific exploration, it becomes imperative to discern any potential nexus between these domains. Through a rigorous analysis of empirical data, we aim to explore whether the fluctuation in Columbus' air pollution levels correlates with the percentage of the US Federal Budget allocated to NASA. Our statistical approach promises to reveal whether there exists a significant relationship between these seemingly dissimilar variables.
Dad Joke: I would tell you a statistics joke, but it's mean.
To embark on this investigative journey, we draw upon data from the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), capturing air quality parameters in Columbus, Ohio. Parallelly, we rely on figures from Planetary.org to assess the historical budget allocations to NASA, contextualizing these within the broader spectrum of federal financial disbursements. By leveraging robust statistical methodologies, we endeavor to unveil the cosmic harmony—or discord—between these divergent domains.
Dad Joke: I asked the data for a time-related pun. It said, "It's about time!"
As we traverse this interdisciplinary terrain, we recognize the significance of our quest. Not only do we seek to unravel the statistical associations, but also to transcend the boundaries of conventional wisdom and illuminate the interwoven narrative of our planet's atmosphere and humanity's cosmic ambitions. Our findings, we trust, will contribute to a deeper understanding of the cosmic interplay between Earth-bound concerns and extraterrestrial pursuits.
Dad Joke: I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
In the following sections, we present our methodological approach, data analysis, and the compelling revelations that emerged from our empirical pursuit. Join us in this astronomical exploration of links that defy conventional wisdom as we uncover the cosmic relationship between Columbus' air pollution and NASA's budget allocation.
Dad Joke: You know, I used to be a data scientist, but then I lost interest.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our investigation revealed a surprisingly robust correlation between air pollution levels in Columbus and NASA's budget allocation as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget. We found a correlation coefficient of 0.6757160, indicating a moderate to strong positive relationship between these variables. As for the r-squared value, it stood at 0.4565921, suggesting that approximately 45.66% of the variability in NASA's budget allocation can be explained by the variation in air pollution levels in Columbus.

Dad Joke: I told my friend a science joke, but I don't think they understood it. It was sodium funny!

The p-value of less than 0.01 further bolstered the statistical significance of our findings, lending strong support to the existence of a significant association between air pollution in Columbus and the portion of the federal budget earmarked for NASA. It seems there's more to the cosmos than meets the eye!

Now, turning our attention to the one figure included in our study (see Fig. 1), the scatterplot vividly depicts the strong correlation that emerged from our analysis. The plot showcases the cosmic dance between air pollution levels in Columbus and NASA's budget allocation, underscoring the interstellar bond between these seemingly unrelated variables.

Dad Joke: I asked the librarian if they had any books on stars. They said they're always fully booked.

In light of our research, it appears that the Earth's atmosphere and the cosmos indeed share a cosmic connection, intertwining environmental concerns with celestial exploration. Our findings serve as a testament to the multifaceted relationship between our planet's atmospheric well-being and our pursuits beyond Earth's boundaries, shedding light on the captivating interplay between terrestrial woes and cosmic endeavors.

The statistical link we've uncovered not only broadens our understanding of the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate domains but also reinforces the adage that in the vast expanse of the universe, everything is connected in one way or another. It seems there's more to NASA's budget than just stardust and dreams!

Rest assured that our inquiry into this enigmatic connection has only just begun. Join us in this astronomical journey as we continue to unearth the celestial harmony between air pollution in Columbus and NASA's budget allocation, bridging the gap between the down-to-Earth concerns of urban pollution and the out-of-this-world pursuits of space exploration.

Dad Joke: I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired for taking a couple of days off.

In the subsequent sections of this paper, we will delve further into the implications of our findings and explore the cosmic repercussions of this remarkable statistical link. So, buckle up for this otherworldly exploration, where science meets the universe, and statistics uncover the cosmic dance of variables beyond our atmosphere!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Columbus and NASA's budget as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Out of this World: The Cosmic Relationship Between Air Pollution in Columbus and NASA's Budget Allocation"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research, we explore the intriguing connection between air pollution levels in Columbus and the allocation of budget to NASA as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget. By analyzing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Planetary.org, we sought to unearth the cosmic relationship between these two apparently disparate factors. Employing robust statistical methodologies, our findings reveal a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.6757160 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1980 to 2023. Our research sheds light on the celestial dance of atmospheric pollutants and federal budgetary priorities, highlighting the essential interplay between Earth-bound concerns and cosmic endeavors.

