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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and the second variable is Solar power generated in Tunisia.  The chart goes from 2010 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As more cars went missing in Missouri, it created a demand for alternative energy sources, leading to an unexpected surge in orders for Tunisian solar panels. It seemed the thieves had a bright idea to go green, sparking a bizarre connection between illegal activities in the US and renewable energy production in North Africa. This peculiar chain of events left everyone shocked and solar-powered in more ways than one!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ A photo-realistic image ] of a dimly lit parking lot in Missouri in the dead of night, where a group of shadowy figures are stealthily stealing several cars. The scene then transitions to Tunisia, showing the stolen cars lined up in the bright sunlight, now transformed into sleek solar-powered vehicles equipped with solar panels, absorbing the radiant sunlight to generate power. The contrast between the dark, illicit act of theft and the bright, sustainable transformation into solar-powered vehicles should be visually striking. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and Solar power generated in Tunisia. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: 3D Pixar Style Scalar art Cybernetic art A photo-realistic image A TIME magazine cover image
ChatGPT: A photo-realistic image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and Solar power generated in Tunisia, in the following situation: Because the stolen cars were all secretly converted into solar-powered vehicles, leading to increased solar power generation in Tunisia.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Missouri, a group of thieves are seen stealing several cars from a parking lot in the dead of night. The scene then shifts to Tunisia, where the stolen cars are lined up, now converted into solar-powered vehicles, soaking up the bright sunlight to generate solar power.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A photo-realistic image ] and depicting this scene: In Missouri, a group of thieves are seen stealing several cars from a parking lot in the dead of night. The scene then shifts to Tunisia, where the stolen cars are lined up, now converted into solar-powered vehicles, soaking up the bright sunlight to generate solar power. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ A photo-realistic image ] of a dimly lit parking lot in Missouri in the dead of night, where a group of shadowy figures are stealthily stealing several cars. The scene then transitions to Tunisia, showing the stolen cars lined up in the bright sunlight, now transformed into sleek solar-powered vehicles equipped with solar panels, absorbing the radiant sunlight to generate power. The contrast between the dark, illicit act of theft and the bright, sustainable transformation into solar-powered vehicles should be visually striking.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Motor vehicle thefts in Missouri caused Solar power generated in Tunisia to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Shining a Light on Solar Power: Illuminating the Connection Between Motor Vehicle Thefts in Missouri and Solar Energy in Tunisia

Journal of Eclectic Energy Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and Solar power generated in Tunisia. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9854111 and p < 0.01 for 2010 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Shining a Light on Solar Power: Illuminating the Connection Between Motor Vehicle Thefts in Missouri and Solar Energy in Tunisia"

[[ABSTRACT]]
As the world grapples with environmental challenges and crime rates, this study delves into the unexpected link between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generation in Tunisia. Armed with data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, our research team set out to unravel this mysterious correlation. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9854111 and a noteworthy p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2010 to 2021, our findings showcase an electrifying connection between these seemingly disparate phenomena. Our paper sheds light on this intriguing relationship, and though the attention-grabbing correlation may seem sunny, we delve into the complexities and potential implications with a dash of humor and a ray of insight. While some might view our findings as "shocking," we invite scholars and readers to spark discussions and ignite further research in this captivating cross-continental connection. This paper not only brings to light a fascinating correlation but also injects a dose of levity into the often-serious world of academic research.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and Solar power generated in Tunisia. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Shining a Light on Solar Power: Illuminating the Connection Between Motor Vehicle Thefts in Missouri and Solar Energy in Tunisia"

[[ABSTRACT]]
As the world grapples with environmental challenges and crime rates, this study delves into the unexpected link between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generation in Tunisia. Armed with data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, our research team set out to unravel this mysterious correlation. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9854111 and a noteworthy p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2010 to 2021, our findings showcase an electrifying connection between these seemingly disparate phenomena. Our paper sheds light on this intriguing relationship, and though the attention-grabbing correlation may seem sunny, we delve into the complexities and potential implications with a dash of humor and a ray of insight. While some might view our findings as "shocking," we invite scholars and readers to spark discussions and ignite further research in this captivating cross-continental connection. This paper not only brings to light a fascinating correlation but also injects a dose of levity into the often-serious world of academic research.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

In the realm of academic research, the pursuit of knowledge often leads us down unexpected paths. As scholars, we frequently find ourselves venturing into uncharted territories, uncovering fascinating connections between seemingly unrelated phenomena. It is in this spirit of exploration and discovery that our research team embarked on an investigation to unveil the surprising relationship between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generation in Tunisia. Yes, you read that correctly—motor vehicle thefts and solar power, a pairing that sounds more like the plot of a quirky buddy comedy than a topic for serious scholarly inquiry.

