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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Abdullah and the second variable is UFO sightings in Colorado.  The chart goes from 1975 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image

AI explanation

Because as the popularity of the name Abdullah rose, more people started addressing each other as "AbDUDEah" in Colorado. This unintentional distress signal to the intergalactic surfers in their UFOs led to an increase in sightings as they tried to catch the gnarly waves of misunderstanding.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate a comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s of a group of friends gathered at a park in Colorado. The friends are laughing and calling out "AbDUDEah" to each other. In the sky above them, a UFO streaks by, its otherworldly shape and lights catching the attention of the friends as they gaze up in wonder. The illustration should capture the retro comic-book aesthetic while depicting the playful and awe-inspiring moment. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Abdullah and UFO sightings in Colorado. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Charcoal Symbolism A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s a meme An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie
ChatGPT: A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Abdullah and UFO sightings in Colorado, in the following situation: Because as the popularity of the name Abdullah rose, more people started addressing each other as "AbDUDEah" in Colorado. This unintentional distress signal to the intergalactic surfers in their UFOs led to an increase in sightings as they tried to catch the gnarly waves of misunderstanding.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Colorado, a group of friends gathers at a park, calling out to each other as "AbDUDEah" and laughing. In the sky above them, a UFO streaks by, its otherworldly shape and lights catching the attention of the friends as they gaze up in wonder.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s ] and depicting this scene: In Colorado, a group of friends gathers at a park, calling out to each other as "AbDUDEah" and laughing. In the sky above them, a UFO streaks by, its otherworldly shape and lights catching the attention of the friends as they gaze up in wonder. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate a comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s of a group of friends gathered at a park in Colorado. The friends are laughing and calling out "AbDUDEah" to each other. In the sky above them, a UFO streaks by, its otherworldly shape and lights catching the attention of the friends as they gaze up in wonder. The illustration should capture the retro comic-book aesthetic while depicting the playful and awe-inspiring moment.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide humerus responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else. Your responses should be able to be used as the title for a funny post, or the top comment on a thread explaining the connection.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Popularity of the first name Abdullah caused UFO sightings in Colorado to increase. Make it silly and ~100 tokens. Use a lot of puns and jokes. Do not start with 'well' or 'you see' or similar statements. Do not restate the variables; lead with the answer (what comes after 'because...')

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Abdullah's Alien Encounters: Exploring the Otherworldly Connection Between Name Popularity and UFO Sightings in Colorado

The Journal of Extraterrestrial Nameology

Jan 2024
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Abdullah and UFO sightings in Colorado. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and National UFO Reporting Center to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9582934 and p < 0.01 for 1975 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Abdullah's Alien Encounters: Exploring the Otherworldly Connection Between Name Popularity and UFO Sightings in Colorado"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unexpected link between the popularity of the first name Abdullah and the frequency of UFO sightings in the colorful state of Colorado. Through an unusual combination of data sources from the US Social Security Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, we applied rigorous statistical analysis to uncover the startling correlation between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9582934 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 1975 to 2021, suggesting a striking relationship that cannot be brushed off as mere coincidence. The implications of this research extend beyond the extraterrestrial, opening up a whole new dimension of exploration in the realms of naming conventions and cosmic encounters. Prepare to be abducted by the intriguing correlations and pun-tastic revelations that this study uncovers, leaving you to ponder: is there a cosmic connection between Abdullah and the unexplainable phenomena in the skies above Colorado?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Abdullah and UFO sightings in Colorado. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Abdullah's Alien Encounters: Exploring the Otherworldly Connection Between Name Popularity and UFO Sightings in Colorado"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unexpected link between the popularity of the first name Abdullah and the frequency of UFO sightings in the colorful state of Colorado. Through an unusual combination of data sources from the US Social Security Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, we applied rigorous statistical analysis to uncover the startling correlation between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9582934 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 1975 to 2021, suggesting a striking relationship that cannot be brushed off as mere coincidence. The implications of this research extend beyond the extraterrestrial, opening up a whole new dimension of exploration in the realms of naming conventions and cosmic encounters. Prepare to be abducted by the intriguing correlations and pun-tastic revelations that this study uncovers, leaving you to ponder: is there a cosmic connection between Abdullah and the unexplainable phenomena in the skies above Colorado?

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
Introduction

The intersection of popular names and paranormal phenomena may seem like the premise of a far-fetched science fiction novel, but through rigorous statistical analysis, this study brings to light a curious correlation between the first name Abdullah and UFO sightings in the picturesque state of Colorado. While the idea may initially evoke skepticism and eye rolls, we assure you that our investigation is not just a flight of fancy. The empirical evidence we present is bound to spark both scientific curiosity and a few chuckles along the way.

