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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The distance between Neptune and the Sun and the second variable is Arson in Rhode Island.  The chart goes from 1985 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As Neptune cozied up to the Sun, it sent out some super chill vibes. The residents of Rhode Island, feeling the unexpected wave of tranquility, decided to dial down the heat. With a decrease in the distance between the planet of the sea and our favorite star, it seems even in the vastness of space, Neptune just needed a little personal space to help keep things from going up in flames on Earth. Perhaps it's a case of celestial de-escalation leading to less ignition aggravation!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image that appears to be a scene from a Disney movie, featuring Neptune orbiting closer to the Sun and the Earth with rising water levels along its shores. Show fewer areas of dry vegetation on the land as water encroaches onto previously dry areas. In Rhode Island, depict fewer opportunities for potential arsonists to start fires due to the reduced availability of dry land, resulting in a decrease in arson incidents. Create a visually stunning and ethereal representation of these environmental changes within a dreamlike Disney-style setting. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The distance between Neptune and the Sun and Arson in Rhode Island. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie Sci-fi fantacy a funny image you would see on reddit Pop art An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The distance between Neptune and the Sun and Arson in Rhode Island, in the following situation: Because as Neptune moved closer to the Sun, the increased gravitational pull caused a rise in water levels on Earth. This rise in water levels led to less dry land for potential arsonists to stand on, ultimately decreasing the number of arson incidents in Rhode Island.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In the scene, we see the planet Neptune orbiting closer to the Sun, while the Earth is depicted with rising water levels along its shores. On the land, there are fewer areas of dry vegetation as the water encroaches onto the previously dry land. In Rhode Island, there are less opportunities for potential arsonists to start fires due to the reduced availability of dry land, resulting in a decrease in arson incidents.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie ] and depicting this scene: In the scene, we see the planet Neptune orbiting closer to the Sun, while the Earth is depicted with rising water levels along its shores. On the land, there are fewer areas of dry vegetation as the water encroaches onto the previously dry land. In Rhode Island, there are less opportunities for potential arsonists to start fires due to the reduced availability of dry land, resulting in a decrease in arson incidents. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image that appears to be a scene from a Disney movie, featuring Neptune orbiting closer to the Sun and the Earth with rising water levels along its shores. Show fewer areas of dry vegetation on the land as water encroaches onto previously dry areas. In Rhode Island, depict fewer opportunities for potential arsonists to start fires due to the reduced availability of dry land, resulting in a decrease in arson incidents. Create a visually stunning and ethereal representation of these environmental changes within a dreamlike Disney-style setting.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in The distance between Neptune and the Sun caused Arson in Rhode Island to decrease. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Celestial Heatwave: Exploring the Astrological and Pyrotechnic Interplay between Neptune's Distance from the Sun and Arson Incidences in Rhode Island

Journal of Celestial Arson Research

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Neptune and the Sun and Arson in Rhode Island. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from Caclculated using Astropy and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9045280 and p < 0.01 for 1985 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Celestial Heatwave: Exploring the Astrological and Pyrotechnic Interplay between Neptune's Distance from the Sun and Arson Incidences in Rhode Island

[[ABSTRACT]]
When it comes to the link between planetary positions and earthly phenomena, the saying "the world is my laboratory" takes on a whole new meaning. In this paper, we delve into the celestial corridors to investigate the relationship between the distance of Neptune from the Sun and the occurrence of arson in the smallest state, Rhode Island. Using data computed with Astropy and crime statistics from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we reveal a surprising correlation that's hotter than a flame-grilled burger on the Fourth of July.

Our findings astoundingly revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9045280, suggesting a strong and affirmative link between the distance of Neptune, the god of the sea, and fiery events, reminiscent of his trident's wrath. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the evidence ignites the notion that Neptune's sporadic nearness may stoke the embers of human behavior, much like a mischievous kid playing with matches.

So, next time someone remarks that "Neptune's got nothing to do with it," remind them that the stars may indeed be ablaze with influence. As we forge ahead in understanding the cosmos, let us not underestimate the power of planetary sway. After all, whether celestial or terrestrial, every spark has a story to tell.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Neptune and the Sun and Arson in Rhode Island. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Celestial Heatwave: Exploring the Astrological and Pyrotechnic Interplay between Neptune's Distance from the Sun and Arson Incidences in Rhode Island

[[ABSTRACT]]
When it comes to the link between planetary positions and earthly phenomena, the saying "the world is my laboratory" takes on a whole new meaning. In this paper, we delve into the celestial corridors to investigate the relationship between the distance of Neptune from the Sun and the occurrence of arson in the smallest state, Rhode Island. Using data computed with Astropy and crime statistics from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we reveal a surprising correlation that's hotter than a flame-grilled burger on the Fourth of July.

Our findings astoundingly revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9045280, suggesting a strong and affirmative link between the distance of Neptune, the god of the sea, and fiery events, reminiscent of his trident's wrath. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the evidence ignites the notion that Neptune's sporadic nearness may stoke the embers of human behavior, much like a mischievous kid playing with matches.

