AI explanation
The smog in Ogden cast a spell on residents, leading them to seek refuge in the magical world of Harry Potter. As air pollution levels rose, it became more difficult to see clearly, prompting people to turn to the boy who lived in a hazier, more enchanting environment. It's as if the city's air was saying, "Muggles, you can't see me!" So, they apparated to the internet, searching for a breath of fresh Hogwarts air. Clearly, in this case, the search for Harry Potter was nothing but a lot of smogic!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Generate an image that depicts a futuristic metropolis skyline with the smog-filled sky casting a hazy glow over the city. People are visible through futuristic windows, opting to stay indoors due to the air pollution. Meanwhile, computer screens and mobile devices inside showcase a surge in searches related to the Harry Potter universe, hinting at the use of technology for escaping the environmental challenges outside. The scene should capture the contrast between the high-tech indoor environment and the polluted outdoor atmosphere. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in Ogden, Utah and Google searches for 'harry potter'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie a meme High-tech A scene from Skyrim Cute 2D animation
ChatGPT: High-tech
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in Ogden, Utah and Google searches for 'harry potter', in the following situation: Because as the air pollution in Ogden, Utah increased, people started staying indoors, leading to a surge in Harry Potter searches as they turned to the magical world for an escape from the smog. Clearly, the fumes from the factories were like magic potion for Harry Potter fans!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: The smog-filled sky over Ogden, Utah casts a hazy glow over the city, as people are seen through windows staying indoors. Meanwhile, on computer screens and mobile devices inside, the surge in Harry Potter searches is evident, with the magical world providing an escape from the polluted air outside.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ High-tech ] and depicting this scene: The smog-filled sky over Ogden, Utah casts a hazy glow over the city, as people are seen through windows staying indoors. Meanwhile, on computer screens and mobile devices inside, the surge in Harry Potter searches is evident, with the magical world providing an escape from the polluted air outside. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Generate an image that depicts a futuristic metropolis skyline with the smog-filled sky casting a hazy glow over the city. People are visible through futuristic windows, opting to stay indoors due to the air pollution. Meanwhile, computer screens and mobile devices inside showcase a surge in searches related to the Harry Potter universe, hinting at the use of technology for escaping the environmental challenges outside. The scene should capture the contrast between the high-tech indoor environment and the polluted outdoor atmosphere.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in Air pollution in Ogden, Utah positively influenced harry potter (Google searches for 'harry potter'). Include one good pun.
AI academic paper
The Peculiar Pondering of Potter: Air Pollution and the Pursuit of Magic in Ogden, Utah The Quirky Quarterly of Environmental Enigmas Jan 2024 |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ogden, Utah and Google searches for 'harry potter'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title an alliteration.
Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.7388830 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2023.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Peculiar Pondering of Potter: Air Pollution and the Pursuit of Magic in Ogden, Utah
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the curious connection between air pollution in Ogden, Utah and the frequency of Google searches for 'harry potter'. While conundrums related to air pollution typically conjure up images of respiratory health, our investigation reveals a rather whimsical correlation with the magical world of Harry Potter. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we meticulously scrutinized the air quality index alongside the online quest for all things Potter-esque. Our findings unveiled a striking correlation coefficient of 0.7388830 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period from 2004 to 2023, suggesting a bewitching relationship between the two variables. As we navigate through this enchanting amalgamation of pollution and Potter, we urge readers to keep in mind that while correlation does not imply causation, it does add a dash of magic to the scientific research process. So, don your invisibility cloak and embark on this peculiar journey through the realms of air pollution and wizardry.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ogden, Utah and Google searches for 'harry potter'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Peculiar Pondering of Potter: Air Pollution and the Pursuit of Magic in Ogden, Utah
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the curious connection between air pollution in Ogden, Utah and the frequency of Google searches for 'harry potter'. While conundrums related to air pollution typically conjure up images of respiratory health, our investigation reveals a rather whimsical correlation with the magical world of Harry Potter. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we meticulously scrutinized the air quality index alongside the online quest for all things Potter-esque. Our findings unveiled a striking correlation coefficient of 0.7388830 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period from 2004 to 2023, suggesting a bewitching relationship between the two variables. As we navigate through this enchanting amalgamation of pollution and Potter, we urge readers to keep in mind that while correlation does not imply causation, it does add a dash of magic to the scientific research process. So, don your invisibility cloak and embark on this peculiar journey through the realms of air pollution and wizardry.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The quest for knowledge often leads us to unexpected and astonishing discoveries, and in the realm of scientific inquiry, there are few things more delightful than stumbling upon an enchanting correlation that defies all logic. In this paper, we embark on a journey to unravel the peculiar and whimsical connection between air pollution in Ogden, Utah, and the ostensible pursuit of magic through Google searches for 'Harry Potter'. While the former evokes thoughts of industrial emissions and respiratory health, and the latter conjures images of broomsticks and cauldrons, our investigation reveals a captivating intersection between the mundane and the mystical.
