AI explanation
As the number of breweries in the United States increased, so did the demand for beer. This led to higher sales at bars and restaurants, prompting these establishments to invest in better payment processing systems from Global Payments. As a result, Global Payments' stock price (GPN) experienced a hoppy and frothy rise.Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image inspired by a TIME magazine cover, featuring a vibrant city street filled with colorful breweries proudly displaying their signs. A digital stock ticker prominently showcases the rising stock price of Global Payments (GPN) above the bustling scene. The breweries are buzzing with activity as the stock price soars, symbolizing the financial success associated with the hop shortage and increased demand in the United States. Each brewery exudes a unique personality through its colorful signage, contributing to the lively and captivating atmosphere of the city street. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The number of Breweries in the United States and Global Payments' stock price (GPN). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cute 2D animation Celtic art Celtic art A TIME magazine cover image Cyberpunk
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The number of Breweries in the United States and Global Payments' stock price (GPN), in the following situation: Because as the number of breweries in the US increases, so does the demand for hops. This causes a hop shortage, driving up prices. Global Payments' stock price increases because they also process payments for hop suppliers, riding the wave of hop hysteria to financial success!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a lively city street, a row of colorful breweries with eye-catching signs proudly display the increasing number of breweries in the United States. Meanwhile, above the bustling scene, a digital stock ticker prominently displays the rising stock price of Global Payments (GPN). The breweries are buzzing with activity, while at the same time, the stock price is soaring, symbolizing the financial success tied to the hop shortage and increased demand.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In a lively city street, a row of colorful breweries with eye-catching signs proudly display the increasing number of breweries in the United States. Meanwhile, above the bustling scene, a digital stock ticker prominently displays the rising stock price of Global Payments (GPN). The breweries are buzzing with activity, while at the same time, the stock price is soaring, symbolizing the financial success tied to the hop shortage and increased demand. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image inspired by a TIME magazine cover, featuring a vibrant city street filled with colorful breweries proudly displaying their signs. A digital stock ticker prominently showcases the rising stock price of Global Payments (GPN) above the bustling scene. The breweries are buzzing with activity as the stock price soars, symbolizing the financial success associated with the hop shortage and increased demand in the United States. Each brewery exudes a unique personality through its colorful signage, contributing to the lively and captivating atmosphere of the city street.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in The number of Breweries in the United States caused Global Payments' stock price (GPN) to increase.
AI academic paper
Brews and Blues: Exploring the Ale-gorical Relationship Between the Number of Breweries in the United States and Global Payments' Stock Price The Journal of Fermented Finance Jan 2024 |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of Breweries in the United States and Global Payments' stock price (GPN). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Make the title seem clever.
Your research team used data from Brewers Association and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9183701 and p < 0.01 for 2002 to 2022.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Brews and Blues: Exploring the Ale-gorical Relationship Between the Number of Breweries in the United States and Global Payments' Stock Price
[[ABSTRACT]]
Pour yourself a pint and brace for a hoppy ride as we delve into the intriguing association between the burgeoning craft beer scene and the stock performance of Global Payments (GPN). This study examines the correlation between the number of breweries in the United States and the stock price of GPN over the past two decades, integrating a frothy mix of economics and libations. Our data, sourced from Brewers Association and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), reveals a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9183701 (p < 0.01) from 2002 to 2022, leaving us with a brew-tifully intriguing puzzle to unravel.
Just like a fine brew, this research aims to offer a balanced flavor profile of correlation, causation, and a hint of jest. As we dissect the numbers, we uncover the yeast of the matter – a relationship that leaves investors beer-y intrigued. A quick aside, why did the hop refuse to sink in the beer? It was afraid of hopping in too deep! But fear not, as we navigate this sea of data, we aim to shed light on the barley defined connection between craft beer and stock market trends.
So, raise a glass to the fusion of finance and fermentation, and savor the captivating aroma of this research, for we are about to unlock the secret recipe behind the tantalizing dance of brewery counts and stock prices. It's time to tap into a whole new understanding of market trends, one where every foamy head on a pint may hold the key to financial ales.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of Breweries in the United States and Global Payments' stock price (GPN). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Brews and Blues: Exploring the Ale-gorical Relationship Between the Number of Breweries in the United States and Global Payments' Stock Price
[[ABSTRACT]]
Pour yourself a pint and brace for a hoppy ride as we delve into the intriguing association between the burgeoning craft beer scene and the stock performance of Global Payments (GPN). This study examines the correlation between the number of breweries in the United States and the stock price of GPN over the past two decades, integrating a frothy mix of economics and libations. Our data, sourced from Brewers Association and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), reveals a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9183701 (p < 0.01) from 2002 to 2022, leaving us with a brew-tifully intriguing puzzle to unravel.
Just like a fine brew, this research aims to offer a balanced flavor profile of correlation, causation, and a hint of jest. As we dissect the numbers, we uncover the yeast of the matter – a relationship that leaves investors beer-y intrigued. A quick aside, why did the hop refuse to sink in the beer? It was afraid of hopping in too deep! But fear not, as we navigate this sea of data, we aim to shed light on the barley defined connection between craft beer and stock market trends.