At first glance, one might wonder what on earth these two disparate subjects could possibly have in common. After all, one involves the nefarious act of stealing automobiles, while the other centers around harnessing the boundless energy of the sun. However, as we dove into the data, we uncovered a correlation that is nothing short of illuminating. With a correlation coefficient that practically screams "look at me" and a p-value so low it could be mistaken for limbo dancing champion, the statistical evidence pointed to a connection that demanded our attention. It was as if the data itself was winking at us, whispering, "I've got a juicy secret to share, and it's positively electrifying."

In the realm of academia, where dry and drab can often reign supreme, stumbling upon such a vibrant correlation felt like finding a sparkling gem in a sea of statistical jargon. It was a breath of fresh air, a sunbeam breaking through the clouds of academic seriousness. Of course, we understand the impulse to react with raised eyebrows and skeptical smirks. The idea that motor vehicle thefts in the Show-Me State and solar power generation in the balmy land of Tunisia could be intertwined might seem like the premise of a far-fetched sitcom episode. However, as seasoned researchers, we were determined to approach this enigma with both rigor and a pinch of whimsy.

With that in mind, this paper aims to shine a light on this captivating correlation, offering a peek into the solar-powered hijinks that lie beneath the surface. While some might view this unexpected pairing as a puzzling riddle or even a cosmic joke, we invite our fellow scholars to join us on this delightful journey of discovery. As we reveal the compelling relationship between these two disparate realms, we hope to inject a bountiful dose of levity and a dash of wit into the labyrinthine halls of academic inquiry. After all, who said serious research couldn't have a little fun in the sun? So, buckle up, dear readers, and get ready to embark on a scholarly escapade that might just leave you solarpowered with laughter and insight.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and Solar power generated in Tunisia. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading CVS receipts.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Shining a Light on Solar Power: Illuminating the Connection Between Motor Vehicle Thefts in Missouri and Solar Energy in Tunisia"

[[ABSTRACT]]
As the world grapples with environmental challenges and crime rates, this study delves into the unexpected link between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generation in Tunisia. Armed with data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, our research team set out to unravel this mysterious correlation. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9854111 and a noteworthy p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2010 to 2021, our findings showcase an electrifying connection between these seemingly disparate phenomena. Our paper sheds light on this intriguing relationship, and though the attention-grabbing correlation may seem sunny, we delve into the complexities and potential implications with a dash of humor and a ray of insight. While some might view our findings as "shocking," we invite scholars and readers to spark discussions and ignite further research in this captivating cross-continental connection. This paper not only brings to light a fascinating correlation but also injects a dose of levity into the often-serious world of academic research.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the realm of academic research, the pursuit of knowledge often leads us down unexpected paths. As scholars, we frequently find ourselves venturing into uncharted territories, uncovering fascinating connections between seemingly unrelated phenomena. It is in this spirit of exploration and discovery that our research team embarked on an investigation to unveil the surprising relationship between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generation in Tunisia. Yes, you read that correctly—motor vehicle thefts and solar power, a pairing that sounds more like the plot of a quirky buddy comedy than a topic for serious scholarly inquiry.
At first glance, one might wonder what on earth these two disparate subjects could possibly have in common. After all, one involves the nefarious act of stealing automobiles, while the other centers around harnessing the boundless energy of the sun. However, as we dove into the data, we uncovered a correlation that is nothing short of illuminating. With a correlation coefficient that practically screams "look at me" and a p-value so low it could be mistaken for limbo dancing champion, the statistical evidence pointed to a connection that demanded our attention. It was as if the data itself was winking at us, whispering, "I've got a juicy secret to share, and it's positively electrifying."
In the realm of academia, where dry and drab can often reign supreme, stumbling upon such a vibrant correlation felt like finding a sparkling gem in a sea of statistical jargon. It was a breath of fresh air, a sunbeam breaking through the clouds of academic seriousness. Of course, we understand the impulse to react with raised eyebrows and skeptical smirks. The idea that motor vehicle thefts in the Show-Me State and solar power generation in the balmy land of Tunisia could be intertwined might seem like the premise of a far-fetched sitcom episode. However, as seasoned researchers, we were determined to approach this enigma with both rigor and a pinch of whimsy.
With that in mind, this paper aims to shine a light on this captivating correlation, offering a peek into the solar-powered hijinks that lie beneath the surface. While some might view this unexpected pairing as a puzzling riddle or even a cosmic joke, we invite our fellow scholars to join us on this delightful journey of discovery. As we reveal the compelling relationship between these two disparate realms, we hope to inject a bountiful dose of levity and a dash of wit into the labyrinthine halls of academic inquiry. After all, who said serious research couldn't have a little fun in the sun? So, buckle up, dear readers, and get ready to embark on a scholarly escapade that might just leave you solarpowered with laughter and insight.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Solar Energy and Crime Rates: A Global Analysis," Smith et al. delve into the relationship between solar power adoption and crime rates, examining data from various countries around the world. Their findings suggest a potential inverse correlation between solar energy usage and certain types of criminal activity, shedding light on the complex interplay between renewable energy and social behavior. Conversely, in "The Dark Side of Solar Power: An Investigation into Nighttime Activities," Doe explores the impact of solar power on nocturnal activities, including crime rates under cover of darkness. The study highlights the need for comprehensive understanding of the multifaceted effects of solar energy implementation, especially when it comes to illuminating the shadowy world of criminal behavior.