As researchers, we often find ourselves delving into uncharted territories, but few could have anticipated venturing into the cosmic conundrum of UFO sightings and the popularity of the name Abdullah. Our curiosity was piqued by the peculiar possibility of uncovering patterns in the colorful backdrop of Colorado, where the sightings of unidentified flying objects have not only intrigued locals but also perplexed the scientific community. Drawing from the US Social Security Administration's data on first names and the National UFO Reporting Center, we embarked on a data-driven odyssey to discern whether there may be a connection between the name Abdullah and extraterrestrial encounters.

In the realm of statistical analysis, establishing causality is akin to catching a shooting star – challenging, but not entirely impossible. As we embarked on this journey, we were mindful of the need to approach the investigation with a blend of scientific rigor and good humor. After all, who wouldn't appreciate a pun-tastic correlation between cosmic coincidences and the quirks of nomenclature? As we crunch the numbers and unearth the unexpected, we invite you to fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a ride through the stranger-than-fiction realm of statistical anomalies and celestial surprises.

In this paper, we present the astronomical implications of our findings, shedding light on the compelling correlation coefficient of 0.9582934 and a p-value less than 0.01, spanning over four decades of data. What we reveal goes beyond the mere statistical significance; it beckons us to contemplate the relationship between the cosmic and the commonplace, blurring the boundaries between earthly appellations and ethereal encounters. Prepare for an extraterrestrial journey that will challenge your preconceptions and leave you pondering the cosmic implications of a name like Abdullah and the UFO sightings dancing in Colorado skies. It's time to lift the veil on this celestial conundrum and embark on a statistical quest that promises to be nothing short of otherworldly.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Abdullah and UFO sightings in Colorado. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Abdullah's Alien Encounters: Exploring the Otherworldly Connection Between Name Popularity and UFO Sightings in Colorado"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unexpected link between the popularity of the first name Abdullah and the frequency of UFO sightings in the colorful state of Colorado. Through an unusual combination of data sources from the US Social Security Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, we applied rigorous statistical analysis to uncover the startling correlation between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9582934 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 1975 to 2021, suggesting a striking relationship that cannot be brushed off as mere coincidence. The implications of this research extend beyond the extraterrestrial, opening up a whole new dimension of exploration in the realms of naming conventions and cosmic encounters. Prepare to be abducted by the intriguing correlations and pun-tastic revelations that this study uncovers, leaving you to ponder: is there a cosmic connection between Abdullah and the unexplainable phenomena in the skies above Colorado?

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introduction
The intersection of popular names and paranormal phenomena may seem like the premise of a far-fetched science fiction novel, but through rigorous statistical analysis, this study brings to light a curious correlation between the first name Abdullah and UFO sightings in the picturesque state of Colorado. While the idea may initially evoke skepticism and eye rolls, we assure you that our investigation is not just a flight of fancy. The empirical evidence we present is bound to spark both scientific curiosity and a few chuckles along the way.
As researchers, we often find ourselves delving into uncharted territories, but few could have anticipated venturing into the cosmic conundrum of UFO sightings and the popularity of the name Abdullah. Our curiosity was piqued by the peculiar possibility of uncovering patterns in the colorful backdrop of Colorado, where the sightings of unidentified flying objects have not only intrigued locals but also perplexed the scientific community. Drawing from the US Social Security Administration's data on first names and the National UFO Reporting Center, we embarked on a data-driven odyssey to discern whether there may be a connection between the name Abdullah and extraterrestrial encounters.
In the realm of statistical analysis, establishing causality is akin to catching a shooting star – challenging, but not entirely impossible. As we embarked on this journey, we were mindful of the need to approach the investigation with a blend of scientific rigor and good humor. After all, who wouldn't appreciate a pun-tastic correlation between cosmic coincidences and the quirks of nomenclature? As we crunch the numbers and unearth the unexpected, we invite you to fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a ride through the stranger-than-fiction realm of statistical anomalies and celestial surprises.
In this paper, we present the astronomical implications of our findings, shedding light on the compelling correlation coefficient of 0.9582934 and a p-value less than 0.01, spanning over four decades of data. What we reveal goes beyond the mere statistical significance; it beckons us to contemplate the relationship between the cosmic and the commonplace, blurring the boundaries between earthly appellations and ethereal encounters. Prepare for an extraterrestrial journey that will challenge your preconceptions and leave you pondering the cosmic implications of a name like Abdullah and the UFO sightings dancing in Colorado skies. It's time to lift the veil on this celestial conundrum and embark on a statistical quest that promises to be nothing short of otherworldly.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
**LITERATURE REVIEW**

The academic literature on the correlation between the popularity of the first name Abdullah and UFO sightings in Colorado is surprisingly sparse, leaving ample room for this study to blaze a trail through uncharted and, dare we say, extraterrestrial territory. Initially, the authors tread carefully on the well-worn paths of statistical analyses and demographic studies. Smith et al. (2015) ventured into the realms of demographic naming trends, delving deep into the complexities of naming conventions and societal influences. Moreover, Doe and Jones (2018) meticulously explored the patterns and correlations between popular names and cultural phenomena, offering a comprehensive overview of the potential links between nomenclature and unexpected occurrences.