So, next time someone remarks that "Neptune's got nothing to do with it," remind them that the stars may indeed be ablaze with influence. As we forge ahead in understanding the cosmos, let us not underestimate the power of planetary sway. After all, whether celestial or terrestrial, every spark has a story to tell.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

As we gaze into the vast expanse of celestial bodies, we are often reminded that the universe operates in mysterious ways, much like the logic behind a dad joke – you may not see it coming, but you can't help but chuckle. In this study, we embark on a cosmic exploration of the interplay between Neptune's distance from the Sun and the occurrence of arson in the charming state of Rhode Island. It's a journey that has more twists and turns than a comet's tail, and with findings that are sure to set the scientific community ablaze with curiosity.

So, why bring together the celestial and the terrestrial? Well, just like a good pun, sometimes unexpected connections can lead to profound insights. Armed with data computed with Astropy, along with crime statistics from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we set out to unravel a correlation that may make you say, "Well, that's quite a 'fiery' discovery!"

First, we must address the burning question – why focus on Neptune's distance from the Sun? It turns out that the icy, blue giant has a gravitational pull that extends far beyond its frosted appearance, much like an academic researcher's influence on students. Its varied distance from the Sun, akin to a cosmic dance, can have an impact on the solar system, including Earth – a connection more fascinating than a science fiction novel.

As we delve into the statistical analysis, we aim to shed light on the correlation coefficient of 0.9045280 that emerged from our research. This coefficient, much like the ghost pepper of statistics, packs a punch that's hard to ignore. It suggests a strong connection between Neptune's distance and arson incidences in Rhode Island – a revelation that's sure to make you see the planetary dance in a whole new light.

Now, before anyone gets too fired up about our findings, it's important to remember the principles of scientific inquiry. While our p-value of less than 0.01 brings the heat, we must approach this correlation with careful consideration and further investigation. After all, statistics can be as fickle as a flame in the wind – sometimes they flicker out, and other times they ignite a new understanding.

So, as we navigate the cosmos and its implications on earthly events, let's keep an open mind. Just like a good dad joke, scientific discoveries can be both unexpected and enlightening. After all, who would have thought that planetary positioning could have a hand in sparking human behavior – it seems Neptune isn't just wielding a trident, but a statistical influence as well.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Neptune and the Sun and Arson in Rhode Island. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Celestial Heatwave: Exploring the Astrological and Pyrotechnic Interplay between Neptune's Distance from the Sun and Arson Incidences in Rhode Island

[[ABSTRACT]]
When it comes to the link between planetary positions and earthly phenomena, the saying "the world is my laboratory" takes on a whole new meaning. In this paper, we delve into the celestial corridors to investigate the relationship between the distance of Neptune from the Sun and the occurrence of arson in the smallest state, Rhode Island. Using data computed with Astropy and crime statistics from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we reveal a surprising correlation that's hotter than a flame-grilled burger on the Fourth of July.

Our findings astoundingly revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9045280, suggesting a strong and affirmative link between the distance of Neptune, the god of the sea, and fiery events, reminiscent of his trident's wrath. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the evidence ignites the notion that Neptune's sporadic nearness may stoke the embers of human behavior, much like a mischievous kid playing with matches.

So, next time someone remarks that "Neptune's got nothing to do with it," remind them that the stars may indeed be ablaze with influence. As we forge ahead in understanding the cosmos, let us not underestimate the power of planetary sway. After all, whether celestial or terrestrial, every spark has a story to tell.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As we gaze into the vast expanse of celestial bodies, we are often reminded that the universe operates in mysterious ways, much like the logic behind a dad joke – you may not see it coming, but you can't help but chuckle. In this study, we embark on a cosmic exploration of the interplay between Neptune's distance from the Sun and the occurrence of arson in the charming state of Rhode Island. It's a journey that has more twists and turns than a comet's tail, and with findings that are sure to set the scientific community ablaze with curiosity.
So, why bring together the celestial and the terrestrial? Well, just like a good pun, sometimes unexpected connections can lead to profound insights. Armed with data computed with Astropy, along with crime statistics from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we set out to unravel a correlation that may make you say, "Well, that's quite a 'fiery' discovery!"
First, we must address the burning question – why focus on Neptune's distance from the Sun? It turns out that the icy, blue giant has a gravitational pull that extends far beyond its frosted appearance, much like an academic researcher's influence on students. Its varied distance from the Sun, akin to a cosmic dance, can have an impact on the solar system, including Earth – a connection more fascinating than a science fiction novel.
As we delve into the statistical analysis, we aim to shed light on the correlation coefficient of 0.9045280 that emerged from our research. This coefficient, much like the ghost pepper of statistics, packs a punch that's hard to ignore. It suggests a strong connection between Neptune's distance and arson incidences in Rhode Island – a revelation that's sure to make you see the planetary dance in a whole new light.
Now, before anyone gets too fired up about our findings, it's important to remember the principles of scientific inquiry. While our p-value of less than 0.01 brings the heat, we must approach this correlation with careful consideration and further investigation. After all, statistics can be as fickle as a flame in the wind – sometimes they flicker out, and other times they ignite a new understanding.
So, as we navigate the cosmos and its implications on earthly events, let's keep an open mind. Just like a good dad joke, scientific discoveries can be both unexpected and enlightening. After all, who would have thought that planetary positioning could have a hand in sparking human behavior – it seems Neptune isn't just wielding a trident, but a statistical influence as well.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The studies conducted by Smith, Doe, and Jones have laid the foundation for our understanding of planetary influence on terrestrial events. In "Celestial Mechanics and Its Impact on Human Behavior," Smith extensively explores the gravitational interactions between outer planets and Earth, while Doe's work in "Astrology: The Science Behind the Stars" delves into the potential correlations between planetary positions and human behavior. Meanwhile, Jones' research in "The Cosmic Connection: Bridging Planetary Motions with Earthly Occurrences" provides insights into the intricate interplay between celestial mechanics and earthly phenomena.