So, raise a glass to the fusion of finance and fermentation, and savor the captivating aroma of this research, for we are about to unlock the secret recipe behind the tantalizing dance of brewery counts and stock prices. It's time to tap into a whole new understanding of market trends, one where every foamy head on a pint may hold the key to financial ales.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The world of finance may seem like a sober affair, but as we raise a glass to the fusion of economics and libations, we uncover a relationship that is anything but dry. It's a classic case of hops and stock. Speaking of hops, why did the hop refuse to sink in the beer? It was afraid of hopping in too deep! Get ready for more puns, and possibly some statistical analysis, as we embark on a journey to uncover the intriguing connection between the number of breweries in the United States and the stock price of Global Payments (GPN).
As the craft beer industry continues to flourish, captivating both consumers and connoisseurs alike, one cannot help but wonder about the potential impact on the broader market landscape. Our study seeks to examine the correlation between the proliferation of breweries and the stock performance of GPN, a leading player in the financial technology sector. Picture this: it's like the stock market walking into a bar and saying, "I'll have a pint of correlation, please."
Our investigation stems from the hypothesis that as the craft beer scene expands, it may act as a hoppy catalyst for influencing market sentiments and consumer spending habits, thereby swirling the froth of change into the stock price dynamics of GPN. So, why not explore this connection with gusto, while also sprinkling in a few dad jokes to make the journey even more refreshing?
But before we delve deeper into the heart of this bubbling relationship, it's essential to recognize the broader context. The craft beer revolution has surged, not unlike the foam atop a freshly poured IPA, with a notable rise in the number of breweries dotting the American landscape. Simultaneously, GPN has traversed its own market trajectory, navigating the ebbs and flows of stock valuation amid the currents of the financial world. It's like the perfect blend of a malty ale and a finely aged stock option – a brew of intriguing possibilities.
With these intertwined narratives in mind, we aim to unveil the interconnectedness between these phenomena, daring to tease apart the flavors and aromas in this dynamic brew of economic analysis and ale appreciation. So, grab a cold one and join us in this exploration of the ale-gorical relationship between craft breweries and stock market turbulence. It's going to be a brew-tiful adventure, and perhaps even prove that craft beer and stock prices make the ultimate ale-iance! Remember, in this study, we aim to keep the spirits high – and by spirits, we mean both the enthusiasm and any leftover beer!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of Breweries in the United States and Global Payments' stock price (GPN). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Brews and Blues: Exploring the Ale-gorical Relationship Between the Number of Breweries in the United States and Global Payments' Stock Price
[[ABSTRACT]]
Pour yourself a pint and brace for a hoppy ride as we delve into the intriguing association between the burgeoning craft beer scene and the stock performance of Global Payments (GPN). This study examines the correlation between the number of breweries in the United States and the stock price of GPN over the past two decades, integrating a frothy mix of economics and libations. Our data, sourced from Brewers Association and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), reveals a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9183701 (p < 0.01) from 2002 to 2022, leaving us with a brew-tifully intriguing puzzle to unravel.
Just like a fine brew, this research aims to offer a balanced flavor profile of correlation, causation, and a hint of jest. As we dissect the numbers, we uncover the yeast of the matter – a relationship that leaves investors beer-y intrigued. A quick aside, why did the hop refuse to sink in the beer? It was afraid of hopping in too deep! But fear not, as we navigate this sea of data, we aim to shed light on the barley defined connection between craft beer and stock market trends.
So, raise a glass to the fusion of finance and fermentation, and savor the captivating aroma of this research, for we are about to unlock the secret recipe behind the tantalizing dance of brewery counts and stock prices. It's time to tap into a whole new understanding of market trends, one where every foamy head on a pint may hold the key to financial ales.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The world of finance may seem like a sober affair, but as we raise a glass to the fusion of economics and libations, we uncover a relationship that is anything but dry. It's a classic case of hops and stock. Speaking of hops, why did the hop refuse to sink in the beer? It was afraid of hopping in too deep! Get ready for more puns, and possibly some statistical analysis, as we embark on a journey to uncover the intriguing connection between the number of breweries in the United States and the stock price of Global Payments (GPN).
As the craft beer industry continues to flourish, captivating both consumers and connoisseurs alike, one cannot help but wonder about the potential impact on the broader market landscape. Our study seeks to examine the correlation between the proliferation of breweries and the stock performance of GPN, a leading player in the financial technology sector. Picture this: it's like the stock market walking into a bar and saying, "I'll have a pint of correlation, please."
Our investigation stems from the hypothesis that as the craft beer scene expands, it may act as a hoppy catalyst for influencing market sentiments and consumer spending habits, thereby swirling the froth of change into the stock price dynamics of GPN. So, why not explore this connection with gusto, while also sprinkling in a few dad jokes to make the journey even more refreshing?
But before we delve deeper into the heart of this bubbling relationship, it's essential to recognize the broader context. The craft beer revolution has surged, not unlike the foam atop a freshly poured IPA, with a notable rise in the number of breweries dotting the American landscape. Simultaneously, GPN has traversed its own market trajectory, navigating the ebbs and flows of stock valuation amid the currents of the financial world. It's like the perfect blend of a malty ale and a finely aged stock option – a brew of intriguing possibilities.
