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As milk consumption decreased, there was a corresponding decrease in the production of dairy-related puns. This led to a reduced incidence of fiery wordplay, ultimately dampening the spark for arson in North Carolina. In udderly unrelated news, the moo-d in the state has also improved, as people have become more goat-ten and less likely to have a beef that could lead to a heated situation. So, let’s raise a glass of milk to a calmer, dairy-free, and utterly cheesy explanation for the unexpected correlation between milk consumption and arson rates in North Carolina!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a serene North Carolina town where people are peacefully sipping creamy glasses of milk on their front porches. The scene is filled with the warm golden glow of the setting sun, with a sense of tranquil camaraderie. In the background lies a set of matchsticks, abandoned and untouched, as the gentle sound of an extinguished fire crackles away. The detail in the faces of the people and the intricate textures of the porches and glasses of milk will help create a photorealistic scene that captures the idyllic charm of this moment. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Milk consumption and Arson in North Carolina. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Scalar art Photorealism Oragami Symbolism Low poly
ChatGPT: Photorealism
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Milk consumption and Arson in North Carolina, in the following situation: Because as milk consumption decreased, people had less of an urge to lactose their tempers, leading to a reduction in heated arguments and a lower risk of setting fires in the heat of the moment. It seems like dairy drama was the real fuel behind those flames!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a serene North Carolina town, a group of people are peacefully sipping creamy glasses of milk on their front porches, chatting amicably and laughing together. In the background, a set of matchsticks lay abandoned, untouched, as the gentle sound of a extinguished fire crackles away.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Photorealism ] and depicting this scene: In a serene North Carolina town, a group of people are peacefully sipping creamy glasses of milk on their front porches, chatting amicably and laughing together. In the background, a set of matchsticks lay abandoned, untouched, as the gentle sound of a extinguished fire crackles away. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a serene North Carolina town where people are peacefully sipping creamy glasses of milk on their front porches. The scene is filled with the warm golden glow of the setting sun, with a sense of tranquil camaraderie. In the background lies a set of matchsticks, abandoned and untouched, as the gentle sound of an extinguished fire crackles away. The detail in the faces of the people and the intricate textures of the porches and glasses of milk will help create a photorealistic scene that captures the idyllic charm of this moment.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Milk consumption caused Arson in North Carolina to decrease.
AI academic paper
Milky Mayhem: Exploring the Link Between Milk Consumption and Arson in North Carolina Journal of Dairy Delinquency Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Milk consumption and Arson in North Carolina. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Rhyme words in the title.
Your research team used data from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9432321 and p < 0.01 for 1990 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Milky Mayhem: Exploring the Link Between Milk Consumption and Arson in North Carolina
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the enigmatic link between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina over the past three decades. By utilizing comprehensive data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team sought to empirically unravel this seemingly implausible connection. Applying rigorous statistical analyses, we calculated a correlation coefficient of 0.9432321 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1990 to 2021. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a surprising association between the two seemingly disparate variables. While the notion may initially appear as udderly absurd, our results warrant further investigation and perhaps some lactose-intolerant humor. This research not only contributes to the discourse on unconventional correlations but also underscores the whimsical nature of scientific exploration.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Milk consumption and Arson in North Carolina. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Milky Mayhem: Exploring the Link Between Milk Consumption and Arson in North Carolina
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the enigmatic link between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina over the past three decades. By utilizing comprehensive data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team sought to empirically unravel this seemingly implausible connection. Applying rigorous statistical analyses, we calculated a correlation coefficient of 0.9432321 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1990 to 2021. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a surprising association between the two seemingly disparate variables. While the notion may initially appear as udderly absurd, our results warrant further investigation and perhaps some lactose-intolerant humor. This research not only contributes to the discourse on unconventional correlations but also underscores the whimsical nature of scientific exploration.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The 21st century has seen a surge in interdisciplinary research that seeks to uncover unexpected and often perplexing correlations between diverse phenomena. One such seemingly incongruous association that has piqued the curiosity of scholars and skeptics alike is the possible link between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina. Once deemed utterly preposterous, this peculiar link has garnered attention for its potential to shed light on the intricate web of human behavior, societal influences, and dairy products.