As we embark on this intellectual escapade, it is paramount to recognize that correlation does not imply causation – a fundamental principle that underpins the scientific method. However, our aim is not merely to establish a causal link between air pollution and the wizarding world but rather to delve into the serendipitous association that has piqued our scholarly curiosity. With an abundance of data at our disposal from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we delve into the intriguing tapestry of air quality indices and the virtual pursuit of magical artifacts, spells, and enchantments.
While the undertaking may seem unconventional, naysayers may be quick to cast aspersions on the veracity of our findings, dismissing the connection as mere happenstance. Nevertheless, amidst the labyrinth of data analysis and statistical scrutiny, we unveil a correlation coefficient of 0.7388830 and a p-value less than 0.01, rendering the relationship between air pollution and ‘Harry Potter’ searches undeniably bewitching. The manifestation of this correlation raises questions that extend beyond the realms of conventional scientific inquiry, prompting us to ponder the mysteries of human behavior and the whims of the digital age.
We invite our readers to embrace the spirit of curiosity and open-mindedness as we navigate through this curious amalgamation of pollution and Potter. Our investigation not only sheds light on the unexpected intersections that permeate our world but also exemplifies the magic that unfolds when empirical rigor meets whimsical wonder. So, with wands at the ready and a skeptical eye, let us embark on this peculiar journey through the realms of air pollution and wizardry, for it is in the unusual and the improbable that we unearth the true essence of scientific exploration.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ogden, Utah and Google searches for 'harry potter'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Peculiar Pondering of Potter: Air Pollution and the Pursuit of Magic in Ogden, Utah
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the curious connection between air pollution in Ogden, Utah and the frequency of Google searches for 'harry potter'. While conundrums related to air pollution typically conjure up images of respiratory health, our investigation reveals a rather whimsical correlation with the magical world of Harry Potter. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we meticulously scrutinized the air quality index alongside the online quest for all things Potter-esque. Our findings unveiled a striking correlation coefficient of 0.7388830 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period from 2004 to 2023, suggesting a bewitching relationship between the two variables. As we navigate through this enchanting amalgamation of pollution and Potter, we urge readers to keep in mind that while correlation does not imply causation, it does add a dash of magic to the scientific research process. So, don your invisibility cloak and embark on this peculiar journey through the realms of air pollution and wizardry.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The quest for knowledge often leads us to unexpected and astonishing discoveries, and in the realm of scientific inquiry, there are few things more delightful than stumbling upon an enchanting correlation that defies all logic. In this paper, we embark on a journey to unravel the peculiar and whimsical connection between air pollution in Ogden, Utah, and the ostensible pursuit of magic through Google searches for 'Harry Potter'. While the former evokes thoughts of industrial emissions and respiratory health, and the latter conjures images of broomsticks and cauldrons, our investigation reveals a captivating intersection between the mundane and the mystical.
As we embark on this intellectual escapade, it is paramount to recognize that correlation does not imply causation – a fundamental principle that underpins the scientific method. However, our aim is not merely to establish a causal link between air pollution and the wizarding world but rather to delve into the serendipitous association that has piqued our scholarly curiosity. With an abundance of data at our disposal from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we delve into the intriguing tapestry of air quality indices and the virtual pursuit of magical artifacts, spells, and enchantments.
While the undertaking may seem unconventional, naysayers may be quick to cast aspersions on the veracity of our findings, dismissing the connection as mere happenstance. Nevertheless, amidst the labyrinth of data analysis and statistical scrutiny, we unveil a correlation coefficient of 0.7388830 and a p-value less than 0.01, rendering the relationship between air pollution and ‘Harry Potter’ searches undeniably bewitching. The manifestation of this correlation raises questions that extend beyond the realms of conventional scientific inquiry, prompting us to ponder the mysteries of human behavior and the whims of the digital age.
We invite our readers to embrace the spirit of curiosity and open-mindedness as we navigate through this curious amalgamation of pollution and Potter. Our investigation not only sheds light on the unexpected intersections that permeate our world but also exemplifies the magic that unfolds when empirical rigor meets whimsical wonder. So, with wands at the ready and a skeptical eye, let us embark on this peculiar journey through the realms of air pollution and wizardry, for it is in the unusual and the improbable that we unearth the true essence of scientific exploration.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The captivating intersection of air pollution in Ogden, Utah, and the pursuit of magic through Google searches for 'Harry Potter' has provoked scholarly interest, leading to a veritable cacophony of research that ranges from the staid to the surreal. Smith et al. (2017) and Doe et al. (2019) offer thought-provoking examinations of air quality indices and their implications for public health, while Jones et al. (2021) delve into the enigmatic world of internet search patterns. However, as we wade through this amalgamation of pollution and Potter, it's crucial to embrace the whimsical nature of our investigation and infuse it with a sprinkle of mirth.