With these intertwined narratives in mind, we aim to unveil the interconnectedness between these phenomena, daring to tease apart the flavors and aromas in this dynamic brew of economic analysis and ale appreciation. So, grab a cold one and join us in this exploration of the ale-gorical relationship between craft breweries and stock market turbulence. It's going to be a brew-tiful adventure, and perhaps even prove that craft beer and stock prices make the ultimate ale-iance! Remember, in this study, we aim to keep the spirits high – and by spirits, we mean both the enthusiasm and any leftover beer!
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith et al. (2020)," the authors find a positive correlation between the increasing number of breweries in the United States and the stock performance of Global Payments (GPN). This aligns with the findings of "Doe and Jones (2018)," who also highlight a strong association between the two variables. Amidst the numbers and financial analyses, it's essential to recognize the delicious irony of this connection. It's like the stock market and craft beer are engaged in a foamy dance, each influencing the other's moves. Speaking of dance, did you hear about the guy who opened a brewery and dance academy? His slogan was, "Brews and moves for all!"
Beyond the academic realm, real-world narratives further emphasize this relationship. Books such as "The Economics of Beer" and "Beeronomics" delve into the intricate interplay of consumer behavior and market trends within the brewing industry. These texts offer a rich ale-gory of economic insight, paving the way for a deeper understanding of how brewery counts can froth up the financial landscape. It's like the craft beer industry and the stock market are engaged in a never-ending tango – they may have their ups and downs, but in the end, they're always in step.
On a lighter note, fictional works such as "Brewing Up a Business" and "The Suds of Time" weave tales of entrepreneurial ventures in the brewing world, hinting at the effervescent allure that permeates the beer business. These narratives provide a whimsical lens through which to view the complexities of market dynamics, as if the stock market and craft beer are characters in a grand, sudsy saga – each with its own twists and turns. It's like the stock market and craft beer are the protagonists of a frothy novel, and we're just here for the plot twists and hoppy endings.
Drawing from the realm of television, series such as "Brew Dogs" and "Beerland" offer a refreshing perspective on the craftsmanship and artistry behind creating and consuming craft beer. As researchers, we can't deny that these shows serve as more than just entertainment – they provide a hoppy window into the world of libations and community, mirroring the vibrancy and variety found in the market dynamics. It's like the stock market and craft beer are characters in their own reality show, with each episode offering a new flavor of excitement.
As we wade through the frothy sea of literature and pop culture, it becomes clear that the relationship between the number of breweries in the United States and the stock price of GPN is one that brims with complexity and charm. It's like a well-crafted joke – a blend of wit and wisdom that keeps us coming back for more. And just like a good dad joke, this connection may leave us chuckling at its nuances while also marveling at its unexpected punchline.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of Breweries in the United States and Global Payments' stock price (GPN). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Brewers Association and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2002 to 2022
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Brews and Blues: Exploring the Ale-gorical Relationship Between the Number of Breweries in the United States and Global Payments' Stock Price
[[ABSTRACT]]
Pour yourself a pint and brace for a hoppy ride as we delve into the intriguing association between the burgeoning craft beer scene and the stock performance of Global Payments (GPN). This study examines the correlation between the number of breweries in the United States and the stock price of GPN over the past two decades, integrating a frothy mix of economics and libations. Our data, sourced from Brewers Association and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), reveals a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9183701 (p < 0.01) from 2002 to 2022, leaving us with a brew-tifully intriguing puzzle to unravel.
Just like a fine brew, this research aims to offer a balanced flavor profile of correlation, causation, and a hint of jest. As we dissect the numbers, we uncover the yeast of the matter – a relationship that leaves investors beer-y intrigued. A quick aside, why did the hop refuse to sink in the beer? It was afraid of hopping in too deep! But fear not, as we navigate this sea of data, we aim to shed light on the barley defined connection between craft beer and stock market trends.
So, raise a glass to the fusion of finance and fermentation, and savor the captivating aroma of this research, for we are about to unlock the secret recipe behind the tantalizing dance of brewery counts and stock prices. It's time to tap into a whole new understanding of market trends, one where every foamy head on a pint may hold the key to financial ales.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The world of finance may seem like a sober affair, but as we raise a glass to the fusion of economics and libations, we uncover a relationship that is anything but dry. It's a classic case of hops and stock. Speaking of hops, why did the hop refuse to sink in the beer? It was afraid of hopping in too deep! Get ready for more puns, and possibly some statistical analysis, as we embark on a journey to uncover the intriguing connection between the number of breweries in the United States and the stock price of Global Payments (GPN).
As the craft beer industry continues to flourish, captivating both consumers and connoisseurs alike, one cannot help but wonder about the potential impact on the broader market landscape. Our study seeks to examine the correlation between the proliferation of breweries and the stock performance of GPN, a leading player in the financial technology sector. Picture this: it's like the stock market walking into a bar and saying, "I'll have a pint of correlation, please."
Our investigation stems from the hypothesis that as the craft beer scene expands, it may act as a hoppy catalyst for influencing market sentiments and consumer spending habits, thereby swirling the froth of change into the stock price dynamics of GPN. So, why not explore this connection with gusto, while also sprinkling in a few dad jokes to make the journey even more refreshing?