However, as we journey further into this literary landscape, we find ourselves at the crossroads of unconventional and whimsical connections. The exploration of UFO sightings beckons us to consider "UFOs & Aliens: Implications of Cosmic Revelations" by X. Files (2012) and "Area 51 Chronicles: An Insider's Guide to Extraterrestrial Encounters" by E. Alien (2016). While these may not present empirical evidence strictly within the purview of statistical analysis, they offer an intriguing avenue for the imaginative exploration of the cosmic enigma.

As we delve deeper into the whimsical world of fiction, we encounter works such as "The Alien Next Door" by R. Reader (2019) and "Close Encounters of the Abdullah Kind" by A. Phantasy (2017). While these may not be grounded in empirical studies, they undoubtedly tantalize the imagination and spark a twinkle of curiosity in the eyes of the avid reader or the statistical analyst with a penchant for the peculiar.

It would be remiss not to acknowledge the impact of pop culture on shaping perceptions and understanding of UFO-related phenomena. TV shows such as "Ancient Aliens" and "The X-Files" have captivated audiences with their speculative explorations of extraterrestrial encounters and conspiracy theories. By immersing ourselves in these media sources, we gain insights into the societal fascination with the unexplained, providing a broader context for our statistical investigation.

In sum, while the academic literature may initially appear to provide a narrow and sobering perspective on the correlation between the popularity of the first name Abdullah and UFO sightings in Colorado, the unconventional and whimsical sources offer a refreshing and thought-provoking departure from the customary scholarly fare. As we dig deeper into this eclectic blend of sources, we uncover a tapestry of cosmic curiosities and statistical surprises that beckon us to embrace the unexpected and prepare for a statistical odyssey that defies the boundaries of ordinary inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Abdullah and UFO sightings in Colorado. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and National UFO Reporting Center . You used data from 1975 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Abdullah's Alien Encounters: Exploring the Otherworldly Connection Between Name Popularity and UFO Sightings in Colorado"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unexpected link between the popularity of the first name Abdullah and the frequency of UFO sightings in the colorful state of Colorado. Through an unusual combination of data sources from the US Social Security Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, we applied rigorous statistical analysis to uncover the startling correlation between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9582934 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 1975 to 2021, suggesting a striking relationship that cannot be brushed off as mere coincidence. The implications of this research extend beyond the extraterrestrial, opening up a whole new dimension of exploration in the realms of naming conventions and cosmic encounters. Prepare to be abducted by the intriguing correlations and pun-tastic revelations that this study uncovers, leaving you to ponder: is there a cosmic connection between Abdullah and the unexplainable phenomena in the skies above Colorado?

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introduction
The intersection of popular names and paranormal phenomena may seem like the premise of a far-fetched science fiction novel, but through rigorous statistical analysis, this study brings to light a curious correlation between the first name Abdullah and UFO sightings in the picturesque state of Colorado. While the idea may initially evoke skepticism and eye rolls, we assure you that our investigation is not just a flight of fancy. The empirical evidence we present is bound to spark both scientific curiosity and a few chuckles along the way.
As researchers, we often find ourselves delving into uncharted territories, but few could have anticipated venturing into the cosmic conundrum of UFO sightings and the popularity of the name Abdullah. Our curiosity was piqued by the peculiar possibility of uncovering patterns in the colorful backdrop of Colorado, where the sightings of unidentified flying objects have not only intrigued locals but also perplexed the scientific community. Drawing from the US Social Security Administration's data on first names and the National UFO Reporting Center, we embarked on a data-driven odyssey to discern whether there may be a connection between the name Abdullah and extraterrestrial encounters.
In the realm of statistical analysis, establishing causality is akin to catching a shooting star – challenging, but not entirely impossible. As we embarked on this journey, we were mindful of the need to approach the investigation with a blend of scientific rigor and good humor. After all, who wouldn't appreciate a pun-tastic correlation between cosmic coincidences and the quirks of nomenclature? As we crunch the numbers and unearth the unexpected, we invite you to fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a ride through the stranger-than-fiction realm of statistical anomalies and celestial surprises.
In this paper, we present the astronomical implications of our findings, shedding light on the compelling correlation coefficient of 0.9582934 and a p-value less than 0.01, spanning over four decades of data. What we reveal goes beyond the mere statistical significance; it beckons us to contemplate the relationship between the cosmic and the commonplace, blurring the boundaries between earthly appellations and ethereal encounters. Prepare for an extraterrestrial journey that will challenge your preconceptions and leave you pondering the cosmic implications of a name like Abdullah and the UFO sightings dancing in Colorado skies. It's time to lift the veil on this celestial conundrum and embark on a statistical quest that promises to be nothing short of otherworldly.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Data Collection
The data used in this study was collected from a variety of sources, with the primary sources being the US Social Security Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center. The US Social Security Administration provided comprehensive data on the frequency of the first name Abdullah from 1975 to 2021, while the National UFO Reporting Center furnished detailed records of UFO sightings in the state of Colorado for the same time period.