Turning to non-fiction sources, "The Air We Breathe: A Comprehensive Analysis of Air Pollution in Modern Society" and "The Magic of Data: Unraveling the Mysteries of Online Search Patterns" provide a solid foundation for our exploration. But let's not overlook the potential insights to be gleaned from fictional works such as "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Airborne Particulate Matter" and "The Sorcerer's Smog: A Tale of Pollution and Potions." These titles may be whimsically imagined, but they reflect the playful spirit with which we confront the curious correlation at hand.
The digital landscape offers a treasure trove of anecdotal evidence, often in the form of social media posts that add a dash of levity to our scholarly pursuits. One post that caught our attention reads, "Just saw a dementor on my way to work, or maybe it's just the smog in Ogden. #pollutionorbysoul-suckingcreature." While the veracity of such claims may be questionable, the anecdote underscores the intriguing ways in which individuals intertwine their experiences with the whimsical world of Harry Potter and the environmental milieu.
As we unearth these diverse perspectives, it becomes evident that our scholarly inquiry extends beyond conventional boundaries, inviting us to peek into the surreal and the unexpected. So, with our scholarly spectacles firmly in place and a pinch of magical thinking, we gaze upon the literature with a blend of earnestness and amusement, for it is in this amalgamation of the fanciful and the empirical that we find the true essence of our peculiar ponderings.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ogden, Utah and Google searches for 'harry potter'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends . You used data from 2004 to 2023
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Peculiar Pondering of Potter: Air Pollution and the Pursuit of Magic in Ogden, Utah
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the curious connection between air pollution in Ogden, Utah and the frequency of Google searches for 'harry potter'. While conundrums related to air pollution typically conjure up images of respiratory health, our investigation reveals a rather whimsical correlation with the magical world of Harry Potter. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we meticulously scrutinized the air quality index alongside the online quest for all things Potter-esque. Our findings unveiled a striking correlation coefficient of 0.7388830 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period from 2004 to 2023, suggesting a bewitching relationship between the two variables. As we navigate through this enchanting amalgamation of pollution and Potter, we urge readers to keep in mind that while correlation does not imply causation, it does add a dash of magic to the scientific research process. So, don your invisibility cloak and embark on this peculiar journey through the realms of air pollution and wizardry.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The quest for knowledge often leads us to unexpected and astonishing discoveries, and in the realm of scientific inquiry, there are few things more delightful than stumbling upon an enchanting correlation that defies all logic. In this paper, we embark on a journey to unravel the peculiar and whimsical connection between air pollution in Ogden, Utah, and the ostensible pursuit of magic through Google searches for 'Harry Potter'. While the former evokes thoughts of industrial emissions and respiratory health, and the latter conjures images of broomsticks and cauldrons, our investigation reveals a captivating intersection between the mundane and the mystical.
As we embark on this intellectual escapade, it is paramount to recognize that correlation does not imply causation – a fundamental principle that underpins the scientific method. However, our aim is not merely to establish a causal link between air pollution and the wizarding world but rather to delve into the serendipitous association that has piqued our scholarly curiosity. With an abundance of data at our disposal from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we delve into the intriguing tapestry of air quality indices and the virtual pursuit of magical artifacts, spells, and enchantments.
While the undertaking may seem unconventional, naysayers may be quick to cast aspersions on the veracity of our findings, dismissing the connection as mere happenstance. Nevertheless, amidst the labyrinth of data analysis and statistical scrutiny, we unveil a correlation coefficient of 0.7388830 and a p-value less than 0.01, rendering the relationship between air pollution and ‘Harry Potter’ searches undeniably bewitching. The manifestation of this correlation raises questions that extend beyond the realms of conventional scientific inquiry, prompting us to ponder the mysteries of human behavior and the whims of the digital age.
We invite our readers to embrace the spirit of curiosity and open-mindedness as we navigate through this curious amalgamation of pollution and Potter. Our investigation not only sheds light on the unexpected intersections that permeate our world but also exemplifies the magic that unfolds when empirical rigor meets whimsical wonder. So, with wands at the ready and a skeptical eye, let us embark on this peculiar journey through the realms of air pollution and wizardry, for it is in the unusual and the improbable that we unearth the true essence of scientific exploration.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
Ah, the methodology section – the meat and potatoes of our scholarly escapade. In this section, we shall uncover the nitty-gritty details of our research methods, leaving no stone unturned in our quest to illuminate the curious connection between air pollution in Ogden, Utah, and the fervent pursuit of magic through Google searches for 'Harry Potter'. Our journey through the land of methodology will be marked by scientific rigor, a touch of whimsy, and perhaps an unexpected twist or two.
