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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and the second variable is Amazon.com's stock price (AMZN).  The chart goes from 2012 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image

AI explanation

As more students became experts in military technologies, they inadvertently perfected the art of efficient logistics and drone deliveries, thus boosting Amazon's operational capabilities and investor confidence in their futuristic approach to e-commerce.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Generate an image in the style of data cyber art showing a bustling graduation ceremony. In the foreground, students in military uniforms proudly receive their Bachelor's degrees in Military Technologies and Applied Sciences. The graduation stage is surrounded by futuristic technological elements. In the background, an imposing stock ticker display shows Amazon.com's (AMZN) stock price surging, capturing the attention of the crowd and prompting excitement as they eagerly invest in the company pioneering drone delivery technology. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and Amazon.com's stock price (AMZN). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Voxel art Magic realism a funny image macro Vaporwave Data cyber art
ChatGPT: Data cyber art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and Amazon.com's stock price (AMZN), in the following situation: Because as more people become experts in military technologies, they figured out how to use drones to deliver Amazon packages faster, which made everyone want to buy stocks in a company that is basically the real-life version of Santa's workshop.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling graduation ceremony, students in military uniforms proudly receive their Bachelor's degrees in Military Technologies and Applied Sciences. Meanwhile, in the background, a stock ticker display shows Amazon.com's (AMZN) stock price surging, and the crowd is abuzz with excitement as they eagerly invest in the company making drone delivery a reality.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Data cyber art ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling graduation ceremony, students in military uniforms proudly receive their Bachelor's degrees in Military Technologies and Applied Sciences. Meanwhile, in the background, a stock ticker display shows Amazon.com's (AMZN) stock price surging, and the crowd is abuzz with excitement as they eagerly invest in the company making drone delivery a reality. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Generate an image in the style of data cyber art showing a bustling graduation ceremony. In the foreground, students in military uniforms proudly receive their Bachelor's degrees in Military Technologies and Applied Sciences. The graduation stage is surrounded by futuristic technological elements. In the background, an imposing stock ticker display shows Amazon.com's (AMZN) stock price surging, capturing the attention of the crowd and prompting excitement as they eagerly invest in the company pioneering drone delivery technology.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences caused Amazon.com's stock price (AMZN) to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Tactical Tie: Tracing the Ties Between Bachelor's Degrees in Military Technologies and Amazon.com's AMZN Stock Price

The Journal of Military Tech Finance and Fashion

Jan 2024
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and Amazon.com's stock price (AMZN). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9824236 and p < 0.01 for 2012 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Tactical Tie: Tracing the Ties Between Bachelor's Degrees in Military Technologies and Amazon.com's AMZN Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper sheds light on the intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and the stock price of the e-commerce behemoth, Amazon.com (AMZN). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team delved into a thorough analysis spanning the years 2012 to 2021.

Upon rigorous examination, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9824236 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 came to light, revealing a compellingly strong association between the two variables. The findings indicate that as the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies has increased, Amazon.com's stock price has followed suit, demonstrating a parallel trajectory that cannot be dismissed as merely coincidental.

In light of these results, one might say that the stock market has a penchant for combat-ready investments. It seems as though the world of finance has developed a keen appreciation for the strategic maneuvers and tactical prowess learned in military education. Perhaps the market truly does march to the beat of its own drum – or, in this case, the cadence of military training.

Overall, this study not only reveals an unexpected correlation but also invites a lighthearted reflection on the intriguing interplay between education, investing, and market trends.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and Amazon.com's stock price (AMZN). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Tactical Tie: Tracing the Ties Between Bachelor's Degrees in Military Technologies and Amazon.com's AMZN Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper sheds light on the intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and the stock price of the e-commerce behemoth, Amazon.com (AMZN). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team delved into a thorough analysis spanning the years 2012 to 2021.

Upon rigorous examination, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9824236 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 came to light, revealing a compellingly strong association between the two variables. The findings indicate that as the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies has increased, Amazon.com's stock price has followed suit, demonstrating a parallel trajectory that cannot be dismissed as merely coincidental.

In light of these results, one might say that the stock market has a penchant for combat-ready investments. It seems as though the world of finance has developed a keen appreciation for the strategic maneuvers and tactical prowess learned in military education. Perhaps the market truly does march to the beat of its own drum – or, in this case, the cadence of military training.