To ensure the accuracy and reliability of the data, our research team combed through countless records, sifting through the internet akin to extraterrestrial hunters seeking cosmic clues. We chose to focus on the state of Colorado, known for its panoramic views and colorful skies, making it an ideal arena for investigating the unexpected cosmic connection with the name Abdullah.

Data Analysis
Our study employed a sophisticated statistical approach to establish the correlation between the popularity of the name Abdullah and the frequency of UFO sightings in Colorado. After meticulously gathering the data, we employed various statistical methodologies, including correlation analysis, chi-square tests, and time series analysis, to explore the potential association between these seemingly unrelated variables.

It's no secret that conducting statistical analyses can often feel like deciphering extraterrestrial hieroglyphics. However, armed with our trusty statistical software and a healthy dose of puns to ward off the statistical gremlins, we fearlessly delved into the data. The cosmic conundrum of exploring the nexus between first names and celestial phenomena became an exhilarating statistical adventure that left us both awestruck and tickled by the unexpected correlations we unearthed.

Statistical Rigor
In adhering to scientific best practices, we ensured that our analyses were robust and validated. Our statistical analyses were conducted with great care, taking into consideration potential confounding variables and employing rigorous tests to ascertain the strength and significance of the relationship between the name Abdullah and UFO sightings in Colorado.

We also conducted sensitivity analyses to test the robustness of our findings, as we were cognizant of the need to uphold the rigor that scientific inquiry demands, even when embarking on unconventional research terrain. This allowed us to confirm the consistency of our results and assure the scientific community that our findings were not merely a figment of a galactic daydream.

As we break through the statistical stratosphere and journey into the cosmic unknown, our methodology stands as a testament to the scientific discipline that underpins our exploration of the quirky correlation between the name Abdullah and extraterrestrial encounters over the colorful skies of Colorado. Prepare to be statistically starstruck and cosmically captivated as we unveil the statistically significant interplay between earthly names and unearthly sightings, inviting you to join us in a statistical odyssey that is truly out of this world.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Abdullah and UFO sightings in Colorado. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and National UFO Reporting Center .

For the time period 1975 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9582934, r-squared of 0.9183263, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Abdullah's Alien Encounters: Exploring the Otherworldly Connection Between Name Popularity and UFO Sightings in Colorado"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unexpected link between the popularity of the first name Abdullah and the frequency of UFO sightings in the colorful state of Colorado. Through an unusual combination of data sources from the US Social Security Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, we applied rigorous statistical analysis to uncover the startling correlation between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9582934 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 1975 to 2021, suggesting a striking relationship that cannot be brushed off as mere coincidence. The implications of this research extend beyond the extraterrestrial, opening up a whole new dimension of exploration in the realms of naming conventions and cosmic encounters. Prepare to be abducted by the intriguing correlations and pun-tastic revelations that this study uncovers, leaving you to ponder: is there a cosmic connection between Abdullah and the unexplainable phenomena in the skies above Colorado?

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Introduction
The intersection of popular names and paranormal phenomena may seem like the premise of a far-fetched science fiction novel, but through rigorous statistical analysis, this study brings to light a curious correlation between the first name Abdullah and UFO sightings in the picturesque state of Colorado. While the idea may initially evoke skepticism and eye rolls, we assure you that our investigation is not just a flight of fancy. The empirical evidence we present is bound to spark both scientific curiosity and a few chuckles along the way.
As researchers, we often find ourselves delving into uncharted territories, but few could have anticipated venturing into the cosmic conundrum of UFO sightings and the popularity of the name Abdullah. Our curiosity was piqued by the peculiar possibility of uncovering patterns in the colorful backdrop of Colorado, where the sightings of unidentified flying objects have not only intrigued locals but also perplexed the scientific community. Drawing from the US Social Security Administration's data on first names and the National UFO Reporting Center, we embarked on a data-driven odyssey to discern whether there may be a connection between the name Abdullah and extraterrestrial encounters.
In the realm of statistical analysis, establishing causality is akin to catching a shooting star – challenging, but not entirely impossible. As we embarked on this journey, we were mindful of the need to approach the investigation with a blend of scientific rigor and good humor. After all, who wouldn't appreciate a pun-tastic correlation between cosmic coincidences and the quirks of nomenclature? As we crunch the numbers and unearth the unexpected, we invite you to fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a ride through the stranger-than-fiction realm of statistical anomalies and celestial surprises.
In this paper, we present the astronomical implications of our findings, shedding light on the compelling correlation coefficient of 0.9582934 and a p-value less than 0.01, spanning over four decades of data. What we reveal goes beyond the mere statistical significance; it beckons us to contemplate the relationship between the cosmic and the commonplace, blurring the boundaries between earthly appellations and ethereal encounters. Prepare for an extraterrestrial journey that will challenge your preconceptions and leave you pondering the cosmic implications of a name like Abdullah and the UFO sightings dancing in Colorado skies. It's time to lift the veil on this celestial conundrum and embark on a statistical quest that promises to be nothing short of otherworldly.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Upon conducting our data analysis, we uncovered a remarkable correlation between the popularity of the first name Abdullah and the frequency of UFO sightings in Colorado. Our findings showcased a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9582934 and an r-squared value of 0.9183263, both pointing to a strong positive relationship between the variables. The p-value of less than 0.01 further reinforced the statistical significance of this uncanny association, indicating that the likelihood of this correlation occurring by chance is astronomically low. It seems that there might indeed be a cosmic connection between the name Abdullah and the unexplainable phenomena unfolding in the skies above Colorado.

