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Apparently, every time someone named Jess fell out of favor, a secret network of disgruntled Lloyds Banking Group investors known as the "Jilted Jesses" held a silent but powerful protest, causing the stock price to dip. Who knew that a name could have such a big impact on the financial world?Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate a comic-book-style illustration with a gritty, retro vibe reminiscent of the 1960s. Transport the viewer to a bustling city scene where a large billboard features the bold name "Jess" surrounded by a crowd of people wearing name tags that read "Jess." As time passes, the crowd slowly thins out, and the prominence of the billboard fades into the background. Concurrently, a digital stock ticker prominently displays the Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG) gradually falling as the crowd of people named Jess diminishes. Ensure the illustration captures the essence of the city and evokes the distinct comic book style with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Jess and Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Glitch art A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s Magic realism a meme Celtic art
ChatGPT: A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Jess and Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG), in the following situation: Because as the popularity of the name Jess decreased, so did the number of people named Jess. With fewer people named Jess, there were fewer potential customers for Lloyds Banking Group, leading to a decrease in their stock price.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling city, a large billboard displayed the name "Jess" in bold letters, surrounded by a crowd of people wearing name tags that said "Jess." As time passed, the crowd slowly thinned out, and the billboard faded into the background. Meanwhile, a digital stock ticker displayed the Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG) gradually falling as the crowd of people named Jess diminished.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling city, a large billboard displayed the name "Jess" in bold letters, surrounded by a crowd of people wearing name tags that said "Jess." As time passed, the crowd slowly thinned out, and the billboard faded into the background. Meanwhile, a digital stock ticker displayed the Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG) gradually falling as the crowd of people named Jess diminished. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate a comic-book-style illustration with a gritty, retro vibe reminiscent of the 1960s. Transport the viewer to a bustling city scene where a large billboard features the bold name "Jess" surrounded by a crowd of people wearing name tags that read "Jess." As time passes, the crowd slowly thins out, and the prominence of the billboard fades into the background. Concurrently, a digital stock ticker prominently displays the Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG) gradually falling as the crowd of people named Jess diminishes. Ensure the illustration captures the essence of the city and evokes the distinct comic book style with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Popularity of the first name Jess caused Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG) to decrease.
AI academic paper
Banking on Popularity: The Jess-tification of Lloyds Banking Group's Stock Price The Journal of Financial Punditry Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Jess and Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title a clever pun.
Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9512722 and p < 0.01 for 2002 to 2022.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Banking on Popularity: The Jess-tification of Lloyds Banking Group's Stock Price"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the whimsical world of first names and stock prices, specifically examining the correlation between the popularity of the name "Jess" and Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG). Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team meticulously examined the relationship between the trendiness of the name "Jess" and the performance of Lloyds Banking Group's stock price over the period of 2002 to 2022.
With a correlation coefficient of 0.9512722 and a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings suggest a statistically significant association. The results of this peculiar investigation bring to light the unforeseen influence that a simple first name can have on an esteemed financial institution's stock price. While some may perceive this study as slightly whimsical, the implications underscore the quirky interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena in our world, where even monikers may hold sway over stock tickers.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Jess and Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Banking on Popularity: The Jess-tification of Lloyds Banking Group's Stock Price"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the whimsical world of first names and stock prices, specifically examining the correlation between the popularity of the name "Jess" and Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG). Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team meticulously examined the relationship between the trendiness of the name "Jess" and the performance of Lloyds Banking Group's stock price over the period of 2002 to 2022.
With a correlation coefficient of 0.9512722 and a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings suggest a statistically significant association. The results of this peculiar investigation bring to light the unforeseen influence that a simple first name can have on an esteemed financial institution's stock price. While some may perceive this study as slightly whimsical, the implications underscore the quirky interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena in our world, where even monikers may hold sway over stock tickers.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the world of finance, every rise and fall in stock prices is meticulously analyzed and scrutinized to understand the myriad factors influencing market behavior. From economic indicators to geopolitical events, researchers tirelessly investigate the complex web of variables that can sway the stock market. However, amidst this rigorous data-driven analysis, one might ask, “What about the impact of something as seemingly trivial as a name?” Or, in this case, the specific popularity of a name.
This study embarks on an unusual journey into the relationship between the popularity of the first name "Jess" and the stock price of Lloyds Banking Group (LYG). While the realm of first names and stock prices may initially appear to inhabit separate universes, our research endeavors to unravel the intertwined nature of these seemingly distinct domains. Indeed, as the saying goes, "There's more than meets the 'eye-RS' in this analysis."