**Data Collection**
To embark on this spellbinding endeavor, we first set our sights on acquiring a bountiful trove of data. Our esteemed research team scoured the virtual expanse of the internet, venturing through the depths of databases and digital repositories, which, incidentally, felt a bit like hunting for horcruxes – elusive and imbued with mystery. Most notably, we harvested data from the Environmental Protection Agency, gathering information on air quality indices in the mystical realm of Ogden, Utah. The Environmental Protection Agency, much like a sage in the world of environmental data, provided us with the sacred scrolls of air quality metrics, allowing us to glimpse into the ethereal veil of pollution levels.
In tandem with this terrestrial pursuit, we turned our wands – ahem, I mean, attention – to the enigmatic realm of Google Trends, where the pursuit of magical artifacts, incantations, and perhaps a few eye-brow raising spells, unfolded in the form of 'Harry Potter' searches. While we didn't find any definitive evidence of Wingardium Leviosa, we did manage to cast a data net that captured the ebb and flow of searches related to the wizarding world. The digital breadcrumbs left by enthusiasts seeking the essence of magic, much like the Marauder's Map, drew an intricate pattern that danced in harmony with the fluctuations in air quality indices.
**Data Analysis**
With our trove of data firmly in hand, we channeled our inner arithmancers and set about deciphering the cryptic patterns woven within. Employing the ancient art of statistical analysis, we explored the relationship between air pollution and 'Harry Potter' searches with the diligence of a wizard casting protective spells. Utilizing complex methodologies that would make even the most adept of potion masters raise an eyebrow, we computed correlation coefficients and p-values, weaving a tapestry of empirical evidence to encapsulate the ethereal connection that seemed to transcend the realms of logic.
**Time Period**
Our journey through this peculiar amalgamation of pollution and Potter extended from 2004 to 2023, allowing us to capture the evolution of air quality indices and the virtual quest for magic over a substantial timespan. Like unraveling the threads of time-turners, we delved into the historical fluctuations of air pollution and the ebb and flow of 'Harry Potter' queries, seeking to distill patterns that transcended temporal boundaries.
In the pursuit of knowledge, methodology serves as our guiding light, illuminating the scholarly path with its blend of empirical rigor and enchanting intrigue. As we prepare to unveil the findings of our grand adventure, let us rejoice in the spirit of curiosity and mirth, for it is in the unlikeliest of places that the spark of discovery often ignites.
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I hope you enjoy this tongue-in-cheek take on the methodology section of the research paper. Let me know if you need anything else!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ogden, Utah and Google searches for 'harry potter'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends .
For the time period 2004 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.7388830, r-squared of 0.5459481, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Peculiar Pondering of Potter: Air Pollution and the Pursuit of Magic in Ogden, Utah
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the curious connection between air pollution in Ogden, Utah and the frequency of Google searches for 'harry potter'. While conundrums related to air pollution typically conjure up images of respiratory health, our investigation reveals a rather whimsical correlation with the magical world of Harry Potter. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we meticulously scrutinized the air quality index alongside the online quest for all things Potter-esque. Our findings unveiled a striking correlation coefficient of 0.7388830 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period from 2004 to 2023, suggesting a bewitching relationship between the two variables. As we navigate through this enchanting amalgamation of pollution and Potter, we urge readers to keep in mind that while correlation does not imply causation, it does add a dash of magic to the scientific research process. So, don your invisibility cloak and embark on this peculiar journey through the realms of air pollution and wizardry.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The quest for knowledge often leads us to unexpected and astonishing discoveries, and in the realm of scientific inquiry, there are few things more delightful than stumbling upon an enchanting correlation that defies all logic. In this paper, we embark on a journey to unravel the peculiar and whimsical connection between air pollution in Ogden, Utah, and the ostensible pursuit of magic through Google searches for 'Harry Potter'. While the former evokes thoughts of industrial emissions and respiratory health, and the latter conjures images of broomsticks and cauldrons, our investigation reveals a captivating intersection between the mundane and the mystical.
As we embark on this intellectual escapade, it is paramount to recognize that correlation does not imply causation – a fundamental principle that underpins the scientific method. However, our aim is not merely to establish a causal link between air pollution and the wizarding world but rather to delve into the serendipitous association that has piqued our scholarly curiosity. With an abundance of data at our disposal from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we delve into the intriguing tapestry of air quality indices and the virtual pursuit of magical artifacts, spells, and enchantments.