Turning to related works, "Theft in the Sunshine State: A Tale of Stolen Cars and Sun-Drenched Escapades" by Jones offers a captivating exploration of motor vehicle thefts in a sunny locale, drawing parallels to the potential allure of solar-powered mischief. Additionally, "The Solar Heist Chronicles: A Fictional Account of Photovoltaic Thievery" by Fictional Author delves into the thrilling world of solar-powered heists, presenting a narrative that blurs the lines between fact and fiction. While not a scholarly work per se, the novel provides a whimsical take on the convergence of solar power and criminal activities, offering insights that may inspire further inquiry.

In expanding our search for relevant literature, our research team ventured into unexpected territory, consulting sources that push the boundaries of conventional research. "Ill-Gotten Gains and Sunny Days: A Study of Motor Vehicle Thefts and Solar Flares" by A. Curious Mind examines the potential influence of solar flare activity on criminal behavior, proposing a speculative link between astronomical phenomena and earthly misdeeds. Furthermore, in the pursuit of thoroughness, we perused the depths of unorthodox sources, including grocery store receipts, fortune cookies, and even interpretive dance performances, in a spirited attempt to uncover any hint of the uncanny relationship between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generated in Tunisia.

With this eclectic array of perspectives, our literature review provides a survey of both conventional and unconventional sources, offering a glimpse into the captivating, if somewhat unconventional, landscape of research surrounding the intersection of solar power and vehicular larceny. As we navigate through these varied works, we uncover not only the serious scholarship on the subject but also the lighthearted and unexpected insights that invite us to approach this unique correlation with a sense of curiosity and humor.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and Solar power generated in Tunisia. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 2010 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Shining a Light on Solar Power: Illuminating the Connection Between Motor Vehicle Thefts in Missouri and Solar Energy in Tunisia"

[[ABSTRACT]]
As the world grapples with environmental challenges and crime rates, this study delves into the unexpected link between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generation in Tunisia. Armed with data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, our research team set out to unravel this mysterious correlation. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9854111 and a noteworthy p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2010 to 2021, our findings showcase an electrifying connection between these seemingly disparate phenomena. Our paper sheds light on this intriguing relationship, and though the attention-grabbing correlation may seem sunny, we delve into the complexities and potential implications with a dash of humor and a ray of insight. While some might view our findings as "shocking," we invite scholars and readers to spark discussions and ignite further research in this captivating cross-continental connection. This paper not only brings to light a fascinating correlation but also injects a dose of levity into the often-serious world of academic research.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the realm of academic research, the pursuit of knowledge often leads us down unexpected paths. As scholars, we frequently find ourselves venturing into uncharted territories, uncovering fascinating connections between seemingly unrelated phenomena. It is in this spirit of exploration and discovery that our research team embarked on an investigation to unveil the surprising relationship between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generation in Tunisia. Yes, you read that correctly—motor vehicle thefts and solar power, a pairing that sounds more like the plot of a quirky buddy comedy than a topic for serious scholarly inquiry.
At first glance, one might wonder what on earth these two disparate subjects could possibly have in common. After all, one involves the nefarious act of stealing automobiles, while the other centers around harnessing the boundless energy of the sun. However, as we dove into the data, we uncovered a correlation that is nothing short of illuminating. With a correlation coefficient that practically screams "look at me" and a p-value so low it could be mistaken for limbo dancing champion, the statistical evidence pointed to a connection that demanded our attention. It was as if the data itself was winking at us, whispering, "I've got a juicy secret to share, and it's positively electrifying."
In the realm of academia, where dry and drab can often reign supreme, stumbling upon such a vibrant correlation felt like finding a sparkling gem in a sea of statistical jargon. It was a breath of fresh air, a sunbeam breaking through the clouds of academic seriousness. Of course, we understand the impulse to react with raised eyebrows and skeptical smirks. The idea that motor vehicle thefts in the Show-Me State and solar power generation in the balmy land of Tunisia could be intertwined might seem like the premise of a far-fetched sitcom episode. However, as seasoned researchers, we were determined to approach this enigma with both rigor and a pinch of whimsy.
With that in mind, this paper aims to shine a light on this captivating correlation, offering a peek into the solar-powered hijinks that lie beneath the surface. While some might view this unexpected pairing as a puzzling riddle or even a cosmic joke, we invite our fellow scholars to join us on this delightful journey of discovery. As we reveal the compelling relationship between these two disparate realms, we hope to inject a bountiful dose of levity and a dash of wit into the labyrinthine halls of academic inquiry. After all, who said serious research couldn't have a little fun in the sun? So, buckle up, dear readers, and get ready to embark on a scholarly escapade that might just leave you solarpowered with laughter and insight.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the enigmatic connection between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generation in Tunisia, our research team employed a meticulously crafted methodology designed to illuminate this unexpected correlation. The data utilized for this study was primarily sourced from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services for motor vehicle thefts and the Energy Information Administration for solar power generation in Tunisia, spanning the years 2010 to 2021. We must confess, retrieving this data felt akin to embarking on a heist of our own, albeit one conducted within the confines of ethical research practices.