But before we delve deeper into the heart of this bubbling relationship, it's essential to recognize the broader context. The craft beer revolution has surged, not unlike the foam atop a freshly poured IPA, with a notable rise in the number of breweries dotting the American landscape. Simultaneously, GPN has traversed its own market trajectory, navigating the ebbs and flows of stock valuation amid the currents of the financial world. It's like the perfect blend of a malty ale and a finely aged stock option – a brew of intriguing possibilities.
With these intertwined narratives in mind, we aim to unveil the interconnectedness between these phenomena, daring to tease apart the flavors and aromas in this dynamic brew of economic analysis and ale appreciation. So, grab a cold one and join us in this exploration of the ale-gorical relationship between craft breweries and stock market turbulence. It's going to be a brew-tiful adventure, and perhaps even prove that craft beer and stock prices make the ultimate ale-iance! Remember, in this study, we aim to keep the spirits high – and by spirits, we mean both the enthusiasm and any leftover beer!
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To concoct this study's methodology, we embarked on an intricate journey comparable to crafting the perfect brew – blending the right ingredients, exercising precision, and, of course, a dash of whimsy. Our data collection process began by extracting information from the Brewers Association and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), providing a comprehensive view of brewery counts in the United States and GPN's stock price from 2002 to 2022. Each data point became a hop in our brew of analysis, contributing to the depth and flavor of our investigation.
Just as a brewery carefully monitors its recipe, we scrutinized numerous statistical methods to unveil the association between brewery counts and GPN's stock performance. Embracing the spirit of experimentation, we employed advanced econometric techniques, including time series analysis, panel data models, and structural equation modeling, to distill insights from our data. In the spirit of the craft, some might say we were obsessed with the art of fermentation – in this case, the fermentation of numbers and trends.
To ensure the validity of our findings, we conducted robustness checks and sensitivity analyses to account for potential confounding variables and fluctuations in market dynamics. This was akin to the meticulous process of beer tasting, as we sought to isolate the unique traits of our chosen ale – or in our case, the relationship between brewery numbers and stock prices.
In a twist befitting the world of craft beer, we also dabbled in sentiment analysis of consumer and investor attitudes toward the craft beer industry and its potential impact on GPN's stock. Utilizing natural language processing techniques, we parsed through online forums, reviews, and financial reports to capture the frothy buzz surrounding this fascinating correlation. After all, what better way to gauge the market sentiment than to listen to the chatter of enthusiasts and investors alike?
Now, something to brew over: What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a beer? "Please, sir, I want some more!" But fear not, for we aren't serving teas here; this methodology is all about savoring the complexities of market data and statistical wizardry.
Having brewed this heady concoction of data collection, statistical analysis, and a sprinkle of whimsy, we eagerly poured over the outcomes in pursuit of uncorking the hidden flavors behind the intriguing connection between craft breweries and stock prices. So gather 'round, fellow brew enthusiasts and financial aficionados, as we are on the cusp of unveiling the intricate dance between malt and market trends. Cheers to the art of methodology, where every step brings us closer to savoring the rich bouquet of correlation and causation in our research.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of Breweries in the United States and Global Payments' stock price (GPN). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Brewers Association and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .
For the time period 2002 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9183701, r-squared of 0.8434037, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Brews and Blues: Exploring the Ale-gorical Relationship Between the Number of Breweries in the United States and Global Payments' Stock Price
[[ABSTRACT]]
Pour yourself a pint and brace for a hoppy ride as we delve into the intriguing association between the burgeoning craft beer scene and the stock performance of Global Payments (GPN). This study examines the correlation between the number of breweries in the United States and the stock price of GPN over the past two decades, integrating a frothy mix of economics and libations. Our data, sourced from Brewers Association and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), reveals a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9183701 (p < 0.01) from 2002 to 2022, leaving us with a brew-tifully intriguing puzzle to unravel.
Just like a fine brew, this research aims to offer a balanced flavor profile of correlation, causation, and a hint of jest. As we dissect the numbers, we uncover the yeast of the matter – a relationship that leaves investors beer-y intrigued. A quick aside, why did the hop refuse to sink in the beer? It was afraid of hopping in too deep! But fear not, as we navigate this sea of data, we aim to shed light on the barley defined connection between craft beer and stock market trends.
So, raise a glass to the fusion of finance and fermentation, and savor the captivating aroma of this research, for we are about to unlock the secret recipe behind the tantalizing dance of brewery counts and stock prices. It's time to tap into a whole new understanding of market trends, one where every foamy head on a pint may hold the key to financial ales.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The world of finance may seem like a sober affair, but as we raise a glass to the fusion of economics and libations, we uncover a relationship that is anything but dry. It's a classic case of hops and stock. Speaking of hops, why did the hop refuse to sink in the beer? It was afraid of hopping in too deep! Get ready for more puns, and possibly some statistical analysis, as we embark on a journey to uncover the intriguing connection between the number of breweries in the United States and the stock price of Global Payments (GPN).
As the craft beer industry continues to flourish, captivating both consumers and connoisseurs alike, one cannot help but wonder about the potential impact on the broader market landscape. Our study seeks to examine the correlation between the proliferation of breweries and the stock performance of GPN, a leading player in the financial technology sector. Picture this: it's like the stock market walking into a bar and saying, "I'll have a pint of correlation, please."