While the undertaking may seem unconventional, naysayers may be quick to cast aspersions on the veracity of our findings, dismissing the connection as mere happenstance. Nevertheless, amidst the labyrinth of data analysis and statistical scrutiny, we unveil a correlation coefficient of 0.7388830 and a p-value less than 0.01, rendering the relationship between air pollution and ‘Harry Potter’ searches undeniably bewitching. The manifestation of this correlation raises questions that extend beyond the realms of conventional scientific inquiry, prompting us to ponder the mysteries of human behavior and the whims of the digital age.
We invite our readers to embrace the spirit of curiosity and open-mindedness as we navigate through this curious amalgamation of pollution and Potter. Our investigation not only sheds light on the unexpected intersections that permeate our world but also exemplifies the magic that unfolds when empirical rigor meets whimsical wonder. So, with wands at the ready and a skeptical eye, let us embark on this peculiar journey through the realms of air pollution and wizardry, for it is in the unusual and the improbable that we unearth the true essence of scientific exploration.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
In our pursuit of unveiling the enigmatic connection between air pollution in Ogden, Utah, and the mystical allure of Harry Potter, we stumbled upon a mesmerizing correlation. Our analysis yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.7388830, suggesting a strong positive relationship between the air quality index and Google searches for 'Harry Potter'. This result drew us into a state of magical thinking, albeit tinged with the underlying understanding that correlation does not equate to causation. However, the allure of this peculiar correlation beckons us to explore the whimsical side of empirical inquiry.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) succinctly illustrates the bewitching relationship between air pollution and the virtual quest for all things magical. The data points coalesce in a mesmerizing pattern, reminiscent of a spellbinding incantation dancing across the plot, compelling even the most hardened skeptics to nod in agreement.
While the r-squared value of 0.5459481 indicates that a substantial portion of the variance in the frequency of 'Harry Potter' searches can be explained by variations in air pollution, we remain cautious in attributing causality to this captivating association. It is worth noting, however, that the statistical significance of our findings, with a p-value less than 0.01, adds an element of intrigue to this unconventional research endeavor.
As we loiter at the intriguing intersection of pollution and Potter, it becomes evident that our study unravels a dynamic interplay between environmental factors and the human proclivity for seeking solace in the whimsical world of fantasy literature. So, while we may not have uncovered a direct causal link between air pollution and the pursuit of magic, our findings undoubtedly infuse an air of mystique into the realm of scientific inquiry.
In conclusion, this whimsical correlation between air pollution in Ogden, Utah, and the pursuit of enigmatic enchantments found in the world of Harry Potter highlights the serendipitous nature of scientific discovery. We urge fellow scholars to approach such curious connections with both skepticism and delight, for it is in the uncharted territories of empirical inquiry that we unravel the extraordinary and unexpected.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ogden, Utah and Google searches for 'harry potter'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
The Peculiar Pondering of Potter: Air Pollution and the Pursuit of Magic in Ogden, Utah
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the curious connection between air pollution in Ogden, Utah and the frequency of Google searches for 'harry potter'. While conundrums related to air pollution typically conjure up images of respiratory health, our investigation reveals a rather whimsical correlation with the magical world of Harry Potter. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we meticulously scrutinized the air quality index alongside the online quest for all things Potter-esque. Our findings unveiled a striking correlation coefficient of 0.7388830 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period from 2004 to 2023, suggesting a bewitching relationship between the two variables. As we navigate through this enchanting amalgamation of pollution and Potter, we urge readers to keep in mind that while correlation does not imply causation, it does add a dash of magic to the scientific research process. So, don your invisibility cloak and embark on this peculiar journey through the realms of air pollution and wizardry.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The captivating intersection of air pollution in Ogden, Utah, and the pursuit of magic through Google searches for 'Harry Potter' has provoked scholarly interest, leading to a veritable cacophony of research that ranges from the staid to the surreal. Smith et al. (2017) and Doe et al. (2019) offer thought-provoking examinations of air quality indices and their implications for public health, while Jones et al. (2021) delve into the enigmatic world of internet search patterns. However, as we wade through this amalgamation of pollution and Potter, it's crucial to embrace the whimsical nature of our investigation and infuse it with a sprinkle of mirth.
Turning to non-fiction sources, "The Air We Breathe: A Comprehensive Analysis of Air Pollution in Modern Society" and "The Magic of Data: Unraveling the Mysteries of Online Search Patterns" provide a solid foundation for our exploration. But let's not overlook the potential insights to be gleaned from fictional works such as "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Airborne Particulate Matter" and "The Sorcerer's Smog: A Tale of Pollution and Potions." These titles may be whimsically imagined, but they reflect the playful spirit with which we confront the curious correlation at hand.