To visually illustrate this intriguing correlation, we present Fig. 1, a scatterplot that vividly depicts the strong positive relationship between the popularity of the first name Abdullah and the incidence of UFO sightings in Colorado. The data points form a clear, upward-sloping pattern, emphasizing the compelling association between these two seemingly disparate phenomena.

In light of these findings, it's evident that there is more to the name Abdullah than meets the eye. This unexpected correlation challenges our conventional understanding of statistical relationships and prompts us to consider the cosmic implications of nomenclature in the context of extraterrestrial encounters. With a correlation this strong, it's no mere statistical fluke – the name Abdullah and UFO sightings in Colorado seem to share an inexplicable bond that defies rational explanation. This research paves the way for a new dimension of exploration, one that transcends the earthly and delves into the enigmatic interplay between human names and celestial sightings.

Our analysis not only highlights the statistical significance of this unlikely connection but also underscores the potential for further inquiry into the cosmic conundrum of UFO activities and naming conventions. While this correlation may elicit a few raised eyebrows, it beckons us to embrace the whimsical side of statistical exploration and contemplate the cosmic puzzles that unfold in the most unexpected places. Prepare to embark on an otherworldly journey that blurs the boundaries between statistical anomalies and celestial surprises, as we uncover the mysterious link between the name Abdullah and UFO sightings in the majestic skies of Colorado.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Abdullah and UFO sightings in Colorado. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Abdullah's Alien Encounters: Exploring the Otherworldly Connection Between Name Popularity and UFO Sightings in Colorado"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unexpected link between the popularity of the first name Abdullah and the frequency of UFO sightings in the colorful state of Colorado. Through an unusual combination of data sources from the US Social Security Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, we applied rigorous statistical analysis to uncover the startling correlation between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9582934 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 1975 to 2021, suggesting a striking relationship that cannot be brushed off as mere coincidence. The implications of this research extend beyond the extraterrestrial, opening up a whole new dimension of exploration in the realms of naming conventions and cosmic encounters. Prepare to be abducted by the intriguing correlations and pun-tastic revelations that this study uncovers, leaving you to ponder: is there a cosmic connection between Abdullah and the unexplainable phenomena in the skies above Colorado?

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The academic literature on the correlation between the popularity of the first name Abdullah and UFO sightings in Colorado is surprisingly sparse, leaving ample room for this study to blaze a trail through uncharted and, dare we say, extraterrestrial territory. Initially, the authors tread carefully on the well-worn paths of statistical analyses and demographic studies. Smith et al. (2015) ventured into the realms of demographic naming trends, delving deep into the complexities of naming conventions and societal influences. Moreover, Doe and Jones (2018) meticulously explored the patterns and correlations between popular names and cultural phenomena, offering a comprehensive overview of the potential links between nomenclature and unexpected occurrences.
However, as we journey further into this literary landscape, we find ourselves at the crossroads of unconventional and whimsical connections. The exploration of UFO sightings beckons us to consider "UFOs & Aliens: Implications of Cosmic Revelations" by X. Files (2012) and "Area 51 Chronicles: An Insider's Guide to Extraterrestrial Encounters" by E. Alien (2016). While these may not present empirical evidence strictly within the purview of statistical analysis, they offer an intriguing avenue for the imaginative exploration of the cosmic enigma.
As we delve deeper into the whimsical world of fiction, we encounter works such as "The Alien Next Door" by R. Reader (2019) and "Close Encounters of the Abdullah Kind" by A. Phantasy (2017). While these may not be grounded in empirical studies, they undoubtedly tantalize the imagination and spark a twinkle of curiosity in the eyes of the avid reader or the statistical analyst with a penchant for the peculiar.
It would be remiss not to acknowledge the impact of pop culture on shaping perceptions and understanding of UFO-related phenomena. TV shows such as "Ancient Aliens" and "The X-Files" have captivated audiences with their speculative explorations of extraterrestrial encounters and conspiracy theories. By immersing ourselves in these media sources, we gain insights into the societal fascination with the unexplained, providing a broader context for our statistical investigation.
In sum, while the academic literature may initially appear to provide a narrow and sobering perspective on the correlation between the popularity of the first name Abdullah and UFO sightings in Colorado, the unconventional and whimsical sources offer a refreshing and thought-provoking departure from the customary scholarly fare. As we dig deeper into this eclectic blend of sources, we uncover a tapestry of cosmic curiosities and statistical surprises that beckon us to embrace the unexpected and prepare for a statistical odyssey that defies the boundaries of ordinary inquiry.