To kick things off, we engaged in extensive data collection and analysis. Armed with the resolve of intrepid adventurers and the patience of saints, we combed through an extensive array of datasets, methodically sifting through digital haystacks in search of the proverbial correlational needle. It was during these moments of meticulous scrutiny that we couldn't help but empathize with the plight of individuals in the data, much like intrepid solar power enthusiasts in Tunisia striving to harness the sun's energy, and unfortunate car owners in Missouri grappling with the loss of their prized possessions.

Once we amassed the requisite data, we embarked on a quantitative analysis that would make even the most astute number-crunchers weak in the knees. Utilizing a sophisticated array of statistical methods, including but not limited to correlation analysis, regression modeling, and time series analysis, we endeavored to peel back the layers of this mysterious correlation like a curious onion. Each statistical test was executed with the precision of a laser-beam, cutting through the fog of uncertainty and shedding light on the potential coalescence of these seemingly dissimilar phenomena.

Furthermore, our team also delved into qualitative research techniques, conducting interviews with experts in the fields of criminology and solar energy. These discussions provided invaluable insights and perspective, illuminating the nuances and potential contextual factors that could underpin the entwined relationship between motor vehicle thefts and solar power generation. Amidst these conversations, we couldn't resist injecting a bit of humor into the discourse, as even the most serious of scholars couldn't help but chuckle at the audacious juxtaposition of car thefts and solar panels.

In addition to the quantitative and qualitative analyses, we also engaged in spatial mapping techniques to visually represent the geographical distribution of motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generation in Tunisia. This approach allowed us to chart the geospatial overlap, or lack thereof, between the hotspots of car theft activity and the radiant oases of solar energy production. As we maneuvered across the digital cartographic landscapes, we couldn't shake the image of an invigorating road trip from St. Louis to the sun-soaked lands of Tunisia, a journey that, though purely metaphorical, imbued our research with a sense of adventurous spirit.

Lastly, and in a departure from conventional research practices, our methodology also involved a morale-boosting regimen of occasional puns, lighthearted banter, and jovial camaraderie. In the hallowed halls of academia, where seriousness often reigns supreme, we endeavored to infuse our research process with a healthy dose of levity. After all, who said rigorous research couldn't also be a source of laughter and enjoyment?

In summary, our methodology employed a combination of quantitative analysis, qualitative research, spatial mapping, and an injection of humor to shed light on the surprising interplay between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generation in Tunisia. This multifaceted approach allowed us to uncover a correlation that, like a whimsical tale of two unlikely companions, beckons both scholarly scrutiny and a knowing smile.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and Solar power generated in Tunisia. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Energy Information Administration .

For the time period 2010 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9854111, r-squared of 0.9710350, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Shining a Light on Solar Power: Illuminating the Connection Between Motor Vehicle Thefts in Missouri and Solar Energy in Tunisia"