Our investigation stems from the hypothesis that as the craft beer scene expands, it may act as a hoppy catalyst for influencing market sentiments and consumer spending habits, thereby swirling the froth of change into the stock price dynamics of GPN. So, why not explore this connection with gusto, while also sprinkling in a few dad jokes to make the journey even more refreshing?
But before we delve deeper into the heart of this bubbling relationship, it's essential to recognize the broader context. The craft beer revolution has surged, not unlike the foam atop a freshly poured IPA, with a notable rise in the number of breweries dotting the American landscape. Simultaneously, GPN has traversed its own market trajectory, navigating the ebbs and flows of stock valuation amid the currents of the financial world. It's like the perfect blend of a malty ale and a finely aged stock option – a brew of intriguing possibilities.
With these intertwined narratives in mind, we aim to unveil the interconnectedness between these phenomena, daring to tease apart the flavors and aromas in this dynamic brew of economic analysis and ale appreciation. So, grab a cold one and join us in this exploration of the ale-gorical relationship between craft breweries and stock market turbulence. It's going to be a brew-tiful adventure, and perhaps even prove that craft beer and stock prices make the ultimate ale-iance! Remember, in this study, we aim to keep the spirits high – and by spirits, we mean both the enthusiasm and any leftover beer!
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis yielded a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9183701 (p < 0.01) between the number of breweries in the United States and the stock price of Global Payments (GPN) from 2002 to 2022. This robust correlation underscores the brew-tiful relationship between these seemingly unrelated realms. It's almost as if the market's saying, "In hops we trust!"
Furthermore, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) stands at 0.8434037, indicating that approximately 84.34% of the variation in GPN's stock price can be explained by changes in the number of breweries in the United States. It's as if the craft beer industry is leaving its hoppy footprint on the stock market's heart!
Fig. 1 illustrates the strong positive correlation between the two variables, painting a picture as clear as a finely-filtered lager. The data points align with the precision of a carefully poured stout, illustrating how the rise and fall of brewery numbers whisper sweet nothings to the movements in GPN's stock price. It's like a dance between hops and high finance – a foamy tango, if you will.
In the immortal words of Benjamin Franklin, "Beer is proof that correlation is a pretty good indicator of causation," or something to that effect. Our findings support the notion that the proliferation of breweries ambers the waters of stock prices, amplifying the intoxicating effect of market dynamics. It's not just a frothy theory; it's a stout revelation.
As we carve through the foam of data, it becomes evident that the craft beer phenomenon extends beyond mere libations. It weaves an intricate tale of supply, demand, and the effervescent spirit of market sentiment, creating ripples in the tranquil pond of stock valuations. It's like a good porter – dark, complex, and leaving a lasting impression on the palates of investors.
In conclusion, our research uncovers a compelling link between the number of breweries in the United States and the stock price of Global Payments (GPN), inviting us to raise a glass to the captivating interplay of economic forces and ale-infused entrepreneurship. So, next time you hear about a brewery opening, remember that it might just be the hops talking to the stocks. Cheers to a brew-tiful financial tale with a twist!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of Breweries in the United States and Global Payments' stock price (GPN). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
Brews and Blues: Exploring the Ale-gorical Relationship Between the Number of Breweries in the United States and Global Payments' Stock Price
[[ABSTRACT]]
Pour yourself a pint and brace for a hoppy ride as we delve into the intriguing association between the burgeoning craft beer scene and the stock performance of Global Payments (GPN). This study examines the correlation between the number of breweries in the United States and the stock price of GPN over the past two decades, integrating a frothy mix of economics and libations. Our data, sourced from Brewers Association and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), reveals a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9183701 (p < 0.01) from 2002 to 2022, leaving us with a brew-tifully intriguing puzzle to unravel.
Just like a fine brew, this research aims to offer a balanced flavor profile of correlation, causation, and a hint of jest. As we dissect the numbers, we uncover the yeast of the matter – a relationship that leaves investors beer-y intrigued. A quick aside, why did the hop refuse to sink in the beer? It was afraid of hopping in too deep! But fear not, as we navigate this sea of data, we aim to shed light on the barley defined connection between craft beer and stock market trends.
So, raise a glass to the fusion of finance and fermentation, and savor the captivating aroma of this research, for we are about to unlock the secret recipe behind the tantalizing dance of brewery counts and stock prices. It's time to tap into a whole new understanding of market trends, one where every foamy head on a pint may hold the key to financial ales.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith et al. (2020)," the authors find a positive correlation between the increasing number of breweries in the United States and the stock performance of Global Payments (GPN). This aligns with the findings of "Doe and Jones (2018)," who also highlight a strong association between the two variables. Amidst the numbers and financial analyses, it's essential to recognize the delicious irony of this connection. It's like the stock market and craft beer are engaged in a foamy dance, each influencing the other's moves. Speaking of dance, did you hear about the guy who opened a brewery and dance academy? His slogan was, "Brews and moves for all!"
Beyond the academic realm, real-world narratives further emphasize this relationship. Books such as "The Economics of Beer" and "Beeronomics" delve into the intricate interplay of consumer behavior and market trends within the brewing industry. These texts offer a rich ale-gory of economic insight, paving the way for a deeper understanding of how brewery counts can froth up the financial landscape. It's like the craft beer industry and the stock market are engaged in a never-ending tango – they may have their ups and downs, but in the end, they're always in step.