The digital landscape offers a treasure trove of anecdotal evidence, often in the form of social media posts that add a dash of levity to our scholarly pursuits. One post that caught our attention reads, "Just saw a dementor on my way to work, or maybe it's just the smog in Ogden. #pollutionorbysoul-suckingcreature." While the veracity of such claims may be questionable, the anecdote underscores the intriguing ways in which individuals intertwine their experiences with the whimsical world of Harry Potter and the environmental milieu.
As we unearth these diverse perspectives, it becomes evident that our scholarly inquiry extends beyond conventional boundaries, inviting us to peek into the surreal and the unexpected. So, with our scholarly spectacles firmly in place and a pinch of magical thinking, we gaze upon the literature with a blend of earnestness and amusement, for it is in this amalgamation of the fanciful and the empirical that we find the true essence of our peculiar ponderings.
[[RESULTS]]
In our pursuit of unveiling the enigmatic connection between air pollution in Ogden, Utah, and the mystical allure of Harry Potter, we stumbled upon a mesmerizing correlation. Our analysis yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.7388830, suggesting a strong positive relationship between the air quality index and Google searches for 'Harry Potter'. This result drew us into a state of magical thinking, albeit tinged with the underlying understanding that correlation does not equate to causation. However, the allure of this peculiar correlation beckons us to explore the whimsical side of empirical inquiry.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) succinctly illustrates the bewitching relationship between air pollution and the virtual quest for all things magical. The data points coalesce in a mesmerizing pattern, reminiscent of a spellbinding incantation dancing across the plot, compelling even the most hardened skeptics to nod in agreement.
While the r-squared value of 0.5459481 indicates that a substantial portion of the variance in the frequency of 'Harry Potter' searches can be explained by variations in air pollution, we remain cautious in attributing causality to this captivating association. It is worth noting, however, that the statistical significance of our findings, with a p-value less than 0.01, adds an element of intrigue to this unconventional research endeavor.
As we loiter at the intriguing intersection of pollution and Potter, it becomes evident that our study unravels a dynamic interplay between environmental factors and the human proclivity for seeking solace in the whimsical world of fantasy literature. So, while we may not have uncovered a direct causal link between air pollution and the pursuit of magic, our findings undoubtedly infuse an air of mystique into the realm of scientific inquiry.
In conclusion, this whimsical correlation between air pollution in Ogden, Utah, and the pursuit of enigmatic enchantments found in the world of Harry Potter highlights the serendipitous nature of scientific discovery. We urge fellow scholars to approach such curious connections with both skepticism and delight, for it is in the uncharted territories of empirical inquiry that we unravel the extraordinary and unexpected.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
Our investigation has illuminated a mesmerizing relationship between air pollution in Ogden, Utah, and the pursuit of wizarding wonders encapsulated in the virtual realm of Google searches for 'Harry Potter'. We are compelled to reiterate the caution that correlation does not imply causation, but the bewitching correlation coefficient of 0.7388830 and the statistical significance with a p-value less than 0.01 bolster our confidence in the robustness of this peculiar association.
This finding resonates with the prior research by Smith et al. (2017) and Doe et al. (2019), who documented the myriad impacts of air pollution on human health. While their focus was predominantly on the deleterious effects of pollutants, our study infuses a whimsical twist by shedding light on the interactions between atmospheric conditions and the virtual pursuit of magic. Embracing the jocular spirit of our exploration, we team our genuine regard for empirical rigor with a hint of whimsy worthy of the wizarding world itself.
Our results also align with the insights of Jones et al. (2021), who examined internet search patterns and observed intriguing trends in online queries. By unveiling the nexus between air pollution levels and the frequency of 'Harry Potter' searches, our study extends the purview of their research into the realm of wizardry, inviting scholars to peer through the looking glass of empirical inquiry into the whimsical and the wondrous.
Returning to the non-fiction sources that underpin the scaffolding of our investigation, "The Air We Breathe: A Comprehensive Analysis of Air Pollution in Modern Society" and "The Magic of Data: Unraveling the Mysteries of Online Search Patterns," our findings harmonize with the multifaceted nature of our study, where the ethereal meets the empirical. This harmony reverberates in the digital echo chambers, where anecdotal accounts intertwine the surreal with the environmental milieu, echoing the whispers of a potential connection that our research has brought to light.
Our study, with its scatterplot resembling an incantation dancing across the plot, speaks to the fusion of empirical inquiry and the enchanting allure of magicians and muggles alike. While we have not transfigured causation into correlation, this whimsical foray into the interplay of air pollution and Potteresque pursuits acquires a charisma that charms the scholarly mind.