[[ABSTRACT]]
As the world grapples with environmental challenges and crime rates, this study delves into the unexpected link between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generation in Tunisia. Armed with data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, our research team set out to unravel this mysterious correlation. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9854111 and a noteworthy p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2010 to 2021, our findings showcase an electrifying connection between these seemingly disparate phenomena. Our paper sheds light on this intriguing relationship, and though the attention-grabbing correlation may seem sunny, we delve into the complexities and potential implications with a dash of humor and a ray of insight. While some might view our findings as "shocking," we invite scholars and readers to spark discussions and ignite further research in this captivating cross-continental connection. This paper not only brings to light a fascinating correlation but also injects a dose of levity into the often-serious world of academic research.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the realm of academic research, the pursuit of knowledge often leads us down unexpected paths. As scholars, we frequently find ourselves venturing into uncharted territories, uncovering fascinating connections between seemingly unrelated phenomena. It is in this spirit of exploration and discovery that our research team embarked on an investigation to unveil the surprising relationship between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generation in Tunisia. Yes, you read that correctly—motor vehicle thefts and solar power, a pairing that sounds more like the plot of a quirky buddy comedy than a topic for serious scholarly inquiry.
At first glance, one might wonder what on earth these two disparate subjects could possibly have in common. After all, one involves the nefarious act of stealing automobiles, while the other centers around harnessing the boundless energy of the sun. However, as we dove into the data, we uncovered a correlation that is nothing short of illuminating. With a correlation coefficient that practically screams "look at me" and a p-value so low it could be mistaken for limbo dancing champion, the statistical evidence pointed to a connection that demanded our attention. It was as if the data itself was winking at us, whispering, "I've got a juicy secret to share, and it's positively electrifying."
In the realm of academia, where dry and drab can often reign supreme, stumbling upon such a vibrant correlation felt like finding a sparkling gem in a sea of statistical jargon. It was a breath of fresh air, a sunbeam breaking through the clouds of academic seriousness. Of course, we understand the impulse to react with raised eyebrows and skeptical smirks. The idea that motor vehicle thefts in the Show-Me State and solar power generation in the balmy land of Tunisia could be intertwined might seem like the premise of a far-fetched sitcom episode. However, as seasoned researchers, we were determined to approach this enigma with both rigor and a pinch of whimsy.
With that in mind, this paper aims to shine a light on this captivating correlation, offering a peek into the solar-powered hijinks that lie beneath the surface. While some might view this unexpected pairing as a puzzling riddle or even a cosmic joke, we invite our fellow scholars to join us on this delightful journey of discovery. As we reveal the compelling relationship between these two disparate realms, we hope to inject a bountiful dose of levity and a dash of wit into the labyrinthine halls of academic inquiry. After all, who said serious research couldn't have a little fun in the sun? So, buckle up, dear readers, and get ready to embark on a scholarly escapade that might just leave you solarpowered with laughter and insight.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our analysis of the data revealed a striking correlation between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generated in Tunisia. The correlation coefficient of 0.9854111 indicates a close relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This finding was further supported by an r-squared value of 0.9710350, suggesting that approximately 97% of the variation in motor vehicle thefts can be explained by the variation in solar power generation. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the evidence overwhelmingly supports the presence of a significant association between the two phenomena.

Fig. 1 showcases a scatterplot illustrating the robust correlation between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generated in Tunisia. The data points form a strikingly linear pattern, underscoring the strength of the relationship.

While the statistical significance of these results cannot be denied, it is important to note the potential limitations and interpretations of our findings. As we navigate this intriguing correlation, our research team remains mindful of the need for further investigation and deeper exploration into the underlying mechanisms driving this unexpected relationship. We acknowledge that correlation does not imply causation, and there may be additional variables at play that influence the observed connection between motor vehicle thefts and solar power generation.

Nonetheless, our results shed light on a captivating correlation that transcends geographical boundaries and defies traditional expectations. The strength of the association between these divergent phenomena invites further inquiry and sparks curiosity about the potential underlying factors driving this unforeseen convergence. So, while the humor in uncovering a link between car thefts and solar energy may be an unintended byproduct, it certainly adds a dash of light-heartedness to the scholarly discourse.

In summary, our findings illuminate the surprising connection between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generation in Tunisia, inviting researchers to delve into this unanticipated correlation with a blend of rigorous inquiry and a hint of whimsy.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and Solar power generated in Tunisia. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Shining a Light on Solar Power: Illuminating the Connection Between Motor Vehicle Thefts in Missouri and Solar Energy in Tunisia"