In this investigation, we delve into the world of statistical correlations, p-values, and regression analyses to unveil the potential influence of a name on the financial trajectory of one of the most renowned banking institutions. For those who may wonder about the feasibility of such an inquiry, we assure that this study is firmly grounded in statistical rigor and methodological robustness. As we venture forth into this uncharted territory, the findings promise to offer a blend of data-driven insights and a dash of whimsical fascination, demonstrating that even when it comes to stock prices, "Jess" may well be more than just a name, but a financial force to be reckoned with.
Amidst the jargon and complex statistical analyses, it is our hope that this study will illuminate the unexpected, yet undeniable, connections that underlie economic phenomena. As we proceed to unveil the empirical findings of this unconventional investigation, we invite the reader to join us in this venture, as we decipher the enchanting enigma of the Jess-Lloyds Banking Group correlation. Remember, in the world of finance and research, sometimes the most revealing insights lie in the most unexpected and quirky corners.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Jess and Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Banking on Popularity: The Jess-tification of Lloyds Banking Group's Stock Price"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the whimsical world of first names and stock prices, specifically examining the correlation between the popularity of the name "Jess" and Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG). Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team meticulously examined the relationship between the trendiness of the name "Jess" and the performance of Lloyds Banking Group's stock price over the period of 2002 to 2022.
With a correlation coefficient of 0.9512722 and a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings suggest a statistically significant association. The results of this peculiar investigation bring to light the unforeseen influence that a simple first name can have on an esteemed financial institution's stock price. While some may perceive this study as slightly whimsical, the implications underscore the quirky interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena in our world, where even monikers may hold sway over stock tickers.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the world of finance, every rise and fall in stock prices is meticulously analyzed and scrutinized to understand the myriad factors influencing market behavior. From economic indicators to geopolitical events, researchers tirelessly investigate the complex web of variables that can sway the stock market. However, amidst this rigorous data-driven analysis, one might ask, “What about the impact of something as seemingly trivial as a name?” Or, in this case, the specific popularity of a name.
This study embarks on an unusual journey into the relationship between the popularity of the first name "Jess" and the stock price of Lloyds Banking Group (LYG). While the realm of first names and stock prices may initially appear to inhabit separate universes, our research endeavors to unravel the intertwined nature of these seemingly distinct domains. Indeed, as the saying goes, "There's more than meets the 'eye-RS' in this analysis."
In this investigation, we delve into the world of statistical correlations, p-values, and regression analyses to unveil the potential influence of a name on the financial trajectory of one of the most renowned banking institutions. For those who may wonder about the feasibility of such an inquiry, we assure that this study is firmly grounded in statistical rigor and methodological robustness. As we venture forth into this uncharted territory, the findings promise to offer a blend of data-driven insights and a dash of whimsical fascination, demonstrating that even when it comes to stock prices, "Jess" may well be more than just a name, but a financial force to be reckoned with.
Amidst the jargon and complex statistical analyses, it is our hope that this study will illuminate the unexpected, yet undeniable, connections that underlie economic phenomena. As we proceed to unveil the empirical findings of this unconventional investigation, we invite the reader to join us in this venture, as we decipher the enchanting enigma of the Jess-Lloyds Banking Group correlation. Remember, in the world of finance and research, sometimes the most revealing insights lie in the most unexpected and quirky corners.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The relationship between first names and their potential influence on financial phenomena has been a subject of increasing interest in recent years. Smith et al. (2015) examined the impact of common versus unique first names on stock price movements, highlighting the subtle yet noteworthy implications of nomenclature in the financial realm. Similarly, Doe and Jones (2018) explored the correlation between the phonetic composition of first names and market volatility, shedding light on the phonological nuances that may reverberate through stock exchanges. These studies, while shedding light on the influence of names in finance, set the stage for our investigation into the captivating connection between the popularity of the first name "Jess" and the stock price of Lloyds Banking Group (LYG).
Turning to the realm of non-fiction literature, "The Economics of Names: A Comprehensive Analysis" by Johnson and Smith (2017) provides an extensive exploration of the societal and economic impact of first names, though regrettably, it fails to delve into the financial market implications. On a tangentially related note, "Moniker Metrics: The Statistical Significance of Naming Trends" by Brown and Taylor (2019) offers a comprehensive analysis of naming patterns and their societal repercussions, albeit without a direct focus on financial dynamics.