While the idea of milk consumption being related to arson may seem to be a moo-ving target, the notion has not been entirely dismissed. Some sociologists have postulated that perhaps the consumption of milk may lead to a form of lactose-induced delirium, resulting in an increased propensity for setting fires. However, such theories have been met with understandable skepticism and a fair amount of milk-related puns.
In light of the speculative yet tantalizing nature of this hypothesis, our study aims to contribute to this peculiar realm of inquiry by employing rigorous empirical methods and statistical analyses. Utilizing data obtained from the United States Department of Agriculture and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we embarked on a quest to milk the data for any substantive evidence of a genuine connection between milk consumption and arson in the Tar Heel State.
Our paper is structured as follows. Firstly, we will provide a comprehensive review of the extant literature pertaining to both milk consumption and arson. This will serve as the foundation for the development of our hypothesis and research questions. Next, we will elucidate our methodology and data sources, elucidating the nuts and bolts of how we sought to unravel this enigmatic puzzle. Moving on, we will present our empirical findings, replete with tables, figures, and perhaps even a sprinkle of creamy wordplay. Finally, we will wrap up with a discussion of the implications and potential future avenues for research in this offbeat domain.
In conducting this study, we hope to not only contribute to the growing body of research on quirky correlations but also to induce a few chuckles and head-scratches along the way. After all, what is academia without a dash of whimsy and a pinch of unexpected discoveries?
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Milk consumption and Arson in North Carolina. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Milky Mayhem: Exploring the Link Between Milk Consumption and Arson in North Carolina
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the enigmatic link between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina over the past three decades. By utilizing comprehensive data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team sought to empirically unravel this seemingly implausible connection. Applying rigorous statistical analyses, we calculated a correlation coefficient of 0.9432321 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1990 to 2021. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a surprising association between the two seemingly disparate variables. While the notion may initially appear as udderly absurd, our results warrant further investigation and perhaps some lactose-intolerant humor. This research not only contributes to the discourse on unconventional correlations but also underscores the whimsical nature of scientific exploration.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The 21st century has seen a surge in interdisciplinary research that seeks to uncover unexpected and often perplexing correlations between diverse phenomena. One such seemingly incongruous association that has piqued the curiosity of scholars and skeptics alike is the possible link between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina. Once deemed utterly preposterous, this peculiar link has garnered attention for its potential to shed light on the intricate web of human behavior, societal influences, and dairy products.
While the idea of milk consumption being related to arson may seem to be a moo-ving target, the notion has not been entirely dismissed. Some sociologists have postulated that perhaps the consumption of milk may lead to a form of lactose-induced delirium, resulting in an increased propensity for setting fires. However, such theories have been met with understandable skepticism and a fair amount of milk-related puns.
In light of the speculative yet tantalizing nature of this hypothesis, our study aims to contribute to this peculiar realm of inquiry by employing rigorous empirical methods and statistical analyses. Utilizing data obtained from the United States Department of Agriculture and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we embarked on a quest to milk the data for any substantive evidence of a genuine connection between milk consumption and arson in the Tar Heel State.
Our paper is structured as follows. Firstly, we will provide a comprehensive review of the extant literature pertaining to both milk consumption and arson. This will serve as the foundation for the development of our hypothesis and research questions. Next, we will elucidate our methodology and data sources, elucidating the nuts and bolts of how we sought to unravel this enigmatic puzzle. Moving on, we will present our empirical findings, replete with tables, figures, and perhaps even a sprinkle of creamy wordplay. Finally, we will wrap up with a discussion of the implications and potential future avenues for research in this offbeat domain.
In conducting this study, we hope to not only contribute to the growing body of research on quirky correlations but also to induce a few chuckles and head-scratches along the way. After all, what is academia without a dash of whimsy and a pinch of unexpected discoveries?
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The literature on the relationship between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina is sparse, with few studies daring to delve into this unorthodox connection. Smith et al. (2015) posited an intriguing hypothesis in their seminal work, suggesting that the calcium content in milk may have a soothing effect on individuals, reducing their propensity for criminal behavior. However, this idea was quickly dismissed as utter nonsense by subsequent researchers.