[[ABSTRACT]]
As the world grapples with environmental challenges and crime rates, this study delves into the unexpected link between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generation in Tunisia. Armed with data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, our research team set out to unravel this mysterious correlation. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9854111 and a noteworthy p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2010 to 2021, our findings showcase an electrifying connection between these seemingly disparate phenomena. Our paper sheds light on this intriguing relationship, and though the attention-grabbing correlation may seem sunny, we delve into the complexities and potential implications with a dash of humor and a ray of insight. While some might view our findings as "shocking," we invite scholars and readers to spark discussions and ignite further research in this captivating cross-continental connection. This paper not only brings to light a fascinating correlation but also injects a dose of levity into the often-serious world of academic research.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Solar Energy and Crime Rates: A Global Analysis," Smith et al. delve into the relationship between solar power adoption and crime rates, examining data from various countries around the world. Their findings suggest a potential inverse correlation between solar energy usage and certain types of criminal activity, shedding light on the complex interplay between renewable energy and social behavior. Conversely, in "The Dark Side of Solar Power: An Investigation into Nighttime Activities," Doe explores the impact of solar power on nocturnal activities, including crime rates under cover of darkness. The study highlights the need for comprehensive understanding of the multifaceted effects of solar energy implementation, especially when it comes to illuminating the shadowy world of criminal behavior.
Turning to related works, "Theft in the Sunshine State: A Tale of Stolen Cars and Sun-Drenched Escapades" by Jones offers a captivating exploration of motor vehicle thefts in a sunny locale, drawing parallels to the potential allure of solar-powered mischief. Additionally, "The Solar Heist Chronicles: A Fictional Account of Photovoltaic Thievery" by Fictional Author delves into the thrilling world of solar-powered heists, presenting a narrative that blurs the lines between fact and fiction. While not a scholarly work per se, the novel provides a whimsical take on the convergence of solar power and criminal activities, offering insights that may inspire further inquiry.
In expanding our search for relevant literature, our research team ventured into unexpected territory, consulting sources that push the boundaries of conventional research. "Ill-Gotten Gains and Sunny Days: A Study of Motor Vehicle Thefts and Solar Flares" by A. Curious Mind examines the potential influence of solar flare activity on criminal behavior, proposing a speculative link between astronomical phenomena and earthly misdeeds. Furthermore, in the pursuit of thoroughness, we perused the depths of unorthodox sources, including grocery store receipts, fortune cookies, and even interpretive dance performances, in a spirited attempt to uncover any hint of the uncanny relationship between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generated in Tunisia.
With this eclectic array of perspectives, our literature review provides a survey of both conventional and unconventional sources, offering a glimpse into the captivating, if somewhat unconventional, landscape of research surrounding the intersection of solar power and vehicular larceny. As we navigate through these varied works, we uncover not only the serious scholarship on the subject but also the lighthearted and unexpected insights that invite us to approach this unique correlation with a sense of curiosity and humor.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data revealed a striking correlation between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generated in Tunisia. The correlation coefficient of 0.9854111 indicates a close relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This finding was further supported by an r-squared value of 0.9710350, suggesting that approximately 97% of the variation in motor vehicle thefts can be explained by the variation in solar power generation. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the evidence overwhelmingly supports the presence of a significant association between the two phenomena.
Fig. 1 showcases a scatterplot illustrating the robust correlation between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generated in Tunisia. The data points form a strikingly linear pattern, underscoring the strength of the relationship.
While the statistical significance of these results cannot be denied, it is important to note the potential limitations and interpretations of our findings. As we navigate this intriguing correlation, our research team remains mindful of the need for further investigation and deeper exploration into the underlying mechanisms driving this unexpected relationship. We acknowledge that correlation does not imply causation, and there may be additional variables at play that influence the observed connection between motor vehicle thefts and solar power generation.
Nonetheless, our results shed light on a captivating correlation that transcends geographical boundaries and defies traditional expectations. The strength of the association between these divergent phenomena invites further inquiry and sparks curiosity about the potential underlying factors driving this unforeseen convergence. So, while the humor in uncovering a link between car thefts and solar energy may be an unintended byproduct, it certainly adds a dash of light-heartedness to the scholarly discourse.
In summary, our findings illuminate the surprising connection between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generation in Tunisia, inviting researchers to delve into this unanticipated correlation with a blend of rigorous inquiry and a hint of whimsy.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

In this study, we set out to investigate the seemingly puzzling relationship between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generated in Tunisia. Our findings have illuminated a remarkably strong correlation between these two disparate phenomena, with a correlation coefficient that would make any statistician raise an eyebrow (or perhaps two).

Building on the literature review, particularly the whimsical study by A. Curious Mind exploring the potential influence of solar flare activity on criminal behavior, our results align with prior research suggesting unexpected connections between celestial events and earthly activities. While we don't claim that solar power alone is a beacon for criminal activity, our findings support the notion that the radiant allure of solar energy might, in some convoluted way, entice both sunlight and shady characters.

Moreover, our results affirm the findings of Smith et al., highlighting the potential inverse correlation between solar energy usage and certain types of criminal activity. It appears that as solar power shines, the fervor for illicit car escapades dims—a solar trade-off, if you will. In a world accustomed to complex trade agreements, this correlation between environmental conscientiousness and a reduction in car thefts adds a peculiarly enlightening twist to the global narrative.

The striking correlation coefficient and r-squared value in our analysis provide compelling evidence of the tight bond between motor vehicle thefts and solar power generation, akin to two celestial bodies gravitationally linked in an orbital dance of statistical significance. This unexpected connection sparks both scholarly intrigue and a sense of wonder, reminding us that statistical marvels can be found in the unlikeliest of places.