In the realm of fiction, works such as "The Name Effect: A Novel of Financial Intrigue" by A. Writer and "Capitalizing on Cognomens: The Tale of Money and Monikers" by B. Author, while purely fictional, intricately weave narratives that depict the captivating interplay between names and financial endeavors. These imaginative works, while not empirical in nature, offer a whimsical exploration of the potential relationships between first names and economic landscapes.
Bringing a touch of visual inquiry to our exploration, the TV show "Numbers" offers a glimpse into the world of statistical analysis and investigative insights, though its focus predominantly centers around forensic mathematics rather than the whimsical correlation between names and stock prices. Similarly, "How I Met Your Mother" features a brief yet comical subplot involving a character's unusual name and its supposed impact on his career, providing a lighthearted portrayal of the potential influence of names in a professional context.
As we navigate this quirky amalgamation of research, literature, and popular culture, our study endeavors to place the seemingly lighthearted subject of first names within the realm of rigorous financial analysis, shedding light on the unexpected and thought-provoking intersection of nomenclature and financial markets. With this lighthearted yet empirically grounded approach, we aim to uncover the multi-faceted influence of names on the ever-convoluted world of finance.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Jess and Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2002 to 2022
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Banking on Popularity: The Jess-tification of Lloyds Banking Group's Stock Price"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the whimsical world of first names and stock prices, specifically examining the correlation between the popularity of the name "Jess" and Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG). Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team meticulously examined the relationship between the trendiness of the name "Jess" and the performance of Lloyds Banking Group's stock price over the period of 2002 to 2022.
With a correlation coefficient of 0.9512722 and a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings suggest a statistically significant association. The results of this peculiar investigation bring to light the unforeseen influence that a simple first name can have on an esteemed financial institution's stock price. While some may perceive this study as slightly whimsical, the implications underscore the quirky interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena in our world, where even monikers may hold sway over stock tickers.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the world of finance, every rise and fall in stock prices is meticulously analyzed and scrutinized to understand the myriad factors influencing market behavior. From economic indicators to geopolitical events, researchers tirelessly investigate the complex web of variables that can sway the stock market. However, amidst this rigorous data-driven analysis, one might ask, “What about the impact of something as seemingly trivial as a name?” Or, in this case, the specific popularity of a name.
This study embarks on an unusual journey into the relationship between the popularity of the first name "Jess" and the stock price of Lloyds Banking Group (LYG). While the realm of first names and stock prices may initially appear to inhabit separate universes, our research endeavors to unravel the intertwined nature of these seemingly distinct domains. Indeed, as the saying goes, "There's more than meets the 'eye-RS' in this analysis."
In this investigation, we delve into the world of statistical correlations, p-values, and regression analyses to unveil the potential influence of a name on the financial trajectory of one of the most renowned banking institutions. For those who may wonder about the feasibility of such an inquiry, we assure that this study is firmly grounded in statistical rigor and methodological robustness. As we venture forth into this uncharted territory, the findings promise to offer a blend of data-driven insights and a dash of whimsical fascination, demonstrating that even when it comes to stock prices, "Jess" may well be more than just a name, but a financial force to be reckoned with.
Amidst the jargon and complex statistical analyses, it is our hope that this study will illuminate the unexpected, yet undeniable, connections that underlie economic phenomena. As we proceed to unveil the empirical findings of this unconventional investigation, we invite the reader to join us in this venture, as we decipher the enchanting enigma of the Jess-Lloyds Banking Group correlation. Remember, in the world of finance and research, sometimes the most revealing insights lie in the most unexpected and quirky corners.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To investigate the purportedly whimsical yet potentially impactful relationship between the popularity of the esteemed name "Jess" and Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG), our methodology harnessed a robust mix of quantitative data analysis and a sprinkle of statistical wizardry. Leveraging data collected from the US Social Security Administration and the industrious expertise of LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team embarked on a statistical odyssey spanning the years 2002 to 2022.
The first step in our methodology can be aptly described as a "Name Game." We carefully extracted the frequency of the name "Jess" from the US Social Security Administration's expansive dataset, which catalogs the naming trends of newborns. We then merrily sauntered into the financial realm, where we obtained the daily stock prices of Lloyds Banking Group (LYG) from the dedicated market data platform provided by LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv).