Dad Joke: Did you hear about the astronaut who broke up with his girlfriend? He needed space.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith et al.," the authors find that air pollution poses significant threats to public health and environmental well-being, with adverse effects ranging from respiratory ailments to ecosystem degradation. Similarly, "Doe and Jones" underscore the pivotal role of budgetary allocations in shaping the trajectory of space exploration initiatives, particularly NASA's share of the federal budget. These seminal works lay the groundwork for our investigation into the intriguing connection between air pollution in Columbus and the allocation of budget to NASA as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget.
Dad Joke: Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
Drawing from the realms of non-fiction literature, "The Invisible Rainbow: A History of Electricity and Life" by Arthur Firstenberg provides a thought-provoking analysis of the intricate and pervasive connections between human activities and atmospheric phenomena, shedding light on the far-reaching impact of pollution. Additionally, "We Choose the Moon: Celebrating the 40th Anniversary of the Apollo 11 Lunar Landing" by George C. Marshall Space Flight Center presents a compelling narrative of humanity's lunar conquest, offering insights into the historical context of NASA's budget allocation.
In the realm of fiction, "The Martian" by Andy Weir offers a captivating portrayal of human perseverance in the face of extraterrestrial challenges, resonating with the spirit of NASA's endeavors. Furthermore, "Solaris" by Stanislaw Lem delves into the enigmatic depths of outer space, beckoning readers to contemplate the cosmic mysteries that fuel humanity's exploration. These works, while fictional, echo the cosmic reverberations that underpin our investigation.
Dad Joke: What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Notably, the animated series "The Magic School Bus" and "Captain Planet and the Planeteers" imparted valuable insights on environmental awareness and the interconnectedness of planetary systems, nurturing inquisitive minds with a blend of science and entertainment. The whimsical adventures of these childhood favorites resonate with our inquiries into the celestial dance of air pollution and federal budgetary priorities, underscoring the enduring relevance of these themes across diverse media.
In traversing the cosmic landscape of air pollution in Columbus and NASA's budget allocation, our literature review intertwines serious scholarly inquiries with an infusion of imaginative narratives and childhood inspirations, enriching the tapestry of our investigation with a diverse array of influences.
Dad Joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation revealed a surprisingly robust correlation between air pollution levels in Columbus and NASA's budget allocation as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget. We found a correlation coefficient of 0.6757160, indicating a moderate to strong positive relationship between these variables. As for the r-squared value, it stood at 0.4565921, suggesting that approximately 45.66% of the variability in NASA's budget allocation can be explained by the variation in air pollution levels in Columbus.
Dad Joke: I told my friend a science joke, but I don't think they understood it. It was sodium funny!
The p-value of less than 0.01 further bolstered the statistical significance of our findings, lending strong support to the existence of a significant association between air pollution in Columbus and the portion of the federal budget earmarked for NASA. It seems there's more to the cosmos than meets the eye!
Now, turning our attention to the one figure included in our study (see Fig. 1), the scatterplot vividly depicts the strong correlation that emerged from our analysis. The plot showcases the cosmic dance between air pollution levels in Columbus and NASA's budget allocation, underscoring the interstellar bond between these seemingly unrelated variables.
Dad Joke: I asked the librarian if they had any books on stars. They said they're always fully booked.
In light of our research, it appears that the Earth's atmosphere and the cosmos indeed share a cosmic connection, intertwining environmental concerns with celestial exploration. Our findings serve as a testament to the multifaceted relationship between our planet's atmospheric well-being and our pursuits beyond Earth's boundaries, shedding light on the captivating interplay between terrestrial woes and cosmic endeavors.
The statistical link we've uncovered not only broadens our understanding of the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate domains but also reinforces the adage that in the vast expanse of the universe, everything is connected in one way or another. It seems there's more to NASA's budget than just stardust and dreams!
Rest assured that our inquiry into this enigmatic connection has only just begun. Join us in this astronomical journey as we continue to unearth the celestial harmony between air pollution in Columbus and NASA's budget allocation, bridging the gap between the down-to-Earth concerns of urban pollution and the out-of-this-world pursuits of space exploration.
Dad Joke: I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired for taking a couple of days off.
In the subsequent sections of this paper, we will delve further into the implications of our findings and explore the cosmic repercussions of this remarkable statistical link. So, buckle up for this otherworldly exploration, where science meets the universe, and statistics uncover the cosmic dance of variables beyond our atmosphere!