It is important to note that the link between Neptune's distance from the Sun and arson in Rhode Island has garnered attention not only in serious scholarly works but also in popular literature. Books such as "The Planets" by Dava Sobel and "Cosmos" by Carl Sagan have sparked public interest in the celestial bodies and their potential influence on earthly affairs. These works, while captivating, have yet to fully explore the specific connection between Neptune's position and arson incidences in Rhode Island.

On a more fictional note, the realm of literature offers intriguing narratives that touch on the cosmic and the combustible. Novels such as "The Arsonist's Guide to Writers' Homes in New England" by Brock Clarke and "Burning Bright" by Ron Rash present thematic elements that, while not directly related to planetary positions, add an imaginative layer to our exploration of arson and celestial bodies.

In the realm of cinema, movies such as "Neptune's Fury" and "The Arsonist's Starlit Night" tantalize viewers with thrilling depictions of planetary forces and fiery events. While these films may not offer empirical evidence, they contribute to the intriguing intersection of celestial phenomena and earthly occurrences, much like a meteor shower of entertainment with a side of cosmic flair.

And now, a relevant dad joke: Why did the Sun go to school? To get a little brighter! As we navigate through the diverse sources that inform our understanding of the connection between Neptune's distance from the Sun and arson in Rhode Island, let us not forget to infuse a bit of celestial humor into our cosmic inquiries.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Neptune and the Sun and Arson in Rhode Island. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Caclculated using Astropy and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1985 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Celestial Heatwave: Exploring the Astrological and Pyrotechnic Interplay between Neptune's Distance from the Sun and Arson Incidences in Rhode Island

[[ABSTRACT]]
When it comes to the link between planetary positions and earthly phenomena, the saying "the world is my laboratory" takes on a whole new meaning. In this paper, we delve into the celestial corridors to investigate the relationship between the distance of Neptune from the Sun and the occurrence of arson in the smallest state, Rhode Island. Using data computed with Astropy and crime statistics from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we reveal a surprising correlation that's hotter than a flame-grilled burger on the Fourth of July.

Our findings astoundingly revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9045280, suggesting a strong and affirmative link between the distance of Neptune, the god of the sea, and fiery events, reminiscent of his trident's wrath. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the evidence ignites the notion that Neptune's sporadic nearness may stoke the embers of human behavior, much like a mischievous kid playing with matches.

So, next time someone remarks that "Neptune's got nothing to do with it," remind them that the stars may indeed be ablaze with influence. As we forge ahead in understanding the cosmos, let us not underestimate the power of planetary sway. After all, whether celestial or terrestrial, every spark has a story to tell.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
As we gaze into the vast expanse of celestial bodies, we are often reminded that the universe operates in mysterious ways, much like the logic behind a dad joke – you may not see it coming, but you can't help but chuckle. In this study, we embark on a cosmic exploration of the interplay between Neptune's distance from the Sun and the occurrence of arson in the charming state of Rhode Island. It's a journey that has more twists and turns than a comet's tail, and with findings that are sure to set the scientific community ablaze with curiosity.
So, why bring together the celestial and the terrestrial? Well, just like a good pun, sometimes unexpected connections can lead to profound insights. Armed with data computed with Astropy, along with crime statistics from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we set out to unravel a correlation that may make you say, "Well, that's quite a 'fiery' discovery!"
First, we must address the burning question – why focus on Neptune's distance from the Sun? It turns out that the icy, blue giant has a gravitational pull that extends far beyond its frosted appearance, much like an academic researcher's influence on students. Its varied distance from the Sun, akin to a cosmic dance, can have an impact on the solar system, including Earth – a connection more fascinating than a science fiction novel.
As we delve into the statistical analysis, we aim to shed light on the correlation coefficient of 0.9045280 that emerged from our research. This coefficient, much like the ghost pepper of statistics, packs a punch that's hard to ignore. It suggests a strong connection between Neptune's distance and arson incidences in Rhode Island – a revelation that's sure to make you see the planetary dance in a whole new light.
Now, before anyone gets too fired up about our findings, it's important to remember the principles of scientific inquiry. While our p-value of less than 0.01 brings the heat, we must approach this correlation with careful consideration and further investigation. After all, statistics can be as fickle as a flame in the wind – sometimes they flicker out, and other times they ignite a new understanding.
So, as we navigate the cosmos and its implications on earthly events, let's keep an open mind. Just like a good dad joke, scientific discoveries can be both unexpected and enlightening. After all, who would have thought that planetary positioning could have a hand in sparking human behavior – it seems Neptune isn't just wielding a trident, but a statistical influence as well.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To investigate the curious relationship between the distance of Neptune from the Sun and arson incidences in Rhode Island, our research team embarked on a data-driven journey that combined elements of astrology, statistics, and a dash of humor – because who says research can't have a little fun?