In our statistical alchemy, we stirred the pot of correlation analysis to discern the potential synchronous dance between the popularity of "Jess" and the financial whims of LYG's stock price. The Pearson correlation coefficient waltzed elegantly onto the stage, enabling us to quantify the strength and direction of the association between these seemingly unrelated variables. Not to mention, the p-value eagerly vied for attention, stepping forth as the gatekeeper of statistical significance in our droll escapade.
Not content with merely scratching the surface of this jestful jamboree of data, we harnessed the power of regression analysis to unpack the predictive potential of the popularity of "Jess" on the stock price of Lloyds Banking Group (LYG). While some may find the convergence of these diverse data sources to be as bewildering as mixing finance and first names, our approach uniformly adhered to the revered principles of statistical rigor and methodological coherence.
Furthermore, recognizing the inherent caprice of the stock market, we undertook a robust time series analysis, sweeping through the undulating waves of stock price movements with the keen eye of a statistician and the playfulness of a puzzle enthusiast. This retrospective journey through time enabled us to uncover the intricate dynamics between the ebb and flow of "Jess" and the financial rollercoaster of LYG's stock price.
In summary, our methodology was a whimsical yet methodologically sound endeavor, weaving together the tapestry of first name popularity and stock price performance with a blend of statistical tools and a touch of statistical showmanship. As we present the findings that emerged from this unconventional fusion of finance and nomenclature, we invite the reader to join us on this entertaining yet enlightening statistical caper, where every jest conceals an insight and every pun a paradigm.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Jess and Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .
For the time period 2002 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9512722, r-squared of 0.9049189, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Banking on Popularity: The Jess-tification of Lloyds Banking Group's Stock Price"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the whimsical world of first names and stock prices, specifically examining the correlation between the popularity of the name "Jess" and Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG). Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team meticulously examined the relationship between the trendiness of the name "Jess" and the performance of Lloyds Banking Group's stock price over the period of 2002 to 2022.
With a correlation coefficient of 0.9512722 and a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings suggest a statistically significant association. The results of this peculiar investigation bring to light the unforeseen influence that a simple first name can have on an esteemed financial institution's stock price. While some may perceive this study as slightly whimsical, the implications underscore the quirky interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena in our world, where even monikers may hold sway over stock tickers.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the world of finance, every rise and fall in stock prices is meticulously analyzed and scrutinized to understand the myriad factors influencing market behavior. From economic indicators to geopolitical events, researchers tirelessly investigate the complex web of variables that can sway the stock market. However, amidst this rigorous data-driven analysis, one might ask, “What about the impact of something as seemingly trivial as a name?” Or, in this case, the specific popularity of a name.
This study embarks on an unusual journey into the relationship between the popularity of the first name "Jess" and the stock price of Lloyds Banking Group (LYG). While the realm of first names and stock prices may initially appear to inhabit separate universes, our research endeavors to unravel the intertwined nature of these seemingly distinct domains. Indeed, as the saying goes, "There's more than meets the 'eye-RS' in this analysis."
In this investigation, we delve into the world of statistical correlations, p-values, and regression analyses to unveil the potential influence of a name on the financial trajectory of one of the most renowned banking institutions. For those who may wonder about the feasibility of such an inquiry, we assure that this study is firmly grounded in statistical rigor and methodological robustness. As we venture forth into this uncharted territory, the findings promise to offer a blend of data-driven insights and a dash of whimsical fascination, demonstrating that even when it comes to stock prices, "Jess" may well be more than just a name, but a financial force to be reckoned with.
Amidst the jargon and complex statistical analyses, it is our hope that this study will illuminate the unexpected, yet undeniable, connections that underlie economic phenomena. As we proceed to unveil the empirical findings of this unconventional investigation, we invite the reader to join us in this venture, as we decipher the enchanting enigma of the Jess-Lloyds Banking Group correlation. Remember, in the world of finance and research, sometimes the most revealing insights lie in the most unexpected and quirky corners.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our offbeat investigation into the relationship between the popularity of the first name "Jess" and the stock price of Lloyds Banking Group (LYG) reveal a striking correlation. The correlation coefficient (r) of 0.9512722 indicates a remarkably strong positive relationship between the proliferation of the name "Jess" and the performance of Lloyds Banking Group's stock price over the period from 2002 to 2022. This statistical connection, though unexpected, suggests a potential impact of human nomenclature on the dynamics of a prominent financial entity's stock market trajectory.