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our research has unearthed a captivating correlation between air pollution levels in Columbus and NASA's budget allocation as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget. The statistical link we've established serves as a testament to the cosmic interplay between Earthly environmental concerns and the grand astronomical pursuits of space exploration. It seems that the cosmic dance of variables extends far beyond the reaches of our atmosphere, intertwining the celestial and the terrestrial in an intricate tapestry of interconnectedness.

Our findings are in line with prior research, aligning with the insights of "Smith et al." and "Doe and Jones," who underscored the multifaceted repercussions of air pollution and budgetary allocations on public health and space exploration, respectively. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.6757160 and p < 0.01 that we have unveiled adds a compelling layer to our understanding of these phenomena. Evidently, there's more to the cosmic symphony than just stardust and space shuttles!

The whimsical influences from "The Magic School Bus" and "Captain Planet and the Planeteers," while lighthearted in nature, mirror the enduring relevance of environmental awareness and interconnected planetary systems, which echo the essence of our investigation. Just as Ms. Frizzle and Captain Planet embarked on captivating adventures through the realms of science and environmental stewardship, our research takes us on an intellectual odyssey through the cosmic connections between air pollution in Columbus and the budgetary priorities of NASA.

Our study's r-squared value of 0.4565921 indicates that approximately 45.66% of the variability in NASA's budget allocation can be elucidated by the variation in air pollution levels in Columbus. This statistical insight not only enriches our understanding of the cosmic relationship between these variables but also underscores the fascinating interplay of celestial and terrestrial influences. It seems that the Earth's atmosphere and the cosmos are engaged in a cosmic tango of interrelated variables, all twirling around one another in a celestial waltz.

The scatterplot presented in our study vividly portrays the strong correlation between air pollution levels in Columbus and NASA's budget allocation, offering a visual testament to the cosmic dance of variables that underpin our findings. It seems that even in the realm of statistics, the stars are aligning to reveal the captivating coherence between seemingly unrelated domains. There's more to this statistical relationship than meets the eye – it's as though the universe is speaking to us through the language of data and variables!

As we continue our otherworldly exploration, we invite fellow scholars and enthusiasts to join us on this cosmic journey. Together, let us unravel the cosmic repercussions of this remarkable statistical link and explore the profound implications of the cosmic symphony that binds air pollution in Columbus and NASA's budget allocation. So, fasten your seatbelts for this astronomical odyssey, where science meets the universe, and statistics uncover the cosmic dance of variables beyond our atmosphere. It's bound to be a stellar ride, pun intended!

In the next part of our astro-statistical adventure, we will delve deeper into the potential mechanisms underlying the observed correlation, delving into the cosmic tapestry that intertwines air pollution and NASA's budget allocation. As we navigate this cosmic terrain, let us remember that even in the cosmic dance of variables, there's always room for a good dad joke – after all, humor is the gravitational force that brings levity to our academic pursuits. Keep looking to the stars!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Columbus and NASA's budget as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Out of this World: The Cosmic Relationship Between Air Pollution in Columbus and NASA's Budget Allocation"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research, we explore the intriguing connection between air pollution levels in Columbus and the allocation of budget to NASA as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget. By analyzing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Planetary.org, we sought to unearth the cosmic relationship between these two apparently disparate factors. Employing robust statistical methodologies, our findings reveal a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.6757160 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1980 to 2023. Our research sheds light on the celestial dance of atmospheric pollutants and federal budgetary priorities, highlighting the essential interplay between Earth-bound concerns and cosmic endeavors.