Data Collection:
We collected astronomical data on the distance between Neptune and the Sun from 1985 to 2022. This data, calculated with Astropy, provided us with the celestial coordinates necessary to trace Neptune's celestial waltz around the Sun. As for the arson incidences in Rhode Island, we turned to the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, ensuring that our study had a solid foundation without going up in smoke.

"Did you hear about the scientist who was studying the relationship between Neptune's distance from the Sun and arson? He was really fired up about it!"

Data Analysis:
Our statistical analysis employed a multi-faceted approach that could rival a fireworks display. We sought to unearth any potential correlation by employing advanced statistical modeling techniques and tools. Our methodology included fitting sophisticated models that account for temporal trends, seasonal variations, and other potential confounding variables. It was quite the statistical symphony, where every note played a crucial role in revealing the celestial-arson crescendo.

"Statistics can be like a campfire – gathering around them may lead to illuminating discussions, or you might get burned if you're not careful with your interpretations!"

Correlation and Significance Testing:
With the data in hand, we calculated the correlation coefficient between Neptune's distance from the Sun and arson incidences in Rhode Island. We employed rigorous significance testing to ensure the robustness of our findings, looking for any sparks of association that could withstand the scientific heat. Our aim was to elucidate the strength and direction of the relationship, much like deciphering the cosmic signals whispered by the planets themselves.

"Finding a significant correlation is like discovering the perfect kindling – it lights up the whole research process!"

Limitations and Sensitivity Analysis:
As with any scientific inquiry, we acknowledged the potential limitations of our study. We conducted sensitivity analysis to evaluate the stability of our results under different scenarios, much like testing the resilience of a scientific theory against varying conditions. We remained vigilant against drawing unwarranted conclusions, remaining as cautious as a firefighter entering a smoldering building.

"Research without acknowledging limitations is like building a bonfire without considering wind conditions – it could lead to unexpected outcomes!"

In summary, our methodology courageously blended the cosmic dance of Neptune with the earthly phenomenon of arson, weaving together statistics, data analysis, and a touch of humor to illuminate an unexpected correlation. Our findings, much like a celestial event, promise to ignite further inquiry and contemplation within the scientific community. After all, the universe is full of surprises, just like a good dad joke!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Neptune and the Sun and Arson in Rhode Island. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Caclculated using Astropy and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .

For the time period 1985 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9045280, r-squared of 0.8181709, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Celestial Heatwave: Exploring the Astrological and Pyrotechnic Interplay between Neptune's Distance from the Sun and Arson Incidences in Rhode Island

[[ABSTRACT]]
When it comes to the link between planetary positions and earthly phenomena, the saying "the world is my laboratory" takes on a whole new meaning. In this paper, we delve into the celestial corridors to investigate the relationship between the distance of Neptune from the Sun and the occurrence of arson in the smallest state, Rhode Island. Using data computed with Astropy and crime statistics from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we reveal a surprising correlation that's hotter than a flame-grilled burger on the Fourth of July.

Our findings astoundingly revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9045280, suggesting a strong and affirmative link between the distance of Neptune, the god of the sea, and fiery events, reminiscent of his trident's wrath. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the evidence ignites the notion that Neptune's sporadic nearness may stoke the embers of human behavior, much like a mischievous kid playing with matches.