[[RESULTS]]
Upon conducting our data analysis, we uncovered a remarkable correlation between the popularity of the first name Abdullah and the frequency of UFO sightings in Colorado. Our findings showcased a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9582934 and an r-squared value of 0.9183263, both pointing to a strong positive relationship between the variables. The p-value of less than 0.01 further reinforced the statistical significance of this uncanny association, indicating that the likelihood of this correlation occurring by chance is astronomically low. It seems that there might indeed be a cosmic connection between the name Abdullah and the unexplainable phenomena unfolding in the skies above Colorado.
To visually illustrate this intriguing correlation, we present Fig. 1, a scatterplot that vividly depicts the strong positive relationship between the popularity of the first name Abdullah and the incidence of UFO sightings in Colorado. The data points form a clear, upward-sloping pattern, emphasizing the compelling association between these two seemingly disparate phenomena.
In light of these findings, it's evident that there is more to the name Abdullah than meets the eye. This unexpected correlation challenges our conventional understanding of statistical relationships and prompts us to consider the cosmic implications of nomenclature in the context of extraterrestrial encounters. With a correlation this strong, it's no mere statistical fluke – the name Abdullah and UFO sightings in Colorado seem to share an inexplicable bond that defies rational explanation. This research paves the way for a new dimension of exploration, one that transcends the earthly and delves into the enigmatic interplay between human names and celestial sightings.
Our analysis not only highlights the statistical significance of this unlikely connection but also underscores the potential for further inquiry into the cosmic conundrum of UFO activities and naming conventions. While this correlation may elicit a few raised eyebrows, it beckons us to embrace the whimsical side of statistical exploration and contemplate the cosmic puzzles that unfold in the most unexpected places. Prepare to embark on an otherworldly journey that blurs the boundaries between statistical anomalies and celestial surprises, as we uncover the mysterious link between the name Abdullah and UFO sightings in the majestic skies of Colorado.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of our study point to a perplexing correlation between the popularity of the first name Abdullah and the frequency of UFO sightings in Colorado. Our results, exhibiting a striking correlation coefficient and an r-squared value that would make UFO enthusiasts start seeing stars, provide compelling support for the unusual connection between these variables. This study not only breaks new ground in statistical research, but also invites us to ponder the cosmic conundrum of celestial encounters and nomenclature.

When revisiting the literature review, the whimsical connections previously dismissed as flights of fancy have taken on a more profound gravity – pun intended. The airy speculations in "UFOs & Aliens: Implications of Cosmic Revelations" and the cosmic explorations in "Close Encounters of the Abdullah Kind" now appear less far-fetched and more prescient in light of our robust statistical findings. It seems that statistical analysis has a way of turning the most peculiar imaginings into potential truths.

The unexpected correlation uncovered in our study challenges conventional statistical paradigms, reminding us that statistical exploration is not always bound by the gravitational pull of traditional hypotheses. Indeed, the name Abdullah and UFO sightings in Colorado seem to share an unexplainable bond, leading us to wonder if there's a statistical black hole at play, drawing these seemingly unrelated variables together in a celestial tango.

As we gaze upon the scatterplot that vividly portrays the captivating dance between the popularity of the name Abdullah and the presence of UFO sightings in the Colorado skies, we are left to contemplate the mysterious ways in which statistical relationships unfold. It's as if the statistical cosmos has conspired to unveil a correlation that defies the ordinary – a correlation that sends shivers down the spines of traditional statisticians and tickles the fancy of cosmic conspiracy theorists.

In considering the cosmic implications of our findings, we are compelled to recognize the broader implications of this statistical oddity. The unexpected link between Abdullah and UFO sightings beckons us to embrace the uncharted territories of statistical inquiry and to remain open to the statistical surprises that lurk beyond the boundaries of conventional analysis. Our study serves as a testament to the enigmatic interplay between statistical analysis and celestial phenomena, urging us to embrace the statistical mysteries that lie just beyond the horizon of conventional understanding.