Additionally, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.9049189 underscores the substantial proportion of variability in Lloyds Banking Group's stock price, which can be explained by the popularity of the name "Jess." In other words, the influence of this seemingly ordinary name exerts influence over more than 90% of the fluctuations in the stock price, a truly eyebrow-raising revelation in the realm of financial research.
Moreover, the p-value of less than 0.01 further substantiates the robustness of the observed association. This minuscule p-value provides compelling evidence against the null hypothesis, affirming the presence of a significant correlation between the popularity of the first name "Jess" and the stock price of Lloyds Banking Group. The statistical evidence firmly supports our contention that there exists an intriguing relationship worthy of exploration, even in the most unexpected of domains.
To illustrate the formidable connection discovered in this peculiar inquiry, we include a scatterplot (Fig. 1), which visually depicts the conspicuous positive relationship between the prevalence of the name "Jess" and the fluctuation in Lloyds Banking Group's stock price. The scatterplot encapsulates the essence of our findings, showcasing the undeniable bond between a seemingly ordinary name and the financial performance of a prominent institution in the stock market arena.
In conclusion, this study sheds light on the unanticipated interplay between the popularity of the first name "Jess" and the stock price of Lloyds Banking Group. The statistical analyses reveal a compelling correlation, underscoring the serendipitous nature of the interaction between human nomenclature and financial dynamics. While this investigation may have begun with a hint of whimsy, the statistical significance of the findings invites a deeper contemplation of the unsuspected influences that permeate the intricate fabric of economic phenomena. After all, in the world of finance and research, sometimes the most intriguing insights emerge from the most unlikely sources.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Jess and Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
"Banking on Popularity: The Jess-tification of Lloyds Banking Group's Stock Price"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the whimsical world of first names and stock prices, specifically examining the correlation between the popularity of the name "Jess" and Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG). Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team meticulously examined the relationship between the trendiness of the name "Jess" and the performance of Lloyds Banking Group's stock price over the period of 2002 to 2022.
With a correlation coefficient of 0.9512722 and a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings suggest a statistically significant association. The results of this peculiar investigation bring to light the unforeseen influence that a simple first name can have on an esteemed financial institution's stock price. While some may perceive this study as slightly whimsical, the implications underscore the quirky interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena in our world, where even monikers may hold sway over stock tickers.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The relationship between first names and their potential influence on financial phenomena has been a subject of increasing interest in recent years. Smith et al. (2015) examined the impact of common versus unique first names on stock price movements, highlighting the subtle yet noteworthy implications of nomenclature in the financial realm. Similarly, Doe and Jones (2018) explored the correlation between the phonetic composition of first names and market volatility, shedding light on the phonological nuances that may reverberate through stock exchanges. These studies, while shedding light on the influence of names in finance, set the stage for our investigation into the captivating connection between the popularity of the first name "Jess" and the stock price of Lloyds Banking Group (LYG).
Turning to the realm of non-fiction literature, "The Economics of Names: A Comprehensive Analysis" by Johnson and Smith (2017) provides an extensive exploration of the societal and economic impact of first names, though regrettably, it fails to delve into the financial market implications. On a tangentially related note, "Moniker Metrics: The Statistical Significance of Naming Trends" by Brown and Taylor (2019) offers a comprehensive analysis of naming patterns and their societal repercussions, albeit without a direct focus on financial dynamics.
In the realm of fiction, works such as "The Name Effect: A Novel of Financial Intrigue" by A. Writer and "Capitalizing on Cognomens: The Tale of Money and Monikers" by B. Author, while purely fictional, intricately weave narratives that depict the captivating interplay between names and financial endeavors. These imaginative works, while not empirical in nature, offer a whimsical exploration of the potential relationships between first names and economic landscapes.
Bringing a touch of visual inquiry to our exploration, the TV show "Numbers" offers a glimpse into the world of statistical analysis and investigative insights, though its focus predominantly centers around forensic mathematics rather than the whimsical correlation between names and stock prices. Similarly, "How I Met Your Mother" features a brief yet comical subplot involving a character's unusual name and its supposed impact on his career, providing a lighthearted portrayal of the potential influence of names in a professional context.
As we navigate this quirky amalgamation of research, literature, and popular culture, our study endeavors to place the seemingly lighthearted subject of first names within the realm of rigorous financial analysis, shedding light on the unexpected and thought-provoking intersection of nomenclature and financial markets. With this lighthearted yet empirically grounded approach, we aim to uncover the multi-faceted influence of names on the ever-convoluted world of finance.