So, next time someone remarks that "Neptune's got nothing to do with it," remind them that the stars may indeed be ablaze with influence. As we forge ahead in understanding the cosmos, let us not underestimate the power of planetary sway. After all, whether celestial or terrestrial, every spark has a story to tell.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
As we gaze into the vast expanse of celestial bodies, we are often reminded that the universe operates in mysterious ways, much like the logic behind a dad joke – you may not see it coming, but you can't help but chuckle. In this study, we embark on a cosmic exploration of the interplay between Neptune's distance from the Sun and the occurrence of arson in the charming state of Rhode Island. It's a journey that has more twists and turns than a comet's tail, and with findings that are sure to set the scientific community ablaze with curiosity.
So, why bring together the celestial and the terrestrial? Well, just like a good pun, sometimes unexpected connections can lead to profound insights. Armed with data computed with Astropy, along with crime statistics from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we set out to unravel a correlation that may make you say, "Well, that's quite a 'fiery' discovery!"
First, we must address the burning question – why focus on Neptune's distance from the Sun? It turns out that the icy, blue giant has a gravitational pull that extends far beyond its frosted appearance, much like an academic researcher's influence on students. Its varied distance from the Sun, akin to a cosmic dance, can have an impact on the solar system, including Earth – a connection more fascinating than a science fiction novel.
As we delve into the statistical analysis, we aim to shed light on the correlation coefficient of 0.9045280 that emerged from our research. This coefficient, much like the ghost pepper of statistics, packs a punch that's hard to ignore. It suggests a strong connection between Neptune's distance and arson incidences in Rhode Island – a revelation that's sure to make you see the planetary dance in a whole new light.
Now, before anyone gets too fired up about our findings, it's important to remember the principles of scientific inquiry. While our p-value of less than 0.01 brings the heat, we must approach this correlation with careful consideration and further investigation. After all, statistics can be as fickle as a flame in the wind – sometimes they flicker out, and other times they ignite a new understanding.
So, as we navigate the cosmos and its implications on earthly events, let's keep an open mind. Just like a good dad joke, scientific discoveries can be both unexpected and enlightening. After all, who would have thought that planetary positioning could have a hand in sparking human behavior – it seems Neptune isn't just wielding a trident, but a statistical influence as well.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our analysis of the relationship between the distance of Neptune from the Sun and arson incidences in Rhode Island unveiled a celestial secret hotter than a star's core. The correlation coefficient of 0.9045280 between these two variables was as striking as a meteor shower on a clear night. This coefficient indicates a strong positive relationship between Neptune's cosmic meanderings and the occurrence of fiery incidents in the Ocean State. It's safe to say that the celestial sparks were flying, and not just from Neptune's vicinity.

In the world of statistics, the r-squared value is like the gravitational pull of a statistical model – and in this case, it pulled us toward a value of 0.8181709. Much like the Moon's influence on the tides, this r-squared value suggests that approximately 81.8% of the variability in arson incidences can be explained by the distance of Neptune from the Sun. Talk about a planetary hold over earthly flames!

Now, for the punchline of this cosmic comedy – the p-value. Our analysis found a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that the likelihood of observing such a strong relationship between Neptune's distance and arson incidences by mere chance is less than 1%. That's right, statistically speaking, Neptune's cosmic dance cannot be dismissed as a mere statistical fluke; it has a statistically significant influence on the earthbound occurrence of arson. It seems that even in the vastness of space, statistical significance finds its way to ignite our curiosity.

In summary, our findings have ignited a new understanding of the potential impact of celestial dynamics on earthly events. Through our statistical investigation, we have unveiled a relationship between Neptune's distance from the Sun and arson occurrences in Rhode Island that's as undeniable as a solar eclipse. So, the next time you look up at the night sky, remember that even the most distant planets may have a hand in the fiery affairs of Earth. It's a cosmic connection that even the most celestial dads would appreciate.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Neptune and the Sun and Arson in Rhode Island. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Celestial Heatwave: Exploring the Astrological and Pyrotechnic Interplay between Neptune's Distance from the Sun and Arson Incidences in Rhode Island

[[ABSTRACT]]
When it comes to the link between planetary positions and earthly phenomena, the saying "the world is my laboratory" takes on a whole new meaning. In this paper, we delve into the celestial corridors to investigate the relationship between the distance of Neptune from the Sun and the occurrence of arson in the smallest state, Rhode Island. Using data computed with Astropy and crime statistics from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we reveal a surprising correlation that's hotter than a flame-grilled burger on the Fourth of July.

Our findings astoundingly revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9045280, suggesting a strong and affirmative link between the distance of Neptune, the god of the sea, and fiery events, reminiscent of his trident's wrath. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the evidence ignites the notion that Neptune's sporadic nearness may stoke the embers of human behavior, much like a mischievous kid playing with matches.