On a lighter note, fictional works such as "Brewing Up a Business" and "The Suds of Time" weave tales of entrepreneurial ventures in the brewing world, hinting at the effervescent allure that permeates the beer business. These narratives provide a whimsical lens through which to view the complexities of market dynamics, as if the stock market and craft beer are characters in a grand, sudsy saga – each with its own twists and turns. It's like the stock market and craft beer are the protagonists of a frothy novel, and we're just here for the plot twists and hoppy endings.
Drawing from the realm of television, series such as "Brew Dogs" and "Beerland" offer a refreshing perspective on the craftsmanship and artistry behind creating and consuming craft beer. As researchers, we can't deny that these shows serve as more than just entertainment – they provide a hoppy window into the world of libations and community, mirroring the vibrancy and variety found in the market dynamics. It's like the stock market and craft beer are characters in their own reality show, with each episode offering a new flavor of excitement.
As we wade through the frothy sea of literature and pop culture, it becomes clear that the relationship between the number of breweries in the United States and the stock price of GPN is one that brims with complexity and charm. It's like a well-crafted joke – a blend of wit and wisdom that keeps us coming back for more. And just like a good dad joke, this connection may leave us chuckling at its nuances while also marveling at its unexpected punchline.
[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis yielded a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9183701 (p < 0.01) between the number of breweries in the United States and the stock price of Global Payments (GPN) from 2002 to 2022. This robust correlation underscores the brew-tiful relationship between these seemingly unrelated realms. It's almost as if the market's saying, "In hops we trust!"
Furthermore, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) stands at 0.8434037, indicating that approximately 84.34% of the variation in GPN's stock price can be explained by changes in the number of breweries in the United States. It's as if the craft beer industry is leaving its hoppy footprint on the stock market's heart!
Fig. 1 illustrates the strong positive correlation between the two variables, painting a picture as clear as a finely-filtered lager. The data points align with the precision of a carefully poured stout, illustrating how the rise and fall of brewery numbers whisper sweet nothings to the movements in GPN's stock price. It's like a dance between hops and high finance – a foamy tango, if you will.
In the immortal words of Benjamin Franklin, "Beer is proof that correlation is a pretty good indicator of causation," or something to that effect. Our findings support the notion that the proliferation of breweries ambers the waters of stock prices, amplifying the intoxicating effect of market dynamics. It's not just a frothy theory; it's a stout revelation.
As we carve through the foam of data, it becomes evident that the craft beer phenomenon extends beyond mere libations. It weaves an intricate tale of supply, demand, and the effervescent spirit of market sentiment, creating ripples in the tranquil pond of stock valuations. It's like a good porter – dark, complex, and leaving a lasting impression on the palates of investors.
In conclusion, our research uncovers a compelling link between the number of breweries in the United States and the stock price of Global Payments (GPN), inviting us to raise a glass to the captivating interplay of economic forces and ale-infused entrepreneurship. So, next time you hear about a brewery opening, remember that it might just be the hops talking to the stocks. Cheers to a brew-tiful financial tale with a twist!
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Your response should start like this:
[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
In this study, we explored the correlation between the number of breweries in the United States and the stock price of Global Payments (GPN), and our findings have left us feeling positively ale-gant. The statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9183701 (p < 0.01) from 2002 to 2022 indeed indicates a strong relationship between these seemingly disparate domains. It’s like the market and the craft beer industry are clinking glasses, saying, “Here’s to mutual influence – ale’s well that ends well!”
Our results sync harmoniously with prior research by Smith et al. and Doe and Jones, aligning seamlessly like a perfectly poured pint. It’s as if the market and craft beer industry are locked in a hop-forward waltz, their movements mirroring and influencing each other in a merry dance. Just as a well-crafted dad joke never fails to elicit a chuckle, the connection between brewery counts and stock prices leaves us both bemused and enlightened.
The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8434037 further underscores the robustness of this correlation, akin to a well-rounded stout leaving an enduring aftertaste. It’s as if the craft beer industry is whispering hoppy secrets that resonate deeply within the fluctuating heart of the stock market, painting the market’s movements with a frothy brew-tiful hue.
After all, just as Benjamin Franklin ‘brewspectfully’ quipped, “Beer is proof that correlation is a pretty good indicator of causation,” our findings lend credence to the idea that the proliferation of breweries imbues the stock market with an intoxicating effect, leaving investors beer-y intrigued. It’s not just a frothy theory; it’s a stout revelation, one that echoes through the halls of both the brewery and the stock exchange.
Moreover, Fig. 1 illustrates the buoyant dance between brewery numbers and GPN’s stock price, painting a picture as clear as a finely-filtered lager. Each data point aligns with the precision of a carefully poured stout, reflecting the interconnectedness of these seemingly disparate arenas. It’s like a foamy tango, where the rise and fall of brewery numbers whisper sweet nothings to the movements in GPN’s stock price, leaving a delightfully hoppy trail in their wake.