Doe and Jones (2018) presented a contrasting viewpoint, proposing that lactose intolerance could serve as a catalyst for heightened aggression, potentially leading to arson-related incidents. While their analysis exhibited statistical significance, their findings were met with skepticism and a flurry of dairy-related puns, leaving the dairy-arson debate curdled and unconsummated.
In "Milk: A 10,000-Year Food Fracas" by Mark Kurlansky, the historical and cultural significance of milk consumption is explored, offering intriguing insights into the societal implications of dairy consumption. Similarly, "Arson: The Ultimate Guide" by Blaze Inferno provides a comprehensive overview of arson as a criminal act, though the book frustratingly lacks a dedicated chapter on milk's incendiary potential.
Moving into the realm of fiction, "The Girl with the Dragon Milk" by Stieg Larsson presents a gripping tale of intrigue and dairy intrigue, though regrettably, its connection to arson remains tenuous at best. Conversely, "A Song of Ice and Fire" by George R.R. Martin – while not directly related to dairy or arson – does feature a significant amount of fire and, one can assume, some form of milk.
In the cinematic universe, "There Will Be Blood" offers a compelling exploration of the complexities of human behavior and the allure of forbidden desires – much like the temptation of setting fire to a dairy farm after a milk shortage. Similarly, "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" exudes a certain charm and whimsy that is not entirely dissimilar to the enigmatic correlation we seek to unravel in our study.
While the existing literature on the subject may be lacking in empirical rigidity, it undeniably stirs the imagination and leaves us with a dairy-tinted lens through which to view the fiery landscape of North Carolina's arson patterns.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Milk consumption and Arson in North Carolina. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1990 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Milky Mayhem: Exploring the Link Between Milk Consumption and Arson in North Carolina
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the enigmatic link between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina over the past three decades. By utilizing comprehensive data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team sought to empirically unravel this seemingly implausible connection. Applying rigorous statistical analyses, we calculated a correlation coefficient of 0.9432321 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1990 to 2021. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a surprising association between the two seemingly disparate variables. While the notion may initially appear as udderly absurd, our results warrant further investigation and perhaps some lactose-intolerant humor. This research not only contributes to the discourse on unconventional correlations but also underscores the whimsical nature of scientific exploration.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The 21st century has seen a surge in interdisciplinary research that seeks to uncover unexpected and often perplexing correlations between diverse phenomena. One such seemingly incongruous association that has piqued the curiosity of scholars and skeptics alike is the possible link between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina. Once deemed utterly preposterous, this peculiar link has garnered attention for its potential to shed light on the intricate web of human behavior, societal influences, and dairy products.
While the idea of milk consumption being related to arson may seem to be a moo-ving target, the notion has not been entirely dismissed. Some sociologists have postulated that perhaps the consumption of milk may lead to a form of lactose-induced delirium, resulting in an increased propensity for setting fires. However, such theories have been met with understandable skepticism and a fair amount of milk-related puns.
In light of the speculative yet tantalizing nature of this hypothesis, our study aims to contribute to this peculiar realm of inquiry by employing rigorous empirical methods and statistical analyses. Utilizing data obtained from the United States Department of Agriculture and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we embarked on a quest to milk the data for any substantive evidence of a genuine connection between milk consumption and arson in the Tar Heel State.
Our paper is structured as follows. Firstly, we will provide a comprehensive review of the extant literature pertaining to both milk consumption and arson. This will serve as the foundation for the development of our hypothesis and research questions. Next, we will elucidate our methodology and data sources, elucidating the nuts and bolts of how we sought to unravel this enigmatic puzzle. Moving on, we will present our empirical findings, replete with tables, figures, and perhaps even a sprinkle of creamy wordplay. Finally, we will wrap up with a discussion of the implications and potential future avenues for research in this offbeat domain.
In conducting this study, we hope to not only contribute to the growing body of research on quirky correlations but also to induce a few chuckles and head-scratches along the way. After all, what is academia without a dash of whimsy and a pinch of unexpected discoveries?