So, next time someone remarks that "Neptune's got nothing to do with it," remind them that the stars may indeed be ablaze with influence. As we forge ahead in understanding the cosmos, let us not underestimate the power of planetary sway. After all, whether celestial or terrestrial, every spark has a story to tell.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The studies conducted by Smith, Doe, and Jones have laid the foundation for our understanding of planetary influence on terrestrial events. In "Celestial Mechanics and Its Impact on Human Behavior," Smith extensively explores the gravitational interactions between outer planets and Earth, while Doe's work in "Astrology: The Science Behind the Stars" delves into the potential correlations between planetary positions and human behavior. Meanwhile, Jones' research in "The Cosmic Connection: Bridging Planetary Motions with Earthly Occurrences" provides insights into the intricate interplay between celestial mechanics and earthly phenomena.
It is important to note that the link between Neptune's distance from the Sun and arson in Rhode Island has garnered attention not only in serious scholarly works but also in popular literature. Books such as "The Planets" by Dava Sobel and "Cosmos" by Carl Sagan have sparked public interest in the celestial bodies and their potential influence on earthly affairs. These works, while captivating, have yet to fully explore the specific connection between Neptune's position and arson incidences in Rhode Island.
On a more fictional note, the realm of literature offers intriguing narratives that touch on the cosmic and the combustible. Novels such as "The Arsonist's Guide to Writers' Homes in New England" by Brock Clarke and "Burning Bright" by Ron Rash present thematic elements that, while not directly related to planetary positions, add an imaginative layer to our exploration of arson and celestial bodies.
In the realm of cinema, movies such as "Neptune's Fury" and "The Arsonist's Starlit Night" tantalize viewers with thrilling depictions of planetary forces and fiery events. While these films may not offer empirical evidence, they contribute to the intriguing intersection of celestial phenomena and earthly occurrences, much like a meteor shower of entertainment with a side of cosmic flair.
And now, a relevant dad joke: Why did the Sun go to school? To get a little brighter! As we navigate through the diverse sources that inform our understanding of the connection between Neptune's distance from the Sun and arson in Rhode Island, let us not forget to infuse a bit of celestial humor into our cosmic inquiries.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the relationship between the distance of Neptune from the Sun and arson incidences in Rhode Island unveiled a celestial secret hotter than a star's core. The correlation coefficient of 0.9045280 between these two variables was as striking as a meteor shower on a clear night. This coefficient indicates a strong positive relationship between Neptune's cosmic meanderings and the occurrence of fiery incidents in the Ocean State. It's safe to say that the celestial sparks were flying, and not just from Neptune's vicinity.
In the world of statistics, the r-squared value is like the gravitational pull of a statistical model – and in this case, it pulled us toward a value of 0.8181709. Much like the Moon's influence on the tides, this r-squared value suggests that approximately 81.8% of the variability in arson incidences can be explained by the distance of Neptune from the Sun. Talk about a planetary hold over earthly flames!
Now, for the punchline of this cosmic comedy – the p-value. Our analysis found a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that the likelihood of observing such a strong relationship between Neptune's distance and arson incidences by mere chance is less than 1%. That's right, statistically speaking, Neptune's cosmic dance cannot be dismissed as a mere statistical fluke; it has a statistically significant influence on the earthbound occurrence of arson. It seems that even in the vastness of space, statistical significance finds its way to ignite our curiosity.
In summary, our findings have ignited a new understanding of the potential impact of celestial dynamics on earthly events. Through our statistical investigation, we have unveiled a relationship between Neptune's distance from the Sun and arson occurrences in Rhode Island that's as undeniable as a solar eclipse. So, the next time you look up at the night sky, remember that even the most distant planets may have a hand in the fiery affairs of Earth. It's a cosmic connection that even the most celestial dads would appreciate.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

In our research, we found a significant correlation between the distance of Neptune from the Sun and arson incidences in Rhode Island, which is as remarkable as the gravitational pull of a black hole. These findings are consistent with prior research conducted by Smith, Doe, and Jones, which hinted at the potential influence of planetary positions on earthly phenomena, albeit with a touch of celestial whimsy.

The correlation coefficient of 0.9045280 in our study suggests a robust link between Neptune's cosmic frolics and the occurrence of arson in the Ocean State, akin to a star's fiery dance across the night sky. This aligns with Smith's exploration of gravitational interactions between outer planets and Earth, reinforcing the idea that celestial mechanics may indeed play a role in shaping human behavior, perhaps even sparking some hot-tempered behavior.

On a lighter note, the comedic films "Neptune's Fury" and "The Arsonist's Starlit Night" may infuse a dash of entertainment into our cosmic inquiries, but our statistically significant findings put forth a serious argument for the celestial influence on terrestrial events. It's a case where statistical significance meets celestial humor – a cosmic collision of epic proportions.

Furthermore, our study's r-squared value of 0.8181709 highlights that approximately 81.8% of the variability in arson incidences can be elucidated by the distance of Neptune from the Sun. This value, reminiscent of the Moon's pull on the tides, underscores the substantial influence of Neptune's cosmic commute on the earthly blaze, much like a celestial match struck amidst the sea of statistical models.

While our results may seem as unexpected as a supernova in a moonlit sky, the p-value of less than 0.01 reinforces the idea that Neptune's whimsical proximity is not a matter of mere chance, but a statistically significant factor in the occurrence of arson in the smallest state. It's a statistical dance as enchanting as the celestial ballet itself, where the cosmic forces of Neptune come into statistical spotlight, much like a planetary performance under the starry skies.

In conclusion, our findings add a celestial twist to the understanding of human behavior and its potential connection to celestial events. As we navigate this cosmic journey, let us not forget that even the most distant planets may have a hand in the fiery affairs of Earth, making our research a cosmic connection that even the most celestial dads would appreciate. After all, when it comes to planetary influences, there’s always a spark of truth in these cosmic correlations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Neptune and the Sun and Arson in Rhode Island. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Celestial Heatwave: Exploring the Astrological and Pyrotechnic Interplay between Neptune's Distance from the Sun and Arson Incidences in Rhode Island

[[ABSTRACT]]
When it comes to the link between planetary positions and earthly phenomena, the saying "the world is my laboratory" takes on a whole new meaning. In this paper, we delve into the celestial corridors to investigate the relationship between the distance of Neptune from the Sun and the occurrence of arson in the smallest state, Rhode Island. Using data computed with Astropy and crime statistics from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we reveal a surprising correlation that's hotter than a flame-grilled burger on the Fourth of July.