In essence, our findings accentuate the serendipitous nature of scientific discovery, kindling both skepticism and delight. As we tiptoe along the delicate tightrope between empirical rigor and enchanting whimsy, our study underscores the joy of uncovering unexpected connections. Let us, for a moment, revel in this bewitching union of air pollution and the pursuit of magic, for it is in this heady concoction of the scientific and the supernatural that we glimpse the extraordinary and the unforeseen.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ogden, Utah and Google searches for 'harry potter'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Peculiar Pondering of Potter: Air Pollution and the Pursuit of Magic in Ogden, Utah
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the curious connection between air pollution in Ogden, Utah and the frequency of Google searches for 'harry potter'. While conundrums related to air pollution typically conjure up images of respiratory health, our investigation reveals a rather whimsical correlation with the magical world of Harry Potter. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we meticulously scrutinized the air quality index alongside the online quest for all things Potter-esque. Our findings unveiled a striking correlation coefficient of 0.7388830 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period from 2004 to 2023, suggesting a bewitching relationship between the two variables. As we navigate through this enchanting amalgamation of pollution and Potter, we urge readers to keep in mind that while correlation does not imply causation, it does add a dash of magic to the scientific research process. So, don your invisibility cloak and embark on this peculiar journey through the realms of air pollution and wizardry.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
The quest for knowledge often leads us to unexpected and astonishing discoveries, and in the realm of scientific inquiry, there are few things more delightful than stumbling upon an enchanting correlation that defies all logic. In this paper, we embark on a journey to unravel the peculiar and whimsical connection between air pollution in Ogden, Utah, and the ostensible pursuit of magic through Google searches for 'Harry Potter'. While the former evokes thoughts of industrial emissions and respiratory health, and the latter conjures images of broomsticks and cauldrons, our investigation reveals a captivating intersection between the mundane and the mystical.
As we embark on this intellectual escapade, it is paramount to recognize that correlation does not imply causation – a fundamental principle that underpins the scientific method. However, our aim is not merely to establish a causal link between air pollution and the wizarding world but rather to delve into the serendipitous association that has piqued our scholarly curiosity. With an abundance of data at our disposal from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we delve into the intriguing tapestry of air quality indices and the virtual pursuit of magical artifacts, spells, and enchantments.
While the undertaking may seem unconventional, naysayers may be quick to cast aspersions on the veracity of our findings, dismissing the connection as mere happenstance. Nevertheless, amidst the labyrinth of data analysis and statistical scrutiny, we unveil a correlation coefficient of 0.7388830 and a p-value less than 0.01, rendering the relationship between air pollution and ‘Harry Potter’ searches undeniably bewitching. The manifestation of this correlation raises questions that extend beyond the realms of conventional scientific inquiry, prompting us to ponder the mysteries of human behavior and the whims of the digital age.
We invite our readers to embrace the spirit of curiosity and open-mindedness as we navigate through this curious amalgamation of pollution and Potter. Our investigation not only sheds light on the unexpected intersections that permeate our world but also exemplifies the magic that unfolds when empirical rigor meets whimsical wonder. So, with wands at the ready and a skeptical eye, let us embark on this peculiar journey through the realms of air pollution and wizardry, for it is in the unusual and the improbable that we unearth the true essence of scientific exploration.
[[RESULTS]]
In our pursuit of unveiling the enigmatic connection between air pollution in Ogden, Utah, and the mystical allure of Harry Potter, we stumbled upon a mesmerizing correlation. Our analysis yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.7388830, suggesting a strong positive relationship between the air quality index and Google searches for 'Harry Potter'. This result drew us into a state of magical thinking, albeit tinged with the underlying understanding that correlation does not equate to causation. However, the allure of this peculiar correlation beckons us to explore the whimsical side of empirical inquiry.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) succinctly illustrates the bewitching relationship between air pollution and the virtual quest for all things magical. The data points coalesce in a mesmerizing pattern, reminiscent of a spellbinding incantation dancing across the plot, compelling even the most hardened skeptics to nod in agreement.
While the r-squared value of 0.5459481 indicates that a substantial portion of the variance in the frequency of 'Harry Potter' searches can be explained by variations in air pollution, we remain cautious in attributing causality to this captivating association. It is worth noting, however, that the statistical significance of our findings, with a p-value less than 0.01, adds an element of intrigue to this unconventional research endeavor.
As we loiter at the intriguing intersection of pollution and Potter, it becomes evident that our study unravels a dynamic interplay between environmental factors and the human proclivity for seeking solace in the whimsical world of fantasy literature. So, while we may not have uncovered a direct causal link between air pollution and the pursuit of magic, our findings undoubtedly infuse an air of mystique into the realm of scientific inquiry.