In conclusion, as we raise a glass to the captivating interplay of economic forces and ale-infused entrepreneurship, it’s evident that the number of breweries in the United States speaks volumes to the stock market. So, may this research serve as a brew-tiful reminder that every sip of economic activity has the potential to leave hop-infused footprints on the stock market’s heart. Cheers to a brew-tiful financial tale with a twist!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of Breweries in the United States and Global Payments' stock price (GPN). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Brews and Blues: Exploring the Ale-gorical Relationship Between the Number of Breweries in the United States and Global Payments' Stock Price
[[ABSTRACT]]
Pour yourself a pint and brace for a hoppy ride as we delve into the intriguing association between the burgeoning craft beer scene and the stock performance of Global Payments (GPN). This study examines the correlation between the number of breweries in the United States and the stock price of GPN over the past two decades, integrating a frothy mix of economics and libations. Our data, sourced from Brewers Association and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), reveals a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9183701 (p < 0.01) from 2002 to 2022, leaving us with a brew-tifully intriguing puzzle to unravel.
Just like a fine brew, this research aims to offer a balanced flavor profile of correlation, causation, and a hint of jest. As we dissect the numbers, we uncover the yeast of the matter – a relationship that leaves investors beer-y intrigued. A quick aside, why did the hop refuse to sink in the beer? It was afraid of hopping in too deep! But fear not, as we navigate this sea of data, we aim to shed light on the barley defined connection between craft beer and stock market trends.
So, raise a glass to the fusion of finance and fermentation, and savor the captivating aroma of this research, for we are about to unlock the secret recipe behind the tantalizing dance of brewery counts and stock prices. It's time to tap into a whole new understanding of market trends, one where every foamy head on a pint may hold the key to financial ales.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
The world of finance may seem like a sober affair, but as we raise a glass to the fusion of economics and libations, we uncover a relationship that is anything but dry. It's a classic case of hops and stock. Speaking of hops, why did the hop refuse to sink in the beer? It was afraid of hopping in too deep! Get ready for more puns, and possibly some statistical analysis, as we embark on a journey to uncover the intriguing connection between the number of breweries in the United States and the stock price of Global Payments (GPN).
As the craft beer industry continues to flourish, captivating both consumers and connoisseurs alike, one cannot help but wonder about the potential impact on the broader market landscape. Our study seeks to examine the correlation between the proliferation of breweries and the stock performance of GPN, a leading player in the financial technology sector. Picture this: it's like the stock market walking into a bar and saying, "I'll have a pint of correlation, please."
Our investigation stems from the hypothesis that as the craft beer scene expands, it may act as a hoppy catalyst for influencing market sentiments and consumer spending habits, thereby swirling the froth of change into the stock price dynamics of GPN. So, why not explore this connection with gusto, while also sprinkling in a few dad jokes to make the journey even more refreshing?
But before we delve deeper into the heart of this bubbling relationship, it's essential to recognize the broader context. The craft beer revolution has surged, not unlike the foam atop a freshly poured IPA, with a notable rise in the number of breweries dotting the American landscape. Simultaneously, GPN has traversed its own market trajectory, navigating the ebbs and flows of stock valuation amid the currents of the financial world. It's like the perfect blend of a malty ale and a finely aged stock option – a brew of intriguing possibilities.
With these intertwined narratives in mind, we aim to unveil the interconnectedness between these phenomena, daring to tease apart the flavors and aromas in this dynamic brew of economic analysis and ale appreciation. So, grab a cold one and join us in this exploration of the ale-gorical relationship between craft breweries and stock market turbulence. It's going to be a brew-tiful adventure, and perhaps even prove that craft beer and stock prices make the ultimate ale-iance! Remember, in this study, we aim to keep the spirits high – and by spirits, we mean both the enthusiasm and any leftover beer!
[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis yielded a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9183701 (p < 0.01) between the number of breweries in the United States and the stock price of Global Payments (GPN) from 2002 to 2022. This robust correlation underscores the brew-tiful relationship between these seemingly unrelated realms. It's almost as if the market's saying, "In hops we trust!"
Furthermore, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) stands at 0.8434037, indicating that approximately 84.34% of the variation in GPN's stock price can be explained by changes in the number of breweries in the United States. It's as if the craft beer industry is leaving its hoppy footprint on the stock market's heart!
Fig. 1 illustrates the strong positive correlation between the two variables, painting a picture as clear as a finely-filtered lager. The data points align with the precision of a carefully poured stout, illustrating how the rise and fall of brewery numbers whisper sweet nothings to the movements in GPN's stock price. It's like a dance between hops and high finance – a foamy tango, if you will.
In the immortal words of Benjamin Franklin, "Beer is proof that correlation is a pretty good indicator of causation," or something to that effect. Our findings support the notion that the proliferation of breweries ambers the waters of stock prices, amplifying the intoxicating effect of market dynamics. It's not just a frothy theory; it's a stout revelation.
As we carve through the foam of data, it becomes evident that the craft beer phenomenon extends beyond mere libations. It weaves an intricate tale of supply, demand, and the effervescent spirit of market sentiment, creating ripples in the tranquil pond of stock valuations. It's like a good porter – dark, complex, and leaving a lasting impression on the palates of investors.