In conclusion, the unearthly connection between the popularity of the first name Abdullah and UFO sightings in Colorado unravels a cosmic enigma that defies simple explanation. Our statistical odyssey challenges us to peer into the statistical unknown and to contemplate the whimsical side of statistical research that transcends the earthly and delves into the cosmic. Let this study serve as a reminder that within the realm of statistics lies a universe of unexpected correlations and statistical delights, waiting to be uncovered by the intrepid explorer of numbers and cosmic curiosities.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Abdullah and UFO sightings in Colorado. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Abdullah's Alien Encounters: Exploring the Otherworldly Connection Between Name Popularity and UFO Sightings in Colorado"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unexpected link between the popularity of the first name Abdullah and the frequency of UFO sightings in the colorful state of Colorado. Through an unusual combination of data sources from the US Social Security Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, we applied rigorous statistical analysis to uncover the startling correlation between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9582934 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 1975 to 2021, suggesting a striking relationship that cannot be brushed off as mere coincidence. The implications of this research extend beyond the extraterrestrial, opening up a whole new dimension of exploration in the realms of naming conventions and cosmic encounters. Prepare to be abducted by the intriguing correlations and pun-tastic revelations that this study uncovers, leaving you to ponder: is there a cosmic connection between Abdullah and the unexplainable phenomena in the skies above Colorado?

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Introduction
The intersection of popular names and paranormal phenomena may seem like the premise of a far-fetched science fiction novel, but through rigorous statistical analysis, this study brings to light a curious correlation between the first name Abdullah and UFO sightings in the picturesque state of Colorado. While the idea may initially evoke skepticism and eye rolls, we assure you that our investigation is not just a flight of fancy. The empirical evidence we present is bound to spark both scientific curiosity and a few chuckles along the way.
As researchers, we often find ourselves delving into uncharted territories, but few could have anticipated venturing into the cosmic conundrum of UFO sightings and the popularity of the name Abdullah. Our curiosity was piqued by the peculiar possibility of uncovering patterns in the colorful backdrop of Colorado, where the sightings of unidentified flying objects have not only intrigued locals but also perplexed the scientific community. Drawing from the US Social Security Administration's data on first names and the National UFO Reporting Center, we embarked on a data-driven odyssey to discern whether there may be a connection between the name Abdullah and extraterrestrial encounters.
In the realm of statistical analysis, establishing causality is akin to catching a shooting star – challenging, but not entirely impossible. As we embarked on this journey, we were mindful of the need to approach the investigation with a blend of scientific rigor and good humor. After all, who wouldn't appreciate a pun-tastic correlation between cosmic coincidences and the quirks of nomenclature? As we crunch the numbers and unearth the unexpected, we invite you to fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a ride through the stranger-than-fiction realm of statistical anomalies and celestial surprises.
In this paper, we present the astronomical implications of our findings, shedding light on the compelling correlation coefficient of 0.9582934 and a p-value less than 0.01, spanning over four decades of data. What we reveal goes beyond the mere statistical significance; it beckons us to contemplate the relationship between the cosmic and the commonplace, blurring the boundaries between earthly appellations and ethereal encounters. Prepare for an extraterrestrial journey that will challenge your preconceptions and leave you pondering the cosmic implications of a name like Abdullah and the UFO sightings dancing in Colorado skies. It's time to lift the veil on this celestial conundrum and embark on a statistical quest that promises to be nothing short of otherworldly.

[[RESULTS]]
Upon conducting our data analysis, we uncovered a remarkable correlation between the popularity of the first name Abdullah and the frequency of UFO sightings in Colorado. Our findings showcased a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9582934 and an r-squared value of 0.9183263, both pointing to a strong positive relationship between the variables. The p-value of less than 0.01 further reinforced the statistical significance of this uncanny association, indicating that the likelihood of this correlation occurring by chance is astronomically low. It seems that there might indeed be a cosmic connection between the name Abdullah and the unexplainable phenomena unfolding in the skies above Colorado.
To visually illustrate this intriguing correlation, we present Fig. 1, a scatterplot that vividly depicts the strong positive relationship between the popularity of the first name Abdullah and the incidence of UFO sightings in Colorado. The data points form a clear, upward-sloping pattern, emphasizing the compelling association between these two seemingly disparate phenomena.
In light of these findings, it's evident that there is more to the name Abdullah than meets the eye. This unexpected correlation challenges our conventional understanding of statistical relationships and prompts us to consider the cosmic implications of nomenclature in the context of extraterrestrial encounters. With a correlation this strong, it's no mere statistical fluke – the name Abdullah and UFO sightings in Colorado seem to share an inexplicable bond that defies rational explanation. This research paves the way for a new dimension of exploration, one that transcends the earthly and delves into the enigmatic interplay between human names and celestial sightings.
Our analysis not only highlights the statistical significance of this unlikely connection but also underscores the potential for further inquiry into the cosmic conundrum of UFO activities and naming conventions. While this correlation may elicit a few raised eyebrows, it beckons us to embrace the whimsical side of statistical exploration and contemplate the cosmic puzzles that unfold in the most unexpected places. Prepare to embark on an otherworldly journey that blurs the boundaries between statistical anomalies and celestial surprises, as we uncover the mysterious link between the name Abdullah and UFO sightings in the majestic skies of Colorado.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has boldly gone where no statistical analysis has gone before - into the cosmic conundrum of UFO sightings and the popularity of the name Abdullah. The astronomical correlation coefficient of 0.9582934 and p-value of less than 0.01 have left us starry-eyed and pondering the cosmic implications of a name like Abdullah and the UFO sightings dancing in Colorado skies. Our findings have not only left an indelible mark on the statistical landscape but have also given us a new perspective on the interplay between earthly appellations and ethereal encounters.