In conclusion, this whimsical correlation between air pollution in Ogden, Utah, and the pursuit of enigmatic enchantments found in the world of Harry Potter highlights the serendipitous nature of scientific discovery. We urge fellow scholars to approach such curious connections with both skepticism and delight, for it is in the uncharted territories of empirical inquiry that we unravel the extraordinary and unexpected.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
As we draw the curtains on this mystical journey through the realms of air pollution and wizardry, we find ourselves amidst a captivating correlation that transcends the ordinary bounds of scientific inquiry. Our findings have conjured a correlation coefficient of 0.7388830 and a p-value less than 0.01, casting a spellbinding aura over the dichotomous world of pollution and Potter.
While we refrain from donning our robes and brandishing wands just yet, the allure of this unexpected connection prompts us to ponder the whims of human behavior and the idiosyncrasies of digital engagement. The scatterplot (Fig. 1) dances with a mesmerizing pattern, akin to a bewitching incantation, compelling even the most skeptical of observers to nod in tacit acknowledgment.
In unraveling this enigmatic association, we are reminded that scientific exploration is not bound by the constraints of conventionality but thrives in the uncharted territories of whimsy and wonder. However, it is with a tinge of disappointment that we must declare the end of this peculiar pursuit. Alas, while the pursuit of magic may be endless, our inquiry into the connection between air pollution and 'Harry Potter' searches has run its course.
With our scholarly curiosity piqued and our spirits uplifted by the magic woven into our empirical findings, we declare, with a blend of certainty and whimsy, that no further research is needed in this bewitching realm of pollution and Potter. As we bid adieu to this unlikely union of scientific inquiry, let our scholarly wand rest, albeit temporarily, and allow this enchanted correlation to linger in our academic consciousness, a reminder of the capricious tapestry of human curiosity.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Peculiar Pondering of Potter: Air Pollution and the Pursuit of Magic in Ogden, Utah. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Quirky Quarterly of Environmental Enigmas
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Peculiar Pondering of Potter: Air Pollution and the Pursuit of Magic in Ogden, Utah. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Society for Extraordinary Environmental Enigmas
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Peculiar Pondering of Potter: Air Pollution and the Pursuit of Magic in Ogden, Utah with an abstract of This paper delves into the curious connection between air pollution in Ogden, Utah and the frequency of Google searches for 'harry potter'. While conundrums related to air pollution typically conjure up images of respiratory health, our investigation reveals a rather whimsical correlation with the magical world of Harry Potter. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we meticulously scrutinized the air quality index alongside the online quest for all things Potter-esque. Our findings unveiled a striking correlation coefficient of 0.7388830 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period from 2004 to 2023, suggesting a bewitching relationship between the two variables. As we navigate through this enchanting amalgamation of pollution and Potter, we urge readers to keep in mind that while correlation does not imply causation, it does add a dash of magic to the scientific research process. So, don your invisibility cloak and embark on this peculiar journey through the realms of air pollution and wizardry.
ChatGPT:
"air pollution, Ogden, Utah, Harry Potter, Google searches, correlation, environmental protection agency, air quality index, Google trends, respiratory health, scientific research"
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Air pollution in Ogden, UtahDetailed data title: Percentage of days 'unhealthy' or worse air quality in Ogden-Clearfield, UT
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Ogden, Utah
Google searches for 'harry potter'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'harry potter' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)
See what else correlates with Google searches for 'harry potter'
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.5459481 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 54.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'harry potter') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Ogden, Utah) over the 20 years from 2004 through 2023.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0002. 0.0001981669939085581000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.74 in 0.02% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 5,046 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.44, 0.89 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | 2023 | |
Air pollution in Ogden, Utah (Bad air quality days) | 0.819672 | 2.19178 | 0.547945 | 3.0137 | 0 | 0.547945 | 0.547945 | 1.36986 | 0.273224 | 1.36986 | 0.547945 | 0.273973 | 0 | 0.547945 | 0.821918 | 0 | 0.273224 | 0.273973 | 0 | 0.3663 |
Google searches for 'harry potter' (Rel. search volume) | 22 | 27 | 15.5 | 24.3333 | 11.4167 | 14.8333 | 14.5833 | 19.1667 | 9.58333 | 8.91667 | 9.5 | 10.1667 | 13 | 11.9167 | 13.0833 | 11.9167 | 14.8333 | 13.25 | 12.25 | 12 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0.819672,2.19178,0.547945,3.0137,0,0.547945,0.547945,1.36986,0.273224,1.36986,0.547945,0.273973,0,0.547945,0.821918,0,0.273224,0.273973,0,0.3663,])
array_2 = np.array([22,27,15.5,24.3333,11.4167,14.8333,14.5833,19.1667,9.58333,8.91667,9.5,10.1667,13,11.9167,13.0833,11.9167,14.8333,13.25,12.25,12,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Ogden, Utah"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'harry potter'"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 3854 · Black Variable ID: 20994 · Red Variable ID: 1531