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To unearth the elusive connection between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina, our research team applied a methodological approach that was as methodical as it was mirthful. We employed a combination of quantitative analyses, historical data exploration, and a sprinkling of dairy-related humor to elucidate this peculiar correlation.
Data Collection:
The foundation of our analysis rested upon the collection of extensive data from reliable sources, including the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services. The period of study spanned from 1990 to 2021, allowing for a comprehensive examination of trends over three decades. Our data gathering involved poring over countless statistics, reports, and perhaps an occasional cow-themed meme for comic relief.
Quantitative Analysis:
To kick-start our analysis, we conducted rigorous quantitative assessments to identify patterns and correlations within the collected data. We utilized statistical software that was as sharp as cheddar to calculate descriptive statistics, including mean milk consumption per capita and the incidence rate of arson in North Carolina. Further, we employed sophisticated correlation analyses to determine the strength and significance of the relationship between these variables. Of course, we ensured that our statistical methods were as sturdy as a well-fed dairy cow, leaving no room for mooo-ving errors.
Historical Examination:
In addition to quantitative analyses, we delved into the historical context of milk consumption and arson in North Carolina. We scrutinized archival records, historical accounts, and perhaps even a few dairy-themed anecdotes to discern any underlying trends or peculiarities. Unearthing historical nuggets while avoiding any udderly irrelevant distractions was, to say the least, an amusing endeavor.
Control Variables and Limitations:
Recognizing the multifaceted nature of societal phenomena, we heeded the call for vigilance in considering potential confounding factors. Controlling for variables such as socioeconomic conditions, urbanization patterns, and cow population densities, we aimed to ensure that our findings were not merely the result of dairy-drenched confabulation. Furthermore, we acknowledge the limitations of our study, including the potential for unmeasured variables and the inherent complexities of human behavior. Nevertheless, our determination remained as unwavering as the resolve of a dairy aficionado in pursuit of the last slice of cheese.
Ethical Considerations:
As researchers committed to the integrity of scientific inquiry, our approach adhered to the highest ethical standards. We handled data with the same care a dairy farmer would handle prized Holstein cows and ensured the confidentiality and anonymity of all individuals represented in the datasets. Additionally, we maintained a strict adherence to academic rigor while resisting the temptation to inundate our findings with milk-themed puns – a challenge that tested the limits of our resolve.
In summary, our methodological approach encompassed a balanced blend of quantitative analysis, historical exploration, and a flair for a dairy-infused humor. With an udderly unconventional topic at hand, our research journey proved to be an intellectually stimulating and whimsical adventure that we hope will elicit a few smiles and a newfound appreciation for the quirkiness of academic inquiry.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Milk consumption and Arson in North Carolina. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .
For the time period 1990 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9432321, r-squared of 0.8896867, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Milky Mayhem: Exploring the Link Between Milk Consumption and Arson in North Carolina
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the enigmatic link between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina over the past three decades. By utilizing comprehensive data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team sought to empirically unravel this seemingly implausible connection. Applying rigorous statistical analyses, we calculated a correlation coefficient of 0.9432321 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1990 to 2021. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a surprising association between the two seemingly disparate variables. While the notion may initially appear as udderly absurd, our results warrant further investigation and perhaps some lactose-intolerant humor. This research not only contributes to the discourse on unconventional correlations but also underscores the whimsical nature of scientific exploration.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The 21st century has seen a surge in interdisciplinary research that seeks to uncover unexpected and often perplexing correlations between diverse phenomena. One such seemingly incongruous association that has piqued the curiosity of scholars and skeptics alike is the possible link between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina. Once deemed utterly preposterous, this peculiar link has garnered attention for its potential to shed light on the intricate web of human behavior, societal influences, and dairy products.
While the idea of milk consumption being related to arson may seem to be a moo-ving target, the notion has not been entirely dismissed. Some sociologists have postulated that perhaps the consumption of milk may lead to a form of lactose-induced delirium, resulting in an increased propensity for setting fires. However, such theories have been met with understandable skepticism and a fair amount of milk-related puns.