The correlation between the name Abdullah and UFO sightings in Colorado cannot be dismissed as a mere statistical fluke; there seems to be a cosmic connection at play. It's as if the extraterrestrial beings are seeking out individuals named Abdullah for their otherworldly encounters – perhaps they have a particular penchant for that name, or maybe it's their way of saying "Abdullaha, we come in peace."

This study opens the doors to a universe of further exploration, but dare I say, such extreme correlation may leave us with too much time on our hands. I can hear the skeptics exclaim, "Abdullah about this correlation – it's just not statistically significant enough!" But as researchers, we must embrace the unpredictability of the cosmos and appreciate the pun-tastic revelations that our study has unearthed.

In the wise words of Carl Sagan, "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known," and it seems that somewhere is none other than Colorado, where the skies are as colorful as the statistical anomalies we've discovered. At the risk of being abducted by our own statistical musings, I assert that no further research in this area is needed - it's time to set our sights on other cosmic curiosities and let Abdullah and the UFOs enjoy their celestial stardom.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Abdullah's Alien Encounters: Exploring the Otherworldly Connection Between Name Popularity and UFO Sightings in Colorado. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Extraterrestrial Nameology


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Abdullah's Alien Encounters: Exploring the Otherworldly Connection Between Name Popularity and UFO Sightings in Colorado. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Extraterrestrial Research and Phenomena Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Abdullah's Alien Encounters: Exploring the Otherworldly Connection Between Name Popularity and UFO Sightings in Colorado with an abstract of This paper delves into the unexpected link between the popularity of the first name Abdullah and the frequency of UFO sightings in the colorful state of Colorado. Through an unusual combination of data sources from the US Social Security Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, we applied rigorous statistical analysis to uncover the startling correlation between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9582934 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 1975 to 2021, suggesting a striking relationship that cannot be brushed off as mere coincidence. The implications of this research extend beyond the extraterrestrial, opening up a whole new dimension of exploration in the realms of naming conventions and cosmic encounters. Prepare to be abducted by the intriguing correlations and pun-tastic revelations that this study uncovers, leaving you to ponder: is there a cosmic connection between Abdullah and the unexplainable phenomena in the skies above Colorado?

ChatGPT:

Abdullah, UFO sightings, name popularity correlation, Colorado, social security administration data, National UFO Reporting Center, statistical analysis, correlation coefficient, p-value, naming conventions, cosmic encounters

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Data details

Popularity of the first name Abdullah
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Abdullah
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Abdullah

UFO sightings in Colorado
Detailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Colorado
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in Colorado

Correlation r = 0.9582934 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9183263 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 91.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., UFO sightings in Colorado) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Abdullah) over the 47 years from 1975 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 4.1E-26. 0.0000000000000000000000000410
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.96 in 4.1E-24% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 24,390,243,902,439,024,190,554,112 random variables You don't actually need 24 septillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 46 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 46 because we have two variables measured over a period of 47 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.93, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19751976197719781979198019811982198319841985198619871988198919901991199219931994199519961997199819992000200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Popularity of the first name Abdullah (Babies born)3138434745495458614445554646607379731049797131125162204182216230190192206219224210259225294305372413395406332351327286224
UFO sightings in Colorado (UFO sightings)477334632024547464841414196164479468819676908695886811411214119415619815710710817368




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([31,38,43,47,45,49,54,58,61,44,45,55,46,46,60,73,79,73,104,97,97,131,125,162,204,182,216,230,190,192,206,219,224,210,259,225,294,305,372,413,395,406,332,351,327,286,224,])
array_2 = np.array([4,7,7,3,3,4,6,3,2,0,2,4,5,4,7,4,6,4,8,4,14,14,19,61,64,47,94,68,81,96,76,90,86,95,88,68,114,112,141,194,156,198,157,107,108,173,68,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Abdullah"
array_2_name = "UFO sightings in Colorado"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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