Overall, this study not only reveals an unexpected correlation but also invites a lighthearted reflection on the intriguing interplay between education, investing, and market trends.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

As the old saying goes, "The pen is mightier than the sword," but can a Bachelor's degree in Military technologies also be mightier than a corporate titan like Amazon.com? In this paper, we explore the enthralling connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and the stock price of Amazon.com (AMZN).

It is indeed a curious conundrum to contemplate the association between mastering military tactics and the fluctuations of a stock price. It seems the battlefield has extended to the boardroom, and the combat strategies are evolving from the traditional to the financial. One could even say, the battlefield has become quite lucrative - a true "battle for the bucks," if you will.

Our investigation taps into the world of statistics, data analytics, and financial markets to uncover this unexpected relationship. As we navigate through the data, the numbers reveal a correlation so strong it might make a mathematician's heart skip a beat. It seems the stock market is not just about bulls and bears but also about tanks and drones - a new kind of "military-industrial complex" if you may.

Much like a well-timed ambush, our findings lay bare an association that raises eyebrows and perhaps a few stock portfolios as well. One can't help but wonder if there's a "seal" of approval on military education from the investment community, or if the market is simply marching in lockstep with the graduates on parade. After all, it appears that the market has found a new "weapon of choice" in the form of academically armed graduates.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and Amazon.com's stock price (AMZN). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Tactical Tie: Tracing the Ties Between Bachelor's Degrees in Military Technologies and Amazon.com's AMZN Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper sheds light on the intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and the stock price of the e-commerce behemoth, Amazon.com (AMZN). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team delved into a thorough analysis spanning the years 2012 to 2021.

Upon rigorous examination, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9824236 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 came to light, revealing a compellingly strong association between the two variables. The findings indicate that as the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies has increased, Amazon.com's stock price has followed suit, demonstrating a parallel trajectory that cannot be dismissed as merely coincidental.

In light of these results, one might say that the stock market has a penchant for combat-ready investments. It seems as though the world of finance has developed a keen appreciation for the strategic maneuvers and tactical prowess learned in military education. Perhaps the market truly does march to the beat of its own drum – or, in this case, the cadence of military training.

Overall, this study not only reveals an unexpected correlation but also invites a lighthearted reflection on the intriguing interplay between education, investing, and market trends.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the old saying goes, "The pen is mightier than the sword," but can a Bachelor's degree in Military technologies also be mightier than a corporate titan like Amazon.com? In this paper, we explore the enthralling connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and the stock price of Amazon.com (AMZN).
It is indeed a curious conundrum to contemplate the association between mastering military tactics and the fluctuations of a stock price. It seems the battlefield has extended to the boardroom, and the combat strategies are evolving from the traditional to the financial. One could even say, the battlefield has become quite lucrative - a true "battle for the bucks," if you will.
Our investigation taps into the world of statistics, data analytics, and financial markets to uncover this unexpected relationship. As we navigate through the data, the numbers reveal a correlation so strong it might make a mathematician's heart skip a beat. It seems the stock market is not just about bulls and bears but also about tanks and drones - a new kind of "military-industrial complex" if you may.
Much like a well-timed ambush, our findings lay bare an association that raises eyebrows and perhaps a few stock portfolios as well. One can't help but wonder if there's a "seal" of approval on military education from the investment community, or if the market is simply marching in lockstep with the graduates on parade. After all, it appears that the market has found a new "weapon of choice" in the form of academically armed graduates.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The literature abounds with studies that explore the impact of education on financial market dynamics. Smith et al. (2016) delve into the correlation between educational attainment and stock price movements, while Doe and Jones (2018) investigate the influence of specialized degree programs on investment patterns. These studies provide a solid foundation for understanding the potential interplay between academic pursuits and market behavior.

In "Book," the authors find that the acquisition of specific technical skills through education can indeed shape investment decisions, shedding light on the potential influence of military technology education on stock market trends. Similarly, "Lorem" and "Ipsum" offer insights into the unconventional factors that can drive market dynamics, paving the way for our examination of the connection between Bachelor's degrees in Military technologies and AMZN stock prices.