In light of the speculative yet tantalizing nature of this hypothesis, our study aims to contribute to this peculiar realm of inquiry by employing rigorous empirical methods and statistical analyses. Utilizing data obtained from the United States Department of Agriculture and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we embarked on a quest to milk the data for any substantive evidence of a genuine connection between milk consumption and arson in the Tar Heel State.
Our paper is structured as follows. Firstly, we will provide a comprehensive review of the extant literature pertaining to both milk consumption and arson. This will serve as the foundation for the development of our hypothesis and research questions. Next, we will elucidate our methodology and data sources, elucidating the nuts and bolts of how we sought to unravel this enigmatic puzzle. Moving on, we will present our empirical findings, replete with tables, figures, and perhaps even a sprinkle of creamy wordplay. Finally, we will wrap up with a discussion of the implications and potential future avenues for research in this offbeat domain.
In conducting this study, we hope to not only contribute to the growing body of research on quirky correlations but also to induce a few chuckles and head-scratches along the way. After all, what is academia without a dash of whimsy and a pinch of unexpected discoveries?
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
We found a remarkably robust correlation between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina over the period of 1990 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.9432321 and an r-squared of 0.8896867 imply a strong relationship between these two variables, with a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating statistical significance.
As illustrated in Fig. 1, the scatterplot depicts a strikingly linear relationship, hinting at a potential causal connection, or perhaps an utterly bizarre coincidence.
While it may be tempting to cry over spilled milk at the sight of such an unexpected correlation, these findings prompt further investigation into the intricate interplay of dairy indulgence and the propensity for pyromania. The possibility of "moo-tivation" for such behavior cannot be entirely discounted, leading us to consider the tantalizing question of whether lactose might fuel the flames of momentary mischief.
Certainly, our findings provoke a range of dairy-related musings, ranging from the practical (e.g., fireproof milk cartons) to the whimsical (e.g., bovine incendiary urges). Nevertheless, we urge caution in interpreting these results and emphasize the need for additional research to untangle this dairy-laden conundrum.
In conclusion, our study not only sheds light on the unexpected associations that lurk within the tapestry of human behavior but also serves as a reminder of the unanticipated surprises that can emerge from rigorous scientific inquiry. The enigmatic nexus between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina beckons for further exploration and leaves us with the lingering question: Could lactose be the untold arsonist in our midst?
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Milk consumption and Arson in North Carolina. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
Milky Mayhem: Exploring the Link Between Milk Consumption and Arson in North Carolina
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the enigmatic link between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina over the past three decades. By utilizing comprehensive data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team sought to empirically unravel this seemingly implausible connection. Applying rigorous statistical analyses, we calculated a correlation coefficient of 0.9432321 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1990 to 2021. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a surprising association between the two seemingly disparate variables. While the notion may initially appear as udderly absurd, our results warrant further investigation and perhaps some lactose-intolerant humor. This research not only contributes to the discourse on unconventional correlations but also underscores the whimsical nature of scientific exploration.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The literature on the relationship between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina is sparse, with few studies daring to delve into this unorthodox connection. Smith et al. (2015) posited an intriguing hypothesis in their seminal work, suggesting that the calcium content in milk may have a soothing effect on individuals, reducing their propensity for criminal behavior. However, this idea was quickly dismissed as utter nonsense by subsequent researchers.
Doe and Jones (2018) presented a contrasting viewpoint, proposing that lactose intolerance could serve as a catalyst for heightened aggression, potentially leading to arson-related incidents. While their analysis exhibited statistical significance, their findings were met with skepticism and a flurry of dairy-related puns, leaving the dairy-arson debate curdled and unconsummated.
In "Milk: A 10,000-Year Food Fracas" by Mark Kurlansky, the historical and cultural significance of milk consumption is explored, offering intriguing insights into the societal implications of dairy consumption. Similarly, "Arson: The Ultimate Guide" by Blaze Inferno provides a comprehensive overview of arson as a criminal act, though the book frustratingly lacks a dedicated chapter on milk's incendiary potential.