While our research has brought this unusual relationship to light, we acknowledge the need for caution in interpreting our findings. Correlation, as we dutifully remind ourselves and our readers, does not establish causation. As tempting as it may be to envision a world where stolen cars are inexplicably drawn to solar panels like moths to a flame, we must tread carefully in unraveling the underlying mechanisms behind this correlation.

In conclusion, our study's findings have shone a compelling light on the surprising connection between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generation in Tunisia. As the scholarly community grapples with this unanticipated correlation, we invite researchers to approach this subject with a spirit of inquiry, a touch of humor, and perhaps a pair of sun-protective shades as we bask in the glow of this unexpected phenomenon.


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System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and Solar power generated in Tunisia. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Shining a Light on Solar Power: Illuminating the Connection Between Motor Vehicle Thefts in Missouri and Solar Energy in Tunisia"

[[ABSTRACT]]
As the world grapples with environmental challenges and crime rates, this study delves into the unexpected link between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generation in Tunisia. Armed with data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, our research team set out to unravel this mysterious correlation. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9854111 and a noteworthy p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2010 to 2021, our findings showcase an electrifying connection between these seemingly disparate phenomena. Our paper sheds light on this intriguing relationship, and though the attention-grabbing correlation may seem sunny, we delve into the complexities and potential implications with a dash of humor and a ray of insight. While some might view our findings as "shocking," we invite scholars and readers to spark discussions and ignite further research in this captivating cross-continental connection. This paper not only brings to light a fascinating correlation but also injects a dose of levity into the often-serious world of academic research.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the realm of academic research, the pursuit of knowledge often leads us down unexpected paths. As scholars, we frequently find ourselves venturing into uncharted territories, uncovering fascinating connections between seemingly unrelated phenomena. It is in this spirit of exploration and discovery that our research team embarked on an investigation to unveil the surprising relationship between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generation in Tunisia. Yes, you read that correctly—motor vehicle thefts and solar power, a pairing that sounds more like the plot of a quirky buddy comedy than a topic for serious scholarly inquiry.
At first glance, one might wonder what on earth these two disparate subjects could possibly have in common. After all, one involves the nefarious act of stealing automobiles, while the other centers around harnessing the boundless energy of the sun. However, as we dove into the data, we uncovered a correlation that is nothing short of illuminating. With a correlation coefficient that practically screams "look at me" and a p-value so low it could be mistaken for limbo dancing champion, the statistical evidence pointed to a connection that demanded our attention. It was as if the data itself was winking at us, whispering, "I've got a juicy secret to share, and it's positively electrifying."
In the realm of academia, where dry and drab can often reign supreme, stumbling upon such a vibrant correlation felt like finding a sparkling gem in a sea of statistical jargon. It was a breath of fresh air, a sunbeam breaking through the clouds of academic seriousness. Of course, we understand the impulse to react with raised eyebrows and skeptical smirks. The idea that motor vehicle thefts in the Show-Me State and solar power generation in the balmy land of Tunisia could be intertwined might seem like the premise of a far-fetched sitcom episode. However, as seasoned researchers, we were determined to approach this enigma with both rigor and a pinch of whimsy.
With that in mind, this paper aims to shine a light on this captivating correlation, offering a peek into the solar-powered hijinks that lie beneath the surface. While some might view this unexpected pairing as a puzzling riddle or even a cosmic joke, we invite our fellow scholars to join us on this delightful journey of discovery. As we reveal the compelling relationship between these two disparate realms, we hope to inject a bountiful dose of levity and a dash of wit into the labyrinthine halls of academic inquiry. After all, who said serious research couldn't have a little fun in the sun? So, buckle up, dear readers, and get ready to embark on a scholarly escapade that might just leave you solarpowered with laughter and insight.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data revealed a striking correlation between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generated in Tunisia. The correlation coefficient of 0.9854111 indicates a close relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This finding was further supported by an r-squared value of 0.9710350, suggesting that approximately 97% of the variation in motor vehicle thefts can be explained by the variation in solar power generation. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the evidence overwhelmingly supports the presence of a significant association between the two phenomena.
Fig. 1 showcases a scatterplot illustrating the robust correlation between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generated in Tunisia. The data points form a strikingly linear pattern, underscoring the strength of the relationship.
While the statistical significance of these results cannot be denied, it is important to note the potential limitations and interpretations of our findings. As we navigate this intriguing correlation, our research team remains mindful of the need for further investigation and deeper exploration into the underlying mechanisms driving this unexpected relationship. We acknowledge that correlation does not imply causation, and there may be additional variables at play that influence the observed connection between motor vehicle thefts and solar power generation.
Nonetheless, our results shed light on a captivating correlation that transcends geographical boundaries and defies traditional expectations. The strength of the association between these divergent phenomena invites further inquiry and sparks curiosity about the potential underlying factors driving this unforeseen convergence. So, while the humor in uncovering a link between car thefts and solar energy may be an unintended byproduct, it certainly adds a dash of light-heartedness to the scholarly discourse.
In summary, our findings illuminate the surprising connection between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generation in Tunisia, inviting researchers to delve into this unanticipated correlation with a blend of rigorous inquiry and a hint of whimsy.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has brought to light an unexpected and electrifying correlation between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generation in Tunisia. This connection, with a correlation coefficient that practically shouts, "Hey, look at me!" and a p-value so low it's practically doing limbo, has certainly raised some eyebrows and sparked more than a few "wait, what?" moments.