Moving beyond the realm of non-fiction, literary works such as "The Art of War" and "War and Peace" offer unconventional perspectives on strategic thinking and conflict resolution, findings that might be applicable to the world of investing as well. Furthermore, fictional narratives like "Ready Player One" and "Ender's Game" showcase the potential influence of technological advancements on societal structures, drawing intriguing parallels to the impact of military education on financial markets.

Taking a more whimsical turn, popular internet memes such as the "Distracted Boyfriend" and "Woman Yelling at a Cat" have become emblematic of modern online culture, yet they also provide a humorous lens through which to consider the unexpected correlations uncovered in our research. After all, who would have thought that military education and stock prices could be entangled in a meme-worthy saga of their own?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and Amazon.com's stock price (AMZN). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2012 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Tactical Tie: Tracing the Ties Between Bachelor's Degrees in Military Technologies and Amazon.com's AMZN Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper sheds light on the intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and the stock price of the e-commerce behemoth, Amazon.com (AMZN). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team delved into a thorough analysis spanning the years 2012 to 2021.

Upon rigorous examination, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9824236 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 came to light, revealing a compellingly strong association between the two variables. The findings indicate that as the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies has increased, Amazon.com's stock price has followed suit, demonstrating a parallel trajectory that cannot be dismissed as merely coincidental.

In light of these results, one might say that the stock market has a penchant for combat-ready investments. It seems as though the world of finance has developed a keen appreciation for the strategic maneuvers and tactical prowess learned in military education. Perhaps the market truly does march to the beat of its own drum – or, in this case, the cadence of military training.

Overall, this study not only reveals an unexpected correlation but also invites a lighthearted reflection on the intriguing interplay between education, investing, and market trends.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the old saying goes, "The pen is mightier than the sword," but can a Bachelor's degree in Military technologies also be mightier than a corporate titan like Amazon.com? In this paper, we explore the enthralling connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and the stock price of Amazon.com (AMZN).
It is indeed a curious conundrum to contemplate the association between mastering military tactics and the fluctuations of a stock price. It seems the battlefield has extended to the boardroom, and the combat strategies are evolving from the traditional to the financial. One could even say, the battlefield has become quite lucrative - a true "battle for the bucks," if you will.
Our investigation taps into the world of statistics, data analytics, and financial markets to uncover this unexpected relationship. As we navigate through the data, the numbers reveal a correlation so strong it might make a mathematician's heart skip a beat. It seems the stock market is not just about bulls and bears but also about tanks and drones - a new kind of "military-industrial complex" if you may.
Much like a well-timed ambush, our findings lay bare an association that raises eyebrows and perhaps a few stock portfolios as well. One can't help but wonder if there's a "seal" of approval on military education from the investment community, or if the market is simply marching in lockstep with the graduates on parade. After all, it appears that the market has found a new "weapon of choice" in the form of academically armed graduates.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

The methodology employed in this study entailed a rigorous and systematic approach to analyzing the relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and Amazon.com's stock price (AMZN). The data utilized in this research was sourced primarily from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), covering the period from 2012 to 2021.

To begin, we conducted a comprehensive data collection process, scouring through the depths of the internet to gather information on the number of Bachelor's degrees conferred in Military technologies. It was a bit like seeking hidden treasure, except the treasure was data, and the map was a complex web of online databases and university records.

After retrieving the relevant data, we tapped into the power of statistical analysis, employing advanced quantitative techniques to wrangle the numbers into submission. Our trusty statistical software served as our faithful ally in this endeavor, crunching numbers with the precision of a military drill sergeant - it certainly put the 'stat' in statistical analysis.

Once the data was tamed and transformed into numerical form, we applied the venerable Pearson correlation coefficient to assess the relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and Amazon.com's stock price. Like matchmakers of data sets, we sought to determine if these variables were a dynamic duo or mere acquaintances in the vast landscape of statistical relationships.

In addition to the correlation analysis, we also performed a series of robustness checks and sensitivity analyses to ensure the reliability and validity of our findings. After all, we wanted to be certain that our results weren't mere statistical mirages, but robust and resilient indicators of a genuine relationship.

In the spirit of full transparency, it is worth noting that our methodology prioritized precision and accuracy, employing the tried and tested principles of research design and statistical inference. We leave no statistical stone unturned in our quest for meaningful insights, and our methodology reflects this unwavering commitment to scientific rigor.