In conclusion, our research uncovers a compelling link between the number of breweries in the United States and the stock price of Global Payments (GPN), inviting us to raise a glass to the captivating interplay of economic forces and ale-infused entrepreneurship. So, next time you hear about a brewery opening, remember that it might just be the hops talking to the stocks. Cheers to a brew-tiful financial tale with a twist!
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Your response should start like this:
[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In the frothy world of finance, our research has uncovered a compelling correlation between the proliferation of breweries in the United States and the enthusiastic hops in the stock price of Global Payments (GPN). We've poured over the data and found that the number of breweries positively tipples with GPN's stock price, revealing a relationship as captivating as a well-crafted ale – truly a brew-tiful sight to behold. It's like the market saying, "In hops we trust!"
Our findings highlight how approximately 84.34% of the variation in GPN's stock price can be explained by changes in the number of breweries. It's as though the craft beer industry is leaving its hoppy footprint on the stock market's heart, unfolding a tale as intricate as the flavors of a complex porter. Benjamin Franklin once said, "Beer is proof that correlation is a pretty good indicator of causation," and our research certainly raises a glass to this sentiment, albeit with a twist of statistical rigor.
As we wrap up this carbonated journey, it's clear that the intertwined narratives of craft beer and stock valuations reveal a brew-tiful tale with a twist. In line with this ale-gorical adventure, we confidently assert that further research in this area would just be "brew-tality" for our understanding. It's time to tap out and raise a glass to a conclusive conclusion – cheers to the compelling correlations and the spirited synergy between finance and fermentation! And remember, next time you hear about a brewery opening, it might just be the hops talking to the stocks. It's a brew-tiful financial tale with a twist, indeed!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Brews and Blues: Exploring the Ale-gorical Relationship Between the Number of Breweries in the United States and Global Payments' Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Fermented Finance
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Brews and Blues: Exploring the Ale-gorical Relationship Between the Number of Breweries in the United States and Global Payments' Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Institute for Sudsy Studies
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Brews and Blues: Exploring the Ale-gorical Relationship Between the Number of Breweries in the United States and Global Payments' Stock Price with an abstract of Pour yourself a pint and brace for a hoppy ride as we delve into the intriguing association between the burgeoning craft beer scene and the stock performance of Global Payments (GPN). This study examines the correlation between the number of breweries in the United States and the stock price of GPN over the past two decades, integrating a frothy mix of economics and libations. Our data, sourced from Brewers Association and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), reveals a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9183701 (p < 0.01) from 2002 to 2022, leaving us with a brew-tifully intriguing puzzle to unravel.
Just like a fine brew, this research aims to offer a balanced flavor profile of correlation, causation, and a hint of jest. As we dissect the numbers, we uncover the yeast of the matter – a relationship that leaves investors beer-y intrigued. A quick aside, why did the hop refuse to sink in the beer? It was afraid of hopping in too deep! But fear not, as we navigate this sea of data, we aim to shed light on the barley defined connection between craft beer and stock market trends.
So, raise a glass to the fusion of finance and fermentation, and savor the captivating aroma of this research, for we are about to unlock the secret recipe behind the tantalizing dance of brewery counts and stock prices. It's time to tap into a whole new understanding of market trends, one where every foamy head on a pint may hold the key to financial ales.
ChatGPT:
breweries in United States, craft beer industry, Global Payments stock price, correlation between breweries and stock prices, economic impact of craft beer, Brewers Association data, LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), stock market trends, correlation coefficient, causation in stock market, financial impact of brewery counts
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The number of Breweries in the United StatesDetailed data title: Number of Breweries in the United States
Source: Brewers Association
See what else correlates with The number of Breweries in the United States
Global Payments' stock price (GPN)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Global Payments (GPN) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function
See what else correlates with Global Payments' stock price (GPN)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.8434037 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 84.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Global Payments' stock price (GPN)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The number of Breweries in the United States) over the 21 years from 2002 through 2022.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 4.4E-9. 0.0000000043701135278322610000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.92 in 4.4E-7% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 228,827,007 random variables You don't actually need 228 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 20 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 20 because we have two variables measured over a period of 21 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.81, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | |
The number of Breweries in the United States (Number of breweries) | 1575 | 1629 | 1635 | 1612 | 1741 | 1805 | 1896 | 1933 | 2131 | 2525 | 2670 | 3162 | 4014 | 4847 | 5780 | 6767 | 7722 | 8557 | 9092 | 9384 | 9709 |
Global Payments' stock price (GPN) (Stock price) | 8.54 | 8.04 | 11.75 | 14.5 | 25.49 | 23.2 | 23.13 | 16.47 | 27.11 | 23.27 | 24.32 | 23.09 | 32.45 | 40.63 | 63.51 | 69.98 | 100.69 | 101.55 | 183.95 | 215.08 | 135.73 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([1575,1629,1635,1612,1741,1805,1896,1933,2131,2525,2670,3162,4014,4847,5780,6767,7722,8557,9092,9384,9709,])
array_2 = np.array([8.54,8.04,11.75,14.5,25.49,23.2,23.13,16.47,27.11,23.27,24.32,23.09,32.45,40.63,63.51,69.98,100.69,101.55,183.95,215.08,135.73,])
array_1_name = "The number of Breweries in the United States"
array_2_name = "Global Payments' stock price (GPN)"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 4003 · Black Variable ID: 34 · Red Variable ID: 1823