Dad Joke: Did you hear about the astronaut who broke up with his girlfriend? He needed space.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The study of environmental factors and their impact on socio-economic variables has long been an area of interest among researchers. From the effects of air pollution on public health to the allocation of federal funds to organizations such as NASA, the interplay between the Earth's atmosphere and the cosmos continues to captivate the scientific community.
Dad Joke: Why did the physicist go to the beach? Because he wanted to test his "hydro-dynamic" theories.
Air pollution, a pressing concern in many urban areas, has been the subject of extensive study and policymaking. In tandem, the budget allocation to space exploration, as symbolized by NASA's share of the federal budget, reflects society's commitment to understanding the universe beyond our planet. These ostensibly distinct areas of inquiry converge in our investigation, as we seek to uncover the celestial connection between air pollution levels in Columbus and the financial backing accorded to space exploration endeavors.
Dad Joke: I told my colleague a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
With the rise of environmental consciousness and the continued quest for scientific exploration, it becomes imperative to discern any potential nexus between these domains. Through a rigorous analysis of empirical data, we aim to explore whether the fluctuation in Columbus' air pollution levels correlates with the percentage of the US Federal Budget allocated to NASA. Our statistical approach promises to reveal whether there exists a significant relationship between these seemingly dissimilar variables.
Dad Joke: I would tell you a statistics joke, but it's mean.
To embark on this investigative journey, we draw upon data from the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), capturing air quality parameters in Columbus, Ohio. Parallelly, we rely on figures from Planetary.org to assess the historical budget allocations to NASA, contextualizing these within the broader spectrum of federal financial disbursements. By leveraging robust statistical methodologies, we endeavor to unveil the cosmic harmony—or discord—between these divergent domains.
Dad Joke: I asked the data for a time-related pun. It said, "It's about time!"
As we traverse this interdisciplinary terrain, we recognize the significance of our quest. Not only do we seek to unravel the statistical associations, but also to transcend the boundaries of conventional wisdom and illuminate the interwoven narrative of our planet's atmosphere and humanity's cosmic ambitions. Our findings, we trust, will contribute to a deeper understanding of the cosmic interplay between Earth-bound concerns and extraterrestrial pursuits.
Dad Joke: I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
In the following sections, we present our methodological approach, data analysis, and the compelling revelations that emerged from our empirical pursuit. Join us in this astronomical exploration of links that defy conventional wisdom as we uncover the cosmic relationship between Columbus' air pollution and NASA's budget allocation.
Dad Joke: You know, I used to be a data scientist, but then I lost interest.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation revealed a surprisingly robust correlation between air pollution levels in Columbus and NASA's budget allocation as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget. We found a correlation coefficient of 0.6757160, indicating a moderate to strong positive relationship between these variables. As for the r-squared value, it stood at 0.4565921, suggesting that approximately 45.66% of the variability in NASA's budget allocation can be explained by the variation in air pollution levels in Columbus.
Dad Joke: I told my friend a science joke, but I don't think they understood it. It was sodium funny!
The p-value of less than 0.01 further bolstered the statistical significance of our findings, lending strong support to the existence of a significant association between air pollution in Columbus and the portion of the federal budget earmarked for NASA. It seems there's more to the cosmos than meets the eye!
Now, turning our attention to the one figure included in our study (see Fig. 1), the scatterplot vividly depicts the strong correlation that emerged from our analysis. The plot showcases the cosmic dance between air pollution levels in Columbus and NASA's budget allocation, underscoring the interstellar bond between these seemingly unrelated variables.
Dad Joke: I asked the librarian if they had any books on stars. They said they're always fully booked.
In light of our research, it appears that the Earth's atmosphere and the cosmos indeed share a cosmic connection, intertwining environmental concerns with celestial exploration. Our findings serve as a testament to the multifaceted relationship between our planet's atmospheric well-being and our pursuits beyond Earth's boundaries, shedding light on the captivating interplay between terrestrial woes and cosmic endeavors.
The statistical link we've uncovered not only broadens our understanding of the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate domains but also reinforces the adage that in the vast expanse of the universe, everything is connected in one way or another. It seems there's more to NASA's budget than just stardust and dreams!
Rest assured that our inquiry into this enigmatic connection has only just begun. Join us in this astronomical journey as we continue to unearth the celestial harmony between air pollution in Columbus and NASA's budget allocation, bridging the gap between the down-to-Earth concerns of urban pollution and the out-of-this-world pursuits of space exploration.
Dad Joke: I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired for taking a couple of days off.
In the subsequent sections of this paper, we will delve further into the implications of our findings and explore the cosmic repercussions of this remarkable statistical link. So, buckle up for this otherworldly exploration, where science meets the universe, and statistics uncover the cosmic dance of variables beyond our atmosphere!

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has unveiled a compelling cosmic dance between air pollution in Columbus and NASA's budget allocation as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget. The correlation coefficient of 0.6757160 indicates a surprising interstellar connection, highlighting the celestial harmony between these apparently distinct realms. It seems that even in the vast expanse of the universe, statistical relationships find a way to defy gravity and unite the most unexpected variables.

Dad Joke: What do you call an astronaut's favorite part of a computer? The space bar!

The r-squared value of 0.4565921 further emphasizes that nearly 46% of the variability in NASA's budget allocation can be attributed to the fluctuation in air pollution levels in Columbus. It's as if the cosmic forces are at play, guiding the ebb and flow of both atmospheric pollutants and federal financial commitments.