So, as you can see, our methodology was a bit like a carefully orchestrated military campaign, with data as our ammunition and statistical analysis as our strategic deployment. In the end, the numbers marched to the beat of our methodological drum, revealing an unexpected and intriguing connection between military education and stock market dynamics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and Amazon.com's stock price (AMZN). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2012 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9824236, r-squared of 0.9651561, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Tactical Tie: Tracing the Ties Between Bachelor's Degrees in Military Technologies and Amazon.com's AMZN Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper sheds light on the intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and the stock price of the e-commerce behemoth, Amazon.com (AMZN). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team delved into a thorough analysis spanning the years 2012 to 2021.

Upon rigorous examination, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9824236 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 came to light, revealing a compellingly strong association between the two variables. The findings indicate that as the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies has increased, Amazon.com's stock price has followed suit, demonstrating a parallel trajectory that cannot be dismissed as merely coincidental.

In light of these results, one might say that the stock market has a penchant for combat-ready investments. It seems as though the world of finance has developed a keen appreciation for the strategic maneuvers and tactical prowess learned in military education. Perhaps the market truly does march to the beat of its own drum – or, in this case, the cadence of military training.

Overall, this study not only reveals an unexpected correlation but also invites a lighthearted reflection on the intriguing interplay between education, investing, and market trends.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
As the old saying goes, "The pen is mightier than the sword," but can a Bachelor's degree in Military technologies also be mightier than a corporate titan like Amazon.com? In this paper, we explore the enthralling connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and the stock price of Amazon.com (AMZN).
It is indeed a curious conundrum to contemplate the association between mastering military tactics and the fluctuations of a stock price. It seems the battlefield has extended to the boardroom, and the combat strategies are evolving from the traditional to the financial. One could even say, the battlefield has become quite lucrative - a true "battle for the bucks," if you will.
Our investigation taps into the world of statistics, data analytics, and financial markets to uncover this unexpected relationship. As we navigate through the data, the numbers reveal a correlation so strong it might make a mathematician's heart skip a beat. It seems the stock market is not just about bulls and bears but also about tanks and drones - a new kind of "military-industrial complex" if you may.
Much like a well-timed ambush, our findings lay bare an association that raises eyebrows and perhaps a few stock portfolios as well. One can't help but wonder if there's a "seal" of approval on military education from the investment community, or if the market is simply marching in lockstep with the graduates on parade. After all, it appears that the market has found a new "weapon of choice" in the form of academically armed graduates.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data collected from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the years 2012 to 2021 revealed a remarkably strong correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and the stock price of Amazon.com (AMZN), with a correlation coefficient of 0.9824236. This finding suggests that as the number of Bachelor's degrees in Military technologies increased, Amazon.com's stock price exhibited a striking parallel upward trajectory. It appears that the market has an affinity for strategists, and the soldiers of finance are indeed armed with degrees.

Our research team also calculated an r-squared value of 0.9651561, indicating that 96.52% of the variability in Amazon.com's stock price can be explained by changes in the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies. It seems the influence of military education on the stock market is nearly as predictable as the cadence of a well-trained marching band.

Furthermore, the statistical analysis yielded a p-value of less than 0.01, signifying a statistically significant relationship between the two variables. This implies that the observed association is unlikely to be a result of random chance, but rather a meaningful connection worthy of further exploration.

Figure 1 displays a scatterplot depicting the strong positive correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees in Military technologies and Amazon.com's stock price. The points on the graph form a pattern reminiscent of a well-organized tactical formation, showcasing the synchronicity between the two variables. It's as if the graph is marching to the beat of a military drum, echoing the resonance of the correlation coefficients.

It seems that in the battle for lucrative investments, a solid foundation in military education might be more than just a "trophy" degree. This unexpected correlation highlights the intriguing interplay between seemingly disparate fields and offers a humorous glimpse into the whims of the financial market.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and Amazon.com's stock price (AMZN). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Tactical Tie: Tracing the Ties Between Bachelor's Degrees in Military Technologies and Amazon.com's AMZN Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper sheds light on the intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and the stock price of the e-commerce behemoth, Amazon.com (AMZN). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team delved into a thorough analysis spanning the years 2012 to 2021.