Moving into the realm of fiction, "The Girl with the Dragon Milk" by Stieg Larsson presents a gripping tale of intrigue and dairy intrigue, though regrettably, its connection to arson remains tenuous at best. Conversely, "A Song of Ice and Fire" by George R.R. Martin – while not directly related to dairy or arson – does feature a significant amount of fire and, one can assume, some form of milk.
In the cinematic universe, "There Will Be Blood" offers a compelling exploration of the complexities of human behavior and the allure of forbidden desires – much like the temptation of setting fire to a dairy farm after a milk shortage. Similarly, "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" exudes a certain charm and whimsy that is not entirely dissimilar to the enigmatic correlation we seek to unravel in our study.
While the existing literature on the subject may be lacking in empirical rigidity, it undeniably stirs the imagination and leaves us with a dairy-tinted lens through which to view the fiery landscape of North Carolina's arson patterns.
[[RESULTS]]
We found a remarkably robust correlation between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina over the period of 1990 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.9432321 and an r-squared of 0.8896867 imply a strong relationship between these two variables, with a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating statistical significance.
As illustrated in Fig. 1, the scatterplot depicts a strikingly linear relationship, hinting at a potential causal connection, or perhaps an utterly bizarre coincidence.
While it may be tempting to cry over spilled milk at the sight of such an unexpected correlation, these findings prompt further investigation into the intricate interplay of dairy indulgence and the propensity for pyromania. The possibility of "moo-tivation" for such behavior cannot be entirely discounted, leading us to consider the tantalizing question of whether lactose might fuel the flames of momentary mischief.
Certainly, our findings provoke a range of dairy-related musings, ranging from the practical (e.g., fireproof milk cartons) to the whimsical (e.g., bovine incendiary urges). Nevertheless, we urge caution in interpreting these results and emphasize the need for additional research to untangle this dairy-laden conundrum.
In conclusion, our study not only sheds light on the unexpected associations that lurk within the tapestry of human behavior but also serves as a reminder of the unanticipated surprises that can emerge from rigorous scientific inquiry. The enigmatic nexus between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina beckons for further exploration and leaves us with the lingering question: Could lactose be the untold arsonist in our midst?
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Your response should start like this:
[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
The results of our study provide compelling evidence of a significant correlation between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina. This unexpected association lends itself to a variety of interpretations and potential underlying mechanisms. While our findings may initially seem udderly implausible, they align with some of the unorthodox speculations put forth in the literature review.
Specifically, the work of Smith et al. (2015) and Doe and Jones (2018) presented diverging views on the potential impact of milk consumption on criminal behavior. Though Smith's hypothesis regarding the calming effect of calcium in milk was initially dismissed as "udder nonsense," our results surprisingly supported the notion. Conversely, while Doe and Jones' lactose intolerance theory initially seemed to churn the stomachs of many in the research community, our findings exhibited statistical significance, suggesting that their assertion of heightened aggression due to lactose intolerance could indeed influence arson-related incidents.
Our results not only validate these prior hypotheses but also underscore the need for further inquiry into the seemingly improbable connection between dairy consumption and fire-related offenses. The literature review, while containing some whimsical references, did not fall short in shedding light on the unconventional nature of this inquiry and served as a testament to the unpredictable paths that scientific exploration often takes.
These findings compel further investigation into the potential causal mechanisms underlying this unexpected correlation. Are individuals consuming milk before committing arson, seeking some elusive form of "moo-tivation"? Is there a "dairy" danger lurking within the molecular structure of lactose itself, kindling the flames of arson? Or does the societal impact of dairy consumption play a role in the propensity for arson behavior, as hinted at in historical and cultural perspectives of milk consumption?
As we delve deeper into this enigmatic nexus, we are reminded of the unanticipated surprises that can emerge from rigorous scientific inquiry and the importance of remaining open-minded, even in the face of seemingly absurd associations. The implications of our findings extend beyond the realm of dairy and arson, serving as a gentle reminder that the pursuit of knowledge often calls for a healthy dose of humor and creative thinking to unravel the mysteries of human behavior.