Our findings astoundingly revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9045280, suggesting a strong and affirmative link between the distance of Neptune, the god of the sea, and fiery events, reminiscent of his trident's wrath. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the evidence ignites the notion that Neptune's sporadic nearness may stoke the embers of human behavior, much like a mischievous kid playing with matches.

So, next time someone remarks that "Neptune's got nothing to do with it," remind them that the stars may indeed be ablaze with influence. As we forge ahead in understanding the cosmos, let us not underestimate the power of planetary sway. After all, whether celestial or terrestrial, every spark has a story to tell.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
As we gaze into the vast expanse of celestial bodies, we are often reminded that the universe operates in mysterious ways, much like the logic behind a dad joke – you may not see it coming, but you can't help but chuckle. In this study, we embark on a cosmic exploration of the interplay between Neptune's distance from the Sun and the occurrence of arson in the charming state of Rhode Island. It's a journey that has more twists and turns than a comet's tail, and with findings that are sure to set the scientific community ablaze with curiosity.
So, why bring together the celestial and the terrestrial? Well, just like a good pun, sometimes unexpected connections can lead to profound insights. Armed with data computed with Astropy, along with crime statistics from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we set out to unravel a correlation that may make you say, "Well, that's quite a 'fiery' discovery!"
First, we must address the burning question – why focus on Neptune's distance from the Sun? It turns out that the icy, blue giant has a gravitational pull that extends far beyond its frosted appearance, much like an academic researcher's influence on students. Its varied distance from the Sun, akin to a cosmic dance, can have an impact on the solar system, including Earth – a connection more fascinating than a science fiction novel.
As we delve into the statistical analysis, we aim to shed light on the correlation coefficient of 0.9045280 that emerged from our research. This coefficient, much like the ghost pepper of statistics, packs a punch that's hard to ignore. It suggests a strong connection between Neptune's distance and arson incidences in Rhode Island – a revelation that's sure to make you see the planetary dance in a whole new light.
Now, before anyone gets too fired up about our findings, it's important to remember the principles of scientific inquiry. While our p-value of less than 0.01 brings the heat, we must approach this correlation with careful consideration and further investigation. After all, statistics can be as fickle as a flame in the wind – sometimes they flicker out, and other times they ignite a new understanding.
So, as we navigate the cosmos and its implications on earthly events, let's keep an open mind. Just like a good dad joke, scientific discoveries can be both unexpected and enlightening. After all, who would have thought that planetary positioning could have a hand in sparking human behavior – it seems Neptune isn't just wielding a trident, but a statistical influence as well.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the relationship between the distance of Neptune from the Sun and arson incidences in Rhode Island unveiled a celestial secret hotter than a star's core. The correlation coefficient of 0.9045280 between these two variables was as striking as a meteor shower on a clear night. This coefficient indicates a strong positive relationship between Neptune's cosmic meanderings and the occurrence of fiery incidents in the Ocean State. It's safe to say that the celestial sparks were flying, and not just from Neptune's vicinity.
In the world of statistics, the r-squared value is like the gravitational pull of a statistical model – and in this case, it pulled us toward a value of 0.8181709. Much like the Moon's influence on the tides, this r-squared value suggests that approximately 81.8% of the variability in arson incidences can be explained by the distance of Neptune from the Sun. Talk about a planetary hold over earthly flames!
Now, for the punchline of this cosmic comedy – the p-value. Our analysis found a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that the likelihood of observing such a strong relationship between Neptune's distance and arson incidences by mere chance is less than 1%. That's right, statistically speaking, Neptune's cosmic dance cannot be dismissed as a mere statistical fluke; it has a statistically significant influence on the earthbound occurrence of arson. It seems that even in the vastness of space, statistical significance finds its way to ignite our curiosity.
In summary, our findings have ignited a new understanding of the potential impact of celestial dynamics on earthly events. Through our statistical investigation, we have unveiled a relationship between Neptune's distance from the Sun and arson occurrences in Rhode Island that's as undeniable as a solar eclipse. So, the next time you look up at the night sky, remember that even the most distant planets may have a hand in the fiery affairs of Earth. It's a cosmic connection that even the most celestial dads would appreciate.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In this study, we've embarked on a cosmic odyssey to unravel the enigmatic link between Neptune's distance from the Sun and the occurrence of arson in Rhode Island. Our findings reveal a sizzling correlation coefficient of 0.9045280, indicating a cosmic dance that's more than just "alarming," it's downright "astrological"! With a p-value of less than 0.01, it's clear that Neptune's influence on earthly flames isn't just a "gas giant" metaphor.

We've shown that the icy, distant neighbor can stoke the embers of human behavior with a force stronger than a solar flare. It seems that Neptune isn't just the god of the sea; it's the "god of statistical influence" as well. It's a revelation that's sure to have the scientific community seeing stars, or should I say, "setting them on fire"!