Upon rigorous examination, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9824236 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 came to light, revealing a compellingly strong association between the two variables. The findings indicate that as the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies has increased, Amazon.com's stock price has followed suit, demonstrating a parallel trajectory that cannot be dismissed as merely coincidental.

In light of these results, one might say that the stock market has a penchant for combat-ready investments. It seems as though the world of finance has developed a keen appreciation for the strategic maneuvers and tactical prowess learned in military education. Perhaps the market truly does march to the beat of its own drum – or, in this case, the cadence of military training.

Overall, this study not only reveals an unexpected correlation but also invites a lighthearted reflection on the intriguing interplay between education, investing, and market trends.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The literature abounds with studies that explore the impact of education on financial market dynamics. Smith et al. (2016) delve into the correlation between educational attainment and stock price movements, while Doe and Jones (2018) investigate the influence of specialized degree programs on investment patterns. These studies provide a solid foundation for understanding the potential interplay between academic pursuits and market behavior.
In "Book," the authors find that the acquisition of specific technical skills through education can indeed shape investment decisions, shedding light on the potential influence of military technology education on stock market trends. Similarly, "Lorem" and "Ipsum" offer insights into the unconventional factors that can drive market dynamics, paving the way for our examination of the connection between Bachelor's degrees in Military technologies and AMZN stock prices.
Moving beyond the realm of non-fiction, literary works such as "The Art of War" and "War and Peace" offer unconventional perspectives on strategic thinking and conflict resolution, findings that might be applicable to the world of investing as well. Furthermore, fictional narratives like "Ready Player One" and "Ender's Game" showcase the potential influence of technological advancements on societal structures, drawing intriguing parallels to the impact of military education on financial markets.
Taking a more whimsical turn, popular internet memes such as the "Distracted Boyfriend" and "Woman Yelling at a Cat" have become emblematic of modern online culture, yet they also provide a humorous lens through which to consider the unexpected correlations uncovered in our research. After all, who would have thought that military education and stock prices could be entangled in a meme-worthy saga of their own?

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data collected from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the years 2012 to 2021 revealed a remarkably strong correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and the stock price of Amazon.com (AMZN), with a correlation coefficient of 0.9824236. This finding suggests that as the number of Bachelor's degrees in Military technologies increased, Amazon.com's stock price exhibited a striking parallel upward trajectory. It appears that the market has an affinity for strategists, and the soldiers of finance are indeed armed with degrees.
Our research team also calculated an r-squared value of 0.9651561, indicating that 96.52% of the variability in Amazon.com's stock price can be explained by changes in the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies. It seems the influence of military education on the stock market is nearly as predictable as the cadence of a well-trained marching band.
Furthermore, the statistical analysis yielded a p-value of less than 0.01, signifying a statistically significant relationship between the two variables. This implies that the observed association is unlikely to be a result of random chance, but rather a meaningful connection worthy of further exploration.
Figure 1 displays a scatterplot depicting the strong positive correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees in Military technologies and Amazon.com's stock price. The points on the graph form a pattern reminiscent of a well-organized tactical formation, showcasing the synchronicity between the two variables. It's as if the graph is marching to the beat of a military drum, echoing the resonance of the correlation coefficients.
It seems that in the battle for lucrative investments, a solid foundation in military education might be more than just a "trophy" degree. This unexpected correlation highlights the intriguing interplay between seemingly disparate fields and offers a humorous glimpse into the whims of the financial market.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study provide robust support for the previous literature that has explored the interrelationship between educational pursuits and market dynamics. Indeed, it appears that the stock market has a remarkable fondness for the strategic acumen and disciplined mindset cultivated through military technology education. Just as a well-orchestrated military operation can lead to victory, it seems that wielding a Bachelor's degree in Military technologies could bolster one's stock portfolio.

Our findings are in perfect harmony with the works of Smith et al. and Doe and Jones, who have laid the groundwork for understanding the influence of specialized educational programs on investment patterns. It seems that the market truly does embrace those with specialized expertise, and it's not just a "war of words" when it comes to the impact of education on financial decisions.

Moreover, the unconventional insights offered by "Lorem" and "Ipsum" into the factors driving market dynamics are further validated by our discoveries. It appears that the impact of military education on stock prices is not just a flight of fancy but a concrete component of market movements. As for the literary and pop culture references, it appears that even "Ender's Game" and "Woman Yelling at a Cat" may hold more relevance to the financial world than previously thought - after all, who knew that memes and market trends could be intertwined in such a thought-provoking manner?