The dairy-arson debate may indeed be curdled and unconsummated, but our findings warrant more than just dairy-related puns; they call for thorough, methodical investigation into the unexpected interplay of these seemingly disparate variables. The tantalizing question of whether lactose could be the untold arsonist in our midst cannot be overlooked, and further research is undoubtedly warranted to untangle this dairy-laden conundrum.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Milk consumption and Arson in North Carolina. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Milky Mayhem: Exploring the Link Between Milk Consumption and Arson in North Carolina
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the enigmatic link between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina over the past three decades. By utilizing comprehensive data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team sought to empirically unravel this seemingly implausible connection. Applying rigorous statistical analyses, we calculated a correlation coefficient of 0.9432321 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1990 to 2021. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a surprising association between the two seemingly disparate variables. While the notion may initially appear as udderly absurd, our results warrant further investigation and perhaps some lactose-intolerant humor. This research not only contributes to the discourse on unconventional correlations but also underscores the whimsical nature of scientific exploration.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
The 21st century has seen a surge in interdisciplinary research that seeks to uncover unexpected and often perplexing correlations between diverse phenomena. One such seemingly incongruous association that has piqued the curiosity of scholars and skeptics alike is the possible link between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina. Once deemed utterly preposterous, this peculiar link has garnered attention for its potential to shed light on the intricate web of human behavior, societal influences, and dairy products.
While the idea of milk consumption being related to arson may seem to be a moo-ving target, the notion has not been entirely dismissed. Some sociologists have postulated that perhaps the consumption of milk may lead to a form of lactose-induced delirium, resulting in an increased propensity for setting fires. However, such theories have been met with understandable skepticism and a fair amount of milk-related puns.
In light of the speculative yet tantalizing nature of this hypothesis, our study aims to contribute to this peculiar realm of inquiry by employing rigorous empirical methods and statistical analyses. Utilizing data obtained from the United States Department of Agriculture and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we embarked on a quest to milk the data for any substantive evidence of a genuine connection between milk consumption and arson in the Tar Heel State.
Our paper is structured as follows. Firstly, we will provide a comprehensive review of the extant literature pertaining to both milk consumption and arson. This will serve as the foundation for the development of our hypothesis and research questions. Next, we will elucidate our methodology and data sources, elucidating the nuts and bolts of how we sought to unravel this enigmatic puzzle. Moving on, we will present our empirical findings, replete with tables, figures, and perhaps even a sprinkle of creamy wordplay. Finally, we will wrap up with a discussion of the implications and potential future avenues for research in this offbeat domain.
In conducting this study, we hope to not only contribute to the growing body of research on quirky correlations but also to induce a few chuckles and head-scratches along the way. After all, what is academia without a dash of whimsy and a pinch of unexpected discoveries?
[[RESULTS]]
We found a remarkably robust correlation between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina over the period of 1990 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.9432321 and an r-squared of 0.8896867 imply a strong relationship between these two variables, with a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating statistical significance.
As illustrated in Fig. 1, the scatterplot depicts a strikingly linear relationship, hinting at a potential causal connection, or perhaps an utterly bizarre coincidence.
While it may be tempting to cry over spilled milk at the sight of such an unexpected correlation, these findings prompt further investigation into the intricate interplay of dairy indulgence and the propensity for pyromania. The possibility of "moo-tivation" for such behavior cannot be entirely discounted, leading us to consider the tantalizing question of whether lactose might fuel the flames of momentary mischief.
Certainly, our findings provoke a range of dairy-related musings, ranging from the practical (e.g., fireproof milk cartons) to the whimsical (e.g., bovine incendiary urges). Nevertheless, we urge caution in interpreting these results and emphasize the need for additional research to untangle this dairy-laden conundrum.
In conclusion, our study not only sheds light on the unexpected associations that lurk within the tapestry of human behavior but also serves as a reminder of the unanticipated surprises that can emerge from rigorous scientific inquiry. The enigmatic nexus between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina beckons for further exploration and leaves us with the lingering question: Could lactose be the untold arsonist in our midst?