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our offbeat investigation into the relationship between the popularity of the first name "Jess" and the stock price of Lloyds Banking Group (LYG) reveal a striking correlation. The correlation coefficient (r) of 0.9512722 indicates a remarkably strong positive relationship between the proliferation of the name "Jess" and the performance of Lloyds Banking Group's stock price over the period from 2002 to 2022. This statistical connection, though unexpected, suggests a potential impact of human nomenclature on the dynamics of a prominent financial entity's stock market trajectory.
Additionally, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.9049189 underscores the substantial proportion of variability in Lloyds Banking Group's stock price, which can be explained by the popularity of the name "Jess." In other words, the influence of this seemingly ordinary name exerts influence over more than 90% of the fluctuations in the stock price, a truly eyebrow-raising revelation in the realm of financial research.
Moreover, the p-value of less than 0.01 further substantiates the robustness of the observed association. This minuscule p-value provides compelling evidence against the null hypothesis, affirming the presence of a significant correlation between the popularity of the first name "Jess" and the stock price of Lloyds Banking Group. The statistical evidence firmly supports our contention that there exists an intriguing relationship worthy of exploration, even in the most unexpected of domains.
To illustrate the formidable connection discovered in this peculiar inquiry, we include a scatterplot (Fig. 1), which visually depicts the conspicuous positive relationship between the prevalence of the name "Jess" and the fluctuation in Lloyds Banking Group's stock price. The scatterplot encapsulates the essence of our findings, showcasing the undeniable bond between a seemingly ordinary name and the financial performance of a prominent institution in the stock market arena.
In conclusion, this study sheds light on the unanticipated interplay between the popularity of the first name "Jess" and the stock price of Lloyds Banking Group. The statistical analyses reveal a compelling correlation, underscoring the serendipitous nature of the interaction between human nomenclature and financial dynamics. While this investigation may have begun with a hint of whimsy, the statistical significance of the findings invites a deeper contemplation of the unsuspected influences that permeate the intricate fabric of economic phenomena. After all, in the world of finance and research, sometimes the most intriguing insights emerge from the most unlikely sources.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
The findings of our study offer compelling evidence supporting the existence of a robust correlation between the popularity of the first name "Jess" and the stock price of Lloyds Banking Group (LYG). The statistical results, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9512722 and a p-value of less than 0.01, provide a window into the potential impact of nomenclature on the financial domain. These results align with prior research in this peculiar field, further cementing the influence of names on stock market performance – a connection not to be overlooked, despite its seemingly whimsical nature.
Building on the literature review, our investigation adds a touch of empirical rigor to the existing quirky fascination with the correlation between first names and economic landscapes. We take a lighthearted yet empirically grounded approach, shedding light on the multifaceted influence of names on the convoluted world of finance – a domain where numbers and names, it seems, dance an unexpected tango.
The strong correlation coefficient of 0.9512722 echoes the findings of Smith et al. (2015) and Doe and Jones (2018), amplifying the understated yet significant implications of nomenclature in the financial realm. The notable correlation coefficient, though not a silver bullet, points to a promising avenue for further exploration in the quirky intersection of names and financial markets – a domain where the alphabet collides with arithmetic in unforeseen ways.
Additionally, the minuscule p-value of less than 0.01 accentuates the empirical support for the influence of the name "Jess" on Lloyds Banking Group's stock price dynamics. This veritable statistical gem lends credence to the phonological implications explored by Doe and Jones (2018), paving the way for a deeper examination of the peculiar reverberations of nomenclature through stock exchanges.
Consequently, our study bridges the gap between the seemingly lighthearted subject of first names and the rigorous financial domain, revealing the unfathomable interconnectedness of names and stock market ebb and flow. This investigation adds a quirky yet empirically robust dimension to the captivating interplay between monikers and monetary matters, illuminating a facet of financial dynamics that is as informative as it is entertaining.
In essence, our results bolster the burgeoning body of research that elevates the influence of first names on financial phenomena from whimsical musings to empirical inquiries. The statistical robustness of the correlation between the popularity of the first name "Jess" and Lloyds Banking Group's stock price underscores the subtle yet tangible influence of nomenclature on the intricate web of financial dynamics. Indeed, it seems that in the realm of financial research, even the most seemingly mundane variables play a role, infusing the rigidity of statistics with a dash of unexpected whimsy.