The correlation coefficient of 0.9824236 that we obtained showcases a stunning parallel trajectory between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and Amazon.com's stock price, akin to a well-choreographed tactical maneuver. This apparent synchronization beckons to mind the old adage: "The pen may be mightier than the sword, but a degree in military technology might be mightier than both!"

With an r-squared value of 0.9651561, our study indicates that 96.52% of the variability in Amazon.com's stock price can be explained by changes in the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies. It seems that the influence of military education on the stock market is nearly as predictable as the cadence of a well-trained marching band – a veritable "march of the p-values" in the world of finance.

It is clear that our findings indicate a statistically significant relationship between the two variables, as evidenced by the p-value of less than 0.01. In other words, the correlation we've observed is not just a product of chance but rather a meaningful connection worthy of further contemplation. It appears that buying and "selluting" the influence of military education on stock prices may not be as far-fetched as one might think.

In conclusion, our study has unveiled an unexpectedly strong and meaningful correlation between Bachelor's degrees in Military technologies and AMZN stock prices. This not only sheds light on the intriguing interplay between education and market trends but also invites a lighthearted reflection on the whims and fancies of the financial world. As the saying goes, "the proof of the pudding is in the eating," so it seems that the proof of the market's predilection for military education is indeed in the p-values!


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User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and Amazon.com's stock price (AMZN). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Tactical Tie: Tracing the Ties Between Bachelor's Degrees in Military Technologies and Amazon.com's AMZN Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper sheds light on the intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and the stock price of the e-commerce behemoth, Amazon.com (AMZN). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team delved into a thorough analysis spanning the years 2012 to 2021.

Upon rigorous examination, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9824236 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 came to light, revealing a compellingly strong association between the two variables. The findings indicate that as the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies has increased, Amazon.com's stock price has followed suit, demonstrating a parallel trajectory that cannot be dismissed as merely coincidental.

In light of these results, one might say that the stock market has a penchant for combat-ready investments. It seems as though the world of finance has developed a keen appreciation for the strategic maneuvers and tactical prowess learned in military education. Perhaps the market truly does march to the beat of its own drum – or, in this case, the cadence of military training.

Overall, this study not only reveals an unexpected correlation but also invites a lighthearted reflection on the intriguing interplay between education, investing, and market trends.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
As the old saying goes, "The pen is mightier than the sword," but can a Bachelor's degree in Military technologies also be mightier than a corporate titan like Amazon.com? In this paper, we explore the enthralling connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and the stock price of Amazon.com (AMZN).
It is indeed a curious conundrum to contemplate the association between mastering military tactics and the fluctuations of a stock price. It seems the battlefield has extended to the boardroom, and the combat strategies are evolving from the traditional to the financial. One could even say, the battlefield has become quite lucrative - a true "battle for the bucks," if you will.
Our investigation taps into the world of statistics, data analytics, and financial markets to uncover this unexpected relationship. As we navigate through the data, the numbers reveal a correlation so strong it might make a mathematician's heart skip a beat. It seems the stock market is not just about bulls and bears but also about tanks and drones - a new kind of "military-industrial complex" if you may.
Much like a well-timed ambush, our findings lay bare an association that raises eyebrows and perhaps a few stock portfolios as well. One can't help but wonder if there's a "seal" of approval on military education from the investment community, or if the market is simply marching in lockstep with the graduates on parade. After all, it appears that the market has found a new "weapon of choice" in the form of academically armed graduates.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data collected from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the years 2012 to 2021 revealed a remarkably strong correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and the stock price of Amazon.com (AMZN), with a correlation coefficient of 0.9824236. This finding suggests that as the number of Bachelor's degrees in Military technologies increased, Amazon.com's stock price exhibited a striking parallel upward trajectory. It appears that the market has an affinity for strategists, and the soldiers of finance are indeed armed with degrees.
Our research team also calculated an r-squared value of 0.9651561, indicating that 96.52% of the variability in Amazon.com's stock price can be explained by changes in the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies. It seems the influence of military education on the stock market is nearly as predictable as the cadence of a well-trained marching band.
Furthermore, the statistical analysis yielded a p-value of less than 0.01, signifying a statistically significant relationship between the two variables. This implies that the observed association is unlikely to be a result of random chance, but rather a meaningful connection worthy of further exploration.
Figure 1 displays a scatterplot depicting the strong positive correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees in Military technologies and Amazon.com's stock price. The points on the graph form a pattern reminiscent of a well-organized tactical formation, showcasing the synchronicity between the two variables. It's as if the graph is marching to the beat of a military drum, echoing the resonance of the correlation coefficients.
It seems that in the battle for lucrative investments, a solid foundation in military education might be more than just a "trophy" degree. This unexpected correlation highlights the intriguing interplay between seemingly disparate fields and offers a humorous glimpse into the whims of the financial market.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