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Your response should start like this:
[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our findings, while utterly captivating, also veer into the delightfully absurd. The robust correlation between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina from 1990 to 2021 has left us both fascinated and bemused. As we contemplate the intricate web of factors at play, it seems that the notion of dietary dairy-induced delinquency sparks an array of cheesy, yet compelling ruminations.
The statistical significance of our results, while seemingly teetering on the edge of lactose-fueled lunacy, beckons for more research to unravel this peculiar puzzle. The linear relationship depicted in our scatterplot might stir one's imagination to conjure images of fire-starting cows or even lactose-laden incendiary urges, yet we must approach these musings with cautious curiosity.
In the realm of unexpected correlations, our study stands as a testament to the whimsical nature of scientific inquiry. As we bid adieu to this dairy-laden conundrum, we adamantly assert that no further research is needed in this rather peculiar area of study. It's time to "moo-ve" on to more pressing matters – and leave the dairy-fueled mischief to the realm of the utterly bizarre.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Milky Mayhem: Exploring the Link Between Milk Consumption and Arson in North Carolina. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
Journal of Dairy Delinquency
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Milky Mayhem: Exploring the Link Between Milk Consumption and Arson in North Carolina. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Association for Dairy-Related Fire Incidents Research (ADRFIR)
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Milky Mayhem: Exploring the Link Between Milk Consumption and Arson in North Carolina with an abstract of This study delves into the enigmatic link between milk consumption and arson in North Carolina over the past three decades. By utilizing comprehensive data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our research team sought to empirically unravel this seemingly implausible connection. Applying rigorous statistical analyses, we calculated a correlation coefficient of 0.9432321 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1990 to 2021. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a surprising association between the two seemingly disparate variables. While the notion may initially appear as udderly absurd, our results warrant further investigation and perhaps some lactose-intolerant humor. This research not only contributes to the discourse on unconventional correlations but also underscores the whimsical nature of scientific exploration.
ChatGPT:
milk consumption, arson, North Carolina, USDA data, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, correlation coefficient, statistical analysis, unconventional correlations, scientific exploration
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Data details
Milk consumptionDetailed data title: Per capita consumption of Fluid beverage milk in the US
Source: USDA
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Arson in North Carolina
Detailed data title: The arson rate per 100,000 residents in North Carolina
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
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Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.8896867 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 89% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Arson in North Carolina) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Milk consumption) over the 32 years from 1990 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 6.7E-16. 0.0000000000000006651067714791
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.94 in 6.7E-14% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,503,517,995,728,936 random variables You don't actually need 1 quadrillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 31 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 31 because we have two variables measured over a period of 32 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.89, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1995 | 1996 | 1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
Milk consumption (Pounds per person) | 220 | 218 | 215 | 210 | 208 | 205 | 205 | 201 | 198 | 197 | 196 | 192 | 191 | 188 | 185 | 185 | 185 | 183 | 181 | 181 | 177 | 173 | 169 | 164 | 158 | 155 | 153 | 149 | 145 | 141 | 141 | 134 |
Arson in North Carolina (Arson rate) | 37 | 40.9 | 38.4 | 33.8 | 42.1 | 35.9 | 37.1 | 35.4 | 31.4 | 29 | 27.2 | 28.2 | 28.1 | 21.8 | 22.8 | 24.6 | 24.5 | 24.4 | 23.2 | 20.8 | 18.9 | 17.9 | 18.5 | 14.9 | 15.2 | 12.9 | 13.1 | 12.1 | 11.1 | 12.9 | 14.8 | 14 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([220,218,215,210,208,205,205,201,198,197,196,192,191,188,185,185,185,183,181,181,177,173,169,164,158,155,153,149,145,141,141,134,])
array_2 = np.array([37,40.9,38.4,33.8,42.1,35.9,37.1,35.4,31.4,29,27.2,28.2,28.1,21.8,22.8,24.6,24.5,24.4,23.2,20.8,18.9,17.9,18.5,14.9,15.2,12.9,13.1,12.1,11.1,12.9,14.8,14,])
array_1_name = "Milk consumption"
array_2_name = "Arson in North Carolina"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 4026 · Black Variable ID: 554 · Red Variable ID: 20061