In conclusion, our study invites a humorous yet contemplative exploration of the unexpected influences that permeate the economic fabric, highlighting the intriguing potential of the seemingly whimsical landscape of first names in shaping financial phenomena. As we build on this study, it seems apt to remember that in the enigmatic realm of finance and research, even the subtlest names can ring a resounding chime in the grand symphony of statistical discovery.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Jess and Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Banking on Popularity: The Jess-tification of Lloyds Banking Group's Stock Price"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the whimsical world of first names and stock prices, specifically examining the correlation between the popularity of the name "Jess" and Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG). Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team meticulously examined the relationship between the trendiness of the name "Jess" and the performance of Lloyds Banking Group's stock price over the period of 2002 to 2022.
With a correlation coefficient of 0.9512722 and a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings suggest a statistically significant association. The results of this peculiar investigation bring to light the unforeseen influence that a simple first name can have on an esteemed financial institution's stock price. While some may perceive this study as slightly whimsical, the implications underscore the quirky interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena in our world, where even monikers may hold sway over stock tickers.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the world of finance, every rise and fall in stock prices is meticulously analyzed and scrutinized to understand the myriad factors influencing market behavior. From economic indicators to geopolitical events, researchers tirelessly investigate the complex web of variables that can sway the stock market. However, amidst this rigorous data-driven analysis, one might ask, “What about the impact of something as seemingly trivial as a name?” Or, in this case, the specific popularity of a name.
This study embarks on an unusual journey into the relationship between the popularity of the first name "Jess" and the stock price of Lloyds Banking Group (LYG). While the realm of first names and stock prices may initially appear to inhabit separate universes, our research endeavors to unravel the intertwined nature of these seemingly distinct domains. Indeed, as the saying goes, "There's more than meets the 'eye-RS' in this analysis."
In this investigation, we delve into the world of statistical correlations, p-values, and regression analyses to unveil the potential influence of a name on the financial trajectory of one of the most renowned banking institutions. For those who may wonder about the feasibility of such an inquiry, we assure that this study is firmly grounded in statistical rigor and methodological robustness. As we venture forth into this uncharted territory, the findings promise to offer a blend of data-driven insights and a dash of whimsical fascination, demonstrating that even when it comes to stock prices, "Jess" may well be more than just a name, but a financial force to be reckoned with.
Amidst the jargon and complex statistical analyses, it is our hope that this study will illuminate the unexpected, yet undeniable, connections that underlie economic phenomena. As we proceed to unveil the empirical findings of this unconventional investigation, we invite the reader to join us in this venture, as we decipher the enchanting enigma of the Jess-Lloyds Banking Group correlation. Remember, in the world of finance and research, sometimes the most revealing insights lie in the most unexpected and quirky corners.
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our offbeat investigation into the relationship between the popularity of the first name "Jess" and the stock price of Lloyds Banking Group (LYG) reveal a striking correlation. The correlation coefficient (r) of 0.9512722 indicates a remarkably strong positive relationship between the proliferation of the name "Jess" and the performance of Lloyds Banking Group's stock price over the period from 2002 to 2022. This statistical connection, though unexpected, suggests a potential impact of human nomenclature on the dynamics of a prominent financial entity's stock market trajectory.
Additionally, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.9049189 underscores the substantial proportion of variability in Lloyds Banking Group's stock price, which can be explained by the popularity of the name "Jess." In other words, the influence of this seemingly ordinary name exerts influence over more than 90% of the fluctuations in the stock price, a truly eyebrow-raising revelation in the realm of financial research.
Moreover, the p-value of less than 0.01 further substantiates the robustness of the observed association. This minuscule p-value provides compelling evidence against the null hypothesis, affirming the presence of a significant correlation between the popularity of the first name "Jess" and the stock price of Lloyds Banking Group. The statistical evidence firmly supports our contention that there exists an intriguing relationship worthy of exploration, even in the most unexpected of domains.
To illustrate the formidable connection discovered in this peculiar inquiry, we include a scatterplot (Fig. 1), which visually depicts the conspicuous positive relationship between the prevalence of the name "Jess" and the fluctuation in Lloyds Banking Group's stock price. The scatterplot encapsulates the essence of our findings, showcasing the undeniable bond between a seemingly ordinary name and the financial performance of a prominent institution in the stock market arena.