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[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has unveiled a compelling connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and Amazon.com's stock price, suggesting that the world of finance has a curious affinity for the tactical prowess and strategic acumen fostered by military education. It appears that in the battle for profitable investments, a deep understanding of "military maneuvers" may not just be a flight of fancy, but rather a serious consideration for the discerning investor.

Our findings humorously highlight the notion that the stock market may indeed have a "soft spot" for graduates versed in tactical skills, morphing into a "market for markets." One could even jest that the financial world now seeks "stock strategists" in both the literal and figurative sense.

One can't help but contemplate whether the upward trajectory of Amazon.com's stock price is truly marching in step with the increased numbers of military-educated graduates, or if this relationship is merely a statistical fluke. After all, it seems that the stock market has a flair for the dramatic, embracing correlations as striking as a precision missile strike.

Overall, this study playfully underscores the unexpected correlations lurking within the financial realm, subtly nudging the reader to appreciate the whimsical aspects of market dynamics and the multifaceted influences that shape investment trends.

With that being said, it is clear that further research in this area may not be necessary. It appears that our exploration has captured the essence of this unexpected correlation, and it's time to "retreat" from further investigation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Tactical Tie: Tracing the Ties Between Bachelor's Degrees in Military Technologies and Amazon.com's AMZN Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Military Tech Finance and Fashion


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User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Tactical Tie: Tracing the Ties Between Bachelor's Degrees in Military Technologies and Amazon.com's AMZN Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Association for Military Technology and Retail Investment Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Tactical Tie: Tracing the Ties Between Bachelor's Degrees in Military Technologies and Amazon.com's AMZN Stock Price with an abstract of This research paper sheds light on the intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and the stock price of the e-commerce behemoth, Amazon.com (AMZN). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team delved into a thorough analysis spanning the years 2012 to 2021.
Upon rigorous examination, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9824236 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 came to light, revealing a compellingly strong association between the two variables. The findings indicate that as the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies has increased, Amazon.com's stock price has followed suit, demonstrating a parallel trajectory that cannot be dismissed as merely coincidental.
In light of these results, one might say that the stock market has a penchant for combat-ready investments. It seems as though the world of finance has developed a keen appreciation for the strategic maneuvers and tactical prowess learned in military education. Perhaps the market truly does march to the beat of its own drum – or, in this case, the cadence of military training.
Overall, this study not only reveals an unexpected correlation but also invites a lighthearted reflection on the intriguing interplay between education, investing, and market trends.

ChatGPT:

"military technologies bachelor's degrees, Amazon stock price, correlation, National Center for Education Statistics data, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv, stock market correlation, military education in finance, market trends"

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Data details

Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies
Detailed data title: Bachelor's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions, in field of study: Military technologies and applied sciences
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
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Amazon.com's stock price (AMZN)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Amazon.com (AMZN) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

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Correlation r = 0.9824236 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9651561 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 96.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Amazon.com's stock price (AMZN)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies) over the 10 years from 2012 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 4.09E-7. 0.0000004087989447855649000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.98 in 4.09E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 2,446,190 random variables You don't actually need 2 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.92, 1 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies (Degrees awarded)8610518527635846965576711561524
Amazon.com's stock price (AMZN) (Stock price)8.7912.819.9415.6332.8137.958.673.2693.75163.5




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([86,105,185,276,358,469,655,767,1156,1524,])
array_2 = np.array([8.79,12.8,19.94,15.63,32.81,37.9,58.6,73.26,93.75,163.5,])
array_1_name = "Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies"
array_2_name = "Amazon.com's stock price (AMZN)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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