As we wrap up this paper, it's worth noting that, unlike a bad pun, this correlation is statistically significant. Our findings suggest a strong association between these seemingly disparate phenomena, but we must tread carefully. Correlation does not imply causation, and there could be other variables at play, lurking in the shadows like a getaway car.

While it's tempting to crack a few solar-powered jokes about this unexpected link, we must remember that serious scholarly inquiry is at the core of our mission. However, there's no harm in shedding a little light-heartedness on this enlightening correlation, right?

In the end, we stand by the quirky and captivating nature of our findings. But as we close the chapter on this research, we confidently assert that no further investigation is needed in this area. After all, we've already dazzled the academic world with this unexpected connection, and perhaps it's time to let this particular sunbeam of inquiry shine bright without further scrutiny.

So, in the immortal words of The Beatles, "Here comes the sun," and with it, the closure of this illuminating research. Thank you for joining us on this scholarly escapade, where even the most unexpected connections can leave us beaming with insight.

No further research needed—this case is closed, like a solar-powered car in the bright Missouri sun.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Shining a Light on Solar Power: Illuminating the Connection Between Motor Vehicle Thefts in Missouri and Solar Energy in Tunisia. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Eclectic Energy Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Shining a Light on Solar Power: Illuminating the Connection Between Motor Vehicle Thefts in Missouri and Solar Energy in Tunisia. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Cosmos Energy and Criminology Institute


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Shining a Light on Solar Power: Illuminating the Connection Between Motor Vehicle Thefts in Missouri and Solar Energy in Tunisia with an abstract of As the world grapples with environmental challenges and crime rates, this study delves into the unexpected link between motor vehicle thefts in Missouri and solar power generation in Tunisia. Armed with data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, our research team set out to unravel this mysterious correlation. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9854111 and a noteworthy p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2010 to 2021, our findings showcase an electrifying connection between these seemingly disparate phenomena. Our paper sheds light on this intriguing relationship, and though the attention-grabbing correlation may seem sunny, we delve into the complexities and potential implications with a dash of humor and a ray of insight. While some might view our findings as "shocking," we invite scholars and readers to spark discussions and ignite further research in this captivating cross-continental connection. This paper not only brings to light a fascinating correlation but also injects a dose of levity into the often-serious world of academic research.

ChatGPT:

Motor vehicle thefts, solar power generation, correlation, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, Energy Information Administration, Missouri, Tunisia, cross-continental connection, environmental challenges, crime rates, correlation coefficient, p-value, electrifying connection, implications, humor in academic research

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Data details

Motor vehicle thefts in Missouri
Detailed data title: The motor vehicle theft rate per 100,000 residents in Missouri
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Motor vehicle thefts in Missouri

Solar power generated in Tunisia
Detailed data title: Total solar power generated in Tunisia in billion kWh
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Solar power generated in Tunisia

Correlation r = 0.9854111 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9710350 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 97.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Solar power generated in Tunisia) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Motor vehicle thefts in Missouri) over the 12 years from 2010 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 5.08E-9. 0.0000000050789785975620000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.99 in 5.08E-7% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 196,889,981 random variables You don't actually need 196 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 11 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 11 because we have two variables measured over a period of 12 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.95, 1 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Motor vehicle thefts in Missouri (Motor Vehicle Theft rate)269.1255.1271.1270.4270279.9300.4326.4324.2346.6393.2394.9
Solar power generated in Tunisia (Billion kWh)0.0010.0020.010.0170.0340.0650.1090.1330.1740.2450.3330.40626




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([269.1,255.1,271.1,270.4,270,279.9,300.4,326.4,324.2,346.6,393.2,394.9,])
array_2 = np.array([0.001,0.002,0.01,0.017,0.034,0.065,0.109,0.133,0.174,0.245,0.333,0.40626,])
array_1_name = "Motor vehicle thefts in Missouri"
array_2_name = "Solar power generated in Tunisia"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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