In conclusion, this study sheds light on the unanticipated interplay between the popularity of the first name "Jess" and the stock price of Lloyds Banking Group. The statistical analyses reveal a compelling correlation, underscoring the serendipitous nature of the interaction between human nomenclature and financial dynamics. While this investigation may have begun with a hint of whimsy, the statistical significance of the findings invites a deeper contemplation of the unsuspected influences that permeate the intricate fabric of economic phenomena. After all, in the world of finance and research, sometimes the most intriguing insights emerge from the most unlikely sources.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our research has uncovered a statistically significant and surprisingly robust connection between the popularity of the first name "Jess" and the stock price of Lloyds Banking Group (LYG). The correlation coefficient of 0.9512722 showcases a relationship stronger than the bond between a researcher and their coffee. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the evidence for this unlikely association is as solid as a well-constructed regression model.
The implications of this correlation are not to be dismissed lightly; the influence of a name on a major financial institution's stock price is a revelation that may rival even the most sensational stock market news. It seems that Jess is not just a name, but a potential financial force to be reckoned with, akin to the impact of bringing an umbrella on a sunny day – unexpected, yet undeniable.
The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.9049189 illuminates the extent to which the fluctuations in Lloyds Banking Group's stock price can be attributed to the popularity of the name "Jess." It appears that Jess is not just a name, but a veritable trendsetter in the world of stock prices, comparable to the influence of influential economic indicators.
Furthermore, the inclusion of the scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually encapsulates the undeniable correlation, reminding us that sometimes, in the world of statistics, correlation does indeed imply causation.
It is clear that our unconventional investigation has unveiled a quirk in the financial world, reminding us that in the labyrinthine realm of economic research, the most unconventional variables can yield captivating insights. As such, we firmly assert that no further research in this specific area is warranted. After all, sometimes, in the unlikeliest of places, one finds the most fascinating discoveries – just like a hidden treasure in a statistical minefield.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Banking on Popularity: The Jess-tification of Lloyds Banking Group's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Financial Punditry
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Banking on Popularity: The Jess-tification of Lloyds Banking Group's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
Society for Quantitative Financial Analysis and Behavioral Economics
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Banking on Popularity: The Jess-tification of Lloyds Banking Group's Stock Price with an abstract of This study delves into the whimsical world of first names and stock prices, specifically examining the correlation between the popularity of the name "Jess" and Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG). Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team meticulously examined the relationship between the trendiness of the name "Jess" and the performance of Lloyds Banking Group's stock price over the period of 2002 to 2022.
With a correlation coefficient of 0.9512722 and a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings suggest a statistically significant association. The results of this peculiar investigation bring to light the unforeseen influence that a simple first name can have on an esteemed financial institution's stock price. While some may perceive this study as slightly whimsical, the implications underscore the quirky interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena in our world, where even monikers may hold sway over stock tickers.
ChatGPT:
stock price, Lloyds Banking Group, correlation, popularity of name "Jess", US Social Security Administration, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv, correlation coefficient, p-value, association, first name influence, financial institution, stock ticker, interconnectedness, unrelated phenomena
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Data details
Popularity of the first name JessDetailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Jess
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Jess
Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Lloyds Banking Group (LYG) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function
See what else correlates with Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.9049189 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 90.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Jess) over the 21 years from 2002 through 2022.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.701E-11. 0.0000000000370078676637816160
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.95 in 3.701E-9% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 27,021,281,234 random variables You don't actually need 27 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 20 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 20 because we have two variables measured over a period of 21 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.88, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | |
Popularity of the first name Jess (Babies born) | 83 | 71 | 91 | 87 | 70 | 81 | 65 | 45 | 32 | 42 | 33 | 35 | 37 | 35 | 30 | 27 | 33 | 30 | 26 | 31 | 25 |
Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG) (Stock price) | 41.88 | 28.58 | 31.95 | 35.88 | 33.04 | 44.4 | 36.76 | 7.2 | 3.37 | 4.11 | 1.61 | 3.24 | 5.21 | 4.65 | 4.25 | 3.17 | 3.73 | 2.5 | 3.32 | 1.89 | 2.58 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([83,71,91,87,70,81,65,45,32,42,33,35,37,35,30,27,33,30,26,31,25,])
array_2 = np.array([41.88,28.58,31.95,35.88,33.04,44.4,36.76,7.2,3.37,4.11,1.61,3.24,5.21,4.65,4.25,3.17,3.73,2.5,3.32,1.89,2.58,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Jess"
array_2_name = "Lloyds Banking Group's stock price (LYG)"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 3838 · Black Variable ID: 3983 · Red Variable ID: 1815