Our research has shed light on a correlation so "fiery," it could melt the heart of even the coldest statistical skeptic. As we navigate the cosmos and its implications on earthly events, it's clear that the celestial and the terrestrial are more entwined than a pair of orbiting binary stars. And let's not forget, when it comes to planetary positioning and its influence on human behavior, it seems that Neptune isn't just "cool as ice," it's as "hot as a burning comet"!

Having blazed a trail through the celestial corridors, it's safe to say that no more research is needed in this area. Our findings have "heated up" the discussion and provided a "stellar" contribution to the field. So let's raise a toast to the unexpected connections and celestial surprises that keep the flames of scientific inquiry burning bright. And remember, next time someone questions the impact of planetary positions on earthly events, just tell them that even the stars can't resist a good statistical joke!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Celestial Heatwave: Exploring the Astrological and Pyrotechnic Interplay between Neptune's Distance from the Sun and Arson Incidences in Rhode Island. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Celestial Arson Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Celestial Heatwave: Exploring the Astrological and Pyrotechnic Interplay between Neptune's Distance from the Sun and Arson Incidences in Rhode Island. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

Society for Extraterrestrial Phenomena Research and Investigation (SEPRI)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Celestial Heatwave: Exploring the Astrological and Pyrotechnic Interplay between Neptune's Distance from the Sun and Arson Incidences in Rhode Island with an abstract of When it comes to the link between planetary positions and earthly phenomena, the saying "the world is my laboratory" takes on a whole new meaning. In this paper, we delve into the celestial corridors to investigate the relationship between the distance of Neptune from the Sun and the occurrence of arson in the smallest state, Rhode Island. Using data computed with Astropy and crime statistics from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we reveal a surprising correlation that's hotter than a flame-grilled burger on the Fourth of July.
Our findings astoundingly revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9045280, suggesting a strong and affirmative link between the distance of Neptune, the god of the sea, and fiery events, reminiscent of his trident's wrath. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the evidence ignites the notion that Neptune's sporadic nearness may stoke the embers of human behavior, much like a mischievous kid playing with matches.
So, next time someone remarks that "Neptune's got nothing to do with it," remind them that the stars may indeed be ablaze with influence. As we forge ahead in understanding the cosmos, let us not underestimate the power of planetary sway. After all, whether celestial or terrestrial, every spark has a story to tell.

ChatGPT:

Celestial Heatwave, Neptune distance from Sun, Astrological influence arson, Pyrotechnic correlation Neptune distance, Arson incidences Rhode Island, Relationship Neptune distance fire incidents, Neptune planetary position crime correlation, Astropy computed data, FBI crime statistics, Correlation coefficient arson Neptune distance, P-value planetary influence arson behavior, Astrological influence crime incidents, Planetary sway human behavior, Celestial correlation arson incidents

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Data details

The distance between Neptune and the Sun
Detailed data title: The average distance between Neptune and the Sun as measured on the first day of each month
Source: Caclculated using Astropy
Additional Info: I wrote a Python script using Astropy to calculate the distance between the named planets on the first day of each month for every year.

See what else correlates with The distance between Neptune and the Sun

Arson in Rhode Island
Detailed data title: The arson rate per 100,000 residents in Rhode Island
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Arson in Rhode Island

Correlation r = 0.9045280 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8181709 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 81.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Arson in Rhode Island) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The distance between Neptune and the Sun) over the 38 years from 1985 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 6.9E-15. 0.0000000000000068515211452065
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.9 in 6.9E-13% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 145,952,990,409,966 random variables You don't actually need 145 trillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 37 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 37 because we have two variables measured over a period of 38 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.82, 0.95 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19851986198719881989199019911992199319941995199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
The distance between Neptune and the Sun (Planetary distance (AU))30.253530.244530.234730.224830.215230.206430.198530.191230.184430.177430.169830.16130.150930.139630.127330.114730.102430.090830.080330.07130.062730.05530.047330.039130.030130.0230.009129.997629.986129.975129.965229.956529.949129.942729.936929.93129.924629.9174
Arson in Rhode Island (Arson rate)66.555.749.561.667.165.970.367.761.759.879.46764.158.464.565.966.656.842.727.920.319.321.519.422.122.817.817.316.515.116.313.212.37.78.211.38.77.8




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([30.2535,30.2445,30.2347,30.2248,30.2152,30.2064,30.1985,30.1912,30.1844,30.1774,30.1698,30.161,30.1509,30.1396,30.1273,30.1147,30.1024,30.0908,30.0803,30.071,30.0627,30.055,30.0473,30.0391,30.0301,30.02,30.0091,29.9976,29.9861,29.9751,29.9652,29.9565,29.9491,29.9427,29.9369,29.931,29.9246,29.9174,])
array_2 = np.array([66.5,55.7,49.5,61.6,67.1,65.9,70.3,67.7,61.7,59.8,79.4,67,64.1,58.4,64.5,65.9,66.6,56.8,42.7,27.9,20.3,19.3,21.5,19.4,22.1,22.8,17.8,17.3,16.5,15.1,16.3,13.2,12.3,7.7,8.2,11.3,8.7,7.8,])
array_1_name = "The distance between Neptune and the Sun"
array_2_name = "Arson in Rhode Island"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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