Dad Joke: What did the biologist wear to impress their date? Designer genes!

With a p-value of less than 0.01 endorsing the statistical significance of our findings, it's clear that this cosmic connection between Earth-bound air pollution and interstellar budgetary priorities is not just a celestial fluke. By delving into these unconventional relationships, we're essentially navigating the galactic equivalent of uncharted statistical territory—it's a statistical odyssey of cosmic proportions!

We firmly assert that no more research is needed in this area. Our findings have launched us into a stratosphere of statistical discovery, where the cosmic tapestry of variables unravels before our very eyes. So, as we bid adieu to this cosmic rollercoaster of research, let's remember: in the universe of statistical inquiry, there's no limit to the astronomical surprises waiting to be unraveled.

Dad Joke: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Out of this World: The Cosmic Relationship Between Air Pollution in Columbus and NASA's Budget Allocation. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Extraterrestrial Environmental Economics


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System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Out of this World: The Cosmic Relationship Between Air Pollution in Columbus and NASA's Budget Allocation. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Extraterrestrial Environmental Research and Analysis (SEERA)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Out of this World: The Cosmic Relationship Between Air Pollution in Columbus and NASA's Budget Allocation with an abstract of In this research, we explore the intriguing connection between air pollution levels in Columbus and the allocation of budget to NASA as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget. By analyzing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Planetary.org, we sought to unearth the cosmic relationship between these two apparently disparate factors. Employing robust statistical methodologies, our findings reveal a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.6757160 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1980 to 2023. Our research sheds light on the celestial dance of atmospheric pollutants and federal budgetary priorities, highlighting the essential interplay between Earth-bound concerns and cosmic endeavors.
Dad Joke: Did you hear about the astronaut who broke up with his girlfriend? He needed space.

ChatGPT:

air pollution, Columbus, NASA budget allocation, cosmic relationship, EPA data, Planetary.org, statistical analysis, correlation coefficient, federal budget priorities, atmospheric pollutants, celestial connection

*There is a bunch of Python happening behind the scenes to turn this prompt sequence into a PDF.



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Data details

Air pollution in Columbus
Detailed data title: Percentage of days 'unhealthy' or worse air quality in Columbus, OH
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Columbus

NASA's budget as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget
Source: Planetary.org
See what else correlates with NASA's budget as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget

Correlation r = 0.6757160 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.4565921 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 45.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., NASA's budget as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Columbus) over the 44 years from 1980 through 2023.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 4.8E-7. 0.0000004836588849378703000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.68 in 4.8E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 2,067,573 random variables You don't actually need 2 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 43 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 43 because we have two variables measured over a period of 44 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.47, 0.81 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19801981198219831984198519861987198819891990199119921993199419951996199719981999200020012002200320042005200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020202120222023
Air pollution in Columbus (Bad air quality days)4.918032.191784.109594.931511.639341.369861.643842.465756.010931.917812.191786.301372.185791.643843.01374.109594.918033.287675.479456.301371.366122.739737.671232.191780.2732241.917810.5479451.923080.27322400.2739731.095890.81967200000000001.63934
NASA's budget as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget (Percent of Federal Budget)0.840.820.830.850.830.770.750.760.850.960.991.051.011.010.940.880.890.90.860.80.750.760.720.680.660.630.570.580.60.540.550.490.490.490.490.50.490.470.480.480.350.330.410.44




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([4.91803,2.19178,4.10959,4.93151,1.63934,1.36986,1.64384,2.46575,6.01093,1.91781,2.19178,6.30137,2.18579,1.64384,3.0137,4.10959,4.91803,3.28767,5.47945,6.30137,1.36612,2.73973,7.67123,2.19178,0.273224,1.91781,0.547945,1.92308,0.273224,0,0.273973,1.09589,0.819672,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,1.63934,])
array_2 = np.array([0.84,0.82,0.83,0.85,0.83,0.77,0.75,0.76,0.85,0.96,0.99,1.05,1.01,1.01,0.94,0.88,0.89,0.9,0.86,0.8,0.75,0.76,0.72,0.68,0.66,0.63,0.57,0.58,0.6,0.54,0.55,0.49,0.49,0.49,0.49,0.5,0.49,0.47,0.48,0.48,0.35,0.33,0.41,0.44,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Columbus"
array_2_name = "NASA's budget as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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